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do you know the rule andy can you can you tell me how it works
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the spells yeah i don't need to know but i'm kind of curious
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i don't know off of hand because i know he has to study for it right so he only has
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i think because i think it's like in the other game where i can have as many cantrips as i want
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but i need um i can only have so many spells used for once per which should be exactly the same as
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dungeons and dragons yeah so i'm thinking what i'm just gonna do is mage armor and magic missile
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because that just sounds awesome maybe she no shield and magic missile and how many you can use
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those ones the ones you have prepared at first level you have you can use i think you can use it i think
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you have three three spell slots at the first level but what is the slot so you can use either magic
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missiles or what was the other one mage armor as many times you want for each one no okay but just
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one three times one yeah so each slot is one use of either okay mage armor or magic missile can you
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have doubles like two slots of the same thing yeah you have three slots you have those two spells
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prepared okay you can use all three on magic missile or all three on mage armor or two and one okay okay
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so i'm gonna do three i'm gonna do magic missile shield and sleep okay can't you just sleep on like
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you need i'm assuming it's not me sleep you can't sleep on someone else oh
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okay it comes in handy in these type of games you would not notice but it does
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anything would have helped last time i feel like we were really taking up the ass so well so yeah
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there was but that's because there was 50 fucking goblins there was earlier now it's 50 yeah i didn't
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think we should attack them
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there was a door that someone didn't tell us about until halfway through the battles oh yeah there's
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there's another door over here no it's the door you came in no oh you okay i didn't have the door
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you guys came in right on the the uh the screen okay okay but after that battle after you guys died
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three times and mr poopy butthole saved your life um it was it happened to be in like the bedroom
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sleeping quarters of the the
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the
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the dungeon so you guys just fell asleep there and while you were sleeping it was a long rest so you
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gained help your health and nice your spell slots back
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nice
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i just passed out
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huh did you know according this thing magic can't put me to sleep
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yeah i saw that
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i've gotten incredible insomnia
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all right and then on top of that you guys will level up
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can doing it how much health did we gain
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say all of it from the law all of it yeah yeah
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all right so where was i some some i've i already adjusted it in there
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i'm trying to keep it on paper too so i don't know what my total is
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eight or no you were 12 i'm sorry
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well okay you were 12 on the sheet
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and i'm eight right it says under where it says armor class initiative speed right in the middle
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it says maximum hit points 12
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yeah right here
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oh it does it's really small though yeah for some reason
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okay point maximum eight
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yeah all right so plus plus 11 plus 11 one well i was at one so i'm all the way i've got plus 11
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yeah it was a long rest it's been a couple weeks weeks yeah oh god
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so so some some roll a d 10
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okay i'm just gonna roll it in the chat okay
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00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:08,180
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so you got a three plus two so you had five more hit points
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oh because i'm leveling up yes nice so you said i had five yeah i already threw it onto your sheet
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okay so i'm level two now yes
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which was your second level you gain action action surge which is you can push yourself beyond your normal
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limits for a moment on your turn you can take one additional action on top of your regular action
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and a possible bonus action how often uh to do for it just says for a moment so on your turn on your
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turn so any turn i can take an extra action yeah oh and once once you use this feature you want to
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finish a short or long rest before you can use it again oh so it's only it's like once a day
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once once a oh i see i see uh boo can you roll a d6 please
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did you roll it in the in the chat uh just so do you see where you can type in the chat there's
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like a chat box at the bottom yeah uh type in slash r and then space and then d20 all one word
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no or 10 oh sorry d6
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so boo gains six points oh you got more than me yeah
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so from from eight points so now you're at 14 which i've already added in
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weed
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seven
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nice all right so on second level you can prepare five spells you can only use first
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level three times though okay well i'm just gonna prepare two more spells then i mean you only have
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seven so you're probably add that what is it called again action surge i want to do another magic missile
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no you don't have to do that oh you have three spell slots you prepare five and you can use those three
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spell slots for any of them i'm confused all right so you have there's three spell slots that you can use
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you can use magic three times okay all right you have five spells prepared
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okay okay and you can use any any five of those three times okay it's not like you have to have two magic missiles prepared in one
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whatever oh how many can he prepare five
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i see and he's got five prepared and you can only use magic three times okay so outside of cantrips
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so then i'm just gonna add two more than to that i mean uh mage armor and uh detect mat or burning hands i guess
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okay uh when you use those i will have to look them up yeah
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yeah
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i'm just i'm just making sure i put it on there mage
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yeah so the two you're not using is
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is are which ones i think i got them uh detect magic and burning hand no
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no which ones aren't you using mage armor right i you know i just said major
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okay then shield i shield was what i did my first time the first three times when i before i upgraded
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i was going to use magic missile shield and mat and um
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sleep and uh i'm sorry what was it sleep sleep yeah sleep i'm sorry okay so now you're not taking
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which one detect magic or mage armor i was going to add mage armor and detect magic since you said i had
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two more spots so okay so you're not taking burning hands yeah i don't know what that is
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yeah me neither
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we i you want me to look it up really quick just in case if it is cool probably yeah
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there's it's probably it might be in here andy what is that called spells yeah it would be under
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spells all right so what's it called burning hands burning hand yeah
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yeah it's in here so if you go to the compendium so on on the right there's the chat uh combat uh the
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last one is the gear which is settings the second to last one looks like a book with a globe on it
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that's compendium packs okay and in there uh there's a there's a folder called spells it says spells srd
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which is i don't know source rule description or something like that oh okay if you click on that it
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brings up a search box gotcha and you can type in stuff so you can type in burning hands and it tells
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you what it is did you find it boo lsrd yeah if you double click that then you'll get a search box you
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can type in any spell
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and when you said i had action surge andy yeah what is that called what is that action search
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yeah but is it like a ability is it a a skill what's it called it doesn't say
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oh feature is it a feature or a trait could be a trait let's see feats
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it's called action okay yeah i'll change it to burning hands it's a fire base attack
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i don't know we know how much you like those you know me
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plus detect magic doesn't really like oh it's under class features i was just under there
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uh it's not under feats it's under action or i mean under class features yeah gdb action
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or class features no not ddb i don't know what ddb is
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which is it's it's it's under item and it's class features srd
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towards the top
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it's under items yeah so there's one i there's a there's a section called actor then item
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it says backgrounds and then class features no no i i can't see that that's strange you should
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do you see where it's at i have a little locked symbol next to it but i you can still open it
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under under items yeah so there's item then you see background
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no so oh really how can i see it and you can't
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i have items srd and then under it says items item dnd 5e
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i think you're looking i think that must be a different one that you're because i see items
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do you want me to share my screen and show you or you don't care no we can figure out
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um i am sharing the wrong oh my glob
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that's not what i wanted what was that i shared the i shared discord instead of my entire screen
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that was like the mirror zone yeah
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oh
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see if he does that again uh
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yeah you can see my arrow right so here's
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here's a section where it says item
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so there's if you scroll all the way to the top you have actor
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item and under item there's class features and action
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okay class feature gotcha
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okay all right you guys stop looking at my screen though cheat
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how would we cheat i don't know andy but you would
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i would not you guys are dirty you're good
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okay so you wake back up in the morning or whatever the hell it is you have no idea
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you're underground
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yeah we've been sleeping for weeks probably yeah i was so tired yeah and now you're all healed and
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everything i mean the room smells bad because of the rotten goblin corpses but that's nothing
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well because of uh
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i lick my balls lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick or no no no that's not what it is i eat grass grass grass taste bad oh yeah all right what about now yeah okay all right so that green that green box is a door yeah it's not the door you came in because i didn't think that would be a problem okay so but there is another door that is the door we came in
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uh jerry when you're done rolling around you want to talk about this bling i'm i'm having a hard time here
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oh boy these are dad jokes now i know i'm a great dad all right so inside of the chest is
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400 don't write don't don't write that down that's not for you
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there's the british nation and the imagination
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um there's only one door no there's the one you came in and the one you
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should i be drawing a map
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oh so this is like one of those
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are we in a cage match
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so you enter the door
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cleft artfully straight down the middle filled
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fills this room
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looks a lot like a butt from where you're standing
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something shiny glints near the ceiling about four feet above what
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what can only be described as this huge butt
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just calling it like i see it
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huh that looks like a butt
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all right yes i think it does
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uh you said something's hanging from it
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yeah
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like a dingleberry
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no because
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shiny shiny dingleberry
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and wait i thought the butt was on the ground
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the butt's on the ground
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the butt is on the ground
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i so i i bet i can hit that dingleberry and get it down
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with your arrow
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yeah
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yeah
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you really think you're that good
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yeah i'm the best there ever was
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i i haven't seen you practice
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i mean you see me miss a lot of stuff
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no i seen you sitting on the couch
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texting your friends and all that i never seen you
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playing with your bow and arrows i keep telling you
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326
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dad we are role playing we are role playing dad
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forget about that i am ari strongbow
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328
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the stone seems way too small for you to try to hit it
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329
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but it's hanging from a rope or something
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330
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you think the rope's gonna be bigger than what's what it's holding no but i bet i can hit it
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331
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all right okay
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332
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so what do i got to roll for that roll a d20
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333
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just a d20 wait what about isn't there like a skill i could do like a bow skill
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334
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no
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335
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really all right seems like d20 d20
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336
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boom five oh no you managed to clip a butt cheek with an arrow
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337
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like at the ground and i was aiming up yeah oh boy all right well well minus one more arrow
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338
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minus one more arrow i told you should have been practicing
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339
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shut up jerry
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340
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uh
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341
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smack my stomach it made me burn
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342
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um all right good maybe i should just
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343
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make a column here for arrows
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344
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or was i keeping track in the game i don't remember
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345
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inventory
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346
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that's not in here
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347
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okay um so is there like a butthole
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348
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no just just the cheeks
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349
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all right
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350
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00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:49,300
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and in this room it's round and there's one door
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351
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00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:55,140
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there's there are two doors the one including the one you came in okay all right the picture
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352
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00:28:55,140 --> 00:29:00,180
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makes it look like there's four but yeah you have the green box okay yeah the green boxes for
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353
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00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:07,380
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doors are the butt is the butt bigger than us yes you would have to climb you have to climb up the butt
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354
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00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,300
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if you want to reach the
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355
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00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,620
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i start climbing the butt all right
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356
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00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,260
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don't climb don't climb the butt
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357
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00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,180
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make an acrobatics check
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358
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jerry
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359
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00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,820
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making it
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360
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00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,260
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learning
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361
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00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,340
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all right why you gotta climb the butt
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362
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00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:27,780
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how do i do that in this game so
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363
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00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:33,860
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it's under skills
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364
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00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,140
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yeah it's under skills then then i i have that pulled up
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365
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00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:41,060
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then go down to deck
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366
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00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,660
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no it's uh
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367
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00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,700
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it's under checks dexterity
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368
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00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,260
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checks
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369
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00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:52,660
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so just throw a dexterity check yeah
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370
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00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:56,100
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and then normal
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371
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00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:02,420
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the only other options are advantage and disadvantage so oh yeah it's normal
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372
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00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,380
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oh you
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373
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00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,020
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try to climb up this
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374
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00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,980
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baby smooth surface
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375
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00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,700
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to see what the shiny thing is but you
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376
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00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,180
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you slip and fall back down
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377
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00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,860
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what color is it rock colored
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378
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00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,900
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yeah it's like marble
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379
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00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:23,860
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oh
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380
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00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:27,940
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and it looks does it look fancy or does it look like
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381
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00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,460
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old and shit
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382
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00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:31,780
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no it's it looks like a
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383
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00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:34,260
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pretty fancy
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384
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00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:35,620
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okay
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385
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00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:36,580
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but
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386
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00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:37,940
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all right
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387
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00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:38,820
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um
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388
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00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,460
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it's more of a derriere
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389
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00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:45,220
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is it something that we could like try and perceive more about or
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390
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00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,380
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know anything about like
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391
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00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,820
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keep trying to climb it because i'm down for that too
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392
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00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,060
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but deities or something
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393
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00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,540
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um
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394
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00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:59,060
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hey i got it
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395
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00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:04,180
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you can do a wisdom or an intelligence check
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396
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00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,540
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if you want
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397
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00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:09,780
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would an arcana check be appropriate
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398
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00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,700
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you can try to do it but
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399
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00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,740
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there seems to be no magical aura around these
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400
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00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,700
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okay
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401
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00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,940
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this big marble smooth butt
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402
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00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:21,860
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all right i'm gonna slap on it
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403
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00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,580
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flirt flirtily
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404
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00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,660
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okay
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405
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00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:28,900
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do i slap on it
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406
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00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:34,580
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uh do us a charisma check
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407
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00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,060
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all right
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408
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00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,340
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hold on
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409
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00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,500
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oh
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410
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00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:46,420
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please don't tell me you're gonna use that hand to smack the butt
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411
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00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,700
