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title: "Playing for Keepys"
date: 2024-07-31
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Bon Voyage Bulletin
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Who's Printing These
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## New Ship New Identities New Troubles

Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.

But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.

However, cleanliness and obedience are not the Garbarge boys strength, and already there's some grumbling and talks about overthrowing the Captain, and taking his boat.

After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.

Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"I'm Gonna Get a Dressing Down"_ - Tiger
- _"Whew Nelly!"_ - Tiger
- _"Dusty but Pretty Good Cannonballs"_ - Tiger
- _"And Now We're Sinking"_ - Tiger
- _"Are You Guys for Real"_ - Tiger
- _"Playing for Keepys"_ - Boo
- _"I Am Indigo Montoya"_ - Tiger
- _"You Can Probably Fit in My Clothes"_ - Tiger
- _"Cool Ass-Rope"_ - Tiger
- _"It's Not Sexual!"_ - Tiger
- _"Another Hole!"_ - Tiger
- _"I Grab a Bowling Ball"_ - Tiger
- _"Iron Turkey"_ - Andy
- _"Summon the Hot Man"_ - Tiger
- _"Maybe Hazing Is Wrong"_ - Tiger
- _"No We Throw It"_ - Boo
- _"Hey Fuck You Guys"_ - Tiger
- _"Sandy Onion the Name of My Ex Girlfriend"_ - Boo
{% endalternateTitles%}
