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all right so you walk into the kitchen and you see it's a typical restaurant kitchen it's got
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there's knives on the wall there's pans sheet trays uh cookie trays uh there's an oven two deep fryers
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filled with oil and a and a big pizza oven a wood-fired pizza oven with pizza and on the on
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the wall there's there's the pizza shovel is there anything to eat like any food laying around
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any yeast yeah you see you see some uh yeast some bruschetta bruschetta yeah like it's about to be
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taken out to a table the hell is i grab it need it you don't know what bruschetta is no is that a bread
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isn't that what isn't that kind of like a fruit it's it's bread with tomatoes and balsamic vinegar
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oh i hate that so i start spitting it up realizing what it is
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oh you said bruschetta i thought you said barchetta
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i thought i thought you're talking about that those that crunchy bread looking like chip
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like what you get in uh tortilla chips oh those snacks you gordettos
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like briskets yeah briskets yeah triskets triskets no that's not what i'm looking at no talking about
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like the rye chips yeah kind of uh bruschetta it doesn't matter it either way i hate this i spat it all up
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oh where where am i am i still did i still can't get through the door i'm just standing outside
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no you were able to follow okay once once jerry pulled the door open for you you were able to go
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in you get in there you really don't know what bruschetta is
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i just was so hungry i had to eat the first thing i saw is there any more food do i see or receive
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no you just see like uh there's like a bowl of onions oh onions again but i had onions for lunch
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yeah and still yeah it was me i was the lunch invisible skills oh yeah i was an onion that was a fried onion
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so i grabbed one of the banshee trays um just uh as i started like waving it around like
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how would this be as a weapon you think summer it's a sheet tray not a banshee tray oh
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it's a fancy tray it's a sheet tray i'm i'm glad you corrected us on that i mean he's gonna be a banshee
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i didn't want him to call if he's like all right banshee tray get him and hope a ghost pops out of it
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you should ask him why did you call it a banshee tray
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i thought that's what you described it as he said a lot of things i don't know how that tray is it
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better than your ray of frost probably not i guess i don't really know but it is better than the hand
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what if i use it as like a shield of some sort that's better it's not as good as that fort that i
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half-assedly built that so i'm taking this i'm taking this back i'm taking this this sheet tray
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i'm gonna grab this um i'm gonna grab uh is there any uh how about any uh is there like any meat
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pounders like you know hammers uh tenderizers yeah you have to give me an investigation check
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oh i will give you an investigation check for that one i had one of meat pounder or uh tenderizer
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both of those it's pretty good sounding a tenderizer pounder what was you what did you want again
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uh investigation there's a tiny hammer
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oh you there's so many drawers in here you don't even know where to look to find a meat tenderizer
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well let's start with the first one god damn
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ain't nobody got time for that all right it's locked
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it's locked her own lock the only key is on layla uh how about uh is there any like uh
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can i steal her key large
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what about like a large like poker stick i don't know uh i'll grab i don't know i'm trying to figure
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out what i can grab here i don't think knives would be very good with me i would probably cut myself
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no but there are a good amount of knives in here
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so don't hide in here is what you're saying
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i'm not
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uh
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oh summer what are you gonna grab
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i can't hear anybody are you guys like can you hear me
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yeah we i can hear you tiger street uh spotty
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i can't hear tiger
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yeah well i haven't really been saying anything i having connection issues i don't know if i'm gonna
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try to restart or something i don't know
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wait a minute what
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all right my connection is much better now so hopefully this this sticks yeah
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let me make sure that ours was a little warning bad too after you know does it help now or yours seems
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better um it seems like it's doing okay okay all right
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okay so you guys are in the kitchen you see all these knives and different things laying around
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and cooking equipment uh summer what are you gonna grab
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i
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uh
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i mean
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you said that layla might have a key for some of these drawers yeah
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perhaps i should get this key from her
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you can try that i'm going to try that okay
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is there any pots yeah there's pots and pans like a big pot and we can throw them in like a stew
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not that big i grab one pot animatronics i grab one pot and put it on my head like a helmet and
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then i grab a frying pan and i'm ready for battle frying pan and uh pan sheet and that pot on the head
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i really don't know what else i'm supposed to do here this is the this is like a little kid
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this is this is jerry firing at all cylinders here
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it's like summer i need you to act like macaulay culkin and home improvement and come up with a bunch of plans for these robots
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you mean
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in home improvement yeah what did i say you said
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the home improvement yeah you'll or be like al borland from home improvement
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al borland would be he al borland could get us out of the specs i know it
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for sure you're going to say like al borland and in home alone
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why are you doing scooby-doo
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okay so tiger you or summer you want to try to steal the key
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yeah let's see let's see if i can do that all right so you walk up to layla
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who's waiting at another table or she's serving another table
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and she turns around seeing you and goes oh oh honey what do you want
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i'll get right over to your table don't worry about it yeah well i mean you do but you never ever bring
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us anything um so you know don't worry about some onions one time yeah you threw onions i mean then
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you set me on fire so i mean i hardly count that as uh you know good i mean i think you did attack us
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first with a broken bottle and a chair
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unclear now that's what happened
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i think maybe we threw a chair at the band but not you i would never do that to you
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i like you here at frankie cream's the employees are family
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what about you you attack us all can i can i be part of your family no
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please you are nothing but a meat bag i'm an orphan no i see your father i've killed your father
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yeah now i'm an orphan no he's right there he's got a pot on his head for some reason i don't know
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i'm ready for battle
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i've got a ladle now
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okay
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i'm gonna go well at all
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um
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i don't know
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so she turns around starts starts talking to the table that she was
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summer
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how's your china around
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steal do it shut up shut up pothead
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oh got him
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gotcha there
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all right i'm gonna i'm gonna make my move
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all right you're gonna try to like pickpocket
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yeah i say
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give me a sleight of hand check
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do i get a bonus
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no
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perhaps advantage
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perhaps
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i'll just skip the roll and just say i lost
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holy
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shit
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so you managed to
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to take your pants off
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is that how you wanna
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no no no no i uh
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i get
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i get it but also i i panster
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that
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please i don't think that's how sleight of hand works
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okay fine then what did i get what do i get give me give me
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you got the key
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you got the key to
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well you got two keys
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right out of it instead of just the one for the bag you you got two keys
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okay
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all right
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and are they labeled
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yeah one says uh kitchen drawers and the other says um says a liquor cabinet
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and did i win the key to her heart
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no that is somewhere else
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can i make a sleight of hand check for it
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sure
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no i'm not doing it i'm gonna i gotta push my luck
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all right so uh
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all right i'm gonna come over by by jerry
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all right and back in the kitchen
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yeah okay
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i'm sitting on a little stool with my ladle just kind of like
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i'm kind of really really spooked because i got killed twice and
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in jerry's ladle is just cereal
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he's got a spoon in the other hand he's eating
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he's eating cereal out of the ladle
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cheerios they come frosted now
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hey dirt look what i got
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what is it it's a key
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for what
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uh the drawers
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what are you gonna find in the drawers
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i don't know but i impossible for a perception check to go poorly if i already have the key to the drawers
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so i would like to open the drawers now
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okay so you're successfully able to open them
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and i look inside and they're full of
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gauze
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there's uh there's a tube meat
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a creme brulee torch
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there's a couple of meat tenderizers
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yes and potato peelers
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nitrous tanks
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how about a handgun
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yeah handgun no is it
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yes a shotgun under the bar
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can we look for this yet
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here in the kitchen
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yes
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did we look for this yet i don't think we look for a shotgun summer why did we
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why have we died three times not thinking about there might be a shotgun underneath the bar
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some of these losers have died more than that
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oh my god
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he's right
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oh my god
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what the hell am i gonna do with a potato peeler
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and another drawer there's a knife sharpener
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all right great
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it it might be
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depends on how you use it
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oh i guess maybe we could sharpen the pizza the pizza shovels
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yeah sharpen them with the pizza cutter
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i still don't know how we're gonna cut a robot
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well that's why i have my ladle and i grab a meat tenderizer
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now i'm double they have no meat
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i've just been accumulating pots and pans on my body like now i have it on like armored
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kind of like you come home from work and the kid has figured out how to open the childproof doors and
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he just like puts on all the pots and pans like he's a knight exactly and it's just been slowly
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happening every time every every shot you see of me i just got accumulated another thing on me
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you're just covered in spoons and pans and sheets and tin foil i got forks on my fist like i'm wolverine
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but they're forks
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yeah
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all right
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yeah
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yeah it's going well uh but i did grab a meat tenderizer so that's gonna be great because
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uh because you know you can't cut a robot i found out
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right you can't smack them with a meat tenderizer
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it's just a small hammer
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do you ever do we have a regular hammer have you ever seen an industrial
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no obviously i haven't
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they're they're like this big
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okay they're pretty big they're basically a hammer
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it's like the size of a sledgehammer but like
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a piece of the weight
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and it's magic
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no
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yo-ho
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okay uh i'm gonna can i try putting the pizza shovel in the knife sharpener and see if i can
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sharpen the edge
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still don't know how i'm gonna cut a robot but
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what if you just smack it with the with the side of it like it's a shovel
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what if i just slap my fanny
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yeah i feel like that's not gonna help our situation summer
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it might shut my dad up
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uh
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embarrassment
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give me a survival check
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for smacking his fanny
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no
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you know it means something different in england
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honey
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14
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okay yes you are able to sharpen the edges of the pizza show
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i would like to demonstrate a sharpness
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by
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is there cheese close by
