6785 lines
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6785 lines
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I got Bridget the other night. Do you guys know who Yaddle is?
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Yeah, I do. Yeah.
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Doesn't he have great hair?
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I think it's a she.
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Doesn't she have great hair?
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No.
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I was like, she's like, is there anybody else like Yoda around?
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I'm like, yeah, there's another one on the council.
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He has great hair.
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We looked him up and he does have great hair.
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I think she has disgusting hair.
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Wow, that's racist or speciesist.
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Or sexist.
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Yeah, that's some great looking hair right there, you know.
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I didn't know there was a girl, though.
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I do feel bad about that.
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I mean, yeah, I think it's better than Yoda's hair.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I mean, I didn't expect it to be like, you know.
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Yeah, I didn't expect it to be like human hair.
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Yeah, like, you know, almost like a wig.
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I don't know.
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I guess I expected all the Yoda species to have it to be bald.
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I mean, look at Grogu.
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He's a baby.
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Yeah, he's a baby.
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I know, I know.
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But I'm just saying, you know.
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What are you saying?
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Out of the three Yodas I've seen.
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Yeah, there he is.
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She is.
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Scattered legs crossed.
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That looks so bad.
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That's awesome.
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That's some good shit, bro.
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Why aren't they called something like the Weez?
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The Weez?
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No, they don't have a name.
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Yeah, they never named it.
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I don't think they did.
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That was like double.
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My God.
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So did you pick your spell or what?
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Yeah, I'm done.
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I was waiting for you guys.
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Started distracting us.
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Well, we got to talking about Mandalorian.
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Who's the one that did that?
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Probably the Mandalorian.
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That dick.
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The big old dick.
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They didn't bring back your droid, though.
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I was kind of curious if they were actually going to come back.
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Oh, I'm sure he's going to come back.
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Yeah?
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Do you think he's going to come back and save the day at the end of the season?
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Who knows?
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Do you think he's going to be a little gold?
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Maybe.
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Did I ever tell you how I got Bridget?
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there in The Force Awakens.
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I went and saw it with you guys.
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I told her she wouldn't recognize.
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You said you wouldn't recognize C-3PO?
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Yeah.
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Because of my new arm.
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Or leg.
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That's what he said.
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You probably don't recognize me because of my new arm.
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She really believed me.
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That was great.
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Great time.
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She's probably really mad.
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No.
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She laughs.
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She has to.
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All right.
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You guys ready to fight this dragon?
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Is this music choppy for anyone else?
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I don't even have music.
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No.
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It's fine for me.
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There it goes.
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I got it going.
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Okay.
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I had it really low.
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Or mute maybe.
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Spear of justice, huh?
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Oh, I like it.
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Oh, the green dragon rolled the lowest initiative.
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Do I?
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Is there anything going on?
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Is the game starting?
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No.
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The dragon appeared.
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Oh, okay.
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I just didn't know.
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I thought you said initiative.
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Jerry upside down.
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Because that sounds like something I would be doing right now.
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He's not upside down.
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Am I in the right game?
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It says you're in here.
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And then am I upside down?
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There's a lot of people in here.
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I'm in the lobby.
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Yeah, don't go to the lobby.
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Activate.
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I'm in the lobby, too.
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Activate the area.
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There we go.
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The green dragon.
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Okay.
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What do you guys do?
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Has he attacked us yet?
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Are we?
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I'm going to try to hide.
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Summer.
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A dragon.
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What?
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He just appeared.
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And then you see Rick in the hole.
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Summer, I think we should leave your grandpa and abandon this.
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Because this just got too real for me.
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I am not fighting a dragon.
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I was promised a lion.
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There's no...
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That's the thing.
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Someone was lying to you about the lion.
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Wait.
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So what's...
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So the dragon appeared.
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Does he look mean?
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Do you think he'll listen to reason?
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Is he intelligent?
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Is he like one of those intelligent dragons that we can ask questions and kind of maybe trick?
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He's pretty smart.
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Is it a slut dragon?
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Dragon!
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It's a slut dragon.
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What do you want from us, dragon?
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You all know this dragon's a slut.
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The dragon just stares at you and opens his mouth.
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So, yeah.
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Just give us Grandpa and we won't hurt you.
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I will give you a gold top hat.
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What do you think of spiders?
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You don't have a gold top hat.
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I know, but he doesn't know that.
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Unless you tell him, because you're the game master.
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He does not want to listen to it.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Alright.
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155
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Summer, you got any bright ideas?
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156
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00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,020
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Do you want to throw your sword at him?
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157
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00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,180
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Well, I have a sword.
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158
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00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,100
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Yeah.
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159
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00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,520
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You got it back from Brimble?
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160
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00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:15,320
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Oh, no.
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161
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00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,080
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I don't think I did.
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162
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I guess.
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163
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00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,500
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He's dead.
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164
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00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,000
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I don't think.
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165
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Yeah.
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166
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00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,200
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I think you.
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167
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00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,800
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I was listening for it.
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168
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00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,940
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For you to go to say, pick up your sword, but you never did.
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169
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00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:24,860
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Oh, no.
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170
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00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:28,140
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Is there any rocks or poles I can hide behind?
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171
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Yeah.
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172
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00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,400
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There's like pillars in the room.
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173
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Alright.
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174
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I'm gonna hide behind one of those pillars.
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175
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00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,260
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Is he watching me?
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176
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00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,500
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It's Summer's turn.
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177
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I'm Summer.
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178
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Hi, Summer.
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179
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It's your turn.
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180
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Um.
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181
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Oh.
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182
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It's the initiative.
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183
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It's the start hiding.
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184
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Yeah.
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185
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We rolled initiative last week.
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186
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Yeah.
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187
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Apparently.
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188
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Then I will shoot it.
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189
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Alright.
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190
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00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,900
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Alright.
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191
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00:06:56,900 --> 00:07:05,380
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Roll the d20 plus seven, is it?
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192
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00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:10,420
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Plus eight.
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193
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00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:16,980
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Can you try pausing the song and playing it again?
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194
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00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,420
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It's just, it's really choppy on my end.
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195
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00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:31,140
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Better or worse?
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196
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00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:34,100
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No, it's, it's not choppy for you, Boo?
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197
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00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,740
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No, it's fine for me.
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198
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00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:43,120
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Yeah, it just, it just keeps clicking in and out.
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199
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00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:53,520
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Still?
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200
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00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,640
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Yeah, still.
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201
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00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,340
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I don't know.
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202
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00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,280
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I'm not sure why.
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203
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00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,100
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Um.
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204
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00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:02,380
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I, I would just turn it down, except I kind of want to hear it.
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205
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00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:02,880
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And also.
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206
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Maybe if, let me, let me re- reload.
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207
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00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,560
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See if that helps.
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208
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00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,280
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Get the fuck out of here.
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209
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00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:21,020
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Oh, I think that helped.
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210
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00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:24,740
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Alright, you can go back to whatever you had before.
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211
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00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:32,100
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Nope.
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212
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00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:32,780
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I like this one.
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213
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00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:36,540
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Okay.
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214
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00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:37,480
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Summer, your turn.
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215
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00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,180
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Alright.
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216
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00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,360
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You just said you were going to shoot him, right?
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217
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00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,420
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Yeah, I'm going to shoot him.
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218
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00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:44,160
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Okay.
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219
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00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,460
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Aim for his eyes.
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220
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00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,900
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That way we can maybe survive this.
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221
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00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,660
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What?
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222
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00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,800
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Aim for his eyes.
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223
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00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,800
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That's a dragon's weak point.
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224
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00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,300
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Alright, I aim for his eyes.
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225
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00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,520
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Does he have eyes?
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226
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00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:00,960
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Aim for his eyes.
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227
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00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:01,720
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Yes.
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228
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00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,660
|
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It's going to be, uh, you're going to roll with disadvantage.
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229
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00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:06,620
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I don't want to do that.
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230
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00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,300
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I just want to hit it.
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231
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00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,760
|
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No, actually, I'll go for it.
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232
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00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,200
|
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Okay.
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233
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00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,440
|
|
Um, I forgot to roll.
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234
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00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,200
|
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What is it?
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235
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00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:15,960
|
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D10?
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236
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00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,000
|
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D20.
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237
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00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,100
|
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Oh, D20 first.
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238
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00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,120
|
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Plus eight.
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239
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00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:23,420
|
|
Oh, well, roll them separately so we know.
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240
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00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:25,860
|
|
Okay.
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241
|
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00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,520
|
|
So just roll a 1D20.
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242
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00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,380
|
|
Yeah.
|
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243
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00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:35,380
|
|
Okay, so that's a 26 and then roll another one.
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244
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00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:38,400
|
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Alright.
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245
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00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,780
|
|
So that's a 21.
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246
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00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,480
|
|
So that hits.
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247
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00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,320
|
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Yeah!
|
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248
|
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00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,780
|
|
And I hit him in the eyes?
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249
|
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00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,000
|
|
You do hit him in the eyes.
|
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250
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00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,760
|
|
So roll 2D10.
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251
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00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,060
|
|
Plus three.
|
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252
|
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00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,380
|
|
So usually it's 1D10?
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253
|
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00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:52,300
|
|
Yeah.
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254
|
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00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,200
|
|
And because it's in his eyes, I get 2D10?
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255
|
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00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:54,960
|
|
Yeah.
|
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256
|
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00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:55,780
|
|
Okay, cool.
|
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257
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00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:59,140
|
|
2D10.
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258
|
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00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:04,520
|
|
So 15 damage?
|
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|
259
|
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00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,880
|
|
Uh, did I, I didn't put the plus in there?
|
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|
260
|
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00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,600
|
|
No.
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261
|
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00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,940
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
262
|
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00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,840
|
|
Yeah, I didn't put the plus in there.
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263
|
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00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,020
|
|
Alright.
|
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264
|
|
00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:14,280
|
|
Okay, boo.
|
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265
|
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00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,860
|
|
Or Jerry, your turn.
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|
266
|
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00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:18,600
|
|
So does the dragon do anything when I shoot him in the eye?
|
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|
267
|
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00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:23,920
|
|
Uh, I mean, he kind of coils back and screams a little bit.
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268
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00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,780
|
|
So no.
|
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|
269
|
|
00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,180
|
|
Um.
|
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|
270
|
|
00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,740
|
|
I feel like that was pretty epic and there was no reaction here.
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271
|
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00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:30,920
|
|
I activate a shield.
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|
272
|
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00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,860
|
|
Is that a can trip?
|
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|
273
|
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00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,840
|
|
Uh, no, that's a prepared.
|
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274
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00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,340
|
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It's a, uh, second level.
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275
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00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,960
|
|
That's what he said.
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|
276
|
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00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,220
|
|
Can do!
|
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|
277
|
|
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,580
|
|
Alright.
|
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|
278
|
|
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,560
|
|
Until the start of your next turn, you have a plus 5 to AC.
|
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|
279
|
|
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,020
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
280
|
|
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,720
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
281
|
|
00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,800
|
|
Now it's the green dragon's turn.
|
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|
282
|
|
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,380
|
|
I'm sure he's friendly.
|
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|
|
283
|
|
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,580
|
|
Dragon!
|
|
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|
284
|
|
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:07,380
|
|
What's your name?
|
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|
285
|
|
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:10,200
|
|
And, uh, the young green dragon.
|
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|
286
|
|
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:11,980
|
|
Oh, it's young?
|
|
|
|
287
|
|
00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:12,960
|
|
Is that why it has a beard?
|
|
|
|
288
|
|
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,020
|
|
Is it a teenager?
|
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|
|
289
|
|
00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:18,360
|
|
Summer, you might have a chance with this one.
|
|
|
|
290
|
|
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,420
|
|
I had a chance with the last one.
|
|
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|
291
|
|
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,360
|
|
Until you killed him.
|
|
|
|
292
|
|
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,900
|
|
I didn't kill him.
|
|
|
|
293
|
|
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:23,380
|
|
He died.
|
|
|
|
294
|
|
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,040
|
|
Through your inaction, probably.
|
|
|
|
295
|
|
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,460
|
|
Wow.
|
|
|
|
296
|
|
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:29,380
|
|
That's, that's called projecting, Summer.
|
|
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|
297
|
|
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,260
|
|
You think I killed him?
|
|
|
|
298
|
|
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,340
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
299
|
|
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,220
|
|
I think you projected that you killed him.
|
|
|
|
300
|
|
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,000
|
|
Alright.
|
|
|
|
301
|
|
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,940
|
|
So he goes to swipe at, um,
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|
302
|
|
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:41,520
|
|
at Summer.
|
|
|
|
303
|
|
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,840
|
|
I'm Summer.
|
|
|
|
304
|
|
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,840
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
305
|
|
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:50,120
|
|
With disadvantage because he's got an arrow in his eye.
|
|
|
|
306
|
|
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:50,580
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
307
|
|
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:52,720
|
|
Can't get much worse than that.
|
|
|
|
308
|
|
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,420
|
|
Oh, yeah!
|
|
|
|
309
|
|
00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:55,220
|
|
Critical fail!
|
|
|
|
310
|
|
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,260
|
|
His legs fall off.
|
|
|
|
311
|
|
00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,800
|
|
He goes to swipe at you.
|
|
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312
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00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,740
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And falls asleep.
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313
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00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,240
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And he just falls down, so now he's prone.
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314
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00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,220
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Alright.
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315
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00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,440
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I should, I smite him.
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316
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00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,240
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You what?
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317
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00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,620
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You smite him?
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318
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00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:15,260
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I said that, but I just got caught up in the moment.
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319
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00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,620
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It doesn't mean anything.
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320
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00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:17,520
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It does.
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321
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00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,020
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I was about to say, what does that mean?
