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title: Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole
season: 5
date: 2024-10-02
podcast: true
---
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Deep Water Digest
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How do you know what they wished for?
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## Day Saved – Baths Had By All
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Of course he was nude

Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.

After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
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{% alternateTitles %} 
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger
- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger
- "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger
- "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
- "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
- "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
- "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger
- "Were You Crying?" - Tiger
- "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger
- "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger
- "Top Intern" - Tiger
- "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger
- "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger
- "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger
- "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger
- "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger
- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger
- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger
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