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the sarn turbo in the appropriate type font and then i'll send tiger the png so that he could add
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it to well our website or wherever he wants to add it and then you'll have it and you'll have
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access to it and you can start suggesting changes or whatever but like the core the core skin tones
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the body is all shaded is all correctly built so at this point it's really just changing outfits
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changing weapons i can do all that pretty easily good okay uh so yeah i'm also so my my goal is then
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by next monday to have max done and mine done i just wanted to try to have one done this this week
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this is pretty cool uh i'm gonna make a drink and then i'll be right back uh matt can you hear us
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boo you haven't said anything can you hear me yeah oh okay no just all right i just woke up not too
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long ago oh i thought about taking a nap
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how'd that go for you i didn't do it i had a couple things i wanted to finish for this so i did not sleep
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all right let me get you look tired you look like a bitch so i was thinking like once you once you get
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your armor upgrade i can start doing cool stuff like um the um the default character has this cool
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blue armor that has like glowy spots on it so i was thinking if you ever get an armor upgrade you
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could get something like that if you want oh yeah yeah because uh that's what i plan on doing today is
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going to that shop and looking for armor yeah i will that's so i figured that was a good story point
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so i didn't want to give you too much now because you killed that guy because he wouldn't sell you
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armor so i figured armor is important to you so i shouldn't it'd be fun you know for character growth
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and stuff to to add that to your guy later the idea would be to have like an image with like your
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progression through the story your character's progression through the story
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and like for mac it's gonna be a little harder because i think a huge part for mac's character
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is the millennium falc getting the kahuna wave he's like mac is very much very possessive of the
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vehicles of the group's vehicles and so i really wanted to somehow incorporate that um in the images for
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mac so i'm still um what do you call it thinking about it brainstorming that was the way yeah
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thinking about it is essentially what it means uh but yeah i'm brainstorming i'll figure out something
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matt uh boo for mac but i do want to basically i want max like progression images to like include
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the kubina wave and like the speeder bike and all the different vehicles that matter to him because i
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feel like that's the most important thing to uh those are the most important like possessions to uh
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to mac but that's just my take so you could of course correct me i think his buster is pretty
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important to him too didn't he give his blaster away no it was foster oh buster that's correct but he
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doesn't start with the buster i was very i was no he does not you are correct just to do a vest with
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chest with uh shoulder pads big fluffy shoulder pads remember when i tried the ride that uh
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what are the the fuck those little fucking head uh what are those animals called i can't remember
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i don't either but the things that are basically legs no not the heads with legs oh yeah those
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blurgs blurgs i am not a blurg writer lewis i wasn't gonna draw you with a blurg i might draw
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myself with the blurg because i i got along real good with the blurgs yeah the blurg is the word
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no i know you fell off i only got along with lewis lebantha lebantha oh maybe i should include
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lewis in one of your images then there's um i want to let you guys know that i listened to the recording
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from last week and it was it was actually pretty good uh i mean i listened to it sped up so uh that
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helps a lot but it was actually a lot more encouraging than i expected it to be uh i guess in the moment it
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feels like a mess but listening to it back it sounded fine it was fun and by the way sarn you absolutely got
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slapped you got slapped yes yeah no yes by the sister and you got to to strain
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would anybody be interested in listening to it uh not not to the last one but in the future
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ongoing possibly okay i guess i mean i'm not going to go through the trouble of posting it or whatever
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if no one's going to listen to it i mean i listen to it help me take notes but um if other people want
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to listen to it i'll put it somewhere where you can listen to it i guess i could just put it as a
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download in the discord uh i can make it available as a podcast if you guys use podcast clients uh but
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again i'm not going to go through the effort if nobody wants it
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i think it'd be nice to kind of maybe like for recaps because sometimes i sometimes i'm so in
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the moment that i don't really remember what happens like a week later so i have yes right so i mean
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that's the intention of these little yellow summaries that we start off with is to give a recap basically
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what happened and where we're at it doesn't do everything um were you reading the summaries on
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on the that website that notion website no i forgot about that okay um yeah i forgot about it too okay
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well there there are recaps on there where i put notes for the whole session um okay i'm because i
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i asked for one earlier i wish i wish i'd remember that you had done that because i would have looked
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at it earlier yeah i'm too behind um i have notes here i just haven't typed them up so i was oh well
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oh well what i was going to say though is it'd be kind of uh it'd be nice to maybe to uh maybe like
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recap if we wanted to listen to what happened you know yeah it would be great i'm not i'm not going
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to do any editing of those that recording it would take me way too long no no but you but you said you
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did it uh twice the speed that's what i listened to it i'm not gonna i i won't edit it to go twice as
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fast if you have a podcast player that can do it twice as fast then you can go ahead okay no that's what
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i was i wasn't saying you should do it i was assuming that the player there's a player that could probably
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do it then yeah i do you guys use podcast clients not really i haven't i mean i used just use my
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phone right you use your phone just certain apps depending what you're doing yeah like cast box
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or podcast there's spotify has it i don't know if you can add manual ones to spotify
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i don't really know how they how that works well maybe we'll try it for one and if it doesn't
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pan out then you don't have to continue doing it you know um okay well it's just upfront work so
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yeah i'll figure that out it shouldn't it shouldn't be too too tough if you don't want to do it then
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no don't worry about it no no it's fine i i just wanted to make sure there was any interest
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but so it sounds like there's enough interest for me to put that up
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oh there's something about listening to my own voice that i really don't like
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you kind of get over it i hear you uh but i've gotten over it
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but if the notes the notes are better i just it's just a matter of time i gotta get these typed up i
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have i'm two sessions behind um and i'll type these up the recording really helped me because
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usually i go right after and make the notes uh but i didn't last week and i was able to listen back and
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it was it was very helpful sounds like yeah i bought a new lightsaber oh nice
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which one it's coming wednesday uh emperor palpatine's oh that's awesome the little gold one
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uh if it's gold i'm trying to look at a picture right now but yeah it was like game stuff deals uh
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deal of the day so it was like 60 percent off i was like i can't really pass that out
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that's the one he hides in his sleeve yeah i mean
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lightsabers are so cool so cool okay don't tell coco i bought it please
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why she will get very mad at me
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i have enough
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like
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i'm definitely gonna drop a run in like eight
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nine oh eight ten
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ah you can talk about the pit barbecue the band was jumping the people too i mess around
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they're doing the mess around
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they're doing the mess around everybody doing the mess around
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oh
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he's been lightsaber practicing like saber fighting practicing like uh
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some absurd amount of hours a day did he finally learn to not make the noises i don't know
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that's what i read it was always a problem when he was doing his his site his fight scenes was that
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he would just start making the noises yeah yeah they said that that i remember that interview as well
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all right
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homecoming the crew finds themselves back in tattooing with sarn turbo and rx78 having hitched
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a ride aboard the lucky guest and with max skyblade close behind piloting the kahuna wave
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after spending some time getting reacquainted with born and r5 k3 in a detour through shanty town the
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group has reunited on the streets of moss chuta now the crew must find a way to escape
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kimo the huts bounty before it comes to them how will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hide
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of scum and villainy oh yeah he said it he said the thing
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i did i had to get it in there uh you want to roll for destiny points
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dark all right darkness the darkness consumes you you got to start using those a little bit
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we should remember to do that all right light dark
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i'm so i'm so kind today
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you missed dandies because i think you rolled it differently but that's okay
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no i didn't you didn't somebody click the click here what should be it's two and two it's two and
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two who made it i must have the wrong thing i got a dark who got a dark ryan and tiger got a light
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all right
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so to quickly recap what happened last week because none of you remember um you did some fighting on the
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gantry uh you obliterated some geonosian soldiers then you got on the lucky guess
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i know i do remember you're forgetting that one bounty hunter came up to us and we just oh yeah you
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just blasted him in the nuts yeah and i shot him swear in the face yes he he posed
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he both he posed but a minor inconvenience
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uh and then you guys boarded the lucky guess and met the brother and sister wex and orpah
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and uh
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you tried to hit on a picture i did yeah and i got slapped apparently yeah you got
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straight across yep there's the slap i got it written down
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slap
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on the strain the wait yeah yeah yeah and then i got
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oh man i got slapped by piddick which caused two strain yeah you got slap you got glove slap by
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piddick then you got slept uh you got just straight up slap by orp of vo and oh yeah i tried to sleep
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but i didn't have any real so i took two more yes yeah and i believe i wrote with
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him was just sticking with you yeah well uh you didn't have you didn't have any rules so you said
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i don't need it it helps and we called you out for saying the same thing that everyone has ever said
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so uh after that you you rode in your respective ships to
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moshuda and mac landed somewhere outside of town and walked through shantytown on his way back to
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moshuda uh rx and sarn spent some time at the junk shop talking to vorn and r5k3
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rx found some armor or body carapace thing i don't know what a carapace is yeah that yeah
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that that's better body paneling and he convinced we didn't convince the the droid there r5k3 recognized rx
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and recognized him for having been nice to him and agreed to help him get that body paneling by throwing
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it in the garbage after vorn left i just want to say how how ironic is it that i am the one who's had
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mpc be nice to me well it was the only mpc you were nice to
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that was before i'm saying i'm not sure any other any of those on our party has ever been an npc be nice to
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i'm trying to think probably not we're not the most likable
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uh um well you were you it wasn't as much as you were nice to r5k3 as you were mean to vorn
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yeah true so true uh but at this point i'm still taking it you guys are wanted in moshuda well not
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wanted well you did steal that ship so yeah you're you're somewhat wanted and you're looking for a way
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into timo's palace yeah our our bounty's now at 150 000 is 150 000 credits yes
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uh you just bumped into each other walking out of the junk shop mac had finally met up with you
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after having walked through the shanty town what happened to me in shanty town i don't know i think
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but that would be that would be a great side quest episode
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do you come back looking agrid at all
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do i come back what looking tired or
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feet up i come back feeling uh accomplished okay oh somebody got laid
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i made it through shanty town all right i want to go into that traders to get armor
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we know how this is gonna end
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so i mean who are you saying that to
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i walk into the traders to get armor are you just left everybody at the at the junk shop
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uh well i said i'm going there okay why does everyone else
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uh just don't shoot anybody yeah agreed you guys stand outside keep watch
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why you shoot him i don't think so
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no no no no if you hear a blaster you better run it what if i hear fingers breaking
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and they're probably not mine so it's fine
