1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:27,840 all right so we just got you guys just let the many doors rule right 2 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,440 yeah there's been a lot of rooms with many oh there were so many doors there were so 3 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:41,400 many several surprise doors that we didn't see coming yes and some we saw more than once 4 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,500 quite a few times yeah that reminds me i should go make a drink 5 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:54,720 hey you just finished yours my drink no this was pop oh yeah that's what they all say 6 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,840 that's asmr sure 7 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:10,360 i didn't put the doors the actual doors in this door room 8 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:15,660 well that's because there were 12 of them right or 20 of them yeah 9 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:19,060 i don't want you guys getting confused 10 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:25,540 were you successful upside down yeah i think i was 11 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:30,420 i don't remember i never remember the controls for this goddamn game 12 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:36,020 quit spinning i'm trying to spread myself out here and it won't let me do it 13 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:40,420 shift 14 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:49,040 hey quit moving me around oh that was not boo i thought that was boo that moved me around 15 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,160 okay i think i got something 16 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:59,200 who's that oh what was his name two butts that's right doesn't everybody have two butts 17 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:05,440 no especially you're missing half a butt yeah i know 18 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:10,480 i don't have much written down from last session other than cool crying 19 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:19,120 you did you did a lot of half of that those words i also wrote down cool crying 20 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:26,020 and i wrote down cherd cannon i don't know what that is 21 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:31,680 you guys are on a mission to destroy the butt trap that stole butts 22 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:36,300 well not uh i i would describe it differently 23 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,060 i would say we're trying to rescue my butt 24 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,400 i don't care if we have to destroy anything 25 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,240 if we can bribe him or just ask him nicely that'd be fine too 26 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,340 okay well the weapon that you have made in tommy two butts 27 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:52,620 that's right laboratory was the cherd cannon 28 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:56,600 oh and the cherd cannon is the destroyer of butt stones 29 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,560 yes 30 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,700 butt rocks 31 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,820 yeah 32 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:02,880 but marble butts yeah 33 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,520 all right so yeah i don't i uh yeah we were stuck on the uh 34 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,840 multiple dice 35 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,200 but no we right at the end i 36 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:11,820 we got out 37 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:14,680 you got out and then i ran out of rooms 38 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,400 so now you guys have the choice of either going up or left 39 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,180 i we already 40 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,400 i thought we already decided down 41 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,340 no i thought we came in from you 42 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:28,720 no that's the one you came in is is the down one 43 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:33,200 jerry you picked one and i was following you i believe is how it went 44 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,360 uh you did ask me to describe one of the rooms 45 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,280 if that's the one you want to go into 46 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,580 or not 47 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,320 all right let's go north 48 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,880 all right 49 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,600 i'm not sure we know which way we're oriented 50 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,200 i don't think we have a compass 51 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,920 you go to the upper door 52 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,880 oh there we go okay 53 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,140 yeah i don't have the game pause 54 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,960 how do i zoom out can you guys remember 55 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,920 i'm sure 56 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,860 i'm like you're saying i use the wheel 57 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,040 i don't have a wheel i have a 58 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,180 it should be a two finger scroll 59 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:14,280 that it just keeps me doing this 60 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,920 on character 61 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,260 oh that might be it 62 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:18,820 click 63 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:20,020 how do i unclick 64 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,500 click somewhere else 65 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,000 you might 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,940 you might have to change the setting 67 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:24,880 you 68 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,640 this is something we had to do that before 69 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,100 okay 70 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:27,700 he was right 71 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,240 he was right 72 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,600 all right cool 73 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,920 that's like now i can see 74 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,020 tommy two boats 75 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,080 there is tommy two boats 76 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,220 right next to you 77 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,960 and you guys are go 78 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,220 you guys decided to go to the upper door 79 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,680 which is 80 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,420 this one 81 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,040 this one 82 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:52,340 oh that's a chair 83 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:54,500 that's put doors here too 84 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,420 that's a chair with legs 85 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,300 holy jesus 86 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,680 most chairs have legs 87 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,640 hachi machi 88 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,320 no those are human legs 89 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,200 that's the opposite of an armchair 90 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:10,760 i'm so happy that his claps don't come through 91 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:16,920 so man 92 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:23,440 oh i can go home now 93 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,900 yes please 94 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,280 he is home 95 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,800 all right 96 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,180 it stinks like old hamburger meat here 97 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:33,600 before you can come to appreciate the delicate 98 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,700 delicate bouquet 99 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:38,840 you see five zombies hunched over another rotten looking figure 100 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,780 in a plush chair 101 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:43,120 it looks like zombies are gesturing accusingly at the figure 102 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,400 which appears to be tied up 103 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,900 you miss a lot of the nuance of the zombies debate 104 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,700 though since they're just grunting and moaning 105 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:51,600 if you 106 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,700 if you wanted this room to be 107 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,400 weirder 108 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,060 you're in luck 109 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,040 because these zombies got no 110 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:57,700 butts 111 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,140 you have no butts 112 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,220 you have no butts 113 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,500 they have no butts 114 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,820 it's like you're half related to these guys 115 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:06,640 some 116 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,800 all right 117 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,840 uh instead of five i'm doing three 118 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,780 sorry 119 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:12,160 all right 120 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,160 so retcon 121 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,840 yeah three 122 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,800 all right 123 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,420 uh 124 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:17,680 they have no butts 125 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,680 ask them why they have no butts 126 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,160 greetings 127 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,200 where are thou butts 128 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,880 that's how you start a conversation 129 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,320 that's 130 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,560 i've never talked to a zombie 131 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:31,960 we are 132 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,920 normal 133 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,340 we're very insensitive 134 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:37,200 i i have never talked to a zombie before 135 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,040 i figured 136 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,480 i'm the first person to ever speak politely to them 137 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,700 uh 138 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,200 dad 139 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:42,960 holy 140 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,440 you're never not embarrassing 141 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,320 and all of a sudden the ghoul calls out 142 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:48,540 help 143 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:49,440 i know i'm a ghoul 144 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,240 and this could easily be my thing 145 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:51,880 but it's not 146 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,940 the zombies think i ate their butts 147 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:55,040 but i swear i didn't 148 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,540 help me 149 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,100 please 150 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,760 so we're helping a ghoul 151 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,800 yes 152 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,760 yeah 153 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,500 all right 154 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,520 i say we help them 155 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,880 uh 156 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,600 we're help 157 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,520 helping the ghoul 158 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,980 yeah why not 159 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:09,980 all right 160 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:10,460 uh 161 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,540 the zombies were talking to us 162 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,320 no the ghoul was 163 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,820 did the zombies talk to us 164 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:18,420 the zombies got very 165 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:19,000 um 166 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,720 upset when the first question 167 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,480 they were at 168 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:21,680 or 169 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,060 first thing that you guys said 170 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,040 said was to ask about their missing butts 171 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,600 well 172 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,400 my question 173 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,620 mainly is 174 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,720 do they speak 175 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,380 words 176 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:30,620 yes 177 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,780 okay 178 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:33,380 listen 179 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:35,040 i 180 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,880 probably 181 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,720 don't 182 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,180 you don't want to eat that guy 183 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,320 ghouls don't taste good 184 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,220 no we don't want to eat him 185 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,640 we want him to give our butt 186 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,280 give him 187 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,480 we want him to give us our butts back 188 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,360 he doesn't know anything about that 189 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,660 what's a ghoul no 190 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:55,080 i 191 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,760 let's just say i know 192 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,200 where 193 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,840 happens to buzz 194 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,400 and what happens to them 195 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,580 and 196 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:05,120 i 197 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,320 turn around 198 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,620 and i point 199 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,400 at 200 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,100 my butt 201 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,480 look at this 202 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,460 i'm one of you 203 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:13,680 okay 204 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:13,980 but 205 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:14,760 that doesn't 206 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,540 explain what happened to it 207 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,140 well 208 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:17,960 it wasn't eaten by 209 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,160 he also 210 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,540 ate half of your butt 211 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,660 we don't know that 212 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,360 i'm telling you 213 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,220 he didn't eat my butt 214 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,060 i don't know that 215 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,160 well i'm telling you 216 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,140 it's been taken 217 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,660 why should i trust you 218 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:29,800 his half cheek 219 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,060 is at a party right now 220 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,620 is it 221 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,360 i think that's where i remember 222 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,520 it was like a hellhole party 223 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:35,880 kind of 224 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:36,320 wasn't it 225 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:40,700 i might be 226 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:41,380 misremembering 227 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,580 uh 228 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:44,860 let's see 229 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:45,720 i don't 230 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,760 left butt cheek 231 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,200 alissa 232 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,380 i have written down 233 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,420 uh 234 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,640 because we saw it one day 235 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,240 we saw it 236 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:52,540 it was in the mirror 237 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,340 the broken mirror 238 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:54,080 yeah 239 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,280 oh 240 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,020 and what 241 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:58,840 it was just hanging out 242 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,280 it was like a party 243 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,880 but the uh 244 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,800 your butt was like 245 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,640 being left out 246 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,400 oh so it wasn't even 247 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:05,960 being cool 248 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,120 no yeah 249 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,340 it's it's hell 250 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,820 for your butt 251 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,540 oh boy 252 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:12,760 so anyway 253 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,960 i know where my butt went 254 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,000 and it didn't get eaten 255 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,620 by this cool 256 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,720 it was eaten by some 257 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,640 fucking rock 258 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,700 i think it's a churd 259 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:22,480 what is a churd 260 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,660 i don't know 261 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:24,560 but i'm gonna kill it 262 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,000 we got some churd gun 263 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,580 we're gonna fucking kill this thing 264 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,540 and get my butt back 265 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:32,540 a churd gun 266 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,020 churd gun 267 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:34,400 yeah 268 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,060 doesn't shoot churds 269 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,540 it kills churds 270 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:39,660 what is a churd 271 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,140 churd 272 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:40,940 i don't know 273 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:41,640 but it's a rock 274 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,400 that ate my butt 275 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,700 and it's gotta pay 276 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,780 you know 277 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:45,300 you're lucky 278 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,380 we're not the zombies 279 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,380 that like to eat brains 280 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,260 because otherwise 281 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:49,240 we would have passed you up 282 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,300 a long time ago 283 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,120 that's 284 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:51,640 wow 285 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,240 zing of the day 286 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,200 zing 287 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:02,460 well great 288 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:03,520 i guess 289 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,800 um 290 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,940 ghoul 291 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,340 why should we save you 292 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,080 because i'm innocent 293 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,440 i didn't take anybody's butt 294 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,300 but 295 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,040 i 296 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,340 not sure i need to get involved 297 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,040 anymore 298 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,840 i'd like to help the ghoul 299 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,460 why do you want to help the ghoul 300 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,520 because he sounds like a 301 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,540 a ghoul guy 302 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,300 yes he is a ghoul guy 303 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,580 i don't know 304 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,660 don't you think he's kind of cool 305 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,740 a cool 306 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:35,200 i don't know 307 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:35,680 i got a good 308 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,120 i got a good feeling about him 309 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,680 i like the cut of his jib 310 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,240 all right 311 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,600 tommy two bucks steps up 312 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,620 oh boy 313 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,560 and he goes 314 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,660 all right listen zombies 315 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:48,360 i am the scientist of this dungeon 316 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,620 don't listen to him 317 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,120 shut up 318 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,440 i'm trying to help you 319 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,520 we got this one though 320 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,300 i told him 321 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,500 my butt was eaten 322 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,200 shut 323 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200 all right 324 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,160 all right 325 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,540 so 326 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,960 we have invented 327 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,420 a 328 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:07,300 as my 329 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,540 young 330 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,640 very young 331 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,380 half butt 332 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:11,980 butted 333 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,880 a companion 334 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,520 that said 335 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,720 we have invented 336 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,500 the chert cannon 337 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,180 which will 338 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,820 destroy 339 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:20,760 the trap 340 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,680 that ate your butts 341 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,040 and it will return them to you 342 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,280 yeah the butt rock 343 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,600 i said that 344 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,440 she did say that 345 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,080 yes 346 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,280 maybe your glasses will be more 347 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,300 more convincing 348 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,780 what 349 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,780 i said maybe because you're wearing glasses 350 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,600 they'll believe you 351 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:40,880 oh 352 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,200 i believe them already 353 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,680 so 354 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,440 if you let us pass 355 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,360 without harming us 356 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,860 then 357 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:49,920 we'll return 358 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,760 to prove that 359 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,560 you know 360 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,480 we did what we said 361 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,060 we were gonna do 362 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,180 and if you don't 363 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,080 i'll fucking blast you 364 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:58,880 with these arrows 365 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:03,200 you always have to be so violent 366 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,280 i'm so mad 367 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,480 this is a game 368 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:06,960 about 369 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,820 creativity 370 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,740 and you're getting so violent 371 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,760 we're not in gta 372 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,280 some 373 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,800 i am 374 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,100 kind of a drama bomb 375 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:15,740 and 376 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,940 my butt is missing 377 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:17,600 so 378 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,840 i do not have time 379 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,760 to be 380 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,840 messing around 381 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,160 with 382 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,760 zombies and ghouls 383 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,680 no time at all 384 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,700 so keep moving 385 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,760 and get out of the way 386 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,520 you can at least 387 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,420 ask the zombies 388 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:32,760 say 389 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,460 you can at least 390 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,220 ask nicely 391 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,660 i tried that already 392 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,220 and they said 393 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:37,720 i didn't have 394 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,140 no brain 395 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:38,880 you did not 396 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,020 i said 397 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,640 i 398 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,420 