2024-11-24

content/episodes/s03/e02.md

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 date: 2023-04-12
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-DOSKVOL INQUIRER<br />
-<br />
-The only news you need<br />
-GREAT DAY TO BE A JUNK FORTER<br />
-<br />
-Friendships forged-loot plundered<br />
-<br />
-In a dazzling display of overconfidence and clumsiness, the Junk Fort Crew managed to escape the Iruvian School of Sword Art--with their prize. The trio (Squish not pictured) managed to raid an alchemy lab, break into the war room, and confront Ixis, demon eater. Using the wits, their skills, and a tire iron, the trio managed to nab the pressure treasure and escape, mostly unharmed. On their way out, the group met a handsome NPC, but they ignored him for escape. I'm sure that won't come back to "haunt" them.<br />
-<br />
-Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices.<br />
-<br />
-Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres.
+<section class="prologue"><div>
+
+Olden Times
+===========================
+The Worlds Oldest Newspaper
+<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
+
+## Break In At Iruvian School
+Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme
+
+The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.  
+A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.  
+After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter  
+"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."  
+The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror  
+But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
+
+</div></section>