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smack the butt
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412
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00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:50,820
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come on baby slap the butt
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413
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00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:54,340
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nine
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414
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00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:54,980
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all right
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415
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00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:55,860
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i just missed it
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416
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00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,740
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it's just
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417
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00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:00,260
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whiffed at it
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418
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00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,740
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no you barely touched it and
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419
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00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,140
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so it didn't make like a really cool sound
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420
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00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:08,660
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no no there's just some kind of like weird giggle that you heard
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421
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00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,980
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and the room shakes just a little bit
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422
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00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,500
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that's not good
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423
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00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,820
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anybody else feel that
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424
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00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:18,500
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and that that shiny thing from the ceiling falls down
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425
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00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,020
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into the butthole
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426
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00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,660
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no not into the butthole just up the crack away from you and onto the other side
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427
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00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,620
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i
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428
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00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:29,460
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looking around
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429
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00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:31,540
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like shiftily
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430
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00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,780
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and i slap it again
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431
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00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,260
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yeah
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432
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00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:36,900
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yeah i'd run another
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433
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00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,780
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dyssterity check
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434
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00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:40,740
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no it farts
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435
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00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:42,260
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it flirts
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436
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00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,220
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it farts
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437
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00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,180
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oh
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438
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00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:44,900
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oh boy
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439
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00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,020
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you slap it
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440
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00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,340
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and it's going
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441
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00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:46,660
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to
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442
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00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,340
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where's that ruby
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443
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00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,100
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maybe we can mask this smell
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444
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00:32:54,100 --> 00:33:00,900
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oh no i'm keeping that by me let me tell you that's going to come in handy like right now
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445
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00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:04,420
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can i get can we get to the other side of the butt
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446
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00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:07,300
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yeah yeah you can walk around the butt
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447
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00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:12,660
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i'm gonna walk around and see this i forgot what it was it's a gem or something shiny
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448
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00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:14,980
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it's a shiny piece of shiny
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449
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00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:15,860
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okay
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450
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00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:22,740
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um i would like to inspect it like is it big enough to like pick up and look at
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451
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00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,100
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yeah yeah big enough to to pick up okay
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452
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00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,260
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is it a sword
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453
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00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:35,300
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no i think so you read it and it says say goodbye to your butt
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454
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00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:40,100
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make a dc uh make a dexterity saving turn
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455
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00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,860
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hurry
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456
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00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:45,060
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not my butt it's my second best
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457
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00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:51,700
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oh you got a 19 or 22
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458
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00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,140
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do i get an extra butt
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459
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00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:56,500
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uh no it only steals half of your ass
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460
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00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,060
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no
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461
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00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:59,860
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but i'm so good
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462
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00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,860
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but since you did so good
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463
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00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:04,500
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i'm gonna let you pick which cheek
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464
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00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,380
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oh i want it to be melissa
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465
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00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,620
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which is
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466
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00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,860
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uh my left butt cheek
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467
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00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,900
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i'm gonna make a note of that
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468
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00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:20,420
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wait which one was it
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469
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00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,100
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so i lost
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470
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00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,740
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um i i lost my left butt cheek
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471
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00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:25,780
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left
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472
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00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,380
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okay butt cheek
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473
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00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,780
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minus left
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474
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00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,820
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butt cheek
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475
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00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,420
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yes
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476
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00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:35,700
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whose name was Alyssa
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477
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00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,260
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oh i thought you said Melissa
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478
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00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,180
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no Melissa is the one i wanted to keep
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479
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00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,380
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Alyssa is the one i gave up
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480
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00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:42,900
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oh okay
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481
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00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,580
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all right
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482
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00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:48,500
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on the bright side it doesn't really inflict any damage or pain
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483
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00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,860
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it just
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484
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00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,140
|
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you just don't have a left cheek anymore
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485
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00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:57,300
|
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your left leg still attached to the body but very
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486
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00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,300
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fucking weird
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487
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00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,100
|
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so i'm half i'm half Beyonce and half Hank Hill
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488
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00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,380
|
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yeah
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489
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00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:06,020
|
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i'll tell you what
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490
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00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,620
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i'll tell you what
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491
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00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:15,300
|
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uh
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492
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00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,380
|
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uh
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493
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00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,540
|
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let's get out of here before i lose my other butt cheek
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494
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00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:23,140
|
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so that was that what was the point of this
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495
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00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,900
|
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just a fart
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496
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00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,540
|
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well and i lost my butt cheek
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497
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00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:29,300
|
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and you lost a butt cheek
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498
|
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00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,060
|
|
what kind of room is this
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499
|
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00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,980
|
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it's a smelly one
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500
|
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00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,700
|
|
this room's a real asshole
|
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501
|
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00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,220
|
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oh boy
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502
|
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00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:38,180
|
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dad
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503
|
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00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:43,540
|
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i'm sorry i'm sorry i know your father has to be the butt of all jokes
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504
|
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00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:47,860
|
|
and i make it look like i'm really embarrassed
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505
|
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00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,460
|
|
let me tell you let me tell you
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506
|
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00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:49,460
|
|
let me tell you
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507
|
|
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,460
|
|
both both
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508
|
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00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:54,020
|
|
in character and out that felt good
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509
|
|
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,900
|
|
all right
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510
|
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00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,700
|
|
do you go out the door
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511
|
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00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,420
|
|
yeah in character and out of character i hate you
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512
|
|
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:10,180
|
|
yeah we're gonna well i mean i'm gonna start moseying slowly and bewilderedly into the other door
|
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513
|
|
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,300
|
|
the door that we did not come in
|
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514
|
|
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,820
|
|
are you kind of walking funny because you're missing half your ass
|
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515
|
|
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,660
|
|
i'm very confused and
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516
|
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00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:22,900
|
|
i mean yeah i'm just walking slow
|
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517
|
|
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,900
|
|
and i'm sorry i'm bewildered
|
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518
|
|
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:29,940
|
|
oh man i forgot what it was confused bewildered
|
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519
|
|
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:34,420
|
|
all right so
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|
520
|
|
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:39,700
|
|
you exit the room and you find yourself at another junction
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|
521
|
|
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,780
|
|
to either go left or right
|
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522
|
|
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:45,700
|
|
so it's like a small like a small room
|
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523
|
|
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,940
|
|
yeah well it's like a t hallway
|
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524
|
|
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:52,740
|
|
okay so you come in at the top left of the t so you can either go straight or
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525
|
|
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:59,220
|
|
i don't i don't know i feel like the last decision i made was to slap that butt and it
|
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526
|
|
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,340
|
|
brought us nothing but pain
|
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527
|
|
00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:03,620
|
|
what does that have to do with
|
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528
|
|
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,940
|
|
i'm talking to care
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529
|
|
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:10,420
|
|
okay maybe you should decide left or right
|
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530
|
|
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:17,540
|
|
go you go in and you got another butt cheek to lose i still got both mine i mean i'm just saying
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531
|
|
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,740
|
|
or i mean i'm the more complete person here
|
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532
|
|
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,020
|
|
all right and then i scoff at gear i go left
|
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533
|
|
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:29,540
|
|
no help again
|
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|
|
534
|
|
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:33,460
|
|
i'm rushing it behind kind of slowly but you know
|
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|
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535
|
|
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,900
|
|
clutching your ruby
|
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|
536
|
|
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,420
|
|
well no you know my rubies are my pocket you know
|
|
|
|
537
|
|
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:47,140
|
|
i smell like strawberry pie i mean how wizard how much more of a wizard can you want you know
|
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|
|
538
|
|
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:51,780
|
|
i could think of uh a couple other wizards that were more helpful than you
|
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539
|
|
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:58,100
|
|
yeah but yeah but you ever smell merlin he smelled like a swamp
|
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|
540
|
|
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,740
|
|
yeah that's probably true
|
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|
|
541
|
|
00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:03,620
|
|
yeah minecraft
|
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|
|
542
|
|
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:13,700
|
|
my crap all right oh boy that a wizard yeah it's an evil wizard that's christopher lee and he's gonna
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|
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543
|
|
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,340
|
|
fuck us up
|
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|
|
544
|
|
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:19,620
|
|
all right you enter this room a long wide room looms before
|
|
|
|
545
|
|
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:28,020
|
|
mysterious runes and patterns cover the room's walls and floors visible at the end of this long room is some sort of evil mage
|
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|
|
546
|
|
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,020
|
|
oh man he's so
|
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|
|
547
|
|
00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:32,340
|
|
oh man he's so fucking evil looking
|
|
|
|
548
|
|
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,660
|
|
he's evil looking
|
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|
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549
|
|
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,900
|
|
anyone can be under the lens of subjective moral parameters and constantly ethical
|
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|
|
550
|
|
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:43,940
|
|
he looks real tough and he blocks the way to the next room
|
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|
|
551
|
|
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:50,260
|
|
figure it out just wait until he starts talking figure it out figure dude figure it
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|
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552
|
|
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:56,020
|
|
hey here
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|
553
|
|
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,740
|
|
slash max skyblade why don't you go lie to that guy
|
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|
|
554
|
|
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,420
|
|
tell him we're tell him we're important why don't you shoot him with an arrow first
|
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|
|
555
|
|
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:10,500
|
|
no i felt like we've we've been leading with the arrows and it's gotten us nothing but goblins
|
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|
|
556
|
|
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:17,460
|
|
you think he'll listen to me no but he's not gonna listen to me i look like a damn fool i only got half a butt
|
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|
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557
|
|
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:25,700
|
|
oh you got a point there i am evil mage yells over your bickering and says i cannot be hurt
|
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|
|
558
|
|
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:29,300
|
|
no one can pass through this hall
|
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|
|
559
|
|
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,100
|
|
it is impossible
|
|
|
|
560
|
|
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,700
|
|
pardon
|
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|
|
561
|
|
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,420
|
|
you're way down there
|
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|
562
|
|
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:36,820
|
|
me
|
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563
|
|
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,820
|
|
look how loud i have to yell
|
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|
564
|
|
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:42,740
|
|
i think he wants us to feed him
|
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|
|
565
|
|
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,740
|
|
i got nothing for him
|
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|
|
566
|
|
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:48,020
|
|
i'm not got it got a whole helping of uh
|
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|
|
567
|
|
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:51,060
|
|
again what do i got what's my magic attack here
|
|
|
|
568
|
|
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:54,900
|
|
ray of frost frost hand
|
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|
|
569
|
|
00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:02,500
|
|
all right i walk up and i say excuse me as soon as you walk up the door behind you locks
|
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|
|
570
|
|
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:08,900
|
|
oh i summer i told you to hold the door i was not paying attention
|
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|
|
571
|
|
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:14,740
|
|
i thought we had an open door policy in this house and i think a lot of things dad
|
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|
|
572
|
|
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,620
|
|
i do mean to enforce it when we're out of it
|
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|
|
573
|
|
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:26,500
|
|
all right all right all right so embarrassing me sir i think there's been a misunderstanding
|
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|
574
|
|
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,860
|
|
um what are we doing you shall not pass
|
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|
|
575
|
|
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:39,940
|
|
okay i i get it you have to say that i mean hey i got my own little quarter staff here see you can't
|
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|
|
576
|
|
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:44,660
|
|
pass me either it's a wizard right away but why don't you just let us pass this one time
|
|
|
|
577
|
|
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:45,860
|
|
you cannot pass
|
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|
|
578
|
|
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:51,860
|
|
what can i do no one has gotten past me i well what would it take to get past you
|
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|
|
579
|
|
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,540
|
|
defeat me
|
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|
|
580
|
|
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:59,860
|
|
yeah well we don't we don't want to defeat you we just just let us
|
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|
|
581
|
|
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:06,820
|
|
let us have to nah i think we can work something out i'm so fucking awesome yeah i know we see that
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582
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00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:12,820
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you're great i am i am not going to let you pass unless if you kill me
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583
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00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:19,860
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i shoot him in the face with ray of frost i feel like there's a better way
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584
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00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:27,300
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i don't think there is i mean he just stands there takes the ray of frost in the in the face
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585
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00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:33,220
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and he just goes ha no magic can harm me
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586
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00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:41,220
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oh boy that's that makes you very useless doesn't it care yeah arrows now i told you arrows i start
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587
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00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,540
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running running where you start clawing at the door