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322
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00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,060
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Did you urinate on him?
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323
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00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:24,400
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Uh, I...
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324
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00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,120
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Try to...
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325
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00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,320
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Try to do a Duke Nukem 3D?
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326
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00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,840
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Uh, shit down his neck.
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327
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00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,240
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Dad!
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328
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00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,100
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Ugh!
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329
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00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,500
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I think we should take advantage of his being prone somehow.
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330
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00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,480
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What can you do?
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331
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00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,100
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Can you do magic?
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332
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00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,140
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Yeah, but it's your turn.
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333
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00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,320
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Right.
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334
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00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,720
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But how...
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335
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00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,960
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Can you, like, I don't know, do something cool to me?
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336
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00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,220
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I can make you climb a wall as a spider.
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337
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00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:50,300
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Um...
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338
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00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,980
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Okay, um...
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339
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00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,740
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I'm trying to think of how that can help.
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340
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00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,080
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Like, if I did that, then...
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341
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00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,340
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I can...
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342
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00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,680
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I can put you to sleep?
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343
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00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,260
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No.
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344
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00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,940
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No, I don't want to go to sleep.
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345
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00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:04,240
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Uh, invisibility?
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346
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00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
|
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And while you guys are arguing...
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347
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00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,920
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Rick wakes up.
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348
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00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,900
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Grandpa!
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349
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00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,320
|
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He is now conscious.
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350
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00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,000
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So we can see him?
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351
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00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,800
|
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Rick is getting control, bitches!
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352
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00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,920
|
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Oh, boy.
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353
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00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,880
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I feel like this is a double-edged sword, Dad.
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354
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00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:29,340
|
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Alright, there's his initiative roll.
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355
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00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,220
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Oh, shit.
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356
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00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:34,600
|
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Uh, I'm gonna shoot at the, uh, dragon again.
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357
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00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,560
|
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Okay.
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358
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00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,440
|
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Uh, how many arrows do I have left?
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359
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00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,640
|
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I haven't been keeping count.
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360
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00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,160
|
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I feel like maybe that was my job, but I didn't.
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361
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00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,000
|
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It's definitely part of your job.
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362
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00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,940
|
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I was hoping no one noticed.
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363
|
|
00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,060
|
|
So...
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364
|
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00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,140
|
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I didn't.
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365
|
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00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:47,580
|
|
So...
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366
|
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00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,960
|
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You could have just told us, you know, if you hadn't brought it up, we probably wouldn't have
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367
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00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,660
|
|
I think you brought this up before.
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368
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|
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:56,820
|
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I did, and then you said, keep count this time, and then I didn't.
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369
|
|
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,540
|
|
Yeah.
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|
|
370
|
|
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,520
|
|
So I think we said you had ten this...
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371
|
|
00:13:59,520 --> 00:13:59,780
|
|
Ten.
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372
|
|
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,180
|
|
So then I have five now?
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|
373
|
|
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,360
|
|
No.
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|
374
|
|
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,880
|
|
Well, you had ten.
|
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|
375
|
|
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,000
|
|
Well, no.
|
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|
|
376
|
|
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,500
|
|
You had ten before.
|
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|
377
|
|
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,500
|
|
I had ten before when it...
|
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|
|
378
|
|
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,800
|
|
Oh, here.
|
|
|
|
379
|
|
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,840
|
|
I used four in the battle against, uh, Frinky Frim.
|
|
|
|
380
|
|
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,780
|
|
Okay, so you only got six.
|
|
|
|
381
|
|
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:15,480
|
|
Well, five now?
|
|
|
|
382
|
|
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,040
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
383
|
|
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:17,960
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
384
|
|
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:19,940
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
385
|
|
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:19,960
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
386
|
|
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,600
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
387
|
|
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,360
|
|
And no sword.
|
|
|
|
388
|
|
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,840
|
|
Let me...
|
|
|
|
389
|
|
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,360
|
|
Arrows.
|
|
|
|
390
|
|
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,780
|
|
So I had ten...
|
|
|
|
391
|
|
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,380
|
|
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
|
|
|
|
392
|
|
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,200
|
|
I had six minus one.
|
|
|
|
393
|
|
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,680
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
394
|
|
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,680
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
395
|
|
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:39,240
|
|
And now, yeah, I'm gonna shoot at it.
|
|
|
|
396
|
|
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,180
|
|
But I don't get anything from him being prone, right?
|
|
|
|
397
|
|
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,200
|
|
Not with that.
|
|
|
|
398
|
|
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:44,560
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
399
|
|
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,140
|
|
Would...
|
|
|
|
400
|
|
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:48,120
|
|
Is he gonna be prone with, uh, with Boo on Boo's turn?
|
|
|
|
401
|
|
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,540
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
402
|
|
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,380
|
|
He's not gonna be able to stand up until he's his turn.
|
|
|
|
403
|
|
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:51,820
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
404
|
|
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,260
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
405
|
|
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,640
|
|
So maybe we can take advantage of it then.
|
|
|
|
406
|
|
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,960
|
|
I'll just kick the can down the road.
|
|
|
|
407
|
|
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,700
|
|
The best...
|
|
|
|
408
|
|
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,700
|
|
The best strategy.
|
|
|
|
409
|
|
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:57,960
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
410
|
|
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,360
|
|
So are you gonna fire?
|
|
|
|
411
|
|
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,840
|
|
Yeah, I'm gonna fire.
|
|
|
|
412
|
|
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,860
|
|
Okay, then.
|
|
|
|
413
|
|
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,980
|
|
Roll a d20.
|
|
|
|
414
|
|
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,720
|
|
Plus eight.
|
|
|
|
415
|
|
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,120
|
|
Seven.
|
|
|
|
416
|
|
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,500
|
|
Eight.
|
|
|
|
417
|
|
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,020
|
|
Sorry.
|
|
|
|
418
|
|
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,500
|
|
So 21.
|
|
|
|
419
|
|
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,760
|
|
20.
|
|
|
|
420
|
|
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,060
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
421
|
|
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:10,800
|
|
Then roll...
|
|
|
|
422
|
|
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,680
|
|
I thought you said plus seven.
|
|
|
|
423
|
|
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,320
|
|
Oh, plus eight.
|
|
|
|
424
|
|
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:12,800
|
|
No, it's plus eight.
|
|
|
|
425
|
|
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,760
|
|
When you level up, you got, uh...
|
|
|
|
426
|
|
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,820
|
|
Plus eight instead of plus seven.
|
|
|
|
427
|
|
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,260
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
428
|
|
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,360
|
|
I made that...
|
|
|
|
429
|
|
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,140
|
|
I wrote that down.
|
|
|
|
430
|
|
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,260
|
|
I'm keeping track.
|
|
|
|
431
|
|
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,680
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
432
|
|
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,940
|
|
So then roll, uh, d10.
|
|
|
|
433
|
|
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,800
|
|
Plus three.
|
|
|
|
434
|
|
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:31,640
|
|
So nine points of damage.
|
|
|
|
435
|
|
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,340
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
436
|
|
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,240
|
|
Socket, is he dead now?
|
|
|
|
437
|
|
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,500
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
438
|
|
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,740
|
|
That sucks.
|
|
|
|
439
|
|
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:42,080
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
440
|
|
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:42,940
|
|
It's Rick's turn.
|
|
|
|
441
|
|
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:50,820
|
|
Rick stands up and he casts Fireball on the dragon.
|
|
|
|
442
|
|
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,540
|
|
Yeah, Rick!
|
|
|
|
443
|
|
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,160
|
|
Wait, you can do that?
|
|
|
|
444
|
|
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,380
|
|
I thought there was only ice in this world.
|
|
|
|
445
|
|
00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:02,120
|
|
I thought there's only frosts and various rays of it.
|
|
|
|
446
|
|
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,340
|
|
It's...
|
|
|
|
447
|
|
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:03,780
|
|
It's...
|
|
|
|
448
|
|
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,980
|
|
Listen, Fireball is a very, very complex art.
|
|
|
|
449
|
|
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,440
|
|
And I'm working on it.
|
|
|
|
450
|
|
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,420
|
|
I've got burning hands and I've also got burning hands.
|
|
|
|
451
|
|
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,560
|
|
And that just burns my hands.
|
|
|
|
452
|
|
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,160
|
|
Oh!
|
|
|
|
453
|
|
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:15,820
|
|
But it's working.
|
|
|
|
454
|
|
00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:16,820
|
|
It's a work in progress.
|
|
|
|
455
|
|
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,300
|
|
So you can turn invisible and you can burn your hands.
|
|
|
|
456
|
|
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,520
|
|
And I can put you to sleep.
|
|
|
|
457
|
|
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,980
|
|
Please don't do that.
|
|
|
|
458
|
|
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:24,920
|
|
Sleep!
|
|
|
|
459
|
|
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,580
|
|
Well, it's not your turn.
|
|
|
|
460
|
|
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:32,540
|
|
Oh my god.
|
|
|
|
461
|
|
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:36,600
|
|
And Rick's Fireball does 19 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
462
|
|
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,300
|
|
And it's dead now, right?
|
|
|
|
463
|
|
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:42,020
|
|
No, but his arms did fall off.
|
|
|
|
464
|
|
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,640
|
|
He's definitely not going to be able to shoot any fire out of his mouth.
|
|
|
|
465
|
|
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:53,520
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
466
|
|
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,140
|
|
It is...
|
|
|
|
467
|
|
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:55,860
|
|
Who's turn?
|
|
|
|
468
|
|
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,080
|
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Jerry's turn.
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469
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00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,140
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Magic Mountain, baby.
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470
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00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,260
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I'm throwing a magic missile at him.
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471
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00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:02,660
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Okay.
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472
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00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,780
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And that is...
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473
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00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,720
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You have to roll...
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474
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00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:04,720
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Four...
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475
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00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,720
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Four...
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476
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00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:08,720
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Or...
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477
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00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:17,000
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Oh, okay.
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478
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00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,720
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So roll three...
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479
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00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
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Deep...
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480
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00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,160
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Yeah, three deep fours for...
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481
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00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:23,740
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Plus one.
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482
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00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,860
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I think you have to roll four...
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483
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00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,860
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Four...
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484
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00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,140
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Oh, yeah.
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485
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00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:31,860
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Just...
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486
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00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,920
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God.
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487
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00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,300
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Okay.
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488
|
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00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:34,700
|
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Go ahead.
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489
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00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,400
|
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What happened?
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490
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00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,280
|
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All right.
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491
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00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,800
|
|
So that's 13 points of damage.
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492
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00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:46,580
|
|
You're real Chris Pratt.
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493
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00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:49,080
|
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All right.
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494
|
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00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,320
|
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It's the Green Dragon's turn.
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495
|
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00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,940
|
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He's no longer young.
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496
|
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00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,080
|
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He's...
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497
|
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00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,920
|
|
No, he's still young.
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498
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00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,340
|
|
But he stands up.
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499
|
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00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:02,300
|
|
He's able to stand up and take a swipe at Rick.
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500
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00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,880
|
|
No.
|
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|
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501
|
|
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,340
|
|
He's going to bite Rick.
|
|
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502
|
|
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:05,760
|
|
I'm sorry.
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|
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|
503
|
|
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,160
|
|
I'm willing...
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504
|
|
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,080
|
|
I'm willing to take that risk.
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505
|
|
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,840
|
|
That he's going to bite?
|
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|
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506
|
|
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,240
|
|
What?
|
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507
|
|
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:14,540
|
|
No.
|
|
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|
508
|
|
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,360
|
|
I mean...
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|
|
|
509
|
|
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,140
|
|
I have...
|
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|
|
510
|
|
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:16,560
|
|
Grandpa.
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|
|
|
511
|
|
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,760
|
|
I'm sure he'll be fine.
|
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|
512
|
|
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,160
|
|
Oh, sure.
|
|
|
|
513
|
|
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:29,580
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
514
|
|
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,160
|
|
That hits.
|
|
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|
515
|
|
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,920
|
|
Good luck.
|
|
|
|
516
|
|
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,840
|
|
Good luck.
|
|
|
|
517
|
|
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,960
|
|
Good luck.
|
|
|
|
518
|
|
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,140
|
|
Thank you.
|
|
|
|
519
|
|
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,020
|
|
Oh, 21 damage.
|
|
|
|
520
|
|
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,160
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
521
|
|
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,960
|
|
That's...
|
|
|
|
522
|
|
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,520
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
523
|
|
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:45,620
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
524
|
|
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:55,320
|
|
That's 18 points of damage, though.
|
|
|
|
525
|
|
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:55,960
|
|
That's...
|
|
|
|
526
|
|
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,160
|
|
Slightly better, I guess.
|
|
|
|
527
|
|
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,800
|
|
Summer?
|
|
|
|
528
|
|
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,880
|
|
That's me.
|
|
|
|
529
|
|
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,880
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
530
|
|
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,760
|
|
Summertime!
|
|
|
|
531
|
|
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,480
|
|
In the city.
|
|
|
|
532
|
|
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:06,820
|
|
I...
|
|
|
|
533
|
|
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,300
|
|
Let's see.
|
|
|
|
534
|
|
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,140
|
|
So I don't have...
|
|
|
|
535
|
|
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,140
|
|
I have no...
|
|
|
|
536
|
|
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:12,760
|
|
So the only weapon I have is this bow?
|
|
|
|
537
|
|
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,180
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
538
|
|
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,880
|
|
Oh, shit.
|
|
|
|
539
|
|
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,760
|
|
In your charm.
|
|
|
|
540
|
|
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,380
|
|
Yeah, in my butt.
|
|
|
|
541
|
|
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:22,200
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
542
|
|
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,340
|
|
I'm going to shoot it.
