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title: "Hungry for Cats"
date: 2023-04-05
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# Olden Times
The Worlds Oldest Newspaper

# Break In At Iruvian School
## Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme

The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.  
A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.  
After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter  
"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."  
The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror  
But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
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