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nope all you got is bruschetta
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and onions
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this place is terrible
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dad dad listen to me
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they're very important
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are you talking to me honey and i lift up my i lift up my two things
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oh here you are honey i'm building a robot of pots and pans now that's my new thing this week
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that's not a robot it's a robot it's an iron man suit i'm doing it like iron man you know who
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iron man is right no yeah yes i know who iron man is that is so 15 years ago now grab that onion over there
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i grab the onion toss it at me
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i toss the onion all right uh
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jerry give me an athletics check
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i give the athletics check
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i really shouldn't eat
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jerry's on the radio he
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jerry successfully throws the
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the onion in your direction
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yeah
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summer
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uh-huh
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you don't even know what i'm gonna do
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okay
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you don't even know my real name
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what are you gonna do
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i'm gonna swing the pizza shovel at it and try to cut it in half
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exactly what i thought you were gonna do
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you didn't know that you probably thought i was
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no you probably thought i was gonna try and eat it
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discreetly
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discreetly
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i ate it
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give me an athletic check
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all right
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give it to him
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four
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all right
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you clip it a little bit and it cuts through
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uh-huh
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just like the the root end gets cut off
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uh-huh
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and the rest flies over your head
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does jerry start crying from having cut an onion
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jerry didn't cut the onion
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i know but it's closer to him probably
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i don't cry over everything
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no it's not
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okay so i guess the answer is no
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no
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i do not cry
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take that
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all right cool so now i have this thing
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cool how do you like that
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it's pretty great
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um
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all right all of a sudden
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while you're standing in the kitchen brimble walks in
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after seeing you smash smack your face into the door
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all right he came to check on you see how you're doing and sees you cut this onion
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barely cut the onion right out of midair oh man that's so cool i wish i had one of those to help fight these things
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well too bad because i got the only one
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oh
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oh all right um
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no i'm just kidding
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i hope your face is okay i'm just gonna
286
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no no no i was just i'm just josh i'm just joshing you i could show you how to do this for a price
287
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uh no that's hold no you didn't answer the prices
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now that i know this is possible oh i guess i'm just gonna go
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do it sit back at my table with my family no i'm sorry brimble i we got off on the wrong foot
290
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why don't you come over here honey and i will make you a knife shovel of persuasion check
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i don't know why i have to make a persuasion check he already wanted to do this
292
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yeah until he saw you smash your face into the
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okay
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18
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now suck it
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what
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i said there you go 18
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suck it so he comes back in and and asks for
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for the pizza shovel
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right and then i take a pizza shovel and i say let me show you how to do it and then
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there's only one
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oh okay here's the pizza shovel i guess i'll just sit here with my thumb up my ass
303
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i mean you do have a sword and a bow
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yeah i didn't have anything
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yeah great
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i know earlier the last time i tried to throw a candle it hit my little brother in the face
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yeah well i don't listen i don't care
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that's wow that you're part of the module give me that back
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here have this have this
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potato peeler
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no yeah take this potato peeler
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all right okay so you switch back like i don't i don't know what i'm gonna do with this
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yeah me neither
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he just
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i hold his head down and defeat and walks out of the kitchen
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so i poke my head out of my uh pots and fans fort and like honey what do you do that for
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i don't know why i do the things i do
318
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why don't you come on in we'll set you up in my parlor we'll get this all worked out but you need to go
319
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back out there and uh get ourselves to get ourselves an army there's a bunch of knives on the other side of that wall that i'm sure that they can use to help defend us
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okay
321
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can i make it can i are there any other sticks are there sticks in a in a kitchen like uh
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i don't know like a broom all right i think there's there's brooms and bobs
323
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i'm gonna take a broom and uh can i just attach a bunch of knives to it maybe two to to the end if
324
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there's two brooms can i make two like what do you what do you call those things like that
325
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you're like a stick that's got two knives on the end
326
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oh okay um how
327
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what do you mean how i just told you how how are you going to attach them to the stick
328
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oh my god what is this fucking wood shop i don't know like tape they got duct tape back there of
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course they got duct tape it's a kitchen no they don't
330
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uh okay well i guess that idea is out uh then i was just break and give them sticks and break them in
331
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half and just now they have sticks
332
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is there string i don't know knives there why are you giving them broken sticks what are they going to
333
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do with the knife if they get close enough
334
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because they need range as soon as the robots get on them then it's game over
335
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well you came over man last time was to just be let them be a meat grinder and clog up the gum
336
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okay come up the work i just don't see how i my my sword did just did nothing last time i don't see how
337
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a knife would be good what if they're fine your bow your bow did did some work yes my bow not my sword
338
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though i mean it would still do damage okay so i guess i would just just gather up all the knives okay
339
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and see a guy go pull them down one by one he's like i don't know why i'm doing this
340
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all right but with stundly enough there are exactly the right amount of knives to people to patrons
341
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i'm not sure they're going to listen to me they don't like me you haven't been too charming lately
342
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i tried you chased the one guy who liked you out of here he was trying to take my weapon he was
343
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trying he was trying to he was trying to get support i'm not sure he just kind of came in and made fun
344
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of me for walking to the door and then demanded to take my stuff he he asked if you were okay
345
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and i said no i'm not sure that's what he said no that's not what he said he wanted to he said i
346
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just came in here to check to see how you're you're doing after running into the door and then he tried
347
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to take my stuff he asked for no he came in and said oh my god that's so cool i wish i had one of those
348
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all right you're right i was right i'm just a hormonal teenage girl i was gonna say that does
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track that you would probably be like no this is my shit yeah but okay well besides that uh so i've
350
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gathered all the knives okay and uh you're gonna try to give them to people well i was nice for
351
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everybody all right listen up bitches i'm gonna walk out of the door who wants a knife
352
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:09,080
everyone turns and stares at you what what knives who wants a knife where where did you get the knives
353
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from i stole them from where everybody knows what's in a kitchen and what's in a kitchen is knives so
354
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here's the knife you want a knife come get a knife i guess so all right that's the spirit here's a knife
355
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make sure you give them to the children honey how many children are there come on all right here's a knife
356
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give them three no just i only have so many knives one more one more that he can carry to the to the child
357
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:54,040
there was a cleaver the child that's part of the knife cat is it though yeah would be cool if it was
358
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attached to a stick yeah like an axe wait like an axe we should do oh a kitchen axe a kitchen axe
359
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no a kitchen axe
360
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all right so i hand i hand out knives to the the peoples so all the commoners okay so they they all
361
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:23,080
they all have uh they're not the knives now all right and i teach them proper knife
362
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gratifying one of the the triplets comes up
363
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that last slaughter fest so i i think we're gonna follow you guys this time
364
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i don't know about that's a good idea i mean you killed one of them really
365
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and that that really yeah you did that was the the best we've seen you one of them died in the explosion
366
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yeah it was huh you bunch of wieners how many times have you guys died
367
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too probably double digits yeah so maybe you should follow us yeah i i i think we will
368
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all right good here's a knife i've got a knife here's a knife you already gave me one good because
369
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good now you keep it and you put it to good use follow me and don't be scared
370
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okay so they should stand up with the knife not their knives in the hand
371
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they like me now they'll follow you
372
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:40,040
so they must like me that does not mean they like you they love me i don't like you either
373
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no all right all right uh i guess that's all there is to be found in the kitchen uh can we make some kind of
374
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um
375
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oh baster plus fire equals and base fire yes exactly you get caught up in the base fire
376
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exactly
377
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that's rock and roll let's go get it i come out i'm like clanking around in my pot and pans armor you know
378
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,840
it's not i'm yeah it's not it's it's it's it's pretty fashionable
379
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:31,000
did we lose andy no i i i it's not a very flattering picture but i'm still here okay that is a great picture
380
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i might make that my profile picture on all my date websites yeah
381
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:48,120
all right so what's next um now we play the waiting game
382
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:56,360
or we start building a fort another one i would like to build a trebuchet
383
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:04,440
you don't have time for that we have 12 hours it takes a lot longer to do that okay
384
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,560
uh then i guess we'll build nothing and we'll just wait
385
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:16,840
that's it uh well i'm not sure what we have time for i guess we don't have time for a trebuchet
386
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,680
uh there's no shotgun under the bar no
387
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:31,400
there's i mean you don't want to go get that propane tank i what i'd like to investigate the uh
388
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:38,120
liquor cabinet okay so you go you go behind the bar and there's there's a liquor cabinet back there you
389
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:44,120
open it up and there is a bunch of bacardi 151 in there and some other booze
390
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,000
and it also happens to be there where they keep the towels to wipe down at the end of the night
391
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,800
oh that's great we're making molotov cocktails baby
392
00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:01,960
molotov cocktails actually give me all those knives back we're making molotov cock knife
393
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,680
explosions explosions explosions
394
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:18,600
we want explosions all right uh yeah i'm gonna set up just hella molotov cocktails okay
395
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,600
so doing that takes up like two hours
396
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,360
these better be some fucking awesome
397
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:39,080
we're gonna die we're gonna die again doesn't matter when are there any extension cords
398
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,680
give me a perception check
399
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:57,800
yeah you see one hooked up to like uh from the blender behind the bar to an outlet
400
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:07,720
all right i'd like to cut it open with my knives you're gonna cut the electrical cord
401
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:17,400
well i'm gonna unplug it first okay then i'd like to cut it open and defy some type of electrical trap
402
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:25,480
okay how are you gonna do that well i'm gonna take one of those sheets off of jerry
403
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:38,040
and i'm gonna put and the ends of the uh you know extension cord on either end of the uh the sheets
404
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:46,280
okay and um put that on the ground and cover it with leaves and hopefully they step on it
405
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,840
there are no leaves here all right well let me just like lay it on the paper okay
406
00:31:50,840 --> 00:32:02,600
or yeah but no not toilet paper toilet paper toilet paper no yes all right uh uh where did you
407
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:08,360
stash your uh molotov cocktails in our booth in our fort that i built
408
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:19,080
okay okay all right and you put the metal sheet tray on the floor in front of it yeah okay
409
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,560
all right give me a
410
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,080
you know give me a history check
411
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:41,560
five five five uh you set it up but you're really really not sure if it's gonna work because you've
412
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:47,960
never done that before no why would i have done that before well you've never really messed around with electricity
413
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:59,080
okay well let's hope it works okay so you got
414
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:08,440
you got the fork with a bunch of molotovs in it yeah all the patrons have a knife right what about my
415
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:17,320
what about my boy brad brim brim brim i've been calling him brad uh he still has his potato peeler all right
416
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,800
can I inspire him with love?