|
|
|
|
543
|
|
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,580
|
|
This is all I can do.
|
|
|
|
544
|
|
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,280
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
545
|
|
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,940
|
|
So...
|
|
|
|
546
|
|
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,620
|
|
It's a d20, right?
|
|
|
|
547
|
|
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,820
|
|
Plus eight.
|
|
|
|
548
|
|
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:35,780
|
|
Plus eight.
|
|
|
|
549
|
|
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:42,480
|
|
Oh, you got lucky.
|
|
|
|
550
|
|
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,660
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
551
|
|
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,220
|
|
Is this...
|
|
|
|
552
|
|
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,520
|
|
Is this from Undertale?
|
|
|
|
553
|
|
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,060
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
554
|
|
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,660
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
555
|
|
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,660
|
|
Roll a d10 plus...
|
|
|
|
556
|
|
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,200
|
|
Three.
|
|
|
|
557
|
|
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,520
|
|
Oh, man.
|
|
|
|
558
|
|
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,100
|
|
I might have to play this game again.
|
|
|
|
559
|
|
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,640
|
|
This is the song that might play when you fight Sans.
|
|
|
|
560
|
|
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,500
|
|
That's awesome.
|
|
|
|
561
|
|
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,660
|
|
When you fight...
|
|
|
|
562
|
|
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,880
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
563
|
|
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,480
|
|
Comic Sans?
|
|
|
|
564
|
|
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,560
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
565
|
|
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,900
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
566
|
|
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,620
|
|
It's Rick's turn.
|
|
|
|
567
|
|
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,620
|
|
Rick this time is going to cast Lightning Bolt.
|
|
|
|
568
|
|
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:25,520
|
|
It is...
|
|
|
|
569
|
|
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,820
|
|
Oh, I got to make that.
|
|
|
|
570
|
|
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:35,180
|
|
Did you mean to do that private?
|
|
|
|
571
|
|
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,280
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
572
|
|
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:37,920
|
|
I hit private.
|
|
|
|
573
|
|
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,680
|
|
That doesn't matter.
|
|
|
|
574
|
|
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,840
|
|
None of this really matters.
|
|
|
|
575
|
|
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,920
|
|
Wow.
|
|
|
|
576
|
|
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,700
|
|
Nihilism is so exhausting.
|
|
|
|
577
|
|
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:48,360
|
|
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism.
|
|
|
|
578
|
|
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,460
|
|
At least it's an ethos.
|
|
|
|
579
|
|
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:50,240
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
580
|
|
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:56,880
|
|
Doing 15 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
581
|
|
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,600
|
|
To Rick?
|
|
|
|
582
|
|
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,560
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
583
|
|
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,060
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
584
|
|
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:03,380
|
|
I keep losing track of who's in...
|
|
|
|
585
|
|
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,020
|
|
Who's fighting.
|
|
|
|
586
|
|
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:09,260
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
587
|
|
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,880
|
|
It is...
|
|
|
|
588
|
|
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,500
|
|
Jerry's turn.
|
|
|
|
589
|
|
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:12,940
|
|
Or no.
|
|
|
|
590
|
|
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,920
|
|
Summer?
|
|
|
|
591
|
|
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,680
|
|
Yeah, Jerry's turn.
|
|
|
|
592
|
|
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,080
|
|
No, it's Jerry's turn.
|
|
|
|
593
|
|
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,280
|
|
No, it's Jerry's turn.
|
|
|
|
594
|
|
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,140
|
|
I jump on the wall with Spider Climb.
|
|
|
|
595
|
|
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,620
|
|
Are you?
|
|
|
|
596
|
|
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,380
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
597
|
|
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,840
|
|
I have never got to use this one yet.
|
|
|
|
598
|
|
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,480
|
|
I'm going to do it.
|
|
|
|
599
|
|
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,500
|
|
I'm throwing everything I got.
|
|
|
|
600
|
|
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,040
|
|
Once attacked.
|
|
|
|
601
|
|
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,820
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
602
|
|
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:38,460
|
|
Until the spells end, one willing creature you touch gains the ability to move up, down,
|
|
|
|
603
|
|
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:41,120
|
|
across vertical services, and upside down on ceilings.
|
|
|
|
604
|
|
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:41,880
|
|
Who are you touching?
|
|
|
|
605
|
|
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,940
|
|
If you want to get near me, you better touch it.
|
|
|
|
606
|
|
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:46,100
|
|
You better be...
|
|
|
|
607
|
|
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,060
|
|
Hopefully it's you.
|
|
|
|
608
|
|
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:47,880
|
|
Himself?
|
|
|
|
609
|
|
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,280
|
|
Wait.
|
|
|
|
610
|
|
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,840
|
|
You can still attack, right?
|
|
|
|
611
|
|
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,420
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
612
|
|
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,740
|
|
Or I'm attached to the wall, right?
|
|
|
|
613
|
|
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:54,260
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
614
|
|
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,340
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
615
|
|
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,400
|
|
Just hear me out, Dad.
|
|
|
|
616
|
|
00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:01,440
|
|
I don't say anything out loud, except right now.
|
|
|
|
617
|
|
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:05,120
|
|
I might be out of arrows soon, so I'm going to need a backup attack plan.
|
|
|
|
618
|
|
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:09,280
|
|
I will get on the ceiling and distract him.
|
|
|
|
619
|
|
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,020
|
|
You hit him from behind with your sword.
|
|
|
|
620
|
|
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,300
|
|
I have no sword.
|
|
|
|
621
|
|
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,920
|
|
You hit him behind with your bow.
|
|
|
|
622
|
|
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,740
|
|
It'll break.
|
|
|
|
623
|
|
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,720
|
|
I guess it doesn't matter if I have...
|
|
|
|
624
|
|
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,300
|
|
I mean, what are you...
|
|
|
|
625
|
|
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,380
|
|
I mean, you can stab it with your arrow.
|
|
|
|
626
|
|
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:23,400
|
|
I don't...
|
|
|
|
627
|
|
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,400
|
|
I mean...
|
|
|
|
628
|
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00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,580
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Yeah, I don't...
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629
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00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,500
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Eventually she's going to be out of arrows.
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630
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00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,860
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I know, but, you know, I'm just trying to make do.
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631
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00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:30,840
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You know?
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632
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00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,760
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Wizards don't run out of powers.
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633
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00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,240
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We just keep coming up with new stuff all the time.
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634
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00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,720
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That's not true at all.
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635
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00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,860
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Right.
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636
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00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,440
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You've run out of spells.
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637
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00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,040
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I mean, yeah.
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638
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00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,240
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I think I might be better if it were me jumping on the dragon instead of you.
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639
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00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,720
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That's my thought, anyway.
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640
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00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,480
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All right.
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641
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00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,300
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So I give her...
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642
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00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,100
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I quickly give her spider climb.
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643
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00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,800
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And then that's my turn.
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644
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00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,860
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Okay.
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645
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00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:56,900
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Summer's your turn.
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646
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00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,220
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Spider climb.
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647
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00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,160
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Spider climb.
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648
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00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,100
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I spider climb.
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649
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00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,460
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Okay.
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650
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00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,540
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To where?
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651
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00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,580
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Just the wall?
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652
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00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,160
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The pillar?
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653
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00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,760
|
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The ceiling?
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654
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00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,700
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The ceiling.
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655
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00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,440
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I'm going way up to the ceiling.
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656
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00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,620
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Okay.
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657
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00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,040
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Rick's turn.
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658
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00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:14,820
|
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He's going to do another lightning bolt.
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659
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00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,320
|
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That worked so well last time.
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660
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00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,180
|
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Wow.
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661
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00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:19,860
|
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He's really smart.
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662
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00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:22,040
|
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Get him, Grandpa.
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663
|
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00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,380
|
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Smart.
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664
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00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:23,480
|
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Smart.
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665
|
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00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,440
|
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Smart.
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666
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00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,260
|
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Okay.
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667
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00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:35,360
|
|
Oops.
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668
|
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00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:48,660
|
|
Doing 15 points of damage.
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669
|
|
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,940
|
|
Nice.
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670
|
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00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:50,200
|
|
Good.
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671
|
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00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,640
|
|
Oh, wait.
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|
672
|
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00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:50,820
|
|
No.
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|
673
|
|
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,860
|
|
That's the green dragon.
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674
|
|
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,140
|
|
No.
|
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|
675
|
|
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:53,740
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
676
|
|
00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:56,320
|
|
You're just not moving the combat tracker, which is fine.
|
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|
677
|
|
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:56,980
|
|
I just got...
|
|
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|
678
|
|
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,860
|
|
I can't look at it to know whose turn it is.
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|
679
|
|
00:23:58,860 --> 00:23:59,240
|
|
Oh.
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|
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|
680
|
|
00:23:59,240 --> 00:23:59,660
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
681
|
|
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,680
|
|
I thought...
|
|
|
|
682
|
|
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,620
|
|
I went to click on him.
|
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|
683
|
|
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:02,900
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
684
|
|
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,900
|
|
So now it's...
|
|
|
|
685
|
|
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,540
|
|
If you...
|
|
|
|
686
|
|
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:09,080
|
|
If you double click it, I think, it pops out in a new window.
|
|
|
|
687
|
|
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,160
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
688
|
|
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,060
|
|
You have to right-click it.
|
|
|
|
689
|
|
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,500
|
|
You right-click it, then what?
|
|
|
|
690
|
|
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:18,040
|
|
It pops out into its own window, so you can keep the chat open while you have the combat
|
|
|
|
691
|
|
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:18,760
|
|
tracker open.
|
|
|
|
692
|
|
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,460
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
693
|
|
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:20,860
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
694
|
|
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,420
|
|
So then I can just...
|
|
|
|
695
|
|
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,540
|
|
Yeah, but I can't...
|
|
|
|
696
|
|
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:27,540
|
|
How can I move the...
|
|
|
|
697
|
|
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,160
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
698
|
|
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,520
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
699
|
|
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,480
|
|
There we go.
|
|
|
|
700
|
|
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:30,820
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
701
|
|
00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:31,460
|
|
I can begin.
|
|
|
|
702
|
|
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,900
|
|
Oh, I can...
|
|
|
|
703
|
|
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,820
|
|
Oh, I can move after my turn.
|
|
|
|
704
|
|
00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,120
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
705
|
|
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,500
|
|
I skipped my turn on accident.
|
|
|
|
706
|
|
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,700
|
|
Oh, you killed me.
|
|
|
|
707
|
|
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,540
|
|
No, I blinded you or something.
|
|
|
|
708
|
|
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:43,720
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
709
|
|
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,620
|
|
Sweet.
|
|
|
|
710
|
|
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,740
|
|
I made you invisible.
|
|
|
|
711
|
|
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,080
|
|
I'm invisible.
|
|
|
|
712
|
|
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,240
|
|
Oh, so it's...
|
|
|
|
713
|
|
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,000
|
|
Oh, it is Rick's turn, because I climbed to the ceiling.
|
|
|
|
714
|
|
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
715
|
|
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,300
|
|
So he just attacked.
|
|
|
|
716
|
|
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,000
|
|
So now it's Pooh's turn.
|
|
|
|
717
|
|
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,960
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
718
|
|
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,760
|
|
I am...
|
|
|
|
719
|
|
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,600
|
|
I'm going to go...
|
|
|
|
720
|
|
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,020
|
|
We'll skip Rick, then.
|
|
|
|
721
|
|
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,860
|
|
How do I...
|
|
|
|
722
|
|
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:04,620
|
|
There should be an arrow at the bottom of the window.
|
|
|
|
723
|
|
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:05,260
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
724
|
|
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:05,860
|
|
There we go.
|
|
|
|
725
|
|
00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:10,220
|
|
I'm going to hit it with a ray of frost real quick.
|
|
|
|
726
|
|
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:11,280
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
727
|
|
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,000
|
|
Ray of frost.
|
|
|
|
728
|
|
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,640
|
|
I've never been so excited to see you.
|
|
|
|
729
|
|
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,920
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
730
|
|
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,740
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
731
|
|
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:20,800
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
732
|
|
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800
|
|
Do a range...
|
|
|
|
733
|
|
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,560
|
|
Do a...
|
|
|
|
734
|
|
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,360
|
|
Roll a d20.
|
|
|
|
735
|
|
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:29,860
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
736
|
|
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:30,600
|
|
You miss.
|
|
|
|
737
|
|
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,500
|
|
Pass.
|
|
|
|
738
|
|
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:34,820
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
739
|
|
00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:35,600
|
|
It just goes by him?
|
|
|
|
740
|
|
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,040
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
741
|
|
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,300
|
|
Does it at least, like, freeze the wall?
|
|
|
|
742
|
|
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,580
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
743
|
|
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,780
|
|
It hits behind him and makes the wall really cold.
|
|
|
|
744
|
|
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:44,940
|
|
Oh, cool.
|
|
|
|
745
|
|
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:45,520
|
|
Oh, wow.
|
|
|
|
746
|
|
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,440
|
|
That's actually pretty cool.
|
|
|
|
747
|
|
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,460
|
|
Like, uh...
|
|
|
|
748
|
|
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:47,940
|
|
Nitrogen?
|
|
|
|
749
|
|
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,020
|
|
Like, liquid nitrogen?
|
|
|
|
750
|
|
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,480
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
751
|
|
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,760
|
|
I should aim it at the floor next time and slip him up.
|
|
|
|
752
|
|
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,620
|
|
Does he have wings?
|
|
|
|
753
|
|
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,240
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
754
|
|
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,260
|
|
Fuck.
|
|
|
|
755
|
|
00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,680
|
|
Does he really...
|
|
|
|
756
|
|
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,580
|
|
Does he really have a beard?