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588
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00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:52,660
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and it's not opening summer hit him with your fucking arrow
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589
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00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:56,820
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i'm gonna i'm gonna step to him
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590
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00:41:56,820 --> 00:42:06,980
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step to him yeah what does that even mean threateningly oh that's a little different
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591
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00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:10,260
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i cannot be intimidated nor hurt by magic
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592
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00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:15,140
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hmm you and your one ass cheek what kind of power do you have
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593
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00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:21,380
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oh you'll see what kind of power i have and you smell like bat or sturges
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594
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00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:29,780
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shit i do i earn that one ass cheek and smell like shit it uh it's not just clean it it doesn't
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595
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00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:35,620
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make sense you're you're right shitty is going to be a lot less fun from now on but i'll have to make do
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596
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00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:46,420
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now let us go on our way no i look around and i look around at the runes is there anything to be
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597
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00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:48,420
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learn from the runes
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598
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00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:52,020
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give me a perception check
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599
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00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:57,460
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uh that will be skills
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600
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00:42:57,460 --> 00:43:00,340
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yeah it should be under check
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601
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00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:04,260
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no there's two there's two there's skills
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602
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00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:07,860
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and then when i so i can click perception skill
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603
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00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:16,020
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and then ability modifier would be would be what yeah i think it's automatically added in there
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604
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00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:19,940
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well there's there's options like the first the default is wisdom
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605
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00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,100
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here
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606
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00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:31,620
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i'm just going by what it says on on foundry oh yeah as wisdom okay
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607
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00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:38,580
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but i guess you could do a perception intelligence check it's kind of strange i don't know what that
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608
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00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:38,820
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means
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609
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00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:45,700
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all right so i'm going to do a wisdom a perception wisdom check is that what you want yes
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610
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00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:49,780
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oh boy
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611
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00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:52,900
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that's a critical
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612
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00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:59,380
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you perceive nothing oh wow how long you've been sitting on that one oh such sweet vindication
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613
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00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,340
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uh
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614
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00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:07,460
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here but you feel like you're on the right path right path
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615
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00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:12,340
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i feel like that's a clue do you know anything about runes
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616
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00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:18,340
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me yes you you're the only one else here i'm not talking to that mage he's being a real dick
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617
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00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:29,060
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no no insults can harm me no i bet your name i bet your name is one cheek but girls
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618
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00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:35,380
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who smell like shit you look like a curtis to me he does look like a curtis
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619
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00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:40,980
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no insults can harm me i don't know have you been called curtis much today
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620
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00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:45,380
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because you really act the same way as work
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621
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00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:50,260
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you're acting like a real curtis have you ever known someone named curtis because let me tell you
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622
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00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:57,620
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none of them are good and you look curtis i do need to i mean i think it harms our argument but
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623
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00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,300
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bill curtis is pretty cool
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624
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00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:06,660
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who the hell is bill curtis i'm character i'm bill curtis and this is the news
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625
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00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:14,820
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well there's only one then i don't i i mean i guess i know something let's look at this uh let's
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626
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00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:20,020
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look at these runes here what do they look like can i uh run a perception check yeah do a perception
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627
|
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00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:20,180
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|
check
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628
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00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:26,820
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perception i'll give you advantage since you're a wizard that i don't know i assume wizards read
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629
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00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:31,940
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how do i how do i do the check uh perception check is it just well the way i did it was is under
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630
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00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:39,380
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skills yeah and then isn't perception under there yeah and then you just hit it like normal no go to
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631
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00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:45,540
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advantage because i'll give you advantage on it where's it it's right next it's on the yeah it's left
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632
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00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:49,860
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uh yes you get to roll two dice and take the highest all right so you got a 17
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633
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00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:54,980
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oh you have good perception oh you're the same as me
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634
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00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:04,820
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you you don't all right so the patterns on the left wall make up huge runes representing the letters r
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635
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00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:05,300
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and a
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636
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00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:12,260
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the right wall contains an equally huge and equally hidden u and n
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637
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00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:18,580
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on the floor you see runes for y and g
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638
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00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:24,260
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oh i know what it is we need a ray gun
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639
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00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:32,580
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his weakness is ray guns all right out of nowhere a fancy futuristic ray gun
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640
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00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:38,020
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begins to appear hovering in the air in front of some some
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641
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00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:42,980
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all right i grabbed the right what is it like a rifle
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642
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00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:48,100
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no it's like um one of the uh the needlers
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643
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00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:53,060
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oh like uh like that ray gun from the simpsons zap
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644
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00:46:53,060 --> 00:47:04,260
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no from halo oh okay well fine i take it i grab it is it real yes okay
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645
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00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:08,580
|
|
uh
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646
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00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:12,100
|
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i point at him what do you think of this what do you think of this curtis
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647
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00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:28,020
|
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i cannot be hurt by weapons yeah or magic uh-huh or being or insults right or one but one but
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648
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00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:31,780
|
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she's got a
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649
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00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:34,260
|
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she's got a ray gun that's it
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650
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00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:37,300
|
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you're about to get curtailed
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651
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00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:40,900
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yes
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652
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00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,900
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yes
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653
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00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,540
|
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all right well
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654
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00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:52,100
|
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shoot that cannot hurt me
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655
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00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,700
|
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the ray gun
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656
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00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,420
|
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it will not hurt me
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657
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00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,900
|
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shoot i am invincible
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658
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00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:00,020
|
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shoot him
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659
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00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,540
|
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for god's sake shoot him
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660
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00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:07,140
|
|
well i look really confused well i take a moment because
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661
|
|
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:13,220
|
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the last time i went wild and free i lost a butt cheek but i see no way past this the runes are
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662
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00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,900
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indisputable i'm gonna shoot
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663
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00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,740
|
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all right
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664
|
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00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:19,940
|
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so luckily
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665
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00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,300
|
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uh-huh
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666
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00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,940
|
|
the bolt from this ray gun goes straight left
|
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667
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00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,020
|
|
uh
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668
|
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00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:28,740
|
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it tricked you
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669
|
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00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,220
|
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that's lucky
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670
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00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:33,860
|
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and then it bounces around the walls and hits the mage right in his shoulder
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671
|
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00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:38,260
|
|
the evil mage drops holding his shoulder in agony he screams
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672
|
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00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,220
|
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person this
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673
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00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,500
|
|
fucking demon weapon
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674
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00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,780
|
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he's never seen it before he calls you a piece of
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675
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00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:44,100
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shit
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676
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00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:44,900
|
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oh
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677
|
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00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,540
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things
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678
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00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:48,660
|
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you damn one butt cheek
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679
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00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,340
|
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shit smelling whore
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680
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00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:53,460
|
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excuse me
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681
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00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:55,060
|
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and i i
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682
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00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,300
|
|
why would you bring a ray gun
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683
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00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:59,940
|
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to a magic fight it doesn't make sense
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684
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00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,140
|
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i step i step
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685
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00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:01,620
|
|
so is he
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686
|
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00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:04,820
|
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oh man i was gonna really give it to him
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687
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00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:07,460
|
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but can i still can i still clomp up there
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688
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00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,740
|
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like really indignant
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689
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00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,380
|
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yeah fine all right but
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690
|
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00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:14,260
|
|
he's still laying on the floor clutch
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691
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00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:18,180
|
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okay i mean he could still disappear i just i just want to clomp up there because i'm really
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692
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00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:20,500
|
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pissed off that he called me a whore
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693
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00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,460
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all right
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694
|
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00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:24,260
|
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so he's laying on the floor still screaming obscenities
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695
|
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00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,460
|
|
i
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696
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00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:31,460
|
|
excuse me it is 2022 i'm an independent woman nobody calls me a whore except brad
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697
|
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00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:37,700
|
|
and that's because i asked him to and i mean then brad is a whore too
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698
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00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,860
|
|
oh and then i shoot
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699
|
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00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:43,700
|
|
oh no it as soon as you shot the ray gun disappeared
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700
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00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,140
|
|
oh no
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701
|
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00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,860
|
|
yeah you are now defenseless
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702
|
|
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,300
|
|
against this mage
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703
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|
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:53,140
|
|
but my emotions have gotten the better of me as a woman and
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704
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00:49:53,140 --> 00:50:03,620
|
|
i'm still standing over him and i've drawn my bow and like pointed at him all right he reaches up with his one good arm
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705
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00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:08,980
|
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oh boy and smacks right where your left butt cheek is missing and then disappears and dies
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706
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00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:09,940
|
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oh
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707
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00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:09,940
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oh
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708
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00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,060
|
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oh
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709
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00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:13,140
|
|
it's right on the bone
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710
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00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,900
|
|
that was a weird final fact
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711
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00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:17,940
|
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i mean
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712
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00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:20,340
|
|
talk about your last will and testament
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713
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00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,940
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oh
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714
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00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:22,180
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oh
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715
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00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:23,780
|
|
that hurts so much
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716
|
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00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:28,420
|
|
looks like he got the last laugh i guess then
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717
|
|
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,740
|
|
yeah well he's dead so last lap
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718
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00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:35,460
|
|
could you really call it a slap it's like hitting somebody's
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719
|
|
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:35,860
|
|
shin
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720
|
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00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,260
|
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i mean
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721
|
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00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,380
|
|
it's not as satisfying
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722
|
|
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:42,340
|
|
no it wasn't that's the point
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723
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00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,420
|
|
dead dead
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724
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00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,340
|
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all right
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725
|
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00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:53,220
|
|
all right so now you have the door you came in
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726
|
|
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,380
|
|
and the door in front of you
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727
|
|
00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:58,020
|
|
oh i'm going to the door in front of us i'm scampering get out of my way
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728
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00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:03,140
|
|
all right awfully brave now are you
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729
|
|
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:09,540
|
|
i mean i was pretty brave before remember when i iced that guy in the face
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730
|
|
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,860
|
|
i didn't know he was going to be immune
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731
|
|
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,220
|
|
no he took that like
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732
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|
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,180
|
|
can we take a break here
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733
|
|
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:19,140
|
|
yeah
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734
|
|
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:22,260
|
|
yeah
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735
|
|
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,100
|
|
i got a refreshing my drink
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736
|
|
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,980
|
|
hey does this look familiar andy
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|
737
|
|
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,380
|
|
yeah it looks like bullet
|
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|
738
|
|
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,460
|
|
yeah it was it was
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739
|
|
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,100
|
|
oh is that from
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740
|
|
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,380
|
|
yeah oh okay
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741
|
|
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,380
|
|
yeah we didn't drink that much
|
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742
|
|
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,900
|
|
i'm drinking benchmark tonight
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743
|
|
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,580
|
|
oh it's only eight high
|
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744
|
|
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:41,460
|
|
i know it was number eight that
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|
745
|
|
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:44,820
|
|
no it's like they distributed the 10 over eight so it's more
|
|
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|
746
|
|
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:49,060
|
|
what you heard me
|
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|
747
|
|
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:57,780
|
|
what don't make fun of me
|
|
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|
748
|
|
00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:27,760
|
|
Thank you.
