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title: "Brother of Good Sir"
date: 2024-08-14
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Nautical Newsletter
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Where Did You Find Ink And Paper
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## Carnage With Carnage At Sea
Tycheros Ahoy

The team gathered on the deck of the Kakuna Wave to heard the real Captain's grand plan. Captain Fitzclyde gave each crew a task:

Diuckles became master armorer, Squish was head chef, and Patches 15 lead cleaner. Fitzclyde and Patches had a heart-to-heart, where Patches was given permission to steer the ship. The grand plan was finally revealed: travel to Tvcheros. and start over as a new crew of pirates. Before they could get underway, they were assaulted by a "welcoming" party, from Captain Donald Carnage.

His crew of merry men raided the Wave, but were quickly fought out by Squish, shooting from the Crow's Nest. Djuckles tried his hand at a duel. but was quickly toppled over. Ever fearless, Patches hid behind the wheel. Finally, Fitzclyde revealed his ghost powers, sending the marauding crew back to their own ship. But the gang pulled a reverse uno card and jumped aboard their ship.

Filling their pockets with tobacco and cannon balls, they severely crippled the Camnage crew. Back on their own ship, the crew decided to head to Last Hurrah, to find a map for

Tycheros：
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Little Dirt Man??"_ - Tiger
- _"Thats an Awfully Small Poop Hole"_ - Bridget
- _"Can You Parallel Dock?"_ - Tiger
- _"Useful Detritus"_ - Tiger
- _"I'mma Bossy Boy"_ - Boo
- _"I'm a Bossy Boy Now"_ - Tiger
- _"Brother of Good Sir"_ - Tiger
- _"'Cause They're Delicious?"_ - Tiger
- _"Lobster of the Sea"_ - Tiger
- _"Kiss the Captain"_ - Tiger
- _"Spy on him...with Your Lips"_ - Boo
- _"Captain Thickfingers"_ - Tiger
- _"Demon Flautists"_ - Tiger
- _"It Was Really Bothering Me! Your Happiness!"_ - Boo
- _"We All Have Done the Flesh Test"_ - Andy
- _"Your Stateroom Is a Janitors Closet"_ - Tiger
{% endalternateTitles%}