417
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,940
Give me a charisma check.
418
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,560
A glove of love.
419
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,960
A glove of love.
420
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:39,820
I don't have charisma.
421
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:43,380
Not even underneath your checks?
422
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,440
Definitely not under skills.
423
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,880
Okay, under checks I do.
424
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,840
All right.
425
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,880
Six.
426
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,780
Six.
427
00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,300
No, it doesn't work.
428
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,320
He just kind of hangs his head.
429
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,440
And he just looks defeated.
430
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,340
Well, at least he's got the right attitude.
431
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:12,700
All right.
432
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,600
What's next?
433
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,700
Jerry, you haven't done anything in a while.
434
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:23,060
I think I'm just going to prepare for the battle, I guess.
435
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:24,520
I'm going to try to attack him.
436
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,180
Is there any place high I can hide?
437
00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:34,740
Is there hanging lights that I can jump and hang on top of so I can jump down and attack
438
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,480
them when they come in?
439
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,880
No.
440
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,980
All right.
441
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:38,840
Well, you know what?
442
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,200
Actually, give me a perception check.
443
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:41,660
I will perceive everything.
444
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:41,660
I will perceive everything.
445
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,300
I will perceive everything.
446
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,780
And you'll never see it coming.
447
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:56,400
You do notice that there are a couple of low-hated lights with fans on them.
448
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,280
All right.
449
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,500
I climb up and try to...
450
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,240
I use one of these stools and I get up there.
451
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,540
I scurry up there in my little armored...
452
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,180
My little pots and pan armor.
453
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:04,740
And just...
454
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:06,560
I got my tenderizer and my ladle in.
455
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,240
I'm not sure.
456
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,740
I'm just going to try to...
457
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:12,560
Hopefully not get stabbed or killed with my armor on.
458
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,000
I'm just going to jump down and pound them.
459
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,600
Okay.
460
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,520
I don't have a...
461
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,480
So you're sitting on top of a fan.
462
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,340
Yeah.
463
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,600
Getting ready for it.
464
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,200
Summer is sitting in the fort.
465
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,640
Can I give Brad my sword?
466
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,920
You want to give...
467
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,880
You want to give Brimble your sword?
468
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,740
Yes.
469
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:35,960
Brimble?
470
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,160
Yeah.
471
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,300
Yeah, you can do that.
472
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,200
Hey, Brimble.
473
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,340
Yes?
474
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:45,740
I just was thinking about what happened earlier.
475
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,280
You know, it was really awkward.
476
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,660
You know, I don't really talk to a lot of boys.
477
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:52,740
So, sorry.
478
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:53,480
Really?
479
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,140
It doesn't seem like that.
480
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:56,740
It seems like you've talked to a lot of boys.
481
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,440
I know.
482
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,340
It's because I'm so hot.
483
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,840
But, you know, I don't.
484
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,220
Trust me.
485
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:03,280
Here's a sword.
486
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,180
And I blow a kiss at him.
487
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:10,700
Can I get a real kiss?
488
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:13,360
What, like on the lips?
489
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,220
Yes.
490
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,900
Oh, yeah.
491
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,340
Of course.
492
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:17,660
No.
493
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,260
Of course.
494
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:18,740
I know.
495
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,240
Yeah.
496
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:19,720
Duh.
497
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,900
People kiss on the lips.
498
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:21,500
Sure.
499
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,840
All right.
500
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,100
So, you give him a kiss and he's instantly filled with hope.
501
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:33,580
Can I roll a history to see if I've ever had a kiss before?
502
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,600
Yeah.
503
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:45,880
Oh, my God.
504
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,680
It was my first kiss.
505
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,400
It was.
506
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,940
It was definitely your first kiss and you didn't know how to do it.
507
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,180
So, you accidentally kissed him right on the nose.
508
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,520
Oh, cute.
509
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,180
No, not in a good way.
510
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:04,260
Like, not like on the top, but like on the bottom, like on the nostrils.
511
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:06,080
Oh, cute.
512
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,840
So cute.
513
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,360
Yeah.
514
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,700
That was very, very weird.
515
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,580
This may be true love.
516
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,500
All right.
517
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,040
That was the weirdest kiss I've ever gotten.
518
00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,240
Well, it's the first kiss I've ever gotten.
519
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,080
So, you know, we're all trying.
520
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,460
That was pretty obvious.
521
00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:28,740
Thanks.
522
00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:31,000
Well, good luck with my sword.
523
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,940
Thanks.
524
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:33,760
I think.
525
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Hopefully, I don't fuck this up.
526
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,640
It doesn't matter.
527
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,820
We'll be back here anyway.
528
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:42,900
If you fuck it up, then we'll just have another chance.
529
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,340
Do it.
530
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,260
Okay.
531
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:44,360
Okay.
532
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,820
Okay.
533
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:50,300
So, you guys want to wait for the fight?
534
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,180
Or do you want to take the fight to them?
535
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:55,960
I'm pretty much ready.
536
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,720
I'm probably napping by now.
537
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,920
Can I sit on a fan?
538
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,660
A fan?
539
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,020
What kind of fan are you talking about?
540
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,260
Like a ceiling fan?
541
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:06,900
Ceiling fan.
542
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,060
I'm sitting on top of it?
543
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:09,660
Yeah.
544
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,700
Yeah, I'm napping.
545
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,260
Like a gargoyle.
546
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,740
Yeah, like this.
547
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:20,220
Can I throw the propane tank just to get this party?
548
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,020
on the road?
549
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,520
Yeah.
550
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,560
Give me an athletics check.
551
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,100
Okay.
552
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:30,380
Again, you don't have to throw it.
553
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:31,180
I'm gonna.
554
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:33,400
You can just set it up there.
555
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,680
Nope.
556
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,240
I threw it.
557
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:34,260
Okay.
558
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:34,720
All right.
559
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,500
You threw it.
560
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,460
You threw it.
561
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,020
And it hit.
562
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,900
Blows everyone up.
563
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:40,920
Blows everyone up.
564
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Including Jerry.
565
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,060
No!
566
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:50,060
Hold on.
567
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:52,400
I forgot to adjust some hit points.
568
00:38:52,400 --> 00:39:22,380
I don't know.
569
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:26,380
Okay, so you threw it, and it hit...
570
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:28,020
Where's this guy again?
571
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,740
It hit Thomas T. Toad.
572
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,160
Oh, I've been calling him Tommy.
573
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,660
Yeah, Tommy Toad.
574
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,920
I'm calling him Cranston.
575
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:40,380
And it explodes on contact.
576
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,300
Sending them all to hell.
577
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,540
Robot hell.
578
00:39:46,540 --> 00:40:02,600
All right.
579
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:13,580
All right.
580
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,780
Got to do some math here.
581
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,340
Damn it.
582
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:18,820
It's going to be a while.
583
00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:20,540
Don't you know...
584
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:25,540
Don't you know...
585
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:28,060
That I'm dipping on a fan.
586
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:32,040
Just hanging out on a fan.
587
00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:35,060
Do-do-do.
588
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:38,480
All right.
589
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,540
So after the smoke clears...
590
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:44,540
You can see that...
591
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,660
The animatronics look pretty...
592
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:49,840
Clearly peeved.
593
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,540
Pretty damaged.
594
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:54,800
On the brink of death.
595
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,000
Stiff breeze.
596
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,140
And Piggly Wiggly...
597
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,660
Piggly Wigglebutt...
598
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:04,660
Is just...
599
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:06,500
On the ground.
600
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,660
You can tell that there's no...
601
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:09,660
No electricity going...
602
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,640
Into his body.
603
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,960
Is that another way of saying dead?
604
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,700
Yeah.
605
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,700
Yes.
606
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,660
So now we will...
