rpg-static-site/content/transcripts/s03e08.srt

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There's a rabbit in the backyard.

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Really?

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Is that code?

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Do you have to poop?

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Is that a window?

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I thought it was a laptop.

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What?

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What?

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The light?

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You look like you're looking directly at the screen.

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No, there's a rabbit in the backyard.

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He's a big one.

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He's a big one.

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So big in these binoculars?

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You have bears.

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No, I'm just kidding.

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The dingleberries.

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About the rabbit?

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Yeah.

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So you made it up?

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No, he's there.

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He's eating something.

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I don't know what, though.

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He's hopping.

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Oh, he's coming close.

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Bridget, get ready.

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He's coming for my wife.

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Prepare to intercept.

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I promised I would tell everyone that Brandon killed a spider for me about five minutes ago.

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And it was scary.

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It was a big spider.

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And he just pounded it with his fist.

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Did he even get like a shoe?

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No.

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I was the shoe.

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Did he let out a battle cry?

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No, but I definitely.

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It was silent yet deadly.

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Skylar, I am the shoe.

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Toe the line, Skylar.

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There's a party here in Duskfall, and you've been invited.

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Well, not so much as invited, as much as lied and snuck in under false pretenses.

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In a convoluted plot that would make Agatha Christie proud, our heroes have snuck into what manner?

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To steal a priceless artifact and replace it with another.

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Why?

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Because I'm the DM.

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That's why.

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So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected.

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They've broken up to search for clues.

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Squish and Lady Amora head to the basement to look for the artifact.

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Juckles has gassed out the host and is now making his way upstairs.

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And the captain has created a scene and is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library.

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But is there more going on?

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Why does Lady Amora want to find the artifact?

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And who are the other guests at the party?

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Why are there multiple demons in the house?

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Are there multiple demons in the house?

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I saw a lot of spooky things when I went to tuning.

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Oh, why can't the captain capture ghosts?

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And how many onions are in Juckles' hat?

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That's a need-to-know basis.

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The world may never know.

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No.

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No, not even Juckles knows how many onions are in his hat.

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Because they multiply up there.

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Oh, they're getting freaky on your head?

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Yeah, onion sex.

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My God.

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That sounds really layered.

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You joke, but one time, well, not one time.

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It happens a lot.

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I have potatoes in a cabinet and I forget about them.

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And then I go to touch the potato and they've got all these weird, disgusting eyes on them.

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They have more potatoes?

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Yeah, it's disgusting.

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And I honestly, it creeps me out.

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So I throw the whole bag away.

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Oh, we still eat them.

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I get, I get, I get icked.

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Yeah.

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I just pull those off and eat them.

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See, I like my potatoes out of a bag.

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Heat up in the microwave.

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Some water thrown on them.

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Like the astronauts did.

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There's still astronauts though.

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Well, they did that too.

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They do that and did that.

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I used to do drugs.

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I still do, but I used to too.

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Oh, is that Mitch Hedberg?

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Mitch Hedberg, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, anyway, welcome.

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You guys are, I hope you had a good two weeks.

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I did not listen back, but it did sound like you guys did.

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I listened to the end because I was looking for a spot to end it.

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And I did hear the gassing out, which was very funny.

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I laughed at my own joke.

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We hid in a bush drinking and smoking cigarettes, waiting for the wait staff to come out.

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We smoked all our trick cigarettes.

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And Squish came out.

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I was like, what have you guys been doing?

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And we were like, you've been smoking and drinking cigarettes.

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There was a half-hearted plan of getting a really long trench coat.

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But yeah, I do have a note on here that says denim tuxedo.

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I think Squish, that's what you're wearing.

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Yeah, that's my fancy wear.

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Oh man, that should have been the name of the episode.

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Smoking and drinking cigarettes.

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Smoking and drinking cigarettes.

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I mean, really, that's just a good party.

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Is it though?

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This pen's not good, I'll tell you what.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'm going to change the name of the episode.

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Perfect.

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We'll probably remember it more.

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Right.

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Instead of this is my fancy shirt.

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It was his fancy shirt though.

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It was just a shirt that said tuxedo on it.

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It wasn't even a picture of a tuxedo.

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It just said tuxedo.

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I mean, that's pretty fancy.

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I didn't expect to see that.

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Yeah.

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I expected to see a red frock coat.

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Yep.

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That's always an occasion.

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More like red frock dress.

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I mean, one man's dress is another man's frock coat.

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What's the frock part?

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It's the, you know, part of the whole ensemble.

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Oh, that means he doesn't have a flying fig.

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It's the name of the company.

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The frock company.

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And they make it out of fresh frock.

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Now, shut the frock up, all right?

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About my damn coat.

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It's a formal men's coat characterized by a knee-length skirt.

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It doesn't say what the frock is.

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It means for frocking?

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I mean, we could always use it as a verb.

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I mean, it seems like that could work in this world.

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Perhaps inspired by the then-casual country leisure wear frock.

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Oh, man.

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This is a deep, deep lore behind this coat.

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All right.

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I have to turn this off.

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, there they are.

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I didn't know if that worked for a second.

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Oh, who died?

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Nothing.

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We're starting now.

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Oh.

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It's a birth.

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It's like a race, you know, like a shotgun race.

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What are they?

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I don't know.

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It doesn't matter.

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Anyway.