that the ghoul 399 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,320 didn't eat your butts 400 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,360 that whatever 401 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:44,940 ate your butt 402 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:45,600 ate my butt 403 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,700 and so 404 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,600 let's get them 405 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,880 and then they said 406 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,240 if you 407 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,720 you have no brains 408 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,580 basically what they said 409 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:52,300 it hurt my feelings 410 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,980 that wasn't asking politely 411 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,780 got you there 412 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,280 oh gosh 413 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,040 i tried being polite 414 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:00,780 but apparently 415 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,160 butt talk 416 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:02,540 is not 417 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,240 acceptable 418 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:03,860 to 419 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,860 zombies 420 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,920 i'm sorry 421 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,500 i didn't know 422 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,480 these zombies 423 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,100 were adhering 424 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:09,880 to mismanners 425 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,680 they are 426 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,800 okay 427 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,340 well 428 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,480 i mean 429 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,780 jerry did ask 430 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:17,880 where thou is your butt 431 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,120 insists 432 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,500 and they didn't 433 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,120 seem to like that 434 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,420 either 435 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,200 no 436 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,020 are you gonna ask 437 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:23,880 to pass or not 438 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,480 i can't pass 439 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,560 because i only have 440 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,100 half a butt 441 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,780 gas 442 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,640 pass gas 443 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,320 i say we ask 444 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:36,800 to pass 445 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,060 are we help 446 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,020 are we gonna help 447 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,520 him out with the 448 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:40,880 zombies 449 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,580 we have to fight 450 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,060 the zombies 451 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,000 depends 452 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,780 but 453 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:49,360 i yes 454 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,640 we i i think 455 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,620 we have 456 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,740 let us let us 457 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,500 you know please 458 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,760 let us go i guess 459 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,600 right finally 460 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,480 you said something 461 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:58,980 nice 462 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,120 i'm gonna play this 463 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:02,680 tape bag i'm gonna 464 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,180 show you how nice 465 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:03,760 i was at the 466 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,000 beginning 467 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,560 so nice 468 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,680 so nice 469 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,120 jerry was so nice 470 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,060 even you said 471 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:09,340 thou 472 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,660 i don't know why 473 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,140 he thought we 474 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:12,780 were old english 475 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,160 but 476 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,260 he didn't 477 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,640 there's that 478 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,660 all right 479 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,480 so you just 480 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,340 you go you go 481 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:19,940 through the door 482 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,480 on the north 483 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,300 or on the 484 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,040 upper opposite 485 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,700 side of the room 486 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,780 so what's gonna 487 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,420 happen to the 488 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:26,060 ghoul as we 489 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:26,600 walk by 490 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,400 so we just 491 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,180 awkwardly walk 492 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,500 by and 493 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,780 like leave 494 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,240 him what are 495 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:31,640 the zombies 496 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,120 gonna do to 497 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:32,580 the ghoul 498 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,140 oh if you 499 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,840 don't return 500 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,340 in a day 501 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:36,720 then they're 502 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,100 gonna eat 503 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:37,280 him 504 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,340 okay so they 505 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,000 they seem to 506 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,640 have taken the 507 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,280 deal that 508 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160 four eyes 509 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:42,580 was putting 510 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:42,920 down 511 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,220 yeah tommy 512 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:44,860 four eyes 513 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,340 two butts 514 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:45,620 yeah 515 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,040 four eyes 516 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,460 two butts 517 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,060 can't lose 518 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:58,800 all right 519 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,260 well see you 520 00:14:59,260 --> 00:14:59,760 later jerry 521 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,340 bye jerry 522 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,320 bye jerry 523 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,880 all right 524 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,560 uh this 525 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,040 next room 526 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:07,380 is going 527 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:07,920 to seem 528 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,000 very um 529 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,140 cool 530 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,280 bigger than 531 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,280 it it should 532 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,300 be but 533 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,500 that's fine 534 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,360 oh uh we 535 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:18,640 don't have 536 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:18,920 vision 537 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,340 oh good you 538 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:20,720 probably don't 539 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,060 want to see 540 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:21,440 this one 541 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:21,720 anyway 542 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,840 oh is it 543 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,560 graphic 544 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,880 going on 545 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,320 graphic 546 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:32,680 oh this 547 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,700 is uh a 548 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:33,980 lady 549 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,260 she's taking 550 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:35,660 notes 551 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,440 and she's 552 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,300 quite large 553 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,820 yes i 554 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,400 told you 555 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,220 how do i 556 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:43,800 get the 557 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,460 scale is 558 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,200 very very 559 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:45,760 off is 560 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,200 she's supposed 561 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:46,560 to be that 562 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:46,880 large 563 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,280 no the room 564 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:49,680 is supposed 565 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,080 to be pretty 566 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,500 big though 567 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,400 oh you put 568 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:51,800 it as the 569 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,620 foreground instead 570 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,140 of the background 571 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:53,840 by accident 572 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,420 oh doesn't 573 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:55,900 really matter 574 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:56,560 that sucks 575 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,760 yeah that's 576 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,140 that's not 577 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:58,320 going to 578 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:58,460 matter 579 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,520 so everything 580 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,200 in this odd 581 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,740 shaped room 582 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,300 is white 583 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,200 the walls 584 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:03,680 the floors 585 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,180 the ceiling 586 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:04,820 everything 587 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,220 that is except 588 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,320 the four doors 589 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:07,980 and a stressed 590 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:08,600 looking lady 591 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,300 seated at a 592 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:09,820 cheap desk 593 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,580 writing furiously 594 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,240 on parchment 595 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,540 and she's got 596 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,060 an inkwell 597 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,960 and a quill 598 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,920 pen 599 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,720 second after 600 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,460 the doors open 601 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:18,820 the room 602 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,360 elongates 603 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,140 until it's 604 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:20,500 a hundred 605 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,260 feet long 606 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,020 and the lady 607 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:24,440 is on the 608 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,100 opposite side 609 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:25,480 of the room 610 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,500 so she's 611 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:26,820 just like 612 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,080 way in 613 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:27,520 the distance 614 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,380 yeah 615 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,460 and what's 616 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:29,680 she doing 617 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:29,940 again 618 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,240 she's scribbling 619 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:31,880 on a piece 620 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,300 of paper 621 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,080 oh 622 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,620 a woman 623 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,460 of note 624 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,780 so the 625 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,020 room stretched 626 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:39,460 as we were 627 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:39,980 standing there 628 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:40,480 the room 629 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,080 stretched as 630 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:41,580 soon as the 631 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,160 door closed 632 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:42,420 yeah 633 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,560 oh my 634 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,260 that's a 635 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:44,760 long walk 636 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,300 all right 637 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:48,640 I start 638 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,020 walking 639 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:49,820 because I'm 640 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,240 a man 641 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,080 all right 642 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,580 and she 643 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:52,960 looks up 644 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,200 from her 645 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:53,440 desk 646 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:53,700 and says 647 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,760 don't walk 648 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,260 any further 649 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,680 and she's 650 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,040 is it 651 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,320 does the 652 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:57,740 room keep 653 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,500 getting bigger 654 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,180 no it stays 655 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:00,460 a hundred 656 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,100 feet 657 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:04,680 oh 658 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,640 okay 659 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,720 how art 660 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,420 thou 661 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:11,960 I'm under 662 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,780 a ton of 663 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,200 pressure to 664 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:13,800 finish right 665 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,320 in this part 666 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:14,900 of the dungeon 667 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,520 writing this 668 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:17,760 part 669 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,180 so if you 670 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,100 if you can 671 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:19,400 leave me 672 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:19,680 alone 673 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:19,960 that would 674 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,400 be great 675 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,440 of what 676 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,180 dungeon 677 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,960 this dungeon 678 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,740 the one 679 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,200 we're in 680 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,080 yes 681 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,840 what do you 682 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,400 mean write 683 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:28,700 it 684 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,040 she writes 685 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:31,500 down on 686 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,060 her piece 687 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:32,380 of paper 688 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:32,720 all of a 689 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:32,980 sudden a 690 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,480 phantom hand 691 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:33,860 comes up 692 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,260 and slaps 693 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:34,520 you in the 694 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:34,780 back of 695 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:35,040 the head 696 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:35,880 ah 697 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,300 my weakness 698 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,200 invisible 699 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:39,780 hands 700 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:43,940 what was 701 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,300 that 702 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,000 I wanted 703 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,300 him to 704 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:47,620 shut up 705 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:47,880 so I 706 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,220 wrote that 707 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:48,440 he got 708 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:48,880 slapped 709 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,440 her 710 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,040 are you 711 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,500 I wanted 712 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,920 her to 713 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,300 shut up 714 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:53,600 so I 715 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:53,940 wrote that 716 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,240 she got 717 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:54,540 slapped 718 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:54,760 in the 719 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,020 back of 720 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,200 that 721 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,980 who 722 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:56,720 are you 723 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,140 I'm the 724 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,460 writer 725 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,820 of the 726 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,280 story 727 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,160 of the 728 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,700 dungeon 729 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,180 oh my 730 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:03,780 god 731 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,960 can you 732 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,980 I'm very 733 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,760 stressed out 734 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,920 why are you 735 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,860 stressed out 736 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:09,780 because I 737 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,080 have to 738 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:10,520 finish this 739 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:10,920 before the 740 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,420 adventurers 741 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:11,920 get here 742 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,680 where the 743 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,080 adventurers 744 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:14,520 don't 745 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:14,860 shh 746 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,480 can we 747 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:17,900 help 748 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,140 what 749 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:18,460 you 750 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,340 shh 751 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:19,920 shh 752 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,160 shh 753 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,200 we were 754 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,440 just 755 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:21,940 saying 756 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,400 can we 757 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:22,760 help 758 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,420 you 759 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,320 do 760 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,020 whatever 761 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:25,620 it is 762 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:25,860 you need 763 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,120 to do 764 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:26,760 before the 765 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,680 adventurers 766 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,640 get here 767 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,420 and I know 768 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:32,860 she doesn't know 769 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,680 I mean he 770 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,140 might like 771 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,420 us 772 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,820 she's gonna 773 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,260 lose her 774 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:39,660 shit 775 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,580 maybe she'll 776 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,000 help us 777 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,480 maybe she'll 778 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:42,900 you know 779 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,020 give us 780 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:45,440 your butt 781 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,220 she dips 782 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:46,580 her quilt 783 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,100 back in the 784 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:47,440 ink and 785 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:47,740 says man 786 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,040 I hope 787 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,320 this ink 788 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:48,680 does not 789 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,180 run out 790 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,100 before she 791 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:51,640 starts writing 792 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,200 again 793 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,760 can 794 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,260 so 795 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,260 okay 796 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,000 we could 797 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,400 try to 798 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:01,720 keep the 799 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,220 adventurers 800 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:02,800 from coming 801 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,200 here 802 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,960 give me a 803 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,420 persuasion 804 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,160 charisma 805 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,020 check 806 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,060 oh 807 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,000 I have 808 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,380 minus 809 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,100 charisma 810 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,480 don't I 811 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:11,760 oh no 812 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,040 that was 813 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,460 for smelling 814 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:12,820 bad and I 815 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,040 took a 816 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,320 shower 817 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,040 no 818 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:15,380 well that 819 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:15,680 was just 820 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,380 disadvantage 821 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:16,740 yeah 822 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,060 you took 823 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,460 a hobo 824 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:19,740 bath 825 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,100 yeah 826 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,780 hobo 827 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,400 bath 828 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400 wait 829 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,900 do you 830 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,100 think 831 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:26,480 charisma 832 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,140 makes sense 833 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:27,600 because I 834 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,520 am lying 835 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,780 no you're 836 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:31,100 trying to 837 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:31,560 persuade her 838 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,060 to 839 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,960 to stop 840 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,220 writing 841 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:34,840 basically 842 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,100 okay 843 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,380 nine 844 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,620 nine 845 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,800 now 846 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,300 now 847 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:44,980 and then she 848 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:45,340 just goes 849 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:45,700 right back 850 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,060 to writing 851 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:50,840 okay 852 