|
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|
749
|
|
00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,660
|
|
Thank you.
|
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|
|
750
|
|
00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:00,240
|
|
Oh, shit.
|
|
|
|
751
|
|
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:09,200
|
|
Are you guys back?
|
|
|
|
752
|
|
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,840
|
|
Is there a reason I can't hear anything?
|
|
|
|
753
|
|
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,340
|
|
Did I go deaf?
|
|
|
|
754
|
|
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:13,480
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
755
|
|
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:13,660
|
|
Hello?
|
|
|
|
756
|
|
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,860
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
757
|
|
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960
|
|
Okay, good.
|
|
|
|
758
|
|
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:17,960
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
759
|
|
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:17,960
|
|
Good.
|
|
|
|
760
|
|
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,040
|
|
I thought I went blind for a second.
|
|
|
|
761
|
|
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,240
|
|
You didn't.
|
|
|
|
762
|
|
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,220
|
|
Good.
|
|
|
|
763
|
|
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:26,260
|
|
Good.
|
|
|
|
764
|
|
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:41,760
|
|
That's a Mr. Meeseek's box.
|
|
|
|
765
|
|
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,300
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
766
|
|
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,680
|
|
Can do.
|
|
|
|
767
|
|
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:49,180
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
768
|
|
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,000
|
|
Fuck.
|
|
|
|
769
|
|
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,680
|
|
Don't ever make that noise again.
|
|
|
|
770
|
|
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,680
|
|
I hope I don't have to.
|
|
|
|
771
|
|
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,860
|
|
As you enter this room,
|
|
|
|
772
|
|
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:04,100
|
|
an innocuous-looking teal cube sits on a pedestal in the middle of the room.
|
|
|
|
773
|
|
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:09,760
|
|
Atop the cube is an inviting button engraved on the back of the pedestal sentence none of you can read,
|
|
|
|
774
|
|
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,860
|
|
no matter how hard you try.
|
|
|
|
775
|
|
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:16,880
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
776
|
|
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,920
|
|
I go and try to read it.
|
|
|
|
777
|
|
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,240
|
|
You can't.
|
|
|
|
778
|
|
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:24,620
|
|
But what if he tries really hard?
|
|
|
|
779
|
|
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:26,420
|
|
Can I run a check?
|
|
|
|
780
|
|
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,780
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
781
|
|
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,200
|
|
Give me a wisdom check.
|
|
|
|
782
|
|
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,360
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
783
|
|
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,540
|
|
You still can't read it,
|
|
|
|
784
|
|
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,540
|
|
and you take one damage because your brain hurts now.
|
|
|
|
785
|
|
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:43,580
|
|
Fine.
|
|
|
|
786
|
|
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:45,420
|
|
That's not how this game works.
|
|
|
|
787
|
|
00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:47,100
|
|
I don't care.
|
|
|
|
788
|
|
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,640
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
789
|
|
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,200
|
|
What is it?
|
|
|
|
790
|
|
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,060
|
|
Oh, you should have four.
|
|
|
|
791
|
|
00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:54,760
|
|
Why didn't it change?
|
|
|
|
792
|
|
00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:01,880
|
|
Oh, you should have 14 hit points, right?
|
|
|
|
793
|
|
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,800
|
|
Yeah, so now I'm down with 13.
|
|
|
|
794
|
|
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,760
|
|
I don't know why it didn't save.
|
|
|
|
795
|
|
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,740
|
|
Mine's fine.
|
|
|
|
796
|
|
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:13,260
|
|
I can't open Jerry's sheet.
|
|
|
|
797
|
|
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,920
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
798
|
|
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,260
|
|
So what do you do?
|
|
|
|
799
|
|
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:20,740
|
|
Uh, oh.
|
|
|
|
800
|
|
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:23,280
|
|
I hit the button.
|
|
|
|
801
|
|
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,760
|
|
Oh, boy.
|
|
|
|
802
|
|
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,220
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
803
|
|
00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:26,520
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
804
|
|
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,020
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
805
|
|
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:27,720
|
|
Ah!
|
|
|
|
806
|
|
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,980
|
|
You're not doing the voice.
|
|
|
|
807
|
|
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:33,520
|
|
I'm trying to remember the voice.
|
|
|
|
808
|
|
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,320
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
809
|
|
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,020
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
810
|
|
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,800
|
|
I can't do!
|
|
|
|
811
|
|
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,880
|
|
Yeah, that voice.
|
|
|
|
812
|
|
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,500
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
813
|
|
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,260
|
|
Horrible voice.
|
|
|
|
814
|
|
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,020
|
|
Horrifying.
|
|
|
|
815
|
|
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,460
|
|
Do it again.
|
|
|
|
816
|
|
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:47,480
|
|
Well, I can't.
|
|
|
|
817
|
|
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,600
|
|
Andy's got to do the voice.
|
|
|
|
818
|
|
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,440
|
|
He needs to learn and grow as a GM.
|
|
|
|
819
|
|
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,080
|
|
He needs to learn how to grow.
|
|
|
|
820
|
|
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,520
|
|
Hmm.
|
|
|
|
821
|
|
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,360
|
|
I can't do the voice.
|
|
|
|
822
|
|
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:01,920
|
|
Yes, you can.
|
|
|
|
823
|
|
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:01,960
|
|
Yes, you can.
|
|
|
|
824
|
|
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,840
|
|
Apply yourself.
|
|
|
|
825
|
|
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:10,340
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
826
|
|
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:10,960
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
827
|
|
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,300
|
|
That's it.
|
|
|
|
828
|
|
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:22,720
|
|
What do you do with the Meeseeks?
|
|
|
|
829
|
|
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,020
|
|
Oh, uh, what are you?
|
|
|
|
830
|
|
00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:28,260
|
|
I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
831
|
|
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:28,880
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
832
|
|
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:40,100
|
|
I, are we, I mean, I mean, this is kind of meta, but we're playing, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons as the characters from Rick and Morty, right?
|
|
|
|
833
|
|
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,300
|
|
So, do we have knowledge of what a Meeseeks is?
|
|
|
|
834
|
|
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,280
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
835
|
|
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:44,940
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
836
|
|
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:50,120
|
|
Uh, well, we should tell it to do something.
|
|
|
|
837
|
|
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,620
|
|
Quit rolling around and take this seriously.
|
|
|
|
838
|
|
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:55,360
|
|
I'm trying to get my screen in order.
|
|
|
|
839
|
|
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,500
|
|
That's what I'm trying to do.
|
|
|
|
840
|
|
00:58:56,500 --> 00:59:01,420
|
|
I'm zoomed into this one corner of the map, but I can't figure out how to get it right.
|
|
|
|
841
|
|
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,000
|
|
Oh, you know what?
|
|
|
|
842
|
|
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,860
|
|
Remember, you had to change that setting to put it in trackpad mode before, remember?
|
|
|
|
843
|
|
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:09,780
|
|
Thought I did.
|
|
|
|
844
|
|
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:12,040
|
|
I know you did on the Star Wars one.
|
|
|
|
845
|
|
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,220
|
|
I don't know if it carried over.
|
|
|
|
846
|
|
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:15,180
|
|
I have no idea.
|
|
|
|
847
|
|
00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:21,020
|
|
On the gear, there's settings.
|
|
|
|
848
|
|
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,860
|
|
Well, yeah, configure settings.
|
|
|
|
849
|
|
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:25,840
|
|
And where was it at?
|
|
|
|
850
|
|
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,180
|
|
I think maybe it was in...
|
|
|
|
851
|
|
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:32,560
|
|
Yeah, great.
|
|
|
|
852
|
|
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,060
|
|
Thanks.
|
|
|
|
853
|
|
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:35,320
|
|
I didn't know you could hear me.
|
|
|
|
854
|
|
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,740
|
|
Where is it at?
|
|
|
|
855
|
|
00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:40,960
|
|
Maybe it's not in here.
|
|
|
|
856
|
|
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,700
|
|
Maybe that was a plug-in that I didn't enable on here.
|
|
|
|
857
|
|
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,720
|
|
Well, I fixed it anyway.
|
|
|
|
858
|
|
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,380
|
|
And it just cost me to roll.
|
|
|
|
859
|
|
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,600
|
|
Did you win?
|
|
|
|
860
|
|
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,780
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
861
|
|
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:54,200
|
|
Okay, good.
|
|
|
|
862
|
|
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,000
|
|
All right, well, we should ask this MeeSix to do something for us.
|
|
|
|
863
|
|
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,600
|
|
Like what?
|
|
|
|
864
|
|
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,360
|
|
I don't know, but I'm starting the dialogue.
|
|
|
|
865
|
|
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,580
|
|
What are we doing in here again?
|
|
|
|
866
|
|
01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:06,580
|
|
Looking for something?
|
|
|
|
867
|
|
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:10,760
|
|
I think we're just here for the booty.
|
|
|
|
868
|
|
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,480
|
|
Pun intended.
|
|
|
|
869
|
|
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:13,780
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
870
|
|
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,020
|
|
Half the half a booty?
|
|
|
|
871
|
|
01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:18,980
|
|
No, I mean, I think that's generally why we're here in this dungeon.
|
|
|
|
872
|
|
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:22,480
|
|
So, Mr. MeeSix, can we ask him why he's in this dungeon?
|
|
|
|
873
|
|
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,020
|
|
Mr. MeeSix, why are you in this dungeon?
|
|
|
|
874
|
|
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:28,960
|
|
That's not what Mr. MeeSix does.
|
|
|
|
875
|
|
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,880
|
|
He completes a simple action.
|
|
|
|
876
|
|
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,840
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
877
|
|
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:38,480
|
|
Mr. MeeSix, find out why you're in this dungeon.
|
|
|
|
878
|
|
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,860
|
|
I'm just kidding.
|
|
|
|
879
|
|
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:42,800
|
|
Oh, boy, I'll try.
|
|
|
|
880
|
|
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,760
|
|
And then, what, he just stands there and looks at us?
|
|
|
|
881
|
|
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,220
|
|
Ponderingly, yes.
|
|
|
|
882
|
|
01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:54,040
|
|
Well, you got any ideas?
|
|
|
|
883
|
|
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,140
|
|
What are you waiting for?
|
|
|
|
884
|
|
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:59,600
|
|
Oh, so I wasn't sure if, like, he only does, like, the first thing you ask him to do.
|
|
|
|
885
|
|
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,240
|
|
Yeah, they have one purpose.
|
|
|
|
886
|
|
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,880
|
|
Whatever you tell them to do.