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It's going to be a sweet-ass race where they just blast a shotgun into the air.

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You guys are in Watt Manor.

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You're trying to steal stuff.

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I think everyone's got a pretty good idea of where they're at, right?

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Does anyone need a refresher?

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Brandon, Captain.

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You're in the library reading on top of a pile of books, reading some of them.

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I'm pretending I'm passed out and I'm actually drunk, so I'm trying to get in character right now.

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Chuckles, you just SPD'd your way to a staircase to go upstairs.

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And speaking of staircases, Squish and Lady Amoria are about to head downstairs.

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So, who'd like to go first?

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The gang's splitting up.

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Split the...

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Let's split up and search for clues.

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That's some Scooby-Doo shit.

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Split the party.

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Split the party.

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Um, I...

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I don't know.

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I don't know what's going to be more...

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More...

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Andy said he had a plan.

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He told me to.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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No, just in case that there was a demon.

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Well, there is a demon, I found out.

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There's multiple demons.

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Yeah.

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Ding-dang demons.

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There's two that he felt on this floor.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Well, then I'm going to walk downstairs with Amora.

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All right.

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That's Amora.

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Basement time.

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Y'all can see the basement?

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Oh, sweet Jesus.

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There's a pentagram.

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I can see it, yeah.

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Brandon, you can see it?

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The pentagram?

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Uh, yeah.

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One big pentagram.

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Yeah, so you, uh, you walk down the stairs to the basement.

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It makes kind of a sharp turn to the side.

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Uh, and you kind of come to just a general, uh, basement landing.

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It's just a basement room.

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There's a long hallway that extends forward with some openings on either side.

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All right.

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All right.

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Uh, Lady Amora is not 100% convinced about being down here.

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She kind of keeps, like, looking back over her shoulder.

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You know, we really, really shouldn't be down here.

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We probably should go back and join the party.

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Uh.

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Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the artifact is down here.

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Are you sure?

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Because.

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No.

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That's not what.

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That's not what.

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That's not.

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No.

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That's not what I heard, but.

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What did you hear?

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Well, I don't know.

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I didn't hear anything.

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But, I mean, why would they keep it in the basement?

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Well, where else would they keep it?

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It's not anywhere on the main floor.

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What, did you guys look on the main floor?

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No, the maid told me.

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Oh.

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Told one of us.

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I think she told Chuckles, who then told it to you while you were eavesdropping on him.

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And while he was also eavesdropping on you.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Oh, that old bit.

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So, I want to ask her, why are you interested in finding the artifact?

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I honestly wanted to buy it straight off of Watt.

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I didn't want to do any of this auctioning.

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I'm not a big believer in violence and competition like that.

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I just thought if I could just pay for it, he'd give it to me.

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But wouldn't you know it, he's just not agreeable to that.

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What a dick.

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Something about owing a debt to the red sashes and all this, and I don't really care.

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All right.

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Well, I'll tell you what, if the artifact is down here, you can have it.

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Well, you can buy it from me, because I'm going to steal it.

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Why do you want to steal it?

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I got paid to.

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By who?

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I don't remember his name.

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Do you know this guy is real, or did you imagine him?

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No, he's real.

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My buddies saw him, too.

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They talked to him, I swear.

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Was your buddy the one that collapsed on the bookshelf, sobbing?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I had him do that to cause a distraction for us to get down here.

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Thanks for the cover, dude.

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00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:25,080
All right.

270
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,760
So I want to just keep walking.

271
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:30,140
Is it lit down here?

272
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,160
It's lit well enough.

273
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,580
It's not, like, super bright, but, I mean, there's enough that you can, there's nothing

274
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,760
that I pop out and scream at you or anything.

275
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,620
Okay.

276
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:42,480
Because you're walking along, and the first kind of section, the doorway you get to onto

277
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:48,660
the left-hand side is just a room filled with some general, like, artifacts and, you know,

278
00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:51,200
pictures of family.

279
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,480
But not the artifact I'm looking for.

280
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,820
No.

281
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:56,300
No.

282
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,900
It's definitely, like, a very dusty-looking room.

283
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,860
It doesn't look like anyone's been there in a while.

284
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,020
It's more of a storage area than anything.

285
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:03,580
Sorry.

286
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:08,280
Tap Amoria on the shoulder.

287
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,080
Like, see?

288
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,840
There are artifacts down here.

289
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:17,120
She looks in them and kind of rifles through them, and she goes, these are all just about

290
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,920
the Watt family.

291
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,620
Like, Watt family.

292
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,120
She pulls out a scrapbook that says Watt family vacation, 79.

293
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,080
What century?

294
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,100
Just a scrapbook full of their pictures.

295
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:31,160
Well, in this world or in general?

296
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,700
The vacation.

297
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,840
79.

298
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,320
Just 79 AD?

299
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,780
Well, you know how they do, like, the comma year.

300
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,540
Right.

301
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,460
But what is the comma year?

302
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,980
It's like 20X1, man.

303
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,080
It's like, you know.

304
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:47,780
All right.

305
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,680
I'm in the past.

306
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,460
I broke the illusion.

307
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:54,480
What year is it?

308
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,160
What year are we in?

309
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,020
It's around the Victorian times without being in the name on Earth.

310
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,280
We're in 546 since the fall of the Emperor.

311
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,520
Oh, okay.

312
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,460
So we do have a time.

