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I'm not. Roll the d10, Tiger.
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Oh.
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He did tell you that a couple times.
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Yeah, you.
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No, you told me once.
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Yeah, he pointed at you in the audience.
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Thank you for doing that.
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Idiot.
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Got him.
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Get him again.
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I'm not sure why.
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All right.
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So you go up eight hit points.
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So you are now at 25.
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All right.
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So plus I'm going up eight.
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Yeah.
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It's whatever you roll.
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Plus two.
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All right.
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Plus eight equals 25.
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And you changed it in my statute already on.
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Yeah.
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Yes, I did.
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Cool.
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Where do we end last game?
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I don't really remember.
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I'll show you in a second.
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So but I remember we played that game.
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So but I remember we played that game.
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And then the game.
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See here.
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I got a ton of stuff.
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Oh, right.
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I didn't get anything.
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I think you guys mostly just played that game.
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Was that a game?
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Yeah, that's all you did was play the game.
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No, it's not anything.
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I didn't get a chance to sell anything.
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No, you don't.
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But what?
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What?
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You just want to say I'm dumb.
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I didn't even get to.
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No.
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All right.
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Boo.
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Roll one D six.
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Oh, I got a bow.
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You didn't.
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Well, someone got a bow.
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Whether or not they gave it to you.
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I don't remember.
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Slash is on the wrong side.
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Boo.
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Sorry.
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Slash hour.
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Yeah, it's not a Reddit.
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Yeah, mama.
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All right.
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So.
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Google's up six.
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Six hit points.
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Yeah.
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So now you are at 20.
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And I also gave you guys full health.
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For leveling up.
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Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Oh, plus eight.
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Do I get it?
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Oh, I guess I don't get anything else.
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I'm going to three.
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Improved critical.
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Call your weapon attack.
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Score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20.
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Yes.
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That's you.
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Get that.
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Boo.
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You cannot prepare and cast second level spells.
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I don't know what that means, but.
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Well, I would.
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Sounds like there's level one and level two spells.
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Yeah.
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I think there's up to level three.
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Well, there's.
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Yeah, there's three levels of the spell.
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Okay.
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So it just basically means my spells will be more powerful, right?
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Well, you get four first level spells.
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Well, you get four first level spells and two second spells.
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I don't have a list on my sheet of exactly.
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Like, all I have is the spells that are kind of like at the bottom of the spell book on my page.
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Yeah.
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Is that like that's just those are the first level spells.
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I don't see anything about my second level spells on this.
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That's what I was just about to look up.
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What was this?
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I see.
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Ivaco.
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Okay.
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I don't understand this.
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Sorry.
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Give me a second.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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What is it, Andy, what is it called? Is it improved critical or like accent church? Is that like a skill or a...
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Yours when it says improved critical?
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Yeah.
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No, I think it's just, I think that's like a passive skill.
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Well, what, because I'm trying to find it in Foundry and I don't really know what to call it. It's obviously not a spell.
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I don't think it's an item.
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Skill?
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No, there's no skill on here.
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Because I thought I put action surge in there, but maybe I didn't.
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Oh, feature abilities.
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Abilities would be another one too.
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So did you figure out your spell thing, Boo?
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No, not really.
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No, I didn't either.
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Are we waiting on that?
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I was going to see if he had something in the book that would more talk about what the second level spells are.
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I'm only set up to do for like this page that I got only has like the first level spells on it, I think.
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Yeah, there's a whole list here of spell books.
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Is there like a, maybe a web page or is it in D&D Beyond or something?
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It should be in D&D Beyond.
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Let me.
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Magical.
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Oh, yeah.
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yeah for some reasons ability's not
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is not on here it's weird maybe I just don't have I don't have access to them
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all right well I better write it down
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all right
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Thank you.
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I don't really know.
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I don't know the site.
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I'm trying to look around.
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I don't know if my spells are the same as, say, as in D&D.
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But even then, I don't know what first level spell.
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Okay, I'll send you a text.
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Or in Discord.
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I don't know who's on his computer.
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It might be easier on Discord.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I'll take a picture of it.
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And I'll post it in the Discord.
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Thank you.
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Features.
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Class table.
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Oh, I see.
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Okay, cool.
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So, I think the ones with...
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Yeah, you can pick two of those.
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And use them once?
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You can use...
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How is that?
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You can only use two.
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So, you can only prepare...
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What is it?
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Six spells.
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The second level?
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No.
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Total.
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Total?
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Yeah.
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So, and then you can only use two of them at a second level.
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Okay.
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So, the other four have to be first level.
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Do I have to prepare them now?
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Yeah, you have to tell me which ones that you're going to use.
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If you want to know more about them, I can find them to tell you.
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Yeah.
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Can you tell me about the Lesser Restoration and the Prayer of Healing?
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One of those two?
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I mean, it looks like all these are like...
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Besides the Spiritual Weapon...
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Clear.
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They're all...
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Lesser Restoration or the Prayer of Healing.
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I just want to get a healing spell.
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I don't think I have one.
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Where do you see...
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Second level spells?
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Yeah.
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Lesser Restoration.
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In that picture I sent you?
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Yeah.
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Oh, those are Cleric spells.
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Oh.
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All right, because there's Cleric and there's Wizard spells.
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Okay.
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Oh, I wonder which one you are.
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Yeah, I sent you the wrong list.
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I apologize.
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No, it's okay.
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I want to get some out of the kitchen.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Take your time.
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We apparently have lots of it.
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Sorry about that.
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No, no.
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I was trying to...
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It said there's some healing spells on there, so I was going to try to go for that.
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Yeah, that makes sense, but yeah, you're not a Cleric.
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You're a Wizard.
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You're a Wizard, Harry.
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You're a Harry Wizard.
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Or maybe...
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Because I don't know.
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It does say Jerry spells on there, so...
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What is...
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Can you tell me what Flaming Sphere is and suggestions?
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All right.
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I don't know.
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Suggestion of Flaming...
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Flaming Sphere.
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A five-foot diameter sphere of fire appears in an unoccupied space of your choice within range
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and lasts for the duration, which is...
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It doesn't say.
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How much damage does it say?
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Any creature that ends its turn within five feet of the sphere must make a dexterity save and throw.
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The creature takes two D6 fire damage on a failed save or half as much on a successful one.
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Okay.
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All right.
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And what was the other one?
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Suggestion.
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Here's a suggestion.
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Get a haircut.
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I did.
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You suggest a course of activity limited to a sentence or two and magically influence a creature you choose within range that can hear and understand you.
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Creatures that can't be charmed are immune to this effect.
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The suggestion must be worded in such a manner as to make the course of action sound reasonable.
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Asking the creature to stab itself, throw itself onto a sphere, and emulate itself for a due.
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Some other obviously harmful act automatically negates the spell.
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Okay.
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I'm going to do...
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I'm going to put on prepare invisibility.
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I'm going to do...
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I don't know what I think.
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I think I want to do flaming sphere.
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Is spider climb what it's supposed to, what it says?
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Does that mean I can climb a wall?
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Do...
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Until the spell ends, one willing creature you touch gains the ability to move up, down, and across vertical surfaces, and upside down along ceilings while leaving its hands free.
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Oh, I'm going to try that.
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The target also gains a climbing speed equal to its walking speed.
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All right.
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I'm putting on invisibility and spider climb.
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That's for my level two.
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And for my level ones.
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Um...
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Um...
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I'm going to...
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I'm going to...
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All right.
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I'm going to go grab a...
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Boy.
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Boy.
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Boy.