|
|
|
|
757
|
|
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:01,320
|
|
Like, in this picture?
|
|
|
|
758
|
|
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,240
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
759
|
|
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,980
|
|
So, it's the green dragon's turn.
|
|
|
|
760
|
|
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,780
|
|
Oh, the game is paused.
|
|
|
|
761
|
|
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:06,720
|
|
I can't move my character.
|
|
|
|
762
|
|
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,900
|
|
There you go.
|
|
|
|
763
|
|
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,600
|
|
The young green dragon's turn.
|
|
|
|
764
|
|
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,080
|
|
And he's going to turn around and he's going to do a multi-attack on Rick.
|
|
|
|
765
|
|
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,600
|
|
A multi-attack?
|
|
|
|
766
|
|
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,480
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
767
|
|
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,300
|
|
So, it's one bite and two swipes of its claw.
|
|
|
|
768
|
|
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:23,220
|
|
Can I do a multi-attack?
|
|
|
|
769
|
|
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:25,480
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
770
|
|
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:25,540
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
771
|
|
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,420
|
|
Stupid.
|
|
|
|
772
|
|
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,020
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
773
|
|
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:31,760
|
|
I forgot to add seven.
|
|
|
|
774
|
|
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,340
|
|
Doesn't matter.
|
|
|
|
775
|
|
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:34,400
|
|
His bite misses.
|
|
|
|
776
|
|
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:41,400
|
|
D20.
|
|
|
|
777
|
|
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,360
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
778
|
|
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:48,440
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
779
|
|
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,800
|
|
And his first claw attack wins.
|
|
|
|
780
|
|
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:58,920
|
|
Go.
|
|
|
|
781
|
|
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:04,760
|
|
Doing 11 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
782
|
|
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,100
|
|
To Rick.
|
|
|
|
783
|
|
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,460
|
|
How is he looking?
|
|
|
|
784
|
|
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,360
|
|
Rick?
|
|
|
|
785
|
|
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:10,880
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
786
|
|
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,400
|
|
He looks drunk.
|
|
|
|
787
|
|
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,520
|
|
Fresh is a newborn babe.
|
|
|
|
788
|
|
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,700
|
|
So, fresh is a newborn babe.
|
|
|
|
789
|
|
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,320
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
790
|
|
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,020
|
|
That hits.
|
|
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|
791
|
|
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,920
|
|
The second claw attack hits.
|
|
|
|
792
|
|
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:33,980
|
|
Oh, wait.
|
|
|
|
793
|
|
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,880
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
794
|
|
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,640
|
|
Doing 21 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
795
|
|
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,840
|
|
I mean, that would have killed me.
|
|
|
|
796
|
|
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,340
|
|
And after that, Rick is knocked unconscious.
|
|
|
|
797
|
|
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,420
|
|
Oh, now he's dead.
|
|
|
|
798
|
|
00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:48,200
|
|
I asked you how he was looking.
|
|
|
|
799
|
|
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,300
|
|
You just said drunk.
|
|
|
|
800
|
|
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,820
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
801
|
|
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:53,020
|
|
You can't really tell when he's drunk.
|
|
|
|
802
|
|
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,900
|
|
How he's doing.
|
|
|
|
803
|
|
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:59,960
|
|
I'm sure we'll be okay.
|
|
|
|
804
|
|
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:00,820
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
805
|
|
00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:01,520
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
806
|
|
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,140
|
|
I'm sure he's fine.
|
|
|
|
807
|
|
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,020
|
|
Grandpa, no!
|
|
|
|
808
|
|
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:05,240
|
|
You've passed out.
|
|
|
|
809
|
|
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,060
|
|
Rick, wake up.
|
|
|
|
810
|
|
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:07,700
|
|
We need you.
|
|
|
|
811
|
|
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,640
|
|
We can't do this ourselves.
|
|
|
|
812
|
|
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,060
|
|
We barely got this far.
|
|
|
|
813
|
|
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,880
|
|
Do you have an awake spell?
|
|
|
|
814
|
|
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:22,200
|
|
I mean, if I hit Rick with a sleeping spell, does that wake him up since he's already asleep?
|
|
|
|
815
|
|
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,240
|
|
Ah, like a toggle.
|
|
|
|
816
|
|
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,360
|
|
No, it puts him into a coma.
|
|
|
|
817
|
|
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,640
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
818
|
|
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,000
|
|
But the good kind, right?
|
|
|
|
819
|
|
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,600
|
|
Like where they keep bringing your heart back to life?
|
|
|
|
820
|
|
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,400
|
|
The good kind of...
|
|
|
|
821
|
|
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,160
|
|
Where you come back with special powers and abilities?
|
|
|
|
822
|
|
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:39,640
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
823
|
|
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,060
|
|
Like Dead Zone?
|
|
|
|
824
|
|
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,420
|
|
Remember Dead Zone?
|
|
|
|
825
|
|
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,360
|
|
Never heard of her.
|
|
|
|
826
|
|
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,260
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
827
|
|
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,580
|
|
Is it my turn now?
|
|
|
|
828
|
|
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,540
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
829
|
|
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,320
|
|
Has the dragon noticed me on this healing?
|
|
|
|
830
|
|
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,960
|
|
No, he was too busy with Rick.
|
|
|
|
831
|
|
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,360
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
832
|
|
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,220
|
|
I'm going to shoot him anyway.
|
|
|
|
833
|
|
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:54,940
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
834
|
|
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,600
|
|
Roll 1d20.
|
|
|
|
835
|
|
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,820
|
|
Plus 8.
|
|
|
|
836
|
|
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:06,940
|
|
20.
|
|
|
|
837
|
|
00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:07,240
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
838
|
|
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:07,820
|
|
So that hits.
|
|
|
|
839
|
|
00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:08,420
|
|
Roll a d...
|
|
|
|
840
|
|
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:08,900
|
|
What is it?
|
|
|
|
841
|
|
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:09,900
|
|
D10.
|
|
|
|
842
|
|
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,120
|
|
Plus 3.
|
|
|
|
843
|
|
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
844
|
|
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,940
|
|
Zero.
|
|
|
|
845
|
|
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,320
|
|
Oh, that's 10.
|
|
|
|
846
|
|
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,400
|
|
That's the best I could do.
|
|
|
|
847
|
|
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,180
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
848
|
|
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,520
|
|
Wow.
|
|
|
|
849
|
|
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:23,920
|
|
Suck it.
|
|
|
|
850
|
|
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920
|
|
He's dead now, right?
|
|
|
|
851
|
|
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,100
|
|
Nope.
|
|
|
|
852
|
|
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,340
|
|
He's not looking good, but...
|
|
|
|
853
|
|
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,200
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
854
|
|
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,400
|
|
Rick is still passed out.
|
|
|
|
855
|
|
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,840
|
|
Are you saying that he's looking drunk?
|
|
|
|
856
|
|
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,780
|
|
You never know.
|
|
|
|
857
|
|
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:46,420
|
|
Oh, shit.
|
|
|
|
858
|
|
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:52,580
|
|
Gary, your turn.
|
|
|
|
859
|
|
00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:54,180
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
860
|
|
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:57,500
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
861
|
|
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:05,980
|
|
I am going to...
|
|
|
|
862
|
|
00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:06,480
|
|
What was it?
|
|
|
|
863
|
|
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,820
|
|
I am going to...
|
|
|
|
864
|
|
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,180
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
865
|
|
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:10,700
|
|
What's it called?
|
|
|
|
866
|
|
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:11,580
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
867
|
|
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:14,440
|
|
What about that fire shit?
|
|
|
|
868
|
|
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,920
|
|
Don't you got fire shit?
|
|
|
|
869
|
|
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,800
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
870
|
|
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,840
|
|
Burning hands.
|
|
|
|
871
|
|
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,540
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
872
|
|
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,000
|
|
Slap them with your burning hands.
|
|
|
|
873
|
|
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,580
|
|
Right on the nuts.
|
|
|
|
874
|
|
00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:23,400
|
|
I don't like using it because it does...
|
|
|
|
875
|
|
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,680
|
|
It does burn my fingertips.
|
|
|
|
876
|
|
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:42,680
|
|
Oh, man.
|
|
|
|
877
|
|
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,640
|
|
Oh, man.
|
|
|
|
878
|
|
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,240
|
|
Andy's deep in thought here.
|
|
|
|
879
|
|
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,940
|
|
Privately rolled some dice.
|
|
|
|
880
|
|
00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:53,900
|
|
That's not good.
|
|
|
|
881
|
|
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,160
|
|
Oh, it tells you guys?
|
|
|
|
882
|
|
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,860
|
|
When you rolled, it's just not what you rolled.
|
|
|
|
883
|
|
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:58,600
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
884
|
|
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,400
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
885
|
|
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,680
|
|
So, that hits.
|
|
|
|
886
|
|
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,700
|
|
So, rolled through...
|
|
|
|
887
|
|
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:03,160
|
|
What did it say?
|
|
|
|
888
|
|
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,500
|
|
3d6.
|
|
|
|
889
|
|
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:10,400
|
|
Hold on.
|
|
|
|
890
|
|
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,660
|
|
I can't hear...
|
|
|
|
891
|
|
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:13,140
|
|
The doom thing was too loud.
|
|
|
|
892
|
|
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:13,800
|
|
What did you say?
|
|
|
|
893
|
|
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,680
|
|
Roll 3d6.
|
|
|
|
894
|
|
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,460
|
|
Sorry.
|
|
|
|
895
|
|
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,220
|
|
Oh, it changed songs.
|
|
|
|
896
|
|
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:19,780
|
|
That's why it went up louder.
|
|
|
|
897
|
|
00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:21,180
|
|
Yeah, it spooked me.
|
|
|
|
898
|
|
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:25,840
|
|
11 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
899
|
|
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,340
|
|
Take that, Cracker Jack.
|
|
|
|
900
|
|
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:32,100
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
901
|
|
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:32,800
|
|
But since...
|
|
|
|
902
|
|
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,100
|
|
Since the fire does go out...
|
|
|
|
903
|
|
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,100
|
|
And all...
|
|
|
|
904
|
|
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,100
|
|
In the 15-foot cone...
|
|
|
|
905
|
|
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,100
|
|
It does hit right to...
|
|
|
|
906
|
|
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,240
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
907
|
|
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,480
|
|
What happens to him?
|
|
|
|
908
|
|
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,660
|
|
Does he come back to life?
|
|
|
|
909
|
|
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,820
|
|
No, he takes 11 points of damage, but he's still...
|
|
|
|
910
|
|
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,520
|
|
Unconscious.
|
|
|
|
911
|
|
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,320
|
|
I thought he was unconscious.
|
|
|
|
912
|
|
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,160
|
|
He can't take points when he's damaged.
|
|
|
|
913
|
|
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,380
|
|
Or when he's unconscious.
|
|
|
|
914
|
|
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,980
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
915
|
|
00:31:56,980 --> 00:31:59,420
|
|
It should be double the amount of points, because he couldn't defend himself.
|
|
|
|
916
|
|
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,560
|
|
That's what I thought.
|
|
|
|
917
|
|
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,580
|
|
Wait, that's not good.
|
|
|
|
918
|
|
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:03,380
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
919
|
|
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:03,620
|
|
I forgot.
|
|
|
|
920
|
|
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,400
|
|
You don't like Rick.
|
|
|
|
921
|
|
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,720
|
|
He does make fun of my hair.
|
|
|
|
922
|
|
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,040
|
|
And my everything else.
|
|
|
|
923
|
|
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,620
|
|
Yeah, well, you're a big dingus.
|
|
|
|
924
|
|
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,440
|
|
Your father is not a dingus, all right?
|
|
|
|
925
|
|
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,640
|
|
That is not how we talk in this household.
|
|
|
|
926
|
|
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,140
|
|
I do collect coins, though.
|
|
|
|
927
|
|
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:21,640
|
|
Yeah, like a dingus.
|
|
|
|
928
|
|
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,260
|
|
I do have a coin of President Dingus.
|
|
|
|
929
|
|
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,620
|
|
Oh, boy.
|
|
|
|
930
|
|
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:29,120
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
931
|
|
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,860
|
|
The dragon is pissed off right now.
|
|
|
|
932
|
|
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:35,300
|
|
So he decides to unleash his poison breath.
|
|
|
|
933
|
|
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,520
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
934
|
|
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,400
|
|
Towards you, too.
|
|
|
|
935
|
|
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,820
|
|
Yeah, but I'm on the ceiling.
|
|
|
|
936
|
|
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:43,120
|
|
It's breath, so it goes everywhere.
|
|
|
|
937
|
|
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,340
|
|
Not up.
|
|
|
|
938
|
|
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:47,060
|
|
It especially goes up.
|
|
|
|
939
|
|
00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:47,480
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
940
|
|
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,140
|
|
That's a different kind of breath.
|
|
|
|
941
|
|
00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:51,140
|
|
He's a dragon.
|
|
|
|
942
|
|
00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:51,840
|
|
It's hot breath.
|
|
|
|
943
|
|
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,920
|
|
No, it's sinking breath.
|
|
|
|
944
|
|
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:54,800
|
|
Nope.
|
|
|
|
945
|
|
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,060
|
|
Okay, so both of you give me a constitution saving throw.
|
|
|
|
946
|
|
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:13,940
|
|
Oh, my constitution is tight, tight, tight.
|
|
|
|
947
|
|
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:17,420
|
|
Okay, this is way too hot.
|
|
|
|
948
|
|
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:22,520
|
|
I might be getting old, because that music is far too loud.
|
|
|
|
949
|
|
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:27,520
|
|
All right, now it's too quiet.
|
|
|
|
950
|
|
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,400
|
|
I can't hear it at all.
