2024-11-24

content/episodes/s03/e12.md

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 date: 2023-08-30
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-JUNKFORT JOURNAL<br />
-<br />
-A Ball Blasters Publication<br />
-"Like Nut Punching a Building"<br />
-<br />
-Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison.<br />
-<br />
-Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited.<br />
-<br />
-Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room, where they discussed Chuckle's life path, and where his life was headed.<br />
-<br />
-The Captain stormed the evidence locker, completely ignorning vital exposition that explained Baz had planted the prisoners, and had told them to wear red sashes during the assault, framing his enemy of the same name for his crimes. That wasn't important! Getting back his beloved butler was all he had on his mind, and succeeded, with aplomb.<br />
-<br />
-Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door.<br />
-<br />
-So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next?
+# Prologue
+<section class="prologue"><div>
+
+Prisoner Perodicals
+=======================================
+Because What Else Are You Going To Read
+<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
+
+## Chaos Abounds On Prison Grounds
+
+
+During the confusion of an attempted prison riot, our heros took action. Chuckles was taken down to the holding cells, were he reunited with his beloved Frunkle Sculock. Squish, disgused as, you guessed it, a chef managed to steal some weapons for safe keeping and managed to break out the Captain, disguised as, you guessed it, a drunken sailor.  
+They deceived their way to the lower level of the prison, where they were able to finally convinced Chuckles out of his unlocked prison cell. Then, drawing on their amazing skills (and even more amazing luck) Squish and Captain took down four guards with no injury. They then convinced a guard name Dwayne to help carry the fragile frunkle back up the stairs. Deedee was called. Now the six of them (three junk boys, a guard, a frunkle, and an ape-chimp) have to escape this rioting prison, where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety.  
+First, they had to break in.  
+Now, they have to break out.
+
+</div></section>