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oh sarn sarn's sarn's tactic of uh negotiation
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hey i didn't break the fingers on the last guy
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but did you think about it no i thought about killing him oh maybe you should think about the fingers
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okay so so you're walking over where is that at is it close it's right next to the junkyard oh it's
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right next to the junkyard yeah right by my picture are we trying to be stealthy
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i think he just wants to go to the shop for real yeah
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so i'm guessing no not not particularly no this is my town
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max skyblades town we were that 150 000 bounty is a badge of success i think it's uh definitely could be
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more
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it will be soon start blasting no that's that's probably
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good to start blasting okay so uh sarn you're walking into the off world traders
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yes okay you walk into it and it kind of looks like an old destitute hardware store you know it's
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just kind of musty and everything that they have is behind the counter so it's like one of those old
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type hardware stores yeah and the man who runs the shop is
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uh a tiny little man um it's like the same species as babu frank okay oh great uh but he
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he speaks he speaks he speaks basic oh good yeah is his name fabu think
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his name is fabu
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fabu bink
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hey fabu you don't know what his you didn't know what his name is when you walked in oh yeah yeah you do
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it's fabu's off off world traders also we we've leaked here so oh that's right okay so you you know
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you know yeah wait do you have you have a history with fabu
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no well we can we can work it out that's that's just what he says all right
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all right long time no see how you doing buddy well hello welcome to fabu's i'm fabu bink
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this place is pretty musty excuse me
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oh i apologize i apologize
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i i i especially like the the guns behind the the what the stuff behind the uh the counter
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well thank you i keep everything behind the counter you know for security
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for counter measures counter measures great exactly
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all right i'll wait you out i'll see you guys outside all right see you later oh sorry about that guy
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yeah yeah he's just he looks like a real piece of work he's a diplomat
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oh you don't say diplomat from where um geonosia geonosia huh geonosis sorry
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that sounds cool what can i do you for i'm looking for some armor armor yes do you have any armor
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yeah i got some armor back here what kind what kind you looking for uh heavy duty armor heavy
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duty what are you trying to get into some trouble down up here don't you worry about that my old friend
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i mean it does kind of kind of concern me
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will it protect me it from any trouble i may get into it's possible it's possible all right
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can i take a look at it well what's your price range
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no more than 400 oh well that's gonna limit us quite a bit
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all right well let's just say price is not a problem here
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okay well i can give you i can give you some of this padded stuff
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oh i can tell you some of that uh it it'll absorb and resist some some blaster type type
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damage but if someone hits you good they're gonna hit you good but that should be somewhere in your
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price range how much soap does that have i don't know how else to word that um
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yeah that's not a very great way to to do it but uh yeah we're looking at probably adding one soak
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and one soak and one defense yeah what's that to to my already two that i have or replacing the two
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well what what are you wearing that gives you the two padded armor so you would be having more padded
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armor yeah you could do that it's still going to add to your encumbrance as long as you can fit it in
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your encumbrance you can wear it over which i would think so i don't think you're that close to the
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to the limit i think i'm actually pretty close with both of my guns oh that might be true so let's see
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your encumbrance is at oh yeah you're at seven so this would put you over the encumbrance threshold
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okay uh what's your next step up from or armor a little bit more expensive well a little bit more
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expensive well you're looking at well geez probably somewhere in the realm of five thousand
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gallons what is a gallon space gallons oh space gallon no that is that's a nonsensical question my boy
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five thousand credits yes how much soak will that give me how much protection will that give me
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well that'd give you probably about two soak one defense for five thousand yes for five thousand
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do you buy items what do you mean do you buy you're a trader so i can i sell you sell you a gun
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well it depends on the type of gun
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what have you got it's a blaster carbine a blaster carbine oh that well can i see it i take it off my
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back and i put it on the counter and say be very careful with this it is well now that thing looks
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like it's got a quite a bit of use on it are those notches have you been scratching notches into it
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no no no those were from shrapnel from grenades that were thrown at me oh boy
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i've seen some action oh yeah i only fired it a couple times everybody else fired at me
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uh yeah i can give you some for here but i don't think you're going to be happy considering you
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want to buy something that's down at five thousand dollars i could probably offer you about 400 credits
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for something like that what's a dollar uh credits uh you're outside you can't even hear what we're
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talking about no i just want i just ampled in at that moment all right go back outside
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you got any stim packs uh
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i i i i got a couple stim packs all right what about a straight up trade the carbine and or the carbine
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for the armor and one stim pack
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no thank you i think he means the padded armor yeah the padded armor not the five thousand
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now credit one oh the one thousand carbine no you said you said it was 400 oh 500 oh for the padded armor
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yeah that would that would be too so that's a two encumbrance i can do that for you and yeah i will i
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i will take that i want what wait and you want a stim pack yes no
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plus 20 credits no
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you're giving me a stim pack you want me to give you a stim pack i want a stim pack given to me no
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the padded armor is 500 credits
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yes yes and you want me to take your carbine and give you a stim pack
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when i previously told you the carbine i would buy for 400 yeah but it's worth more than that no
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not in the condition it's in yes it is no it's not
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well my negotiation my negotiation rule failed
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well not only did it fail i didn't even tell you how much the difficulty was
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so it's super failed
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well anyway i will straight up sell is trade for you the armor for the carbine let's call it a deal
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okay fine i can do that i reach out my pinky so we can shake it yes as as we do with tradition
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here i'm all shooter well no he's little oh right oh so he shakes your finger
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that's pretty good okay that's good i heard you got stim packs how much you got stim packs for
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you are outside i just came in oh i was listening the whole time what use for a
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stim pack would a diplomat have uh i find them stimulated what you why do you got to ask me
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questions about what i do with my things i don't know you just come in here start telling me you're
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some kind of diplomat now you need stim packs i never said i was a diplomat somebody did
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i heard no fool all right you're no fool
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no fabu fabu brink who is he who is he babu frank also was not a fool but i
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listen sir sir on the door jim who are you i'm fabu brink and i also am not a fool
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sir i i don't know where this animosity is coming from oh i think we got off on the wrong foot you can
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say that again you came in here and started yelling at me i did not it sounds like you are
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because i'm so flabbergasted well will you just cool you're so small and yelling at me so much so
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much so as as you say that fabu bink snaps his fingers and over from the back you see this towering um
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what what are those called the the guy from the the droid from rogue one
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oh oh the k2 so it's a k2 so all all that happens is his light his eyes light up
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we're not gonna have we're not gonna have a problem here are we
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why did this happen take your tone down a bit it's toned
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now how can i help you you want a stim pack is that what this is about how much
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hold on let me check he makes an he makes another snap and this droid comes whizzing out and it's on um
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it's got a propeller on its head and you see bob or fabu brink he he says something to it in a
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different language and it zips off and goes into the back oh that's just one of my drawers he's uh
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uh inventory droid would you be willing to sell him no he's very important to me
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will you trade him for a binder binder a binder of what hands a bite you got a binder of hands like
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pictures of oh no like handcuffs oh no i will not
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and the droid comes whizzing back uh says yeah we got some stim packs down down here i say that'd be
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about 50 credits per stim pack per stim pack yes can i get uh two stim packs sir please
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you may and he he snaps again and uh droid whizzes off it comes back and drops off two stim packs oh
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thank goodness okay oh what kind of guns you got fabu brink
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fabu brink well i got this carbine how much you want for that 800 credits
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how much credits do i have do you have do you have that somewhere in there um notes i think we're
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keeping it accurate in the uh in the app here let me take a look i've got you at 782
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oh i got the most money i'm sure why it's such a specific amount
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because he stole a shit ton from me yeah but he only that was that was never confirmed
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but it wasn't denied well it was denied oh it was denied i denied it vehemently
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okay so you're buying so minus 100 credits for two stim packs
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two stims two stims traded blaster carbon carbine for
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padded armor yeah so now i got four so great
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do you have any uh do you have any uh speeder bikes what kind of place is this
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no i do not have any speeder bikes here at my uh off world traders emporium
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oh just thought i'd ask you know you never know i'm always on the hunt if you ever find a speeder bike
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max skyblade he will rip you off for it well i can run rex hello god
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well perhaps if i may run your credit i can put you in touch with some people around here that may be able to help you
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don't do that run my credit
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um i'm always very suspicious about giving out my credit you know especially since you know
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it's not my real name so uh i think i'll take that as a pass telling people that
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i have i have i have a man of many names you should also probably stop telling them that as well
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i thought you were outside
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i thought you were outside
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well you know what thank you very much sir i appreciate your time i will go uh
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talk to my my buddy droid out there so long all right so i just want to avoid trouble
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all right so uh mac run it goes goes outside actually your soak i have your soak at three andy
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why would it be three you said it was two right oh no that was the other one
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one your one so it's three and one no i have your first padded armor is one soak and this one is at
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at two oh mine would be two can you show me on your that's what it was in the
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for some reason i have it here as one and i had put that in there so i just want to
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yeah it said it said my so it was four and that included the padded armor of two it
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oh okay i'm not sure why i had it like that
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okay
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go rockin
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rockin and rollin
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rollin all right i don't see the beach can you see it
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padded armor soak two okay so then all together it's four
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i'm not sure why i had soak of two on here
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and defense one uh no not on the padded i don't know
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i don't know what the defense is compared to defense adds a setback to rolls against you
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but that but that was not for the padded armor
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what does what does your new padded armor look like
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it looks it looks a lot like a baseball jersey
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but just like puffed up and a little bit hard in the chest so it looks like one of those fake
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suits that you put on to give you muscles that people wear for like halloween
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like that but it's just like is that what it looks like a baseball jersey
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no no no no no no more baseball jersey
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the the the muscle suit but it's like great
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okay and with like splotches of black thrown in there okay
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how many stem packs do i have besides the two do i know i think that was that was it i don't
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think you had any any more okay good that was a good purchase though smart buying as my father would say
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and let me add that those items to you as well stem pack
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stemmer a stemmy yes
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pack
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and you have quantity two okay
