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SHIP WRECKED SENTINEL<br />
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How does a paper get delivered to a deserted island?<br />
Disaster On The High Seas!<br />
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The legend will live on from Doskvol down of the great ship they called the Garbarge. Her trash filled, hobcobbled remains lie in the bottom of the Void Sea, in the deadly embrace of the Leviathan.<br />
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The day started out chipper, with the crew in good spirits. Djuckles and Captain sorted out their differences, and came to a new understanding. The day quickly turned, when a Levithan appeared on the horizon.<br />
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The ghost butler Neelix tried seducing the great beast, and they tried using Hotman to attack him. Their plans failed, and they tried a mad dash towards the shore.<br />
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Eventually, Djuckles tried his ol' nut puching technique, but alas, could not find the genitles. Squish bravely and foolishly jumped into the beast's gullet, and while harming the fiend, did not kill it. He cut his way to freedom. The Captain, deciding on last ditch effort, crashed the Garbarge into the beast, sacrificing their home and headquarters to save their lives.<br />
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The crew washed upon the shores, and were greeted by friendly locals. Deedee and Tawny are missing.<br />
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What fresh horros away our crew on the AVOID AT ALL COSTS ISLAND?
# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
Sea Monkey Monthly
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This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls
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## Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead
In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.
But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.
The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.
There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.
So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.
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