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what is burning what's burning hands again do we i know we looked at i think we looked at
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it we looked up probably
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as you hold your hands with thumbs touching and fingers spread a thin sheet of flame shoots forth
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from your outstretched fingertips each creature in a 15 foot cone must make a dexterity saving throw
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all right so then i'm going to do that and okay so you're doing in okay so i'm doing invisibility
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spider climb that's for my level those are for my level twos visibility and spider climb
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all right
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and all right first level um i was gonna do um shield magic missile uh burning hands
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and let's just say
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uh let's do sleep sleep okay yeah that seems handy all right so those are the six that you have
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prepared yep remember if you use two invisibilities you're done on second level okay you're done now
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yeah and then four on the first level
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00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:33,020
good okay uh
276
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:42,380
tiger do you have anything else for leveling up no i mine was really short just uh improved critical
277
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:49,740
yeah yeah i don't yeah i'm not sure last week i'm sure we don't have to worry about that no um
278
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:54,300
i don't i it says the number of experience points but
279
00:16:54,300 --> 00:17:08,300
that doesn't really matter in the way we're playing right no okay
280
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:12,780
um
281
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:16,940
all right
282
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:33,100
you left off um so you walked into this room after talking to that cultist remember
283
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,180
um
284
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:47,900
i did you are you trying to show us the other room no i'm just asking no i don't really remember
285
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:53,580
leaving that place well the hallway right you were in the hallway talking to that one cultist
286
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:57,900
yeah and then didn't we like have to like fight them or something
287
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:03,820
you didn't do that yet i thought we
288
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:08,140
oh that's right i remember this room you didn't actually start doing it
289
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:13,100
you just walked in and we called it
290
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:18,300
it called it there i thought we talked to him though but i don't remember what we talked about
291
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,900
you were talking to one cultist
292
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:26,780
outside he's the one that puked and the puke went underneath the door disappeared
293
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:30,140
okay
294
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:33,020
and then you entered the door
295
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:37,420
but we stopped there i believe
296
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,140
all right cool
297
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:48,060
all right let's go investigate some cultists i'm gonna do so five cultists bending over the railing
298
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:53,100
of a balcony that rings the room seriously vomiting they vomit with true conviction
299
00:18:53,660 --> 00:19:00,540
and it's pulling in the middle of the floor as the foul pool begins to move you are stricken with the thought that maybe the cultist in the corridor was right
300
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:06,060
maybe all existence everything that is was and will be has just been a tremendous waste
301
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:16,860
wow so they're they're like they're like worshiping like the same type of blob that went under the door he threw up
302
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:23,980
or we don't know there yeah the blob is in the middle of the room the blob worshipers no that's the worst
303
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:33,100
yes it's not great no not great not great at all i mean how do you worship a blob i mean
304
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:39,420
i mean they're not really worshiping the blob they're creating the blob oh oh so it's getting bigger
305
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:45,100
they're vomiting and then it's pulling oh that's right oh it's a vama blob
306
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:53,900
sure oh my god it's disgusting yeah it's disgusting what are we what are we even doing in this place
307
00:19:53,900 --> 00:20:04,700
i mean let's go and check this out all right cool i mean okay so what are you guys gonna do
308
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:15,260
uh i'm just gonna stand around the back and like get closer and see if i see anything okay uh i'm gonna i'm
309
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:21,340
gonna kind of move around the corner and kind of get a better view of the blob um to do that you have
310
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:29,580
to lean over the railing okay so i lean over the railing all right as soon as you lean over the railing
311
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:39,180
the cultists notice you they all turn and stare at you oh hey this is not where i parked my car
312
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:45,260
and roll for roll for roll for initiative oh piss on my tits
313
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:54,220
and i'm i'm in the middle of this too yeah they they as soon as they started looking at jerry they noticed
314
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,820
you all right um
315
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:12,220
right in the middle right in the middle okay so the first cultist which is closest to
316
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:17,980
tiger right unless if you guys want to move to where you were
317
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,420
i'm i'm not that far where i would would have been
318
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:29,580
we're looking as you said there's a railing are we looking down yeah so the the fire pit
319
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:36,140
like a middle is like yeah it's a pit and also the people around it are are lower than us
320
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:44,380
no they're just it's like they're standing on a balcony leaning over ah okay i kind of used the
321
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:49,660
same image i did before where they were there was like a circle right around you know it's a circular
322
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:54,780
room mm-hmm so it's just kind of like a pathway that they're standing on with the the green line on
323
00:21:54,780 --> 00:22:03,260
the inside being the the raven over to the pit overlooking it yes all right well
324
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:12,380
so so we got to fight these guys over a blob yeah or what why are they mad at us what do we do we
325
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:18,300
just walked in what i didn't do it i didn't do anything i was going to worship the blob i was here for
326
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:26,460
blob worship i mean we every sunday it's blob worship you know blob mass we have to take blob communion
327
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,220
so this first one
328
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:43,820
takes a swing with it's scimitar oh fudge a scimitar oh come on come on guy at summer oh okay
329
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:48,460
not so bad though sounds bad to me
330
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:53,900
well duck
331
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:03,180
so 10 10 damage
332
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:08,940
does that hit no oh oh no no no no i have 14. okay okay
333
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:17,100
this cultist i can't see your dice i don't know if you've done that yeah okay i'm doing it up
334
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,980
uh this cultist moves over closer
335
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,700
and that's it
336
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:35,900
okay
337
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:41,820
okay
338
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:46,940
are these three
339
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:50,540
are these three so you're are you rolling for a fourth one
340
00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:55,420
i am rolling for the third one okay
341
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,540
and they're gonna move
342
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,580
and now it's tiger's turn
343
00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:04,300
but you uh
344
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:08,620
yeah i'll i'll roll against the uh
345
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,420
the one right here then
346
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,460
okay
347
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:15,500
okay the one that's closest uh using my
348
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,660
uh sword
349
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,620
um
350
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,940
one-handed two-handed
351
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:26,700
is there a disadvantage for doing a two-handed
352
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,660
i don't think so
353
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:30,620
no
354
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,380
all right
355
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,620
um then two-handed i guess
356
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:35,660
okay
357
00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:38,140
so d20
358
00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:40,460
okay
359
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:50,620
all right that's not gonna be enough
360
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:53,740
oh and it's because it's
361
00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:53,980
plus
362
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,820
four
363
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:58,220
so
364
00:24:58,220 --> 00:24:58,620
four is
365
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:02,460
where does that that comes from the sword right yeah so plus
366
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,420
four yeah
367
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,220
yeah so 11
368
00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:08,620
all right you do miss okay
369
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:13,500
so it is now this cultist turn
370
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:24,620
and it is incapacitated so it will not move
371
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:29,260
this one who is what was his name
372
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,860
bjorky bach
373
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,540
who we were talking to outside
374
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,460
that bastard
375
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:36,860
well
376
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:39,100
shouldn't mess with this cult man
377
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:43,660
i didn't mess with this cult i was interested i was looking for a pamphlet
378
00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,260
he was trying to vomit
379
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,580
i'm gonna
380
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,300
do anything either so boot is your turn
381
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,140
fudge
382
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,220
i am uh
383
00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:01,100
i'm gonna put on a uh oh shoot
384
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:01,980
what should i do
385
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:09,100
i'm gonna do ray ray of frost i'm the nearest one
386
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:13,500
i don't know
387
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,940
let's call that bjorkavak
388
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,460
yeah
389
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,940
what about this one what about this one right here
390
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,300
is that too far or is this one should i go this one
391
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,020
it's about the same
392
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,980
i'll do that i'll do that one over the railing
393
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:28,220
he's gonna get frost he's gonna get frosted
394
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,580
okay
395
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:34,300
let me find that one again sorry
396
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:37,820
no take your time we're gonna we're gonna gonna die
397
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:47,100
okay so what is it
398
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:50,940
okay do your range spell attack
399
00:26:50,940 --> 00:27:01,980
the hell is your range spell attack
400
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:09,660
oh i mean he has some range spells
401
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:18,700
yeah where is that i thought that was on here like just
402
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,940
guess not
403
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:33,260
this just has the attack bonus of like if you're using the staff as a
404
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:37,340
like a bludgeoning weapon
405
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,540
well that's not good for nobody
406
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,220
the marriage
407
00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:43,580
son of a
408
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:43,900
bitch
409
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:58,140
i mean wasn't it uh
410
00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,700
wasn't it like eight
411
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:04,300
well i've done it i've done this one before
412
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,860
that's some tools
413
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,660
i think it's one d8
414
00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:41,740
does that sound right
415
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:45,900
no because you would have to roll a 20 and then you would add something to it
416
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:53,340
you would if you hit
417
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:55,820
you would if you hit make a range spell attack
418
00:28:55,820 --> 00:29:04,060
because like for tiger's
419
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:09,660
lawn bow it has an attack bonus of seven
420
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:19,820
yeah mine uh my staff all it does is uh
421
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:19,820
uh
422
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:19,900
uh
423
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,500
uh
424
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:21,500
uh
425
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,700
if you choose to use those
426
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:25,100
yeah
427
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,260
but i think there's now
428
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:31,820
when i do that does that mean i have to hit them with that to initiate that or is that like a thing
429
00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:35,500
no you have to say you have to tell me you're going to use it
430
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,780
oh okay
431
00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:37,980
okay
432
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:41,420
um so i think i'm just going to say that you're
433
00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:45,660
it's just plus two
434
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,820
okay
435
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,300
so you roll a d20 and then add two
436
00:29:58,060 --> 00:30:00,380
okay so you got it so you got a 21 total
437
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,260
yeah
438
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:01,900
yeah
439
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:02,860
21 baby
440
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:05,660
that hits so now you do
441
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:08,300
uh roll one d8
442
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,660
okay
443
00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:16,780
yeah
444
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,980
five okay
445
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:23,580
so you did five damage to that that cultist
446
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:25,900
five damage
447
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,300
now it is
448
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:32,620
this cultist turn
449
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:42,300
all right he's gonna move
450
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:53,820
and he's going to swing a scimitar
451
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:56,540
at
452
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:57,420
boo
453
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:04,700
oh
454
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,500
that's gonna hit
455
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:11,100
i assume that's gonna hit
456
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,740
for three points of damage
457
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:31,020
three points damage
458
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:36,620
hold on you should be at
459
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:40,300
oh you should be at 20
460
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,820
yeah
461
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:42,220
not
462
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,420
14
463
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:44,700
no
464
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,260
well
465
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,300
now you're at 17
466
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:53,900
that long bow i got andy
467
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,500
that's yeah
468
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:58,220
it's a little bit nicer right is it a bow plus one
469
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,380
it
470
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,580
is
471
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:07,500
it's one d10 plus three piercing damage
472
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:16,460
yeah it's uh it's uh it does more damage so on your original one you had to do 1d8 this one's the one
473
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:16,780
d10
474
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,860
okay
475
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,820
all right so you took your damage
476
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:31,580
okay now it is the one that was affected by the
477
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:36,860
the ray of frost
478
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:47,180
oh
479
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:47,180
oh
480
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,140
was that public
481
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,540
uh yeah i did see that
482
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:51,900
it should be
483
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:57,340
okay that's fine uh it doesn't do anything
484
00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:01,340
so this cult is
485
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,700
okay it's gonna move closer to
486
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,180
who
487
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:12,060
no
488
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:13,420
that will end its turn
489
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:22,460
okay so this one succeeds and will also move closer
490
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,940
and its turn now it is tiger's turn
491
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:32,300
okay um
492
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,740
i'm still trying to figure it's trying to find
493
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:40,940
my items or weapons up here but i still don't see them so
494
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:46,140
okay
495
00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:48,060
so it's uh
496
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:53,100
two-handed i'm going to move it in
497
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:59,580
closer to this one here not that that really matters it's probably just gonna get me in trouble
498
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:07,340
but all right uh roll with advantage how come because he was affected by the ray of frost
499
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:14,140
okay he's not going to be able to move that as fast all right so do two d20s
500
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:19,980
oh i did sorry i did d8
501
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:29,820
okay well you want to just stop there
502
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:36,940
because it's advantage i mean and then it's crit it's critical i don't know what that that doesn't mean anything right
503
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:44,060
or uh with your weapon attack score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20.