607
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,420
Roll for initiative.
608
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:27,620
Dead!
609
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:27,660
Dead!
610
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,260
Dead!
611
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:31,660
Hey.
612
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,260
Are you going to put...
613
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,960
Brad in there?
614
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,980
Oh yeah.
615
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,360
There they are.
616
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:36,780
Commoner.
617
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:37,200
Okay.
618
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:47,000
Holy crap.
619
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,180
Oh no.
620
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:49,680
I'm last.
621
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,240
Oh.
622
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:51,800
I'm last.
623
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,320
You are last.
624
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:53,680
Yes.
625
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,600
All right.
626
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:54,920
Well.
627
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,920
Wow.
628
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,400
They got really good rolls.
629
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,520
I'm going to take a nap.
630
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,120
Oh wow.
631
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,800
Yes.
632
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,340
All four of them right at the top there.
633
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:03,140
Yeah.
634
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:04,620
But one of them is dead.
635
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:05,100
So.
636
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:06,740
Yeah.
637
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:07,340
He's not dead.
638
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,360
There's four other ones?
639
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,600
Yeah.
640
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:10,800
Oh.
641
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,040
We are fucked.
642
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,320
Ray of Frost.
643
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,220
So Layla.
644
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:18,220
Layla.
645
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:18,560
Layla.
646
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,560
Uh.
647
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,180
Sees where.
648
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:25,760
Where the bottle came from over at the booth and starts walking towards you.
649
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,340
Oh shit.
650
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:26,760
That's me.
651
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,780
Yeah.
652
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:29,520
Oh shit.
653
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,000
That's me.
654
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,260
But it's kind of far.
655
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:31,940
So that's.
656
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,660
That's the end.
657
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:34,600
So she's just walking.
658
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,620
Okay.
659
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,560
Uh.
660
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,520
Buster the bear.
661
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,580
Also starts walking towards you.
662
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:48,020
So does Billy Beaver.
663
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,280
I call him Billy Beave.
664
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,460
Yeah.
665
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,880
Billy the Beave.
666
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,080
Billy the Beave boy.
667
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,700
And so does Tommy Tito.
668
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,200
Billy the Beave Rodriguez.
669
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,440
All right.
670
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:02,880
So.
671
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,400
Billy the Beave boy.
672
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,560
The Beave Bob Bo.
673
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,900
Billy Beave boy.
674
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,000
Billy Beave Bo.
675
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,180
So it's one of the triplets turn.
676
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:13,340
She walks towards and sits by the.
677
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,560
Comes to the booth.
678
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,340
To the side of the booth.
679
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,260
So does her sister.
680
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,440
And now it is.
681
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,100
Matt.
682
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,260
I was called.
683
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,240
I was called him back.
684
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,320
Uh.
685
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,560
Jerry's turn.
686
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,860
I.
687
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,620
Go invisible.
688
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:32,020
Yeah.
689
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,340
Okay.
690
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,560
Yeah.
691
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,260
You know how long.
692
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,300
We have to wait for your turn.
693
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:39,080
To come up again.
694
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,200
All right.
695
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,480
You're.
696
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:42,920
You're.
697
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,680
You're invisible.
698
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,580
You're already in it.
699
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,400
And you're covered in pans.
700
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,060
You're just going to be.
701
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,720
Do the pans go invisible?
702
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,480
Yes.
703
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,120
The pans are invisible.
704
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,480
As well.
705
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:03,980
I'm glad you're enjoying this.
706
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,000
As they'll make you look.
707
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:07,480
You're like.
708
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,580
So now it is Brimble's turn.
709
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,580
And Brimble walks in.
710
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:12,900
Up.
711
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,440
And attacks Layla.
712
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,380
With the sword.
713
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,880
Okay.
714
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:28,180
Brimble.
715
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:30,000
Brimble.
716
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,380
Invisible.
717
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,860
Brimble.
718
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,320
Brimble.
719
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,960
Invisible.
720
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,600
12.
721
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,220
Death blow.
722
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:46,740
Yeah.
723
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:51,360
Do you need the stats on my sword?
724
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:56,020
I think I got him.
725
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:56,900
It's 100.
726
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,000
1.
727
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,440
2.
728
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,000
1.
729
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,080
2.
730
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,760
Yeah.
731
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,800
If he's using.
732
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,220
Wait.
733
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:04,560
Hold on.
734
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,640
Never mind.
735
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,220
Does 1d10 damage.
736
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,160
If he's two handed.
737
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:11,860
But.
738
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,160
Yeah.
739
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:13,740
He doesn't.
740
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,840
Really know how to.
741
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,280
No.
742
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,700
He's.
743
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,520
Filled with.
744
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,280
Teenage love.
745
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,320
10.
746
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,660
He does 10 damage.
747
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,740
To.
748
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:23,580
To Layla.
749
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,340
But she gets.
750
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:25,980
Disadvantaged.
751
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:27,080
Because she's not wearing pants.
752
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,440
She is still wearing pants.
753
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,440
The other triplet.
754
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,100
Comes up.
755
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:37,440
I don't know.
756
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,240
That made me laugh.
757
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,200
She's not wearing pants.
758
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,780
Because I took him off.
759
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:46,260
Earlier.
760
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:55,080
So the.
761
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:55,860
Third triplet.
762
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,300
Comes up.
763
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:56,720
And attacks.
764
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,640
Buster the bear.
765
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,300
I like.
766
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,240
Buster the bitch.
767
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:06,240
Good one.
768
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:06,380
Good one.
769
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:06,780
Good one.
770
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:19,300
16.
771
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:20,180
And.
772
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,200
Really good rolls.
773
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,700
Yep.
774
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,940
Billy the beat boy.
775
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,420
You beat my beer.
776
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:32,700
Billy the big boy.
777
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,280
You beat my beef.
778
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,500
That is time.
779
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:36,680
Yes.
780
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,900
Two.
781
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,040
Two.
782
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,060
And hits.
783
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:43,760
For.
784
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,420
Two damage.
785
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:50,620
I'll take that.
786
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:51,740
Damn beaver.
787
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:54,440
That is the beef boy.
788
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,940
Okay.
789
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:56,820
I added the.
790
00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:57,360
The mom.
791
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,800
To.
792
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,240
From.
793
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,000
The table.
794
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,400
Burnley's.
795
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,440
Mom.
796
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,540
Oh.
797
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:05,460
I didn't even know he had a mom.
798
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:06,680
Yeah.
799
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,060
It's his.
800
00:47:07,060 --> 00:47:07,940
It's his mom.
801
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,280
And his.
802
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,020
Uncle.
803
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,520
That tracks.
804
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,120
I don't get it.
805
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,060
Well.
806
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,400
You wouldn't know anything about.
807
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,080
That has anything else about his family.
808
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,940
Or anything real.
809
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:21,880
I didn't even know he had a family.
810
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,480
This is real.
811
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,280
And that's for three damage.
812
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,520
Summer.
813
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:35,540
Summer.
814
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:35,540
Summer.
815
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:36,180
It is your turn.
816
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:37,400
That's me.
817
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,220
Yes.
818
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,140
Uh.
819
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,580
I would like to wield my pizza shovel.
820
00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:43,520
At.
821
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:43,840
Wait.
822
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,660
Did anyone get close enough to me yet?
823
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,660
No.
824
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,580
Uh.
825
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,420
Then I will use my longbow.
826
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:51,700
Okay.
827
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,220
And shoot.
828
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:54,720
At.
829
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:54,860
Who?
830
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,540
Um.
831
00:47:57,540 --> 00:47:59,100
Layla.
832
00:47:59,100 --> 00:47:59,940
The turtle.
833
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,080
The lizard.
834
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,720
Layla.
835
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,860
Layla the lizard.
836
00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:03,340
Okay.
837
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,140
Roll a G20.
838
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:04,280
I didn't know you.
839
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:04,620
I didn't know you.
840
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:04,840
I didn't know you.
841
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,080
Uh.
842
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,020
Oh.
843
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:10,560
Shit.
844
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:15,820
Don't cut down.
845
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:15,960
Yeah.
846
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:23,980
Plus.
847
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:23,980
Plus.
848
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,340
So that's an 11.
849
00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:26,180
Because you got plus seven.
850
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:26,680
You miss.
851
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,080
All right.
852
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,440
And I'll just.
853
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,260
Continue.
854
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,180
To wait.
855
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,260
All right.
856
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,480
It is Layla's turn.
857
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,020
She turns and attacks the last person that.
858
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,720
That hit her.
859
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,900
That was me.
860
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,000
No.
861
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,680
You missed.
862
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,640
All right.
863
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,220
So the mom.
864
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:54,200
And she misses.
865
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200
Great.
866
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,340
I mean.
867
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,740
I actually mean great this time.
868
00:48:58,740 --> 00:48:59,680
Yes.
869
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,060
Great.
870
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,920
Great.
871
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,000
That's great.
872
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,060
Great.
873
00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:07,380
So Buster the bear attacks the last triplet.
874
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,760
That attacked him.
875
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,180
Oh boy.
876
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:15,720
And.
877
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,560
Misses.
878
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:22,860
Not so scary now.
879
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,280
Are you?
880
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,940
We all got knives.
881
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,940
Billy the bee.
882
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:30,740
I beat my soul.
