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title: Shoot that Burnt Boy
date: 2024-11-11
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High House Gazette
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Another day, another arson
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## Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire!

Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Djuckels had the opportunity to push the woman out of the window, but remembeing his dear Uncle Shulock's words ("Murder is wrong") he instead witheld his dark urges. Squish convinced Lord High Hill to turn over his security key. He passed it off to Patches, then went back outside. Lady High Hill, again suspicious, began climbing out the

(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
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{% alternateTitles %} 
  - _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger
  - _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger
  - _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger
  - _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger
  - _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger
  - _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger
  - _"Mother of My Future Goblin Children"_ - Boo
  - _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger
  - _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger
  - _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger
  - _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger
  - _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger
  - _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger
  - _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger
  - _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger
  - _"I Forgot We Threw You Out the Window"_ - Boo
  - _"I Should Get some Credit for That"_ - Andy
  - _"When Theres a Fire You Juck"_ - Andy
  - _"Let's Go You Little Green Goblin Man"_ - Boo
  - _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger
  - _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger
  - _"I Cant Read Lady"_ - Andy
  - _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger
  - _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger
  - _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger
  - _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger
  - _"I'll Write to you...well You Can't read...I'LL Draw to You"_ - Boo
{% endalternateTitles%}