|
|
|
|
887
|
|
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:07,020
|
|
So, can we change our mind, or is he already locked in?
|
|
|
|
888
|
|
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,340
|
|
He's locked in.
|
|
|
|
889
|
|
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:09,240
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
890
|
|
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,600
|
|
So, what are you waiting for, MeeSix?
|
|
|
|
891
|
|
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,220
|
|
Get out of here.
|
|
|
|
892
|
|
01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:13,660
|
|
Go find out why you're here.
|
|
|
|
893
|
|
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:18,920
|
|
And he sits there thinking for another five seconds.
|
|
|
|
894
|
|
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,380
|
|
And he goes, oh, boy, I don't know.
|
|
|
|
895
|
|
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,480
|
|
And he starts to go slowly insane.
|
|
|
|
896
|
|
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,800
|
|
Oh, boy.
|
|
|
|
897
|
|
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,540
|
|
I hit the button again.
|
|
|
|
898
|
|
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:31,820
|
|
And because...
|
|
|
|
899
|
|
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,080
|
|
Mr. MeeSix, look at me!
|
|
|
|
900
|
|
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,080
|
|
That one's broken.
|
|
|
|
901
|
|
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,160
|
|
We don't need him anymore.
|
|
|
|
902
|
|
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,380
|
|
Kill him.
|
|
|
|
903
|
|
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:42,100
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
904
|
|
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:42,920
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
905
|
|
01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:46,640
|
|
No, I would kill that other, the one that's about to go insane.
|
|
|
|
906
|
|
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,300
|
|
We don't need an insane MeeSix here.
|
|
|
|
907
|
|
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,580
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
908
|
|
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:53,500
|
|
He tries to do it, but the insane MeeSix kills him.
|
|
|
|
909
|
|
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,600
|
|
So, now we're stuck with the insane MeeSix?
|
|
|
|
910
|
|
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,580
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
911
|
|
01:01:57,580 --> 01:02:00,940
|
|
And all of a sudden, he launches at Cure.
|
|
|
|
912
|
|
01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:03,560
|
|
Wait, what?
|
|
|
|
913
|
|
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,120
|
|
Why?
|
|
|
|
914
|
|
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,800
|
|
No, I hit the button.
|
|
|
|
915
|
|
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,500
|
|
Mr. MeeSix, look at me!
|
|
|
|
916
|
|
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:11,620
|
|
Defend us.
|
|
|
|
917
|
|
01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:14,140
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
918
|
|
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:17,060
|
|
So, now we have a MeeSix on our sides?
|
|
|
|
919
|
|
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:18,700
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
920
|
|
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,700
|
|
Hit it again!
|
|
|
|
921
|
|
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:25,020
|
|
Hit it, like, 12 times.
|
|
|
|
922
|
|
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:28,040
|
|
We're going to have an army of MeeSix, and we're going to take the castle.
|
|
|
|
923
|
|
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,980
|
|
Yeah, this seems OP.
|
|
|
|
924
|
|
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:38,940
|
|
I'm trying to figure out how to do the encounter again.
|
|
|
|
925
|
|
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:41,660
|
|
You can right-click on us,
|
|
|
|
926
|
|
01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:45,640
|
|
and click, I forgot what it is.
|
|
|
|
927
|
|
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:48,260
|
|
Oh, yeah, the sword and shield, that adds us to the encounter.
|
|
|
|
928
|
|
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:49,620
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
929
|
|
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:53,280
|
|
Oh, I did not make a MeeSix one.
|
|
|
|
930
|
|
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,080
|
|
Oh, it's not going to be in your compendium.
|
|
|
|
931
|
|
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,680
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
932
|
|
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:09,140
|
|
I mean, we could just roll, you could just put a blank,
|
|
|
|
933
|
|
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:12,880
|
|
a blank character there, and we could just roll it manually.
|
|
|
|
934
|
|
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,360
|
|
How can I do the blank character?
|
|
|
|
935
|
|
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,620
|
|
If you go, there should be like a plus sign if you go under the character menu.
|
|
|
|
936
|
|
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:27,480
|
|
Sign?
|
|
|
|
937
|
|
01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:32,860
|
|
Yeah, for adding, or maybe there's a create button or something.
|
|
|
|
938
|
|
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,320
|
|
Yeah, I think I found it.
|
|
|
|
939
|
|
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:41,200
|
|
Then I have to...
|
|
|
|
940
|
|
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,900
|
|
I didn't think you guys would do this.
|
|
|
|
941
|
|
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,600
|
|
I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.
|
|
|
|
942
|
|
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,800
|
|
Well, I didn't think we would fight the...
|
|
|
|
943
|
|
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,920
|
|
I didn't think he would go insane.
|
|
|
|
944
|
|
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,120
|
|
I thought it was...
|
|
|
|
945
|
|
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:53,940
|
|
I mean, I thought it was...
|
|
|
|
946
|
|
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:55,340
|
|
You gave him an impossible goal.
|
|
|
|
947
|
|
01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:58,960
|
|
It was a silly question.
|
|
|
|
948
|
|
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,180
|
|
Right.
|
|
|
|
949
|
|
01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:04,140
|
|
We didn't think it would be a problem.
|
|
|
|
950
|
|
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:07,740
|
|
We've seen the episode.
|
|
|
|
951
|
|
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:11,780
|
|
He didn't go insane.
|
|
|
|
952
|
|
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:14,900
|
|
Well, they did go insane.
|
|
|
|
953
|
|
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:18,780
|
|
Yeah, because Jerry couldn't...
|
|
|
|
954
|
|
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:23,640
|
|
Couldn't bring down his golf game by two strokes.
|
|
|
|
955
|
|
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,700
|
|
Right.
|
|
|
|
956
|
|
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,400
|
|
Sounds dirty.
|
|
|
|
957
|
|
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,360
|
|
Have you ever tried to relax?
|
|
|
|
958
|
|
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,500
|
|
It's an impossibility.
|
|
|
|
959
|
|
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,700
|
|
That's pretty good.
|
|
|
|
960
|
|
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,440
|
|
That's pretty good.
|
|
|
|
961
|
|
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:41,940
|
|
Yeah, but there's a good me-seeks and a bad me-seeks.
|
|
|
|
962
|
|
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:47,800
|
|
Also, simple task.
|
|
|
|
963
|
|
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,540
|
|
Didn't...
|
|
|
|
964
|
|
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:49,060
|
|
Oh, blessed.
|
|
|
|
965
|
|
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,740
|
|
Didn't one of them...
|
|
|
|
966
|
|
01:04:50,740 --> 01:04:53,620
|
|
Didn't Summer ask him to make her a more complete...
|
|
|
|
967
|
|
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:53,960
|
|
complete woman?
|
|
|
|
968
|
|
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,420
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
969
|
|
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:55,220
|
|
That was Beth.
|
|
|
|
970
|
|
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:58,000
|
|
What does that even mean?
|
|
|
|
971
|
|
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,620
|
|
I don't know, but...
|
|
|
|
972
|
|
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,400
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
973
|
|
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,200
|
|
And it's radioactive?
|
|
|
|
974
|
|
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,340
|
|
Well, no.
|
|
|
|
975
|
|
01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:05,420
|
|
I'm just using that for good advice.
|
|
|
|
976
|
|
01:05:05,420 --> 01:05:06,520
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
977
|
|
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,060
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
978
|
|
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:07,860
|
|
That works.
|
|
|
|
979
|
|
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,680
|
|
And it's radioactive?
|
|
|
|
980
|
|
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,480
|
|
I'm radioactive!
|
|
|
|
981
|
|
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,220
|
|
I'm radioactive.
|
|
|
|
982
|
|
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:12,460
|
|
I'm sorry.
|
|
|
|
983
|
|
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:14,720
|
|
Imagine Dragons.
|
|
|
|
984
|
|
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,320
|
|
Imagine that.
|
|
|
|
985
|
|
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,040
|
|
Good one.
|
|
|
|
986
|
|
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:19,620
|
|
Shut up.
|
|
|
|
987
|
|
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,920
|
|
Oh, I don't like that.
|
|
|
|
988
|
|
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,380
|
|
Roll your...
|
|
|
|
989
|
|
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,820
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
990
|
|
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:29,740
|
|
Oh, that's bad.
|
|
|
|
991
|
|
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:36,060
|
|
If you go to the encounter tab, you should have a little dice next to your name to roll initiative.
|
|
|
|
992
|
|
01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:44,020
|
|
Did you find it?
|
|
|
|
993
|
|
01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:45,740
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
994
|
|
01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:46,100
|
|
There you are.
|
|
|
|
995
|
|
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:46,840
|
|
Oh, nice roll.
|
|
|
|
996
|
|
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,160
|
|
Nice roll.
|
|
|
|
997
|
|
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,660
|
|
I'm still last.
|
|
|
|
998
|
|
01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:52,680
|
|
So, Kira's first.
|
|
|
|
999
|
|
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,260
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1000
|
|
01:05:55,260 --> 01:05:57,900
|
|
I'm gonna hit him with a magic missile.
|
|
|
|
1001
|
|
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:00,720
|
|
Right on, Kate.
|
|
|
|
1002
|
|
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:01,480
|
|
Coming out swinging.
|
|
|
|
1003
|
|
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,640
|
|
Don't you only get three spells?
|
|
|
|
1004
|
|
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,500
|
|
I get like six.
|
|
|
|
1005
|
|
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,380
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1006
|
|
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,220
|
|
Like, who am I to say?
|
|
|
|
1007
|
|
01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:14,120
|
|
I don't know.
|
|
|
|
1008
|
|
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,800
|
|
Who am I to say?
|
|
|
|
1009
|
|
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:25,040
|
|
Oh, bitch.
|
|
|
|
1010
|
|
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,380
|
|
What is your magic missile?
|
|
|
|
1011
|
|
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:29,580
|
|
What is your magic missile?
|
|
|
|
1012
|
|
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:29,580
|
|
What is your magic missile?
|
|
|
|
1013
|
|
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:42,760
|
|
That should be in here, too, though, in the compendium.
|
|
|
|
1014
|
|
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:48,040
|
|
Spells.
|
|
|
|
1015
|
|
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:52,940
|
|
Spells, bells, bells, bells.
|
|
|
|
1016
|
|
01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:57,240
|
|
Three glowing darts of magical force.
|
|
|
|
1017
|
|
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:01,960
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1018
|
|
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,940
|
|
So, roll three d4s.
|
|
|
|
1019
|
|
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:11,440
|
|
So, how do I do that, Andy?
|
|
|
|
1020
|
|
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:18,640
|
|
So, slash r space 3d4.
|
|
|
|
1021
|
|
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,860
|
|
All one word.
|
|
|
|
1022
|
|
01:07:21,860 --> 01:07:23,840
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1023
|
|
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:23,840
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1024
|
|
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:30,160
|
|
Oh, is that the average?
|
|
|
|
1025
|
|
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,400
|
|
No, that's the total.
|
|
|
|
1026
|
|
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,740
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
1027
|
|
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:38,400
|
|
I think if you click on it, it expands and tells you what the dice were.
|
|
|
|
1028
|
|
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,460
|
|
So, it's a four, a three, and a three.
|
|
|
|
1029
|
|
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:43,000
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
1030
|
|
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,440
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1031
|
|
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,820
|
|
The meat seeks dies.
|
|
|
|
1032
|
|
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:51,000
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1033
|
|
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,540
|
|
That was easy.
|
|
|
|
1034
|
|
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,960
|
|
Can we keep the other one?
|
|
|
|
1035
|
|
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,340
|
|
Nope.
|
|
|
|
1036
|
|
01:07:55,340 --> 01:07:56,320
|
|
He did his job.