883
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:33,760
Love that.
884
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,460
Decides to walk up to the fort to try to attack it.
885
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,820
All right.
886
00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:41,980
And.
887
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:43,780
Do.
888
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:43,980
Do.
889
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:44,040
Do.
890
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,380
Do.
891
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:48,520
Falls right into my trap.
892
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,200
He's going to do.
893
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,780
Insight check.
894
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,240
What?
895
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,300
He's going to do an insight check.
896
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:05,820
He does not see that pan right on the floor.
897
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:06,880
Good.
898
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,680
I'm going to try things.
899
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:25,120
But.
900
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,280
Summer.
901
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,760
Just roll a d20 for me.
902
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,840
Right now?
903
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,560
Yeah.
904
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,040
All right.
905
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:39,340
All right.
906
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:39,360
All right.
907
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:39,640
You.
908
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,160
You did successfully manage to set up the.
909
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,380
The shock pad.
910
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,040
The shock sheet tray.
911
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,480
Okay.
912
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,940
And he will take some damage.
913
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:54,480
Oh.
914
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,600
It just goes off right away.
915
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,100
Oh.
916
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:56,540
I'm smart.
917
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:57,500
Yeah.
918
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:57,880
Yeah.
919
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,380
I mean.
920
00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,080
You just.
921
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,240
Put the electricity on there.
922
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,220
Oh.
923
00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:03,820
It was a hot plate.
924
00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,500
Hot plate.
925
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,620
Hot plate.
926
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:07,260
I mean.
927
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,420
Not really a hot plate.
928
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:09,620
Hot plate.
929
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:13,340
Hot boys.
930
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Doing 11 points of damage.
931
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,120
All right.
932
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,080
And he's so shocked that.
933
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,920
He can't do anything.
934
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,640
He did.
935
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,160
So now it is.
936
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,940
What is it?
937
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:31,660
Who's.
938
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:33,040
Oh.
939
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,300
Tommy to toad.
940
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,560
Tommy to toad.
941
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:36,880
Dude.
942
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,700
Doesn't actually work as well.
943
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:43,740
Hot plate.
944
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:46,900
And starts to attack the.
945
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,680
Fort that you're in.
946
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,620
It's impenetrable.
947
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:52,880
Don't even try it bud.
948
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:58,940
The fort kick ass is impregnable.
949
00:51:58,940 --> 00:51:59,760
So it's going to.
950
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,980
He's going to roll with disadvantage.
951
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:05,100
So we got a three.
952
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,900
So he does not do any damage.
953
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,620
It is the first triplet.
954
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:15,180
She's going to walk up and.
955
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,140
Hit.
956
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:19,900
I think I had their names.
957
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,320
Down by now.
958
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:21,880
Billy.
959
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,980
Billy the beef.
960
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,660
How could you forget that one?
961
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:28,380
The best one.
962
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:32,740
Hit it Jerry.
963
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:34,180
For five.
964
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:35,520
For the beef.
965
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:35,900
Oh.
966
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,560
She misses.
967
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:37,760
She misses.
968
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,700
The second triplet.
969
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,640
Walks up to.
970
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,120
Hits him in the nuts.
971
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,320
To attack.
972
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,060
Buster the bear.
973
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:49,780
Hey triplet.
974
00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:50,800
Aim for the nuts.
975
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:55,700
He hates being hit in them.
976
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:56,920
15.
977
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,720
She does connect.
978
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,360
To his nuts.
979
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,680
Sending him.
980
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,220
Falling to the ground.
981
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:03,760
In agony.
982
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,020
Doing three points.
983
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:07,980
Of damage.
984
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:11,620
Oh.
985
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,300
They have knives.
986
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,120
Yeah.
987
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,020
Okay.
988
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,080
No.
989
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:16,580
Hits.
990
00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:17,400
So.
991
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,580
Jerry.
992
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:19,820
It is your turn.
993
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:21,840
Am I above any of them?
994
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,980
Or am I any kind of convenient way of jumping?
995
00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,500
There's no way to tell.
996
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,560
Because no one can see you.
997
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,800
You're a goddamn invisible.
998
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,860
All right.
999
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:32,660
I'm going to jump on top of the nearest guy in front of me.
1000
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:34,260
Okay.
1001
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:34,720
Pick one.
1002
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,620
The one in front of me.
1003
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:41,440
You're above all of them.
1004
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,780
And invisible.
1005
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:45,580
I'm jumping the Billy the Beef.
1006
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,580
Billy the Beef.
1007
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:51,300
Jumping on the Beef.
1008
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,600
So roll a d20 with advantage.
1009
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,160
How do I do that?
1010
00:53:57,420 --> 00:53:59,240
Just do 2d20.
1011
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,720
Just roll 2d20.
1012
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:01,920
So we'll look at it.
1013
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,120
Okay.
1014
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,640
So you got 15.
1015
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,800
So that is enough to hit.
1016
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,900
If you do.
1017
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,900
Roll your.
1018
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:17,600
What is it?
1019
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,600
Roll 1d6.
1020
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:32,220
1 point of damage.
1021
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:35,780
It's flying damage.
1022
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,760
He's right.
1023
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,840
That's your count.
1024
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,500
That's your count.
1025
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,260
10,000 points.
1026
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:42,760
Maybe 20.
1027
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:43,220
Square inch.
1028
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,840
This commoner attacks Layla.
1029
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,880
Oh no.
1030
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:48,960
No that's.
1031
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,700
No that's good.
1032
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,720
Oh that's.
1033
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,240
Yeah that's.
1034
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:51,600
That's.
1035
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,300
That's Brimbley.
1036
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:52,720
I'm sorry.
1037
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,320
You need to rename him or something.
1038
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,800
Because I need to know about my.
1039
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,960
Okay.
1040
00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,240
Okay.
1041
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,060
So that hits.
1042
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:17,900
For 5 points of damage.
1043
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:27,060
That is the third triplets.
1044
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:31,300
Attack against Buster the bear.
1045
00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:36,060
More like Buster the bitch.
1046
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,420
She misses.
1047
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,520
More like triplet the bitch.
1048
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,800
Summer is your turn.
1049
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,900
I'd like to.
1050
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:48,920
Launch.
1051
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:49,840
My.
1052
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,720
Molotov cocktails.
1053
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:54,840
At who?
1054
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,020
Everyone.
1055
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,520
You can do.
1056
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,120
What is it?
1057
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,140
Action surge right?
1058
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:01,520
So it gives you two actions.
1059
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,320
You can throw two of them.
1060
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,700
At one time?
1061
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,860
You can throw one.
1062
00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:07,960
And then you have to throw another one.
1063
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,260
Oh yeah.
1064
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:11,020
That'll be your action surge.
1065
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,420
Uh.
1066
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:13,060
Alright.
1067
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,140
The.
1068
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:14,840
So.
1069
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,880
Uh.
1070
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,140
Who got zapped?
1071
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,560
Was it Timmy Toad?
1072
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,180
Or was it.
1073
00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:19,520
Uh.
1074
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,280
Beef Boy?
1075
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,760
It was.
1076
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,880
Billy the Beef.
1077
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,820
Alright.
1078
00:56:23,820 --> 00:56:24,320
Yeah.
1079
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,320
I'm gonna.
1080
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,680
I'm gonna target him.
1081
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:27,620
Okay.
1082
00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,440
So.
1083
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,920
Give me.
1084
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,740
An.
1085
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:32,900
Athletics check.
1086
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:33,360
Okay.
1087
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,340
12.
1088
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:40,380
12.
1089
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:40,620
Oh.
1090
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:41,380
Plus 12.
1091
00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:41,780
Okay.
1092
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,340
So you do manage to hit.
1093
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:44,620
Alright.
1094
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,800
And that does.
1095
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,820
Roll.
1096
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:49,420
Uh.
1097
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:50,440
2d6.
1098
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,460
For 6 points of damage.
1099
00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:58,400
Uh huh.
1100
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,540
And.
1101
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:01,840
Uh.
1102
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,900
Billy the Beef is looking.
1103
00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:03,960
Very.
1104
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,720
Very bad.
1105
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:05,760
Am I still hanging out?
1106
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,860
Because I'm gonna hit him with another one.
1107
00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:08,400
Oh no.
1108
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,540
Oh no.
1109
00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:09,880
Tiger.
1110
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,400
You're.
1111
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:10,680
You're.
1112
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:10,860
Yeah.
1113
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:11,220
Yeah.
1114
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:11,440
Right.
1115
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,620
You're gonna hit him with another one.
1116
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:13,960
Yeah.
1117
00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,440
Am I still hanging on top of him?
1118
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,380
No.
1119
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:19,180
Oh.
1120
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:19,800
Oh.
1121
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,960
Doesn't matter.
1122
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,680
Your pots.
1123
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,240
Your precious pans will save you.
1124
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,600
You jumped on top of him.
1125
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:24,840
But.
1126
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,600
You like.
1127
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Bounced out of the way.
1128
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Like.
1129
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,340
You bounced off of him.
1130
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,100
Well.
1131
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:29,820
That's not why I'm lying.
1132
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:30,100
I do.
1133
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:30,740
Okay.
1134
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:31,640
Summer.
1135
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:32,520
Give me another.
1136
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,120
Athletics check please.
