Bon Voyage Bulletin
Who's Printing These
2024-07-31
Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.
But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.
However, cleanliness and obedience are not the Garbarge boys strength, and already there's some grumbling and talks about overthrowing the Captain, and taking his boat.
After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.
Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
Oceanside Weekly
There's a Printing Press Down Here?
2023-08-25
In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.
Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.
Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.
While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.
Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.
The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
Bon Voyage Bulletin
No, I will not call you Gutenburg
2024-09-11
Who is "Maggie?"
The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains.
Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames, which did not increase it's effectivness, but did increase it's coolness. Patches, per usual, spent time cooped up in the bathroom, talking to Neelix, whio suggested that Patches might get further if he connected with his crew mates, and tried to be a bit more honest with them.
But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
"How do you know what's happening? We're trapped on the ship!"
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