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,420 um 853 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,220 but it 854 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:55,680 did look 855 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,020 like she 856 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,720 thought about 857 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,160 it for a 858 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:57,420 second 859 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:01,000 thought about 860 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,500 letting us 861 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:01,840 help her 862 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,140 keep the 863 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:02,540 adventurers 864 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:02,840 away 865 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,780 or just 866 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:05,080 just 867 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:05,720 stop 868 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,040 writing 869 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,520 in general 870 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,680 you 871 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,460 you try 872 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:09,960 something 873 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,440 dad 874 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,940 she's not 875 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,360 listening 876 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,060 to me 877 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,760 greetings 878 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,220 you 879 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:17,680 try that 880 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:17,900 already 881 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:18,320 try something 882 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,820 different 883 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:22,400 well 884 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:22,840 thou 885 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,900 let us 886 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,520 pass 887 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,500 what are we 888 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:27,880 trying to get 889 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,800 no 890 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,940 I have to 891 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,500 write this 892 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,660 we 893 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,220 are 894 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,140 the editors 895 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,460 and we 896 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:35,800 have come 897 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,140 to see 898 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:36,700 what you're 899 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,420 writing 900 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:37,860 and seeing 901 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,200 if it's 902 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,520 any good 903 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:38,840 for our 904 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,320 publication 905 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,180 all right 906 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:40,820 give me a 907 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,980 charisma check 908 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,180 oh I hope 909 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:43,980 my charisma is as 910 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:44,840 good as max 911 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,900 I hope 912 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,000 you can read 913 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,240 where's charisma 914 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:49,740 okay 915 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,380 you don't have 916 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:51,960 any negative 917 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,480 charisma 918 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,520 just normal 919 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,480 I don't have 920 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:54,860 any negative 921 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:55,160 either 922 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,420 yeah 923 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:55,960 help me 924 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,900 that's worse 925 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,160 no you're not 926 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,660 the editors 927 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,140 I know the 928 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:05,480 editors 929 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:05,960 you're not 930 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,200 them 931 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,780 maybe we're 932 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,200 the editor 933 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,220 you must be 934 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,060 the adventurers 935 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:10,520 that I've been 936 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,320 oh no 937 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:11,840 she's gonna 938 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,700 she's gonna be 939 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,220 in a panic 940 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:13,540 now 941 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,180 oh god damn 942 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:15,480 it 943 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,060 I thought that 944 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:18,820 lie would work 945 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:19,240 I mean 946 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,060 I'm pretty good 947 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:20,560 at looking for 948 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,300 capitals and 949 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,120 punctuation 950 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,940 you're pretty 951 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,500 good at saying 952 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,100 greetings 953 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,520 well you know 954 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,140 it's a good way 955 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:27,540 to start the 956 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:28,240 conversation 957 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,640 how do I roll 958 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,100 you want to put 959 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:34,660 us into 960 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,640 um combat 961 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,120 into the combat 962 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:37,420 check 963 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,400 I'm trying to 964 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,680 figure 965 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,780 if you right 966 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:40,580 click and hit 967 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,360 the little sword 968 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:41,760 and shield 969 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,340 it'll put us 970 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,240 in uh 971 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,760 let me zoom 972 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,320 in this picture 973 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,880 so damn 974 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,200 big 975 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,120 and did 976 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:53,580 um 977 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,360 is there a 978 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,020 character sheet 979 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,060 for the 980 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:57,360 woman 981 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,440 the writer 982 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,200 uh 983 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,780 I did not 984 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,320 make one 985 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,460 did I 986 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,920 there's not 987 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,220 one on 988 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:06,380 the 989 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:11,960 I 990 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,860 did not 991 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,040 I can do 992 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,280 it really 993 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:15,600 quick 994 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,560 or I mean 995 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:16,880 you have one 996 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,300 in front of 997 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:17,840 you you 998 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,020 you just 999 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,340 have to 1000 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,000 roll initiative 1001 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,620 manually I 1002 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:19,880 guess 1003 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,740 or do all 1004 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,060 the rolling 1005 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:25,560 manually 1006 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,800 no I'll 1007 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,540 just like 1008 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,020 I can do 1009 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:29,300 it 1010 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,160 here 1011 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,300 I blame 1012 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:32,560 you 1013 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,840 it's not 1014 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,540 my fault 1015 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540 no 1016 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:35,920 no 1017 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,540 no 1018 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:36,980 no 1019 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:36,980 no 1020 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:41,080 no 1021 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,360 oh 1022 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:43,980 okay 1023 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:49,420 nine 1024 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,820 that was 1025 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,440 definitely not a 1026 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,080 nine that was a 1027 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:53,480 six 1028 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:59,120 oh I get plus 1029 00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,720 three to initiative 1030 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,180 that's why 1031 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,860 do you like 1032 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:04,400 how my dice 1033 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:04,780 is a 1034 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:05,500 has tiger 1035 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,080 print on it 1036 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,460 that's pretty 1037 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:06,900 cool right 1038 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,680 yeah 1039 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,120 I need to 1040 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,440 pay for 1041 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:08,720 that 1042 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,100 okay so 1043 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,700 who is up 1044 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,580 first 1045 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,640 all right 1046 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,360 um 1047 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,120 okay 1048 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,040 what do you 1049 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:21,760 hit with this 1050 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,160 person 1051 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,400 oh geez 1052 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,280 all right 1053 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:25,720 you know 1054 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,280 since I put 1055 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,800 the picture in 1056 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,260 the foreground 1057 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,420 I'm gonna 1058 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:29,120 move all your 1059 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:29,800 characters to 1060 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,900 the left 1061 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,980 so we can 1062 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:33,600 see how much 1063 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,280 they advance 1064 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,280 that make 1065 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:35,560 sense 1066 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,240 yeah 1067 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,100 so we're 1068 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:38,840 100 feet 1069 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,180 yeah 1070 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:43,220 I'm gonna 1071 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,640 initiate 1072 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,380 mage armor 1073 00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,500 can you put 1074 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,040 the oh so 1075 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,620 the writer is 1076 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,040 still over 1077 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:47,620 oh I see 1078 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:47,880 what you're 1079 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,060 doing 1080 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,620 the writer's 1081 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,140 at the top 1082 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:49,360 yeah 1083 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:49,700 all right 1084 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,420 but I can 1085 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:52,820 move her 1086 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,260 over to 1087 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,000 I can hit 1088 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,300 her from 1089 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:55,600 here just 1090 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:55,840 so you 1091 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,040 know 1092 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,860 because I 1093 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:57,260 have the 1094 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:57,920 the bow 1095 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,980 okay 1096 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,240 no I was 1097 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,640 I was 1098 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,140 talking to 1099 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:09,480 and I 1100 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:09,820 think I 1101 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,280 broke my 1102 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:10,600 sword 1103 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,760 no you 1104 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,200 don't have 1105 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,500 your bow 1106 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:12,800 anymore 1107 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,540 oh I 1108 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:13,960 broke my 1109 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,300 bow 1110 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,080 you broke 1111 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:15,420 your bow 1112 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:15,800 not your 1113 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,100 sword 1114 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:16,900 can I 1115 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,200 turn my 1116 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:17,620 sword into 1117 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:18,000 a bow 1118 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,760 no 1119 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,800 no 1120 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,420 that was 1121 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:25,020 mean 1122 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,840 you deserved 1123 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,560 it for some 1124 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:28,800 reason 1125 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,360 no I 1126 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:29,860 didn't I 1127 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:30,220 tried I 1128 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:30,820 probably tried 1129 00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:31,420 to not do 1130 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:31,960 it and you 1131 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,340 were like 1132 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,440 you're 1133 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:35,740 trying to 1134 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,020 hit a 1135 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,320 crystal 1136 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:36,820 orb with 1137 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,200 a wooden 1138 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,040 bow 1139 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,480 several 1140 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,160 times 1141 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,000 but I 1142 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,400 feel like 1143 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:42,600 there was 1144 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:42,780 a good 1145 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,180 reason 1146 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,280 oh I 1147 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:44,720 do see 1148 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:44,960 this 1149 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,300 minus 1150 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:45,700 long 1151 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,980 bow 1152 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:46,440 god 1153 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:46,880 damn it 1154 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,580 I meant 1155 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:47,900 to say 1156 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,300 long 1157 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:48,780 sword 1158 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,560 but I 1159 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:49,720 said 1160 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:49,980 long 1161 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:50,280 bow 1162 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,580 long 1163 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,020 bow 1164 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,980 all right 1165 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,680 um I 1166 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,040 put on 1167 00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,320 mage 1168 00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,580 armor 1169 00:24:59,580 --> 00:24:59,940 that's 1170 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,380 the first 1171 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:00,640 thing I 1172 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:00,900 do with 1173 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:01,280 my tag 1174 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:01,500 and I 1175 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:01,720 don't know 1176 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:01,960 how to 1177 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,280 do that 1178 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:02,720 with this 1179 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,240 magic 1180 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:20,720 how do I 1181 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,580 uh how do I 1182 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,180 initiate this 1183 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:22,720 attack or 1184 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,080 whatever I 1185 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,520 don't really 1186 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,000 know I don't 1187 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,340 think I've 1188 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:24,940 never used an 1189 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,100 armor yeah I 1190 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,380 don't know 1191 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:27,140 either uh give 1192 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:27,520 me a second I 1193 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:27,980 gotta grab the 1194 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:28,560 hook really 1195 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,820 quick okay 1196 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,640 I'm assuming 1197 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,320 mage armor 1198 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,540 if you roll 1199 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:32,920 then you 1200 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,900 get more 1201 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:34,280 armor 1202 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,960 I just 1203 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,360 I'm being 1204 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:38,840 more fighting 1205 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,260 the writer 1206 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:39,680 of the book 1207 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,340 I figure we 1208 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:40,560 should be 1209 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,140 pretty armored 1210 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,160 I don't know 1211 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,800 man I'm 1212 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,280 still upset 1213 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,680 about not 1214 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,020 having my 1215 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:46,540 long bow 1216 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:49,680 you're 1217 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:49,920 long 1218 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,200 don 1219 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,580 mage 1220 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,200 mage armor 1221 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,860 you touch a 1222 00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:54,320 willing creature 1223 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,760 who isn't 1224 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,380 wearing armor 1225 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:55,620 and a 1226 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:55,900 protective 1227 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,620 magical force 1228 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,100 surrounds it 1229 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:57,500 until the 1230 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,160 spell ends 1231 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,180 the target 1232 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:00,720 speed base 1233 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,480 AC becomes 1234 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,200 13 plus 1235 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,980 its dexterity 1236 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,580 modifier 1237 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:09,300 got it yeah I'm 1238 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,020 gonna be a 1239 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,780 willing creature 1240 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,340 but you're a 1241 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,000 willing creature 1242 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,940 I'm very 1243 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,400 willing all 1244 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400 right so you 1245 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,460 said dexterity 1246 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:23,260 so you would be 1247 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:23,700 at 1248 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,700 so it's 13 1249 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:28,980 plus its so 1250 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,720 your armor class 1251 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,280 would then go to 1252 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,980 15 got it 1253 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,740 yeah 1254 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,340 spell ends 1255 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:35,900 if the target 1256 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:36,560 dons armor 1257 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,080 or if you 1258 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,760 dismiss the 1259 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,440 smell the 1260 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,060 spell as an 1261 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,460 action 1262 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,640 you said 13 1263 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,960 15 1264 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,460 it's 13 1265 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:46,960 plus your 1266 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,480 dexterity 1267 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,940 modifier 1268 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,380 just 1269 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:53,060 all right 1270 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:53,520 that's your 1271 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,000 turn then 1272 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,920 yeah 1273 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,100 unless if you 1274 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:56,480 want to move 1275 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:56,820 forward 1276 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,440 no I'm 1277 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,140 very very 1278 00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,920 afraid of this 1279 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,660 godlike lady 1280 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,180 all right 1281 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,040 tiger 1282 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,020 samsung 1283 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:07,540 your turn 1284 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:09,000 I have a 1285 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,240 question 1286 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,820 I might have 1287 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:12,260 an answer 1288 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,260 so you made 1289 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:14,680 us roll 1290 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,180 initiative 1291 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,400 is 1292 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,640 is there 1293 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,700 like is 1294 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,280 would it be a 1295 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,180 waste of an 1296 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:22,800 action or 1297 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,720 maneuver to 1298 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,120 try to stop 1299 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,780 the combat 1300 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,740 or should I 1301 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,380 just take the 1302 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,060 combat as 1303 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:29,660 