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title: "Poor Wott's Balls"
date: 2023-06-28
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Old Timey Gazette
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A Newspaper You Can Read
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## Rich Man Has Party Poor People Crash It
This Place Is About To Get Turnt Up

There's a party here in Doskvol, and you've been invited! Well, not so much as invited, as much as lied and snuck in under false pretenses. In a convulated plot that would make Agatha Christe proud, our heros have snuck into Wott Manor to steal a priceless artificat and replace it with another. Why? Becuase I'm the dm, that's why.  
So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library!  
But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?!
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