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sounds good now what
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all right so i leave the shop we'll see you later
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i i i think i i think i will break
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well you are most welcome
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thank you for being a very trusted friend and ally
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okay
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meanwhile um they they they come out and it's like there's like a a lot of sparks and stuff and i've
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finished fitting the new armor plate wait i thought you're supposed to come back over there when
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the when the when it was closed
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because he was gonna yeah he was gonna throw it out at the end of the day
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my bad um as you walk out of the off world traders um another another person walks in
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it's a kabaz and sort of looks at you and then walks into the off world traders how do you spell
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that k-a-b-a-z
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i don't know is there an easy way for me to just throw an image in there
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oh those are creepy they look like uh the guys from uh they look like a plague doctor
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yeah a little bit where did you throw it i didn't throw it in there
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oh yeah
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k-a-b-a-z yeah let's see what happens when i do this
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okay that didn't do what i wanted
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i was modular lighting
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it's pretty lighting actually
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unrelated
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because that looks a lot like
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the lighting oh that was the guy who wasn't those that was the one guy who followed uh luke's
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in the first movie that's who it is outside of the he's the one who ratted him out to the
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stormtroopers oh that that can't be good do we see him go in
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uh yeah he he like brushes against sarn's shoulder as he walks out
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i look at him and i go i look at him and i say that can't be good
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he he turns after he looked sarn up and down and then heard you talking and then looked you up
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and down but then continued about his business i looked him up and down you guys are locked in
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looking up and down battle and i'm winning damn it
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all right i take him by the i take mac by the the shoulder and walk him away
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that guy was rude yes he was but let's not start any
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shit wow coming from you wow i am very injured right now you are you're you know what i think
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it's a part of your good natured soul coming out no i just don't want to die
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that is the first step now all right i'm gonna use this impact
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do you that yeah you had one you got one from you got one from the gan no you had one you had one
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repair kit and one stimpak yeah i picked that up but i had one previous
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did you yeah i had it written down for a while okay so i had so that the one i took from the gan was
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two okay tiger where do i see my items in this if you click on your character you should your character
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sheet should come up oh okay and then there should be a um a tab that says a gear and equipment
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oh
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it should be okay i see yeah i said no i just did i was looking all over i couldn't figure it out
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um but i also could have made stemming no no you're you're you're fine you're fine how are you
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all right now where do you guys want to go
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on to the palace let's talk some shit out well you better get your armor first so
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yeah we gotta go yeah we gotta go somewhere so you guys want to go to the cantina to kill some time
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oh that's where this all started is a cantina of course let's go
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why is mac upside down
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i don't know how did i do this what did you do
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i don't know how to make you right side up
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did that fix it there we go i fixed it i can't remember the i can't remember what all the uh
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all the symbols are it's like because it's like shift moves shift does that oh because you're using a
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are you using a touchpad
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no no i'm just uh that's a shift yeah oh i figured it out
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what is it it's shift plus the arrows oh are you upside down now
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no
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are we just
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all right i'm just doing cartwheels that's great are you guys are you guys are going to the cantina
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yeah yeah
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yeah i'm already here we're having a blast we're doing cartwheels down the alley as we go to the
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cantina
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you're having a ball over here
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all right um
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i was gonna
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i think you're in for a real good time
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damn it i punch back
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mac mac suffers one strain
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oh
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because you got
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because you got punched
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one strain that's not fair
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everything costs strain in this damn game
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i mean you can punch him back
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please don't do that i got a lot of strain
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you're lucky all right you hit my straining arm
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give me one second i'm pulling up this this map
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uh can you
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what do you have my health at
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what do i have your health at
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if you click on your character it should tell you
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i'm just in a different window so
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yeah you had it at five but i thought i was at three
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um i'm pretty sure that it is right i didn't double check
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so i have one strain right now is that correct
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i can't can you guys hear me
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yeah i can hear you
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tiger's broken
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tiger you're broken
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no i can i can hear you
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well i have the best internet because it's got character
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i've got the best
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because i'm not paying for it
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no he's got you there
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that is pretty good internet right there
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free internet
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uh did you hear what i asked uh do i have one strain is that correct
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he can't he can't hear us
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i i can't hear you
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uh i that that's that maybe
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hold on
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i didn't know if you edited that's why i'm saying
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i have you as one strain yes
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okay no i just wanted to double check
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because i did not
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i didn't add anything
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i didn't add anything today
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00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,460
so is that is that a lingering strain
426
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:23,900
oh yeah you took one in that last battle to get closer and aim and stuff
427
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,260
oh that's right that's right
428
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,380
oh yeah why is it
429
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,700
so now you should be at two right
430
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,900
yeah because you got punched
431
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:35,020
thanks
432
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:40,460
we're all having fun and i got punched in the arm
433
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:44,940
quit making your damn puns and i won't punch you
434
00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:48,460
puns are fun they rhyme
435
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,820
it doesn't make them fun
436
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,580
it doesn't even make them
437
00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:55,340
maybe he should recover
438
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:57,340
i don't have to explain the intricacies of timer
439
00:44:57,340 --> 00:45:00,940
no no wait recover yes
440
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:07,900
i was about to say you can't do that but then yes you can
441
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,900
all right now you guys know
442
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:16,300
can you see it is this the same cantina we were at we were at another cantina right
443
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,700
no uh you no this is the one at the beginning
444
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:22,540
well unless you're thinking about the one
445
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:25,740
we were at a cantina like on a different planet
446
00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:31,180
you guys have been in a couple cantinas
447
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,260
it's a fun place to go
448
00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:38,220
okay space
449
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:45,100
star wars is good cantina all right we'll come in i'm in i'm in here now okay so what is it the middle
450
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,740
of the day that you're here i don't i don't really remember
451
00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:54,060
i'm guessing because you guys have gone to all the shops so it must be the middle of the day
452
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:57,980
yeah i wasn't the impression it was daytime okay
453
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:08,220
all right so so you walk in it's a little bit dead there the bartender looks familiar to you it's a
454
00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:15,180
davronian um but it's otherwise kind of dead there is somebody on stage
455
00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:20,380
but you can tell it's not a list talent it's not even b list talent it's probably somewhere d or e
456
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:27,020
um it's just a man with a guitar playing everybody's favorite songs except on the acoustic
457
00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:30,620
space guitar and he's not particularly good at it and all the songs sound the same
458
00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,380
is it that song that's in every cantina that
459
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:43,020
it is except he's playing it on he's playing jizz on an acoustic guitar and he's put words on it for
460
00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:46,300
some reason and it's like some kind of lame love song
461
00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:59,740
yeah all right i go up to the bar to talk to this devorian yeah i'm going to i want to drink this
462
00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:05,180
it's been a rough day my arm hurts i stand and i follow them but i obviously don't drink anything
463
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:13,100
well hello strangers
464
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:24,060
what's up hello what brings you here i would like i would like a drink please what kind of drink
465
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:29,900
what do you have we got all the good ones
466
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:38,700
i'll have your best space whiskey oh you want space whiskey i'll buy corellian
467
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:45,500
that's fine i love corell i'll take anything you got right now you look familiar you some kind of
468
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:52,060
diplomat nope nope i'm a smuggler oh okay okay
469
00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,540
my name's matt skyblade you might have heard of me
470
00:47:54,540 --> 00:48:00,140
huh the name sounds familiar but i'm not sure why
471
00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:02,380
let me think on that
472
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,420
oh well i'm gonna
473
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:05,580
i have a panglactic gargle blaster
474
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,580
oh panglactic well we don't have any
475
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:11,020
zip zip zin is that okay
476
00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:15,180
can i use zapson instead of zipson in your gargle blaster
477
00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:23,340
zapson double zapson all right so he goes back into the bar he makes your drinks comes out and
478
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,660
give them to you here you go that'll be
479
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:27,980
20 credits
480
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:36,140
20 credits yeah 20 credits i got this book all right all right mac this is on this one's on you
481
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:43,980
i got this i'll pay for it he's a good guy he just has anger issues when it comes to paying for things
482
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:49,180
i thought it was an awful i thought it was an awfully rude reaction
483
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:57,020
oh i i agree i agree oh i agree yeah but you know he thinks he does so just i'll take care of it
484
00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:04,780
what's what what's the damage 40 yeah no no it's 20 all together 20 all together all right take 20
485
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:11,180
right but it is customary to tip your bartenders here in tatooine we're not done drinking yet okay
486
00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:16,940
you'll get your tip when we're done drinking you may have one credit
487
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:23,820
gee thanks you may have three more credits
488
00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:28,860
gee thanks that's four credits that's one for every drink
489
00:49:28,860 --> 00:49:31,980
all right all right
490
00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:36,620
what a great day bartender hey hey hey
491
00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:47,260
i got a question do you no no the bartender yeah my name is my name is zach
492
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:51,820
hey zach hi cool name buddy what's your name
493
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:58,860
don't worry about it okay i'm sorry what should i call you nice to meet you
494
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:05,740
just call me guy all right guy are you a guy incognito
495
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:09,100
it's just the name oh okay
496
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:14,940
do do you have any real by chance real
497
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:17,820
if you're willing to pay
498
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,380
how much you got
499
00:50:20,380 --> 00:50:20,380
how much you got
500
00:50:20,380 --> 00:50:31,820
well sorry you know all right go ahead how much how much do i got yeah it depends how much you're
501
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:43,980
looking for looking for like a tube a tube a whole bag full how big is the tube make a gesture for how big the tube is
502
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:46,620
it's like penis length
503
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:57,180
you do realize that probably on average 30 to 40 different species of
504
00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:04,620
penis come in and out of this cantina yeah but it's like human penis like you do realize there's
505
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:06,220
at least 15 to 20 different
506
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:09,100
at least 15 to 20 different human species that come into this cantina
507
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:13,740
of varying penis length
508
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,020
all right
509
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:16,860
and they all showed them too
510
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:21,100