504
00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:47,100
yeah so you definitely got a critical
505
00:34:56,220 --> 00:35:00,700
what's this
506
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:01,740
oh
507
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:01,740
oh
508
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:05,740
oh
509
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:06,700
oh
510
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:11,180
when you score a critical hit you get to roll extra dice for the attacks damage against the target
511
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:19,260
oh so you get like a twofer roll all of the attacks damage dice twice and add them together
512
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:20,540
okay
513
00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:22,220
okay so you have
514
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,220
two d8s
515
00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:25,660
all right
516
00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:31,660
um
517
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:36,540
it so mine says here one d8 plus two slashing
518
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:40,380
does is two slashing just something else that's not part of the damage
519
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:46,940
no well it'll be you add two more damage to your total so you're going to add four total
520
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:53,340
all right so this is plus two if i should have added 14 14
521
00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:56,380
okay uh he is dead
522
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:59,260
holy crap
523
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:04,300
what i just sliced him in half that's pretty cool
524
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,780
straight up murdered him
525
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,140
well i didn't want to i just really just wanted to worship the blob
526
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:17,740
all right so this one moves closer
527
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:24,780
uh this one bjorkabak
528
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:29,580
moves and attacks you know summer
529
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:35,420
yeah he can move and attack he
530
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:38,300
well yeah within 30 feet
531
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:39,340
okay
532
00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,660
and it was only 15 feet
533
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:44,300
sounds good to me
534
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:52,380
oh i rolled that
535
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:55,100
oh it was a 17
536
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,100
oh that's a
537
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:05,020
oh
538
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:19,420
oh six points of damage
539
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,540
okay
540
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:23,500
so you're at 19
541
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,180
you took me down
542
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:26,140
yes
543
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:26,940
all right
544
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:26,940
all right
545
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,340
all right
546
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:29,740
all right
547
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,380
boo
548
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,220
boo it is your turn
549
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,300
what are we gonna do what are we gonna do what are we gonna do
550
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:36,860
all right
551
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,620
probably attack
552
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:41,020
yeah i know that but what
553
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:44,620
just use your sword
554
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:47,980
i think i might use
555
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:49,980
magic missile
556
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,140
every time
557
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:55,500
every time i hear i don't know why when i hear magic missile i just think dick
558
00:37:55,500 --> 00:38:03,100
is that weird i don't know it just sounds like something someone would call it someone would call their dick
559
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:07,580
you don't watch a lot of rocket launches do you
560
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,340
no
561
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:18,700
oh man that's fun all right so is the same thing as before 1d20
562
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:19,900
no
563
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,660
so you're gonna pick
564
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,260
three targets
565
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:30,140
they could be the same target they could be all different there could be two for one and one another
566
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:35,900
i'm gonna do the two around summer the one nearest me okay so one at each yeah
567
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,100
okay
568
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:39,500
magic mountain baby
569
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:46,780
so roll roll uh d4 three times please don't roll them together
570
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:50,380
d4
571
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:56,860
so you got two at let's just say this one
572
00:38:56,860 --> 00:39:02,620
uh-huh okay okay i throw another one yeah
573
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:04,780
the r
574
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:10,540
oh that was a good roll that was a good one
575
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:14,380
okay and then
576
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,860
what was the third one you wanted to hit
577
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:24,300
uh the one next to me okay this is the one closest to me gotcha one more d4
578
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:26,940
tree
579
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:33,180
okay and that would and your turn
580
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,980
and start my turn
581
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,820
no
582
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:38,700
don't
583
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:50,140
all right
584
00:39:50,140 --> 00:40:02,140
i'm assuming that four is not going to hit your ac
585
00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:12,060
right no no i sorry i lost well it was it was for boo
586
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,060
uh okay
587
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,500
also not
588
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:15,820
poo
589
00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:26,700
okay tiger it is your turn
590
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,620
i told you it was my turn
591
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:34,620
the two other cultists were were not able to move they're so sick from
592
00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:41,820
growing up that yeah they're not able to to move this don't care gonna start guys start stab
593
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,500
okay
594
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,460
guess which one
595
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:55,180
the one next to me doesn't matter i missed you you've missed i was so excited because i was doing well for one turn literally
596
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:01,580
all right
597
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:01,580
all right
598
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:03,980
is it so he
599
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:07,180
this cultists to the right of tiger
600
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:12,380
takes a swing
601
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:14,140
and misses
602
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,980
and
603
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,300
misses
604
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,500
i assume
605
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,940
yes
606
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:27,740
this one on the other side of tiger
607
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,460
also misses
608
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,380
well hold on
609
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,580
you better
610
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:47,500
11.
611
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,660
i assume misses
612
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,540
yes
613
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,700
okay so boo it is your turn
614
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:53,820
all right
615
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,740
okay
616
00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:59,420
i am going to use
617
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:09,740
um
618
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:13,420
so you used one of your magic missiles
619
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,460
i did
620
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:17,980
so now you got three level three left
621
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,580
okay i'm going to use
622
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,940
burning
623
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,740
i'm going to use burning hand on the one next to next to me
624
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:27,100
next to you okay
625
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:27,820
yeah
626
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:33,340
can you play some battle music andy
627
00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:34,700
uh no
628
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:36,620
we get
629
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:37,100
we can
630
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,540
because i don't know how
631
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:45,260
that's probably better because i would put on like the battle music and it would just loop
632
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,180
like a one minute thing forever
633
00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,460
yeah
634
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:52,940
did you put the pokemon theme on though that was always fun
635
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:58,700
yeah that's what i was thinking i was kind of hoping that wishing that the pokemon music was on right now
636
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,260
or the final fantasy or anything
637
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:02,380
battle music
638
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,340
uh oh what's this
639
00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:05,660
uh so he rolled an eight
640
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:08,060
so he fell
641
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:08,460
and
642
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,860
so he did not do it so
643
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:14,140
and because since you have that cone ability
644
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:18,380
this cultist will also have to make a dexterity save and throw
645
00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:21,660
hooray take that cone ability
646
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,940
he passes
647
00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:26,380
oh so roll three d6s
648
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:36,700
one that's bad
649
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:40,700
four
650
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,140
it's better
651
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:46,620
eight
652
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,740
it's not bad
653
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,100
all right
654
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,580
so we win
655
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:53,660
he's dead
656
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,940
this one's dead
657
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:58,300
this one
658
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,180
takes some damage
659
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:06,140
oh
660
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,100
okay
661
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:14,060
now is this one that comes up to
662
00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:15,740
boo
663
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,740
no no no
664
00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,180
before that
665
00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:20,380
oh he moved away
666
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:23,100
well because i got i forgot to do something
667
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,860
all right now he's out
668
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:33,180
wait was there not a rick and morty on sunday
669
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,620
they're on break right now
670
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:40,540
so that 15 hits your armor class
671
00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:43,260
who
672
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,820
what what's your armor class
673
00:44:45,820 --> 00:44:48,300
12 okay yeah it hits you
674
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:49,820
no all right
675
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,140
four
676
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:55,420
no all right
677
00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:55,820
all right
678
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:01,660
for four damage
679
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,580
for four damage
680
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:05,580
so you're on damage
681
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,300
13
682
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,660
no
683
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:11,500
all
684
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:11,580
all right
685
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:14,540
so i'm at 14
686
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:15,260
yeah
687
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:16,380
all right cool
688
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,580
that's fine
689
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,140
oh
690
00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:21,180
this is fine
691
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,380
all
692
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,900
house is on fire but it's fine
693
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,020
this is fine
694
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,620
that's what
695
00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:27,340
it's okay
696
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:30,620
he this cultist is able to move and take a swing at you as well
697
00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:32,780
this cultist
698
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:35,740
this cultist over here
699
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:39,660
this cultist thought it was just right
700
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,380
and
701
00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:45,580
and okay so he misses and since he's one and he is burnt
702
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:54,140
i'm gonna make him roll another oh sorry i forgot to make that public uh he got a four
703
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:57,100
so he missed he missed me at you
704
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:01,100
that's because i've gotten credible skills right
705
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:05,020
okay he's gonna take two more damage from being burnt
706
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:10,940
i don't know i'm imagining like a burnt marshmallow
707
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:13,660
gross all right
708
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:15,980
all right some some your turn
709
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:18,460
oh i'm gonna swing wildly
710
00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:21,820
yeah
711
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,900
everything
712
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:25,980
pick one
713
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:27,980
other one to my left
714
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:29,500
okay
715
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:37,740
all right uh roll your
716
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:40,700
d8
717
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:46,700
can it it's a it's a d10 if i was using left uh two-handed
718
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:49,100
oh yeah yeah you're right one do a d10
719
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:59,180
zero oh my gosh
720
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:02,780
i was like why would they even have a zero on there
721
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:05,420
i thought the same thing
722
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:09,580
they have a zero on there
723
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:11,980
why is there a zero