it's happening 1304 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:30,020 now 1305 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,100 it's happening 1306 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:31,940 okay 1307 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:32,700 I'm gonna 1308 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:32,920 start 1309 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,620 you both had a 1310 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,100 chance to 1311 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,840 persuade her out 1312 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,960 of this 1313 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,020 and you both 1314 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:37,580 failed so 1315 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:38,360 okay 1316 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,400 and she looks 1317 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,460 she's mad 1318 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,160 she looks just 1319 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:43,800 as panicked as 1320 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,240 before but now 1321 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,940 she's writing even 1322 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:46,380 faster 1323 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,060 okay so when 1324 00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,320 in her like 1325 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,200 the way she's 1326 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,120 attacking is 1327 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:51,520 her 1328 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,900 like getting 1329 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,520 ready to attack 1330 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:53,880 it looks like 1331 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,140 she's gonna 1332 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:54,620 do it by 1333 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,280 writing stuff 1334 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,180 yeah 1335 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,140 okay 1336 00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,900 um 1337 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:06,520 boo I 1338 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,160 what what 1339 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,580 should I do 1340 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,300 I my 1341 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,160 inclination is 1342 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,760 just to start 1343 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,540 charging at this 1344 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:10,940 woman because 1345 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,400 the only thing I 1346 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,840 can do is hit 1347 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,180 her with a 1348 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,520 sword but 1349 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,060 also I feel 1350 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,360 like that's 1351 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:14,920 kind of stupid 1352 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,680 but also what 1353 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,020 else am I 1354 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:17,500 gonna do 1355 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,060 honestly there's 1356 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:19,640 not much this 1357 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,160 is the writer 1358 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,840 of the story 1359 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,560 she's the god 1360 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,000 I don't think 1361 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,400 we're gonna win 1362 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,900 this fight no 1363 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:23,360 matter what we 1364 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:23,600 do 1365 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,020 all right I 1366 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,740 just I'm gonna 1367 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,360 just start 1368 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,840 sprinting towards 1369 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,680 that end of the 1370 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,920 room I but I 1371 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,100 don't I don't 1372 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:32,740 have my sword 1373 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,040 out you know 1374 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,560 like I'm not 1375 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,360 it's not like a 1376 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,540 rallying like I'm 1377 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,100 gonna hit her as 1378 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:37,460 soon as I get 1379 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,220 down there but I 1380 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:38,660 need to get 1381 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:39,400 close to her 1382 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,140 no I was under 1383 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:41,940 booze roll 1384 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,660 should have been 1385 00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:43,860 under 1386 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:46,300 uh maybe 1387 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,160 because you 1388 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,420 had him 1389 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:47,700 yeah 1390 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,340 so 1391 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:52,320 all right so 1392 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:52,760 she starts 1393 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,320 scribbling 1394 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,020 furiously 1395 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:54,600 how far did 1396 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:54,980 I get up 1397 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:55,260 there 1398 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:56,720 uh what's 1399 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,020 your movement 1400 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:57,340 speed 1401 00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:00,520 30 feet 1402 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,620 30 feet 1403 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,140 so you got 1404 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:02,760 30 feet 1405 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,120 so it's only 1406 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,980 so that works 1407 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:05,600 is 30 feet 1408 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,060 per turn 1409 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,760 yes 1410 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,260 I can't 1411 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:09,860 exert myself 1412 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:10,440 to go further 1413 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:10,780 or anything 1414 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,340 like that 1415 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:17,080 no 1416 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,740 okay 1417 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,020 I mean you 1418 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:19,480 might be able 1419 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:19,980 to in other 1420 00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:20,860 ones but I'm 1421 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:21,540 not going to 1422 00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:22,320 okay 1423 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,480 I mean because 1424 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,040 you could in 1425 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,780 in Star Wars 1426 00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:27,160 that's the only 1427 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,600 reason why I 1428 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:27,860 asked 1429 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,140 I have no 1430 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:29,420 idea 1431 00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:33,820 oh wait 1432 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,600 I'm at second 1433 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,120 level right 1434 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,660 yeah 1435 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,320 action surge 1436 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,540 you can push 1437 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,160 yourself beyond 1438 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:41,540 your normal 1439 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,140 limits for a 1440 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:42,380 moment 1441 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:42,920 on your turn 1442 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,300 you can take 1443 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:43,760 one additional 1444 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,480 action on top 1445 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,400 of your regular 1446 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,220 action and a 1447 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:46,900 possible bonus 1448 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:47,320 action 1449 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,720 once you use 1450 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,300 this feature 1451 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,240 you must finish 1452 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,060 a short or long 1453 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:51,760 rest before you 1454 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,560 can do it again 1455 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,100 um 1456 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,260 I yeah I'll do 1457 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,700 that this time 1458 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,040 okay so 1459 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160 so I'm at 60 1460 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,540 where the hell 1461 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,080 did you go 1462 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,740 no say 1463 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:11,100 I'm assuming 1464 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:11,660 I went back 1465 00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:12,540 behind the 1466 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,420 screen maybe 1467 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:13,980 by accident 1468 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,100 no 1469 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:16,600 how do I get 1470 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,180 how do I get 1471 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:17,580 rid of that 1472 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,600 all right I'm 1473 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:18,880 just going to 1474 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,600 get rid of the 1475 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,060 the picture 1476 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:25,140 I mean if 1477 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,060 so when you 1478 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:26,860 open up when 1479 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,520 you configure the 1480 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,260 room there should 1481 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:28,960 be two lines 1482 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,600 one one 1483 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,720 yeah but just 1484 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,620 copy and paste it 1485 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:33,580 just go in there 1486 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,300 and command a 1487 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:34,780 and command 1488 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:35,660 command c 1489 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,040 and v 1490 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,580 because it's 1491 00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:40,300 just a directory 1492 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:46,100 you know what I 1493 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,080 mean yeah 1494 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,160 or okay 1495 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,840 whichever 1496 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,280 now it's a lot 1497 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:52,700 smaller 1498 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,140 where the hell 1499 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:54,560 is it 1500 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,720 we're up in the 1501 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,520 top right corner 1502 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,180 or I that's 1503 00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:58,700 where it was for 1504 00:30:58,700 --> 00:30:59,180 me anyway 1505 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:01,620 can't see shit 1506 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:06,480 I'm still 1507 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:06,840 not on the 1508 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,880 map so you 1509 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,680 might have to 1510 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,000 put me 1511 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,080 I can't see 1512 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:10,700 the map at 1513 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:10,940 all 1514 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,600 you might have 1515 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,320 to recenter 1516 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:14,780 it I don't 1517 00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:15,080 know how you 1518 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,740 do that 1519 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:23,800 did that do 1520 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:23,960 it 1521 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,280 no because I 1522 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,760 took away the 1523 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,220 picture I 1524 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:26,820 still can't see 1525 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:27,120 anything 1526 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:37,020 yeah I 1527 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:37,260 don't know 1528 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:37,520 where it 1529 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:37,880 all went 1530 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:49,500 oh here 1531 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,020 let me try 1532 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:50,560 let me try 1533 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,980 talking 1534 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:58,920 no 1535 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,160 oh 1536 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,500 well because 1537 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:01,780 you weren't 1538 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:02,220 on the map 1539 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:02,440 right 1540 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,020 no 1541 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,940 apparently 1542 00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,320 not 1543 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,560 you could put 1544 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,060 me in there a 1545 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,780 second time but 1546 00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:11,180 you can't even 1547 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:11,720 see where anybody 1548 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,060 is 1549 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:12,440 no 1550 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,260 I don't 1551 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,500 if you zoom 1552 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,060 way out 1553 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:15,680 maybe you 1554 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,220 could see it 1555 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,360 I mean I 1556 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,440 can see it 1557 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:18,780 all 1558 00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,520 no 1559 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:29,760 no I've been 1560 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,280 trying to scroll 1561 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,640 out with the 1562 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,040 wheel and 1563 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,380 nothing 1564 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,440 well we don't 1565 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,340 particularly need 1566 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:33,720 it 1567 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,180 boo can you 1568 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:35,680 see anything 1569 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,900 no it's all 1570 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,520 just gray 1571 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,060 I mean I 1572 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:39,460 can see 1573 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,160 gray but I 1574 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:40,420 can see 1575 00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:41,180 characters too 1576 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,580 I can't even 1577 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:42,920 see my 1578 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,640 characters but 1579 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,940 maybe because 1580 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:45,620 maybe because 1581 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:45,980 you're way 1582 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,460 zoomed out 1583 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:46,780 or way 1584 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,220 zoomed in 1585 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:47,540 one or the 1586 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:47,820 other you 1587 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:48,160 can't see 1588 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,580 the grid 1589 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,100 no 1590 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:53,680 you can try 1591 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,160 refreshing 1592 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,640 that's the 1593 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:54,900 only other 1594 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,220 thing you 1595 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:55,640 can do 1596 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,740 uh 1597 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,180 okay 1598 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,980 I just 1599 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:02,560 refreshed and 1600 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,020 now I can 1601 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:03,300 see the 1602 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:03,620 grid 1603 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:04,600 okay 1604 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,320 yeah 1605 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:11,480 although 1606 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:11,720 boo 1607 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,300 disappeared 1608 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,460 yeah I 1609 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:13,660 don't know 1610 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:14,020 what happened 1611 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:14,360 I'm still 1612 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:14,620 here 1613 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,300 I 1614 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:15,580 I 1615 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,540 restarted 1616 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,060 so I 1617 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:17,300 was 1618 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:17,840 zoomed out 1619 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:23,520 hey 1620 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,840 that's me 1621 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,420 hey 1622 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:26,820 that's me 1623 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,020 I'm here 1624 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:32,040 is this 1625 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,240 other 1626 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,100 oh okay 1627 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:33,540 you deleted 1628 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,360 it 1629 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,160 that should 1630 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,480 be a little 1631 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:35,720 bit more 1632 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,180 than halfway 1633 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,480 yeah 1634 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,820 okay 1635 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,600 and 1636 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,740 uh 1637 00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,320 was it 1638 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,360 d12 1639 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:54,380 all right 1640 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:54,380 all right 1641 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:54,680 for the 1642 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:54,920 next 1643 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,160 two rounds 1644 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,360 five foot 1645 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:57,720 diameter 1646 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,360 chunks of the 1647 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,260 sealants fall 1648 00:33:59,260 --> 00:33:59,760 at regular 1649 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,280 intervals 1650 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:00,820 stop 1651 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:01,940 pretty much 1652 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,340 making the 1653 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:02,640 room an 1654 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,020 entire 1655 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,580 giant game 1656 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,380 of whack-a-mole 1657 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,500 each round 1658 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,400 of a random 1659 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:07,980 character is 1660 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,680 targeted by a 1661 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,260 smashy bit 1662 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:09,920 must succeed 1663 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,580 on dc 1664 00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:11,180 dexterity 1665 00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:11,500 saving 1666 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,720 oh I 1667 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:14,920 probably 1668 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,180 shouldn't 1669 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:15,260 have 1670 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:15,400 set 1671 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:15,820 15 1672 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:21,000 so now 1673 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,420 that it 1674 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,200 is the 1675 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,540 tiger you're 1676 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:24,140 not in the 1677 00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:24,520 initiative 1678 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,940 anymore 1679 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,020 oh probably 1680 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,120 you must have 1681 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,700 accidentally deleted 1682 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,400 my character 1683 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,360 can you 1684 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,380 you might 1685 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,740 can you just 1686 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,140 set my 1687 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:34,480 initiative 1688 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,140 to 1689 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,880 what it 1690 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,420 was before 1691 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,780 I don't 1692 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,200 know 1693 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,240 all right 1694 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,140 well 1695 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:44,460 because you 1696 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:44,740 guys are 1697 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:44,980 both 1698 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:45,460 npcs 1699 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:45,720 yeah 1700 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,540 pcs 1701 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:46,820 so 1702 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:47,340 well that's 1703 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:47,680 not how it 1704 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,060 goes in 1705 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,060 dnd but 1706 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,000 we can just 1707 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,340 do it 1708 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:50,760 yeah 1709 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,580 okay 1710 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,520 so now 1711 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:53,840 that it's 1712 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,400 the writer's 1713 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:54,700 turn 1714 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,700 she decides 1715 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,140 to 1716 00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,340 drop a 1717 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:57,900 boulder 1718 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:58,800 or a 1719 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,100 part of 1720 00:34:59,100 --> 00:34:59,240 the 1721 00:34:59,240 --> 00:34:59,480 ceiling 1722 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,100 on 1723 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,900 you know 1724 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,560 random 1725 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,760 so 1726 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:12,520 tiger you're 1727 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,060 1 through 1728 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:14,680 10 1729 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,800 boo you're 1730 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,220 11 through 1731 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:16,580 20 1732 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:20,580 all right 1733 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,160 i can't 1734 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,720 see it 1735 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,860 and tiger 1736 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:23,820 all right 1737 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:24,300 so it hits 1738 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:24,540 me 1739 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:24,980 so i have 1740 00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:25,160 to do 1741 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,500 so you have 1742 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:26,880 to do a 1743 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,520 dexterity 1744 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,120 save and 1745 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,360 throw 1746 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,420 all right 1747 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,960 