|
|
|
|
1037
|
|
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,100
|
|
He disappears.
|
|
|
|
1038
|
|
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,620
|
|
No, I...
|
|
|
|
1039
|
|
01:07:58,620 --> 01:07:59,780
|
|
It's arguable.
|
|
|
|
1040
|
|
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:03,000
|
|
He defended you against the other meat seeks.
|
|
|
|
1041
|
|
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,280
|
|
I hit the button.
|
|
|
|
1042
|
|
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,760
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meat Seeks.
|
|
|
|
1043
|
|
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:08,340
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1044
|
|
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:10,160
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1045
|
|
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:10,940
|
|
Now we're going.
|
|
|
|
1046
|
|
01:08:10,940 --> 01:08:12,460
|
|
Nobody give him an order.
|
|
|
|
1047
|
|
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:18,320
|
|
Mr. Meat Seeks, you are to defend us and work with us and follow our every order.
|
|
|
|
1048
|
|
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,720
|
|
And whim.
|
|
|
|
1049
|
|
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,320
|
|
And whim.
|
|
|
|
1050
|
|
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,360
|
|
And whim.
|
|
|
|
1051
|
|
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,180
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1052
|
|
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:27,840
|
|
I hope he doesn't go insane.
|
|
|
|
1053
|
|
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,020
|
|
Does it go insane?
|
|
|
|
1054
|
|
01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:32,060
|
|
I said, I hope he doesn't.
|
|
|
|
1055
|
|
01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:39,880
|
|
I mean, if this, if a meat seeks can't even take a simple bodyguard job, I mean, what's the point anyway?
|
|
|
|
1056
|
|
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:40,380
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1057
|
|
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:41,400
|
|
Why even have a meat seeks?
|
|
|
|
1058
|
|
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:41,900
|
|
Can I care?
|
|
|
|
1059
|
|
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:42,500
|
|
Can...
|
|
|
|
1060
|
|
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,080
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1061
|
|
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:43,720
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1062
|
|
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:47,880
|
|
Can I try reading the inscription?
|
|
|
|
1063
|
|
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,160
|
|
You cannot read it.
|
|
|
|
1064
|
|
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,400
|
|
But what if I try really hard?
|
|
|
|
1065
|
|
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,100
|
|
Roll a wisdom check.
|
|
|
|
1066
|
|
01:08:56,100 --> 01:09:08,700
|
|
You still can't read it.
|
|
|
|
1067
|
|
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:11,060
|
|
You, your, your brain hurts.
|
|
|
|
1068
|
|
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:12,160
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1069
|
|
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,740
|
|
So you lose one health.
|
|
|
|
1070
|
|
01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:15,880
|
|
Why did I forget about that lesson you tried to teach?
|
|
|
|
1071
|
|
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:16,520
|
|
Boo.
|
|
|
|
1072
|
|
01:09:17,380 --> 01:09:24,260
|
|
My note just says minus one reading.
|
|
|
|
1073
|
|
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:27,840
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1074
|
|
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:31,440
|
|
Uh, I guess we keep going.
|
|
|
|
1075
|
|
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,680
|
|
That's all you're going to do?
|
|
|
|
1076
|
|
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,240
|
|
Yeah, I guess.
|
|
|
|
1077
|
|
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,720
|
|
Is there...
|
|
|
|
1078
|
|
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,680
|
|
Where's our meat seeks?
|
|
|
|
1079
|
|
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:46,420
|
|
I mean, should we just keep, keep getting meat seeks to do things for us?
|
|
|
|
1080
|
|
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:51,780
|
|
Yeah, I, I, I, why don't we hit it like five times?
|
|
|
|
1081
|
|
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:53,240
|
|
We only have five meat seekss.
|
|
|
|
1082
|
|
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:55,440
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1083
|
|
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:56,840
|
|
I didn't really have all of them.
|
|
|
|
1084
|
|
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,540
|
|
But you do it this time.
|
|
|
|
1085
|
|
01:09:58,540 --> 01:09:59,540
|
|
Because I've got this one.
|
|
|
|
1086
|
|
01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:00,660
|
|
I hit the button.
|
|
|
|
1087
|
|
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:04,680
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1088
|
|
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,200
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1089
|
|
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,780
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1090
|
|
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:08,460
|
|
Join our defense coterie.
|
|
|
|
1091
|
|
01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:10,940
|
|
You got it.
|
|
|
|
1092
|
|
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,900
|
|
That's not what he says.
|
|
|
|
1093
|
|
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,540
|
|
He says can do.
|
|
|
|
1094
|
|
01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:17,480
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1095
|
|
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,700
|
|
Can do.
|
|
|
|
1096
|
|
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:19,840
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1097
|
|
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,980
|
|
I'll hit the button again.
|
|
|
|
1098
|
|
01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:26,780
|
|
Uh, and we would like to...
|
|
|
|
1099
|
|
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:27,000
|
|
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1100
|
|
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:27,680
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1101
|
|
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:31,200
|
|
Uh, and two more times.
|
|
|
|
1102
|
|
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,900
|
|
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1103
|
|
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:34,340
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1104
|
|
01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:35,160
|
|
Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1105
|
|
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,700
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1106
|
|
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,140
|
|
You shall defend us.
|
|
|
|
1107
|
|
01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:40,420
|
|
Oh, boy.
|
|
|
|
1108
|
|
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:41,400
|
|
You got it.
|
|
|
|
1109
|
|
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:42,740
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1110
|
|
01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:45,880
|
|
We got a little, we got a little, we got a little, now we got ourselves an actual fucking,
|
|
|
|
1111
|
|
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,180
|
|
uh, this is what I'm talking about.
|
|
|
|
1112
|
|
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:49,800
|
|
We got ourselves an actual team now.
|
|
|
|
1113
|
|
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,400
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1114
|
|
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,660
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1115
|
|
01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:56,020
|
|
No, I can already tell this is going to be great.
|
|
|
|
1116
|
|
01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,240
|
|
This is going to be great.
|
|
|
|
1117
|
|
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:00,720
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1118
|
|
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,060
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1119
|
|
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:01,440
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1120
|
|
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:09,400
|
|
Uh, now we're going to, now Meeseeks, we're going to do an Operation Meeseeks shield.
|
|
|
|
1121
|
|
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,680
|
|
Get in front of us and walk through that door.
|
|
|
|
1122
|
|
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,600
|
|
You've already given them their orders.
|
|
|
|
1123
|
|
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,320
|
|
Which is to defend us.
|
|
|
|
1124
|
|
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,420
|
|
To defend you.
|
|
|
|
1125
|
|
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:20,640
|
|
There's no certain why or how, but.
|
|
|
|
1126
|
|
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,280
|
|
Um.
|
|
|
|
1127
|
|
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,380
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1128
|
|
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,800
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1129
|
|
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,580
|
|
Andy, I would suggest you copy all the tokens.
|
|
|
|
1130
|
|
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:33,200
|
|
Just, just highlight everything in Command C to paste it into the next room.
|
|
|
|
1131
|
|
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,780
|
|
I'm assuming you have no tokens in the next room.
|
|
|
|
1132
|
|
01:11:34,780 --> 01:11:36,960
|
|
Oh, there's two doors.
|
|
|
|
1133
|
|
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,120
|
|
There are two doors.
|
|
|
|
1134
|
|
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,420
|
|
Or three, including the one we came in.
|
|
|
|
1135
|
|
01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:42,040
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1136
|
|
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:44,740
|
|
Um.
|
|
|
|
1137
|
|
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:47,740
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1138
|
|
01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:51,060
|
|
Well, Jerry, I already walked through the one right in front, which is fine.
|
|
|
|
1139
|
|
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:52,040
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1140
|
|
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,740
|
|
We'll be fine.
|
|
|
|
1141
|
|
01:11:53,740 --> 01:12:01,520
|
|
So that one's not, it's, it's a door, but you, you go up to it and you knock.
|
|
|
|
1142
|
|
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,540
|
|
Oh, it's not open.
|
|
|
|
1143
|
|
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:04,840
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1144
|
|
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,520
|
|
Or, or you go up to it.
|
|
|
|
1145
|
|
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,040
|
|
You don't knock.
|
|
|
|
1146
|
|
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,560
|
|
But.
|
|
|
|
1147
|
|
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,860
|
|
And it says, here's another door for you.
|
|
|
|
1148
|
|
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,500
|
|
This one's made of an indestructible magic metal.
|
|
|
|
1149
|
|
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,360
|
|
I don't know.
|
|
|
|
1150
|
|
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,160
|
|
Because I can.
|
|
|
|
1151
|
|
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:21,700
|
|
I feel like you keep saying indestructible and undefeatable.
|
|
|
|
1152
|
|
01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,720
|
|
And we've defeated some of those people already.
|
|
|
|
1153
|
|
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,100
|
|
Anyone.
|
|
|
|
1154
|
|
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:24,780
|
|
Anyway.
|
|
|
|
1155
|
|
01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:27,960
|
|
It has one of those sliding people things, which is closed.
|
|
|
|
1156
|
|
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,860
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1157
|
|
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:32,140
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1158
|
|
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,160
|
|
Knock on it.
|
|
|
|
1159
|
|
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,140
|
|
I kick it.
|
|
|
|
1160
|
|
01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:37,720
|
|
Nothing.
|
|
|
|
1161
|
|
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,520
|
|
I hurt my foot.
|
|
|
|
1162
|
|
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,900
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1163
|
|
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:42,640
|
|
Um.
|
|
|
|
1164
|
|
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,300
|
|
I knock on it.
|
|
|
|
1165
|
|
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:45,980
|
|
I go across the room to the other door.
|
|
|
|
1166
|
|
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:47,360
|
|
Listen here.
|
|
|
|
1167
|
|
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,420
|
|
That's when we came in, I think, isn't it?
|
|
|
|
1168
|
|
01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:50,280
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1169
|
|
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,120
|
|
That's the one you came in.
|
|
|
|
1170
|
|
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,580
|
|
That does track.
|
|
|
|
1171
|
|
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,580
|
|
I would get confused.
|
|
|
|
1172
|
|
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:55,420
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1173
|
|
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:56,160
|
|
Go to this one.
|
|
|
|
1174
|
|
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,760
|
|
That one's locked.
|
|
|
|
1175
|
|
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,040
|
|
So that was all in character.
|
|
|
|
1176
|
|
01:12:59,040 --> 01:12:59,160
|
|
Oh my God.
|
|
|
|
1177
|
|
01:12:59,160 --> 01:12:59,760
|
|
We're trapped.
|
|
|
|
1178
|
|
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,380
|
|
Wait.
|
|
|
|
1179
|
|
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:01,480
|
|
Is there a little sliding door?
|
|
|
|
1180
|
|
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:02,700
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1181
|
|
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:04,080
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1182
|
|
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:04,780
|
|
I pushed the button.
|
|
|
|
1183
|
|
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:07,060
|
|
There's no button.
|
|
|
|
1184
|
|
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:07,740
|
|
Wait.
|
|
|
|
1185
|
|
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:08,600
|
|
The Meeseeks button.
|
|
|
|
1186
|
|
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,020
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1187
|
|
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:15,120
|
|
Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1188
|
|
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:15,680
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1189
|
|
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,080
|
|
Open this door.
|
|
|
|
1190
|
|
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:23,620
|
|
The Meeseeks walks over and slides open the peephole slide door and disappears.
|
|
|
|
1191
|
|
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:25,340
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
1192
|
|
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:26,160
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1193
|
|
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,300
|
|
He's going to go open it for us.
|
|
|
|
1194
|
|
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:28,720
|
|
He'll be back.