724
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:13,260
why eggs
725
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,700
guys
726
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:14,700
good
727
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:21,900
man oh okay so this
728
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,060
this this cultist
729
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:24,700
decides
730
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:29,580
to take a sweet a you
731
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:29,900
little
732
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:30,700
bitch
733
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,140
and he misses
734
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,020
yeah he does
735
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:33,580
he's a cult
736
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:36,300
he doesn't believe in anything
737
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:37,740
i taught him
738
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:38,700
i taught him
739
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,140
boo your turn
740
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,820
say what you will about the tenets of no
741
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:44,140
national socialism at least it was an ethos
742
00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:45,580
and worse of a
743
00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:46,540
fucking blob
744
00:47:46,540 --> 00:47:48,060
all right
745
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,580
fuck uh
746
00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:51,100
fuck i don't want to use any more of my
747
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:51,980
my good spells
748
00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:52,540
uh
749
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:54,780
i'm gonna hit him with another ray of frost
750
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:55,740
and just frost these
751
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:56,140
fuckers
752
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:59,580
um nearest one so this guy right here i guess
753
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:01,500
you mean the one nearest me
754
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,740
yeah one nearest to him
755
00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:06,460
uh yeah that one
756
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:07,420
yeah that one
757
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,700
okay
758
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,900
well that was easy
759
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:13,820
summer is in the way though
760
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:15,100
that's fine
761
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,100
can she dock
762
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:17,740
let it rip
763
00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:20,940
for a skill check
764
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:24,220
let it rip
765
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,820
what is it one d20
766
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,980
roll one d20 plus
767
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:29,580
i think you have two
768
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:31,180
plus two
769
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:37,180
you miss
770
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,380
um
771
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:41,100
but also misses summer so that's good
772
00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:41,580
summer
773
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:43,100
summer give me a
774
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,500
dexterity check
775
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,580
how about
776
00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:50,220
i just lay low
777
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:54,460
how about you be dexterous
778
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:56,220
yeah buddy
779
00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:57,660
you
780
00:48:57,660 --> 00:48:59,660
he misses you both
781
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:00,780
very wildly
782
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:03,740
it wasn't
783
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,220
i
784
00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:04,700
i my
785
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:05,260
i my
786
00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:07,420
it turns out i didn't have the right eye closed
787
00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:11,260
all right
788
00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:11,820
um
789
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,260
the
790
00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:14,460
cultist to the south
791
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:14,860
uh
792
00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:15,980
or to the bottom of
793
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:18,620
of jerry is too busy puking
794
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:21,340
he's
795
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:22,940
yeah he is not looking good
796
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:23,980
he is really
797
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:26,700
and so is the one to the right of jerry
798
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:27,420
tiger your turn
799
00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:29,820
nice i'm gonna swing wildly
800
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,580
okay
801
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:32,380
the one next
802
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,860
i assume it's the one next to you okay
803
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,780
i swing wildly
804
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:42,140
oh that's a critical so do
805
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:42,940
2d10
806
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:43,900
oh yeah it is
807
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,460
i can i roam at the same time
808
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:47,420
yeah
809
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,820
oh my gosh i am
810
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,900
dying
811
00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:58,060
i've only heard that once before and that was when you're incredibly hung over
812
00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,700
i'm dying
813
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:01,900
and he dies
814
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:03,740
oh yeah
815
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:06,620
man i'm slicing everyone in half this today
816
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:07,900
all right
817
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:08,700
boom
818
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:09,980
you're just like that except
819
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,100
the sword
820
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:16,860
uh let's keep up the good times with my rays of frost
821
00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:18,220
all right
822
00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:18,700
which one
823
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,100
um
824
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,340
you know either one
825
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,940
sir please stop chopping
826
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:27,340
and play the game
827
00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:29,340
you gotta you gotta pick
828
00:50:29,340 --> 00:50:33,580
uh the one by the rails i'm hoping he falls over it
829
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:35,180
the one to your right
830
00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:35,900
yeah
831
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:36,860
okay
832
00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:41,260
maybe he could follow freeze and fall over the rail and shatter maybe
833
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:44,140
why not zoid
834
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:45,180
roll a d20
835
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,660
he can die maybe
836
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:56,060
oh yeah that's a 71
837
00:50:56,060 --> 00:51:00,300
it's it's an l1 actually
838
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,100
oh
839
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,100
so
840
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:05,580
do one d8
841
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:13,340
three
842
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,500
all right
843
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,060
well
844
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:20,460
you successfully put him out
845
00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:21,980
he's not burnt anymore
846
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:24,300
so
847
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:26,940
oh no
848
00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:28,220
good job of doing that
849
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:30,300
you've
850
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:32,700
you've soothed his
851
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:33,180
you've
852
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:33,740
his
853
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:34,380
his
854
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:36,220
you've salved his burns
855
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,620
uh
856
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:41,820
the one to the bottom of you takes a swing at you with his scimitar
857
00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:44,700
and misses
858
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:51,020
yeah he misses
859
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:55,580
so now it is the one who is
860
00:51:55,580 --> 00:52:00,460
burnt and frozen somehow
861
00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:03,100
he definitely
862
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,980
he can't do anything he's too cold
863
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:08,060
and burnt and
864
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,100
vomiting everywhere
865
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,700
so i'm so
866
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:15,980
time to lick tits
867
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:18,380
i'm going
868
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:20,700
if i if i move up can i uh
869
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:23,500
you know what i'm gonna can i shoot at my arrow
870
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,700
sure
871
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:27,820
all right i'd like to shoot my arrow at uh
872
00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:32,220
i would like to make a look over at uh jerry
873
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:36,060
at in sort of a nod to which one i should shoot
874
00:52:36,060 --> 00:52:37,500
no i'm gonna shoot you
875
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:44,300
and he's pointing at the one to his left
876
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:46,700
so
877
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:47,900
from your point of view
878
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:50,540
from his point of view he's looking at
879
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,620
oh right yeah from my from my point of view
880
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:54,780
to his life
881
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,300
so the one that's burnt and frozen
882
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,180
yeah
883
00:52:57,180 --> 00:52:58,380
oh he's gonna be arrowed
884
00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:59,100
and puking
885
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:02,380
he's having a really shitty day
886
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:04,940
i don't know i think he likes the puking
887
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,540
i don't think so
888
00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:09,340
okay so the longboard the longboard
889
00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:12,700
the lawn board yeah
890
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:14,860
you're gonna shoot with the lawn board
891
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:19,100
yeah what how do i do it the same thing one d20
892
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,020
one d one d20 yeah okay
893
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:27,900
okay that hits plus four
894
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,980
no it's actually plus seven plus no
895
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:35,020
oh wow because your longbow yeah
896
00:53:35,020 --> 00:53:36,780
why didn't i do this more often
897
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:39,900
no no so you can hit so roll
898
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:41,900
uh one d10
899
00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:46,700
it doesn't matter you're gonna kill him so if you don't want to roll it
900
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:51,820
what what huh so he's only got three damage
901
00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:54,380
i didn't say that
902
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:59,580
oh because he's almost dead because he was
903
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:06,060
frozen frozen and puking and bleeding very heavily
904
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,700
uh boo your turn
905
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:11,020
oh all right all right all right uh
906
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:20,860
how how much damage is the how's the does the one guy have i cannot tell you that you can't tell me that i'm gonna bludgeon
907
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,140
no
908
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:27,900
okay so was that one d6 no one d20
909
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:30,460
you have to actually hit him
910
00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:39,580
i think that speaks for itself you hit him so now roll your
911
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:43,820
is it one d6 one d6 yeah
912
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:48,700
attack bonus of plus two
913
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:54,860
well yeah that was the you rolled a 15 so it's a 17 it hits
914
00:54:54,860 --> 00:55:02,540
do you do six points he's dead now right
915
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,540
he's at least if he's not he's got one hell of a
916
00:55:06,540 --> 00:55:10,300
what they call it a bump on his head
917
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:13,580
oh he's all right they call that a bump on his head
918
00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:18,060
what they call it uh so now with all the with all the cult is dead
919
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:19,580
he's dead
920
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:24,940
hold on all right so the last cult is with this last
921
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:26,140
remain in breath
922
00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:29,020
now he's remain in breath he's not dead
923
00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:34,380
but what he does is he he calls for the creature that they were
924
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:40,860
making into this pit by vomiting into it oh yeah you're right this was too easy
925
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:44,380
and in order for for him to be summoned he has to
926
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,100
make a blood sacrifice so he
927
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,500
slits his throat no
928
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:53,580
stop him now he's dead though he's dead
929
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:58,140
we're out or out of the thick of it but this
930
00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:01,580
ochre jelly comes out of the pit
931
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:05,980
and it's sitting on the rail i bet he just wants to talk
932
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:10,700
he does not want to talk he is very mad at you
933
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:15,180
for what for god's sakes for killing all of his followers
934
00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:21,340
you just murdered them they attacked us for god's sakes i came in here to make a donation
935
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:26,940
what to puke i mean what kind is that i mean yeah
936
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:30,940
then puke i puke
937
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:33,980
you puke yeah give me a roll
938
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:37,500
um
939
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:40,380
it didn't see that one coming did you
940
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:46,620
you know give me a medicine roll all right
941
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,620
well how do i do that
942
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:54,860
that is go under your skills and then just normal oh yeah yeah
943
00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:01,260
all right all right you puke and this puke climbs up and joins the
944
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:03,980
the uh
945
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:08,940
