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title: "No, no, there's only two garbarges"
date: 2024-09-11
---
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Bon Voyage Bulletin
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No, I will not call you Gutenburg
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## A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries
Who is Maggie?

The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains.

Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames, which did not increase it's effectivness, but did increase it's coolness. Patches, per usual, spent time cooped up in the bathroom, talking to Neelix, whio suggested that Patches might get further if he connected with his crew mates, and tried to be a bit more honest with them.

But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.

But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Undulating Masses"_ - Tiger
- _"Better Idea. Not Bad Idea, but Better Idea"_ - Bridget
- _"Its in He Cannon Room"_ - Boo
- _"I'm Outside My Britches"_ - Tiger
- _"Slightly Nauseous From the Spinning"_ - Tiger
- _"Set Sails to Go"_ - Tiger
- _"Like a Little Coconut Boy"_ - Tiger
- _"Let Him Slide Down the Pole and Then Your Can Wreck Em"_ - Boo
- _"We're Gonna Paint Flames on Everything"_ - Tiger
- _"Your Own Crew Divorced You"_ - Boo
- _"Welcome to Siempre Teimpre"_ - Tiger
- _"They're Man Nudes so Its Ok"_ - Boo
- _"Corey Trevor Lahey"_ - Andy
- _"Uhhhhh  I Dodge (?)"_ - Andy
- _"She Doesn't Believe You, but She Doesn't Stab You"_ - Tiger
- _"It'll Make You Feel Less Old, Probably"_ - Boo
- _"Have You Ever Considered that You're a Ghost"_ - Bridget
- _"Casper the Never Nude"_ - Bridget
- _"I Don't Speak Latin"_ - Tiger
- _"Looking for the Hot Spa"_ - Tiger
- _"Standing over the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
- _"There's only Two Garbarges"_ - Tiger
{% endalternateTitles%}