|
|
|
|
1195
|
|
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:29,080
|
|
You'll see.
|
|
|
|
1196
|
|
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:34,620
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1197
|
|
01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:36,040
|
|
Well, now what?
|
|
|
|
1198
|
|
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:39,720
|
|
Well, we're waiting for the Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1199
|
|
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,940
|
|
Waiting for what?
|
|
|
|
1200
|
|
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:42,860
|
|
He disappeared.
|
|
|
|
1201
|
|
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:43,500
|
|
Him to open the door.
|
|
|
|
1202
|
|
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,960
|
|
No, he opened the door on the door and he disappeared.
|
|
|
|
1203
|
|
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,160
|
|
Can't we do that?
|
|
|
|
1204
|
|
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,260
|
|
Yeah, you could have, but you didn't.
|
|
|
|
1205
|
|
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:55,520
|
|
You used the Meeseeks on it.
|
|
|
|
1206
|
|
01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:04,440
|
|
You brought a creature into existence to slide open this little door, which you very easily
|
|
|
|
1207
|
|
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,020
|
|
could have done.
|
|
|
|
1208
|
|
01:14:05,380 --> 01:14:07,340
|
|
Oh, well, let's do that now.
|
|
|
|
1209
|
|
01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,400
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1210
|
|
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,220
|
|
I mean, what do you mean do that now?
|
|
|
|
1211
|
|
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:10,920
|
|
It's already open.
|
|
|
|
1212
|
|
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,740
|
|
Oh, so we can walk through it.
|
|
|
|
1213
|
|
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:13,540
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1214
|
|
01:14:13,540 --> 01:14:14,360
|
|
It's a people.
|
|
|
|
1215
|
|
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:20,800
|
|
It's like a, it's like on a jail or, you know, like on those prohibition eras.
|
|
|
|
1216
|
|
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,620
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1217
|
|
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:27,700
|
|
You know, you knock on the door and someone slides open the little peephole to talk to.
|
|
|
|
1218
|
|
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,820
|
|
Say what you want.
|
|
|
|
1219
|
|
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:29,500
|
|
It's one of those.
|
|
|
|
1220
|
|
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,920
|
|
The Meeseeks can fit through it?
|
|
|
|
1221
|
|
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,260
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1222
|
|
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:34,280
|
|
He opened it and disappeared.
|
|
|
|
1223
|
|
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:39,360
|
|
Oh, but no, we're talking about the, I'll push the button again.
|
|
|
|
1224
|
|
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:44,760
|
|
I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1225
|
|
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:45,340
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1226
|
|
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:49,020
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1227
|
|
01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:53,000
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1228
|
|
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,100
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1229
|
|
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:58,020
|
|
We want you to.
|
|
|
|
1230
|
|
01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:58,900
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.
|
|
|
|
1231
|
|
01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:02,340
|
|
We want you to open this door and not the sliding door.
|
|
|
|
1232
|
|
01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:04,780
|
|
I'm talking about the entire door so we can get through it.
|
|
|
|
1233
|
|
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,200
|
|
That door's already open, idiot.
|
|
|
|
1234
|
|
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:10,860
|
|
So Mr. Meeseeks, the sliding people.
|
|
|
|
1235
|
|
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:13,140
|
|
Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about.
|
|
|
|
1236
|
|
01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:15,080
|
|
I'm talking about the door so we can go through it.
|
|
|
|
1237
|
|
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,640
|
|
Wait, is it already open?
|
|
|
|
1238
|
|
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,260
|
|
We haven't tried opening it yet?
|
|
|
|
1239
|
|
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:27,220
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks walks over and starts tugging on the door to no avail, but he keeps trying.
|
|
|
|
1240
|
|
01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:28,080
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1241
|
|
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:28,600
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1242
|
|
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,320
|
|
Well, at least we got, we got our best men on it.
|
|
|
|
1243
|
|
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:37,200
|
|
We got our best men on the job.
|
|
|
|
1244
|
|
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:41,500
|
|
We'll wait out here in a couple hours, I'm sure.
|
|
|
|
1245
|
|
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,760
|
|
So is there anything written on the door?
|
|
|
|
1246
|
|
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:50,140
|
|
No, but through it, you can see a little flame skull on the other side.
|
|
|
|
1247
|
|
01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:50,900
|
|
On the.
|
|
|
|
1248
|
|
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:55,360
|
|
Well, is he like just watching us or like he's like.
|
|
|
|
1249
|
|
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:59,400
|
|
All you can see through the people is a skeletal mouth chattering away in a froggy voice.
|
|
|
|
1250
|
|
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,180
|
|
It says, I'm sorry.
|
|
|
|
1251
|
|
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,060
|
|
I'm just so nervous.
|
|
|
|
1252
|
|
01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:03,880
|
|
I'm loaded.
|
|
|
|
1253
|
|
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,320
|
|
I hope y'all aren't hurt or scared or discomforted or.
|
|
|
|
1254
|
|
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,500
|
|
Oh, Lord, it did.
|
|
|
|
1255
|
|
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,620
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1256
|
|
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:10,640
|
|
I was so startled.
|
|
|
|
1257
|
|
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,080
|
|
Is he talking to us?
|
|
|
|
1258
|
|
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,380
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1259
|
|
01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:14,300
|
|
Through the people.
|
|
|
|
1260
|
|
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:15,820
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1261
|
|
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:17,140
|
|
The skeletal.
|
|
|
|
1262
|
|
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,720
|
|
The skeletal.
|
|
|
|
1263
|
|
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,440
|
|
The skeletal thing backs off.
|
|
|
|
1264
|
|
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,160
|
|
And you can see it's just a skull yapping away.
|
|
|
|
1265
|
|
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:27,100
|
|
It's wreathed in flames and its eye sockets contains.
|
|
|
|
1266
|
|
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,240
|
|
There's a fire.
|
|
|
|
1267
|
|
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:33,280
|
|
The room beyond the people is covered with hundreds of metal spikes poking out from the
|
|
|
|
1268
|
|
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,260
|
|
walls towards the center.
|
|
|
|
1269
|
|
01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:37,160
|
|
Some of the spikes on the floor have skulls mounted on them.
|
|
|
|
1270
|
|
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,140
|
|
And a little skull says, I've been trapped in here forever.
|
|
|
|
1271
|
|
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:40,560
|
|
It seems.
|
|
|
|
1272
|
|
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,180
|
|
Isn't that right?
|
|
|
|
1273
|
|
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,020
|
|
Could y'all help us?
|
|
|
|
1274
|
|
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:47,120
|
|
Could we help you?
|
|
|
|
1275
|
|
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,760
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1276
|
|
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,920
|
|
I was just about to ask you the same thing.
|
|
|
|
1277
|
|
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,940
|
|
Well, I'm the one trapped in a room.
|
|
|
|
1278
|
|
01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:55,860
|
|
I can't open the door.
|
|
|
|
1279
|
|
01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:56,200
|
|
I ain't got.
|
|
|
|
1280
|
|
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,620
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1281
|
|
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,760
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1282
|
|
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,000
|
|
You want a Mr. Meeseeks?
|
|
|
|
1283
|
|
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,540
|
|
What good would that do me?
|
|
|
|
1284
|
|
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,280
|
|
I have no arms to press the button.
|
|
|
|
1285
|
|
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,040
|
|
But I can push it for you.
|
|
|
|
1286
|
|
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,900
|
|
Then you have a Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1287
|
|
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:17,900
|
|
And he doesn't fit through the slot, does he?
|
|
|
|
1288
|
|
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:20,020
|
|
He will not fit through the slot.
|
|
|
|
1289
|
|
01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:20,300
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1290
|
|
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,820
|
|
We got a Mr. Meeseeks working on the door right now.
|
|
|
|
1291
|
|
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:24,240
|
|
He should be in pretty soon.
|
|
|
|
1292
|
|
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,120
|
|
It's any minute.
|
|
|
|
1293
|
|
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:26,420
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1294
|
|
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:29,460
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks keeps struggling.
|
|
|
|
1295
|
|
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:30,620
|
|
And you can see the.
|
|
|
|
1296
|
|
01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:34,620
|
|
You can see the hair on his chin starting to grow.
|
|
|
|
1297
|
|
01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:35,500
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1298
|
|
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:36,780
|
|
Because he's been here too long.
|
|
|
|
1299
|
|
01:17:36,780 --> 01:17:37,960
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1300
|
|
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,440
|
|
He's.
|
|
|
|
1301
|
|
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:46,080
|
|
I have no idea what we're supposed to do.
|
|
|
|
1302
|
|
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:49,200
|
|
I hit the button.
|
|
|
|
1303
|
|
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:55,780
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.
|
|
|
|
1304
|
|
01:17:55,780 --> 01:17:57,180
|
|
Hey, Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1305
|
|
01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:58,980
|
|
What does that inscription say?
|
|
|
|
1306
|
|
01:17:58,980 --> 01:17:59,040
|
|
Hey.
|
|
|
|
1307
|
|
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,340
|
|
Says, I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1308
|
|
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:07,940
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1309
|
|
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,240
|
|
And he disappears.
|
|
|
|
1310
|
|
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,660
|
|
That's it?
|
|
|
|
1311
|
|
01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:14,560
|
|
That's it.
|
|
|
|
1312
|
|
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,080
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.
|
|
|
|
1313
|
|
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,900
|
|
Oh, man.
|
|
|
|
1314
|
|
01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:25,280
|
|
Can we look around the room for.
|
|
|
|
1315
|
|
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,920
|
|
So it's locked.
|
|
|
|
1316
|
|
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,320
|
|
So we're looking at it.
|
|
|
|
1317
|
|
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:29,580
|
|
Does it.
|
|
|
|
1318
|
|
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:32,080
|
|
It has like a keyhole or something that makes it locked?
|
|
|
|
1319
|
|
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:32,740
|
|
No, it's just.
|
|
|
|
1320
|
|
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,320
|
|
No, it's just.
|
|
|
|
1321
|
|
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:33,880
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1322
|
|
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:37,020
|
|
The one on the bottom of the room is locked.
|
|
|
|
1323
|
|
01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:38,180
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1324
|
|
01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:39,660
|
|
The one with the flames on the other side.
|
|
|
|
1325
|
|
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:40,820
|
|
The door is just really heavy.
|
|
|
|
1326
|
|
01:18:40,820 --> 01:18:43,360
|
|
And he can't open it up because he doesn't have any.
|
|
|
|
1327
|
|
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,900
|
|
Oh, but.
|
|
|
|
1328
|
|
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,020
|
|
Oh, it's not.
|
|
|
|
1329
|
|
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,780
|
|
Do we try opening the door?
|
|
|
|
1330
|
|
01:18:48,780 --> 01:18:51,420
|
|
No, you just walked up to it.
|
|
|
|
1331
|
|
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:56,040
|
|
But the Meeseeks has been pulling on the door.
|
|
|
|
1332
|
|
01:18:56,040 --> 01:19:00,060
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks is weak.
|
|
|
|
1333
|
|
01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:00,940
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1334
|
|
01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:02,200
|
|
Let's try opening the door.
|
|
|
|
1335
|
|
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,620
|
|
Is it a push?
|
|
|
|
1336
|
|
01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:04,280
|
|
Here.
|
|
|
|
1337
|
|
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,760
|
|
Here.
|
|
|
|
1338
|
|
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,720
|
|
Try opening the door.
|
|
|
|
1339
|
|
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:10,860
|
|
I walk up and I try pulling the door.
|
|
|
|
1340
|
|
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,080
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1341
|
|
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,360
|
|
Give me an athletics check.
|
|
|
|
1342
|
|
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,620
|
|
For a door.