the okra jelly and now he has more health
946
00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:11,900
now he is part of my team
947
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:14,060
can i puke
948
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:16,060
he says he just guess
949
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:16,540
roll
950
00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,500
i think it's working
951
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,180
i think it's working roll a medicine check
952
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:28,620
uh it doesn't say so it'd be skills then
953
00:57:28,620 --> 00:57:29,500
go let's go sorry
954
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:33,500
yeah
955
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:34,940
wait you're
956
00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:37,500
why did booze only have a
957
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:41,420
oh it was a d10 or d20
958
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:43,660
all right um
959
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:43,660
um
960
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,660
the oh
961
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:46,620
oh
962
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:47,660
oh
963
00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:49,660
oh
964
00:57:49,660 --> 00:57:51,180
the puke that you just did
965
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:54,380
yeah so do i get my own
966
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,300
do i get my own little lob
967
00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:58,540
towards the okra jelly
968
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:59,660
uh-huh
969
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:01,660
and the okra july gets stronger
970
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:05,260
oh so it backfired
971
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:06,220
yeah
972
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:06,540
yeah
973
00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:06,940
no
974
00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:07,020
no
975
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:08,620
how could i have known
976
00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:09,900
he's half us at this point
977
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:12,940
he's more us than ochre
978
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:15,500
it even is an ochre
979
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:18,460
all right
980
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:18,860
ochre
981
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,980
barely newer
982
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:21,740
you guys just please did your turns
983
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:24,060
that was a turn
984
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:24,780
yo
985
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:30,780
that wasn't a turn that was just a little bit of fun
986
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:32,700
and we're trying to get this guy to join up with us
987
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:35,340
yeah and he's mostly us at this point
988
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:37,020
yeah come on man
989
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:38,300
come on man
990
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:39,260
let's have
991
00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:39,820
let's have a
992
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:40,940
let's have a blob to the
993
00:58:40,940 --> 00:58:41,260
to the
994
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,140
he goes up to
995
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,580
to cherry
996
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:45,260
let logic prevail
997
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:50,460
what's he doing
998
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:54,140
he rolls a
999
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:57,340
two what is it
1000
00:58:57,340 --> 00:59:00,380
a 13
1001
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:04,700
so he's going to roll
1002
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,140
two d6s
1003
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:08,300
my god
1004
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:15,660
he does four points of damage
1005
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,260
oh that means he's a
1006
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:17,740
bitch
1007
00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:19,100
yeah
1008
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:22,060
right now it's
1009
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,020
some some's turn
1010
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,060
uh
1011
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,100
do
1012
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:27,580
i don't know
1013
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,740
is it weak to arrows
1014
00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:39,820
i've never fought a jelly before
1015
00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:41,660
all right then you have no idea
1016
00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:43,580
but i'm smart
1017
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:47,900
give me a nature check
1018
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,900
give us an intelligence check
1019
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:53,740
skills
1020
00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:55,100
nature
1021
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:56,140
all right
1022
00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:59,900
six
1023
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,260
you got no
1024
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:01,900
fucking clue
1025
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:05,100
all right
1026
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:07,340
well i'm just gonna shoot an arrow at it anyway
1027
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,100
oh minus one arrow
1028
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:12,860
yeah
1029
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:15,580
um
1030
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:20,380
so it's plus seven
1031
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:22,060
well yeah
1032
01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:34,140
that does not hit it
1033
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:38,460
oh yes it does actually i'm sorry
1034
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,420
suck it
1035
01:00:39,420 --> 01:00:41,980
so roll a d10
1036
01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:44,380
how many 13
1037
01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:45,340
one
1038
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:57,820
oh nine points of damage
1039
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:02,620
you almost took back what you added to it
1040
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,780
jerry your turn
1041
01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:08,300
you puked and added 11 to his health points
1042
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,860
11
1043
01:01:10,860 --> 01:01:12,940
that's what you rolled
1044
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,860
that's unfair
1045
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:17,020
you wanted to puke
1046
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,660
i am going to use invisibility
1047
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:22,780
what is that gonna do
1048
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,100
getting out of here
1049
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:32,220
what is that gonna do
1050
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:35,660
maybe he's weak to being frozen
1051
01:01:35,660 --> 01:01:37,660
like a real jelly
1052
01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:41,100
all right well then i'm gonna use ray of frost
1053
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:41,900
or is it too late
1054
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:44,220
oh you could use red frost
1055
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:45,500
yeah everyone likes ray of frost
1056
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,740
it's a it's a staple of the game you know it's a classic
1057
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:48,380
classic
1058
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:51,900
but are but are they
1059
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,100
weak to
1060
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,060
just to
1061
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,820
ray of frost jellies that is
1062
01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:57,740
he can't tell us
1063
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:59,020
are you yeah you're you asking me
1064
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:01,660
well i'm not asking bo
1065
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:06,860
who roll a d20
1066
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:09,500
all right you got it so then do
1067
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,060
one d8
1068
01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,540
i bet he's gonna crack into a million pieces
1069
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:27,980
do two damage
1070
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:30,940
do damage to the jelly
1071
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:33,420
the jelly and now he's dead
1072
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:36,060
no
1073
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:44,460
uh he takes uh what is it called
1074
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:47,100
freezing damage
1075
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,300
uh
1076
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:50,700
no
1077
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:53,020
he's gonna slow him down so he's gonna
1078
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:54,300
he's gonna roll with disadvantage
1079
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:59,420
so he is weak to
1080
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,780
freezing damage
1081
01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:02,940
so i got oh yeah i forgot it does that
1082
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:04,620
uh an 11
1083
01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,540
so it's
1084
01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:07,580
does not
1085
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:08,460
turn it up to 11
1086
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:12,300
tiger your turn
1087
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,980
i will shoot wildly
1088
01:03:15,980 --> 01:03:18,220
okay
1089
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:21,420
that's the jelly
1090
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:23,020
okay
1091
01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:26,300
oh wait on plus seven
1092
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,500
it's so it's 10
1093
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,460
all right so roll one d10
1094
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:39,180
another nine
1095
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:39,420
nine
1096
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,540
nine
1097
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:42,860
and he vaporizes into a goo
1098
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,340
nope
1099
01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:46,140
don't
1100
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:46,540
boo
1101
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:53,660
that's you
1102
01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:55,100
i know
1103
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,020
oh god
1104
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:57,820
um
1105
01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:00,220
i'm gonna put on some
1106
01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,260
i'm gonna put on shield
1107
01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,940
i'm gonna put on some music
1108
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:09,180
that's not gonna help either
1109
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,460
me i mean
1110
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,820
okay
1111
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:14,540
so that's your second
1112
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,460
first level
1113
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:20,460
okay
1114
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:22,940
what's that do
1115
01:04:22,940 --> 01:04:23,660
how much does that
1116
01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:25,500
it just adds five to your ac
1117
01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,940
okay cool
1118
01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:28,300
so now the
1119
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:32,700
the ochre jelly takes us to main that boot because he's still closest
1120
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:35,020
i'm beginning to think maybe i should learn some magic
1121
01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:43,980
16 but he's gonna do it with disadvantage because he's still frozen
1122
01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:46,460
also he's got
1123
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:49,900
he's got uh he's got that shield so you can't beat him
1124
01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:53,740
because shield puts him at 17
1125
01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:55,340
yeah
1126
01:04:55,340 --> 01:04:57,980
doesn't matter he rolled in a lot
1127
01:04:57,980 --> 01:04:59,660
so it's because it was at disadvantage
1128
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:01,260
all right i'm gonna go make another drink
1129
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,300
what
1130
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,060
what should i do
1131
01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:08,140
think about your next turn very carefully
1132
01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:10,300
very carefully
1133
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,740
i will add though you shot him with those arrows
1134
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:15,980
they're dissolved now you cannot pick them out of the body
1135
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:20,780
all right you mean we can't pocket pick at this thing
1136
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:21,820
no
1137
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:23,980
it's mostly acid
1138
01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:27,500
it is vomit it's acid it's mostly ass
1139
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:29,020
it
1140
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:30,380
oh
1141
01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:40,300
it's not a little bit of a towel
1142
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:57,340
it's not
1143
01:05:57,340 --> 01:06:03,340
the foundry thing just shut off
1144
01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:08,300
yeah i was trying to update one of the packages but it's not doing it so
1145
01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:23,980
because you broke the rules this is how you pay
1146
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:23,980
okay
1147
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,980
okay
1148
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:35,980
okay
1149
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:37,980
okay
1150
01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:37,980
okay
1151
01:06:37,980 --> 01:07:07,960
Thank you.
1152
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:42,480
I need administrator access to Foundry.
1153
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,960
Why?
1154
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,340
I don't know.
1155
01:08:45,340 --> 01:08:46,380
It just popped up.
1156
01:08:46,380 --> 01:08:49,080
It can boog it in?
1157
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,680
No, you don't.
1158
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:52,420
I just don't remember.
1159
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:52,940
I told you.
1160
01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:56,040
It was like off and you said you were trying to do something.
1161
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,020
But it should be back up now.
1162
01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:04,600
What if you do Foundry slash or like just refresh it?
1163
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,200
I just refreshed it.
1164
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:06,220
I just refreshed it.
1165
01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:07,560
It's working.
1166
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,160
Sorry about that.
1167
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:14,240
I was trying to update a module, but no dice.
1168
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,240
Oh, okay.
1169
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:19,080
Because I still don't see.
1170
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,900
I don't see the inventory.
1171
01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:24,760
And so for like the rolls and stuff.
1172
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:28,520
Oh, okay.
1173
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:33,960
Okay.
1174
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,200
Tiger, it is your turn.
1175
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:41,060
I'm going to shoot an arrow at it.
1176
01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:43,200
Okay.
1177
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,500
One D20.
