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title: "Flashback: You're a Terrible Child"
date: 2021-05-24
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**Prequel!**
In a time before the Kahuna Wave, Sarn Turbo was a young bounty hunter. A steady work flow came from Teemo the Hutt, sometimes the work was dirty, but it paid the bills, and bought the Ryll. The Twi'lek was earning a reputation as a bounty hunter who could get things done and wasn't afraid of a fight.

Mac Skyblade was a smuggler with a mysterious past. He too, finished contracts and was starting to garner a reputation of his own as a man who somehow may take a round-about way to the end goal, but still crossed the finish line.Pinned down on the edge of Shantytown, Sarn Turbo has brought the most recent bounty to a safe-house, now awaiting "The Smuglord" to help bring the bounty home.
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{% summary %} 
* Sarn Turbo meets Mack Skyblade for the first time to transport Beb Bibo, son of Bob Bibu
* Sarn usually collects bounties on runaway clones. Caught the attention of Teemo since he was really good at it. Went home to vist his sister, Teemo blackmailed Sarn into doing work for him
* Bounty is just a crate at the edge of Shantytown,
* Been told that it’s hot cargo. Needs to transport it in a truck into town. It’s a truck: Sibatt’s Luarels.
* Mack is looking for safehouse, pulls up into town, the address is written on his hand. Sarn is waiting in the safehouse
* The last number of the address is smudged on his hand.
* Mack goes to the wrong house. It’s a Geonosian in a bathrobe. He slams the door on Mack
* Sarn hears this thinks it might be the person he needs to meet, he knocks form the inside of the door.
* Sarn tells him to go around back, and he lets Mack in.
* They both have their hands on their blaster.
* Sarn has the crate in the safehouse, shows it to Mack. They try to open the crate. He is unsuccessful
* The crate is rocking back and forth.
* They hear yelps from inside asking to let it out.
* Mack has been locked in a similiar crate before. He does a gesture on it (like the fonz) and pops it open.
* A child walks out, Ortolanwith a pet lothcat. The child says he needs to use the bathroom. The child says the cat’s name is wallace. Sarn tells him to find a corner to pee in.
* Mack asks Sarn what his name is, Sarn responds that his name is Wallace, Mack responds that his name is Mack.
* The child introduces himself as Beb Bibo. Sarn tells him to get back in the crate. He sits legs folded in the crate.
* They close the lid. The child groans.
* They load the cart into the speeder truck.
* They move across town, are stopped by stormtroopers. They ask for ID. Mack’s ID says “Mack Von Skyblade”
* The stormtroopers want to inspect the cargo. Mack tells them the flowers are awfully smelly. “Hutts smell like butts, am i right?” the stormtroopers laugh and wave him on. Sarn tells him never to tell another pun.
* Mack continues to drive through shantytown, he is driving someone conspicuously and being are noticing.
* There is a bridge between shantytown and Mos Shuuta. They’re is coming up on the bridge, Mack knows there will be an inspection.
* They open the crate to ask if the kid has papers. Beb says it’s very hot in the crate. Beb does not have papers.
* Mack has materials to make papers for Beb. His new name will be Bee-Bop.
* Mack asks why he was kidnapped, he doesn’t know. He thinks it might be because of his father. His father is a famous musican Bob Bibu
* Sarn has seen his photo on the side of a milk carton, they know they will be looking for him.
* He needs a different name, and begs for it to be Frankenstein. Mack wants it to be rocksteady, and he writes it down as rocksteady anyway.
* Mack gives Sarn his pistol to hide while he points it at the kid.
* Beb sits in Sarn’s lap.
* They drive to the checkpoint. They are asked for papers.
* Beb Bibo says “I am frankenstein”, but his papers say “Rocksteedy”. Mack is unsuccessful in deceiving the stormtroopers.
* They say Frankenstein sounds made up, Beb says “it’s a family name” and Mack says “no it’s not a family name, you have no family” this saddens beb.
* They let eventually them through
* They drive up to the cantina. There are a lot of people moving musical instruments in and out of the cantina.
* They back the speeder truck out and try to blend in as roadies, they try to carry the crate into the cantina
* They are stopped by a Gamorrean guard.
* They try to lie that it’s a autodrum
* The crate pops open, Beb Bibo pops out. Sarn pistol whips him.
* The guard recognizes him. Mack says it is the kid of Bob Bibu and they’re babysitting.
* The guard is a fan and asks him to perform on the space organ, Beb says he hates it, but agrees to. He lets them in
* The cantina is packed.
* Beb Bibu is up next. He approaches the organ, turns out he can’t play at all.
* A wookie at the bar stands up “You must be the bounty I ordered”
* Sarn grabs the child and hold shim at gunpoint.
* Beb wiggles free and starts to run away.
* Sarn shoots Beb in the leg.
* A wookie reaches for Beb, Sarn shoots him. The wookiee’s know he is serious.
* Do you even know who I am? the wookie says. “I am butte radar, the right hand mand of teemo”
* Sarn laughs at his name.
* Sarn sneaks Mack’s gun back to him.
* They enter combat.
* Sarn is shot, is critically injured, he falls back into cover. (stinger)
* Sarn shoots and does some damage.
* Mack shoots the lights out.
* Mack grabs Sarn and runs out the back door, towards Beb Bibo. Sarn grabs the cat.
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