313
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,040
No, you don't.

314
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,020
I made that up.

315
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,960
We would have believed that.

316
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:18,400
She pulls out boxes and rifles through them, and it's like baby's first, you know, haircut,

317
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:26,300
you know, great aunt Uncle Winnie's, you know, college papers, and just kind of general family

318
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:26,660
joke.

319
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,960
Save some of that hair.

320
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,320
All right.

321
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,120
She passes the bag of hair to you.

322
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,740
I put it in my pocket.

323
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,060
Or under my hat.

324
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,280
Put it in my butt.

325
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,240
My butt.

326
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,340
All right.

327
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,000
How much hair was there?

328
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,780
Like, how much hair did baby have?

329
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,980
It had an entire bag.

330
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:53,940
The Watts are notoriously famous for being born with full heads of hair.

331
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,940
Full mullets.

332
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,180
Right out of the womb.

333
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:57,880
All right.

334
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,980
All right.

335
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,320
I just start walking away.

336
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,540
Towards the bag.

337
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:11,800
You pass some empty, well, it's a dungeon, but you just pass some empty cells.

338
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:17,360
There's nobody really in there, but, you know, there's like hay on the floor and some just general detritus.

339
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,120
I don't know what that means.

340
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,680
Garbage.

341
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,320
Oh.

342
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,900
Why couldn't you just say garbage?

343
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:32,840
One room beyond that is a, well, it's called a secret room, but it's just kind of a warehouse.

344
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:39,080
There's like a working table, a bench table on it, some boxes covered with...

345
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:39,580
Back here?

346
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,660
Fabric.

347
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:40,880
Yeah.

348
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:41,520
Okay.

349
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,060
Back here.

350
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:43,240
Yep.

351
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:43,800
Right we're here.

352
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,300
No guards or anything, huh?

353
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,400
Nope.

354
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,340
There's nobody down here.

355
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,000
Oh.

356
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,620
Okay.

357
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,560
Can I do a survey roll?

358
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,760
Yeah.

359
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,060
Go ahead.

360
00:14:52,060 --> 00:15:04,780
Risky standard?

361
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,140
Yeah.

362
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,080
It's fairly well lit.

363
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,560
It's a pretty normal area.

364
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:14,260
Oh.

365
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,100
Well.

366
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,380
What was that?

367
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:16,720
A three?

368
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,760
Because my screen just broke.

369
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,660
Yeah.

370
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:22,340
It doesn't look, there's nothing really of note in here.

371
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,080
It just looks very dusty.

372
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:32,980
You do notice that there is kind of some footprints leading over to, from one passageway, like on

373
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:37,260
the left-hand side, over to the other, just directly across the hall.

374
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,680
Like, they didn't stop in this room.

375
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,420
They just went from right across.

376
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:45,560
But Amori is getting more and more antsy, and she's just like, I really don't think we

377
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,320
need to be down here.

378
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,780
People are looking for me upstairs.

379
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,700
We really just need to turn around and just head back up the stairs.

380
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,280
And she kind of starts pulling on your arm.

381
00:15:56,780 --> 00:16:00,100
I think there's just, I think there's only like one more room to check out.

382
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:06,300
I really, I really don't think we need to keep looking.

383
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,940
I mean, it's pretty, nobody's down here.

384
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,420
I mean, you don't see anything, right?

385
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:13,920
No, you see these footprints and the dust that are not mine, I assume.

386
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,180
No, they're not yours.

387
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:20,140
Uh, yeah.

388
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,980
Uh, she really is just kind of antsy.

389
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,440
And she's like, if you don't turn around, I will.

390
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,640
And I will let Watt know exactly what we're doing.

391
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,280
And he'll bring guards down here.

392
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,020
And throw you out and throw your friends out.

393
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,560
Oh, okay.

394
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,480
All right, well, I guess we'll go back.

395
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,700
You gonna turn around?

396
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,780
Yeah, I'll turn around.

397
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,900
Oh.

398
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:53,600
And you're gonna head back up to the top.

399
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,900
Slowly.

400
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,180
Bridget, when you...

401
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:58,820
You're slowly.

402
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,720
When you turn your microphone, it sounds like you're farting.

403
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,720
Oh, I'm so sorry.

404
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,020
I just didn't want to hear you...

405
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,860
You had to make you listen to me drink.

406
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,300
Well, I don't want to hear that either.

407
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,780
But I also don't want to hear you fart.

408
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,540
It shatters the illusion.

409
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:16,440
I mean, or does it?

410
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,400
I mean...

411
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,440
Oh, right.

412
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:24,960
All right.

413
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,940
So you head back upstairs,

414
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,480
Back to the library.

415
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,600
Uh, Chuckles, what are you, uh...

416
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,200
What are you up to?

417
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,680
Well, uh...

418
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,120
I farted my way because it was a distraction, right?

419
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,320
Yes.

420
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,120
Um...

421
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:42,740
And, uh...

422
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,600
You were going upstairs.

423
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,340
Yeah, I was sort of, like, slinking upstairs.

424
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,460
You know, like when someone, like, hugs the wall and, like,

425
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,640
sneaks up the stairs.

426
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,760
Uh...

427
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:57,220
Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm doing up here.

428
00:17:57,220 --> 00:18:00,800
I'm looking for the artifact, but not really sure where to start.

429
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,900
Um...