an alderon
511
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,660
male penis length
512
00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:28,140
uh on unfamiliar you mean blowed up
513
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:33,660
is it erect or soft
514
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:39,020
i feel like penis length was a bad way to describe the amount of something
515
00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:44,540
well yes how big the test tube was
516
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:56,220
that's the only way that's the only way you know things is it the size of your the size of your penis
517
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:58,460
i do not
518
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,220
why the penis sir
519
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:04,060
then let me see and i'll tell you how much we have a we have a hard time coming
520
00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:09,020
we have a hard time coming up with like measurements we say space
521
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:17,100
i said make a gesture how much do we need you could have went like this much or this much
522
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:21,340
instead you said penis it was the only thing you could think of
523
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:24,940
no it's not the only thing i could think of
524
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:28,300
that's the only thing i can think of
525
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:31,020
start measuring stuff from now on
526
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:34,220
like the
527
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:43,500
the subway uh five dollar three penis
528
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:43,900
lights
529
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:50,460
is this how our star wars works now
530
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:53,740
are we gonna describe my penis links now
531
00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:56,700
how many penis links is a lightsaber
532
00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:01,740
i don't know 25 30
533
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:03,500
oh my god
534
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:08,460
12 and a half
535
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:13,100
all right uh
536
00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:16,060
roll a negotiation check
537
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:21,180
i didn't ask you to roll the last one
538
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:26,060
i know but i just figured i should because i was negotiating
539
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:27,740
uh difficulty
540
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:28,700
hard
541
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:32,940
he wasn't negotiating about negotiating
542
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:36,060
all right three successes three threats
543
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,980
three successes
544
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:41,420
so i would like a tube that is about five inches
545
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:42,620
nice
546
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:49,660
about the size of a space quarter if that makes you feel any better
547
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:57,100
okay yeah i can probably help you i can help you get it you're not gonna like how to how you have to get it
548
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,140
you don't have it on you
549
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:02,620
what this this this
550
00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,780
this isn't amster space amsterdam
551
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:08,940
i can't just sell you real at the bar put myself at a lot of risk
552
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:10,940
you're a bartender at a cantina
553
00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:12,780
that is run by a
554
00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:19,900
a mob i told you i know how i can get it for you i don't have it i'm sorry it's inconvenient
555
00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:21,980
can you get it here
556
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:26,540
i said you're not gonna like the way you have to get it
557
00:54:26,540 --> 00:54:31,500
you can't get it to me i have to go get it
558
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:35,020
yes i will tell you where to buy it
559
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:39,420
is it inside the cantina where i buy it
560
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:40,700
yes
561
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:45,740
oh okay please continue
562
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:48,700
can i have another drink
563
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:58,140
yes he goes back and makes makes another another drink comes back and pours you a
564
00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:01,180
stiff carillion space whiskey
565
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:04,780
this one's on the house
566
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:14,300
thanks you're you're a great you're a great you're a great guy this guy's the guy
567
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:22,220
and he says if if you're looking for real go talk to that guy back there and he points to this um
568
00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:24,700
let's see
569
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:31,500
it's an aqua-ish thug and he's sitting in a booth like right to the left of the stage
570
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:39,100
and he's sitting there by himself um and he's surrounded in empty glasses
571
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,660
oh god oh he's gonna say he
572
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,420
before i leave what does he like to drink
573
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:50,380
oh you're talking to the bartender yeah
574
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:55,100
uh what is he been drinking all night oh he just drinks
575
00:55:55,100 --> 00:56:01,580
he just drinks his what did i give you zips zipses in your gargle
576
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:05,740
zapsis zapsis he just drinks his zapses on on the rocks
577
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:13,820
all right give me one of those or give me two of give me one of those because i still got my gargle
578
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:19,900
blaster okay so he make he makes you one of those that that'll be 20 credits
579
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:29,580
okay charge it to that guy's account
580
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:35,180
no no no no no no not mac the guy the guy the drug dealer
581
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:37,740
i can't i can't charge to his account
582
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:46,380
yes you can no all right all right roll roll a um how are you going to convince him to do that
583
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:50,460
well my plan
584
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:55,420
my plan is to go over to the guy
585
00:56:55,420 --> 00:57:05,580
that just get him to wave at the bartender kind of like dumb and dumber right was that what it was in
586
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,660
so wait so you're trying you're trying to get that guy to buy himself a drink
587
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:14,060
yes but the guy sitting there doesn't know that what was that guy's name
588
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,420
sea bass
589
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:16,860
yeah
590
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:26,140
so he waves at sea bass and he goes yeah and then he gets charged for it
591
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,940
oh i'm gonna pull it i'm gonna pull it dumb and dumber
592
00:57:28,940 --> 00:57:32,220
the aqualers may be sea bass
593
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,420
he's not sea bass it's gotta be something else
594
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:38,540
sebastian
595
00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:39,420
no
596
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:40,140
can i call him
597
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:41,020
i mean
598
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:45,180
what about like space bass i mean we call everything space though
599
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:48,220
star bass
600
00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:51,660
star bass all right he's star bass swamp ass
601
00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:53,420
swamp
602
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:59,820
swamp ass all right so he's star bass but all right so i'm kind of explain this to me how this is gonna work
603
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:08,860
so i go just when he waves and just know that that's all right like it's all right to put it on his tab
604
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:14,620
okay so i grab my two drinks and i walk over there
605
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:21,420
cartwheel over there
606
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:28,860
we've been really getting into our exercising and cartwheeling plus the man really gets happy when he gets his reel
607
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:32,700
i needed to sleep i don't want to suffer any more strain
608
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:38,700
so i sit down and start talking to to star bass
609
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:40,620
well hello
610
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:45,260
hey buddy how you doing hey can you do me a favor really quick
611
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,700
aren't you looking nice today
612
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:53,500
thank you here i got you a drink you look very very nice if you catch my drift
613
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:57,260
thank you i saw your i saw your cartwheels back there
614
00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:03,740
yes the skirt helps i take the glass i put in front of him here's a drink
615
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:10,220
on me oh it's actually sorry it's not on me it's on the house so if you just wave over to the
616
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:15,900
bartender to say thank you and smile a little bit just just let him know that you got it
617
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,820
roll a deception check
618
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:28,300
all right difficulty he's pretty drunk no he's not
619
00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:33,420
just because he drinks his table's full of class yeah because he's been sitting there all day
620
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:41,020
and he's so he's drunk he's he how could he not be drunk if he's been sitting there all day
621
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:42,940
drinking you don't know anything
622
00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:47,420
he only anything about star only an hour after they open you know nothing about star bass
623
00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:50,620
okay so what's the difficulty it's hard
624
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:57,980
even though he tried to flirt with me um and a setback does
625
00:59:57,980 --> 01:00:04,940
because he tried to flirt with me no because this is the first time someone's tried to run this scam on
626
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:17,100
check failed three failures that's not the first time someone's tried to run that scam on me
627
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:19,820
what scam
628
01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:26,700
i don't just accept drinks and waving at bartenders when someone asked me to do it
629
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:33,100
not even from pretty twi-likes now you want to roll a charm check
630
01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:42,860
against uh let's say this one is hard but no setback
631
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:47,420
mother
632
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,540
mother
633
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:52,780
you usually i'm into female
634
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,300
twi-likes
635
01:00:56,780 --> 01:01:08,700
i am one of those are you what okay what do you want uh real nobody just comes over to start
636
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:11,100
talking to star bass what do you want
637
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:15,900
i want real you want real are you willing to pay for it yeah
638
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:24,060
yeah okay i can get really i can get you half a tube for 300
639
01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:28,540
how good is it ask him how big it is
640
01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:32,860
how big a tube is the tube
641
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:37,900
it's so big
642
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:46,380
i'm hanging out with the bartender just laughing
643
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:51,260
it's a deaf American man's penis size
644
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:57,340
oh it's gotta be pretty hey hey mac
645
01:01:57,340 --> 01:02:01,260
what's up i'm all the way by the bar by the way oh yeah
646
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:08,700
hello is this thing wrong yeah oh hey hey ask him how big his dick is
647
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:14,220
who's the bartenders who is this
648
01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:26,220
what the hell
649
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:34,060
the bartender yes
650
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:35,180
the bartender
651
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:39,020
the bartender
652
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:41,420
i look at the bartender i look at
653
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:43,900
um i'm just gonna
654
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:56,140
hey bartender uh yes give me a number
655
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,260
give me a give me a number off the top of your head
656
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:05,340
11 between one and ten 11 he said 11 space inches
657
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:06,540
no i said blevin
658
01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:09,500
blevin
659
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,620
that's pretty
660
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,340
fucking small
661
01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:18,620
i'm not gonna tell him that
662
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:22,060
hey bartender
663
01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:22,780
zach
664
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,860
uh yes
665
01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:25,820
you got a small dick
666
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:27,740
uh
667
01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:29,660
okay
668
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:32,380
i look at the bartender
669
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:32,700
i look at the bartender like
670
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:35,180
i don't know man
671
01:03:35,180 --> 01:03:36,540
that's just what that says
672
01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:41,580
okay um all right i'm not paying 300 i'll give you 200
673
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:44,700
i'll give you a quarter for 200
674
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:49,420
wow tigers jumping between characters left and right
675
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,420
they all sound the same
676
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:51,740
half
677
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:56,540
half
678
01:03:56,540 --> 01:03:58,620
no i said half for 300
679
01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:01,740
and i said half for 200
680
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:02,700
then get lost
681
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,900
all right 220
682
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,420
no thanks
683
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:15,740
so anyway i started blasting
684
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:20,460
i know that's where i was gonna go to but i'm not i don't i shouldn't
685
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:23,900
probably probably not wise to kill the drug dealer
686
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,780
yeah another drug dealer
687
01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:30,460
you know i've killed drug dealers in the past
688
01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:33,740
i've never seen you around here
689
01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:37,900
okay what does that have to do with it
690
01:04:39,420 --> 01:04:40,940
you ain't never try to kill me
691
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:45,820
don't don't
692
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,700
he's got you there
693
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:48,140
don't tempt me i will
694
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:51,740
so as you say that he snaps
695
01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:56,060
and out of the corner of booths on either side behind you
696
01:04:56,060 --> 01:05:06,140
there's uh an aqualish in the far corner on the right and another aqualish on in the far corner on the left
697
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:08,300
and they look mischievous
698
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,940
all right
699
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:13,740
250 for the half
700
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:17,420
why are you trying to negotiate with me you have no leverage here sir
701
01:05:17,420 --> 01:05:21,580
well that's how it works no
702
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:27,660
there's plenty of people here that i'm selling real to
703
01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:31,020
i got no reason to do you a special favor
704
01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:35,740
all right can i do 100 for a quarter
705
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:38,140
how about
706
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:41,740
200 for a quarter
707
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:47,820
no that that doesn't even mathematically make sense i thought it was 400 for a half
708
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:52,700
no it's 300 for a half 300 then 150 for a quarter
709
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,180
yeah well then i would just buy the half
710
01:05:58,140 --> 01:05:59,100
what are you buying
711
01:05:59,100 --> 01:05:59,100
