diff --git a/.eleventy.js b/.eleventy.js index 278ad12..f899da6 100644 --- a/.eleventy.js +++ b/.eleventy.js @@ -87,7 +87,7 @@ module.exports = function(eleventyConfig) { // Shortcodes eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode( "prologue", - function(content) { return `

Prologue

${md.render(content)}
` } + function(content) { return `

Prologue

${md.render(content)}
` } ); eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode( "masthead", @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ module.exports = function(eleventyConfig) { ); eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode( "alternateTitles", - function(content) { return `

Alternate Titles

${md.render(content)}
` } + function(content) { return `

Alternate Titles

${md.render(content)}
` } ); eleventyConfig.addTransform("htmlmin", (content, outputPath) => { diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore index 808080e..07f0cbd 100644 --- a/.gitignore +++ b/.gitignore @@ -4,3 +4,4 @@ dist *.mp3 .env .DS_Store +*/.vscode diff --git a/content/css/s05.scss b/content/css/s05.scss index 79ae4db..c2eec06 100644 --- a/content/css/s05.scss +++ b/content/css/s05.scss @@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=UnifrakturCook:wght@700&display=swap'); @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=EB+Garamond:ital,wght@0,400..800;1,400..800&display=swap'); -.season-5 { +.season-5, .season-3 { --newspaper-background-texture-image: url(../images/parchment.jpg); --newspaper-headline-font: 'Noticia Text'; --newspaper-base-font: 'EB Garamond'; diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e36.md b/content/episodes/s01/e36.md index ab7de58..f677142 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e36.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e36.md @@ -6,8 +6,6 @@ date: 2022-01-18 # WAIL TO THE CHIMP! - - With the help of the crew, the clones have vanquished the Thaleo foe in their formally ‘inpenetrable’ fortress. Through some last minute heroics, and some bought time thanks to a mighty vibro-ax, the allies were able to crush the monkey king with his own tree trunk. Let’s hope the clone troopers reward our heroes with juicy plot treats regarding the The Radarian Chain hideout. Or more likely, the crew will try to bully them into giving up all their stuff and murder them before they saying anything about the plot. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e37.md b/content/episodes/s01/e37.md index ded47b8..868e127 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e37.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e37.md @@ -4,8 +4,11 @@ episode: 37 date: 2022-01-24 --- -# DIPLOMAT ON BOARD! +{% prologue %} -"Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar. - -Butte you know what they say about when you assume... \ No newline at end of file + **DIPLOMAT ON BOARD!** + "Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar. + + Butte you know what they say about when you assume... + +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e38.md b/content/episodes/s01/e38.md index 8416dc1..61dd6bb 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e38.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e38.md @@ -1,13 +1,17 @@ --- title: "Punch It and Pull It" -episode: 38 date: 2022-02-01 --- +{% prologue %} -# SWAB THE DECK! +# Episode {{episode}} +**Swab The Deck!** The crew, aboard The Chandrilla Dispatch, successfully repelled pirates from The Radarian Chain, but not without the help of a pair of Fleet Officers. Now the crew must find their way closer to the origination of the pirate attack, and closer to their goal of fulfilling their bounty for the Butte Radar. However, although a few pirates suffered the ax of Ghost the white wookiee finds himself gravely injured, and will surely be out of action for at least the next few weeks. -Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo. \ No newline at end of file +Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo. + + +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e39.md b/content/episodes/s01/e39.md index afb41f9..2e03f08 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e39.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e39.md @@ -4,14 +4,12 @@ episode: 39 date: 2022-02-07 --- -
+{% prologue %} # Episode {{episode}} **GIRONIMO!** A lucky leap and a clutch winch save our crew from the cold vast darkness of space. Thanks to a thrusting powerloader, Mack Skyblade, Zeke, Sarn Turbo, and Ghost have reunited with the Kahuna Wave after a daring defeat of would-be pirates. But the escapade was not without its costs. Jayk, one of the retired clone troopers, was killed and despite medical attention from Oake, Ghost has found himself with a serious injury requiring an emergency freezing in carbonite. Thankfully, the mission goal was successful, and the crew now has the coordinates of the Radian base known as The Vault. - - So the future is looking bright, which is probably why Ghost is wearing glareshades in that carbonite... -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e40.md b/content/episodes/s01/e40.md index 4eb5934..c7d6965 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e40.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e40.md @@ -4,12 +4,10 @@ episode: 40 date: 2022-02-15 --- -
-
+{% prologue %} # Episode {{episode}} **DECEPTION!** After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot. -
-
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e41.md b/content/episodes/s01/e41.md index 666be89..8cd1818 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e41.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e41.md @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ episode: 41 date: 2022-03-01 --- -
+{% prologue %} # Episode {{episode}} ## DING DONG THE BUTTE IS DEAD! @@ -13,4 +13,4 @@ date: 2022-03-01 Bling bling! -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s01/e42.md b/content/episodes/s01/e42.md index 0ba5d44..e56ccce 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s01/e42.md +++ b/content/episodes/s01/e42.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 42 date: 2022-03-09 --- -
-
+{% prologue %} # Episode {{episode}} ## That was a Fake BUTT(E) @@ -14,5 +13,4 @@ date: 2022-03-09 We all knew it felt to real to be true! -
-