430
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,100
I snuck up here without really thinking about why I was sneaking up here.

431
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,080
But just that we got to cover a lot of ground.

432
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,200
Uh...

433
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,940
So you, uh...

434
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,320
Sneak up the stairs and you get to the top floor.

435
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,180
Um...

436
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,060
If you, like, towards your, uh...

437
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,980
If you're coming out of the stairs and you're here...

438
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,160
I'll drop you on here.

439
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,100
All right.

440
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,900
Uh...

441
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,340
If you're here...

442
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,600
Can I do a flashback?

443
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,720
I think I want to do?

444
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,660
Okay.

445
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,000
Yes.

446
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,820
Right before we split up getting into the house,

447
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,820
because Andy went through the front door...

448
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,060
Squish went through the front door,

449
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:38,260
and me and...

450
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,880
the captain were gonna hide in the bushes.

451
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:46,580
We talked about our plan about, like, meeting up.

452
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:49,260
Like, if we split up again...

453
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,740
Like, we were gonna meet up and then split up again

454
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,120
to cover more ground in the house.

455
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,340
Um...

456
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,280
I would like to put, like, a timer somehow

457
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,740
that we know that we're gonna meet back up

458
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,300
at a certain time in a certain place.

459
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:05,780
Do you wanna flash that out?

460
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,760
Yeah.

461
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,280
Okay.

462
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:08,700
All right.

463
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,100
So...

464
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,700
So...

465
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,520
All right.

466
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,900
So we act out.

467
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,040
You guys go over there.

468
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,380
Behind.

469
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,960
And I'll come up...

470
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,340
Or I'll...

471
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,460
I'll go in...

472
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:17,920
And I'll...

473
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,880
I'll find a door that we can go through.

474
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,100
Okay.

475
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:22,780
So...

476
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:23,200
Wait.

477
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,220
What are you doing, Andy?

478
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:27,100
I'm trying to play into the flashback.

479
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,180
You're in the flashback.

480
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:28,740
Yes.

481
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,260
Okay.

482
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,200
All right.

483
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:30,580
Yeah.

484
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,880
I assume we're gonna have to Scooby-Doo this

485
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,680
at some point and split up

486
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,000
and cover some ground.

487
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,080
That is probably a good idea.

488
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,880
Or a good thought.

489
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,100
All right.

490
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,480
Um...

491
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:46,100
We should meet back at some particular time

492
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,560
in a particular place.

493
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,920
Um...

494
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,500
Maybe we'll meet back up in the kitchen?

495
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,220
You wanna do the kitchen?

496
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,740
Well, we didn't...

497
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:56,500
I don't remember.

498
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,840
Were you walking in as part of the wait staff?

499
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,160
Me?

500
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,460
No.

501
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,040
Okay.

502
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,740
Were we walking in as part of the wait staff?

503
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,900
We had one invite, so I went in.

504
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,740
Oh, okay.

505
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,540
And then I just went out to the back

506
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,240
where the wait staff were smoking

507
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,100
and let you guys in.

508
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,080
Oh, I see.

509
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:11,400
All right.

510
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,140
Well, then...

511
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,340
Maybe we should just wait...

512
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,060
I don't know.

513
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,520
Where do you think we should...

514
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,360
should meet, Captain?

515
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:20,920
Um...

516
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,560
I don't know.

517
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:26,240
What about, like, in front of the bathroom?

518
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,820
The bush?

519
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,760
In front of the bathroom.

520
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,560
Oh, yes.

521
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,440
We could all pretend that we have to go to the bathroom

522
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,340
at the same time.

523
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,440
It's a good excuse.

524
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,400
That's our rendezvous spot?

525
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,100
Yes.

526
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:36,240
Yeah.

527
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,120
So now...

528
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,100
How will we know when...

529
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:40,200
Okay.

530
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,580
This is gonna be great,

531
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,560
because none of us know where the bathroom is at.

532
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,680
Right.

533
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,160
But we're gonna have to find the bathroom.

534
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:47,740
Yeah.

535
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,860
I...

536
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,260
I don't...

537
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:50,860
I don't know.

538
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:51,800
Um...

539
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,860
Some...

540
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,060
Time...

541
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:55,420
Period.

542
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,380
I...

543
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:56,880
Minutes.

544
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,080
Perhaps.

545
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,800
Just to give you guys a...

546
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,840
A sort of reminder.

547
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,300
The, uh...

548
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:03,940
The...

549
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,020
Uh...

550
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,140
There's an hour before the auction starts

551
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:07,740
where, uh...

552
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,140
The piece will be hidden.

553
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,800
There's an hour where, uh...

554
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,100
It'll be put on display.

555
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,440
And then, uh...

556
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,460
Then the auction starts.

557
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,900
You guys are 40 minutes into your first hour.

558
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:17,800
Okay.

559
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,320
So in...

560
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,320
In 20 minutes,

561
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,620
it'll be on display.

562
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,700
Yep.

563
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:22,440
Okay.

564
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:22,660
All right.

565
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,840
So let's meet 10 minutes before it goes on display.

566
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,900
All right.

567
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:26,680
That sounds good.

568
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,500
And then talk about what we have.

569
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,320
Because then we might have time to swipe it

570
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,300
before it goes on display.

571
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,440
We'll have 10 minutes to swipe it

572
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,220
before it goes on display.