extra it 1748 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,520 nice 1749 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,660 oh no 1750 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:38,320 four i 1751 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,600 thought it 1752 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:38,920 was seven 1753 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,200 all right 1754 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,300 so what 1755 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:41,680 happens to 1756 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,060 me 1757 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,460 do i get 1758 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,140 special powers 1759 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,220 no 1760 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:47,780 that's 1761 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:48,320 dumb 1762 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,260 dumb 1763 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:51,880 so you take 1764 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,500 two damage 1765 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,560 i think 1766 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,560 oh 1767 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,740 i think i 1768 00:35:58,740 --> 00:35:59,460 have written 1769 00:35:59,460 --> 00:35:59,760 here that 1770 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,040 i was at 1771 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,400 11 1772 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,780 no it 1773 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:02,020 says you 1774 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:02,180 were at 1775 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:02,520 13 1776 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,540 okay 1777 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,000 so i was 1778 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,660 at 13 1779 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,480 and you 1780 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:09,720 said 1781 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,560 minus 1782 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,300 i already 1783 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:11,580 gave it 1784 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:11,940 to you 1785 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,140 i'd like to 1786 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,360 write it 1787 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,800 down too 1788 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,740 okay 1789 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:15,340 minus two 1790 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:15,700 sorry 1791 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,660 all right 1792 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:16,760 all right 1793 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,300 i guess i 1794 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:22,620 should add 1795 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,200 tommy two 1796 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,620 butts into 1797 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:23,900 that 1798 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,040 whatever 1799 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,420 yeah what's 1800 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:27,780 he doing 1801 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,960 he's gonna 1802 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,360 run up 1803 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:29,840 next 1804 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,660 and 1805 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:32,680 let me 1806 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,620 see 1807 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,360 something 1808 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,660 wait it 1809 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,040 still says 1810 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,600 13 on 1811 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:37,840 mine 1812 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,300 yeah oh 1813 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:39,740 you were at 1814 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:40,240 15 i'm 1815 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:40,460 sorry 1816 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,480 you had 1817 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:41,820 the long 1818 00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:42,100 rest 1819 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,780 oh okay 1820 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:44,780 what 1821 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,380 because i 1822 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:47,900 took off 1823 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,920 two you 1824 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,200 should be 1825 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,680 at 13 1826 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,940 should be 1827 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:51,480 at 13 1828 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,060 okay 1829 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:52,320 yeah 1830 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,800 let me see 1831 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,360 something about 1832 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:57,860 tell me two 1833 00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:58,340 butts really 1834 00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:58,720 quick 1835 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:28,700 Thank you. 1836 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:33,300 I wanted to do 30 feet, so he's not going to be up. 1837 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:42,300 So Tommy Two Butts just runs up 30 feet and hunkers down. 1838 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,800 Hunkers. 1839 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,440 Boo. 1840 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,140 Hunkers. 1841 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,660 Are you fucking kidding me? 1842 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:54,640 Here, it's your turn. 1843 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,600 All right. 1844 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,600 Can I hit her with a frost blast? 1845 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:11,880 What's the range on you? 1846 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,780 Give me one second. 1847 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:17,980 So it's a ray of frost, right? 1848 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:19,140 Yeah. 1849 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,320 I don't know. 1850 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,780 It says 30 feet under my feet. 1851 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,060 60 feet. 1852 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:30,980 Okay. 1853 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,420 So you cannot reach. 1854 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,160 I can't reach with that? 1855 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,140 You cannot reach with it. 1856 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,360 You're 100 feet away. 1857 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,900 My God. 1858 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,020 All right. 1859 00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:43,200 I run to the left and hide. 1860 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,060 Try to hide anywhere. 1861 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,280 Great. 1862 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,380 There's nowhere to hide, but you can run to the left. 1863 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,540 I run to the left. 1864 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,300 All right. 1865 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:52,720 Useful as always. 1866 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,620 Shut up. 1867 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,400 Sum sum? 1868 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,800 I'm just going to continue to run. 1869 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,500 To the left? 1870 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:02,500 No. 1871 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:06,060 Towards, you know, the enemy. 1872 00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:07,580 All right. 1873 00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,000 So you're about 10 feet away? 1874 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,860 Yep. 1875 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:19,660 All right. 1876 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:23,880 I'm going to do a D6 this time. 1877 00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:29,100 That's for some other thing that we don't know about yet? 1878 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:33,020 No, it's for the ceiling, but I forgot to include Tommy Two Butts in the last one. 1879 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:34,300 Okay. 1880 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,300 So Tigers 1 through 2. 1881 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:36,720 Boos. 1882 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,600 You could probably just roll a D4 or D3. 1883 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,560 Try 1 D3. 1884 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,780 No. 1885 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,060 What? 1886 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,200 I don't know. 1887 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,980 No, you put the slash on the wrong side. 1888 00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:52,740 Oh. 1889 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:55,140 Yeah. 1890 00:39:55,140 --> 00:40:01,640 All right. 1891 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,220 Tiger, you were going to be second. 1892 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,720 It hits me again. 1893 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,120 No. 1894 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,580 It was going to be Boo. 1895 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,760 Tiger was 1-2. 1896 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,280 Boo was 2-3. 1897 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,280 Or 3-4. 1898 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,500 So dexterity roll? 1899 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,080 Yeah. 1900 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,520 Give me a dexterity save and throw. 1901 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,240 Just normal, right? 1902 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:22,740 Yeah. 1903 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,520 Yeah. 1904 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,640 There's only one way to roll it. 1905 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,800 18. 1906 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,280 All right. 1907 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,340 You successfully dodge out of the way. 1908 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,300 Hooray! 1909 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,240 And then with that... 1910 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:46,280 All right. 1911 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,080 Got another trap coming in. 1912 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,560 Oh, no. 1913 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,340 The writer throws a portal at the party. 1914 00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:55,520 Each creature in the room must succeed on a dexterity save and throw. 1915 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,860 Or be teleported back to the room. 1916 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:00,980 Or the beginning of the room. 1917 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,520 All right. 1918 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,220 So everybody give me a dexterity save and throw. 1919 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,460 All right. 1920 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:11,940 God damn it. 1921 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,200 My rolls are terrible. 1922 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:19,700 It's a dexterity, right? 1923 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:26,240 So Boo rolled a dexterity ability. 1924 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,000 Is that different? 1925 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,640 I wouldn't think so. 1926 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,340 Well, let me try rolling a dexterity ability. 1927 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,100 Oh, I'm sorry. 1928 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,040 I just saw the first dexterity. 1929 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,300 I saw. 1930 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,200 I didn't even know there was two. 1931 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,280 Yeah. 1932 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,500 There's dexterity save, dexterity check. 1933 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,300 Well, that's my fault. 1934 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,440 Let me see. 1935 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,920 Mine's the same. 1936 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,580 I don't know if they're all the same or not. 1937 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,300 I assume it's the same. 1938 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,000 Because your dexterity is going to be the same. 1939 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,540 Right? 1940 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,980 I have no idea. 1941 00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:03,260 I don't know if maybe for some reason you get. 1942 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,260 Yeah, mine's the same. 1943 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:04,560 It's the same. 1944 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,320 It's the same on each one of my rolls. 1945 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:06,780 All right. 1946 00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:07,200 It's the same. 1947 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:07,940 I just looked at it. 1948 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:09,760 Okay. 1949 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:09,840 So. 1950 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,200 Here and Tommy two butts stay the same. 1951 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,340 Do. 1952 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,340 Are you strong? 1953 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,420 Oh, is teleported back to the beginning of the room? 1954 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:25,220 Well, good thing. 1955 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,360 Jerry saved all of his. 1956 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,440 His progress so far. 1957 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:35,420 Tommy two butts decides to run 30 more feet. 1958 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,980 Is he even equipped with a weapon? 1959 00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:38,920 Yeah. 1960 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,100 His butt? 1961 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,480 The churred cannon. 1962 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,180 Oh, he's got. 1963 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,400 He doesn't have the churred cannon. 1964 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,800 He's got. 1965 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,080 Who does have the churred cannon? 1966 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,440 What do you do? 1967 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,880 Oh, my God. 1968 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,040 Probably. 1969 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,840 Jerry has it. 1970 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,220 I have to carry everything. 1971 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:57,640 Well, then give me the churred cannon. 1972 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,560 Fine. 1973 00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,160 Take it. 1974 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,400 I toss it to you. 1975 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,080 All right. 1976 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,040 I have the churred cannon. 1977 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,040 All right. 1978 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840 To an athletic check. 1979 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,820 Is there athletics? 1980 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:08,060 No, it would be. 1981 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:08,660 I don't. 1982 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,420 You don't think it would be dexterity instead. 1983 00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,380 No, I think it would be athletics. 1984 00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:16,540 It would be athletics or is it strength? 1985 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,080 Athletics. 1986 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,240 For tiger to catch it, it would be athletics. 1987 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,520 I don't think that's right. 1988 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,100 What do you. 1989 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,620 Why would it be dexterity? 1990 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,220 It doesn't matter. 1991 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:26,740 You got it. 1992 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,720 Because it's a. 1993 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,320 It's a. 1994 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,600 It's a nat 20. 1995 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,640 You catch it by the trigger before you slam it in your. 1996 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,680 On your back like a really cool person. 1997 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,300 Oh, nice. 1998 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,420 Or where your bow used to be. 1999 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,520 Bow. 2000 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,320 Oh, my bow. 2001 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:42,820 Okay. 2002 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,180 Yeah. 2003 00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:44,660 So now it is cure's turn. 2004 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:50,200 Okay. 2005 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200 Um. 2006 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,880 I don't know what to do with this person. 2007 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,640 Oh, I'm not any closer to her. 2008 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:57,940 Right. 2009 00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,460 So. 2010 00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,280 Because you just ran. 2011 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,240 Well, because you didn't move closer. 2012 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,000 I didn't know. 2013 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,340 She seems like she's massive. 2014 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:04,920 I run. 2015 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,520 Uh. 2016 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,480 I run towards her. 2017 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,420 All right. 2018 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:07,800 Okay. 2019 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,320 You can only go. 2020 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,320 I think your movement's 30 feet. 2021 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,360 Yeah. 2022 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,900 So. 2023 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,260 I think that's a pretty typical. 2024 00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:17,160 Movement speed. 2025 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,260 No, I'd see it on. 2026 00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:19,680 Oh, yeah. 2027 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,160 30 feet. 2028 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:20,740 Yeah, I see it. 2029 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,660 Okay. 2030 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,180 So. 2031 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:26,060 Ari is 100 feet away. 2032 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,240 Cure is 60 feet. 2033 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,920 No, 70 feet away. 2034 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,480 And Tommy. 2035 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,580 Two butts is 40 feet away. 2036 00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:35,060 Two butts. 2037 00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:35,660 So. 2038 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:35,860 Go. 2039 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:37,280 So Ari. 2040 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,760 Strongbowed is your turn. 2041 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760 Well. 2042 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,160 Uh. 2043 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,800 What's the range of the churd cannon? 2044 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,220 And now I will tell you this. 2045 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,680 The churd cannon can only be fired once. 2046 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,220 All right. 2047 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:52,060 Uh. 2048 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,260 Yeah, I'm not. 2049 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:53,780 I don't. 2050 00:44:53,780 --> 00:44:55,020 My butt. 2051 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,180 Uh. 2052 00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:57,640 So. 2053 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,380 I guess I will run 30 feet again. 2054 00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:02,580 All right. 2055 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:04,140 So now you're at 70 feet. 2056 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,800 Yeah. 2057 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,500 All right. 2058 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,300 The writer's turn. 2059 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,300 Oh. 2060 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,240 It's the portal again. 2061 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,500 Oh, great. 2062 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,400 Everyone's got it. 2063 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,340 It's a 30 saving throw. 2064 00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:37,380 From all of us? 2065 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:38,180 Yep. 2066 00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:39,600 My God. 2067 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:45,320 All right. 2068 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,680 Cure is the only one that is transported back to the beginning of the run. 2069 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,440 Who is? 2070 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,720 Cure. 2071 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,360 Okay. 2072 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,580 Tommy. 2073 00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:56,840 Wait. 2074 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,660 What did I even roll? 2075 00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,440 He rolled a 21. 2076 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,420 Oh. 2077 00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:02,860 Nice. 2078 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,340 Yeah. 2079 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,400 So Tommy. 2080 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,800 Two butts runs up 30 feet. 2081 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,140 He is now 10 feet away. 2082 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:13,100 And decides to. 2083 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:19,320 Swing with his javelin. 2084 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,520 Javelin. 2085 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,040 Is that how you use a javelin? 2086 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,680 Javelin to me sounds like a ranged weapon. 2087 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,520 Yeah. 2088 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,460 But you can also hit some. 2089 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:30,440 It's like a spear. 2090 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,360 All right. 2091 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,140 But he probably could have used it earlier. 2092 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:36,920 I guess. 2093 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,960 Yeah. 2094 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,360 Piece of shit. 2095 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:57,500 All right. 2096 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,460 He hits. 2097 00:46:58,460 --> 00:47:01,720 Oh. 2098 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,360 Oh. 2099 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:17,440 Oh. 2100 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,820 Does he do damage? 2101 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:19,200 Six damage. 2102 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:19,980 Yes. 2103 00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:20,660 Six damage. 2104 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:21,240 To who? 2105 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,380 The writer. 2106 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,280 Yes. 2107 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,960 Six. 2108 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,080 All right. 2109 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,540 Thank you. 2110 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,140 And now it is Ari's turn. 2111 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:36,700 Sumter. 2112 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:41,240 Oh. 2113 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,480 I forgot my name. 2114 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,840 I forgot my name and character. 2115 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,300 Okay. 2116 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,700 Um. 2117 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,440 I will move 30 feet forward. 2118 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,660 I won't see that coming. 2119 00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:58,540 It'll be at 40 feet then? 2120 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,240 Yep. 2121 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,540 Uh. 2122 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:02,560 Cure. 2123 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,380 Your turn. 2124 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,740 I move 30 feet forward. 2125 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:08,120 Oh. 2126 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:08,940 Okay. 2127 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,860 So you are at 70 feet. 2128 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:10,940 70 feet. 2129 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:24,340 All right. 2130 00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:27,040 Magic orbs appear. 2131 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,580 Buzzing around the room and flashing psychedelic patterns. 2132 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:30,460 People. 2133 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:33,460 All right. 2134 00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,540 Everybody give me a wisdom saving throw. 2135 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:38,720 I'm sure I have great wisdom. 2136 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,920 The zombies did say you were brainless. 2137 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,260 Wisdom. 2138 00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,340 What do they know? 2139 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:51,120 Right. 2140 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,060 Uh oh. 2141 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:56,520 Ari Strongbow is the only one that did not pass. 2142 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,620 Mm hmm. 2143 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,600 Mm hmm. 2144 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:07,120 So what? 2145 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:07,980 They go insane? 2146 00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:10,360 No. 2147 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,840 Do I get cool powers? 2148 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:20,120 All right. 2149 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,640 So you can't take reactions until the end of your next turn. 2150 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,560 That's fine. 2151 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,820 On your turn you cannot move. 2152 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,820 Oh. 2153 00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:31,180 And it uses its action to make Amelia arrange it. 2154 00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:37,320 If you can't do it then. 2155 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,460 You don't do anything. 2156 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:40,920 I. 2157 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,060 You cut out. 2158 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:43,640 Use it a melee or what? 2159 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,300 You can do melee or a range attack. 