1178
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,020
Oh, that's a critical, baby.
1179
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,760
The critical, so do 2D10s.
1180
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,300
I can roll them all at once?
1181
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,300
Yeah.
1182
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:05,760
We'll just add six.
1183
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,220
2D10s plus six?
1184
01:10:07,220 --> 01:10:07,520
Yeah.
1185
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,920
Well, no, we'll do three.
1186
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,260
3D10s?
1187
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,340
No.
1188
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,440
2D6 plus three.
1189
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,720
Because it's still only one arrow.
1190
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:23,120
You're not shooting two arrows, so you're not going to get double the amount of piercing damage.
1191
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:23,920
Okay.
1192
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,560
So 2D8.
1193
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,500
2D10.
1194
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,580
It should be.
1195
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:30,800
Why would it be 10?
1196
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,380
Because of your new bow.
1197
01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:35,060
Oh, shit.
1198
01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:43,800
That has a plus three on it.
1199
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:44,140
Yeah.
1200
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:47,180
Alright.
1201
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:48,680
So it's dead now.
1202
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,460
Ooh, your turn.
1203
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:54,140
Well, Ray of Frost is dead.
1204
01:10:54,140 --> 01:10:56,000
Again?
1205
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,320
Yeah, dude.
1206
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:57,940
Alright.
1207
01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:58,320
One.
1208
01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,820
He loves it.
1209
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:03,380
That's the 1D20.
1210
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,840
I learned to love it.
1211
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,500
What is that?
1212
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,140
Carl Winslow?
1213
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,200
Alright, you hit it.
1214
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,620
And then you do...
1215
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:14,520
It dissolves.
1216
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,960
1D8.
1217
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,140
You know what, dude.
1218
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,280
Do another D8 for me.
1219
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:35,000
Just because it's been hit so many times, it's cold.
1220
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:39,120
Alright, it's the ochre jellies turn.
1221
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,600
It takes a swinging at blue.
1222
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,960
No!
1223
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,080
It's cold!
1224
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,840
It's so cold.
1225
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,240
Alright.
1226
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:52,240
Alright.
1227
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,700
A six so it does not hit.
1228
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,380
Tiger, your turn.
1229
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:56,260
Cool.
1230
01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:57,460
I'm going to hit it.
1231
01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:58,380
Oh, hold on.
1232
01:11:58,380 --> 01:11:59,320
Let me mark the other arrow.
1233
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,220
One more arrow.
1234
01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:02,960
Alright.
1235
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:08,200
I say that like I'm going to stop hitting it with arrows after this turn, but I'm just going
1236
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,940
to keep pummeling it with arrows.
1237
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:15,840
Okay.
1238
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:19,180
No.
1239
01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:21,400
Oh, you got a critical failure.
1240
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,700
Plus seven.
1241
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,520
No, it's still a critical failure.
1242
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,820
Um.
1243
01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,800
You know what?
1244
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,520
Boo.
1245
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,560
No.
1246
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,080
Give me a dexterity check.
1247
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:41,060
All right.
1248
01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:42,660
You pass.
1249
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:44,840
Uh.
1250
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:49,900
You dodge out of the way as, as summer's arrow comes flying right towards your head.
1251
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:50,860
Yeah.
1252
01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:51,780
What are you thinking?
1253
01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:52,540
Summer?
1254
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:54,980
Uh.
1255
01:12:54,980 --> 01:12:57,760
The arrow hits, hits a wall and shatters into pieces.
1256
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,620
Why?
1257
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:01,380
Because you got a critical failure.
1258
01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:02,920
You fucking deserve it.
1259
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:08,080
The critical failure was almost hitting, uh, Jerry.
1260
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,060
I don't know.
1261
01:13:10,060 --> 01:13:13,060
I take that as a pretty successful win for both of us.
1262
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:19,260
Because I'm fighting a vomit monster right now.
1263
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:21,560
This is as low as I can get.
1264
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,840
Maybe you should throw up again.
1265
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,920
Do you think so?
1266
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:33,920
That's over.
1267
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,340
It's got disadvantage.
1268
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,400
Oh.
1269
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:43,480
So it does not hit.
1270
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,380
Tiger, your turn.
1271
01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:46,100
Okay.
1272
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:46,180
Okay.
1273
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,960
No, it's, uh, D20.
1274
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:05,720
Oh, now that's a critical.
1275
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,820
That is a critical.
1276
01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:09,480
Swing.
1277
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,540
Home runner strikeout.
1278
01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:14,740
Do D, two D10s.
1279
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:16,120
Plus three.
1280
01:14:23,340 --> 01:14:23,980
D10.
1281
01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:24,920
D10.
1282
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:25,760
D10.
1283
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,840
That has a plus three in there.
1284
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:27,500
So 19.
1285
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:27,980
Okay.
1286
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:30,660
Oh, he's gonna get, he's gonna get roasted.
1287
01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:32,060
It's roasted.
1288
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:36,360
So, as the ochre jelly is dying, it's dissolving into the floor.
1289
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:40,600
But it's some, it, it gathers together big enough.
1290
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:46,900
You just reach up and it holds out a middle finger looking hand at you guys.
1291
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:47,600
Hey.
1292
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,180
I love it.
1293
01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:51,940
Uh, you know that sermon, that, that scene at the end of the Terminator?
1294
01:14:51,940 --> 01:14:52,720
Yeah.
1295
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,740
He's holding his thumb up before, yeah, it's like that.
1296
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:55,400
It's like that.
1297
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,380
The middle, the middle finger goes into the, the puddle.
1298
01:14:59,380 --> 01:15:01,200
I flug off the puddle.
1299
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,160
I don't know why he's so mad at us.
1300
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:04,100
We didn't even do anything.
1301
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:06,620
You killed his followers.
1302
01:15:06,620 --> 01:15:10,100
Yeah, but they, they attacked us.
1303
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:12,480
All right, so you defeated that.
1304
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:15,360
Now what?
1305
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:21,260
Uh, I'm pretty stoked.
1306
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:25,380
I feel like that went, I feel like that went pretty well.
1307
01:15:25,380 --> 01:15:30,120
I think it went better than snot.
1308
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:33,400
That was bad.
1309
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,940
That was a bad pun.
1310
01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:36,600
I knows.
1311
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:44,200
That was better, but, uh, it's also not snot.
1312
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:44,960
It was vomit.
1313
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,080
So still a bad pun.
1314
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,340
Oh, okay.
1315
01:15:48,340 --> 01:15:48,920
Wow.
1316
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,220
Minus strain.
1317
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:51,100
All right.
1318
01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:54,680
So what can, is there anything to be seen about this room?
1319
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:59,820
If I, I'm going to walk around this like path and like kind of look at the, uh,
1320
01:16:00,340 --> 01:16:00,660
Okay.
1321
01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:01,920
Give me a perception check.
1322
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,980
At the, the, the, the fire pit in the bottom.
1323
01:16:04,980 --> 01:16:05,580
Okay.
1324
01:16:05,580 --> 01:16:07,280
Yeah.
1325
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,440
Well, it's not really a fire pit.
1326
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,960
It's a pit.
1327
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,160
Oh, it's just a pit.
1328
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:11,480
Okay.
1329
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:12,040
Yeah.
1330
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,020
There's no fire.
1331
01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:14,120
There's no fire.
1332
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:14,400
It's just.
1333
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,800
This must be an optical illusion.
1334
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,160
It is.
1335
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:18,460
Yeah.
1336
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:23,280
Five.
1337
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:23,540
All right.
1338
01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:24,700
You perceive nothing.
1339
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,260
Nothing.
1340
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:30,020
All right.
1341
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:32,840
Then I guess I'll just keep going forward.
1342
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,840
I'll just leave out that door.
1343
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,220
Yeah.
1344
01:16:36,220 --> 01:16:38,280
Yeah.
1345
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,320
Okay.
1346
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:51,820
All right.
1347
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,780
Oh, it's a boat.
1348
01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:56,380
All very astute.
1349
01:16:56,380 --> 01:17:00,640
Was that Chicago?
1350
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,600
No, it's Gary.
1351
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:07,360
Indiana.
1352
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,220
My home sweet home.
1353
01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:12,120
Chicago.
1354
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,080
No.
1355
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:14,320
Gary, Indiana.
1356
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,520
Oh, Gary, Indiana.
1357
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:17,500
Gary, Indiana.
1358
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,880
My home sweet home.
1359
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,720
I don't know that song.
1360
01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:23,280
We've had a lot of fun so far, folks.
1361
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,120
But this next room is truly horrifying.
1362
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:31,740
Dear near darkness fills this room and the sound of gently sloshing water echoes off the
1363
01:17:31,740 --> 01:17:32,060
walls.
1364
01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:38,060
A robo bobs in a slow moving stream tied by a rope to a small concrete pier.
1365
01:17:39,340 --> 01:17:46,220
The horde oily water flowing in the stream looks suspiciously like pancreatic juice.
1366
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,660
Oh, no.
1367
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:50,520
We're going to Pirates of the Pancreas.
1368
01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:54,660
They're very rapey.
1369
01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:57,620
They don't hold back.
1370
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:57,680
They're very rapey.
1371
01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:59,680
They don't hold back.
1372
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,880
That sounds like season one stuff.
1373
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,480
Just because it is.
1374
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:03,920
All right.
1375
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,340
What do you guys do?
1376
01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:07,420
I'm getting on the boat.
1377
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,720
Yeah, I guess.
1378
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:17,900
So you get in the boat?
1379
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,760
Yeah.
1380
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,300
I don't know.
1381
01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:20,760
This reminds me of...