573
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,480
Depending on what we find.

574
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,340
Ideally, we would want to do it

575
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,280
before it goes on display.

576
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,660
I don't know.

577
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,460
Well, otherwise,

578
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,400
it's on display.

579
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,460
There are a bunch of people around it.

580
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:44,480
Not if they have...

581
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,200
There definitely are.

582
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,260
There are guards and several other people

583
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,360
in front of the room.

584
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,320
Or in the room where it's being displayed.

585
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,520
You saw that when you walked in.

586
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,200
Right.

587
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:54,260
Right.

588
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:57,120
One of us has onions

589
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,380
and we cut them

590
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,760
and everyone starts crying

591
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,180
and then we steal it.

592
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:05,940
Although I guess we'll be crying too.

593
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,380
Well, you're not going to be.

594
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:09,260
You're used to it.

595
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:10,040
Yeah.

596
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,680
You got that right.

597
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,740
All right.

598
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,040
Well, we'll figure that part out later.

599
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,880
Okay.

600
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,760
Sounds good.

601
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,880
Ten minutes before it's being shown.

602
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,400
So, I have ten minutes

603
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,220
to look around

604
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,740
and see what I can find.

605
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,380
Yep.

606
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:27,880
I would...

607
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,880
Can I...

608
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880
like half...

609
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,880
sprint

610
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,180
kind of like

611
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:32,880
a supermarket shuffle

612
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,140
and try all...

613
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,280
try all of the doors

614
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,340
to see if they're unlocked?

615
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:38,920
Sure.

616
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,860
Okay.

617
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,640
So, the first...

618
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,820
Do you want to move your piece

619
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,680
so I can tell you?

620
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:44,700
Yeah.

621
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,700
All right.

622
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,000
Yeah.

623
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:52,960
That door...

624
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,700
The door in the back?

625
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,520
Locked.

626
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,460
All right.

627
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,280
Does it...

628
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,560
Does it look important to me?

629
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,320
No.

630
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,320
All right.

631
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,240
No, it's a room

632
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:02,900
at the back of the house.

633
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:03,680
All right.

634
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,020
That door is locked

635
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,100
but you do hear voices behind it.

636
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,140
Voices.

637
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:09,760
Children?

638
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,200
No.

639
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,680
Adults.

640
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,400
Okay.

641
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,240
Does it sound scary?

642
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,600
No.

643
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,340
They just sound like

644
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,520
they're talking amongst themselves

645
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,100
but they're on the second floor

646
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,580
and they definitely shouldn't.

647
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,240
You know when it's supposed

648
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,060
to be on the second floor.

649
00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:23,820
I'm not supposed to be

650
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,460
on the second floor.

651
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,880
Correct.

652
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,660
All right.

653
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:27,620
I would like to push

654
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,680
my ear up against it.

655
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,960
Sure.

656
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,780
Can I hear anything?

657
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:33,740
Yes, you can.

658
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,620
Give me one second.

659
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,240
I don't have one second.

660
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:37,760
This is for me.

661
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,640
This is a role for me.

662
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,980
This isn't anything for you guys.

663
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,660
So you hear two people up there.

664
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:43,920
You hear a woman,

665
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,480
two women.

666
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,520
They are just talking

667
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,240
amongst themselves

668
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,760
but you can kind of

669
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,740
overhear as them talking,

670
00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:51,760
them saying,

671
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,760
how do you plan

672
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,280
to get your hands

673
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,800
on the piece?

674
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,500
And the other woman

675
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,040
is like,

676
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,140
I have no idea.

677
00:23:59,140 --> 00:23:59,840
I can't even find

678
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,520
the damn thing.

679
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,000
And the first woman

680
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,400
kind of swears

681
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:03,880
a little bit

682
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,240
and she's like,

683
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:04,540
shit.

684
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,160
I didn't really want

685
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,960
to have to do this

686
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,760
but I might have

687
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,240
to bribe them.

688
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:10,920
It might get violent

689
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,340
down there.

690
00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:12,180
Are you ready for this?

691
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,200
And the second woman,

692
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,500
you don't hear her response

693
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,260
but they continue

694
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,420
to talk behind the door.

695
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,560
All right.

696
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:26,260
I am,

697
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,560
wait,

698
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,200
I don't really

699
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,540
want to have to do this.

700
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,460
Did they say

701
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:30,980
what they were going to do?

702
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,140
I was thinking

703
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,200
very hard

704
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,920
the entire time.

705
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,480
I would not be good

706
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,300
at this heist stuff.

707
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,120
It's about to get violent.

708
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,300
It might get violent.

709
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,480
All right.

710
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,340
I would like to

711
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,900
kick in the door.

712
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,580
All right.

713
00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:49,580
You have lockpicking skills.

714
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:50,240
I know,

715
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,140
but this is all part

716
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:51,740
of my plan.

717
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,800
Okay.

718
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800
And it's so,

719
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,140
this feels like

720
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,140
when Andy was like,

721
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,200
I'd like to dive

722
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,280
into the garbage pit.

723
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,180
Well,

724
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:01,000
they sound like old ladies.

725
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,720
So you want to

726
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,400
wreck the door.

727
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,020
You just want to

728
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:04,900
kind of destroy it.

729
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,400
Yeah.

730
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,500
Yeah.