2160 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:50,260 As long as someone or another creature is within range. 2161 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,020 Yeah. 2162 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:51,700 I don't know. 2163 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:52,540 It's within range. 2164 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,160 So you got hit with the confusion, right? 2165 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,180 Oh, great. 2166 00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:56,940 I'm confused. 2167 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,480 I'm so confused. 2168 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:04,320 All right. 2169 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,260 So it is Tommy two butts turn. 2170 00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:07,820 Tommy two ducks. 2171 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:09,720 He's going to have to bail us out. 2172 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:10,980 Right. 2173 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:13,700 Right. 2174 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:13,780 Right. 2175 00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:17,140 I don't know why I did that. 2176 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:20,040 Oh, he missed widely with his javelin. 2177 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,700 His javelin. 2178 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:24,720 Not so widely that he hurt himself, right? 2179 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,700 No. 2180 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,140 No. 2181 00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:26,480 Okay. 2182 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,560 That's good. 2183 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:32,120 He grabbed onto one of his cheeks thinking he might have. 2184 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120 He might have pulled a glute. 2185 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,620 It's very butt centric. 2186 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:40,300 I mean, he does have two butts. 2187 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:42,120 Oh, yeah. 2188 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,040 I guess that's double the chances of pulling a glute. 2189 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,360 Yeah. 2190 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:51,800 All right. 2191 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,620 That makes it a cure's turn. 2192 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,660 It is. 2193 00:50:55,660 --> 00:50:56,480 No. 2194 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,180 Cure's turn. 2195 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,540 Is it? 2196 00:50:58,540 --> 00:50:58,780 Okay. 2197 00:50:58,780 --> 00:50:59,500 Yeah. 2198 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,280 Because that works like fogged. 2199 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,300 I'm sorry. 2200 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:05,400 What's my range now? 2201 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,740 My end range yet? 2202 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:08,500 You're at 70 feet. 2203 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:12,280 So I move up another 30 because it's a 50-50. 2204 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,120 You're at 30 feet shot, right? 2205 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:15,680 Yeah. 2206 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,620 So you'll be at 40. 2207 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,460 Okay. 2208 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:20,060 You'll be at the same distance as me. 2209 00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,760 Cool. 2210 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,060 Are you going right next to Ari? 2211 00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:26,040 Sure. 2212 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,420 All right. 2213 00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:28,860 Then. 2214 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:31,960 I'm trying to roll the D20. 2215 00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:35,300 Of what? 2216 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,520 Okay. 2217 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,140 It doesn't matter. 2218 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:39,080 You got to roll the D20 because he walked up next to you. 2219 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,680 What? 2220 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,480 I don't know. 2221 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,820 I don't know what this rule is. 2222 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:48,880 Oh, that's great. 2223 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,560 Because you were confused, you would strike anything that came with range to you. 2224 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,960 Oh, I didn't realize. 2225 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,000 He came up next to you. 2226 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,120 I didn't realize. 2227 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,900 So that's an effect of the confusion, right? 2228 00:51:58,900 --> 00:51:59,700 Yes. 2229 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:00,120 Okay. 2230 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:07,060 Well, I'm very confused and yes, I'm one might say critically confused. 2231 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:07,880 Yeah. 2232 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,980 Actually, you're, you got so confused when you swung your, swung your miss, you fell over. 2233 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:13,560 Now you're probably. 2234 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,040 But I didn't hit anybody. 2235 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,600 You did not hit anyone. 2236 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,320 Okay. 2237 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:22,340 It's like you swing at something so fast, so hard that you just like spun around. 2238 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,300 Yeah. 2239 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,460 Right. 2240 00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:28,560 I guess I would be confused if I swung because I'm nowhere near anybody. 2241 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,340 Well, he was within range. 2242 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:32,980 Yeah. 2243 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:37,940 I, well, no, I, I get the effect happened, but I would have to be confused. 2244 00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:38,640 Okay. 2245 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,880 Uh, it's my turn. 2246 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,540 I can't, I can't do anything and I'm laying down anyway. 2247 00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:43,340 Can I get up? 2248 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:44,180 Yeah. 2249 00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:44,800 I'll let you get up. 2250 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,640 Oh, gee. 2251 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,360 Thanks God. 2252 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:53,880 Oh, he's looking his book in a way to punish me. 2253 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,400 All right. 2254 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:03,300 Now it is the writer's turn. 2255 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:04,160 Great. 2256 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:13,880 Uh-oh. 2257 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,420 Magic orbs appear again. 2258 00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:17,040 Mm-hmm. 2259 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,280 Give me a wisdom saving throw. 2260 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,480 Wisdom saving throw. 2261 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,560 Yep. 2262 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,580 I'm confused for another turn. 2263 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,480 All right. 2264 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,020 Tommy Two Butts is the only one that is not confused. 2265 00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:35,120 Well, that's actually helpful. 2266 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,040 No. 2267 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:37,040 No. 2268 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,560 Well, on a saving throw, who does a tie go to? 2269 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,560 I don't know. 2270 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,580 You're the dungeon master. 2271 00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:50,840 Also, you listen to a lot of, uh, Adventure Zone. 2272 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,220 Well, they're doing something different. 2273 00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:55,420 Well, they were doing. 2274 00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:56,860 They were. 2275 00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:57,140 Yeah. 2276 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:57,180 Yeah. 2277 00:53:57,180 --> 00:53:58,540 Who wins? 2278 00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:00,040 Who wins ties? 2279 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,960 One, the attacker. 2280 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,780 Two, the one making a save. 2281 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,440 Three, the one rolling a check. 2282 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,000 Four stays a tie. 2283 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,320 Okay. 2284 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:08,380 Okay. 2285 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:08,940 So. 2286 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:13,800 Ari Strombo stays confused again. 2287 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,860 Yeah. 2288 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:16,760 Everyone else is fine. 2289 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,580 Yeah. 2290 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:19,360 Everyone else is fine. 2291 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,380 All right. 2292 00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,420 Tommy Two Butts takes another whack. 2293 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,160 So I guess it's 12. 2294 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,660 That I had to beat. 2295 00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:26,740 Yeah. 2296 00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:30,780 All right. 2297 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:32,320 I rolled a 12. 2298 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,600 Or did I? 2299 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,880 Is that my second roll? 2300 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,980 Whatever. 2301 00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,240 That was the one where you were trying to see something. 2302 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:40,660 Okay. 2303 00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,200 All right. 2304 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,700 Sorry. 2305 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:48,420 All right. 2306 00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,520 After that, the. 2307 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,600 So. 2308 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,640 Tommy Two Butts comes up with his javelin. 2309 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,580 and stabs it right through. 2310 00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,700 Face. 2311 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:56,280 Through her face? 2312 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,460 Yeah. 2313 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,480 Was she pretty? 2314 00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:58,840 Lord. 2315 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,340 She. 2316 00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:01,140 She was. 2317 00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,080 The sexiest thing you've ever seen. 2318 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,000 Oh my God. 2319 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,940 He removes the javelin. 2320 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:09,740 And the body just falls limp over the table. 2321 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,440 Oh. 2322 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,560 She was so sexy. 2323 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:11,960 Oh. 2324 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,820 But I'm confused. 2325 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:13,300 I guess. 2326 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:13,740 Still. 2327 00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:16,440 I mean. 2328 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:16,960 You would be. 2329 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,780 The room appears back to the way it was before. 2330 00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:22,440 Which was. 2331 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,180 Just white. 2332 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:24,900 Just white. 2333 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,020 Well, I'm glad we were able to solve this peacefully. 2334 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,920 Tommy Two Butts. 2335 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,340 That was. 2336 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,260 Particularly brutal. 2337 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,000 Well, you guys weren't fucking doing anything. 2338 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 I know. 2339 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,360 She was doing. 2340 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:37,380 But. 2341 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,820 She was very far away. 2342 00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,960 She's going to have to have a closed task. 2343 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,940 You ran the exact opposite direction. 2344 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,660 I was trying to dodge. 2345 00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:47,820 The room is empty except for this desk. 2346 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,620 Oh no. 2347 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:49,840 And the orbs. 2348 00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:52,500 That means I got a lot of space to room. 2349 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,220 I got a lot of space to work with. 2350 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,000 I just. 2351 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,160 I just picked one direction. 2352 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,860 You're a terrible warrior. 2353 00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:59,520 And the portals. 2354 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,820 You don't have the chart. 2355 00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:01,680 The churd cannon. 2356 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,000 Do you? 2357 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,080 Yeah. 2358 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,060 I do not. 2359 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:05,480 Oh, thank God. 2360 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,620 Shut up. 2361 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,760 Nothing would have to call that. 2362 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,500 If you. 2363 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,400 If you had it. 2364 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,460 Yeah. 2365 00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,560 Well, I have the churd cannon. 2366 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,220 So. 2367 00:56:13,220 --> 00:56:15,140 Yeah. 2368 00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:16,300 Let's lick tits. 2369 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,560 Wow. 2370 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,580 Wow. 2371 00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:20,840 Wow. 2372 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,240 Tommy Two Butts rubs the blood off of his spear. 2373 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,400 Or his javelin. 2374 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,040 On her clothes. 2375 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:28,900 Before. 2376 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:30,780 Before going through the. 2377 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,460 The top door. 2378 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:35,320 I'm sure there will be no ramifications. 2379 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,120 From having killed the writer of the dungeon. 2380 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,580 No, dude. 2381 00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:40,140 They were cool. 2382 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:41,120 Everything's cool. 2383 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,240 We're cool. 2384 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:43,840 All right. 2385 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,800 Break time. 2386 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,200 All right. 2387 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:52,100 Lunch time. 2388 00:56:52,100 --> 00:57:22,080 Thank you. 2389 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,960 Thank you. 2390 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,840 Oh, it's Judge Judy. 2391 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,520 Checking her watch. 2392 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,640 I was late. 2393 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,520 It's cold in here. 2394 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:43,240 Feels good. 2395 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:48,200 No, it was cold all day. 2396 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,500 Yeah, but it's pretty nice. 2397 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,440 Yeah, fine. 2398 01:00:53,440 --> 01:01:06,000 Is that a sippy cup? 2399 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,480 Yeah. 2400 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,880 It's the only way to drink 10 high. 2401 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,660 It's a thermos. 2402 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:13,460 Oh. 2403 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,380 It stays cool. 2404 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:28,100 All right. 2405 01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,300 I'm glad you guys. 2406 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,340 I'm glad you guys finally got around to this room. 2407 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:33,540 Support it on Patreon. 2408 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:33,540 What the... 2409 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:33,540 What? 2410 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:42,040 Oh, my God. 2411 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,060 Well, what do we have here? 2412 01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:46,100 Let's take a look. 2413 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:47,100 Some kind of design. 2414 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,060 Some kind of design is carved in a relief on the floor. 2415 01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:49,060 Some kind of designs carved in a relief on the floor. 2416 01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:53,380 From above, you realize that these designs are actually dozens of tiny hallways connected to it. 2417 01:01:53,380 --> 01:02:00,540 Some have teeth's treasure chests, while others have tiny traps that would have trouble catching a mouse. 2418 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,540 Or some nice these traps are... 2419 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:05,780 Sorry, that was a note to myself. 2420 01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:06,780 Shouldn't have read that part. 2421 01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:13,120 So, this is a carving on the ground? 2422 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,600 Yeah, it's like... 2423 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,520 It's like recessed into the ground. 2424 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,540 So, you guys are standing above it. 2425 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,760 But they're not actually walls. 2426 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,260 What? 2427 01:02:21,260 --> 01:02:23,160 They're not like walls. 2428 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:23,880 They're like... 2429 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,480 It's like a carving on the floor. 2430 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,000 Yeah, but I mean, it's like... 2431 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,300 You know that game that we played on the Oculus? 2432 01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:35,260 Where there were like tiny rooms and stuff? 2433 01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:36,420 And like, there's walls built up? 2434 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,940 I think that was an assumption that those were actually walls. 2435 01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:44,100 Well, I mean, sometimes there were walls. 2436 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:44,980 There were doors and stuff. 2437 01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:45,800 Yeah. 2438 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,840 Yeah. 2439 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,920 Alright. 2440 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:59,140 So, this room is filled with a top-down view of a minuscule scale dungeon. 2441 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:05,680 An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard 2442 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,680 cheerfully slogged their way through the tiny dungeon. 2443 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,400 It's really adorable. 2444 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:11,900 Oh, so we're watching like... 2445 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:12,980 It's like a dollhouse almost. 2446 01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,380 Kind of, yeah. 2447 01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,060 Okay. 2448 01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:18,080 So, lying on the stone floor outside the minuscule dungeon, 2449 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,320 several carved wooden figurines. 2450 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,780 A green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie. 2451 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:29,480 The door on the opposite side is locked. 2452 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:33,000 So, one of these spiders is supposed to be a zombie? 2453 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,880 Oh, shit. 2454 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,160 Yeah. 2455 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:38,040 My god. 2456 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,680 Not it. 2457 01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:48,840 What? 2458 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,700 I don't know. 2459 01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:54,340 Is it just the picture of the zombie is cool? 2460 01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:56,340 Ugh. 2461 01:03:56,340 --> 01:04:01,720 Alright. 2462 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,100 What do you guys do? 2463 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:06,340 Well, this is strange. 2464 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:09,460 The adventurers, they're made of wood, too? 2465 01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:12,600 They're just little figurines, yeah. 2466 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,140 Okay. 2467 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,900 But they're moving on their own, or they're just... 2468 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:18,280 It's just... 2469 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:18,320 Yeah. 2470 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,640 Yeah, they're moving on their own. 2471 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,800 Are they doing magic? 2472 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,720 I mean, they're walking along the dungeon. 2473 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,500 Well, this is strange. 2474 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:35,160 Do you think it's magnets? 2475 01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:37,960 It's probably magnets. 2476 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,640 I still can't figure out how to get myself not upside down. 2477 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:47,800 So, as you sit there watching and... 2478 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:52,280 Okay. 2479 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,160 You see the tiny... 2480 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,020 The tiny... 2481 01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,020 Party... 2482 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,860 Walking around. 2483 01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:08,580 You just see them, you know, open doors, check things out. 2484 01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:12,020 You know, not really doing much. 2485 01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:13,620 And they get to a room with a treasure chest. 2486 01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:17,240 They take what's inside, and then they go to the last room. 2487 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:21,000 Do they have all their butts about them? 2488 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,940 Yes. 2489 01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:22,680 Okay. 2490 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,880 They look very confused, as there's no... 2491 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,380 You would think that there's a final boss or something to fight. 2492 01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:35,940 Then they walk through the door at the end, and they just reappear at the beginning. 2493 01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:40,720 Oh, I feel like this is maybe portentous. 2494 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,040 Foreshadowing? 2495 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:43,840 No. 2496 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,160 There's no writer of this game anymore. 2497 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,780 There can't be any good foreshadowing. 2498 01:05:48,780 --> 01:05:50,040 Well, maybe it's just looping. 2499 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,720 So, do they keep doing it, or are they at the beginning now? 2500 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,580 They're at the beginning, and they still look very confused. 2501 01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:03,500 Can we talk to them? 2502 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:09,060 You can try. 2503 01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:11,000 Hey, hey. 2504 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,220 Do your thou thing. 2505 01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:14,860 Greetings! 2506 01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:15,060 Greetings! 2507 01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:20,220 Art thou made of wood? 2508 01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:26,220 They just keep walking through the tiny little dungeon. 2509 01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:28,580 I don't think they understood me. 2510 01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:30,400 Are they repeating the exact same thing? 2511 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,840 Or do they do it differently every time? 2512 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:33,940 Like pattern? 2513 01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,600 Yeah. 2514 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,200 Like the underpants gnomes? 2515 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,120 They do it differently, but... 2516 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,780 If you look, they can only do it like two times. 2517 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:42,440 And then they're... 2518 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,700 You know, they can only do like a couple different routes. 2519 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:46,560 Okay. 2520 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,300 Oh, I see. 2521 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:52,220 Um... 2522 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,660 And then they get to the end. 2523 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:57,740 And... 2524 01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:00,720 Do they ever battle the things in the corners? 2525 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:02,640 No. 2526 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,580 There's nothing in the final room for them to battle. 2527 01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,460 Okay. 2528 01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,060 Uh... 2529 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:09,240 I think maybe we should... 2530 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,240 Make it... 2531 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,780 Make them a battle. 2532 01:07:11,780 --> 01:07:17,240 So let's... 2533 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,740 Let's toss a spider in there. 2534 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:22,060 So I... 2535 01:07:22,060 --> 01:07:22,780 I'd like to... 2536 01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:23,880 Can I pick up the spider? 2537 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,660 Does that make sense? 