what are you buying
712
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:00,940
drugs
713
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:05,260
are we gonna get this done or not i'm losing my patience
714
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:09,260
then just sell me a half for 250
715
01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:11,420
and i'll be gone
716
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,300
no
717
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:14,380
no
718
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:16,620
no 300 for a half
719
01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:22,220
i pick up one of the empty glasses i throw it next to his head
720
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:23,820
okay
721
01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:30,460
sorry what are you doing i'm trying to get high
722
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:33,740
so i can sleep better so i don't
723
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:37,900
i turn to the bartender i'll have another drink man
724
01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:40,700
put it on space
725
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:43,020
put it on the
726
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:44,540
put it on the aqua was just tab
727
01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:47,340
that's star bass's tab
728
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:50,220
kick his ass star bass
729
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,700
come on diplomat
730
01:06:52,700 --> 01:07:00,940
you think you're throwing throwing glasses gonna scare me
731
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:05,580
i've got plenty of glasses to keep throwing
732
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:12,940
try me
733
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:18,300
i pick up another glass and throw it on the other side of his head
734
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:20,380
all right
735
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,300
as you do that he's standing
736
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:24,380
you gotta roll like an intimidation or something
737
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:25,980
there has to be an intimidation
738
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:29,020
um
739
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:30,940
coercion
740
01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:32,300
is that coercion
741
01:07:32,300 --> 01:07:33,500
it would be coercion
742
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:37,100
yeah would you would you want to
743
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:37,980
would you want to roll that
744
01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:38,460
yeah
745
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,620
i assume it's got to be hard
746
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:41,340
it's daunting
747
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:44,380
it's daunting
748
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:46,540
no no that's four
749
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,660
because hard is three right
750
01:07:47,660 --> 01:07:48,940
yeah
751
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,820
come on
752
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:52,940
yes
753
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:55,500
yes drugs
754
01:07:55,500 --> 01:08:00,220
all right so one success and and three threats
755
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:05,100
yes and one drug and one hopefully a half a drug
756
01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:06,460
half a drug
757
01:08:07,260 --> 01:08:09,500
so he says so he stands up and he says
758
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,740
what was it 250 says
759
01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:13,260
250
760
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,820
all right so he gets up
761
01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:17,260
and um
762
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,740
he he picks up a glass
763
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:23,500
and he throws it directly at your head
764
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:28,620
but it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't break it just bounces off your forehead like that scene in big lebowski
765
01:08:30,380 --> 01:08:32,380
and he throws the mug at his head
766
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,220
and and you suffer too strain
767
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:36,060
oh
768
01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:39,180
and he says he says
769
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:39,180
he says
770
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:41,340
he says fine 250
771
01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:44,140
and then he motions
772
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:45,100
i like your moxie
773
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:46,140
i like you
774
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:46,940
i pull my
775
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:49,340
i i immediately pull my uh
776
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:52,780
pull my rifle and pointed at the guy who just did the mug
777
01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:54,300
oh yeah
778
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:54,700
bad
779
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:55,980
i
780
01:08:55,980 --> 01:08:57,740
are you trying to hide at the bar
781
01:08:57,740 --> 01:08:59,980
yeah he said he was standing behind us
782
01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:00,380
i walked
783
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:05,020
i walked into the bar and i'm kind of close i was i was just standing at the bar next to uh
784
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:06,540
but i wasn't drinking i said that
785
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:06,780
yeah
786
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,260
yeah he was standing behind us while we sat
787
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:12,060
um
788
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,620
i don't shoot anybody i just pull it and pull it at him
789
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:19,260
kind of casual it's not even like completely it's just it's really more of a response
790
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,500
just kind of showing that he's not alone anything else
791
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,780
and then what do you like clear your throat or something yeah
792
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:27,660
i mean i'm a robot i don't really do that
793
01:09:27,660 --> 01:09:30,380
i mean you got to draw attention to you somehow right
794
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:33,820
well he can just see me i'm behind sarn
795
01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:38,220
oh yeah i guess i thought you were behind you
796
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:41,420
but he sees motion he sees someone pull a gun out behind sarn
797
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:42,940
oh so you're like right behind him
798
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:48,460
well i mean i'm i mean i guess i didn't think it i thought it was an empty tavern so or an empty
799
01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:51,820
it is but if you're across if you're across the room he's not going to be looking across
800
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,260
the room he's got sarn right in his face and i just threw a mug off his head
801
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:57,900
all right um well
802
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:08,380
i i i walk up and um and i just make some beeping noises okay all right and pull the gun out all
803
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:14,540
all right and i put i put my blast rifle on the counter or on the table not pointing at anyone
804
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:18,540
and go you think you're the only one with with with buddies you're
805
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:23,740
you're fucking with the wrong guy here now here i'll give you a real now just give me 250 and get out of here
806
01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:31,500
i think you should i turn i just look at sarn i think you should throw the mug back at him
807
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:42,060
yeah i throw him in the head with the mug all right and oh while he's reeling from it i pick up the reel
808
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:46,620
okay okay and he goes ah i pick up the reel
809
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:58,220
okay is that a combat thing is that it's about it's about to be a combat thing um what do you do
810
01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:06,060
after this at this point you're going to be the first person i kill in this cantina all right so i rush
811
01:11:06,060 --> 01:11:11,900
over and i start playing whoa whoa whoa whoa let's keep it calm down guys let's calm it down a notch we're
812
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:18,540
we're all just here to we're just all here to rock you know uh just take it easy
813
01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:25,900
i'm max skyblade uh smug lord uh you may have heard of me and my ship the kahuna wave
814
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:31,980
um this is my dear friend sarn he's just he's just a little frustrated right now he hasn't had his
815
01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:39,980
will in a long time and rex rex well he just likes to hit he likes the he'll get any opportunity to you
816
01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:47,180
know cause physical damage can we let's see what can we do to work this out um uh you want to
817
01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:53,340
how are you on that or uh convention what is it i would love to i would love to roll a charm check on
818
01:11:53,340 --> 01:12:01,260
that what is it what's my difficulty uh hard i'm at two right now so it's all three all right
819
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:08,860
all right how do i roll this uh how do i roll this uh how many fights over my drug habit
820
01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:18,860
i can't figure out how to roll this is it at the bottom of the thing uh i'm not sure where you're
821
01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:25,500
at i can't roll general skills and hit charm yeah no i'm there i just can't figure out how to hit the roll
822
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:30,940
how to get it on the roll button um hold on i don't know what the screen looks is that at the bottom
823
01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:36,860
how do i make the screen smaller you should be able to scroll oh see my screen yeah your wheel
824
01:12:39,340 --> 01:12:45,820
i assume you're using a mouse i don't know you should be able to put your your mouse in that
825
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:49,820
wheel and scroll down or if you hit page down
826
01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:58,620
what am i doing i'm confused i'm sorry guys uh well i'm you're looking at like i got a rolling
827
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:06,300
charm yeah yeah i am and you should be able to scroll in that window down so that you can get to the roll
828
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:08,780
roll button roll button is right under all the pictures of the dice
829
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:12,460
i'm not saying that
830
01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:21,020
yeah uh i'm not saying that is there any god damn it uh then then you can just do
831
01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:26,540
then just click on well it's going to be the same it's going to be the same window all right i'll send
832
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:32,300
it to you hold on it's a charm roll with three difficult i don't know what yeah i don't know what's going on
833
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:39,900
uh you probably your screen is probably just too small for it oh there it is no i got it here it
834
01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:40,700
goes i found it
835
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:52,060
um check failed don't can i do what is convincing demeanor that's something that i had it is but i don't know
836
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:58,140
what it does do you did you write down what the description is i don't remember well just go to
837
01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:04,460
the talent i'm looking it up too oh i just removed huh i think it just removed setback
838
01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:12,540
set yeah oh her rank yeah for many deception or skull i didn't know if i had that could do anything for me
839
01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:23,100
okay so so that failed you're such a fit and as as that happens he he nods and the two aqualish
840
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:27,260
um start to move closer to you guys so we're not gonna have a problem here are we
841
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:30,380
just go about your way so how many are there
842
01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:36,300
three aqualish yeah three aqualish total right yeah including him right
843
01:14:39,740 --> 01:14:47,820
wait wait wait he says he says uh trouble so wait uh a time out out of character
844
01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:52,540
did you allow tiger did you say sarn could steal the rail like he did
845
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:56,460
they already agreed they already agreed on a price
846
01:14:56,460 --> 01:15:03,500
yeah but i didn't give him any money yeah you tried to steal it i thought that you were you you just
847
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:10,620
you're stealing it from him no once i hit him in the face with the mug or the cup he went back and
848
01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:17,420
closed his eyes and i grabbed it oh i didn't realize that's what you were doing so you're gonna have to
849
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:24,380
check that is what what check would that be that's gonna have to be a deception
850
01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:35,100
or like skullduggery maybe skullduggery what about cool no
851
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:46,300
i guess we have different ideas what cool is well cool is like cool is maintaining your composure under
852
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:52,140
pressure i thought it would be cool to steal the drugs that's not that type of cool
853
01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:59,260
so what was it oh what about coordination
854
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:06,460
um no i'm not sure that coordination fits
855
01:16:06,460 --> 01:16:13,180
okay so what was it then so i'm gonna say it's uh skullduggery
856
01:16:13,180 --> 01:16:21,100
and okay let's say it's um i'll say it's hard but with one red
857
01:16:24,060 --> 01:16:28,940
one red you're right in front you're right in front of him like he's gonna look
858
01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:34,220
but i hit him in the face with the mug yeah it's gotta be a boost then you're stealing from right
859
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:41,820
right in his face just but he got hit in the face with the mug yes everybody is looking at you
860
01:16:53,020 --> 01:17:01,180
check failed so so you grab it and he notices that you grabbed it and um
861
01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:05,340
he's reeling back from having been hit in the head with with the glass
862
01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:12,140
and uh taking two strain and he says i think you owe me something
863
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:23,660
okay all right all right all right you know what i pay the i pay the 250
864
01:17:23,660 --> 01:17:32,220
i said fine i take out the 250 for my my my purse i give it to him your purse
865
01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:36,540
you have a purse my merch you get that
866
01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:46,860
how long have you had a purse well from one of my little uh batman belts you're telling i'm calling
867
01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:47,420
you get a purse
868
01:17:47,420 --> 01:17:53,100
it's a satchel it's a purse you said purse
869
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:55,900
andy you have all the
870
01:17:55,900 --> 01:18:03,820
you have 1100 credits no i don't well what do you have i've now i've got 650
871
01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:12,060
oh all right i bribed someone all right i bribed someone for 200 and then i lost 33 on roulette
872
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:16,780
so i was down to 900 before this okay
873
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:28,300
all right i didn't have all that down okay so so i just pay it i go okay fine i talked him down for his
874
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:34,060
his original 300 anyway to 250 yeah 250 so and you tried to
875
01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:38,620
and i think this is so serious growth sarn you're starting to learn
876
01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:49,660
we can be good we can be good good at buying drugs i'm buying drugs okay no one's dying all right
877
01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:52,300
that's all i want i don't want any more people to die
878
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:56,940
talk about this later not in front of the people that i almost that we almost killed
879
01:18:56,940 --> 01:19:00,940
i did kill drug dealers but that would draw attention to us
880
01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:04,860
well someone was in a robot battle fight
881
01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:07,500
or we're about battle uh
882
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:10,460
i'm not claiming to be any sort of moral authority
883
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:17,180
i'm just saying from my point of view we are trying to invade timo the hut
884
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:21,180
later on tonight i mean that's the plan i think um after we get
885
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:27,660
maybe don't say that so uh all right you're all right you're gonna invade timo the hut the drug
886
01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:32,860
dealer says no no no maybe no no
887
01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:40,220
that's not a very good idea he says wait what do you think about timo the hut
888
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:45,100
i think he's tough but fair well he's not fair he is tough
889
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:50,460
it sounds like you're getting a pretty raw deal my friend
890
01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:56,940
uh yeah i mean i do have to deal with people throwing bugs at me
891
01:19:56,940 --> 01:20:05,660
he yeah well yes but under a new under somebody else besides timo that probably wouldn't happen
892
01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:10,220
