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Olden Times
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World's Oldest Newspaper
# Wanted! Gang Terrorizes City
![](worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/newspapers/Screenshot%202024-07-14%20144345.png)
## Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire
Olden Times
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World's Oldest Newspaper
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A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected crime boss Baszo Baz and subsequent dock fire.\
The group is considred armed and very dangerous.\
They are believed to have left the city in "GarBarge." Reports from the outer Dagger Isles suggest that the crew sailed to Last Hurrah, a famous demon holiday spot, before fleeing towards the Void Sea towards uncharted waters.
## Wanted Gang Terrorizes City
Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire
## Void Sea Disturbances?
A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected crime boss Baszo Baz and subsequent dock fire.\
The group is considred armed and very dangerous.\
They are believed to have left the city in "GarBarge." Reports from the outer Dagger Isles suggest that the crew sailed to Last Hurrah, a famous demon holiday spot, before fleeing towards the Void Sea towards uncharted waters.
In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and rumors fom the literal backwards of the Void Seas:\
• **Whalers reported a Leviathan attack.** These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.\
• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
## Void Sea Disturbances?
In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and rumors fom the literal backwards of the Void Seas:\
• **Whalers reported a Leviathan attack.** These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.\
• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
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<p class="newspaper-name">Bon Voyage Bulletin</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">Who's Printing These</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2024-07-31</p> <h2>New Ship, New Identities, New Troubles!</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/assets/pages/DzemxJwopdWfbkJL-pages-eRwwiS7HLC9dqNDO-Screenshot%202024-07-31%20173438-bdapgjPbRm0t6Owo.png"> <blockquote> <p></p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content"> <p>Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.</p> <p>But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.</p> <p>However, cleanliness and obedience are not the Garbarge boys strength, and already there's some grumbling and talks about overthrowing the Captain, and taking his boat.</p> <p>After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.</p> <p>Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?</p> </div>
# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
Bon Voyage Bulletin
====================
Who S Printing These
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## New Ship New Identities New Troubles
Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.
But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.
However, cleanliness and obedience are not the Garbarge boys strength, and already there's some grumbling and talks about overthrowing the Captain, and taking his boat.
After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.
Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
Nautical Newsletter
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Where Did You Find Ink And Paper
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## Carnage With Carnage At Sea
Tycheros Ahoy
The team gathered on the deck of the Kakuna Wave to heard the real Captain's grand plan. Captain Fitzclyde gave each crew a task:
Diuckles became master armorer, Squish was head chef, and Patches 15 lead cleaner. Fitzclyde and Patches had a heart-to-heart, where Patches was given permission to steer the ship. The grand plan was finally revealed: travel to Tvcheros. and start over as a new crew of pirates. Before they could get underway, they were assaulted by a "welcoming" party, from Captain Donald Carnage.
His crew of merry men raided the Wave, but were quickly fought out by Squish, shooting from the Crow's Nest. Djuckles tried his hand at a duel. but was quickly toppled over. Ever fearless, Patches hid behind the wheel. Finally, Fitzclyde revealed his ghost powers, sending the marauding crew back to their own ship. But the gang pulled a reverse uno card and jumped aboard their ship.
Filling their pockets with tobacco and cannon balls, they severely crippled the Camnage crew. Back on their own ship, the crew decided to head to Last Hurrah, to find a map for
Tycheros：
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<p class="newspaper-name">Oceanside Weekly</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">There's a Printing Press Down Here?</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2023-08-25</p> <h2>"FISH" OUT OF WATER</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/Screenshot%202024-08-25%20162737.png"> <blockquote> <p></p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content"> <p>In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.</p> <p class="p1">Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.</p> <p class="p1">Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.</p> <p class="p1">While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.</p> <p>Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.</p> <p class="p1">The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.</p> </div>
# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
Oceanside Weekly
==================================
There S A Printing Press Down Here
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## Fish Out Of Water
In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.
Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.
Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.
While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.
Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.
The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
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<p class="newspaper-name">Bon Voyage Bulletin</p>
<p class="newspaper-tagline">No, I will not call you Gutenburg</p>
<p class="newspaper-date">2024-09-11</p>
# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
<h2>A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries</h2>
<img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/Screenshot%202024-09-11%20180943.png">
<blockquote>
<p>Who is "Maggie?"</p>
</blockquote>
<div class="newspaper-content">
<p>The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains.</p>
<p>Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames, which did not increase it's effectivness, but did increase it's coolness. Patches, per usual, spent time cooped up in the bathroom, talking to Neelix, whio suggested that Patches might get further if he connected with his crew mates, and tried to be a bit more honest with them.</p> <p>But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.</p>
<p>But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?</p> </div>
Bon Voyage Bulletin
==========================================================
No, I will not call you Gutenburg
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## A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries
Who is Maggie?
The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains.
Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames, which did not increase it's effectivness, but did increase it's coolness. Patches, per usual, spent time cooped up in the bathroom, talking to Neelix, whio suggested that Patches might get further if he connected with his crew mates, and tried to be a bit more honest with them.
But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
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title: Drums in the Poop Hole
episode: 26
date: 2024-09-11
date: 2024-09-25
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
Paradise Periodical
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How do you know what's happening? We're trapped on the ship!
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How Do You Know What S Happening We Re Trapped On The Ship
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# Strange Times on Stranger Shores
## Holy ghosts!
## Strange Times On Stranger Shores
Holy Ghosts
After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie
After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie\
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The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
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dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
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date: 2024-10-02
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Deep Water Digest
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How do you know what they wished for?
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## Day Saved – Baths Had By All
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# Alternate Titles
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# Alternate Titles
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger (GM)

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# Prologue
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High House Gazette
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Now on Mondays!
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## Party At High House
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
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# Prologue
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High House Gazette
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Another day, another arson
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## Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire!
Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Djuckels had the opportunity to push the woman out of the window, but remembeing his dear Uncle Shulock's words ("Murder is wrong") he instead witheld his dark urges. Squish convinced Lord High Hill to turn over his security key. He passed it off to Patches, then went back outside. Lady High Hill, again suspicious, began climbing out the
(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
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Dark Water Weekly
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No, no, don't come in here!
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## Fire In Your House And In Your Heart
Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet another fine establishment ablaze. Squish remembered Djuckles had made gas masks for this purpose. Djuckles remembered that he had forgotten whether he had made exploding masks or protective masks, so it was a real wild card.
They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates.\
They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates.
As they made a hasty retreat, Lady High Hill warned Djuckels about the true nature of the harp. It can cause anyone who hears it to obey the player, and now it's in the hands of a murderous ghost pirate.

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title:
date: 2024-11-18
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{% prologue %}
# The Daily Chronicle
"Your Source for Timely News"
2024-11-22
## Historic Event Shakes the World
_Insights and perspectives on a momentous occasion_
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