2538 01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:26,300 Yeah. 2539 01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:26,920 Okay. 2540 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,100 I would like to put the spider in front of them. 2541 01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,400 Put the spider in the... 2542 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,240 In the final... 2543 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,320 In the final battle room? 2544 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:32,540 Yeah. 2545 01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:33,540 Okay. 2546 01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:36,660 So they eventually make their way back there again. 2547 01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,540 I get... 2548 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:39,460 The spider. 2549 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:41,420 And you see him fighting it. 2550 01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,420 And you see... 2551 01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:44,320 Rays of frost and magic missiles. 2552 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,320 Sword swinging and arrows flying. 2553 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,320 Oh, it's a big spider? 2554 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,160 It's a giant... 2555 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:49,800 Yeah, it's a big... 2556 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,000 It's a spider that's bigger than that. 2557 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,780 Oh, no. 2558 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,240 I thought it was a small spider. 2559 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,480 They would just have to step on it. 2560 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,360 No. 2561 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,600 No. 2562 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,700 Um... 2563 01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,780 Though... 2564 01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:01,220 After a while... 2565 01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:03,240 They do defeat the spider. 2566 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,040 And they're all happy. 2567 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,700 And they go through the door. 2568 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,400 And they reappear at the end. 2569 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:10,780 Oh, no. 2570 01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:12,420 The beginning again. 2571 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:12,720 God. 2572 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,880 God. 2573 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,420 And they just look so tired. 2574 01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,640 Just so tired. 2575 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,520 And they're... 2576 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,640 Like, they've been doing this... 2577 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,320 For a thousand years. 2578 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:22,640 And they just... 2579 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,500 Kind of, like, want it to end. 2580 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,600 All right. 2581 01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:28,320 Can we destroy the... 2582 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,020 One of the figurines? 2583 01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,560 I'd like to take one and, like... 2584 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,100 I don't know. 2585 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:31,600 Burn it? 2586 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,680 Maybe the... 2587 01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:34,600 Uh... 2588 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,660 The zombie one? 2589 01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:37,380 No. 2590 01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:40,320 Any attempt to take it outside of the... 2591 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,320 The... 2592 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,320 Board game... 2593 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,320 Makes it disappear and reappear right back on the... 2594 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,020 The field. 2595 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,500 In the corner. 2596 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,680 All right. 2597 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:51,320 Well... 2598 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,780 What do you... 2599 01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:54,420 What do you... 2600 01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,880 Should we just keep putting one by one these characters in there? 2601 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:02,780 I feel like if we put them all in there at once, they'll get destroyed. 2602 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:03,860 Which... 2603 01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:05,080 On one case... 2604 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,400 On one hand, I'd like to see. 2605 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,720 Because that sounds fun. 2606 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,660 On the other hand, I think this is... 2607 01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:12,000 I don't know. 2608 01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,360 Representative of something that might happen to us. 2609 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:21,620 So, no opinion? 2610 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,400 I don't know. 2611 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:28,240 I don't know if you should light them on fire. 2612 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,160 Well, it didn't work anyway. 2613 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,120 So, I guess... 2614 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,800 I guess that didn't come back to bite us. 2615 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,340 No, I wasn't trying to light the characters on fire. 2616 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:37,040 I was trying to light the bad guys on fire. 2617 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:44,880 I have no idea what we're supposed to do here. 2618 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,320 Okay. 2619 01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,400 Okay. 2620 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,380 I'll put the zombie in at the end. 2621 01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:54,380 Put the zombie in at the end, or... 2622 01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:59,660 So, the adventurers make their way over. 2623 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,000 Yeah. 2624 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,520 Swim this fucking thing. 2625 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,600 And they... 2626 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,680 They start battling again, and it becomes... 2627 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,600 It's a little bit more hairy than... 2628 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,060 Than the spider. 2629 01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:15,280 It's a close call, but eventually they do defeat the zombie. 2630 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,320 Okay. 2631 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,920 They walk through that final door, and reappear at the beginning again. 2632 01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,500 And they look even more tired, 2633 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:27,600 And even more upset. 2634 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:31,720 See? 2635 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,620 Uh... 2636 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,580 Pride spiners. 2637 01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:38,940 Well, I think eventually... 2638 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:39,860 Well, I don't know. 2639 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:41,900 On one hand, I think that... 2640 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,280 The solution might be... 2641 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,520 If there is a solution... 2642 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,640 Would be to... 2643 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:49,260 Just one by one, put all of these bosses in there... 2644 01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:51,800 Until they're all defeated, and then they'll be able to go through the door. 2645 01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,140 However, I don't want them to die. 2646 01:10:54,140 --> 01:11:00,340 I say we just keep throwing bosses. 2647 01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:00,760 I don't know. 2648 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:01,180 I don't... 2649 01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:01,480 I... 2650 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,680 I'm kind of confused on the puzzle here. 2651 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,540 Okay. 2652 01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:05,540 I think you might be right. 2653 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,040 Then I guess we just keep doing that. 2654 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:14,120 Okay. 2655 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,000 Which one do you put in there? 2656 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,560 The ogre or the dragon? 2657 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,400 Let's do dragon. 2658 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,380 Like dragons. 2659 01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:22,100 Dragon? 2660 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,100 Dragon. 2661 01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,100 They're gonna get... 2662 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:24,740 They're gonna get... 2663 01:11:24,740 --> 01:11:25,220 Dragon man. 2664 01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,400 I'm gonna get obliterated by this thing. 2665 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:31,600 They walk into that door... 2666 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,980 And they see a huge dragon... 2667 01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:34,300 And you can tell they shit themselves. 2668 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,140 Yeah. 2669 01:11:35,140 --> 01:11:36,720 Can we smell it? 2670 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,120 Do we hear tiny little farts? 2671 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:41,760 Tiny little farts. 2672 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,240 And how scared they are. 2673 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,160 They try to run away... 2674 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:44,820 But the... 2675 01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:46,680 Slams shut behind them... 2676 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,640 Locking them... 2677 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:47,960 Or... 2678 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,020 Locking them into the room. 2679 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:51,020 Can we reach into it now? 2680 01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:53,360 You can try. 2681 01:11:53,820 --> 01:11:54,080 Alright. 2682 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,120 I'm gonna try to reach in... 2683 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:55,880 And take the dragon out. 2684 01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:00,660 As you do that... 2685 01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:01,860 He hits you with his tail. 2686 01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:02,720 Ow. 2687 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,980 Giving you... 2688 01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:06,980 One... 2689 01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:08,200 Injury. 2690 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,060 Oh. 2691 01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:12,860 So you lose one health. 2692 01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:16,020 So you are down to 12? 2693 01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,220 That's what I have. 2694 01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:17,580 Yeah. 2695 01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,980 Did you do it digitally? 2696 01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:20,160 Yeah. 2697 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:20,620 Okay. 2698 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:26,520 So you can't help but watch this fight... 2699 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:26,960 As it... 2700 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,860 As it happens. 2701 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:29,000 And they put up their... 2702 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,140 They put up a good fight. 2703 01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:31,160 But slowly... 2704 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:31,960 One by one... 2705 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,960 The adventurers... 2706 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,480 Die. 2707 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:37,560 Great. 2708 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,960 The dragon roars... 2709 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,960 In victory... 2710 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,600 You see a tiny little chest... 2711 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,960 Pop open on the... 2712 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,680 The game board... 2713 01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,340 And the door on the opposite side... 2714 01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:54,480 Well... 2715 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:54,700 Yeah. 2716 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:54,920 What? 2717 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,920 So the door unlocks... 2718 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:57,620 When they get defeated? 2719 01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,000 Yeah. 2720 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,960 They had to put them out of their misery. 2721 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,120 Alright. 2722 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:04,700 Wow. 2723 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:05,780 Does that mean... 2724 01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:07,240 They've been doing it for thousands... 2725 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,040 And thousands of years. 2726 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,720 They just wanted it to... 2727 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,760 See? 2728 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,800 I... 2729 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:12,640 I told you... 2730 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,100 We should have just burned them all. 2731 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:15,940 I tried burning... 2732 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,340 It was not something you could do. 2733 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,920 I told you... 2734 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,220 We had to just burn them all. 2735 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,920 You say a lot of things... 2736 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:22,280 But... 2737 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,420 That doesn't help us. 2738 01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:25,360 I mean... 2739 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,160 It opens the door. 2740 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,880 Oh. 2741 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,800 Oh. 2742 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,720 And a chest popped open. 2743 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,220 Alright. 2744 01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:33,620 I'll... 2745 01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:35,040 I'll open the chest, I guess. 2746 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,680 Or what's in the chest. 2747 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:37,860 Alright. 2748 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:43,840 Inside is an unbelievably tiny wand of magic missiles. 2749 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,360 Oh, great. 2750 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:46,600 What do you do with this? 2751 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,900 It works normally... 2752 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:52,780 But a character has a 50% chance of losing it each time... 2753 01:13:52,780 --> 01:13:54,160 It is used or put away again. 2754 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,080 Ugh. 2755 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,900 A detect magic spell can help find it. 2756 01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,000 Alright. 2757 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,200 Mine. 2758 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,780 Yeah, you can have the magic crap. 2759 01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:05,360 You already have a... 2760 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,300 Magic missile spell. 2761 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,940 Why can't I have more? 2762 01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:11,940 Yeah, well... 2763 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:13,220 What... 2764 01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:14,280 Is magic missile... 2765 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:14,840 Is that... 2766 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:15,800 You can all use it once? 2767 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,420 I think you have to prepare them. 2768 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:21,240 You can't hold your children with nuclear arms. 2769 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,620 That doesn't fit here. 2770 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:31,700 Is... 2771 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,820 Is magic missile one of his prepared spells? 2772 01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:36,580 I think so, yeah. 2773 01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:38,560 What are your prepared spells? 2774 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,560 Um... 2775 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,560 Um... 2776 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:43,560 Uh... 2777 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,560 Magic missiles, burning hands, and, uh... 2778 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,700 Mage armor. 2779 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,960 Mage armor. 2780 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,060 Oh. 2781 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,440 So you can't even benefit from having it. 2782 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,600 I could have two of them. 2783 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,300 Oh. 2784 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,560 You can't use... 2785 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,700 Two of them. 2786 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,540 Can't I? 2787 01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:02,660 What would you use two of them for? 2788 01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:04,760 Missiles. 2789 01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:07,680 I... 2790 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,820 Well, I don't know, Annie. 2791 01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:09,280 Can you... 2792 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:09,720 I'm under... 2793 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:10,180 I misunderstood. 2794 01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:10,860 I misunderstood. 2795 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:14,700 I'm misunderstanding that because I am under the impression that I can only use magic missile 2796 01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:18,180 either once or three times depending on if I use the other spells. 2797 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:22,380 So if I have an additional magic missile, does that mean that... 2798 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,960 Isn't that, like, separate from my prepared spells? 2799 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,380 Or is that, like, counted in there? 2800 01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:30,540 I don't know. 2801 01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:33,360 I don't know how many times you can cast spells that you've prepared. 2802 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,320 I'm... 2803 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:35,660 I think... 2804 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:36,940 I think we talked about this. 2805 01:15:36,940 --> 01:15:42,580 I think I can cast either one spell three times or all three spells once. 2806 01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,200 Of my... 2807 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,420 Of my prepared spells. 2808 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,780 If you have a prepared spell of your three prepared spells, because you've... 2809 01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:49,680 And you've... 2810 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,680 Reused... 2811 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,200 With your... 2812 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:53,440 Oh, no. 2813 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:53,780 Yeah. 2814 01:15:53,780 --> 01:15:54,640 With your mage armor. 2815 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:58,160 So you can use two more of your prepared spells. 2816 01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:02,860 And it can either be two magic missiles or a magic missile and a... 2817 01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:03,480 And something else. 2818 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,080 Or it doesn't have to be a magic missile at all. 2819 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:05,420 But... 2820 01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:07,380 You just have three prepared spells that you... 2821 01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:09,100 That you can use three times. 2822 01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:09,220 Right. 2823 01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:10,140 But... 2824 01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:13,500 But in that chest, there was a magic missile of some sort, right? 2825 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,960 It was a wand of magic missiles. 2826 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,440 So is the... 2827 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,240 I can't have that for whatever reason? 2828 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:18,760 Does that... 2829 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:19,680 You can have it. 2830 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,820 But it's a finite... 2831 01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:22,900 It has finite charges. 2832 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:23,960 But... 2833 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:24,240 Right. 2834 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:24,540 Oh. 2835 01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:25,840 But so you can use it. 2836 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,640 Because you could run out of magic missile. 2837 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,760 Right. 2838 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,160 I can... 2839 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,760 I only have, like, two shots of magic missile. 2840 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,160 How many shots does this thing have? 2841 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:33,540 I don't know. 2842 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,280 You don't know. 2843 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,860 Yeah. 2844 01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,040 That's why I was just kind of curious. 2845 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:37,280 Yeah. 2846 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,000 Then you can have it. 2847 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,980 I thought if you prepared it, you could use it. 2848 01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:41,020 Unlimited times. 2849 01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:44,000 But I guess we talked about that and I didn't remember. 2850 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,480 Or didn't understand. 2851 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,640 Or didn't care. 2852 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,880 Pick one. 2853 01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:54,420 Alright. 2854 01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:55,160 Here we go. 2855 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,860 Marching along. 2856 01:16:56,860 --> 01:17:00,220 I don't like what that portends for us. 2857 01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:03,020 We're fine. 2858 01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,140 It's worrisome. 2859 01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:05,860 No. 2860 01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:06,940 We're fine. 2861 01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:07,220 Alright. 2862 01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:09,360 So you walk through the door and you... 2863 01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,120 You come to a hallway that seems oddly familiar. 2864 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,760 Oh, great. 2865 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,940 We're at the beginning again. 2866 01:17:15,940 --> 01:17:17,660 Yep. 2867 01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:18,900 It's definitely been here. 2868 01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:20,060 You've definitely been here. 2869 01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:22,560 You remember on one side it was the... 2870 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:23,960 The evil mage. 2871 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,480 Which we... 2872 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,260 Which we conquered. 2873 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:28,520 You conquered. 2874 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,260 But he was really cocky. 2875 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:30,980 Mm-hmm. 2876 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,380 It's not so cocky. 2877 01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:33,600 On the other side it was the... 2878 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,640 It was the butt trap. 2879 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,140 Which we conquered. 2880 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,920 Which you conquered. 2881 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:38,900 Wait. 2882 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:39,600 No, we didn't. 2883 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,840 I shoot it with the chard cannon. 2884 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,280 You have to go in there first. 2885 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,780 Oh. 2886 01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:48,880 God. 2887 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,740 Shoot that ass questions later, right? 2888 01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:51,620 Listen. 2889 01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:55,820 I am feeling lopsided for most of this day. 2890 01:17:55,820 --> 01:17:57,160 And it's not great. 2891 01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:03,260 Oh, man. 2892 01:18:03,260 --> 01:18:03,780 That's funny. 2893 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:06,180 You're a funny man. 2894 01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,020 I'm not a man. 2895 01:18:10,180 --> 01:18:11,440 I am a teenager. 2896 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,920 Teenage woman. 2897 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,480 Not quite a girl and not quite a woman. 2898 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,120 Not quite ravioli. 2899 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,660 Huh? 2900 01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:26,980 So you walk into the room and... 2901 01:18:26,980 --> 01:18:28,500 And Tommy Two Butts goes, 2902 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,060 Oh, my God. 2903 01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:29,600 There it is. 2904 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,860 There's the thing that I've been wanting to destroy for so long. 2905 01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:33,640 Yeah, no shit. 2906 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,360 It took my butt. 2907 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,760 I'm not going to forget it. 2908 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,740 It gave me an extra butt. 2909 01:18:38,740 --> 01:18:43,620 Is it mine? 2910 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:47,020 I say you return my teenage daughter's butt. 2911 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:49,020 Who are you talking to? 2912 01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:50,320 I don't have it. 2913 01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,460 Who are we talking to? 2914 01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:55,480 Tommy Two Butts is saying this. 2915 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,060 Oh. 2916 01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,180 I got confused. 2917 01:18:57,180 --> 01:18:59,040 Where are we? 2918 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,020 So what? 2919 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:01,840 Do I got to shoot it? 2920 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:05,140 I assume so. 2921 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,340 So is this... 2922 01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:09,260 Who said that? 2923 01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:10,360 That was Tommy Two Butts? 