731
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:16,420
You manage to

732
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:17,480
kick in the door

733
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,720
and inside are

734
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,920
two women.

735
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,540
grab them really quick.

736
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,620
One of them

737
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,520
is a

738
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,800
very dark.

739
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,100
Everyone is very formal,

740
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:28,760
but this woman

741
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,480
is a dark haired lady

742
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,880
dressed formally

743
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,160
in uptight clothes.

744
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,160
Her name is

745
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,140
Lady Averanthi.

746
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:36,340
And then she is

747
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,160
talking to

748
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,620
Lady of the Night,

749
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,260
Madam Teslin.

750
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:41,100
And they both

751
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:41,860
turn at you

752
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:42,900
and you,

753
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,020
they're not happy

754
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:44,560
to see you,

755
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,220
but they're also

756
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:45,860
a little shocked

757
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:46,640
because you

758
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,060
obviously

759
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:47,980
just scared

760
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:48,260
the shit

761
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:48,600
out of them

762
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,000
by knocking

763
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,620
through the door.

764
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,480
And Madam Teslin

765
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,600
turns and she

766
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,340
pulls out a knife

767
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:53,780
and she goes,

768
00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:54,380
who are you?

769
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,020
It's a very,

770
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:57,800
very stupid question.

771
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,440
There are guns

772
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,060
in this universe,

773
00:25:59,060 --> 00:25:59,380
right?

774
00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:00,720
Absolutely.

775
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:01,280
Okay.

776
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:01,940
I'm going to

777
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:02,860
point my fingers

778
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,080
out like a kid

779
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,500
playing cops

780
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,040
and robbers

781
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:06,820
and say,

782
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:07,780
the jig is up,

783
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:08,120
ladies.

784
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:08,600
I know what

785
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,280
you're up to.

786
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,140
And Lady Averanthi,

787
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:13,880
the more well-dressed,

788
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,800
the finer of the two,

789
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,540
kind of puts her hand

790
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,260
out to the other one

791
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:16,560
and says,

792
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,620
hold on a minute.

793
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:20,160
Do we know you?

794
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,360
No,

795
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,120
you don't,

796
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,100
but you're about to

797
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,000
and you guys

798
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,860
are busted.

799
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,560
You are in serious

800
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,700
trouble right now.

801
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,800
The two ladies

802
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,660
look at each other

803
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,080
and they,

804
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,300
Madam Teslin

805
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,380
puts her knife back

806
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:37,000
and where she puts it,

807
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,480
you don't know

808
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,000
because she's not

809
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,780
wearing very much,

810
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:39,360
but it just kind of

811
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,260
disappears upon her person.

812
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:43,620
Lady Averanthi smiles

813
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,440
and she goes,

814
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,000
I think there's been

815
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,560
some sort of

816
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,720
misunderstanding here.

817
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,300
Do you know

818
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,120
who I am?

819
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,940
To be honest,

820
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:51,520
no,

821
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:52,360
but I heard,

822
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,740
I heard the whole thing,

823
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,620
the whole conversation,

824
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,140
the plan,

825
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:55,560
I know,

826
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,620
and we've been

827
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,440
investigating this whole thing

828
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,540
and we found you.

829
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:02,940
Found us doing what?

830
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,740
Oh,

831
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:04,820
your conspiracy,

832
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:05,760
your dirty,

833
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,180
dirty,

834
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:07,560
dark conspiracy.

835
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,960
It's shameful,

836
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,420
Miss,

837
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,920
Miss Averanthi.

838
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,400
It's downright shameful.

839
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,540
She kind of laughs.

840
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:17,580
She's not intimidated

841
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:18,380
in the slightest.

842
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,600
She's like,

843
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,240
why don't you just,

844
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,380
why don't you just come in

845
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:22,000
and sit down

846
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,380
and we'll talk about this.

847
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,600
We don't need to get

848
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,720
violent or anything like that.

849
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,140
Nobody was being serious.

850
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,520
How about this lady?

851
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,540
How about I go turn you in

852
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:31,180
right now?

853
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,100
I got half of mine

854
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,480
to turn you right over

855
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,140
to the authorities.

856
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:38,120
You could do that,

857
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,120
but seeing as I'm

858
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,160
an Aruvian diplomat,

859
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,380
I pretty much have

860
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,340
diplomatic immunity

861
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,640
and I don't think

862
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,280
anyone's going to,

863
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,200
Aruvian diplomat?

864
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:47,900
What the hell's

865
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,540
a diplomat?

866
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:54,520
Well,

867
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,120
for starters,

868
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:55,820
there's someone

869
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,520
who can't be arrested

870
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,160
by a tuxedo-wearing man

871
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,420
who smells of gas,

872
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:02,200
onions,

873
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,480
and pointing his fingers

874
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:03,980
at me.

875
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:04,700
Wait,

876
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,060
wait, wait.

877
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,880
A diplomat has that ability?

878
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,140
I'm just talking about this now.

879
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,540
He has immunity to shit?

880
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:12,700
Wait,

881
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,800
how can I become

882
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,480
a diplomat?

883
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,760
Is there a course?

884
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,900
A subscription?

885
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,080
Is there perhaps

886
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,040
a community college

887
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,700
I can attend?

888
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,740
What?

889
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,540
No.

890
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,380
No,

891
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:29,740
wait,

892
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:31,260
I don't smell like gas.