1137
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:34,340
No.
1138
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:34,760
You'd much.
1139
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,720
Rather be on fire right now.
1140
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,160
Surviving.
1141
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,520
And.
1142
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,860
2d6 please.
1143
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:52,300
For.
1144
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,880
11 points of damage.
1145
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,180
So you see him.
1146
00:57:57,180 --> 00:57:59,180
After you hit him with the second Molotov cocktail.
1147
00:57:59,180 --> 00:57:59,960
He just kind of.
1148
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,400
Stops functioning.
1149
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,160
He bursts into flames.
1150
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,780
Yeah.
1151
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:07,960
He's on flame.
1152
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,520
But he's like.
1153
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,420
He just kind of like.
1154
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,200
Droops.
1155
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,460
Slowly droops over.
1156
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,120
Ah.
1157
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:12,400
Yeah.
1158
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:12,940
But he like.
1159
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,760
And you can see the glow in his eyes.
1160
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,000
Just fade out.
1161
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,860
Ah.
1162
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:19,040
Yep.
1163
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Take that.
1164
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,720
Beaver.
1165
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,280
Boy.
1166
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:21,640
Okay.
1167
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,420
So now it is.
1168
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:22,840
Uh.
1169
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,780
Layla's turn.
1170
00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:29,060
And she is going to.
1171
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:33,140
Attack.
1172
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,060
She's going to.
1173
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:35,140
Try to bite.
1174
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:37,340
Brimbley.
1175
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:39,240
Brimbley.
1176
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:39,640
No.
1177
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,740
Oh.
1178
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,360
Layla is.
1179
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:43,940
Yeah.
1180
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,640
She was a lizard.
1181
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,400
Lizard's bite.
1182
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,020
They don't got teeth.
1183
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,480
They got.
1184
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,100
It's a robot lizard.
1185
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:53,220
It's a robot lizard.
1186
00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:55,200
Why would they give.
1187
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:55,620
And.
1188
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,420
Misses.
1189
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:57,940
Oh.
1190
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,040
So it is.
1191
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,240
So it is.
1192
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,360
Summer's turn.
1193
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,320
It is.
1194
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,760
Buster the bear's turn.
1195
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,300
To attack.
1196
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:10,680
Buster.
1197
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:10,920
Buster.
1198
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:10,980
Buster.
1199
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:14,220
To attack the first triplet.
1200
00:59:21,220 --> 00:59:21,880
Eight.
1201
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:21,960
Eight.
1202
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,000
Eight.
1203
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Eight.
1204
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:22,040
Eight.
1205
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:22,780
Misses.
1206
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:25,400
Oh.
1207
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:25,760
We are.
1208
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,400
Getting lucky somehow today.
1209
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,660
Yeah.
1210
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:29,720
Uh.
1211
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,980
It's uncharacteristic.
1212
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,260
I am still.
1213
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,220
Without damage.
1214
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,540
Tommy T.
1215
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,220
Toad's turn.
1216
00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:38,020
To attack.
1217
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,380
Summer.
1218
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:40,960
Tommy T.
1219
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,880
Bitch.
1220
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:44,600
And.
1221
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,480
Since you are still in the fort.
1222
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,820
Is with disadvantage.
1223
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,000
Which is seven.
1224
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,840
So he misses.
1225
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:54,780
The first.
1226
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,420
Triplet.
1227
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,320
hits.
1228
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,540
Oh.
1229
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:05,000
Wow.
1230
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,420
He is done.
1231
01:00:07,420 --> 01:00:10,120
This frog is bullied.
1232
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,360
Or two damage.
1233
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,720
That is not really a lot.
1234
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,660
The second triplet.
1235
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:18,940
Attacks.
1236
01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:20,800
Who is that?
1237
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:25,820
Buster.
1238
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,280
So what are you using for.
1239
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,760
The knives.
1240
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,260
Daggers.
1241
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:32,760
Basically.
1242
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,060
Yeah.
1243
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:34,880
Okay.
1244
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,480
Well.
1245
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,400
That's fair.
1246
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,020
Not that you asked.
1247
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,500
And that one misses.
1248
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,640
Not that you asked.
1249
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:50,520
Uh.
1250
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,700
Jerry.
1251
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:53,180
Your turn.
1252
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,860
Um.
1253
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,700
So who is still alive?
1254
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,880
Is he still.
1255
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:58,760
Is he still invisible?
1256
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,840
No.
1257
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,320
He did his attack.
1258
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,120
Oh.
1259
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:02,800
If you attack.
1260
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,420
Then you're not invisible.
1261
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,340
I thought it was just magic.
1262
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:06,520
If you do it.
1263
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:06,900
Uh.
1264
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,200
Uh.
1265
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:07,800
Attack.
1266
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,920
Oh.
1267
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,660
All right.
1268
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:11,120
Um.
1269
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,820
I'm going to hit one with a magic missile.
1270
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:17,260
Okay.
1271
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:19,520
You don't got a magic missile dog.
1272
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,780
Magic mountain baby.
1273
01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:22,640
Magic mountain.
1274
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,480
Okay.
1275
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,940
I really have to go to the bathroom.
1276
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:25,880
Yeah.
1277
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,680
You look like it.
1278
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,460
You actually look like you have to go to the bathroom.
1279
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,220
Yes.
1280
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,540
I'm back.
1281
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:30,560
Oh.
1282
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,020
He's back.
1283
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:31,960
Oh.
1284
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,260
Good.
1285
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:34,060
Yes.
1286
01:01:34,060 --> 01:01:35,380
And now he's back.
1287
01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:36,500
From.
1288
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:36,960
I'm back.
1289
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:37,760
Oh.
1290
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,180
No.
1291
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:40,300
I had to get rid of that picture.
1292
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:41,140
All right.
1293
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:41,520
So.
1294
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,500
You're going to attack with magic missile.
1295
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,080
Yeah.
1296
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,740
All right.
1297
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:48,480
It's a very phallic spell.
1298
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,740
Now you have.
1299
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,960
Three.
1300
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,700
Magic missiles.
1301
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,700
Yeah.
1302
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,140
That launch out.
1303
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,500
You can send them all at one person.
1304
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,780
Or you can send them at different parties.
1305
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,000
I have.
1306
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,980
Blow everything up.
1307
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:00,920
Yeah.
1308
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:01,500
I'll throw a spell.
1309
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,640
Three different parties.
1310
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:06,100
You're going to throw them at three different people?
1311
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:06,780
Yeah.
1312
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:07,560
Okay.
1313
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,120
There's only three left.
1314
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,140
I'm going hog wild.
1315
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,460
I'm going magic mountain.
1316
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:13,240
Okay.
1317
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,440
Roll a one.
1318
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,620
Roll a d20.
1319
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,100
Oh no.
1320
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:20,400
I'm sorry.
1321
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:20,980
You don't have to.
1322
01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:22,920
Sorry.
1323
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,000
I forgot that that automatically hits.
1324
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,480
So roll one d4 plus one.
1325
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,400
One.
1326
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,040
Orange slash.
1327
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,560
One d4.
1328
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,240
And then plus one.
1329
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:36,840
How do you do that?
1330
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,180
You just hit plus one.
1331
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:43,460
Where's the plus button?
1332
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,200
Right by the back.
1333
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,780
You're sitting on it.
1334
01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:51,220
Oh you hit all of them for four damage.
1335
01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:52,480
Four.
1336
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,740
That's it?
1337
01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:58,980
Four damage.
1338
01:02:58,980 --> 01:02:59,980
With that.
1339
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,440
They're dead.
1340
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,960
The lizard is dead.
1341
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,440
Oh I'm kind of sad.
1342
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,720
Ding dong.
1343
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,660
The lizard's dead.
1344
01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:08,520
Which old lizard?
1345
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,340
That's how it goes.
1346
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:12,400
Brimley.
1347
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,240
Brimley after Lay the lizard dies.
1348
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,100
Goes down.
1349
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:20,300
To attack.
1350
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,560
Brimley.
1351
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500
Yes.
1352
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,740
My hero.
1353
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:27,060
Okay.
1354
01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:29,560
I love you.
1355
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:35,300
Brimley doesn't hear that.
1356
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:39,980
I don't like the look of that creature that's on the backside of your paper.
1357
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,620
Let me see it again.
1358
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:45,520
Oh.
1359
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,400
It doesn't look so scary when you do it boo.
1360
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,440
Maybe he won't be so bad.
1361
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,080
That's how it always is.
1362
01:03:58,580 --> 01:03:58,940
Oh.
1363
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,780
And Brimley misses.
1364
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:01,540
Brimley.
1365
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:02,560
I never loved you at all.
1366
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,740
You're a fucking poser.
1367
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:08,180
Okay.
1368
01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:11,900
It is the second triplet's turn to attack.
1369
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:12,200
Who's that?
1370
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:12,900
Is that the beef?
1371
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,780
Or is that Buster?
1372
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,140
Beef is dead.
1373
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:16,160
Beef is dead.
1374
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:16,600
Beef is dead, man.
1375
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,260
So.
1376
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,300
Attacks.
1377
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:19,220
Buster.
1378
01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:22,240
Beef's dead, baby.
1379
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,760
So glad the beef is dead.
1380
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,380
The beef is dead.