anymore it's because of timo that my friend here has become a drug addict
893
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:15,900
addict and is now throwing mugs at people he was working for him i mean that's a i think
894
01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:21,580
that's i think you and i have a common enemy i think you uh we have a common enemy i think you
895
01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:30,060
three should join our cause i mean can you sell me real i mean we just bought real off you so i don't
896
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:34,860
think so but we can work towards it then i we can i feel like maybe you can't help me like
897
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:42,460
like i got an idea timo the hut probably has a ton of real yes he sells it to me and you can have it
898
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:47,740
and you and sarn my friend here because he's probably gonna want some but we can divide it up and we can
899
01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:55,420
have it together all the real you would like do i look suicidal to you you did hit me in the face with
900
01:20:55,420 --> 01:21:01,100
the mug so yeah can i can i run a charm check or negotiation check to see if i can win this
901
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:13,180
argument here i'm running out of um sure yeah you can run a charm check uh let's say it's um daunting
902
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:25,820
what's that mean four very hard very very hard it's the only one i succeeded at yes
903
01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:29,420
but it's five threats
904
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:40,060
all right well the threat well what are the threats um well the threat is that he works directly for
905
01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:50,220
team of the hut um and so have i want him to my side with my charming speech
906
01:21:50,220 --> 01:22:02,780
yes he says he's like well perhaps we could do something um together i'm not sure what uh but let me
907
01:22:02,780 --> 01:22:07,500
tell you going into timo's palace is not going to be any sort of cake walk
908
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:16,060
i knew that going into this business do you know of a secret of an easier way in
909
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:22,780
uh well i can he i he would not be surprised if i came in
910
01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:30,460
would he wait what if you took us to him but let us kept our weapons on us
911
01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:35,740
that might be difficult but i like what you're thinking
912
01:22:35,740 --> 01:22:42,460
uh so like four difficult or three difficult no no no like
913
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:46,460
um
914
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:47,660
um
915
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:53,340
let's see oh you didn't turn on the
916
01:22:53,340 --> 01:23:01,500
the uh rope the crag oh no i didn't i'm recording on my side so hopefully it gets everything
917
01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:16,380
okay um okay yeah so he says yeah perhaps we can work on something uh yes i go i go into the palace
918
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:24,300
fairly often so he's not gonna be alarmed if i come in i don't know if i can vouch for you
919
01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:31,180
um especially with your weapon what if you take us in there like where your boundaries he we got a pretty
920
01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:33,980
substantial bounty on our head you just keep up
921
01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:38,540
whoa is that right what no he's on our
922
01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:41,420
this is a very dangerous plan
923
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:44,700
what kind of bounty are we talking about
924
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:54,940
the kind of body that you can have whatever you can have it once team turn us in with our weapons
925
01:23:55,900 --> 01:24:00,620
and you can have the bounty that team will gives you however if you want to turn us in without our
926
01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:05,900
weapons well you're gonna have a pretty tough time here bud and i whip out my gun just kind of as a threat
927
01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:06,860
all right
928
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:08,940
hey finally
929
01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:11,500
so listen just take
930
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:21,180
i'm just saying you can have the bounty
931
01:24:21,180 --> 01:24:26,700
drop us off take us in there vouch for us let our keep us our let us keep our guns and weapons on our
932
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:32,060
person you can keep the money you can get out of there and then or you can keep the money and then
933
01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:33,820
come in with us and take the rail
934
01:24:33,820 --> 01:24:40,060
this is a win-win-win i don't know what kind of bounty are we talking about here
935
01:24:40,060 --> 01:24:43,900
it's enough to set you up for life
936
01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:47,260
and all i have to do is capture i'm a pretty popular character
937
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:53,020
and judging by how much you drink it's not that long so
938
01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:56,460
um
939
01:24:56,460 --> 01:25:04,140
okay i am not going to be able to turn you in as a bounty with your weapons on you
940
01:25:04,140 --> 01:25:10,220
well that's all i have that's my idea what are you what do you guys got
941
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:13,980
so if we give you our weapons
942
01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:17,500
oh god i can't do that either
943
01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:24,780
if we give you the weapons
944
01:25:24,780 --> 01:25:32,940
then i mean i could get you guys through the front door i mean you're gonna have to pretend to be
945
01:25:32,940 --> 01:25:38,620
bounties but that might get you through the front door if you guys have a bounty on your heads like
946
01:25:38,620 --> 01:25:43,340
you're saying i don't see any other way you're getting in through the front door
947
01:25:43,340 --> 01:25:50,140
well why can't we keep our weapons then why can't you keep your weapons
948
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:53,900
yeah as bounties are going into the front door
949
01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:59,420
they're not going to let you in with weapons they're going to frisk us as soon as we get in
950
01:26:03,260 --> 01:26:06,300
good point so you won't have any weapons either then
951
01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:10,060
i can have weapons you are the bounties
952
01:26:10,060 --> 01:26:14,780
so if we give you our weapons you can lead us in and when
953
01:26:14,780 --> 01:26:20,220
shit hits the fan you'll toss us our weapons yeah i can do that
954
01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:28,860
all right side note guys all right let me talk about this with uh with my compadres
955
01:26:28,860 --> 01:26:36,860
all right guys what do you think we walk away we walk away to a different booth to talk
956
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:45,980
and mac please whisper don't yell i don't know what i think the hell is almost got you in trouble
957
01:26:45,980 --> 01:26:46,620
already today
958
01:26:46,620 --> 01:26:55,980
i think this is a horrible plan well what's your plan i don't have one it's still a horrible plan
959
01:26:55,980 --> 01:26:58,940
a horrible plan is better than no plan
960
01:27:00,140 --> 01:27:04,620
that's the best plan i can come up with listen i just turned a i just turned a guy that was mugging
961
01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:10,780
us literally mugging us into an ally let's be fair i was trying to mug him
962
01:27:10,780 --> 01:27:14,300
impressive
963
01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:19,420
do we have any allies in this city right now besides
964
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:21,420
i don't think
965
01:27:21,420 --> 01:27:23,420
i don't think so
966
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:26,300
um all right
967
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:32,300
i mean i it's not a bad idea
968
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:40,780
i mean there's like there's a good chance he'll just turn us over because he wants a stable
969
01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:42,780
job and team provides him
970
01:27:42,780 --> 01:27:47,020
despite the fact but then he won't get the reel that we promised him
971
01:27:47,020 --> 01:27:52,060
what about that what about that droid what about what about that droid we came in wait i got an
972
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:55,820
idea what if we hide the weapons inside you rack slot you know
973
01:27:56,620 --> 01:28:02,060
yeah that's not a character that happened with r2d2 and with the lightsaber in the third movie
974
01:28:02,060 --> 01:28:09,180
that was that was also not a blaster rifle three blaster right i don't need a blaster i just need my
975
01:28:09,180 --> 01:28:10,220
good old pistol
976
01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:18,140
i could perhaps hide one weapon small weapon in my armor but that's it
977
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:21,100
this is looking bad
978
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:27,340
but well rx you have a blaster that's like built into your arm right
979
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:29,420
no just no i thought you did
980
01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:32,540
no i just carried around okay gotcha
981
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:38,940
what if they they what if we have the guy take us in take two of us in and then one of us kind of like
982
01:28:39,740 --> 01:28:43,900
stays with the guy outside to kind of keep them i don't know keep them honest
983
01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:49,900
here here actually here's a here's a modification to the plan that i think where i would accept it
984
01:28:49,900 --> 01:28:56,460
he'd have to take he'd have to take one of us dressed as one of his guards one of his bodyguards
985
01:28:57,900 --> 01:29:04,780
armed would then presumably be allowed to stay armed and the other two of us could then also
986
01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:13,820
the one of the henchmen the one of us let's say sarn who's dressed as a as a guard or a henchman for
987
01:29:13,820 --> 01:29:21,180
the drug dealer could also be the one holding our weapons i like that idea yeah i like ideas
988
01:29:21,180 --> 01:29:28,860
i think mac should be the one to do it though because that's fine humans typically don't stick out as much
989
01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:37,260
affirmative i i do blend in i'm a master of disguises he is a smugglord i am both a smuggler and a diplomat
990
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:44,460
i could be other things you have failed at being a diplomat every single time uh
991
01:29:44,460 --> 01:29:49,980
every both who just talked you out of this i just talked you out of an argument here where
992
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:54,620
we almost got to shoot out whatever all right i like that plan let's roll
993
01:29:54,620 --> 01:30:00,780
all right so what am i doing
994
01:30:03,740 --> 01:30:11,180
all right we go back up to uh uh uh it wasn't zach star but star baths
995
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:12,220
star baths
996
01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:19,100
and i go all right one of us will play the role of your bodyguard
997
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:28,140
the bodyguard will hold the weapons you'll turn the other two you'll turn the other two in
998
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:30,540
to collect the bounty
999
01:30:30,540 --> 01:30:38,540
i don't i would not be collecting the full bounty if i'm only turning two of you in
1000
01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:45,020
we'll make sure you get the full bounty well it doesn't matter i mean even if you do not get the
1001
01:30:45,020 --> 01:30:50,780
full bounty there's still what his entire stockpile of real and any other riches that you may want to
1002
01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:59,420
salute then i become the most one and then i'm going to be no actually all the all the heat would be on us
1003
01:30:59,420 --> 01:31:02,700
in fact if you could even in the moment you know just run
1004
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:10,460
just get out of there but you would also have to start your whole new life
1005
01:31:13,900 --> 01:31:17,340
you would also have to full the people at the door
1006
01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:25,500
that they don't recognize your body are your body guard well they know they would recognize this but
1007
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:30,220
like your bodyguards they don't they don't like wear masks or helmets or anything like that i was
1008
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:35,900
thinking like java's those guys with whatever usually aqua-lish um
1009
01:31:36,860 --> 01:31:44,940
usually yes oh yeah when he went into java's palace or when lando went into java's palace he had the
1010
01:31:44,940 --> 01:31:46,860
helmet on yeah nobody recognized him
1011
01:31:46,860 --> 01:31:51,580
that is not an event i'm familiar with
1012
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:59,740
oh we were talking to god sorry oh not you um it's still going to be
1013
01:31:59,740 --> 01:32:09,420
a very difficult thing to do i think and it will be worth your time and effort
1014
01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:15,580
you can get out of this place start a new life or continue our old one
1015
01:32:15,580 --> 01:32:22,940
with lots of real i don't really care i would i would not be continuing my old one because i would
1016
01:32:22,940 --> 01:32:23,740
be quite wanted
1017
01:32:23,740 --> 01:32:30,860
who start a new life with enough money that
1018
01:32:30,860 --> 01:32:37,500
actually you would need to sell real you'll just do it because it's fun
1019
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:45,420
actually you will not be wanted because the in charge of the reign of timo the hutch will be ended
1020
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:52,780
he'll he will be discommunicated excommunicated from the hutch clans and his legacy
1021
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:57,180
will be destroyed and forgotten so you have not much to worry from the rest of the huts
1022
01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:02,140
now i'm confused why would timo be disgraced
1023
01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:05,820
timo seeks to usurp java
1024
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:10,060
now that is an interesting proposition
1025
01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:17,020
that we seek proof of this of this treachery then you don't need me
1026
01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:23,900
no we need you yes we do need a way into the palace that is what we need you for
1027
01:33:25,660 --> 01:33:31,740
then provide me the proof of this of this conspiracy as you say
1028
01:33:37,340 --> 01:33:41,260
i i i don't get the reference i made it i made an unintentional reference then it sounds like
1029
01:33:41,260 --> 01:33:47,500
no it was just because if we have to get the proof to convince this guy to help us and we have to
1030
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:52,700
convince this guy to help us in order to get the proof that is a catch-22 meaning it doesn't help us at
1031
01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:59,660
all in this right because because he's going to be one i'm going to be wanted if i bring you in there
1032
01:33:59,660 --> 01:34:04,060
and you gun down timo the hut oh that's not a good look
1033
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:09,740
if you if we gun down timo the hut then who's going to put a bounty on your head who's going to exactly
1034
01:34:09,740 --> 01:34:11,980
who's wanting you exactly here other huts
1035
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:21,980
well that's where we know that timo was gonna was going to go against java with a bunch of information
1036
01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:29,820
that we have that's at land and bay oric right now then i being unloaded from a ship called the lucky guess
1037
01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:35,820
then i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna need to i'm not just gonna take you at your word of that
1038
01:34:35,820 --> 01:34:39,500
i finally come to the lucky guess we shall show you
1039
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:42,140
okay
1040
01:34:42,140 --> 01:34:53,180
it just kind of you guys were taking a back by that so it's funny it seemed like you were oh yeah
1041
01:34:53,180 --> 01:35:01,820
back yeah okay uh all right let me let me get some guys and i'll meet you up there
1042
01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:13,020
all right this sounds like a good idea probably not but that's all we got all right so um
1043
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:19,580
he rounds up his guys from the the cantina there's two of them and then
1044
01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:26,460
uh one comes out from a space that you didn't see it was kind of in hiding there's three of them all together
1045
01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:33,820
yes good thing we didn't shoot him in the face and um starts to follow you
1046
01:35:33,820 --> 01:35:41,260
all right so then we just start going back to land and bay oric right you guys you guys leave the
1047
01:35:41,260 --> 01:35:48,220
the cantina yeah i look at zach thank you very much i apologize about the class
1048
01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:53,980
i hold my i hold my rifle i have my rifle i'm not holding it threateningly but i have not
1049
01:35:53,980 --> 01:35:58,700
holstered it or put it on my back either which makes sense you guys are sort of distrusting of
1050
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:08,780
oh i'm very scared uh and then and then the bartender says um to sarn because sarn apologized to him for
1051
01:36:08,780 --> 01:36:12,460
the glass throwing thing and he said and he says well what about that comment you made
1052
01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:22,300
about my pain oh yeah no i don't no no no that was that was star bass sun bass
1053
01:36:23,260 --> 01:36:31,980
sun bass it's a i think it's star bass star bass that was star bass it it was a funny comment oh
1054
01:36:31,980 --> 01:36:37,180
classic your penis you claim your penis was 11 what was it again
1055
01:36:37,180 --> 01:36:46,860
blurns you know like blurns ball uh 11 blurns the average length the average length of a penis for your
1056
01:36:46,860 --> 01:36:52,940
species is about 13 blurns so you do have in fact a small penis and you should
1057
01:36:52,940 --> 01:36:54,940
yeah i should make your roll a knowledge check for that
1058
01:36:54,940 --> 01:37:03,900
okay oh oh then i go and i give him the 10 for the drink that i bought for star bass
1059
01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:10,460
um where's knowledge what would i have to do outer rim uh it would be xenology
1060
01:37:10,460 --> 01:37:21,100