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e01.md b/content/episodes/s02/e01.md index fc8cab1..58a9869 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e01.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e01.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E01" episode: 1 date: 2022-08-05 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e02.md b/content/episodes/s02/e02.md index b3134c1..1f6a4ac 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e02.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e02.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E02" episode: 2 date: 2022-08-29 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e03.md b/content/episodes/s02/e03.md index 26fdd72..14978ae 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e03.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e03.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E03" episode: 3 date: 2022-09-14 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e04.md b/content/episodes/s02/e04.md index 68395ff..f7330f9 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e04.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e04.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E04" episode: 4 date: 2022-09-27 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e05.md b/content/episodes/s02/e05.md index 881c260..f1952a3 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e05.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e05.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E05" episode: 5 date: 2022-10-25 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e06.md b/content/episodes/s02/e06.md index 3f5ddb3..cbc54e7 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e06.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e06.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E06" episode: 6 date: 2022-12-12 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e07.md b/content/episodes/s02/e07.md index c4e5bb4..1559033 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e07.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e07.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E07" episode: 7 date: 2022-12-19 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e08.md b/content/episodes/s02/e08.md index b337670..628aa6b 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e08.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e08.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E08" episode: 8 date: 2023-02-15 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e09.md b/content/episodes/s02/e09.md index f106b68..244aa8b 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e09.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e09.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E09" episode: 9 date: 2023-02-22 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e10.md b/content/episodes/s02/e10.md index 2fc3a1d..281fbc6 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e10.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e10.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E10" episode: 10 date: 2023-03-09 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s02/e11.md b/content/episodes/s02/e11.md index 5a082c4..e222dc0 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s02/e11.md +++ b/content/episodes/s02/e11.md @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ --- -title: "S02E11" episode: 11 date: 2023-03-16 --- diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e01.md b/content/episodes/s03/e01.md index 1bdda61..622af57 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e01.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e01.md @@ -4,17 +4,12 @@ episode: 01 date: 2023-04-05 --- -date:2023-04-12 {%prologue%} -{%masthead%} # Olden Times The Worlds Oldest Newspaper -{%endmasthead%} -{%headline%} # Break In At Iruvian School ## Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme -{%endheadline%} The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5. A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy. diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e02.md b/content/episodes/s03/e02.md index b1d0d02..5456ee8 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e02.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e02.md @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ episode: 02 date: 2023-04-12 --- -
+{% prologue %} Olden Times =========================== @@ -21,4 +21,4 @@ After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right? -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e03.md b/content/episodes/s03/e03.md index 602103f..7f286aa 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e03.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e03.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 03 date: 2023-04-19 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Doskvol Inquirer ====================== @@ -19,4 +18,4 @@ In a dazzling display of overconfidence and clumsiness, the Junk Fort Crew manag Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices. Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e05.md b/content/episodes/s03/e05.md index 3c71167..b300970 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e05.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e05.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 05 date: 2023-05-10 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Doskvol Inquirer ====================== @@ -19,4 +18,4 @@ In a dazzling display of overconfidence and clumsiness, the Junk Fort Crew manag Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices. Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e06.md b/content/episodes/s03/e06.md index b940fab..dac3b0a 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e06.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e06.md @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ episode: 06 date: 2023-05-17 --- +{% prologue %} Doskvol Daily =================================== I Forgot To Do This Earlier Edition @@ -16,4 +17,4 @@ The Junk Boyz have done it again! When a command from Captain Clyde to a ghostly They got the caviar, then saved Captain Dawn, then the rest of the crew, include Peeway, the burned guy that everyone picks on. Plus, they got to keep the nicotine-addicted monkey. But actions have consequences. Making an enemy of the Department of Preservation is never a good idea. The Spirit Wardens will not be happy about three dead bodies lying in a boat in the bottom of the river. Will the Captain be able to get over his ghost commanding impotence? And is keeping a cigarette smoking chimp a smart idea in a wooden shack? - \ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e08.md b/content/episodes/s03/e08.md index c85ba65..3c0f737 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e08.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e08.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 08 date: 2023-06-28 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Old Timey Gazette ======================== @@ -19,4 +18,4 @@ There's a party here in Doskvol, and you've been invited! Well, not so much as i So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library! But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?! -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e10.md b/content/episodes/s03/e10.md index 6f7175b..b66580a 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e10.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e10.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 10 date: 2023-08-08 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Junkfort Journal ================= @@ -18,4 +17,4 @@ Downtime Delights You also fostered community relationships. Rigby is scared you'll blow up the Toad, so free healing! And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet! And now you have a lion, whose knowledge, while limited, is sometimes useful. Truly, you are on top of your game, and things can only improve from here. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e11.md b/content/episodes/s03/e11.md index 5d923e5..242c09f 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e11.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e11.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 11 date: 2023-08-16 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Junkfort Journal =========================== @@ -22,4 +21,4 @@ The captain agreed to get himself arrested. and with Tawny's help, got himself a Baz had Sculock thrown in prison! And now the prison alarms have gone off, and the crew is ironically stuck inside a the prison they were trying to sneak into. How deep is Baz's betrayal? How will they get out? Will Chuckles learn what conjugal means? Tune in next time... -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e12.md b/content/episodes/s03/e12.md index df67d0b..56d9544 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e12.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e12.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 12 date: 2023-08-30 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Prisoner Perodicals ======================================= @@ -20,4 +19,4 @@ They deceived their way to the lower level of the prison, where they were able t First, they had to break in. Now, they have to break out. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e13.md b/content/episodes/s03/e13.md index c802cb2..267a00f 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e13.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e13.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 13 date: 2023-09-06 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Junkfort Journal =========================== @@ -22,4 +21,4 @@ The Captain stormed the evidence locker, completely ignorning vital exposition t Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door. So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next? -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e14.md b/content/episodes/s03/e14.md index cea285e..6a013ef 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e14.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e14.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 14 date: 2023-09-13 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Sewer Sentinel ============================== @@ -21,4 +20,4 @@ The Captian spent sometime in the bookstore, and managed to learn a Fireball spe Squish had lady trouble at the Golden Plume. While impressing Chef Roselle with his slug boom boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar. Roselle tossed him out, where he then met Lady Emoria. He harrassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich. Now is a time of new beginnings, and maybe, new endings. Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignornat of what's around the bend. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e15.md b/content/episodes/s03/e15.md index 0e76f43..07fccb7 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e15.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e15.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 15 date: 2023-09-20 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Garbarge Gazette ================================= @@ -20,4 +19,4 @@ The crew first met with an unhappy Turswallow, who pointed them in the direction Captain and Djuckles "nut punched" their way to victory. They convinced Squish not to kill Tawny, but instead bully him into joining their crew. Now the crew must meet with Dawn, and try to convince her to give up the location of the treasurer. Is this treasurer all it seems? Or is the Maa Goo Fin a worthless object, only necessary to drive the plot forward? -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e16.md b/content/episodes/s03/e16.md index 39ba588..0d0fd80 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e16.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e16.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 16 date: 2023-10-25 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Garbarge Gazette ======================= @@ -21,4 +20,4 @@ The crew went to the warehouse, where the necklace was being held. With agility, A battle commenced between the Garbarge Boys and the Ministry. Eventually, they were able to enter the office where the treasurer was beind held Inside, they found the MaGoo Fin, gold, and a map, leading to the captain's ship. Now the crew must decide their next steps. Can the Captain find his ship? Do they tempt the Void Sea, and search out the treasure? Will Baz evenly allow them to leave the city? -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e17.md b/content/episodes/s03/e17.md index 9bed1e7..ad377b0 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e17.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e17.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 17 date: 2023-11-08 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Olden Times =========================== @@ -19,4 +18,4 @@ The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kah The Captain also finished working on the Garbarge and has made her sea worthy, after visiting what may have been a sailing themed restaurant. But good sails and a long stick does not make for an easy voyage. They first have to leave the city, and Baz controls the docks. They don't have any supplies, and the Void Sea is dangerous, mysterious place that few venture. This mission may be the last our crew undertake. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e18.md b/content/episodes/s03/e18.md index 50c447e..36b8f42 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e18.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e18.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 18 date: 2023-11-15 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Sea Monkey Monthly ===================================== @@ -14,11 +13,10 @@ This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls ## Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead - In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past. But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull. The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching. There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge. So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place. -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e19.md b/content/episodes/s03/e19.md index bfaab47..e109abb 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e19.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e19.