|
|
|
|
951
|
|
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,820
|
|
Do I go deaf?
|
|
|
|
952
|
|
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,620
|
|
Do you guys hear me?
|
|
|
|
953
|
|
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,960
|
|
Yeah, I can hear you.
|
|
|
|
954
|
|
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,040
|
|
Yeah, we can hear you.
|
|
|
|
955
|
|
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:42,680
|
|
And you being deaf wouldn't change whether or not we could hear you.
|
|
|
|
956
|
|
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,780
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
957
|
|
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:46,880
|
|
Got him.
|
|
|
|
958
|
|
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,300
|
|
Oh, boy.
|
|
|
|
959
|
|
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,980
|
|
Rick.
|
|
|
|
960
|
|
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,080
|
|
Rick.
|
|
|
|
961
|
|
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,880
|
|
That does 27 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
962
|
|
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,780
|
|
To whom?
|
|
|
|
963
|
|
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:58,220
|
|
To Rick?
|
|
|
|
964
|
|
00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:58,880
|
|
Rick.
|
|
|
|
965
|
|
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,220
|
|
No, just to Rick.
|
|
|
|
966
|
|
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:03,540
|
|
No, that is...
|
|
|
|
967
|
|
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,180
|
|
I don't think I have that many points.
|
|
|
|
968
|
|
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,600
|
|
No, you only had 13.
|
|
|
|
969
|
|
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,900
|
|
So you're out.
|
|
|
|
970
|
|
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:11,320
|
|
I was doing so well, too.
|
|
|
|
971
|
|
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,740
|
|
Wait a second.
|
|
|
|
972
|
|
00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:16,560
|
|
I had more than 13, didn't I have, because I had my armor class up?
|
|
|
|
973
|
|
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:19,540
|
|
Your armor class doesn't affect your health.
|
|
|
|
974
|
|
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:21,480
|
|
I had 22 HP.
|
|
|
|
975
|
|
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,980
|
|
You had 20...
|
|
|
|
976
|
|
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:23,760
|
|
Well, you're still dead.
|
|
|
|
977
|
|
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:29,740
|
|
But also, I had 22 HP, but my armor class was 12 plus 5.
|
|
|
|
978
|
|
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,640
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
979
|
|
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,040
|
|
So what does that make?
|
|
|
|
980
|
|
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,900
|
|
Well, that armor class is for something else.
|
|
|
|
981
|
|
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:35,680
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
982
|
|
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,140
|
|
Because this wasn't a physical attack.
|
|
|
|
983
|
|
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,200
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
984
|
|
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,060
|
|
So you both passed the Constitution save and throw.
|
|
|
|
985
|
|
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,740
|
|
So you only took half damage.
|
|
|
|
986
|
|
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,320
|
|
Half of 27?
|
|
|
|
987
|
|
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,560
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
988
|
|
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,580
|
|
Half of 54?
|
|
|
|
989
|
|
00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:50,740
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
990
|
|
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:53,260
|
|
Yeah, but...
|
|
|
|
991
|
|
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,580
|
|
Oh, so you just rolled 6 instead of 12, guy?
|
|
|
|
992
|
|
00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,780
|
|
I just rolled 6 instead of 12.
|
|
|
|
993
|
|
00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:59,880
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
994
|
|
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,400
|
|
I'm going to slap my salami.
|
|
|
|
995
|
|
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,040
|
|
That guy's a commie.
|
|
|
|
996
|
|
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,960
|
|
A little more fucked.
|
|
|
|
997
|
|
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,060
|
|
Well, I'm still alive.
|
|
|
|
998
|
|
00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:07,560
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
999
|
|
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,340
|
|
So I had minus 27.
|
|
|
|
1000
|
|
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,780
|
|
I'm going to change this.
|
|
|
|
1001
|
|
00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:13,360
|
|
Because it says taken 42 damage.
|
|
|
|
1002
|
|
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,960
|
|
So half of that was 21.
|
|
|
|
1003
|
|
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,700
|
|
Because it says taken 42 or 12d6.
|
|
|
|
1004
|
|
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,560
|
|
So I'll just cut that in half.
|
|
|
|
1005
|
|
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,780
|
|
So Jerry's got one health level.
|
|
|
|
1006
|
|
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,360
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1007
|
|
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,200
|
|
So minus 21 to both of us, right?
|
|
|
|
1008
|
|
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,140
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1009
|
|
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:26,820
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1010
|
|
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,940
|
|
So...
|
|
|
|
1011
|
|
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:28,400
|
|
So...
|
|
|
|
1012
|
|
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,380
|
|
What did I...
|
|
|
|
1013
|
|
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,920
|
|
So I started with 30, right?
|
|
|
|
1014
|
|
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,520
|
|
Summer had...
|
|
|
|
1015
|
|
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,000
|
|
31.
|
|
|
|
1016
|
|
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,820
|
|
31?
|
|
|
|
1017
|
|
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:34,320
|
|
33.
|
|
|
|
1018
|
|
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:34,720
|
|
33.
|
|
|
|
1019
|
|
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,340
|
|
Yeah, you're right.
|
|
|
|
1020
|
|
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:38,540
|
|
So I have 12 left.
|
|
|
|
1021
|
|
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:39,220
|
|
12.
|
|
|
|
1022
|
|
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:39,760
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1023
|
|
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,100
|
|
My math still works.
|
|
|
|
1024
|
|
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,340
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1025
|
|
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:47,120
|
|
And it is Summer's turn.
|
|
|
|
1026
|
|
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,440
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1027
|
|
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,060
|
|
I would like to ask a question.
|
|
|
|
1028
|
|
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:54,260
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1029
|
|
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,840
|
|
What if I jumped on the dragon?
|
|
|
|
1030
|
|
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:00,500
|
|
You can try it.
|
|
|
|
1031
|
|
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:06,160
|
|
But you'll have to give me a successful acrobatics and animal handling.
|
|
|
|
1032
|
|
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,160
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1033
|
|
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,460
|
|
I still have some arrows.
|
|
|
|
1034
|
|
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,420
|
|
So I guess I could shoot it from up here.
|
|
|
|
1035
|
|
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,860
|
|
Two by my count.
|
|
|
|
1036
|
|
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:18,420
|
|
Not by my count.
|
|
|
|
1037
|
|
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,700
|
|
I still have...
|
|
|
|
1038
|
|
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,240
|
|
I didn't...
|
|
|
|
1039
|
|
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,500
|
|
I haven't shot in the last couple turns.
|
|
|
|
1040
|
|
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,240
|
|
I have...
|
|
|
|
1041
|
|
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,040
|
|
I have four.
|
|
|
|
1042
|
|
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,080
|
|
left. Four? Yeah, because
|
|
|
|
1043
|
|
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,340
|
|
I only shot two in this fight.
|
|
|
|
1044
|
|
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,500
|
|
You started with five.
|
|
|
|
1045
|
|
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,400
|
|
I started with six.
|
|
|
|
1046
|
|
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,840
|
|
Oh, okay. I thought you started with five. No, because I
|
|
|
|
1047
|
|
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,020
|
|
lost four in the Frankie frames.
|
|
|
|
1048
|
|
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,340
|
|
I pretty sure it was seven.
|
|
|
|
1049
|
|
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,180
|
|
It was definitely seven.
|
|
|
|
1050
|
|
00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:40,120
|
|
He definitely had 25.
|
|
|
|
1051
|
|
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:40,720
|
|
Eight.
|
|
|
|
1052
|
|
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,780
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1053
|
|
00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,540
|
|
Go ahead and roll the D20.
|
|
|
|
1054
|
|
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,280
|
|
Plus eight.
|
|
|
|
1055
|
|
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:56,480
|
|
Fourteen, that does not hit.
|
|
|
|
1056
|
|
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,220
|
|
You miss.
|
|
|
|
1057
|
|
00:36:57,220 --> 00:37:00,080
|
|
That's not good.
|
|
|
|
1058
|
|
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,400
|
|
Jerry, your turn.
|
|
|
|
1059
|
|
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,300
|
|
Jeez.
|
|
|
|
1060
|
|
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,120
|
|
Rick.
|
|
|
|
1061
|
|
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,940
|
|
Cast Ray
|
|
|
|
1062
|
|
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,140
|
|
of Truth.
|
|
|
|
1063
|
|
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,320
|
|
Do I have that?
|
|
|
|
1064
|
|
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:15,840
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1065
|
|
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,180
|
|
What about my shield?
|
|
|
|
1066
|
|
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:22,180
|
|
Why would you cast Ray of Truth anyway?
|
|
|
|
1067
|
|
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:24,140
|
|
I don't know.
|
|
|
|
1068
|
|
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,140
|
|
I am doing the most
|
|
|
|
1069
|
|
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,060
|
|
Jerry thing.
|
|
|
|
1070
|
|
00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:29,880
|
|
Oh, don't even say run away.
|
|
|
|
1071
|
|
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,640
|
|
Please don't turn yourself invisible.
|
|
|
|
1072
|
|
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,880
|
|
Don't turn invisible. I'm yelling.
|
|
|
|
1073
|
|
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,500
|
|
Don't turn invisible. I see your face.
|
|
|
|
1074
|
|
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,560
|
|
You always make that face when you're about to go invisible.
|
|
|
|
1075
|
|
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,240
|
|
Don't do it.
|
|
|
|
1076
|
|
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,380
|
|
I'm gone.
|
|
|
|
1077
|
|
00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:44,520
|
|
I'm a sitting duck out here.
|
|
|
|
1078
|
|
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,260
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1079
|
|
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:48,880
|
|
He is invisible.
|
|
|
|
1080
|
|
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,180
|
|
The green dragon is...
|
|
|
|
1081
|
|
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:58,260
|
|
He's got to rest after that last attack.
|
|
|
|
1082
|
|
00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:00,980
|
|
Yeah, it was tough killing me almost to death.
|
|
|
|
1083
|
|
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,880
|
|
So, summer.
|
|
|
|
1084
|
|
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,140
|
|
Oh, he's resting, huh?
|
|
|
|
1085
|
|
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:07,960
|
|
This is the time to...
|
|
|
|
1086
|
|
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:08,180
|
|
He's resting.
|
|
|
|
1087
|
|
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:09,400
|
|
This is the time to strike.
|
|
|
|
1088
|
|
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:09,980
|
|
I know it.
|
|
|
|
1089
|
|
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:11,100
|
|
And I'm going to jump on the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1090
|
|
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,560
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1091
|
|
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,180
|
|
So, give me an acrobatics.
|
|
|
|
1092
|
|
00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:18,500
|
|
Save?
|
|
|
|
1093
|
|
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,320
|
|
Does it matter?
|
|
|
|
1094
|
|
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,060
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1095
|
|
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:24,560
|
|
There's no acrobatics save.
|
|
|
|
1096
|
|
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:25,300
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1097
|
|
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:29,260
|
|
And you're not saving anything.
|
|
|
|
1098
|
|
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,440
|
|
You nailed it.
|
|
|
|
1099
|
|
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,840
|
|
Where did you want to land?
|
|
|
|
1100
|
|
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,620
|
|
I want to land around his neck.
|
|
|
|
1101
|
|
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:35,920
|
|
Right around his neck?
|
|
|
|
1102
|
|
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,960
|
|
Okay, you do it perfectly.
|
|
|
|
1103
|
|
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,520
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
1104
|
|
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,340
|
|
I'm on his neck.
|
|
|
|
1105
|
|
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,380
|
|
I'm not even going to make you do animal handling for that.
|
|
|
|
1106
|
|
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:43,440
|
|
Well, you don't know what I'm going to do next.
|
|
|
|
1107
|
|
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:45,560
|
|
No?
|
|
|
|
1108
|
|
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,040
|
|
Do you want to use your action surge?
|
|
|
|
1109
|
|
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,220
|
|
Action surge?
|
|
|
|
1110
|
|
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:52,200
|
|
Well, I was bluffing.
|
|
|
|
1111
|
|
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,360
|
|
I don't know what I'm going to do next.
|
|
|
|
1112
|
|
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,960
|
|
In fact, I had no idea what I was going to do.
|
|
|
|
1113
|
|
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,780
|
|
But I'm up here now.
|
|
|
|
1114
|
|
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:56,980
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1115
|
|
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:57,900
|
|
My action surge.
|
|
|
|
1116
|
|
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:58,400
|
|
So, I get...
|
|
|
|
1117
|
|
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,500
|
|
This is once per fight, right?
|
|
|
|
1118
|
|
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,380
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1119
|
|
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:04,380
|
|
I would like to...
|
|
|
|
1120
|
|
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:10,060
|
|
I imagine there's some kind of, like, melee, right?
|
|
|
|
1121
|
|
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:14,340
|
|
There...
|
|
|
|
1122
|
|
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:15,300
|
|
Yeah, there's...
|
|
|
|
1123
|
|
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:18,300
|
|
Like...
|
|
|
|
1124
|
|
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:24,300
|
|
Like, if you want to use, like, your arrow as, like, a...
|
|
|
|
1125
|
|
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,720
|
|
Stabbing tool?
|
|
|
|
1126
|
|
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,360
|
|
Yeah, I want to stab him in the eye again.
|
|
|
|
1127
|
|
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,260
|
|
Well, if you're...
|
|
|
|
1128
|
|
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,720
|
|
You're not that high up on his neck.
|
|
|
|
1129
|
|
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:32,820
|
|
No, I'm not.
|
|
|
|
1130
|
|
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:33,320
|
|
But I...
|
|
|
|
1131
|
|
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:33,960
|
|
Can I stab him?
|
|
|
|
1132
|
|
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,580
|
|
You're not on his head.
|
|
|
|
1133
|
|
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,240
|
|
You're on his neck.
