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JUNKBOYZ JOURNAL<br />
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LOOK! MORE TEX!<br />
PARTY GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!<br />
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Man experiences extreme testical trauma<br />
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After being unable to find the statue before their time limit, th crew produced a genius plot. While Captain Clyde distracted the audience with a tale of fishy fornication, Djuckles stole the statue from its case. They tried to make a quick exit, but were stopped by Wott, who had the real lion... Djuckles, triggered into reliving a junior high flashback, punched the offending man in family jewels sending him to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan.<br />
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But the Junk Boyz weren't the only ones serving deception. Lady Emoria drew a gun on the partygoers and threatened to set off a bomb if she wasn't given the lion. Squish and Chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake andt he party dispersed in a panic.<br />
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As our crew narrowly escaped, th house exploded into a fireball.<br />
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So now what? The boys have the statue, but will that be enough to satisfy Baz? Wott is on the look out for a farting, nut punching man who nearly got him killed. How many more enemies can our crew make?
# Prologue
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Old Timey Gazette
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A Newspaper You Can Read
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## Rich Man Has Party Poor People Crash It
This Place Is About To Get Turnt Up
There's a party here in Doskvol, and you've been invited! Well, not so much as invited, as much as lied and snuck in under false pretenses. In a convulated plot that would make Agatha Christe proud, our heros have snuck into Wott Manor to steal a priceless artificat and replace it with another. Why? Becuase I'm the dm, that's why.
So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library!
But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?!
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