1381
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:28,380
And best dead.
1382
01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:29,660
So glad the beef is all dead.
1383
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,980
Summer.
1384
01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:32,060
What?
1385
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:33,020
Your turn.
1386
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:35,540
Uh.
1387
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:40,580
So can I hit Tommy Titoed with my electro plate floor?
1388
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,200
Floor?
1389
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:42,540
No.
1390
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:44,260
That is a stationary thing.
1391
01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:45,260
Okay.
1392
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,500
Um.
1393
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:53,980
And I'm guessing you're going to tell me that all my Molotov cocktails were wasted on Billy the Beef.
1394
01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:55,300
No.
1395
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,380
You said you made a good amount of them.
1396
01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:59,860
Yeah, but I didn't really make a number.
1397
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,040
And I used two on Billy the Beef.
1398
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,260
Hmm.
1399
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,660
I don't know what.
1400
01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:11,880
I mean, I didn't really know what the Molotov cocktails numbers were.
1401
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,040
Should I use that?
1402
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:19,220
Or should I try and longbow Tommy Titoed?
1403
01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:21,460
Because my longbow is pretty fucking sweet.
1404
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:23,900
That is up to you.
1405
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,400
Uh.
1406
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:28,400
Uh.
1407
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,000
Well.
1408
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,220
I know that maybe I shouldn't ask for your advice.
1409
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:37,600
But what do you think?
1410
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,460
You would get more damage out of your bow.
1411
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:42,640
That's what it seems like to me.
1412
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,200
Okay.
1413
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,480
So I'll use my bow.
1414
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:45,200
Okay.
1415
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,880
So roll a 1d20 plus 7.
1416
01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:58,160
I don't think that's enough.
1417
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,740
It is.
1418
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:03,940
Oh, great.
1419
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:04,840
So he's dead now?
1420
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,100
No.
1421
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:06,240
Uh.
1422
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,640
You got to roll.
1423
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,340
Uh.
1424
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,460
1d10 plus 3.
1425
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:12,540
1d10 plus 3.
1426
01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:13,920
Shut up.
1427
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:17,280
Shut up.
1428
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,000
Invisiboy.
1429
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:21,600
So 9 points of damage.
1430
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,580
Not dead yet.
1431
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,200
Not dead yet.
1432
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,060
Not dead yet.
1433
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:30,140
Not dead yet.
1434
01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:31,760
Not dead yet.
1435
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,100
You're about to be.
1436
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:36,040
It will be soon.
1437
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:40,280
I'm not dead yet.
1438
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:43,900
All right.
1439
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:44,560
Uh.
1440
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,300
What is that?
1441
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:47,680
The bug.
1442
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,080
Buster.
1443
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,460
Attacks the.
1444
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,420
Oh, shit.
1445
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:54,280
There's a whole nother.
1446
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,300
Oh, god damn it.
1447
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,760
There's two of them left.
1448
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:01,720
I thought Tommy the Toadboy was the last one.
1449
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,620
Attack the third.
1450
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,940
The third triplet here.
1451
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:05,320
Oh, no.
1452
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,800
We're going to lose a triplet.
1453
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,780
That's fine.
1454
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,540
Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.
1455
01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:15,820
Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.
1456
01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:17,380
Triplet.
1457
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:19,620
Triplet.
1458
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:26,140
For 14 damage.
1459
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,300
And the third triplet is dead.
1460
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,860
Oh.
1461
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:31,320
Dead.
1462
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,460
That's rough.
1463
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:37,700
Now, it is Tommy T. Toad's turn.
1464
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,560
Unfortunately, we did all that bonding with them.
1465
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,880
Emotional.
1466
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,280
He attacks.
1467
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,820
Brimbley.
1468
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,860
Oh, Brimbley.
1469
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:49,300
Brimbley.
1470
01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:50,960
Brimbley.
1471
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,120
I'm Wilford Brimbley.
1472
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,260
And I have diabetes.
1473
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:58,060
Six plus.
1474
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:06,000
Yesterday, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the wife.
1475
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,800
My wife died 10 years ago.
1476
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,720
Who the hell did I hit?
1477
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:16,380
Now that's a good bit.
1478
01:08:16,380 --> 01:08:17,800
That's a Family Guy bit.
1479
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:18,660
Yeah.
1480
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:20,140
It's not all bad.
1481
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,660
No, that's early Family Guy one.
1482
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:23,320
They were pretty funny.
1483
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:28,000
And connects.
1484
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:40,640
10 points of damage.
1485
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,920
And Brimbley is dead.
1486
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,140
Brimbley is dead.
1487
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:46,580
Brimbley?
1488
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,800
That's my boyfriend.
1489
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,900
Not anymore.
1490
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,220
Oh.
1491
01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,600
Can't I have anything?
1492
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,760
The first triplet attacks.
1493
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,000
Buster.
1494
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,600
I hate this game.
1495
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,660
Connected.
1496
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:08,260
With the kitchen knife.
1497
01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:11,280
In the study.
1498
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:14,280
With some mustard.
1499
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,400
And Buster the Bear is dead.
1500
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,560
Oh great.
1501
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,740
But at what cost?
1502
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:25,060
I know running is good for you.
1503
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,100
But at what cost?
1504
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,540
Jerry, your turn.
1505
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,900
All right.
1506
01:09:28,900 --> 01:09:29,680
What's left?
1507
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,780
Who cares?
1508
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,880
My boyfriend's dead.
1509
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,420
That's a good song.
1510
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:35,260
My only shot of love.
1511
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:36,380
It was my first kiss.
1512
01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:38,220
You've got Tommy Titoed.
1513
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:39,240
Who cares?
1514
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,780
My boyfriend's dead.
1515
01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:45,080
Da da da da da da da da da da da da.
1516
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,060
Is that a song?
1517
01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:47,840
Yeah.
1518
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,440
Who cares?
1519
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,060
That sounds like something I would care about.
1520
01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:52,980
Like you're upset and I'm trying to think of this song.
1521
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,820
I'm so mad.
1522
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,180
Have we friends back?
1523
01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:56,900
Yeah, that's it.
1524
01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:59,920
All right.
1525
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:03,400
I am going to go after Tommy Titoed with a ray of frost.
1526
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,100
Classic and deadly.
1527
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:12,420
Because toads are afraid of frost.
1528
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,700
Yeah, I get it.
1529
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:13,700
I get it.
1530
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:13,920
I get it.
1531
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:20,000
Oh shit.
1532
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,220
What do I put out?
1533
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,800
You put r slash.
1534
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,960
Like it's a reddit.
1535
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,680
You miss.
1536
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:48,520
I can't believe Brimpley's dead.
1537
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,220
Life's not worth living.
1538
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:56,400
The second triplet goes over to the third triplet and triplets body and starts crying.
1539
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,000
Summer, you need to snap out of it.
1540
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:06,440
Take your rage out on them who took from you your love.
1541
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,740
Those are not words.
1542
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:10,080
Release the fury.
1543
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,960
What?
1544
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,020
Release the summer heat.
1545
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,300
That sounds better in my head.
1546
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,320
That is good.
1547
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:18,960
All right.
1548
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:19,600
So what am I doing?
1549
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,160
Is it my turn?
1550
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:25,480
Release your natural Guatemala-ness.
1551
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:31,380
I'm going to hit an arrow at the frogman.
1552
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:32,280
Okay.
1553
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,680
1d20 plus 7, I think.
1554
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,520
Oh.
1555
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:41,580
My weapon attack score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20.
1556
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,080
I don't know why it said that to me.
1557
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,220
I clicked on it.
1558
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:44,920
All right.
1559
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:46,440
So that's real, real cool.
1560
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,220
Plus 7.
1561
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:49,000
Really cool.
1562
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,700
Beard.
1563
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,900
There it is.
1564
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,560
There's a critical.
1565
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,740
Yep.
1566
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,780
So I don't know what a critical does.
1567
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:57,980
You're the GM.
1568
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:58,800
Yeah.
1569
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,380
I know.
1570
01:11:59,380 --> 01:12:02,520
That's pretty critical of you to know.
1571
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:08,300
Roll your d10 plus 3.
1572
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:10,620
Who?
1573
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:10,920
Me?
1574
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,300
No, not you.
1575
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,240
You didn't hit.
1576
01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:15,580
You're invisible.
1577
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:18,120
You're a towel.
1578
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,680
No, you're a towel.
1579
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,380
All right.
1580
01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:24,980
With that critical,
1581
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:33,660
he falls back and his hand reaches out and touches that electrical plate.
1582
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,280
And then what?
1583
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:37,120
He gets shocked.
1584
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,040
He commits suicide?
1585
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:40,980
No.
1586
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,420
He doesn't commit suicide.
1587
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,260
He just got knocked back from the shot.
1588
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,600
His arm fell.
1589
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,340
Hit that sheet tray.
1590
01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:49,520
And it'll electrocute it.
1591
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:50,560
He is dead.
1592
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,840
Dead.
1593
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,880
So you guys beat it.
1594
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,120
Yeah.
1595
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:58,080
I run for the door.
1596
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,700
Not even checking on your daughter.
1597
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:06,420
I run out the door.
1598
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,240
So the lights come back on.
1599
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,740
Uh-huh.