|
|
|
|
1134
|
|
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:35,740
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1135
|
|
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,200
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1136
|
|
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:36,860
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1137
|
|
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:37,620
|
|
You got...
|
|
|
|
1138
|
|
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:37,860
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1139
|
|
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:38,480
|
|
When you're right, you're right.
|
|
|
|
1140
|
|
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,680
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1141
|
|
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,140
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1142
|
|
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:40,380
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1143
|
|
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:40,820
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1144
|
|
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:43,320
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1145
|
|
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,440
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1146
|
|
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,280
|
|
I don't know how much damage a dagger can is.
|
|
|
|
1147
|
|
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,160
|
|
Well, we could look that up, right?
|
|
|
|
1148
|
|
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,100
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1149
|
|
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,760
|
|
It's effectively the same as a dagger?
|
|
|
|
1150
|
|
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,160
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1151
|
|
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,200
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1152
|
|
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:58,960
|
|
Items?
|
|
|
|
1153
|
|
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:02,940
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1154
|
|
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:03,460
|
|
Dagger.
|
|
|
|
1155
|
|
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:09,080
|
|
A short metal mounted to a short hilt and cross guard.
|
|
|
|
1156
|
|
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,340
|
|
Sounds about right.
|
|
|
|
1157
|
|
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,400
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1158
|
|
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,580
|
|
Weight and price.
|
|
|
|
1159
|
|
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:17,720
|
|
It doesn't say.
|
|
|
|
1160
|
|
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,640
|
|
It says simple melee common.
|
|
|
|
1161
|
|
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,000
|
|
Oh, details?
|
|
|
|
1162
|
|
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:21,620
|
|
Is it under there?
|
|
|
|
1163
|
|
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:25,500
|
|
Station.
|
|
|
|
1164
|
|
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,300
|
|
Target.
|
|
|
|
1165
|
|
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:26,340
|
|
Target.
|
|
|
|
1166
|
|
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:26,420
|
|
Target.
|
|
|
|
1167
|
|
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,280
|
|
Range.
|
|
|
|
1168
|
|
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,000
|
|
Weapon attack.
|
|
|
|
1169
|
|
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,960
|
|
Here.
|
|
|
|
1170
|
|
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,420
|
|
I have one for a short sword.
|
|
|
|
1171
|
|
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:36,120
|
|
Oh, 1d4 plus mod.
|
|
|
|
1172
|
|
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,940
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1173
|
|
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:40,340
|
|
What's your...
|
|
|
|
1174
|
|
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,380
|
|
What would the mod be?
|
|
|
|
1175
|
|
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:43,100
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1176
|
|
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,120
|
|
I don't know.
|
|
|
|
1177
|
|
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,160
|
|
Oh, it's plus 300 piercing.
|
|
|
|
1178
|
|
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,080
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1179
|
|
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,440
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1180
|
|
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,400
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1181
|
|
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,960
|
|
Roll a d20 with advantage, though.
|
|
|
|
1182
|
|
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,380
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1183
|
|
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:56,280
|
|
To see if you can even, like, stab it.
|
|
|
|
1184
|
|
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,040
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1185
|
|
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,700
|
|
Man, I get advantage because I'm badass.
|
|
|
|
1186
|
|
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:01,480
|
|
I'm riding it.
|
|
|
|
1187
|
|
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,240
|
|
Badass.
|
|
|
|
1188
|
|
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,000
|
|
Yeah, you caught him off guard by falling on his face.
|
|
|
|
1189
|
|
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,580
|
|
Falling?
|
|
|
|
1190
|
|
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,060
|
|
I jumped.
|
|
|
|
1191
|
|
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:08,760
|
|
With style.
|
|
|
|
1192
|
|
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,880
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1193
|
|
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,080
|
|
So you got the 11 and that is...
|
|
|
|
1194
|
|
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,580
|
|
Not enough.
|
|
|
|
1195
|
|
00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:16,620
|
|
It's plus four.
|
|
|
|
1196
|
|
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:20,980
|
|
So, no, that does not affect him.
|
|
|
|
1197
|
|
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:24,680
|
|
You can't stab...
|
|
|
|
1198
|
|
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,920
|
|
This time you couldn't stab it through his scales.
|
|
|
|
1199
|
|
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,960
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1200
|
|
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,720
|
|
Glance right off.
|
|
|
|
1201
|
|
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,600
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1202
|
|
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,640
|
|
Jerry, your turn.
|
|
|
|
1203
|
|
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,300
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1204
|
|
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,780
|
|
I'm going to move and get out of where I'm...
|
|
|
|
1205
|
|
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:39,180
|
|
I'm going to try to get, like, close to the wall.
|
|
|
|
1206
|
|
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,680
|
|
And just try to get out of the way so I don't get hurt.
|
|
|
|
1207
|
|
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,280
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1208
|
|
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,500
|
|
That's it?
|
|
|
|
1209
|
|
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:50,620
|
|
Yep, that's it.
|
|
|
|
1210
|
|
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,440
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1211
|
|
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,440
|
|
The green dragon with having this...
|
|
|
|
1212
|
|
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,680
|
|
This person on his neck now starts flailing around.
|
|
|
|
1213
|
|
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,320
|
|
And kind of, like, jumping.
|
|
|
|
1214
|
|
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,400
|
|
Uh-huh.
|
|
|
|
1215
|
|
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,860
|
|
Jumping around and he's, like, kind of freaking out.
|
|
|
|
1216
|
|
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,400
|
|
So he decides to fly up in the air.
|
|
|
|
1217
|
|
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,580
|
|
And he turns...
|
|
|
|
1218
|
|
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:16,920
|
|
Flying upside down.
|
|
|
|
1219
|
|
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,960
|
|
He's flying upside down?
|
|
|
|
1220
|
|
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,780
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1221
|
|
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:21,520
|
|
My God.
|
|
|
|
1222
|
|
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,020
|
|
Summer, are you okay?
|
|
|
|
1223
|
|
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,720
|
|
You get the suspicion that his next attack...
|
|
|
|
1224
|
|
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,160
|
|
Or his next turn, he's just going to slam into the ground.
|
|
|
|
1225
|
|
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,620
|
|
Oh, sorry.
|
|
|
|
1226
|
|
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:29,860
|
|
With me on him?
|
|
|
|
1227
|
|
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:30,880
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1228
|
|
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,760
|
|
Summer, you got to get off that thing.
|
|
|
|
1229
|
|
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,880
|
|
So, it's my turn again, right?
|
|
|
|
1230
|
|
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,680
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1231
|
|
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,140
|
|
We are going to fucking die.
|
|
|
|
1232
|
|
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,140
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1233
|
|
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,700
|
|
So, Andy, I don't know if you remember.
|
|
|
|
1234
|
|
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:49,900
|
|
I have in my list that we got a potion a couple weeks ago, a couple sessions ago.
|
|
|
|
1235
|
|
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,880
|
|
I don't know if we ever used it.
|
|
|
|
1236
|
|
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,980
|
|
Um, I think...
|
|
|
|
1237
|
|
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,980
|
|
I think...
|
|
|
|
1238
|
|
00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:01,460
|
|
You took that stuff out of the treasure room, it went away.
|
|
|
|
1239
|
|
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,120
|
|
So, I don't have a potion?
|
|
|
|
1240
|
|
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,180
|
|
Let me...
|
|
|
|
1241
|
|
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:06,740
|
|
Potions.
|
|
|
|
1242
|
|
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,940
|
|
So, I got the potion.
|
|
|
|
1243
|
|
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:08,980
|
|
This is, like, way back.
|
|
|
|
1244
|
|
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,160
|
|
This is October.
|
|
|
|
1245
|
|
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:17,300
|
|
When I got the new bow, and Jerry got a staff of withering.
|
|
|
|
1246
|
|
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,780
|
|
Of withering.
|
|
|
|
1247
|
|
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:21,700
|
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
|
|
1248
|
|
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,960
|
|
Uh, is it healing potion, or what?
|
|
|
|
1249
|
|
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,860
|
|
Is there any other kind?
|
|
|
|
1250
|
|
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,640
|
|
There's a potion of flying, a potion of healing?
|
|
|
|
1251
|
|
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,440
|
|
I...
|
|
|
|
1252
|
|
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,160
|
|
I can't imagine giving you a potion of flying.
|
|
|
|
1253
|
|
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,460
|
|
No, I don't really want...
|
|
|
|
1254
|
|
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:43,140
|
|
I can...
|
|
|
|
1255
|
|
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:46,020
|
|
I would like to give this potion to...
|
|
|
|
1256
|
|
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,660
|
|
To, uh, Grandpa.
|
|
|
|
1257
|
|
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,420
|
|
So, should I...
|
|
|
|
1258
|
|
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:49,700
|
|
Do I have to jump down on...
|
|
|
|
1259
|
|
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:50,020
|
|
By him?
|
|
|
|
1260
|
|
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:50,820
|
|
I could throw it.
|
|
|
|
1261
|
|
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:51,460
|
|
Right.
|
|
|
|
1262
|
|
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,620
|
|
But I think maybe I should...
|
|
|
|
1263
|
|
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:54,120
|
|
But he's unconscious, so...
|
|
|
|
1264
|
|
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:54,820
|
|
Oh, right.
|
|
|
|
1265
|
|
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,500
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1266
|
|
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:55,980
|
|
I could...
|
|
|
|
1267
|
|
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:58,840
|
|
I guess I'd have to really throw it and hit him in the face, and it'd have to break
|
|
|
|
1268
|
|
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,080
|
|
and it'd have to go into his mouth.
|
|
|
|
1269
|
|
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,780
|
|
So...
|
|
|
|
1270
|
|
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:00,960
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1271
|
|
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,180
|
|
And that could cause more problems.
|
|
|
|
1272
|
|
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:03,520
|
|
That would be one hell of a throw.
|
|
|
|
1273
|
|
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,640
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1274
|
|
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,800
|
|
So then...
|
|
|
|
1275
|
|
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,520
|
|
I'm not gonna...
|
|
|
|
1276
|
|
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,900
|
|
You stay invisible.
|
|
|
|
1277
|
|
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:09,180
|
|
No, actually, don't stay invisible.
|
|
|
|
1278
|
|
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:09,820
|
|
Do something.
|
|
|
|
1279
|
|
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:13,020
|
|
Okay, can I jump...
|
|
|
|
1280
|
|
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:14,400
|
|
What's another acrobatics?
|
|
|
|
1281
|
|
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,420
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1282
|
|
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:18,360
|
|
I'm on the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1283
|
|
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,820
|
|
He's on the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1284
|
|
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:25,640
|
|
Dragon ass.
|
|
|
|
1285
|
|
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,420
|
|
On the wall.
|
|
|
|
1286
|
|
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,420
|
|
Dragon.
|
|
|
|
1287
|
|
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:34,300
|
|
Dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.
|
|
|
|
1288
|
|
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:36,960
|
|
Andy, are you still checking something?
|
|
|
|
1289
|
|
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,200
|
|
I can't see you, so...
|
|
|
|
1290
|
|
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:38,840
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1291
|
|
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,320
|
|
Go ahead.
|
|
|
|
1292
|
|
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,660
|
|
Oh, I was saying, can I jump towards Jerry?
|
|
|
|
1293
|
|
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:43,400
|
|
Towards Jerry?
|
|
|
|
1294
|
|
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,160
|
|
I'm sorry, not Jerry.
|
|
|
|
1295
|
|
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,680
|
|
Yeah, towards Rick.
|
|
|
|
1296
|
|
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,800
|
|
Okay, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1297
|
|
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,580
|
|
Acrobatics check.
|
|
|
|
1298
|
|
00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:47,640
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1299
|
|
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:56,880
|
|
Yeah, you jump towards him.
|
|
|
|
1300
|
|
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,960
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1301
|
|
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,320
|
|
And do I land close to him?
|
|
|
|
1302
|
|
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,140
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1303
|
|
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,240
|
|
All right, but I...
|
|
|
|
1304
|
|
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,780
|
|
You landed the pit, though, so it's a little bit farther of a drop than you thought.
|
|
|
|
1305
|
|
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:06,360
|
|
Ouch.
|
|
|
|
1306
|
|
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,260
|
|
So you're just gonna take one damage.
|
|
|
|
1307
|
|
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,320
|
|
All right, so now I'm at 11.
|
|
|
|
1308
|
|
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,440
|
|
11, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1309
|
|
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:17,440
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1310
|
|
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,440
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1311
|
|
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,000
|
|
Jerry?
|
|
|
|
1312
|
|
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,580
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1313
|
|
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:26,940
|
|
I'm very hurt and trying to stay, you know, alive.
|
|
|
|
1314
|
|
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,360
|
|
I'm doing okay.
|
|
|
|
1315
|
|
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,060
|
|
I'm hurt, though, and invisible.
|
|
|
|
1316
|
|
00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:34,240
|
|
Just like real life.
|
|
|
|
1317
|
|
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,880
|
|
So you're not gonna do anything?
|
|
|
|
1318
|
|
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,660
|
|
Oh, no, no, no.
|
|
|
|
1319
|
|
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,720
|
|
I'm gonna...
|
|
|
|
1320
|
|
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:41,940
|
|
Well, uh, fuck.
|
|
|
|
1321
|
|
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,620
|
|
Where's Summer at again?
|
|
|
|
1322
|
|
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:46,420
|
|
She's in the pit with, uh, Rick.
|
|
|
|
1323
|
|
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,720
|
|
Okay, uh...
|
|
|
|
1324
|
|
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,720
|
|
I'm gonna...
|
|
|
|
1325
|
|
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,640
|
|
Ah, shit.
|
|
|
|
1326
|
|
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,340
|
|
I'm gonna...