1382
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,280
Remember the boat scene from Willy Wonka?
1383
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,580
Oh, yeah.
1384
01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:27,520
It terrified me as a child and as an adult.
1385
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,620
And also as a child again.
1386
01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:37,920
Okay, so I assume you guys undo the rope and you start heading down the water that looks
1387
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,400
like pancreatic juice?
1388
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,800
I don't know where this boat's going.
1389
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,580
I'm just in it.
1390
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:44,220
Well, it's still tied up.
1391
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,040
Oh.
1392
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:46,820
I mean, yeah.
1393
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,440
We're going to have to cast off.
1394
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,280
Cast off.
1395
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,160
I slice it with sword.
1396
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,860
With sword?
1397
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:54,500
Okay.
1398
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,640
I'm not even going to make you check for that.
1399
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:59,720
I should because the way you've been rolling.
1400
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,440
You might end up chopping your foot off.
1401
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:05,940
I killed 14 cultists and a slime, so...
1402
01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:08,500
You might accidentally chop off your...
1403
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:10,180
Melissa, your butt cheek.
1404
01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:11,560
You might be a hot dog.
1405
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,100
Got you there.
1406
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:15,800
As the boat...
1407
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,060
Okay, so the boat starts moving.
1408
01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:18,960
The walls flash with bright images.
1409
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,640
A parrot, doubloon, and a treasure map.
1410
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,580
The dread is palpable.
1411
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:25,800
You can feel it in the air.
1412
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,500
You have no idea what's going to come next.
1413
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,540
Mm-hmm.
1414
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:32,340
But it definitely feels like pirates.
1415
01:19:32,340 --> 01:19:34,820
And pancreas.
1416
01:19:34,820 --> 01:19:38,300
So...
1417
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:39,440
So you're moving up.
1418
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:42,340
The characters see a...
1419
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:43,180
You guys...
1420
01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:43,780
Where are the characters?
1421
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:44,700
The adventurers party, yeah.
1422
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:49,580
You see a glowing exit sign hanging over a dimly visible door.
1423
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,160
Do you stay on the boat or do you get out?
1424
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:57,200
Wait, is there more we can keep going?
1425
01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:00,100
You can keep going or you can leave the exit.
1426
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:05,260
There's a big sign above the door that says emergency exits.
1427
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:06,520
Oh, I'm staying on the boat.
1428
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,600
Yeah, I'm not...
1429
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,040
It's not an emergency.
1430
01:20:12,380 --> 01:20:14,040
You're not too scared of the pirates?
1431
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,420
Nah.
1432
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:15,700
No.
1433
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:17,060
Summer.
1434
01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:17,960
Summer.
1435
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:19,360
I know, they're rapey.
1436
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:20,360
Yeah, I know.
1437
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,640
They're awfully rapey.
1438
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:23,480
Yeah, I know they're rapey, but I've got a sword.
1439
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:26,280
And I've got 15 arrows.
1440
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,220
Maybe 14.
1441
01:20:28,220 --> 01:20:29,220
15 arrows.
1442
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:31,220
All right.
1443
01:20:31,220 --> 01:20:35,880
So you find the boat floating into a well-lit cavern.
1444
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,500
You find yourself gazing into a cavern of nightmares.
1445
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:43,920
Magically animated pirate mannequins act out their twisted follies.
1446
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,060
Some clank mugs together.
1447
01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:49,080
Others sit atop barrels and belt out demonic shanties.
1448
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:52,680
And still others play keep away with a stolen peg leg.
1449
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:56,520
It's mayhem of the worst kind.
1450
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,340
Peradical.
1451
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,920
Which I also did not know was a word.
1452
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:02,640
It's not.
1453
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:04,500
Oh.
1454
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:11,980
At the prowl of a horrible wooden ship stands a mannequin wearing a large, terrifying pirate hat.
1455
01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:19,560
A pirate hat?
1456
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:20,960
Just the hat?
1457
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:21,540
He's wearing a pirate hat.
1458
01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:22,000
Oh.
1459
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,540
He's wearing a pirate hat.
1460
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:25,880
Does he look friendly?
1461
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,480
All right.
1462
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:33,120
The mannequin turns with an unnatural speed and stares at you.
1463
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,000
No.
1464
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:34,840
I.
1465
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:36,340
Grimes to a halt.
1466
01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:38,200
Boy me hearties.
1467
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,880
Answer me rental or I'll scuttle you.
1468
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,120
Peradical is a word.
1469
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:44,920
You Googled it.
1470
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,040
That's what you were worried about.
1471
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:53,100
You're floating down this river of pancreatic juice with parrots on the wall and dead bodies.
1472
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:53,920
Well, not dead bodies.
1473
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,180
What was it?
1474
01:21:55,180 --> 01:21:59,080
It was a mechanic, magically animated pirate mannequins.
1475
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,040
Yeah.
1476
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,640
And you're Googling paratical?
1477
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,460
Paratical?
1478
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:04,700
Parabola.
1479
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,660
Parabola.
1480
01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:10,320
I needed to know.
1481
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:15,380
All right.
1482
01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:20,900
So the pirate captain is a nightmarishly well programmed magical animatronic.
1483
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:23,240
Oh, I see.
1484
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:31,400
And what?
1485
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,560
Do you have some kind of riddle for us?
1486
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:36,080
Yes.
1487
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:40,220
All right.
1488
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:43,140
What's your damn, what's your damn, what's your damn riddle?
1489
01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:44,780
Arr.
1490
01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:50,740
A landlubber has a barrel full of gold coins that is, that weighs 500 pounds.
1491
01:22:50,740 --> 01:22:55,540
Then he puts something in the barrel and ho, now it weighs less than 500 pounds.
1492
01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,460
What did he put in the barrel?
1493
01:22:58,460 --> 01:22:59,340
It's helium.
1494
01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:05,480
That's your final answer.
1495
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,220
Now let us through.
1496
01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:08,340
Now let us through.
1497
01:23:08,340 --> 01:23:09,500
We put helium in there.
1498
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:13,240
I gotta admit, helium is pretty compelling.
1499
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:21,560
That was so quick with the answer too.
1500
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:22,960
He was like, that's easy.
1501
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:23,540
Helium.
1502
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:24,500
It's helium.
1503
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:24,600
It's helium.
1504
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:31,500
He's doing calculations right now.
1505
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:36,600
You know, he's pondering the, meditating the situation.
1506
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,580
Pondering.
1507
01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:40,680
You know.
1508
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:51,500
Does, uh, does this ghost kind of look like, uh, the Flying Dutchman from SpongeBob?
1509
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:54,600
No.
1510
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,120
All right.
1511
01:23:59,120 --> 01:23:59,180
All right.
1512
01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:04,600
Really putting me in the spot.
1513
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,540
You didn't think I would get it right so fast, did you?
1514
01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:13,540
Did you?
1515
01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:13,840
Did you?
1516
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,120
The captain goes, arr.
1517
01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:20,680
I didn't know anyone could be that stupid.
1518
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,380
Ah!
1519
01:24:21,380 --> 01:24:23,460
Yeah.
1520
01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:24,980
And I got it right on the first try.
1521
01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:26,200
And he fires his cannon at you.
1522
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,400
No, no.
1523
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,080
Not the cannon.
1524
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,140
And you take.
1525
01:24:29,140 --> 01:24:30,440
Oh, I get it.
1526
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,160
Let me do one.
1527
01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:41,720
You will take three points of bludgeoning damage.
1528
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:50,560
You got hit with the cannon.
1529
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,600
That's bullshit.
1530
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,200
It's not bullshit.
1531
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:56,500
That was a stupid answer.
1532
01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:59,160
No, it wasn't.
1533
01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:05,320
I think he should redo his calculations because if he filled it with helium, it would be less heavy.
1534
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:09,480
The barrel is open.
1535
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:11,980
That's just physics.
1536
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:15,460
The barrel's open.
1537
01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:17,340
And full of helium.
1538
01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:20,600
The helium goes up out the top of the barrel.
1539
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,480
Not if it's solid helium.
1540
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:24,100
Are you going to keep arguing?
1541
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,380
It's frozen helium.
1542
01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:27,980
You're going to keep arguing?
1543
01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:28,740
No.
1544
01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:30,500
You sure?
1545
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,600
Yes.
1546
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:34,840
I already got hit with a goddamn cannon.
1547
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:37,000
All right.
1548
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:37,720
So what was it?
1549
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,480
I wasn't listening.
1550
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,200
What was the riddle?
1551
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:47,420
As your boat starts sinking into this pancreatic juice.
1552
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:48,860
Tell me the riddle.
1553
01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:51,340
No.
1554
01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:54,460
Figure it out and come back later.
1555
01:25:54,460 --> 01:25:56,800
But I don't know what it is.
1556
01:25:56,800 --> 01:26:00,080
Figure it out and come back later.
1557
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,760
Figure out what it is?
1558
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:06,840
You're not very good at this, troll.
1559
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:13,800
Pretty sure it had something to do with, you know, a bag of steel cut oats.
1560
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,540
All right.
1561
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:16,180
So now you guys only have one way to go.
1562
01:26:16,180 --> 01:26:17,780
Yeah.
1563
01:26:17,780 --> 01:26:19,580
So you have to keep swimming forward.
1564
01:26:19,580 --> 01:26:23,940
What about the riddle?
1565
01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:24,740
I assume.
1566
01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:25,860
No.
1567
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,340
You got it wrong.
1568
01:26:27,340 --> 01:26:30,660
He's right to be pissed.
1569
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:34,560
I want another crack at it.
1570
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,440
I want another crack at it.