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 19 date: 2023-11-29 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Shipwrecked Sentinel =================================================== @@ -22,4 +21,4 @@ Eventually, Djuckles tried his ol' nut puching technique, but alas, could not fi The crew washed upon the shores, and were greeted by friendly locals. Deedee and Tawny are missing. What fresh horros away our crew on the AVOID AT ALL COSTS ISLAND? -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/e20.md b/content/episodes/s03/e20.md index 2fef058..6ad09bc 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/e20.md +++ b/content/episodes/s03/e20.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 20 date: 2023-12-06 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Bon Voyage Bulletin ========================== @@ -14,7 +13,6 @@ Special Edition Last Issue ## An Unpleasant Dinner Party - After a tough battle with the Leviathan, our crew woke up to find themselves on an island inhabited by friendly midwesteners named Nelson. Nelson and his wife, Nelsa, welcomed the crew to their home with a warm fruit casserole and inivtation to dinner. Squish at the entire thing. After being tipped off by one of the Nelsons to avoid the food, Squish regurgitated his meal. Djuckles joined the Nelsons for short predinner playdate, and while Captain was keeping watch, he was captured! Squish stayed a shore, but the two rapscallions turned on their friend, and led him towards certain death. But wait! Shia surprise! Djuckles and the Captain performed an excellent fusion dance and lit Nelson, the Nelsons, and the entire forest aflame! @@ -22,4 +20,4 @@ Sweet Deedee found them, and led them deeper in the forest, where Tawny awaited, The three found a cave and, seeing no way out, descended forward. However, they go in alone. What awaits our crew in the dark? What is at the end of the tunnel? And will this finally be the last epsiode of the Adventures of the Junk Fort Boys? -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s03/s03.json b/content/episodes/s03/s03.json index 2a84f3e..de06d53 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s03/s03.json +++ b/content/episodes/s03/s03.json @@ -2,5 +2,6 @@ "season": 3, "tags": [ "campaign:junkfort-boyz", "season:3" - ] + ], + "stylesheets": ["/css/s05.css"] } \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e47.md b/content/episodes/s04/e47.md index 3396a26..ac89214 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e47.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e47.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 47 date: 2024-01-03 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e48.md b/content/episodes/s04/e48.md index b29addf..6d4f90b 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e48.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e48.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 48 date: 2024-01-21 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e49.md b/content/episodes/s04/e49.md index 0be765a..dee485e 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e49.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e49.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 49 date: 2024-01-29 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e50.md b/content/episodes/s04/e50.md index 21ccb85..4e089be 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e50.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e50.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 50 date: 2024-01-30 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e51.md b/content/episodes/s04/e51.md index b50534f..163d700 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e51.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e51.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 51 date: 2024-02-13 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e52.md b/content/episodes/s04/e52.md index d7c8ac7..cc2c197 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e52.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e52.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 52 date: 2024-03-07 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e53.md b/content/episodes/s04/e53.md index 5f9615a..936a2a8 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e53.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e53.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 53 date: 2024-03-21 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e54.md b/content/episodes/s04/e54.md index c823d9c..4f22d61 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e54.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e54.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 54 date: 2024-04-03 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e55.md b/content/episodes/s04/e55.md index 2fba390..a237667 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e55.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e55.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 55 date: 2024-04-19 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e56.md b/content/episodes/s04/e56.md index 2a03317..3479811 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e56.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e56.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 56 date: 2024-05-08 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s04/e57.md b/content/episodes/s04/e57.md index d21db2d..0fed095 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s04/e57.md +++ b/content/episodes/s04/e57.md @@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 57 date: 2024-06-13 --- -# Prologue
# Episode {{episode}} diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e21.md b/content/episodes/s05/e21.md index 947a80b..59aceee 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e21.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e21.md @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ episode: 21 date: 2024-07-17 --- -
+{% prologue %} Olden Times ======================== @@ -25,9 +25,9 @@ In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and ru • **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\ • **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew. -
+ {% endprologue %} -
+{% alternateTitles %} # Alternate Titles - "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM) @@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and ru - "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM) - "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo -
\ No newline at end of file +{% endalternateTitles %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e22.md b/content/episodes/s05/e22.md index c935981..864a8b4 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e22.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e22.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 22 date: 2024-07-31 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Bon Voyage Bulletin ==================== @@ -25,4 +24,4 @@ After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big t Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception? -