1600
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:11,940
Or not back on,
1601
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,980
but they stop like flashing and stuff during the slaughter fest.
1602
01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:17,540
But at what cost?
1603
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,800
Two lives.
1604
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,540
It looks like.
1605
01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:23,660
A triplet.
1606
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,180
And a hunk.
1607
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:25,620
And rindley.
1608
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,660
Did you see any of the hunk?
1609
01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:29,020
Yeah.
1610
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:30,140
The plumber hunk?
1611
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:30,560
The plunk?
1612
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,640
Honey.
1613
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,100
He had diabetes.
1614
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:34,400
You don't want to catch that.
1615
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,620
You told me to marry him.
1616
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:41,180
Well, that was before you told me his name was Brimley.
1617
01:13:41,180 --> 01:13:42,600
I thought you said his name was Brad.
1618
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,780
I'd be okay with Brad the plumber, but not with a Brimley.
1619
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:49,320
His name was not Brimley.
1620
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,620
It was Brimley.
1621
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:51,500
Oh.
1622
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,040
That's even worse.
1623
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,280
It was Brimble.
1624
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,980
I only called him Brimley or Brad and sometimes Tad.
1625
01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:03,000
Well, that all sounds awful.
1626
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,280
He had a terrible name.
1627
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:08,760
Might I suggest you going after, say, a Jerry next time.
1628
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,260
That is sick.
1629
01:14:11,260 --> 01:14:13,320
You are a sick, sick man.
1630
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,180
That is not what I meant.
1631
01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:17,320
I just meant, you know, all Jerry's are pretty good.
1632
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,080
Okay.
1633
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:21,160
Okay.
1634
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,260
I'm pretty sad, though.
1635
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:24,360
I'm broken up.
1636
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,280
This is the biggest thing going on in my life.
1637
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:30,900
You'll get over it, honey.
1638
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:34,460
You'll find yourself a noob, probably.
1639
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:38,260
A noob, probably, probably.
1640
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:45,480
How about you and I go over and have a cup of Cheerios?
1641
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,460
I hate Cheerios.
1642
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:48,140
You know that.
1643
01:14:48,140 --> 01:14:52,260
You would know that if you ever listened to me.
1644
01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:54,380
I listen to you all the time.
1645
01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:57,500
You won't even have to, or else you yell at me.
1646
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:00,540
Are we married?
1647
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:03,440
Oh, no.
1648
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,260
I wouldn't put up with your nonsense.
1649
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:08,340
Your mother's very disappointed in you and me.
1650
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,820
So the lights come on?
1651
01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:15,160
The lights were off?
1652
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:16,120
No, no.
1653
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,020
I fixed that.
1654
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:21,380
They would flash during the Slaughter Fest.
1655
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:22,400
Flash.
1656
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,920
But now they just come back on as normal.
1657
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,040
Like a strobe light?
1658
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,400
Yes.
1659
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,900
It was like a cosmic Slaughter Fest?
1660
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,520
Yeah.
1661
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,020
I wish you would have told us that before.
1662
01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,820
That would really set the scene.
1663
01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:36,980
I thought I did.
1664
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:38,620
I wasn't listening.
1665
01:15:38,620 --> 01:15:39,320
Yeah.
1666
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,960
That sounds about right.
1667
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:46,960
Now it happens.
1668
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:51,540
I mean, what do you want to do?
1669
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:54,260
Do you want to mourn?
1670
01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:56,620
Or are you going to run straight out the door?
1671
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:59,440
I run out the door.
1672
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:01,920
I'm kind of walking around.
1673
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,900
I run out the door.
1674
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,440
Jerry clinks around.
1675
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,920
Yeah, I'm losing.
1676
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,380
I'm losing pots and pans like with my pants.
1677
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,080
And you can't wait to get out.
1678
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,920
Yeah.
1679
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,240
Yeah.
1680
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:17,920
Yeah.
1681
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:24,360
I'll tell you your important question.
1682
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,220
What are you doing?
1683
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:29,060
I'm just sort of wandering around in a daze.
1684
01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:30,560
My boyfriend's dead.
1685
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,180
Okay.
1686
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:34,300
And not feeling great about that.
1687
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,080
Your father just ran out of the door.
1688
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:39,660
Listen, I could get more fathers, but this is a boy.
1689
01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:43,240
And can I give him like a serum?
1690
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Like a health serum?
1691
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,820
Do you have one?
1692
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,840
No.
1693
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,160
No.
1694
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,080
No.
1695
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:56,380
Can I shock him back to life with my magic plate that killed everyone?
1696
01:16:57,660 --> 01:16:59,440
You can try.
1697
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,300
I would like to try.
1698
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,080
Okay.
1699
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:11,780
Give me a performance check.
1700
01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:14,280
What will I have to roll to succeed?
1701
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,460
Roll.
1702
01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:21,360
No, I'm not rolling until you tell me what I have to roll to succeed.
1703
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,360
Then don't roll.
1704
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:24,900
I don't care.
1705
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:27,280
All right.
1706
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:34,840
12.
1707
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,140
Well, all right.
1708
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:41,340
So you successfully drag him over and you put his hand on top of that sheet tray.
1709
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,220
Yeah.
1710
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:45,400
And you see his body jolt.
1711
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,340
Uh-huh.
1712
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:47,200
A little bit.
1713
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,240
Comes back to life.
1714
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,020
And then he bursts into flames.
1715
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:51,520
Oh, that's not good.
1716
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,080
No.
1717
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:58,420
So you just burn the body of your only lover.
1718
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:02,480
I'm just going to walk away casually.
1719
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:06,960
So casual.
1720
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,860
Oh, it's going to be tough for the family.
1721
01:18:08,860 --> 01:18:10,900
Yeah.
1722
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,620
They, uh.
1723
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,520
They really love that boy.
1724
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:18,880
His little brother comes running up and is just crying his eyes out.
1725
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:19,980
Wow.
1726
01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:22,260
You really know how to stick it into us.
1727
01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:24,660
Like, he was already dead.
1728
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:27,040
Why did you do this?
1729
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,120
Oh.
1730
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,680
Why would you do that?
1731
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,680
I'm going to slowly slay.
1732
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,060
He was such a nice person.
1733
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:35,600
He was putting me through school.
1734
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,360
And you just burned him.
1735
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,500
I thought you were his little brother.
1736
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:41,380
I am.
1737
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,320
He was 17.
1738
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,800
How was he putting you through school?
1739
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,200
Plumbers pay very.
1740
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,160
Plumbing pays very well.
1741
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,240
Go to public school.
1742
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:54,340
No.
1743
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:56,440
My mom doesn't want me to.
1744
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:00,100
You've been stuck at a restaurant for her.
1745
01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:03,740
I'm not really going to try to figure this out.
1746
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:09,640
I'm just going to casually slink out of the door where Jerry ran into.
1747
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:10,680
Yep.
1748
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,900
I ran out really quickly.
1749
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,940
What did I see?
1750
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,140
Oh, that looks like booty to me.
1751
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:24,400
I think that's the right room.
1752
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:24,900
Hold on.
1753
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:26,520
It's booty.
1754
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:29,820
The booty room.
1755
01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:31,120
You're in the booty room.
1756
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:33,560
This room looks like a whole.
1757
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,600
This room looks a whole lot like.
1758
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,480
Booty.
1759
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,540
Like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factory.
1760
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:41,500
That scene with all the.
1761
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,980
With all the kids where the one gets sucked up the pipe.
1762
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:44,920
Remember that?
1763
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,020
It's like that, but with gold pieces and treasure everywhere.
1764
01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:53,640
There's a massive treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room.
1765
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,320
The chest is made of wood.
1766
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,620
The toadstool is made of sapphires.
1767
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:02,140
A geyser of gold and platinum coins cascade from a fountain in the wall,
1768
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:07,040
making a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room.
1769
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,220
A bridge across the river is made of diamonds,
1770
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:14,860
and trees along its banks are glittering rubies.
1771
01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:17,620
Gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room.
1772
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,120
Littered with flowers,
1773
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,960
patches from a persiliscent,
1774
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,540
pearlescent white material.
1775
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:24,620
Probably pearl,
1776
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:26,060
all things considered.
1777
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,260
Summer,
1778
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:31,260
Summer,
1779
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:31,280
Summer,
1780
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,960
does this help your morning process?
1781
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,620
What am I going to do with this?
1782
01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:36,800
What am I going to spend this on?
1783
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,420
I've had no opportunities to spend booty.
1784
01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:42,880
All right.
1785
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:43,140
Well,
1786
01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:43,560
I try.
1787
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,520
I'm going to go dive in the money like Scrooge McDuck.
1788
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,720
Okay.
1789
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,880
I'm probably going to end it there,
1790
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,100
though.
1791
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:54,980
But what happens?
1792
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,160
Does he dive in the money?
1793
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:57,940
Does he?
1794
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,040
We'll find out.
1795
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:03,360
In two weeks.
1796
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,240
I just imagine the ending is just me
1797
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,200
diving like Scooge McDuck
1798
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,240
right in mid-dive.
1799
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,920
Like a freeze frame?
1800
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,540
Yeah.
1801
01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:10,800
Yeah.
1802
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:11,800
Yeah.
1803
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:24,300
you
1804
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,060
Thank you.
1805
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:57,040
Thank you.