1571
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:42,440
I yell at the pirate.
1572
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:47,560
You rolled for me by accident.
1573
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:49,740
Oh, you're right.
1574
01:26:49,740 --> 01:26:50,640
It doesn't matter.
1575
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,280
Oh, there's the pirate.
1576
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,560
I didn't see him before.
1577
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:55,460
It's Hondo.
1578
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:56,020
Yeah.
1579
01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:58,320
It's Hondo Onaka.
1580
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:01,600
He loves money.
1581
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:05,420
That's an animatronic Hondo.
1582
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:11,860
It is the animatronic Hondo because it's an animatronic pirate captain.
1583
01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,360
Now you listen to me pirate.
1584
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:14,980
You tell me that riddle one more time.
1585
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:19,720
Or I'll pump you full.
1586
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,760
A landlubber.
1587
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:25,540
A landlubber has a barrel full of gold coins that weighs 500 pounds.
1588
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:27,360
An open barrel.
1589
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:31,660
Then he puts something in the barrel and ho.
1590
01:27:31,660 --> 01:27:34,200
Now it weighs less than 500 pounds.
1591
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,180
What did he put in the barrel, you dogs?
1592
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:40,760
Hmm.
1593
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:44,380
Jerry, do you have any ideas?
1594
01:27:44,380 --> 01:27:45,480
Can we try helium again?
1595
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,540
It's not going to work.
1596
01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:48,880
No, we're not trying that again.
1597
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:51,260
He's going to blast this full of cannon.
1598
01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:52,520
Again.
1599
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:59,680
Is it nothing?
1600
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,200
No, that doesn't make any sense.
1601
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,500
That's not going to go less.
1602
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:07,740
I think my ex-wife.
1603
01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:08,940
She loves fucking money.
1604
01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:12,100
What?
1605
01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:13,860
So it's...
1606
01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:18,860
Um...
1607
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:22,480
So it has 500 gold.
1608
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:25,080
500 pounds.
1609
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,080
Of gold.
1610
01:28:30,380 --> 01:28:36,700
And you're just wading through like this pancreatic juice while you're trying to answer this riddle that...
1611
01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:41,700
What about, you know, um...
1612
01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:45,800
What if we added space?
1613
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:49,200
Yo, what?
1614
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,640
Is that your final answer?
1615
01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:53,860
That's not even an answer.
1616
01:28:53,860 --> 01:28:56,440
What if we added space?
1617
01:28:56,440 --> 01:28:56,800
Adding more space?
1618
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:04,640
You know, like, you know, I don't know.
1619
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:05,720
I'm trying to think of this.
1620
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:06,640
Is this like a pun?
1621
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:07,860
Is this like a wordplay?
1622
01:29:07,860 --> 01:29:09,580
Oh, I'm sure it's a pun.
1623
01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:13,680
I mean, all rules are puns, which I thought you'd make you good at it.
1624
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:14,620
But, uh...
1625
01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:18,000
Unfortunately not.
1626
01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,100
Maybe we should just swim.
1627
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,100
This is...
1628
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:22,020
Who's Googling it?
1629
01:29:22,020 --> 01:29:23,720
I heard some keys clacking.
1630
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:26,180
No, I'm not Googling it.
1631
01:29:26,180 --> 01:29:28,180
I'm fidgeting with my pen.
1632
01:29:28,180 --> 01:29:29,700
Oh, okay.
1633
01:29:29,700 --> 01:29:30,860
Yeah.
1634
01:29:30,860 --> 01:29:31,620
I mean, this is...
1635
01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:33,300
I mean, Boo's looking directly at his phone.
1636
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:33,800
Where...
1637
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,300
Where you go...
1638
01:29:35,300 --> 01:29:36,320
I don't know.
1639
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,180
Let's try Y.
1640
01:29:37,180 --> 01:29:39,200
And you guys got it fucking right.
1641
01:29:43,660 --> 01:29:45,480
Well, we tried helium already.
1642
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,320
Y again?
1643
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:48,480
I'd say Y.
1644
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:49,900
We add more Y to this.
1645
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:57,880
It's better not to answer than to answer something bad.
1646
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,340
Because he's gonna shoot us with his cannon again.
1647
01:30:00,340 --> 01:30:05,040
Just like he made that goddamn jelly stronger from us vomiting.
1648
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:08,120
Trying to bond with the jelly.
1649
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:12,200
I don't know.
1650
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,040
Um...
1651
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,480
All right.
1652
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,300
You got any suggestions of a riddle?
1653
01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:19,040
No, I don't know what the pun is.
1654
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:19,900
Can you give us a hint?
1655
01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:23,100
No, and he lights the fuse.
1656
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:24,720
Oh, come on, man.
1657
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:25,540
You're being a jerk.
1658
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:26,720
Fuse of what?
1659
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,040
For the cannon.
1660
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,420
Oh, we better get swimming.
1661
01:30:30,420 --> 01:30:33,780
We better get swimming.
1662
01:30:33,780 --> 01:30:35,100
I'm swimming.
1663
01:30:37,020 --> 01:30:37,500
All right.
1664
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,560
So you come up to the door.
1665
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,120
I assume you're gonna go through the door.
1666
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:44,240
Do I have another option?
1667
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:45,480
Is it...
1668
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:46,500
Is it riddle protected?
1669
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:46,960
You can try to...
1670
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,500
No, you can try to answer the...
1671
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:50,800
The riddle.
1672
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:53,160
So we can't keep swimming past it?
1673
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:54,620
No.
1674
01:30:54,620 --> 01:30:55,560
All right.
1675
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,620
Then I guess we'll go through the door.
1676
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,500
All right.
1677
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:00,560
All right.
1678
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:05,280
Oh, God.
1679
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:09,640
This also reminds me of Willy Wonka.
1680
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,820
In the chocolate factory?
1681
01:31:12,820 --> 01:31:13,720
Yeah.
1682
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:14,920
Remember when you go see that little door?
1683
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,640
Oh, yeah.
1684
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:23,520
Sometimes I wonder the Google searches that led you to the pictures that you've chosen.
1685
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:29,700
Did you just Google search door?
1686
01:31:32,300 --> 01:31:33,920
No, I put Houndstooth floor.
1687
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:37,340
You put what?
1688
01:31:37,340 --> 01:31:38,940
Houndstooth floor.
1689
01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:41,760
That's not really what I put.
1690
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:43,300
I don't remember what I put.
1691
01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:45,680
I was gonna say, I wonder how this plays into it.
1692
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:47,900
Why would he search Houndstooth floor?
1693
01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:54,020
This room is totally, completely empty.
1694
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:56,620
Oh, you guys smell like pancreatic juice, by the way.
1695
01:31:56,620 --> 01:31:57,440
What?
1696
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,780
Is that gonna be like a minus on our charisma checks?
1697
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,600
Yeah, charisma is gonna be a disadvantage.
1698
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:03,640
Yeah.
1699
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:05,400
My charisma was already pretty bad.
1700
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:08,700
And also, we've rolled, like, no charisma checks.
1701
01:32:08,700 --> 01:32:09,480
We all know.
1702
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:11,080
Shut up.
1703
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:15,920
This room is totally, completely, and suspiciously empty.
1704
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:19,800
The only visible feature is the exit door on the other side.
1705
01:32:23,060 --> 01:32:24,560
I go through it.
1706
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:29,960
You know, you just walk through the door that you, you came in?
1707
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,580
I thought you said that all you could see was the door on the other side.
1708
01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:34,500
Oh, yeah.
1709
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:35,120
It's locked.
1710
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:36,060
Oh.
1711
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:38,280
I'll knock on it.
1712
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,360
Nothing happens.
1713
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,060
Knock on it again.
1714
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:45,260
Okay.
1715
01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:45,300
Okay.
1716
01:32:45,300 --> 01:32:49,940
The door opens, and an identical party of adventurers enter.
1717
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,940
I am you suspiciously.
1718
01:32:51,940 --> 01:32:54,040
It's not a curse for me or whatever.
1719
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,160
I'm not a damn hack.
1720
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:58,100
These are identical versions of you.
1721
01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:03,960
In the interest of efficiency, I sent another dimensions versions of you into the dungeon right
1722
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:04,620
when you started.
1723
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:07,360
Admittedly, this meeting is pretty awkward.
1724
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:10,920
But I'm sure we can sort it out.
1725
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:14,960
Wait, so we just needed to knock twice?
1726
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,640
No.
1727
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:20,400
I'm thinking maybe we could solve this riddle now.
1728
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:25,840
Have I tried the word, have I tried space?
1729
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:27,840
Can we add more space to the box yet?
1730
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:32,060
A cannonball flies through the side of the room.
1731
01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:32,720
What?
1732
01:33:32,720 --> 01:33:36,700
What about helium in space?
1733
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:39,180
No.
1734
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:40,000
All right.
1735
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,580
I'm probably going to end it there before this.
1736
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:42,760
Wait.
1737
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:44,460
This battle.
1738
01:33:44,460 --> 01:33:45,720
Battle?
1739
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:46,480
With what?
1740
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,560
Maybe.
1741
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:48,740
Ourselves?
1742
01:33:48,740 --> 01:33:51,740
I was going to talk and maybe romance.
1743
01:33:51,740 --> 01:33:57,960
Is it sex or masturbation?
1744
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,640
It doesn't matter.
1745
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,680
We'll be right back.
1746
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:02,220
Bye.
1747
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:02,300
Bye.
1748
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:02,300
Bye.
1749
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:03,300
Bye.
1750
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:14,360
you
1751
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:44,340
Thank you.