+ {% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e23.md b/content/episodes/s05/e23.md index 6c6f53b..d4f033b 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e23.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e23.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 23 date: 2024-08-14 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Nautical Newsletter ================================ @@ -25,4 +24,4 @@ Filling their pockets with tobacco and cannon balls, they severely crippled the Tycheros： -
\ No newline at end of file + {% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e24.md b/content/episodes/s05/e24.md index 0a8f9fe..9f71e83 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e24.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e24.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 24 date: 2024-08-27 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Oceanside Weekly ================================== @@ -27,4 +26,4 @@ Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to t The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored. -
+{% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e25.md b/content/episodes/s05/e25.md index 735162f..0668f69 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e25.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e25.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 25 date: 2024-09-11 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Bon Voyage Bulletin ========================================================== @@ -23,4 +22,4 @@ But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious gi But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond? -
\ No newline at end of file + {% endprologue %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e26.md b/content/episodes/s05/e26.md index d43442a..b47e77c 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e26.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e26.md @@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 26 date: 2024-09-25 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Paradise Periodical ========================================================== @@ -19,9 +18,8 @@ After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island. -
dinner. But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond? -
+ {% endprologue %} diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e27.md b/content/episodes/s05/e27.md index 98afcf9..5586ea2 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e27.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e27.md @@ -6,8 +6,7 @@ date: 2024-10-02 podcast: true --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} Deep Water Digest ==================================== @@ -22,10 +21,10 @@ podcast: true After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve. -
+ {% endprologue %} # Alternate Titles -
+{% alternateTitles %} - "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM) - "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM) @@ -47,4 +46,4 @@ podcast: true - "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM) - "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM) -
\ No newline at end of file + {% endalternateTitles %} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e28.md b/content/episodes/s05/e28.md index fdd37b6..4b8f880 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e28.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e28.md @@ -3,16 +3,34 @@ title: Small Little Goblin Person date: 2024-10-28 --- -# Prologue -
- High House Gazette - === - Now on Mondays! - {{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }} +{% prologue %} + +High House Gazette +=== +Now on Mondays! +{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }} + +## Party At High House + +Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took. + +with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows? + +{% endprologue %} + +# Alternate Titles +
- ## Party At High House + - _"Shes Not Really Flattered by What You Just Said"_ - Boo + - _"You're Into Her Eating You?"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I Make It Real Fancy"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"That Sounds Like Something Poor People Eat"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Small Little Goblin Person"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Do You Want Me to Punch Her Nuts Too?"_ - Boo + - _"Never Murder Anyone"_ - Andy + - _"I Wink as I Kick Squish"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Ope, Too Late"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Opp Too Late"_ - Andy - Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took. - - with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows? -
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+ diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e29.md b/content/episodes/s05/e29.md index 9cbd9a4..e7e81b8 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e29.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e29.md @@ -3,8 +3,7 @@ title: Shoot that Burnt Boy date: 2024-11-11 --- -# Prologue -
+{% prologue %} High House Gazette === @@ -17,4 +16,37 @@ date: 2024-11-11 (the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time? -
\ No newline at end of file + {% endprologue %} + +# Alternate Titles +
+ + - _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Mother of My Future Goblin Children"_ - Boo + - _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I Forgot We Threw You Out the Window"_ - Boo + - _"I Should Get some Credit for That"_ - Andy + - _"When Theres a Fire You Juck"_ - Andy + - _"Let's Go You Little Green Goblin Man"_ - Boo + - _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I Cant Read Lady"_ - Andy + - _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger (GM) + - _"I'll Write to you...well You Can't read...I'LL Draw to You"_ - Boo + +
diff --git a/content/episodes/s05/e30.md b/content/episodes/s05/e30.md index d81aaf8..e98371e 100644 --- a/content/episodes/s05/e30.md +++ b/content/episodes/s05/e30.md @@ -3,13 +3,11 @@ title: date: 2024-11-18 --- -# Prologue -
- +{% prologue %} Dark Water Weekly ========================== No, no, don't come in here! -{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }} +{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }} ## Fire In Your House And In Your Heart @@ -18,22 +16,18 @@ Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates. As they made a hasty retreat, Lady High Hill warned Djuckels about the true nature of the harp. It can cause anyone who hears it to obey the player, and now it's in the hands of a murderous ghost pirate. +{% endprologue %} -
- -# Alternate Titles -
- -* _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"The Mutiny Habits"_ \- Bridget -* _"Im Just Moody"_ \- Andy -* _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"Baked Alaska"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"Squishlicious over There"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ \- Tiger (GM) -* _"Glittering From the Land"_ \- Tiger (GM) - -
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