893
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,500
That's not what you're smelling.

894
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,580
Then,

895
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:36,720
what am I smelling?

896
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,400
Nothing.

897
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,100
Never mind.

898
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,760
Lady Teslin,

899
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,680
Madam Teslin,

900
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,900
kind of just laughs at you.

901
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,800
She's a very beautiful woman,

902
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,820
but you can definitely tell

903
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:47,860
she's a little ragged

904
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:48,760
around the edges.

905
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,700
Well,

906
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,180
you know,

907
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,800
kind of a lady of the,

908
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,560
an experienced night walker,

909
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,160
as you were.

910
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,940
Some might call her

911
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,660
a night jogger

912
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:57,280
at this point.

913
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,080
Oh, man.

914
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,600
That's great.

915
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,900
She kind of laughs, too,

916
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:01,540
and she's like,

917
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:02,060
you're cute.

918
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:02,900
You're kind of funny.

919
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:03,840
You sure you don't want

920
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,560
to come on in here?

921
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,560
I'm in here already,

922
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,460
and I'm going to turn you in

923
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,540
if you don't tell me

924
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,400
what your plan is.

925
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:12,860
the rest of your plan.

926
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,640
And I,

927
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,340
all right,

928
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,200
I want in.

929
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,340
If I can't turn you in,

930
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,800
I'm turning you in.

931
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,440
We've heard,

932
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,760
Lady Arathi says,

933
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,440
we've heard that there are rumors

934
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,100
that someone is going to try

935
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,700
and steal the,

936
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:36,960
the statue tonight,

937
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,100
and obviously,

938
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,220
we wouldn't want anything

939
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,220
bad to happen.

940
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,260
As a Rubian diplomat

941
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,160
and a Rubian myself,

942
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,100
I understand how important

943
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,240
this artifact is

944
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,140
to my people,

945
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,200
and we're just concerned

946
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,460
that there are people

947
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,860
who would try to do it harm

948
00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:54,240
and are trying to make sure

949
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,200
we protect that

950
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,480
against any eventuality

951
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,900
of that sort.

952
00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:58,620
Yeah,

953
00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,360
you and me both.

954
00:29:59,360 --> 00:29:59,600
You won't know

955
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,040
if anyone's planning

956
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:01,800
on stealing

957
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,600
the statue tonight,

958
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,020
do you?

959
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:04,880
No.

960
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,540
I don't know anything

961
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:07,200
about that.

962
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,100
I don't know how anyone

963
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:09,840
would be able

964
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,740
to do that.

965
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:11,400
I mean,

966
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,820
it seems impossible

967
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:14,420
to me,

968
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,160
really,

969
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:15,860
honestly.

970
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:19,600
as an academic exercise.

971
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,080
We should team up

972
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,820
to protect it.

973
00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:26,020
Well,

974
00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:26,420
I mean,

975
00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:27,500
I'm certain

976
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,480
that Mr. Watt

977
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,560
has it under lock and key,

978
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,800
so we're just wanting

979
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,420
to make sure

980
00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,540
that nothing happens

981
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,580
after the auction.

982
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:39,340
So who's getting violent

983
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:39,940
with who here?

984
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,100
Well,

985
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:42,800
she's no longer

986
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,540
trying to get violent

987
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,000
with you.

988
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,860
No,

989
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:46,360
I'm saying that aloud.

990
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,820
No.

991
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,460
We've heard rumors.

992
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,460
There's this

993
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,800
silly little group

994
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,360
called the Truth Seeker Society

995
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,860
and they're one of those

996
00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,040
where,

997
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,240
oh,

998
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,500
it belongs in a museum.

999
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,260
They sound like real nerds.

1000
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,000
They really,

1001
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,020
really are

1002
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,380
some real nerds.

1003
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,240
And we just,

1004
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,300
I understand their sentiment.

1005
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,320
All of the people

1006
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,260
should be subject

1007
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:11,520
to Aruvian's culture

1008
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,720
and beauty,

1009
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,260
but we just,

1010
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,920
it goes to the highest bidder.

1011
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,460
It's a privately owned piece

1012
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,340
that's being privately sold.

1013
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:22,660
Madam Teslin,

1014
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:23,180
at this point,

1015
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:23,620
by the way,

1016
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:24,780
is no longer paying attention

1017
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:25,660
and she's definitely

1018
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:26,860
like found a flask

1019
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,840
in another part of her

1020
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,700
body that she's pulled out.

1021
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,340
Maybe her hip,

1022
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:32,360
but maybe not.

1023
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,180
And she's starting to drink it

1024
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:34,840
while she's sitting

1025
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,400
at this table.

1026
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,360
So what are we going to do now?

1027
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,420
Well,

1028
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,160
we could,

1029
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,960
you could close the door

1030
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,380
and continue on your way.

1031
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:47,140
We could all go downstairs

1032
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,380
together or,

1033
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:49,440
I don't know,

1034
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,300
do you have a third option?

1035
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,320
Um,

1036
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,320
no,

1037
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,940
but I need to be down

1038
00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,400
in,

1039
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,280
let's say,

1040
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,180
five minutes,

1041
00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,040
stairs.

1042
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,280
I need to be downstairs

1043
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,140
in five minutes

1044
00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:01,560
to,

1045
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,860
um,

1046
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,660
use the bathroom.