how hard is it uh it's it's just easy i mean it's it's it would be hard it would be well yes it is
1061
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:25,900
hard it's it's erect i mean it's in a table somewhere
1062
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:32,220
so is it what's the difficulty tiger oh i said easy
1063
01:37:32,220 --> 01:37:36,140
oh okay i was just riffing because andy said it was hard
1064
01:37:37,660 --> 01:37:41,180
oh okay so successful uh anything you want to do with the advantages
1065
01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:50,780
um it was it was so funny he didn't make me pay for that drink uh yeah actually i would like to use my
1066
01:37:50,780 --> 01:37:55,580
advantages um if i could to make star bass laugh or chuckle
1067
01:37:57,980 --> 01:38:03,740
okay that's that's fair uh star bass laughs and chuckles and your friendship meter goes up by one
1068
01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:11,260
one blur there's a meter there's always a meter where's this meter been for me
1069
01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:16,380
everybody hates me as soon as i walk in the building yeah it really makes you wonder
1070
01:38:17,580 --> 01:38:24,380
it's that buster it's very fetching yeah that's why everyone hates you
1071
01:38:24,380 --> 01:38:31,020
is because they ain't you all right so uh as you guys walk out of the cantina
1072
01:38:31,020 --> 01:38:38,140
um mac again oh no it was sorry last time bumps into a familiar looking kubas
1073
01:38:40,620 --> 01:38:47,100
or kubas that's the same guy as he walks into the cantina and gives you sort of a shifty eye
1074
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:54,860
i turned to our new friend star bass and say do you know who that is oh yeah i know who that is
1075
01:38:54,860 --> 01:38:59,820
does he work for team oh yeah absolutely
1076
01:38:59,820 --> 01:39:08,860
we should probably kill him i turned to start we should probably kill him when like right now
1077
01:39:08,860 --> 01:39:12,540
out
1078
01:39:12,540 --> 01:39:18,540
uh okay i'm i'm game with that mac you're the one that wants to be peaceful all the damn time
1079
01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:25,660
our moral center is frozen why don't we talk to him see what he wants he works for team oh he's
1080
01:39:25,660 --> 01:39:31,340
going to turn us in i got an idea why don't we take his clothes why don't we just
1081
01:39:31,340 --> 01:39:34,540
shoot wait why would taking his clothes out he would just
1082
01:39:35,420 --> 01:39:38,940
we can use it we can use it the snake into timo's palace
1083
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:41,340
well then we have to take his clothes and kill him
1084
01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:43,740
make neck and knock him out
1085
01:39:43,740 --> 01:39:48,460
he's not gonna be knocked out for 24 space hours
1086
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:55,660
i mean and are we gonna take 24 space hours to get in there we gotta get rx's armor
1087
01:39:55,660 --> 01:40:00,380
listen let me just go i'll i'll talk to him and i'll
1088
01:40:00,380 --> 01:40:06,780
club him on the head and he'll knock out we won't have to kill anybody you know
1089
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:13,260
let's just try to and if he turns out let's let's just talk to him and if it turns out he's a jerk
1090
01:40:13,260 --> 01:40:18,700
then yeah we can kill him all right he's a bad guy i'm not opposed to killing bad guys i just don't
1091
01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:22,140
want to kill every single person we come across and draw attention to ourselves i mean
1092
01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:28,380
just a just a good a good clubbing you know all right you better go clear this with zach
1093
01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:37,660
the bartender why do i have to clear with him make sure he doesn't call the police
1094
01:40:37,660 --> 01:40:40,940
fair enough i'm good friends with zach zach my friend
1095
01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:46,620
i move over to the bar can you can you clear me up where are you guys at i have no idea because you
1096
01:40:46,620 --> 01:40:47,980
guys you guys you guys
1097
01:40:52,620 --> 01:41:05,580
okay and so hold on i'm trying to find i think i might have this guy in here
1098
01:41:05,580 --> 01:41:13,820
i do okay so you so you guys are outside you guys are outside right now and so mac mac walked back inside
1099
01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:23,180
well can can we be like in this little front patio area here yeah where my character's at sure
1100
01:41:23,180 --> 01:41:24,940
okay yeah
1101
01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:32,620
all right so i go up and why why first i look at the bartender and i go how much for you to keep your
1102
01:41:32,620 --> 01:41:39,900
mouth keep silent if i uh knock this guy out uh that guy over there and he he points over at
1103
01:41:39,900 --> 01:41:45,900
um the kubaz and he's sitting at the end of the table just now he's looking at you
1104
01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:51,740
yeah i'm trying to be very discreet so i'm not yelling right now i'm just talking under my voice
1105
01:41:51,740 --> 01:42:00,540
to zach i mean to zach yeah uh you know i don't know much about that guy he doesn't really speak basic
1106
01:42:00,540 --> 01:42:10,220
he kind of just speaks in like whizzes and whirs kind of um but you know he's been in here before i
1107
01:42:10,220 --> 01:42:13,980
think he might be well i think he might be connected all right well he's been following us
1108
01:42:13,980 --> 01:42:15,900
matt matt
1109
01:42:15,900 --> 01:42:20,380
in front i just need what what race he is
1110
01:42:20,380 --> 01:42:24,700
ask zach what race that guy is what
1111
01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:32,220
what race is that guy he's a kubaz oh that's right that was stupid i apologize
1112
01:42:32,220 --> 01:42:39,580
sorry my my friend asked me a weird question through my i your communicator well listen he's
1113
01:42:39,580 --> 01:42:50,140
yeah yeah you know it's sometimes anyway let's forget about that um so listen i i'm gonna go talk to him
1114
01:42:50,140 --> 01:42:55,980
but there's a very potential he's a watto no that's not it why did it do that i clicked the wrong one
1115
01:42:55,980 --> 01:43:05,660
that's the most racist one of the bunch uh i was gonna say i was gonna say greek but i guess the same thing
1116
01:43:05,660 --> 01:43:12,540
all right so i'm gonna go talk to that guy it might not go over well listen zach i like you
1117
01:43:12,540 --> 01:43:16,940
you've been really good to us all night you've taken our money and you've been very cool with us
1118
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:21,020
even though my friend threw a lot of mugs i don't want to cause any trouble in your bar
1119
01:43:21,020 --> 01:43:25,820
we're just gonna knock this guy out um and i'll take him outside throw him in the back you know in the bushes
1120
01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:29,340
you're just gonna start knocking people out in my bar i can't have that
1121
01:43:29,340 --> 01:43:36,060
i'll pay you i thought you said it wasn't your bar well i mean i work you're outside
1122
01:43:40,940 --> 01:43:51,180
i think you didn't make up the prices
1123
01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:59,020
listen i'm not gonna knock him out i'm gonna talk to him but i think he works for team of the hut we're
1124
01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:05,980
not very popular with timo right now and i don't want i would like to give you the chance to give you
1125
01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:10,140
some money to keep quiet about it while we knock him out and steal his clothes
1126
01:44:10,140 --> 01:44:17,740
and ste you want to knock this guy out and steal his clothes i don't know that i can sign off on that
1127
01:44:17,740 --> 01:44:24,140
you won't even be in here that long we'll you'll be outside you'll be fine what do i have to do to
1128
01:44:24,140 --> 01:44:32,300
make this do i have to pay me what do i have to do to make this happen what pay me how much do you want
1129
01:44:33,580 --> 01:44:36,460
um 300 credits
1130
01:44:36,460 --> 01:44:39,820
i'll give you 200
1131
01:44:39,820 --> 01:44:43,660
roll a negotiation check
1132
01:44:43,660 --> 01:44:56,700
definitely two right it's it's two but upgrade one of the um one of the purples to a red
1133
01:44:58,300 --> 01:44:59,980
so one purple one red right
1134
01:44:59,980 --> 01:45:06,380
and so downgrade one purple so only one purple one red yeah
1135
01:45:06,380 --> 01:45:10,460
all right
1136
01:45:10,460 --> 01:45:15,180
uh check failed uh but one advantage
1137
01:45:15,180 --> 01:45:18,460
all right um
1138
01:45:21,420 --> 01:45:26,140
what's the difference yeah what's the difference let's split the difference
1139
01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:31,260
split the difference that sounds like yeah it sounds like you
1140
01:45:31,260 --> 01:45:35,420
okay 275
1141
01:45:35,420 --> 01:45:38,140
all right
1142
01:45:40,140 --> 01:45:46,700
275 275 i'm gonna go take the garbage out for 10 minutes
1143
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:49,020
all right
1144
01:45:49,020 --> 01:45:56,060
so i walk up to the uh to the the kubas and i have my hand on my gun just in case but i go
1145
01:45:56,060 --> 01:45:58,860
how's it going sir what are you uh
1146
01:45:58,860 --> 01:46:01,420
i've also re-entered the bar and
1147
01:46:02,220 --> 01:46:05,900
to translate yes i am approaching oh
1148
01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:07,740
i forgot i didn't understand this guy
1149
01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:12,620
so you've approached him
1150
01:46:12,620 --> 01:46:15,180
yeah i've approached him
1151
01:46:15,180 --> 01:46:21,420
i'm taking uh star bass to the
1152
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:22,620
the
1153
01:46:22,620 --> 01:46:22,620
the
1154
01:46:22,620 --> 01:46:26,780
lucky guys okay so you guys have already left
1155
01:46:26,780 --> 01:46:29,500
yeah okay
1156
01:46:29,500 --> 01:46:33,340
um
1157
01:46:33,340 --> 01:46:34,620
all right
1158
01:46:34,620 --> 01:46:37,820
so so you approached the kubas
1159
01:46:37,820 --> 01:46:44,620
and um you talked to him and you said what i forgot ask her
1160
01:46:44,620 --> 01:46:49,100
i turned to rex ask our friend here why he's been following us all day
1161
01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:56,140
yeah that's basically the sounds
1162
01:46:56,140 --> 01:47:01,500
um and he says you look awfully familiar
1163
01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:07,740
he says we look awfully familiar yes
1164
01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:13,660
tell tell him we don't know why he we look familiar to him
1165
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:15,660
uh we're just
1166
01:47:15,660 --> 01:47:20,940
we're just two honest we're just three unassuming guys
1167
01:47:21,660 --> 01:47:24,700
not familiar to anyone if someone knows what he's what's good for him
1168
01:47:24,700 --> 01:47:27,500
uh
1169
01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:29,580
the kubas says
1170
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:31,500
he
1171
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:36,060
he he pulls up he pulls up his
1172
01:47:36,060 --> 01:47:44,460
his wrists and above the wrist floats uh three heads that look just like yours because they are yours
1173
01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:46,060
yes
1174
01:47:46,060 --> 01:47:48,860
all right so i don't even
1175
01:47:48,860 --> 01:47:50,540
i don't even try to do anything i just kind of point at it
1176
01:47:50,540 --> 01:47:52,140
yes
1177
01:47:52,140 --> 01:47:57,180
so i walk up very i walk up very calmly to him like listen friend you're you're
1178
01:47:57,180 --> 01:48:01,020
misunderstanding things and i pull up my gun and i club them on the head
1179
01:48:01,020 --> 01:48:03,020
okay that's gonna be
1180
01:48:03,660 --> 01:48:12,060
and then i'm gonna be in athletics no it will be a brawl check brawl check i haven't had to do that yet that's cool i don't think anyone has to
1181
01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:18,460
well it's gonna be hold on how do we do this difficulty
1182
01:48:18,460 --> 01:48:22,700
melee checks are always average
1183
01:48:24,300 --> 01:48:28,220
and it's gonna be your ability is equal to
1184
01:48:28,220 --> 01:48:32,540
i think it just hold on does it say it oh it does say brawl
1185
01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:36,460
so brawl against yeah there's a brawl one okay
1186
01:48:36,460 --> 01:48:41,020
um brawl against two difficulty
1187
01:48:41,020 --> 01:48:43,180
okay
1188
01:48:43,180 --> 01:48:49,100
okay so
1189
01:48:49,100 --> 01:48:53,180
what's the damage of that
1190
01:48:53,180 --> 01:48:59,900
that would be um two two successes
1191
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:05,980
hold on i'm gonna have to look this up
1192
01:49:05,980 --> 01:49:10,060
because we have not done
1193
01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:11,740
i've never clubbed a guy with my gun before
1194
01:49:11,740 --> 01:49:13,900
it's so peaceful
1195
01:49:13,900 --> 01:49:19,660
i don't know how to do
1196
01:49:19,660 --> 01:49:25,340
oh it would be like mine what is your what is your damn yeah it would be fists
1197
01:49:25,340 --> 01:49:28,140
whatever but he used this gun
1198
01:49:29,340 --> 01:49:33,900
okay i i don't know that they have like a pistol whipping damage in here
1199
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:37,020
why the
1200
01:49:37,020 --> 01:49:37,740
fuck not
1201
01:49:37,740 --> 01:49:44,140
well they have a melee oh here improvised weapons
1202
01:49:44,140 --> 01:49:49,180
yeah i got it okay it's a small improvised weapon
1203
01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:51,980
so it's plus one damage
1204
01:49:55,820 --> 01:50:09,020
is that how that works that can't be sometimes any attack roll
1205
01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:16,220
okay
1206
01:50:16,220 --> 01:50:21,980
okay that doesn't that seems worse than just having punched him
1207
01:50:21,980 --> 01:50:28,300
what is your damage for fists handy
1208
01:50:28,300 --> 01:50:32,940
mine is two plus one per success
1209
01:50:32,940 --> 01:50:35,500
plus one per success
1210
01:50:35,500 --> 01:50:37,180
all right so
1211
01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:39,260
we'll do that
1212
01:50:39,260 --> 01:50:47,100
for this so what you got like four so it would be two yeah two plus two so it'd be four damage
1213
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:50,620
no it would be three because he got one success
1214
01:50:50,620 --> 01:50:55,660
oh right right right so three damage
1215
01:50:55,660 --> 01:50:57,340
um
1216
01:50:57,340 --> 01:51:00,300
all right so you do three damage to him
1217
01:51:02,300 --> 01:51:03,660
and now you enter combat
1218
01:51:03,660 --> 01:51:07,740
i feel like that should have knocked him out
1219
01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:10,780
uh no it just does damage
1220
01:51:10,780 --> 01:51:14,300
that's not how it works in the movies
1221
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:16,460
is a
1222
01:51:16,460 --> 01:51:16,460
is a
1223
01:51:16,460 --> 01:51:18,300
bullshit uh
1224
01:51:18,300 --> 01:51:20,940
well i guess that's true but i've already decided
1225
01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:23,580
um so then uh
1226
01:51:23,580 --> 01:51:23,900
uh
1227
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:27,260
i guess it would be damn i guess it would be in combat then
1228
01:51:27,260 --> 01:51:36,540
i mean can i get a bonus to my perception i mean like my uh initiative here because like i'm standing here with my gun
1229
01:51:36,540 --> 01:51:40,060
drawn like watching not seeing this guy get knocked out
1230
01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:41,500
um
1231
01:51:41,500 --> 01:51:46,460
i feel like i'd be the first to respond he also just got hit in the head really hard so i feel like
1232
01:51:46,460 --> 01:51:49,820
there's no way he's beating me on initiative okay so
1233
01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:57,100
i buy that i don't know if that's in the rules but i will have him do so that would be vigilance
1234
01:51:57,100 --> 01:52:02,780
he'll take us he'll take a setback for why you said and you can have a boost for why you said
1235
01:52:02,780 --> 01:52:10,140
and i do cool because i'm expecting this yeah and the same for
1236
01:52:10,140 --> 01:52:11,340
uh mac
1237
01:52:11,340 --> 01:52:14,380
and when we do this we don't
1238
01:52:14,380 --> 01:52:14,940
try to
1239
01:52:14,940 --> 01:52:16,940
do we
1240
01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:24,540
um yeah so if you go do you see the chat tab that we're in right now it's the combat tracker which is the next one
1241
01:52:24,540 --> 01:52:29,900
all right so cool who did you get that it's the tabs on the right
1242
01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:33,180
usually you're in the chat tab
1243
01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:37,660
oh come on he got yeah and then go over to
1244
01:52:37,660 --> 01:52:38,540
what am i rolling
1245
01:52:38,540 --> 01:52:39,980
um
1246
01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:42,060
the what are you rolling
1247
01:52:42,060 --> 01:52:49,740
do you see that you're in the encounter cool right yeah cool right yeah and a boost
1248
01:52:49,740 --> 01:52:52,300
oh
1249
01:52:52,300 --> 01:52:55,180
oh
1250
01:52:55,180 --> 01:52:57,420
you can go you can you can go first
1251
01:52:57,420 --> 01:53:02,140
yeah
1252
01:53:02,140 --> 01:53:08,140
well this is one hard to be fucking spy because he's got a metal plate on his head
1253
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:10,220
i mean
1254
01:53:10,220 --> 01:53:15,820
all right so i i whack him again i'm surprised i'm like what the
1255
01:53:15,820 --> 01:53:17,420
thing
1256
01:53:17,420 --> 01:53:22,300
okay um i'm gonna
1257
01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:28,300
roll oh and that's just initiative you're gonna be rolling brawl roll brawl again
1258
01:53:29,340 --> 01:53:33,260
uh but i'm gonna flip a light side for you
1259
01:53:33,260 --> 01:53:34,940
um
1260
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:35,900
uh-huh
1261
01:53:35,900 --> 01:53:39,580
and say upgrade one of your
1262
01:53:39,580 --> 01:53:42,780
one of your greens to um a yellow
1263
01:53:42,780 --> 01:53:45,260
oh
1264
01:53:45,260 --> 01:53:50,300
because you're gonna swing harder this time just based based on adrenaline you're just gonna
1265
01:53:50,300 --> 01:53:51,340
swing harder
1266
01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:57,340
all right so i switched uh took out a green and added the yellow is that what you said yep
1267
01:53:58,140 --> 01:54:01,260
and then just two different still still still two difficulty yes
1268
01:54:01,260 --> 01:54:11,340
okay all right so two successes that's two and then andy you said plus two
1269
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:19,580
for the fists it's plus one for six for success so it's two plus it's it's
1270
01:54:20,860 --> 01:54:25,340
it's two one plus one damage per success okay so this would be four then
1271
01:54:25,340 --> 01:54:36,460
no it would be yeah he got two successes okay uh so four damage
1272
01:54:36,460 --> 01:54:39,260
to the kubas
1273
01:54:39,260 --> 01:54:46,060
uh no that's not what i meant oh he just disappeared that's not what i meant
1274
01:54:46,060 --> 01:54:48,860
oh
1275
01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:50,860
oh
1276
01:54:50,860 --> 01:54:57,660
no that was an accident okay
1277
01:54:57,660 --> 01:55:01,260
did you hit him in diverspace all right so you did you did more damage on him
1278
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:03,420
all right
1279
01:55:03,420 --> 01:55:05,740
um
1280
01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:14,140