|
|
|
|
1327
|
|
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,320
|
|
Can I make her invisible?
|
|
|
|
1328
|
|
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,040
|
|
Uh, I don't think you can do it to two people at the same time.
|
|
|
|
1329
|
|
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,120
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1330
|
|
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,720
|
|
Well, if he casts magic, he...
|
|
|
|
1331
|
|
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,720
|
|
Yeah, if you cast another spell, then...
|
|
|
|
1332
|
|
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,820
|
|
Summer, what do you want me to do?
|
|
|
|
1333
|
|
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:09,840
|
|
Invisibility.
|
|
|
|
1334
|
|
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,200
|
|
Well, I don't...
|
|
|
|
1335
|
|
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,820
|
|
I don't know if he noticed me jump off.
|
|
|
|
1336
|
|
00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:15,220
|
|
Who, me?
|
|
|
|
1337
|
|
00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:16,280
|
|
No, the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1338
|
|
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,260
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1339
|
|
00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:18,980
|
|
Oh, so you're okay.
|
|
|
|
1340
|
|
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:19,460
|
|
I don't think...
|
|
|
|
1341
|
|
00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:20,620
|
|
I don't think I need to be invisible.
|
|
|
|
1342
|
|
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:21,720
|
|
I would...
|
|
|
|
1343
|
|
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:22,000
|
|
Maybe...
|
|
|
|
1344
|
|
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,560
|
|
All right, then I'm gonna hit him with Magic Mountain, then.
|
|
|
|
1345
|
|
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,220
|
|
Magic Mountain, baby.
|
|
|
|
1346
|
|
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:30,580
|
|
And it's...
|
|
|
|
1347
|
|
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:31,700
|
|
I should get some advantage,
|
|
|
|
1348
|
|
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:32,960
|
|
because he can't see where I'm at,
|
|
|
|
1349
|
|
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,540
|
|
and I'm hiding.
|
|
|
|
1350
|
|
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:34,940
|
|
But that's just me.
|
|
|
|
1351
|
|
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:35,420
|
|
You do...
|
|
|
|
1352
|
|
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:35,940
|
|
You do you.
|
|
|
|
1353
|
|
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:42,520
|
|
Well, I mean,
|
|
|
|
1354
|
|
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,380
|
|
you don't really get an advantage.
|
|
|
|
1355
|
|
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,220
|
|
You just rolled...
|
|
|
|
1356
|
|
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:48,120
|
|
Uh, 3d4 plus one.
|
|
|
|
1357
|
|
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,200
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1358
|
|
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,800
|
|
Plus...
|
|
|
|
1359
|
|
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:49,840
|
|
Plus...
|
|
|
|
1360
|
|
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,220
|
|
Plus...
|
|
|
|
1361
|
|
00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:51,060
|
|
Plus four.
|
|
|
|
1362
|
|
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,240
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1363
|
|
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:52,540
|
|
What?
|
|
|
|
1364
|
|
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,380
|
|
You gotta...
|
|
|
|
1365
|
|
00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:53,840
|
|
You gotta...
|
|
|
|
1366
|
|
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,160
|
|
You throw a lot at me real quick.
|
|
|
|
1367
|
|
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,360
|
|
3d4 plus four.
|
|
|
|
1368
|
|
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,600
|
|
3d4...
|
|
|
|
1369
|
|
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:05,240
|
|
Plus four.
|
|
|
|
1370
|
|
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,060
|
|
Plus four.
|
|
|
|
1371
|
|
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:09,200
|
|
Oof.
|
|
|
|
1372
|
|
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,240
|
|
That was a pretty bad one.
|
|
|
|
1373
|
|
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,240
|
|
I know.
|
|
|
|
1374
|
|
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,820
|
|
Eight points of damage.
|
|
|
|
1375
|
|
00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:14,600
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
1376
|
|
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,560
|
|
Yeah, finally.
|
|
|
|
1377
|
|
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,800
|
|
You're back in the damage game.
|
|
|
|
1378
|
|
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,040
|
|
Back in the damage.
|
|
|
|
1379
|
|
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,100
|
|
Damaging the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1380
|
|
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,180
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1381
|
|
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,480
|
|
The dragon didn't realize
|
|
|
|
1382
|
|
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,040
|
|
that you had jumped off.
|
|
|
|
1383
|
|
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,420
|
|
So he just slams his back
|
|
|
|
1384
|
|
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:30,100
|
|
onto the ground.
|
|
|
|
1385
|
|
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:30,860
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1386
|
|
00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:34,960
|
|
And it creates a shockwave
|
|
|
|
1387
|
|
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,320
|
|
that knocks both of you prone.
|
|
|
|
1388
|
|
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,380
|
|
Ouch.
|
|
|
|
1389
|
|
00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:40,900
|
|
Summer.
|
|
|
|
1390
|
|
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,620
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1391
|
|
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,800
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1392
|
|
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,260
|
|
So I can get up, right?
|
|
|
|
1393
|
|
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:46,220
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1394
|
|
00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:47,120
|
|
I don't need to get up.
|
|
|
|
1395
|
|
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,180
|
|
I just...
|
|
|
|
1396
|
|
00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:49,880
|
|
I'd like to feed the potion to Grandpa.
|
|
|
|
1397
|
|
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,280
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1398
|
|
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,380
|
|
And that is...
|
|
|
|
1399
|
|
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,000
|
|
Roll 2d4 plus two.
|
|
|
|
1400
|
|
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,920
|
|
3d4?
|
|
|
|
1401
|
|
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,660
|
|
2d4 plus two.
|
|
|
|
1402
|
|
00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:04,500
|
|
3d4 plus two.
|
|
|
|
1403
|
|
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,840
|
|
Oh, that was another bad roll.
|
|
|
|
1404
|
|
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,700
|
|
But it does wake him up.
|
|
|
|
1405
|
|
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,260
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
1406
|
|
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:10,880
|
|
Get up!
|
|
|
|
1407
|
|
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,920
|
|
Get up, Grandpa!
|
|
|
|
1408
|
|
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,100
|
|
And I bang on his chest.
|
|
|
|
1409
|
|
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:19,000
|
|
That doesn't help him wake up.
|
|
|
|
1410
|
|
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:19,440
|
|
But...
|
|
|
|
1411
|
|
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,220
|
|
So he wakes up.
|
|
|
|
1412
|
|
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:22,600
|
|
He stands up.
|
|
|
|
1413
|
|
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,800
|
|
And he takes a swig of his flask
|
|
|
|
1414
|
|
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,940
|
|
and burps.
|
|
|
|
1415
|
|
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:30,860
|
|
Who else but Grandpa?
|
|
|
|
1416
|
|
00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:33,880
|
|
My turn again?
|
|
|
|
1417
|
|
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,600
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1418
|
|
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,560
|
|
You are no longer invisible.
|
|
|
|
1419
|
|
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,340
|
|
Oh!
|
|
|
|
1420
|
|
00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:38,620
|
|
I warn you.
|
|
|
|
1421
|
|
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,600
|
|
I, uh...
|
|
|
|
1422
|
|
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,480
|
|
I start spider climbing.
|
|
|
|
1423
|
|
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,960
|
|
On the wall to get away.
|
|
|
|
1424
|
|
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,940
|
|
Is that a cantrip?
|
|
|
|
1425
|
|
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:49,760
|
|
How many spells have you used?
|
|
|
|
1426
|
|
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,440
|
|
I've used...
|
|
|
|
1427
|
|
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,960
|
|
This is the fourth one, right?
|
|
|
|
1428
|
|
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,040
|
|
Actually, I think I've already used three of the...
|
|
|
|
1429
|
|
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:56,720
|
|
In a second.
|
|
|
|
1430
|
|
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:57,300
|
|
You're right.
|
|
|
|
1431
|
|
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,800
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1432
|
|
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,020
|
|
So you're out of spider climbs?
|
|
|
|
1433
|
|
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:03,660
|
|
Three...
|
|
|
|
1434
|
|
00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:03,940
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1435
|
|
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:07,180
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1436
|
|
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:07,840
|
|
I'm not a second.
|
|
|
|
1437
|
|
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,620
|
|
All spells.
|
|
|
|
1438
|
|
00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:09,920
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1439
|
|
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,120
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1440
|
|
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,120
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1441
|
|
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,020
|
|
I do...
|
|
|
|
1442
|
|
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:16,700
|
|
So you've got, what?
|
|
|
|
1443
|
|
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,560
|
|
Three more first-level spells?
|
|
|
|
1444
|
|
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,940
|
|
Is the dragon looking at me?
|
|
|
|
1445
|
|
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,340
|
|
Is he close to me at all?
|
|
|
|
1446
|
|
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:25,320
|
|
Uh, he's not exactly close,
|
|
|
|
1447
|
|
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,580
|
|
but he's not exactly far.
|
|
|
|
1448
|
|
00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,940
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1449
|
|
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,000
|
|
What's our game plan?
|
|
|
|
1450
|
|
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,540
|
|
What's our game plan?
|
|
|
|
1451
|
|
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:33,760
|
|
My game...
|
|
|
|
1452
|
|
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,580
|
|
Well, I don't...
|
|
|
|
1453
|
|
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:35,840
|
|
Can we talk from this far away?
|
|
|
|
1454
|
|
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,100
|
|
But I guess out of character,
|
|
|
|
1455
|
|
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,640
|
|
my game plan was to wake up Grandpa.
|
|
|
|
1456
|
|
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,500
|
|
He's, he's, uh, you know,
|
|
|
|
1457
|
|
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,480
|
|
very good at this shit.
|
|
|
|
1458
|
|
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,980
|
|
He's, he was like,
|
|
|
|
1459
|
|
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,780
|
|
he was like doing...
|
|
|
|
1460
|
|
00:49:44,780 --> 00:49:45,940
|
|
30 damage before.
|
|
|
|
1461
|
|
00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:48,040
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1462
|
|
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,060
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1463
|
|
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,880
|
|
I don't really have a plan besides that,
|
|
|
|
1464
|
|
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,260
|
|
except to keep shooting with arrows.
|
|
|
|
1465
|
|
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:56,460
|
|
What about if I use prostitutation,
|
|
|
|
1466
|
|
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,140
|
|
like, and make like a...
|
|
|
|
1467
|
|
00:49:58,140 --> 00:50:00,280
|
|
uh, uh, like a loud noise,
|
|
|
|
1468
|
|
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,020
|
|
like in the air,
|
|
|
|
1469
|
|
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,940
|
|
like a, like a magician might make?
|
|
|
|
1470
|
|
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,320
|
|
Would that wake up Grandpa?
|
|
|
|
1471
|
|
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,300
|
|
He's...
|
|
|
|
1472
|
|
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,060
|
|
Grandpa's already awake.
|
|
|
|
1473
|
|
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:06,800
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1474
|
|
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,540
|
|
Well, then I don't know
|
|
|
|
1475
|
|
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:08,340
|
|
what I'm supposed to do then.
|
|
|
|
1476
|
|
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:09,240
|
|
Run away.
|
|
|
|
1477
|
|
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:14,620
|
|
Maybe I can lead the dragon away.
|
|
|
|
1478
|
|
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:15,980
|
|
I'd make it pretty good prey.
|
|
|
|
1479
|
|
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:16,640
|
|
Well, I mean,
|
|
|
|
1480
|
|
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,660
|
|
all we needed to do
|
|
|
|
1481
|
|
00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:20,480
|
|
is not attack Grandpa dead again.
|
|
|
|
1482
|
|
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,780
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1483
|
|
00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:22,580
|
|
That would be helpful.
|
|
|
|
1484
|
|
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,320
|
|
Well, then I'm going to hit it
|
|
|
|
1485
|
|
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,220
|
|
with a magic mount
|
|
|
|
1486
|
|
00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:26,800
|
|
to the place.
|
|
|
|
1487
|
|
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,400
|
|
Uh, so you're...
|
|
|
|
1488
|
|
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,540
|
|
Okay, so then...
|
|
|
|
1489
|
|
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:35,080
|
|
That's my third mount.
|
|
|
|
1490
|
|
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,260
|
|
That's my third one, right?
|
|
|
|
1491
|
|
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:37,160
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1492
|
|
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,320
|
|
So you only have one more left.
|
|
|
|
1493
|
|
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:39,980
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1494
|
|
00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:40,900
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1495
|
|
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:42,980
|
|
So roll 3d4 plus 4.
|
|
|
|
1496
|
|
00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:52,720
|
|
I did not do that right.
|
|
|
|
1497
|
|
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:52,720
|
|
Oh.
|
|
|
|
1498
|
|
00:50:52,720 --> 00:51:01,100
|
|
4.75.
|
|
|
|
1499
|
|
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,900
|
|
What did I do?
|
|
|
|
1500
|
|
00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:03,840
|
|
Oh, sorry.
|
|
|
|
1501
|
|
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:12,220
|
|
Now that we've got that cleared up.
|
|
|
|
1502
|
|
00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:17,960
|
|
There we go.
|
|
|
|
1503
|
|
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,920
|
|
Doing 11 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
1504
|
|
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,880
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
1505
|
|
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,880
|
|
Get him, child.
|
|
|
|
1506
|
|
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,920
|
|
It is the green dragon's turn.
|
|
|
|
1507
|
|
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,020
|
|
And he's going to roll over
|
|
|
|
1508
|
|
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,460
|
|
and seeing that Rick is now awake,
|
|
|
|
1509
|
|
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:35,320
|
|
he's going to...
|
|
|
|
1510
|
|
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
|
|
to...
|
|
|
|
1511
|
|
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,320
|
|
claw...
|
|
|
|
1512
|
|
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,820
|
|
at Rick.
|
|
|
|
1513
|
|
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,740
|
|
He didn't even like my attack?
