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title: "Both Haunted and Very Moist"
date: 2023-12-06
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Bon Voyage Bulletin
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Special Edition Last Issue
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## An Unpleasant Dinner Party
After a tough battle with the Leviathan, our crew woke up to find themselves on an island inhabited by friendly midwesteners named Nelson. Nelson and his wife, Nelsa, welcomed the crew to their home with a warm fruit casserole and inivtation to dinner. Squish at the entire thing.  
After being tipped off by one of the Nelsons to avoid the food, Squish regurgitated his meal. Djuckles joined the Nelsons for short predinner playdate, and while Captain was keeping watch, he was captured! Squish stayed a shore, but the two rapscallions turned on their friend, and led him towards certain death.  
But wait! Shia surprise! Djuckles and the Captain performed an excellent fusion dance and lit Nelson, the Nelsons, and the entire forest aflame!  
Sweet Deedee found them, and led them deeper in the forest, where Tawny awaited, albeit bruised and broken.  
The three found a cave and, seeing no way out, descended forward. However, they go in alone.  
What awaits our crew in the dark? What is at the end of the tunnel? And will this finally be the last epsiode of the Adventures of the Junk Fort Boys?
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