he maneuvers he takes two maneuvers away so that would be that would cost him a
1281
01:55:14,140 --> 01:55:18,700
a strain and he moves into medium range into the back of the bar
1282
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:23,180
and with his action um he radios
1283
01:55:23,180 --> 01:55:25,340
um
1284
01:55:25,340 --> 01:55:26,380
um
1285
01:55:26,380 --> 01:55:31,100
that's ending his turn he makes a radio and you can't hear what he's saying
1286
01:55:31,100 --> 01:55:37,180
rex if you want to blast him now you can go ahead
1287
01:55:37,180 --> 01:55:41,660
um
1288
01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:41,660
um
1289
01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:45,100
i move into close range and take aim for the strain
1290
01:55:45,100 --> 01:55:50,700
uh-oh whatever my strain is plus one okay let me let me do that otherwise i don't forget
1291
01:55:51,580 --> 01:55:56,380
all right three all right and then i shoot my blaster rifle at him
1292
01:55:56,380 --> 01:55:58,220
well
1293
01:55:58,220 --> 01:56:04,380
well if i may interject sorry yeah if you got your blaster rifle you don't need to move close
1294
01:56:05,980 --> 01:56:12,300
um it does make the difficulty easier doesn't it yes okay all right so there's still a point to doing so
1295
01:56:12,620 --> 01:56:15,500
i i would draw my statement
1296
01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:17,100
all right
1297
01:56:17,100 --> 01:56:17,900
instead of uh
1298
01:56:17,900 --> 01:56:23,820
yeah i would say he did he wouldn't have to take a strain if he didn't want to then that's all right
1299
01:56:23,820 --> 01:56:25,260
oh i don't mind
1300
01:56:25,260 --> 01:56:29,260
he loves strain yeah i'm not addicted to a robot
1301
01:56:29,260 --> 01:56:32,460
no i'm also not addicted to real i can rest
1302
01:56:32,460 --> 01:56:33,740
yeah so
1303
01:56:33,740 --> 01:56:34,620
oh
1304
01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:36,620
oh
1305
01:56:36,620 --> 01:56:37,180
blow blow
1306
01:56:37,180 --> 01:56:42,060
blow blow doesn't it doesn't matter you don't have a penis or do you we don't know
1307
01:56:42,060 --> 01:56:44,780
nobody knows
1308
01:56:44,780 --> 01:56:49,500
uh okay so i just did 11 damage
1309
01:56:49,500 --> 01:56:56,060
uh no critical wait wait so nine plus two okay
1310
01:56:56,620 --> 01:57:02,300
the damage is correct all right all right that's uh so 11 damage
1311
01:57:02,300 --> 01:57:07,260
okay so he does take
1312
01:57:07,260 --> 01:57:11,500
yeah he's incapacitated
1313
01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:16,460
so he's not he did well i mean
1314
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:17,420
he's dead or he's incapacitated
1315
01:57:17,420 --> 01:57:24,540
he doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't really matter yeah yeah he's dead you guys got him enough he's
1316
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:26,540
dead it's just it's just fake
1317
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:30,860
it's vague in the book about whether or not characters are
1318
01:57:30,860 --> 01:57:32,860
but um
1319
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:32,860
um
1320
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:36,940
he's dead he's dead it's just up to you whether or not you want to be
1321
01:57:36,940 --> 01:57:40,380
right i i'm fine with having him be dead good shot
1322
01:57:40,380 --> 01:57:48,140
is there any way i can um i can try to grab his radio and figure out who he was communicating with
1323
01:57:50,220 --> 01:57:57,340
um you could take a look at it uh i i'm not i'd have to be convinced on how you would know where
1324
01:57:57,340 --> 01:57:58,540
where what it's coming from
1325
01:57:58,540 --> 01:58:04,220
yeah i don't really know how star wars radios work so that's a hard thing to mechanically know
1326
01:58:04,220 --> 01:58:10,700
um yeah for sure but i i'm willing to listen to some logic and i don't know try like plug into it i
1327
01:58:10,700 --> 01:58:17,500
don't know try like plug into the radio and like i don't know ping the location of of whatever it was last
1328
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:25,180
talking to and get some sort of address uh that would be let's say that's a mechanics let's say that's a mechanics check
1329
01:58:26,060 --> 01:58:33,740
and we'll make that a hard mechanics check okay i mean i kind of know where this was where i think he was calling anyway but
1330
01:58:33,740 --> 01:58:42,780
nope not even close you have five advantages well i got five advantages it's a lot of advantages
1331
01:58:42,780 --> 01:58:50,700
um uh the radio still works and i can keep it okay like a police scanner
1332
01:58:52,940 --> 01:58:58,060
yeah yeah sure yeah i could passively listen to it maybe or something okay it didn't get damaged when
1333
01:58:58,060 --> 01:59:03,020
he get when he got him that's my that's what i want to use my advantage okay
1334
01:59:03,020 --> 01:59:08,700
i will allow that i stole it on my person then did you say in your purse
1335
01:59:08,700 --> 01:59:11,900
on my person oh i was gonna say do you all
1336
01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:23,660
okay all right well well well that's a good place to end um you've you've killed this person
1337
01:59:23,660 --> 01:59:31,660
uh the bartender comes back i killed him i'm saying oh lordy and then um yeah you guys are done in here
1338
01:59:31,660 --> 01:59:37,500
oh we're okay oh i guess you don't know if i don't know if we're done but you have just killed the kubas
1339
01:59:39,500 --> 01:59:43,900
we at least carry him out to honor the bartender like we might still steal his clothes or something
1340
01:59:43,900 --> 01:59:48,700
but we're at least carrying his corpse i'm carrying his corpse over my shoulder out of the bar i have
1341
01:59:48,700 --> 01:59:56,620
an idea for one of your advantages um on on his on his radio you can see that he has his name engraved
1342
01:59:56,620 --> 01:59:59,020
in it and it says thweak
1343
01:59:59,020 --> 02:00:05,180
okay okay um we know that name guys
1344
02:00:05,180 --> 02:00:09,180
like the week no it doesn't anyone told us that name
1345
02:00:09,180 --> 02:00:12,220
ever come up no it does not ring a bell
1346
02:00:12,220 --> 02:00:16,940
but okay so we're stopping there then yeah
1347
02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:21,980
okay um what about experience from the last battle at the game
1348
02:00:24,140 --> 02:00:32,220
uh we can do like i said it'd be like every other um since this is we didn't do i did i did so that's
1349
02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:33,420
i was i was about to finish
1350
02:00:33,420 --> 02:00:38,940
well i said you said that last um we'll do we'll do 10 points this week
1351
02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:45,980
okay and then let's let's spend those next week just think about it and then if you guys got if you
1352
02:00:45,980 --> 02:00:52,620
guys got questions reach out to me what go ahead do you have a total for me then that i can write down
1353
02:00:52,620 --> 02:00:58,700
do you have my whole level yeah let me write down this week's five three
1354
02:00:58,700 --> 02:01:04,460
plus 10 and i have i have for you
1355
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:11,740
i have you had 10 before so you'd have 20 all together
1356
02:01:13,740 --> 02:01:18,780
no i'm sorry no this this was before you got the perception and range heavy so actually you're at
1357
02:01:18,780 --> 02:01:23,100
zero okay cool that's fine all right so now i'm just at 10. yeah
1358
02:01:23,100 --> 02:01:27,900
somewhere okay do you have it for the rest of us too yeah
1359
02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:33,740
uh so this puts mac at 20 total
1360
02:01:36,380 --> 02:01:45,500
this puts sarn at 30 total holy crap and 10 total for rx
1361
02:01:45,500 --> 02:01:53,900
i just i found the experience log yeah i just found it too i was
1362
02:01:53,900 --> 02:02:01,980
oh i already created the makeshift one yeah i know write it down yeah yeah i can i can send you
1363
02:02:01,980 --> 02:02:08,380
i can send you my notes if that would help i've already logged it we're good oh okay real quick
1364
02:02:08,380 --> 02:02:13,100
since i upgraded since i upgraded range
1365
02:02:13,100 --> 02:02:18,380
i upgraded my range right you have all right so you're well-rounded got you
1366
02:02:18,380 --> 02:02:25,260
career uh career skills range heavy and athletics and then i have you
1367
02:02:25,260 --> 02:02:36,460
and then i have you at perception upgraded and range heavy upgraded okay that was the last thing
1368
02:02:36,460 --> 02:02:41,020
that you did that was the last time we got experience yeah all right i have i do have i do
1369
02:02:41,020 --> 02:02:48,540
have both of those recorded so we're good all right good that's like the one thing i i did well enough
1370
02:02:48,540 --> 02:02:52,700
keeping track of all the other stuff like credits and stuff i kind of lost i lost track
1371
02:02:52,700 --> 02:02:56,700
although it should help having the recordings now i can always go back
1372
02:02:56,700 --> 02:03:08,220
down to the beach i'm strolling to the birds poking my head
1373
02:03:10,220 --> 02:03:18,140
not fun thank you all right uh and then yeah take a look at that over the week send me some texts if
1374
02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:24,060
you're confused about some stuff on how to spend your experience points but let's try not to spend an hour
1375
02:03:24,060 --> 02:03:32,380
next week doing experience points um keep it to like a half hour if we can i don't remember where we were
1376
02:03:32,380 --> 02:03:37,660
last time we did it but if we do if if we do it's not a big deal
1377
02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:41,580
all right
1378
02:03:41,580 --> 02:03:46,620
good night guys all right have a wonderful night
1379
02:03:46,620 --> 02:03:55,340
tiger uh um i'll uh i'll send you this png um maybe in the probably sometime in the next two days
1380
02:03:55,340 --> 02:04:01,340
yeah it sounds good thank you um i want to put a background on it i just want to put the song turbo
1381
02:04:01,340 --> 02:04:07,180
in there in the right font but then i'll send it to you okay um you don't have to do the font i because
1382
02:04:07,180 --> 02:04:11,900
because i kind of do the fonts a lot so if that's you know however you want to do that yeah i guess that's
1383
02:04:11,900 --> 02:04:16,860
that's easier for you i can just yeah i do want to put a background on it it'll be something very
1384
02:04:16,860 --> 02:04:21,820
simple but just something other than white so yeah can you give me both with and without the background
1385
02:04:21,820 --> 02:04:26,140
when you do i was going to put it as a separate separate layer so okay it should be easy enough
1386
02:04:26,140 --> 02:04:29,180
okay uh i just don't know how you would export it as a separate layer
1387
02:04:30,300 --> 02:04:34,860
i turn i can deactivate a layer and oh yeah like that would be yeah so that's exactly the way to
1388
02:04:34,860 --> 02:04:38,860
do it i just wasn't sure you if you were going to try to give it to me in a multi-layer thing i
1389
02:04:38,860 --> 02:04:43,180
guess a pdf you could do with multiple layers no no i'm not going to try to give it to you
1390
02:04:43,180 --> 02:04:50,060
i'll give you two separate images one with if you if you can export if you can export a psd i can take
1391
02:04:50,060 --> 02:04:55,420
that too and then you don't have to do separate separate layers i mean let me see or separate exports
1392
02:04:56,780 --> 02:05:01,580
that's a photoshop file that let me see what can i do so it's not uncommon
1393
02:05:01,580 --> 02:05:01,900
share
1394
02:05:01,900 --> 02:05:08,140
see the thing is i just don't even think i can pick a file type
1395
02:05:08,140 --> 02:05:15,260
i mean this is an ipad app it's not that crazy complicated like i i have used i have used that
1396
02:05:15,260 --> 02:05:19,980
uh apple or i mean ios apps that had psd export
1397
02:05:21,340 --> 02:05:25,900
but my share functionality is the only way to actually export an image what app are you using
1398
02:05:25,900 --> 02:05:32,940
oh you're using autocad or autodesk it's auto it's auto does sketch something um and
1399
02:05:34,940 --> 02:05:39,900
i like it and i think i said i think it puts out pngs i think that's the only thing it puts out
1400
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:48,220
i at least i don't know how to how to change the file type i don't think i can
1401
02:05:48,220 --> 02:05:57,420
well i can rename the document i wonder if i could if i could but but i just give it a different extension
1402
02:05:57,420 --> 02:06:04,940
i doubt that i doubt that's gonna work yeah um you said when i autodesk what's it called autodesk what
1403
02:06:04,940 --> 02:06:09,900
sketchbook i think that's sketchbook yeah that sounds right yes
1404
02:06:22,940 --> 02:06:31,180
there is there's yeah there looks to be oh it looks like it's a pro feature do you not pay for it
1405
02:06:31,180 --> 02:06:34,940
i might have no no it just says psd i thought it said pro
1406
02:06:34,940 --> 02:06:38,940
it says that you can before saving your sketch
1407
02:06:38,940 --> 02:06:42,620
install and launch dropbox
1408
02:06:42,620 --> 02:06:51,260
save your sketch to the gallery in the toolbar select a saving option here i can send this to
1409
02:06:51,260 --> 02:06:52,700
you i don't know if this is gonna help at all
1410
02:06:52,700 --> 02:07:02,620
oh but you're gonna oh yeah i found it i found it i found it i can do it okay
1411
02:07:02,620 --> 02:07:08,540
cool yeah yeah i forgot i didn't even think about doing a psd file if you send me a psd file that's
1412
02:07:08,540 --> 02:07:13,980
that's the best what do you so that's so that like that would have all the different layers and stuff
1413
02:07:14,940 --> 02:07:20,220
yeah yeah yeah if i um if i ever for any of these characters i was gonna do it for this one i just
1414
02:07:20,220 --> 02:07:27,180
forgot um do a recording would also have that which would be kind of fun what like a video
1415
02:07:27,180 --> 02:07:32,620
of the sketch in progress oh that'd be that'd be super cool i don't i don't know what i don't know
1416
02:07:32,620 --> 02:07:33,900
if that's in the psd or not
1417
02:07:36,460 --> 02:07:42,380
but yeah i can do i can do i can record time lapses with this that's cool uh so you guys could
1418
02:07:42,380 --> 02:07:46,700
see you guys could see the characters being made essentially yeah i've seen those online they're
1419
02:07:46,700 --> 02:07:52,620
pretty cool yeah they're fun uh well definitely what also what i'd want from you more so than uh
1420
02:07:52,620 --> 02:07:58,220
the others is to make sure it meets your your standards because i know this matters to you um
1421
02:07:59,500 --> 02:08:04,860
uh and uh and you can be honest with me so yeah i think i think as as i sort of talk to people
1422
02:08:04,860 --> 02:08:12,060
separately one thing that we were worried about is um feedback because obviously it'd be easier to
1423
02:08:12,060 --> 02:08:18,140
shit on someone that's not in the game you know what i mean or criticize them or boss them around
1424
02:08:18,140 --> 02:08:24,220
stuff like that sure so i know that that doesn't bother you but i don't know that everyone else is as
1425
02:08:24,220 --> 02:08:29,180
comfortable giving as maybe you would be receiving criticism i know you can do it though
1426
02:08:29,180 --> 02:08:36,700
yeah um but just as a heads up that that was sort of one thing that that we were
1427
02:08:36,700 --> 02:08:44,220
we're um talking about i mean you and andy are i think are perfectly capable of giving me
1428
02:08:44,220 --> 02:08:49,660
shit and so i have a feeling this is that won't be hard um and it's fine who doesn't want to give
1429
02:08:49,660 --> 02:08:55,180
me feedback and he doesn't have to give me feedback well it wasn't it wasn't just booze so that's clear
1430
02:08:55,740 --> 02:09:02,220
but yeah andy's andy was worried about giving me feedback yeah i mean we all i think i think it's
1431
02:09:02,220 --> 02:09:07,980
tough to give someone to give someone feedback on something that they're trying a lot on oh well
1432
02:09:07,980 --> 02:09:16,860
i'm trying somewhat yeah and to to ask for something that you're doing for free basically
1433
02:09:17,900 --> 02:09:23,900
i mean it's it's just easier to buy someone around if you guys if you guys don't want to do it for free
1434
02:09:23,900 --> 02:09:27,420
you guys could all chip in and buy me a new apple pencil since i'm using this shitty thing
1435
02:09:27,420 --> 02:09:31,660
what happened to your apple pencil just stopped working oh
1436
02:09:31,660 --> 02:09:38,060
oh that that would only be 30 bucks a person yeah
1437
02:09:40,380 --> 02:09:46,700
take it under advisement uh you can wait to see the first couple before you make a decision how
1438
02:09:46,700 --> 02:09:53,740
about that okay um but um it certainly would make this easier this pencil fucking sucks yeah the apple
1439
02:09:53,740 --> 02:09:58,540
pencil is really good i know i'm sad that mine broke i called them to try to get a replacement they're
1440
02:09:58,540 --> 02:10:03,180
like you're gonna have to pay full prices well it is kind of i mean at this point it was like six
1441
02:10:03,180 --> 02:10:07,660
years old isn't it yeah but it was like i don't know i guess i kind of thought they'd warranty for
1442
02:10:07,660 --> 02:10:14,300
longer because like i didn't do anything to it right it was fine i bought mine because i lost mine and
1443
02:10:14,300 --> 02:10:19,500
i bought another one and i bought it off amazon refurbished or something and it was cheaper it was not
1444
02:10:19,500 --> 02:10:25,340
30 bucks but it was like i think it was like 30 bucks off i think i spent 100 instead of 130
1445
02:10:25,340 --> 02:10:30,940
which is still expensive yeah i think they offered me a refer apple offered me a refurbished one
1446
02:10:30,940 --> 02:10:38,140
for about that price i kind of it's probably said fuck you so yeah yeah all right well all right
1447
02:10:38,140 --> 02:10:42,140
cool well um yeah let me know what you think i honestly i don't know i'm learning a lot about
1448
02:10:42,140 --> 02:10:47,500
this program um i'll get better as i go but honestly it doesn't look shitty i'd say it looks pretty close
1449
02:10:47,500 --> 02:10:52,780
to to me anyway it looks pretty close to the ones on the on the box art not in terms of detail right
1450
02:10:52,780 --> 02:10:59,500
now but that's because this is meant to be his initial stage and i just didn't know we we wouldn't have
1451
02:10:59,500 --> 02:11:06,700
gotten that sort of detail right for what we were paying for for the first drawing anyway okay um
1452
02:11:06,700 --> 02:11:11,100
but like i i think i'll get better and i'll be able to do cool stuff like and since i'm using
1453
02:11:11,100 --> 02:11:16,140
a digital platform i'll be able to do cool stuff like lighting effects and stuff like that yeah so
1454
02:11:16,140 --> 02:11:22,940
uh but um that'll just come and obviously i think i'll do myself last because honestly that's going to
1455
02:11:22,940 --> 02:11:26,300
be where it's most important to try to figure some of that stuff out with like my eyes and shit
1456
02:11:26,700 --> 02:11:33,260
so right right okay all right cool i'm glad that it's getting you a little bit of stimulation in
1457
02:11:33,260 --> 02:11:40,300
other areas yeah i i'm happy to happy to do it happy to uh and it's good it's actually it's really
1458
02:11:40,300 --> 02:11:46,140
good i mean i'm using this program that i've had for ages and never ever used before so yeah i mean like
1459
02:11:46,140 --> 02:11:52,140
there's a lot of stuff that i'm doing on like ancillary that i wouldn't be doing otherwise just like
1460
02:11:52,140 --> 02:11:57,020
some of the server management stuff i did a lot of a lot of digital stuff too before
1461
02:11:57,020 --> 02:12:05,180
or like getting yeah i mean you're doing a shit ton honestly so uh for this i mean yeah so i'm sure
1462
02:12:05,180 --> 02:12:12,620
you're learning a lot i'm sure you're learning a lot yeah all right well uh i'll see you bye
1463
02:12:12,620 --> 02:12:25,020
good night good night good night
1464
02:12:25,020 --> 02:12:55,000
Thank you.
1465
02:12:55,000 --> 02:13:02,760
Thank you.