|
|
|
|
1514
|
|
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:46,060
|
|
I shot him with a magic missile.
|
|
|
|
1515
|
|
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:47,140
|
|
That should have spooked him.
|
|
|
|
1516
|
|
00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,140
|
|
It didn't distract him at all?
|
|
|
|
1517
|
|
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,120
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1518
|
|
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,800
|
|
That stupid dragon.
|
|
|
|
1519
|
|
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,820
|
|
That dragon doesn't know
|
|
|
|
1520
|
|
00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:53,360
|
|
what he's missing.
|
|
|
|
1521
|
|
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,100
|
|
Well, we're fucked
|
|
|
|
1522
|
|
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,180
|
|
if it kills Rick again,
|
|
|
|
1523
|
|
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:55,840
|
|
which it will.
|
|
|
|
1524
|
|
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,040
|
|
We just have to hope
|
|
|
|
1525
|
|
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:57,640
|
|
it doesn't hit.
|
|
|
|
1526
|
|
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,820
|
|
No, it's not fine!
|
|
|
|
1527
|
|
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,460
|
|
It's all fine.
|
|
|
|
1528
|
|
00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:01,740
|
|
It hits him.
|
|
|
|
1529
|
|
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:02,360
|
|
Great.
|
|
|
|
1530
|
|
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,480
|
|
Is he dead?
|
|
|
|
1531
|
|
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:09,360
|
|
He dead, dog.
|
|
|
|
1532
|
|
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:14,980
|
|
Doing 4 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
1533
|
|
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:19,560
|
|
Summer.
|
|
|
|
1534
|
|
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,460
|
|
That means you only got
|
|
|
|
1535
|
|
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:22,360
|
|
one hit point left.
|
|
|
|
1536
|
|
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,380
|
|
can I...
|
|
|
|
1537
|
|
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:26,980
|
|
can I...
|
|
|
|
1538
|
|
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:27,360
|
|
Rick,
|
|
|
|
1539
|
|
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,900
|
|
can I do...
|
|
|
|
1540
|
|
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,340
|
|
can I give him
|
|
|
|
1541
|
|
00:52:31,340 --> 00:52:32,340
|
|
health
|
|
|
|
1542
|
|
00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:34,500
|
|
by loving him
|
|
|
|
1543
|
|
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,160
|
|
as a granddaughter?
|
|
|
|
1544
|
|
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,300
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1545
|
|
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,840
|
|
Where is he at
|
|
|
|
1546
|
|
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,680
|
|
in the initiative order?
|
|
|
|
1547
|
|
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,400
|
|
He's after me.
|
|
|
|
1548
|
|
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,220
|
|
He was anyway.
|
|
|
|
1549
|
|
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:40,400
|
|
He's after you.
|
|
|
|
1550
|
|
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,260
|
|
Okay, he's...
|
|
|
|
1551
|
|
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:42,440
|
|
can you unkill him then
|
|
|
|
1552
|
|
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:42,860
|
|
or something?
|
|
|
|
1553
|
|
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:43,640
|
|
Because he's not in the...
|
|
|
|
1554
|
|
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,800
|
|
Oh, I made him invisible.
|
|
|
|
1555
|
|
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,780
|
|
There we go.
|
|
|
|
1556
|
|
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,780
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1557
|
|
00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:50,920
|
|
Grandpa,
|
|
|
|
1558
|
|
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,420
|
|
can I help you
|
|
|
|
1559
|
|
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:53,220
|
|
in the next attack
|
|
|
|
1560
|
|
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:53,540
|
|
somehow?
|
|
|
|
1561
|
|
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:58,080
|
|
No, you don't
|
|
|
|
1562
|
|
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,900
|
|
have any magic.
|
|
|
|
1563
|
|
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:00,500
|
|
No, I don't.
|
|
|
|
1564
|
|
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,880
|
|
Magic's for losers.
|
|
|
|
1565
|
|
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,740
|
|
All right,
|
|
|
|
1566
|
|
00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:03,440
|
|
I guess I'll just
|
|
|
|
1567
|
|
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,420
|
|
shoot the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1568
|
|
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,380
|
|
It's really the only
|
|
|
|
1569
|
|
00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:05,920
|
|
thing I can do.
|
|
|
|
1570
|
|
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,100
|
|
All right,
|
|
|
|
1571
|
|
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:07,840
|
|
using one of your
|
|
|
|
1572
|
|
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,680
|
|
two arrows left?
|
|
|
|
1573
|
|
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,700
|
|
Three arrows left?
|
|
|
|
1574
|
|
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:09,900
|
|
Sorry.
|
|
|
|
1575
|
|
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:10,580
|
|
three, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1576
|
|
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:12,040
|
|
Shoot the dragon!
|
|
|
|
1577
|
|
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,700
|
|
Uh...
|
|
|
|
1578
|
|
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:16,280
|
|
1d20 plus eight.
|
|
|
|
1579
|
|
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:16,420
|
|
Oh, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1580
|
|
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:24,460
|
|
Okay, that hits.
|
|
|
|
1581
|
|
00:53:24,460 --> 00:53:28,000
|
|
Rolled 1d10 plus three.
|
|
|
|
1582
|
|
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:34,700
|
|
I almost rolled a d103.
|
|
|
|
1583
|
|
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:38,420
|
|
6 points of damage.
|
|
|
|
1584
|
|
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:40,280
|
|
And he's dead.
|
|
|
|
1585
|
|
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:40,900
|
|
Hooray.
|
|
|
|
1586
|
|
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:41,840
|
|
The villagers celebrate.
|
|
|
|
1587
|
|
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,400
|
|
He does die.
|
|
|
|
1588
|
|
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:45,820
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
|
|
1589
|
|
00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:46,620
|
|
I killed him!
|
|
|
|
1590
|
|
00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:51,620
|
|
Oh, I gotta find my...
|
|
|
|
1591
|
|
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:59,780
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1592
|
|
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:01,300
|
|
I'm in control.
|
|
|
|
1593
|
|
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,160
|
|
Hell yeah, dogs.
|
|
|
|
1594
|
|
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:02,820
|
|
I'm back.
|
|
|
|
1595
|
|
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:04,220
|
|
Gygack Ricks!
|
|
|
|
1596
|
|
00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:05,840
|
|
All of you look around
|
|
|
|
1597
|
|
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,620
|
|
at the carnage and think,
|
|
|
|
1598
|
|
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:07,820
|
|
wow, Rick was the true
|
|
|
|
1599
|
|
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:09,000
|
|
hero all along.
|
|
|
|
1600
|
|
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,420
|
|
long story short,
|
|
|
|
1601
|
|
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:11,980
|
|
I love...
|
|
|
|
1602
|
|
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:12,420
|
|
Wait, Rick wasn't
|
|
|
|
1603
|
|
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:13,060
|
|
the true hero.
|
|
|
|
1604
|
|
00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:13,600
|
|
He didn't...
|
|
|
|
1605
|
|
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,040
|
|
...get captured by a
|
|
|
|
1606
|
|
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:14,960
|
|
real piece of shit,
|
|
|
|
1607
|
|
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,600
|
|
multidimensional entity.
|
|
|
|
1608
|
|
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,540
|
|
And not that you ask,
|
|
|
|
1609
|
|
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:19,520
|
|
but my name is Chad.
|
|
|
|
1610
|
|
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,400
|
|
It's been horny to
|
|
|
|
1611
|
|
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,300
|
|
capture me and put my
|
|
|
|
1612
|
|
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,040
|
|
brain in a jar for
|
|
|
|
1613
|
|
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,920
|
|
like 20 years now.
|
|
|
|
1614
|
|
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,680
|
|
Thanks to your
|
|
|
|
1615
|
|
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:25,900
|
|
distraction, I sabotaged
|
|
|
|
1616
|
|
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,140
|
|
its whole shit and
|
|
|
|
1617
|
|
00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:28,740
|
|
sent its spider back
|
|
|
|
1618
|
|
00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:29,540
|
|
through the last few
|
|
|
|
1619
|
|
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:30,520
|
|
dozen dimensions it's
|
|
|
|
1620
|
|
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,260
|
|
formed its way through.
|
|
|
|
1621
|
|
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:32,840
|
|
So needless to say,
|
|
|
|
1622
|
|
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,540
|
|
it won't be bothering
|
|
|
|
1623
|
|
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:34,340
|
|
me anytime soon.
|
|
|
|
1624
|
|
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,380
|
|
Rick looks extremely
|
|
|
|
1625
|
|
00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:39,680
|
|
satisfied with himself.
|
|
|
|
1626
|
|
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,400
|
|
At least until rocks
|
|
|
|
1627
|
|
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,380
|
|
start falling from the
|
|
|
|
1628
|
|
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:42,640
|
|
ceiling.
|
|
|
|
1629
|
|
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,500
|
|
Oh, right.
|
|
|
|
1630
|
|
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,000
|
|
We do have about
|
|
|
|
1631
|
|
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,920
|
|
30 seconds to get out
|
|
|
|
1632
|
|
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,300
|
|
of here before
|
|
|
|
1633
|
|
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:47,860
|
|
everything comes
|
|
|
|
1634
|
|
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:48,760
|
|
crumbling down and
|
|
|
|
1635
|
|
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,340
|
|
we end up trapped
|
|
|
|
1636
|
|
00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:50,300
|
|
here for eternity.
|
|
|
|
1637
|
|
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,620
|
|
Eternity?
|
|
|
|
1638
|
|
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,700
|
|
Rick removes an
|
|
|
|
1639
|
|
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:53,620
|
|
ingenious looking piece
|
|
|
|
1640
|
|
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:54,380
|
|
of technology from
|
|
|
|
1641
|
|
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:55,200
|
|
his robes and points
|
|
|
|
1642
|
|
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:55,840
|
|
it towards the wall.
|
|
|
|
1643
|
|
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,280
|
|
A sickly green portal
|
|
|
|
1644
|
|
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:57,740
|
|
appears.
|
|
|
|
1645
|
|
00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:59,260
|
|
As he runs towards it,
|
|
|
|
1646
|
|
00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:00,400
|
|
he calls out to the
|
|
|
|
1647
|
|
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:00,700
|
|
party,
|
|
|
|
1648
|
|
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,940
|
|
last one out is a
|
|
|
|
1649
|
|
00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:02,560
|
|
rotten egg.
|
|
|
|
1650
|
|
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,500
|
|
Oh, that sounds
|
|
|
|
1651
|
|
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,020
|
|
like Rick.
|
|
|
|
1652
|
|
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:06,780
|
|
I run towards the
|
|
|
|
1653
|
|
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:07,080
|
|
portal.
|
|
|
|
1654
|
|
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,320
|
|
All right, you go
|
|
|
|
1655
|
|
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:08,920
|
|
through the portal?
|
|
|
|
1656
|
|
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,260
|
|
I think it's bullshit
|
|
|
|
1657
|
|
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:12,900
|
|
that he took all the
|
|
|
|
1658
|
|
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:13,660
|
|
credit for killing the
|
|
|
|
1659
|
|
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:13,980
|
|
dragon.
|
|
|
|
1660
|
|
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:15,700
|
|
He was sleeping for
|
|
|
|
1661
|
|
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:16,320
|
|
most of it.
|
|
|
|
1662
|
|
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,700
|
|
Does that not track?
|
|
|
|
1663
|
|
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:21,160
|
|
I'm going to jump
|
|
|
|
1664
|
|
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,340
|
|
through the portal too.
|
|
|
|
1665
|
|
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:23,940
|
|
Jump.
|
|
|
|
1666
|
|
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,380
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1667
|
|
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:25,640
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1668
|
|
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:25,700
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1669
|
|
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:25,780
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1670
|
|
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:39,700
|
|
All right, that's it.
|
|
|
|
1671
|
|
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:40,940
|
|
The characters
|
|
|
|
1672
|
|
00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:46,380
|
|
going through the portal
|
|
|
|
1673
|
|
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,080
|
|
find themselves sitting
|
|
|
|
1674
|
|
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,200
|
|
around a table in the
|
|
|
|
1675
|
|
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,300
|
|
Smith family dining room
|
|
|
|
1676
|
|
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:51,780
|
|
including Meatface,
|
|
|
|
1677
|
|
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,160
|
|
who is of course a
|
|
|
|
1678
|
|
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:53,940
|
|
beloved family friend
|
|
|
|
1679
|
|
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:54,640
|
|
and a character we've
|
|
|
|
1680
|
|
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,600
|
|
all grown fond of over
|
|
|
|
1681
|
|
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,080
|
|
the years.
|
|
|
|
1682
|
|
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,960
|
|
Ah, Meatface.
|
|
|
|
1683
|
|
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,360
|
|
Oh, I remember
|
|
|
|
1684
|
|
00:55:59,360 --> 00:55:59,940
|
|
Meatface.
|
|
|
|
1685
|
|
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:00,920
|
|
Yep.
|
|
|
|
1686
|
|
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,640
|
|
You beat it.
|
|
|
|
1687
|
|
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,640
|
|
You beat the dragon.
|
|
|
|
1688
|
|
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,760
|
|
That was a lot easier
|
|
|
|
1689
|
|
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,880
|
|
than Frankie Frames.
|
|
|
|
1690
|
|
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,840
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1691
|
|
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,380
|
|
It was.
|
|
|
|
1692
|
|
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:14,100
|
|
Good job.
|
|
|
|
1693
|
|
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,260
|
|
You guys figured out
|
|
|
|
1694
|
|
00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:16,740
|
|
my puzzle.
|
|
|
|
1695
|
|
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:19,040
|
|
What was a puzzle?
|
|
|
|
1696
|
|
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:32,280
|
|
What was a puzzle?
|
|
|