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title: "Wott's Burning Pants"
date: 2023-09-20
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Garbarge Gazette
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This Also Doubles As Toliet Paper
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## Friends In Low Places
Lady Emoria boarded the Garbarge and provided a job for these salty sea dogs. The crew agreed to get the Maa Goo Fin, a necklace of power, in exchange for keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends, the crew of the Dawn's Hammer. They promptly dumped her off the barge, but not before she released an expolosive demon, which they quickly captured.  
The crew first met with an unhappy Turswallow, who pointed them in the direction of a bar, where Tarnet and Peeway were spending their money drinking. Unable to bully the two into betraying their captain, the gang left to the seedy bar, where they were attacked by Tawny and several of Baz's men.  
Captain and Djuckles "nut punched" their way to victory. They convinced Squish not to kill Tawny, but instead bully him into joining their crew.  
Now the crew must meet with Dawn, and try to convince her to give up the location of the treasurer. Is this treasurer all it seems? Or is the Maa Goo Fin a worthless object, only necessary to drive the plot forward?
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