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content/episodes/s03/e11.md

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 date: 2023-08-16
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-PRISONER PERODICALS<br />
-<br />
-Because what else are you going to read<br />
-Chaos abounds on prison grounds!<br />
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-During the confusion of an attempted prison riot, our heros took action. Chuckles was taken down to the holding cells, were he reunited with his beloved Frunkle Sculock. Squish, disgused as, you guessed it, a chef managed to steal some weapons for safe keeping and managed to break out the Captain, disguised as, you guessed it, a drunken sailor.<br />
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-They deceived their way to the lower level of the prison, where they were able to finally convinced Chuckles out of his unlocked prison cell. Then, drawing on their amazing skills (and even more amazing luck) Squish and Captain took down four guards with no injury. They then convinced a guard name Dwayne to help carry the fragile frunkle back up the stairs. Deedee was called. Now the six of them (three junk boys, a guard, a frunkle, and an ape-chimp) have to escape this rioting prison, where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety.<br />
-<br />
-First, they had to break in.<br />
-<br />
-Now, they have to break out.
+# Prologue
+<section class="prologue"><div>
+
+Junkfort Journal
+===========================
+A Ball Blasters Publication
+<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
+
+## Betrayal Break Ins And Boom Boom Sauce
+
+
+After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mystique by Sculock, your friendly potion dispenser and uncle (maybe?) to Chuckles.  
+They found the store ransacked, some nudie magazines, and Sculock missing! They also found a recipe for Boom Boom Sauce, a condiment/explosive that certaintly can't backfire on our arson experts.  
+They were offered help from Baz to sneak into the prison were Sculock is held prisoner.  
+The captain agreed to get himself arrested. and with Tawny's help, got himself a cell next to an old crewmate. Squish became a cook at the prison. Chuckles entered last, under the guise of a "conjugal" visit. It was then that a bombshell was dropped (not literally, although knowing this lot...)  
+Baz had Sculock thrown in prison! And now the prison alarms have gone off, and the crew is ironically stuck inside a the prison they were trying to sneak into.  
+How deep is Baz's betrayal? How will they get out? Will Chuckles learn what conjugal means? Tune in next time...
+
+</div></section>