|
|
|
|
1343
|
|
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:17,060
|
|
I don't.
|
|
|
|
1344
|
|
01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:18,500
|
|
I think I can open up a door.
|
|
|
|
1345
|
|
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:22,620
|
|
Maybe that's not what you're rolling for.
|
|
|
|
1346
|
|
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:24,800
|
|
How do I do this again?
|
|
|
|
1347
|
|
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:25,660
|
|
Athletics check.
|
|
|
|
1348
|
|
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:28,980
|
|
So under normal and the normal.
|
|
|
|
1349
|
|
01:19:28,980 --> 01:19:29,600
|
|
Just normal.
|
|
|
|
1350
|
|
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,940
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1351
|
|
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:39,620
|
|
You got a seven.
|
|
|
|
1352
|
|
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:41,720
|
|
The door does not budge.
|
|
|
|
1353
|
|
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,560
|
|
Get out of here, old man.
|
|
|
|
1354
|
|
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,220
|
|
Let me try it.
|
|
|
|
1355
|
|
01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:46,920
|
|
Can I can I roll for it?
|
|
|
|
1356
|
|
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,800
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1357
|
|
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,980
|
|
Athletics.
|
|
|
|
1358
|
|
01:19:50,980 --> 01:20:02,800
|
|
14.
|
|
|
|
1359
|
|
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:02,860
|
|
14.
|
|
|
|
1360
|
|
01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:03,220
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1361
|
|
01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:05,060
|
|
The door starts to open.
|
|
|
|
1362
|
|
01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:08,900
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1363
|
|
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:09,800
|
|
So the door's open.
|
|
|
|
1364
|
|
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,040
|
|
Mr. Meeseeks trying to open the door.
|
|
|
|
1365
|
|
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,020
|
|
Disappears.
|
|
|
|
1366
|
|
01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:14,880
|
|
So it opened.
|
|
|
|
1367
|
|
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,500
|
|
The door opened.
|
|
|
|
1368
|
|
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,340
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1369
|
|
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:21,400
|
|
We're in.
|
|
|
|
1370
|
|
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,600
|
|
That was a lot harder than it should have been.
|
|
|
|
1371
|
|
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:26,500
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1372
|
|
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,340
|
|
So the door's open.
|
|
|
|
1373
|
|
01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:27,800
|
|
What do you do?
|
|
|
|
1374
|
|
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,540
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1375
|
|
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:33,940
|
|
Well, we see the skull.
|
|
|
|
1376
|
|
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:36,280
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1377
|
|
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:38,600
|
|
And we say.
|
|
|
|
1378
|
|
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,040
|
|
That's so.
|
|
|
|
1379
|
|
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:41,760
|
|
Hello.
|
|
|
|
1380
|
|
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,280
|
|
Hi.
|
|
|
|
1381
|
|
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,240
|
|
Thank you for opening the door.
|
|
|
|
1382
|
|
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:47,420
|
|
You're welcome.
|
|
|
|
1383
|
|
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:49,440
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1384
|
|
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,040
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1385
|
|
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:50,840
|
|
What's up?
|
|
|
|
1386
|
|
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:51,100
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1387
|
|
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,160
|
|
The.
|
|
|
|
1388
|
|
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,540
|
|
It is a bunch of spikes and skull.
|
|
|
|
1389
|
|
01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:55,520
|
|
Some skulls on this.
|
|
|
|
1390
|
|
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,900
|
|
Oh, I love what you've done to the place.
|
|
|
|
1391
|
|
01:20:59,400 --> 01:20:59,840
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1392
|
|
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,780
|
|
So the little flame skull.
|
|
|
|
1393
|
|
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:04,580
|
|
Cast mage hand and picks up the skull.
|
|
|
|
1394
|
|
01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:05,820
|
|
Of Andy.
|
|
|
|
1395
|
|
01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:09,100
|
|
And starts walking out.
|
|
|
|
1396
|
|
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,760
|
|
So there were.
|
|
|
|
1397
|
|
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:12,980
|
|
There were two skeletons.
|
|
|
|
1398
|
|
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:14,000
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1399
|
|
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:14,460
|
|
Well.
|
|
|
|
1400
|
|
01:21:15,460 --> 01:21:16,580
|
|
One that's on fire.
|
|
|
|
1401
|
|
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,000
|
|
And one that he just picked up.
|
|
|
|
1402
|
|
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,320
|
|
From one of the spikes.
|
|
|
|
1403
|
|
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,520
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1404
|
|
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,640
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1405
|
|
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,020
|
|
The skull passes the party.
|
|
|
|
1406
|
|
01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:24,640
|
|
And.
|
|
|
|
1407
|
|
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,040
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1408
|
|
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,320
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1409
|
|
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,060
|
|
Since you did it.
|
|
|
|
1410
|
|
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:27,520
|
|
Give me a.
|
|
|
|
1411
|
|
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,000
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1412
|
|
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,900
|
|
Perception check with advantage.
|
|
|
|
1413
|
|
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,120
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1414
|
|
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:35,660
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1415
|
|
01:21:35,660 --> 01:21:36,520
|
|
This wig is itchy.
|
|
|
|
1416
|
|
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,580
|
|
Maybe it's not a wig.
|
|
|
|
1417
|
|
01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,820
|
|
Maybe it's lice.
|
|
|
|
1418
|
|
01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:44,300
|
|
It's crabs.
|
|
|
|
1419
|
|
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,620
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1420
|
|
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:46,120
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1421
|
|
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:46,720
|
|
So.
|
|
|
|
1422
|
|
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:47,820
|
|
So you see that.
|
|
|
|
1423
|
|
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:49,200
|
|
As the skull is.
|
|
|
|
1424
|
|
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,660
|
|
Floating by you.
|
|
|
|
1425
|
|
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:52,040
|
|
The.
|
|
|
|
1426
|
|
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,100
|
|
There's a tiny glass vial.
|
|
|
|
1427
|
|
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:54,680
|
|
That drops.
|
|
|
|
1428
|
|
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,800
|
|
Empty eye socket.
|
|
|
|
1429
|
|
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:00,300
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1430
|
|
01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:01,400
|
|
Both of you give me.
|
|
|
|
1431
|
|
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,900
|
|
A acrobatics check.
|
|
|
|
1432
|
|
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:11,780
|
|
Do we ever have to change.
|
|
|
|
1433
|
|
01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:12,800
|
|
The ability modifier.
|
|
|
|
1434
|
|
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,540
|
|
I don't think so.
|
|
|
|
1435
|
|
01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:15,500
|
|
I think that's built in.
|
|
|
|
1436
|
|
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:20,220
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1437
|
|
01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:21,440
|
|
Who wrote that.
|
|
|
|
1438
|
|
01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:23,000
|
|
Oh no.
|
|
|
|
1439
|
|
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:23,300
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1440
|
|
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:23,620
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1441
|
|
01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:24,220
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1442
|
|
01:22:24,220 --> 01:22:24,440
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1443
|
|
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:24,620
|
|
Sum.
|
|
|
|
1444
|
|
01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:24,840
|
|
You're.
|
|
|
|
1445
|
|
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,540
|
|
You're able to catch this vial.
|
|
|
|
1446
|
|
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,780
|
|
That's fallen down.
|
|
|
|
1447
|
|
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,640
|
|
Whoop.
|
|
|
|
1448
|
|
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,620
|
|
And.
|
|
|
|
1449
|
|
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:35,180
|
|
You can tell that it was a potion of flying.
|
|
|
|
1450
|
|
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,200
|
|
That he dropped out of his eye socket.
|
|
|
|
1451
|
|
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,780
|
|
Well.
|
|
|
|
1452
|
|
01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:41,200
|
|
I'll save this for a rainy day.
|
|
|
|
1453
|
|
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,600
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1454
|
|
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,120
|
|
And.
|
|
|
|
1455
|
|
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,340
|
|
The flame skull starts to fly by.
|
|
|
|
1456
|
|
01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:47,700
|
|
To the door to the south.
|
|
|
|
1457
|
|
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:49,460
|
|
And as it does so.
|
|
|
|
1458
|
|
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:51,200
|
|
It burns up all these me seeps.
|
|
|
|
1459
|
|
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,640
|
|
Wait a second.
|
|
|
|
1460
|
|
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,020
|
|
We have so many questions for you.
|
|
|
|
1461
|
|
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:57,020
|
|
And it just keeps going.
|
|
|
|
1462
|
|
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,120
|
|
Oh boy.
|
|
|
|
1463
|
|
01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:00,600
|
|
And it runs into this door.
|
|
|
|
1464
|
|
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,700
|
|
That's down on the bottom.
|
|
|
|
1465
|
|
01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:02,540
|
|
And it burns it.
|
|
|
|
1466
|
|
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,580
|
|
So now it's unlocked.
|
|
|
|
1467
|
|
01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:05,480
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1468
|
|
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,900
|
|
And he just keeps on trucking huh.
|
|
|
|
1469
|
|
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:07,760
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1470
|
|
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:08,460
|
|
He just keeps going.
|
|
|
|
1471
|
|
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:10,280
|
|
And there's nothing in that.
|
|
|
|
1472
|
|
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,880
|
|
That room is just basically spikes.
|
|
|
|
1473
|
|
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:12,320
|
|
There's nothing.
|
|
|
|
1474
|
|
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,040
|
|
There's no more.
|
|
|
|
1475
|
|
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,300
|
|
Nothing of interest in there.
|
|
|
|
1476
|
|
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,500
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1477
|
|
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,540
|
|
Then what's the point.
|
|
|
|
1478
|
|
01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:20,380
|
|
Dad.
|
|
|
|
1479
|
|
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:23,520
|
|
I pushed the button.
|
|
|
|
1480
|
|
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:30,000
|
|
Hi Mr. Meeseeks.
|
|
|
|
1481
|
|
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,480
|
|
Look at me.
|
|
|
|
1482
|
|
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,420
|
|
Slap him please.
|
|
|
|
1483
|
|
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:35,200
|
|
Who?
|
|
|
|
1484
|
|
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,600
|
|
The.
|
|
|
|
1485
|
|
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:37,200
|
|
Uh.
|
|
|
|
1486
|
|
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:37,760
|
|
Here.
|
|
|
|
1487
|
|
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,800
|
|
Is that.
|
|
|
|
1488
|
|
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,260
|
|
Is that the weird looking guy?
|
|
|
|
1489
|
|
01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:42,340
|
|
Um.
|
|
|
|
1490
|
|
01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,000
|
|
Hey.
|
|
|
|
1491
|
|
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,580
|
|
Well we have a strong resemblance.
|
|
|
|
1492
|
|
01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:45,920
|
|
So I'd appreciate you.
|
|
|
|
1493
|
|
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,020
|
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Not calling him.
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1494
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01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:48,000
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Weird looking.
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1495
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01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:51,660
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Is it the weak looking guy?
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1496
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01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:52,180
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Yeah.
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1497
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01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:52,560
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That one.
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1498
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01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,940
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All right.
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1499
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01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:56,920
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And then he slaps.
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1500
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01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,000
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And.
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1501
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01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,340
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Oh.
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1502
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01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:02,040
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One damage.
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1503
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01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:03,020
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Oh.
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1504
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01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,960
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I didn't mean for that to happen.
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1505
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01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:06,320
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That was supposed to be for comedy.
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1506
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01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,860
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And Mr. Meeseeks disappears.
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1507
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01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,000
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Cheers.
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1508
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01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:13,380
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This professionals are just associated information about the
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1509
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01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:19,680
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English-speaking individual once inplatz facility or
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1510
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01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,460
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near the French Messiah, California for today's service.
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1511
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01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:25,860
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I'm going to show you the best Kiki with this.
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