2924 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:11,020 He doesn't even know? 2925 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:11,900 Tommy Two Butts. 2926 01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:13,020 I thought he had the plan. 2927 01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:14,660 I thought you had the plan. 2928 01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:16,400 No, I just don't... 2929 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,220 I thought there was a plan. 2930 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:19,560 I didn't even make the gun. 2931 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:20,220 You just... 2932 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:21,420 You guys had to make the gun. 2933 01:19:21,420 --> 01:19:23,200 Yeah, but you had the gun plan? 2934 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,880 I had parts of the gun lying around. 2935 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,920 I didn't know how to put them together. 2936 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,500 So where am I supposed to shoot it? 2937 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,180 In the butthole? 2938 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,160 Or the butt cheek? 2939 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,340 I don't know. 2940 01:19:34,340 --> 01:19:38,140 I thought you were smarter. 2941 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:39,520 I thought you were an absolute genius. 2942 01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,800 I don't know why you thought that. 2943 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,440 Because it was in your character description. 2944 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:48,700 Go ahead. 2945 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,080 I don't know who told you that. 2946 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,280 It's just... 2947 01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,300 You just looked like it. 2948 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:57,140 Well, that's what you get for making assumptions, you ass. 2949 01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:59,620 Sorry, you half of an ass? 2950 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:00,220 Good one. 2951 01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:01,140 Wow. 2952 01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:02,700 Wow. 2953 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,800 All right. 2954 01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:07,040 Well, then... 2955 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,440 Let's see how this cherd cannon works. 2956 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,840 Okay. 2957 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,760 So you're going to pull the cherd... 2958 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,720 I pull it out, and I'm looking at it. 2959 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,440 And is there... 2960 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,440 Like, uh... 2961 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,740 Any way to look at... 2962 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:25,240 Is there like... 2963 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:25,920 There's... 2964 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:26,460 I don't know. 2965 01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:29,400 Is there like a target or something? 2966 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:30,580 Any help? 2967 01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:33,900 Is there any markings that offer any sort of help? 2968 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:36,900 There's definitely some kind of home and beacon signal. 2969 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,700 On what? 2970 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:39,240 The cannon? 2971 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,240 Yeah. 2972 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,300 It was like beeping? 2973 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:42,680 Yeah. 2974 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,980 And it's going around... 2975 01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:44,780 Like a metal detector? 2976 01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:49,760 Like a heat-seeking missile. 2977 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:54,300 It just looks like it would... 2978 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,520 It was a home and beacon lock. 2979 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,240 Okay. 2980 01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,180 So I'm just going to... 2981 01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,520 Just pull the damn trigger then. 2982 01:20:58,520 --> 01:20:59,100 All right. 2983 01:20:59,100 --> 01:20:59,740 All right. 2984 01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:01,080 So you pull the damn trigger then. 2985 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,300 And... 2986 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,080 A big... 2987 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,880 Thing flies out of the front of the church. 2988 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:07,220 Cannon. 2989 01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:12,440 And... 2990 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,160 And it hits the butt... 2991 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:15,000 The butt trap. 2992 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,540 And it's destroyed. 2993 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,880 All the imprisoned butts within fly back to the... 2994 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,900 You got your butt. 2995 01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,880 ...let's steal lights... 2996 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,880 Automatically... 2997 01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:28,960 You broke out right there. 2998 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:29,700 What was the last thing? 2999 01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:30,220 Slash your lights... 3000 01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:31,800 Yeah, you're going to have to read that whole thing again. 3001 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,160 The butt trap is destroyed. 3002 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,360 All the imprisoned butts fly back... 3003 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,360 Within it fly back to their own... 3004 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,360 Butter... 3005 01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,360 In a river of celestial... 3006 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,360 And are automatically restored. 3007 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:48,340 Did he break up for you, Drew, again? 3008 01:21:48,340 --> 01:21:49,000 Yeah. 3009 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,360 He said that they all came out like butterflies... 3010 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:52,020 Pun. 3011 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:53,920 In a celestial light... 3012 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,560 And go back to their own... 3013 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,080 And are automatically restored. 3014 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,100 All right. 3015 01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:59,700 So did Tommy... 3016 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:02,020 Why are we going to call him Tommy One Butt? 3017 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,480 That doesn't really roll off the tongue. 3018 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,520 No, he still has two butts. 3019 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,520 Oh, no. 3020 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,720 He's going to be pissed. 3021 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,600 He was two butts all along. 3022 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,260 He was two butts all along. 3023 01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:10,960 So I look... 3024 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,100 I look down at my butt... 3025 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,760 And it, like, comes back to life. 3026 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:15,920 It's like... 3027 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,840 And I am instantly happy. 3028 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,160 And I look over happy at Tommy Two Butts. 3029 01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:21,920 We both... 3030 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:22,700 What? 3031 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:23,660 What did he do? 3032 01:22:23,660 --> 01:22:26,720 Like... 3033 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,180 Yeah. 3034 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:28,040 Like... 3035 01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,080 I don't... 3036 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:31,560 I was going to describe it like... 3037 01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:32,260 Do you remember... 3038 01:22:32,260 --> 01:22:32,480 Is that a fart? 3039 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,480 No. 3040 01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:35,180 Well, yeah. 3041 01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:36,560 It's like a reverse fart. 3042 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:40,120 Which I imagine would be the same sound. 3043 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:44,380 Because the butt cheeks are still moving, right? 3044 01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:46,260 That's disgusting. 3045 01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:51,460 Women fart too, Dad. 3046 01:22:51,460 --> 01:22:53,820 No, they don't. 3047 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:56,460 Not in Dungeons and Dragons. 3048 01:22:56,460 --> 01:23:02,620 Tommy Two Butts looks down at Sum Sum's butt and goes... 3049 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,060 Oh, God. 3050 01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:05,440 It doesn't look any better than it did before. 3051 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,460 It's so juicy. 3052 01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:07,980 And I start twerking. 3053 01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:11,420 Tommy Two Butts throws up. 3054 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,920 No, he doesn't. 3055 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,340 He throws up. 3056 01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:15,260 He's aroused. 3057 01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:17,860 No, he pukes. 3058 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:18,580 He's... 3059 01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:19,460 He's got... 3060 01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:20,980 But he's aroused when he pukes. 3061 01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:22,400 He's got a boner. 3062 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:27,080 He's got a boner, man. 3063 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,780 Wait. 3064 01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:29,700 No. 3065 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:30,220 But... 3066 01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:30,800 No, he doesn't. 3067 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,440 Okay, fine. 3068 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,580 I'm moving past the boner. 3069 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:35,020 The... 3070 01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:35,500 He... 3071 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:38,240 Can we look at his butt and realize he's still got two butts? 3072 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,420 Yeah. 3073 01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,840 I gotta imagine he's pretty disappointed. 3074 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,260 No. 3075 01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:44,860 He actually likes having two butts. 3076 01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:47,060 What? 3077 01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:49,140 He likes having two butts. 3078 01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,060 But I thought that... 3079 01:23:50,060 --> 01:23:53,960 I thought that he had said he was trying to get rid of the other butt. 3080 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,280 Did I misunderstand something? 3081 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,600 Yeah. 3082 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,060 No. 3083 01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:58,500 You understood him perfectly, but... 3084 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,420 He was just messing around with you. 3085 01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:01,860 Just... 3086 01:24:01,860 --> 01:24:04,420 He was just trying to give you some confidence to pull the trigger. 3087 01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,680 Your motivations are... 3088 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,600 Unclear, Tommy Two Butts. 3089 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:14,000 I was born with the name Tommy Two Butts. 3090 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,940 But I don't... 3091 01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:17,120 That wasn't a nickname. 3092 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,660 Huh. 3093 01:24:18,660 --> 01:24:20,500 Yeah, this makes sense now. 3094 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:21,320 Yeah. 3095 01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,380 It'd be very weird if I was named Tommy Two Butts, but only had one butt. 3096 01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:26,900 Yeah. 3097 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,160 You have lost your defining characteristic. 3098 01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,740 No. 3099 01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:33,540 Because you're also not a genius anymore. 3100 01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:34,740 So... 3101 01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:36,140 What else would you have? 3102 01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:38,540 Oh, look who's talking over there. 3103 01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:40,720 These zombies didn't call me brainless. 3104 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:41,940 What do they know? 3105 01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:42,460 So... 3106 01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:42,960 Oh, man. 3107 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:43,940 Do we gotta... 3108 01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:44,480 Oh, yeah. 3109 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:46,100 Now we gotta go back to the ghoul. 3110 01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:46,920 Those zombies. 3111 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,400 And see what their butts are like. 3112 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,860 You don't have to. 3113 01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,500 I don't really care. 3114 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,020 But at this point, I've gotten everything I wanted. 3115 01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:55,580 So... 3116 01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,220 I've... 3117 01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:58,380 Although I am... 3118 01:24:58,380 --> 01:24:59,580 I have not progressed. 3119 01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:02,300 I just got my butt back. 3120 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,380 I mean, that's a progression. 3121 01:25:04,380 --> 01:25:07,180 That's a sort of progression. 3122 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:11,220 So... 3123 01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:14,300 Now where to go. 3124 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:19,200 So we should probably take Tommy Two Butts back to his lab. 3125 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,860 Does he need our help? 3126 01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:23,720 Yes. 3127 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,760 Do you need our help, Tommy Two Butts? 3128 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,460 Because you seem to be handling yourself quite well. 3129 01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:31,960 Even at times when we weren't helping you. 3130 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,360 No, I definitely need help. 3131 01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:38,060 I get lost. 3132 01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:40,540 Even in times of great danger. 3133 01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:41,900 As you said, you think I'm not that smart. 3134 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:43,760 I don't know how to find my way back. 3135 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:48,220 And if I do find danger, I don't know if I can protect myself. 3136 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:52,040 Okay. 3137 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:52,080 Okay. 3138 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,280 So... 3139 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:53,480 Okay. 3140 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:55,440 Uh... 3141 01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,960 So you go back to the writer's room. 3142 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,120 All right. 3143 01:26:01,660 --> 01:26:02,660 The one where we're going to go. 3144 01:26:02,660 --> 01:26:03,540 The one where we had troubles with it. 3145 01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:04,740 And there are... 3146 01:26:04,740 --> 01:26:06,500 There's the door you came in. 3147 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,520 There's the door that you went through before. 3148 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,980 And there's a door to the left. 3149 01:26:10,980 --> 01:26:14,720 You can go down the path that you came in. 3150 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,800 Or that you went through before. 3151 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,260 Or you can go down the other one. 3152 01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:24,340 Well... 3153 01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:26,740 If our main goal is to get... 3154 01:26:26,740 --> 01:26:28,800 Tommy two butts back. 3155 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,340 Which... 3156 01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:32,420 Maybe there's another thing I'm forgetting about. 3157 01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:32,740 We should... 3158 01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:34,960 Be keeping a mind of. 3159 01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,400 Then... 3160 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,480 We should just go back exactly the way we came. 3161 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:41,220 Agreed. 3162 01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:45,400 To the lab. 3163 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,180 All right. 3164 01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:48,260 Go back to the lab. 3165 01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:52,640 Oh, my God. 3166 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:53,420 There's people in here. 3167 01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:54,580 Yeah. 3168 01:26:54,580 --> 01:26:55,260 There were goblins. 3169 01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:56,220 I don't know what they were doing. 3170 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,580 Goblins. 3171 01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:58,600 Oh. 3172 01:26:58,600 --> 01:26:59,140 Hold on. 3173 01:26:59,140 --> 01:26:59,500 Sorry. 3174 01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:00,560 Uh-oh. 3175 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:01,840 Uh-oh. 3176 01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:03,120 Retcon. 3177 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,880 I feel like we skipped a room. 3178 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:05,660 A little bit of retcon. 3179 01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:06,040 Yeah. 3180 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,140 Retcon incoming. 3181 01:27:07,140 --> 01:27:08,520 Because you walked right... 3182 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,900 You would have to walk right by these guys. 3183 01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,140 The zombies again. 3184 01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:13,760 If you went the way you came. 3185 01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:14,380 Yeah. 3186 01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:15,340 Goblins. 3187 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,020 So you're taking us back to the goblin room? 3188 01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:20,400 The goblin ghoul room? 3189 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,100 That's the path that you chose. 3190 01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:22,620 Yeah. 3191 01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:24,260 You know, the goblin ghouls. 3192 01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:25,840 The goblin ghouls. 3193 01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:35,160 All right. 3194 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,780 So you walk back in the room and the ghoul is left. 3195 01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:38,920 Oh. 3196 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:39,800 So they're going to be happy. 3197 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:40,900 Yep. 3198 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:42,900 Their butts are all returned. 3199 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:46,060 They're slapping each other's butts and having a... 3200 01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,860 Just a friendly time with each other. 3201 01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:49,140 A gay old time. 3202 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:49,840 And they look back... 3203 01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:50,840 Playing grab ass. 3204 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,140 They see the three of you and they go, oh my God, thank you so much. 3205 01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:55,640 So much for helping us. 3206 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:56,580 How do you know it was us? 3207 01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:59,400 All right. 3208 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,720 Do you not want the treasure then? 3209 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,440 Wait. 3210 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:01,820 Yeah. 3211 01:28:01,820 --> 01:28:02,520 We'll take the treasure. 3212 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:03,260 You can keep it. 3213 01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:03,880 No. 3214 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,300 It was totally us. 3215 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:08,680 And also Tommy two butts had nothing to do with it. 3216 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:12,340 All right. 3217 01:28:12,340 --> 01:28:13,840 So they reach under the chair... 3218 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,940 Under the pad and on the chair that they were having... 3219 01:28:15,940 --> 01:28:16,940 Holding the ghoul in. 3220 01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:19,100 And they... 3221 01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,380 Pull out a small ring box. 3222 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:24,060 And they throw it to some some. 3223 01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:25,740 Oh, nice. 3224 01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:26,160 Actually. 3225 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,140 I... 3226 01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:29,120 Is it openable? 3227 01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:31,500 You open it? 3228 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:31,980 Yeah. 3229 01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:34,020 And it dissolves into dust. 3230 01:28:34,020 --> 01:28:35,140 Oh, fuck. 3231 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:39,020 But then the dust starts swirling around and it... 3232 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:39,680 Is it cocaine? 3233 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:43,840 Into a ring of protection. 3234 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,880 Oh. 3235 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:45,880 All right. 3236 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,860 Plus ring of protection. 3237 01:28:47,860 --> 01:28:52,020 Let me find out what that does. 3238 01:28:52,020 --> 01:29:00,460 I don't think it's... 3239 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:09,420 Ring of protection. 3240 01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:11,420 It says... 3241 01:29:11,420 --> 01:29:13,420 You gain... 3242 01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:17,480 Plus one bonus to AC and saving throws while wearing this ring. 3243 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:18,840 All right. 3244 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,720 Yeah. 3245 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:24,220 You have plus one bonus to your AC and saving throws. 3246 01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:24,400 Yeah. 3247 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:28,580 I could have used that at some point. 3248 01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:29,580 Actually, I don't... 3249 01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:31,220 I think my rolls are so bad that it wouldn't have helped. 3250 01:29:31,220 --> 01:29:32,720 It probably would have helped. 3251 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,420 But you didn't really... 3252 01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,760 Fight too much. 3253 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,560 I'm not married to some kind of zombie now. 3254 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:37,880 Am I? 3255 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:39,020 No. 3256 01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:39,500 Okay. 3257 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:39,720 Good. 3258 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:44,720 Now, if there's anything wrong with that... 3259 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:48,420 Did I not put you guys back into that room with the zombies? 3260 01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:49,360 You never did. 3261 01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:50,080 But... 3262 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:50,640 Oh, okay. 3263 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,000 But you knew what it looked like. 3264 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980 I could recall it. 3265 01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,200 Okay. 3266 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,140 That's probably a good place to stop then. 3267 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:56,980 Okay. 3268 01:29:56,980 --> 01:29:58,560 Back at the... 3269 01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:58,560 Wait. 3270 01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,980 Does that mean... 3271 01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:00,380 The lab. 3272 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,640 Oh, we got to the lab. 3273 01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:02,100 I was going to say. 3274 01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:04,020 Does that mean something happens when we get to the lab? 3275 01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,960 No. 3276 01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:05,240 No. 3277 01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,640 I don't think. 3278 01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,360 So what happens when we get back to the lab? 3279 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:09,700 Is it as we left it? 3280 01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:10,940 Yeah. 3281 01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:11,740 Yeah. 3282 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:11,800 Yeah. 3283 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:12,480 The two... 3284 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:14,940 The two goblin assistants there are still... 3285 01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:17,300 You know... 3286 01:30:17,300 --> 01:30:18,020 Going with it. 3287 01:30:18,020 --> 01:30:20,640 But... 3288 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:20,880 Yeah. 3289 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:23,120 Then Tommy Two Butts just returns to his work. 3290 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,120 Are they happy to see him? 3291 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:28,360 They show no emotion towards him. 3292 01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:29,080 The goblins? 3293 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,580 Oh, wait. 3294 01:30:29,580 --> 01:30:30,240 No, they're not goblins. 3295 01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:30,720 Wait. 3296 01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:31,320 Are they goblins? 3297 01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:32,340 Yeah, they're goblins. 3298 01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:32,740 Oh. 3299 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:36,620 Well. 3300 01:30:36,620 --> 01:30:37,660 Great. 3301 01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:40,040 I still have the Chud Cannon, right? 3302 01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,940 No, it disintegrates. 3303 01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,100 Oh, it disintegrated? 3304 01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:44,120 Yeah. 3305 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:44,820 Oh. 3306 01:30:44,820 --> 01:30:46,660 My God. 3307 01:30:46,660 --> 01:30:47,280 Thank you. 3308 01:30:47,280 --> 01:31:03,060 Thank you. 3309 01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:33,040 Thank you.