1047
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:07,140
So,

1048
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,520
I am

1049
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,460
gonna

1050
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,020
catch you

1051
00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:11,560
later.

1052
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,380
Unless,

1053
00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:14,320
lady,

1054
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:14,620
what,

1055
00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:15,040
uh,

1056
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,040
what's the,

1057
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,720
the harlot's name?

1058
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:17,820
The sexy one?

1059
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,460
Yeah.

1060
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:18,920
Gwinnemir.

1061
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,260
Teslin.

1062
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,400
Teslin?

1063
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,900
Teslin.

1064
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,100
Unless Teslin,

1065
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:23,820
you think I'm cute.

1066
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,540
Oh,

1067
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:26,640
I think every man's cute

1068
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,600
if they pay enough money.

1069
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,400
All right,

1070
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:28,600
well,

1071
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,140
see you later.

1072
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:34,020
I slink away.

1073
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:40,400
All right,

1074
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,000
uh,

1075
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,640
Chuckles,

1076
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,140
you want to try

1077
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:43,000
any of the other doors?

1078
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,200
Uh,

1079
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,580
maybe,

1080
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,420
but I've been

1081
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:49,420
taking up a lot of time,

1082
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,120
so I don't know

1083
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:51,700
if I have time.

1084
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,340
You have about five minutes left.

1085
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:52,600
Yeah,

1086
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,960
so I take a look

1087
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,820
at my pocket watch

1088
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:55,480
and,

1089
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,020
uh,

1090
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,580
decide that I have to

1091
00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,080
go to the bathroom

1092
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:58,700
quite badly.

1093
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,660
All right.

1094
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:02,320
I'm on the onions.

1095
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,140
Uh,

1096
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:03,840
and then I pop my,

1097
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,880
I pop my head in the door

1098
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,020
as I walk away.

1099
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,700
I kind of do the thing

1100
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:07,140
where I disappear

1101
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,380
and I turn around.

1102
00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:09,900
Where is the bathroom?

1103
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,180
I think it's on the ground floor.

1104
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,120
Right.

1105
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,360
It's big floor.

1106
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,860
Uh,

1107
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:20,420
that's a good question.

1108
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:21,600
I don't know

1109
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,660
if this place has a bathroom.

1110
00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:23,520
Uh-oh.

1111
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,840
This is going to get

1112
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,920
real messy.

1113
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,100
I take it back.

1114
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:30,540
There's a,

1115
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,240
there's a closet

1116
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,440
between the drawing room

1117
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:32,920
and,

1118
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,380
uh,

1119
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:33,580
the,

1120
00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:34,340
in the hallway,

1121
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,200
right off the hallway,

1122
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:35,920
there's a closet.

1123
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,940
A water closet.

1124
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:37,580
That's a bathroom now.

1125
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,100
And,

1126
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:39,940
Lady,

1127
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:40,720
It was the hat,

1128
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,120
it was the hat room,

1129
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,340
it was the coat room before,

1130
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,180
now it's the bathroom.

1131
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,900
has any suitor paid you

1132
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,660
in produce?

1133
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,480
And I hold,

1134
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,640
I tip my hat like this

1135
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,600
and there's an onion inside?

1136
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,740
No.

1137
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,380
And she slams the door on you.

1138
00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:57,280
No.

1139
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,960
So where are the shots?

1140
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:00,840
Well,

1141
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,720
not that cute.

1142
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,300
All right.

1143
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,080
I'm going to

1144
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,260
head that way

1145
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,720
and patiently wait for,

1146
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,960
um,

1147
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,500
my teammates.

1148
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,460
All right.

1149
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,180
Uh,

1150
00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:14,640
Captain,

1151
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,600
what have you,

1152
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:15,920
uh,

1153
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,760
what have you been doing?

1154
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,640
Oh,

1155
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,400
I haven't passed out

1156
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:18,980
on the books.

1157
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,060
Um,

1158
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:20,980
can I get,

1159
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:21,360
can I,

1160
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:21,900
who's all,

1161
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:23,460
can I do a perception check

1162
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:23,800
or something

1163
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,620
and see who's around me?

1164
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:25,560
Sure.

1165
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,280
Uh,

1166
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:28,680
just,

1167
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,220
uh,

1168
00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:30,300
you could just do a survey.

1169
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:30,900
First,

1170
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,980
is that one survey?

1171
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:32,700
Survey.

1172
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,140
Or a study.

1173
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:34,900
You could do a study.

1174
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:35,960
I did a survey.

1175
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,040
Okay.

1176
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,320
Survey says?

1177
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,940
Partial success.

1178
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,700
Partial success.

1179
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,500
Uh,

1180
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,800
so you can tell,

1181
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,140
uh,

1182
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:44,980
looking around you

1183
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:45,440
that,

1184
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:45,820
uh,

1185
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:46,800
Squish and Lady Amoria

1186
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,860
haven't come back up yet.

1187
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:48,440
It's you,

1188
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,380
a guard,

1189
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:50,020
um,

1190
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,140
and then a few other people

1191
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:52,340
have just kind of

1192
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,000
wandered in here.

1193
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,620
Uh,

1194
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,740
one is a very strange man

1195
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:57,180
in,

1196
00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:57,740
um,

1197
00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:58,520
like,

1198
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,220
paint,

1199
00:34:59,220 --> 00:34:59,600
he's,

1200
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,660
his face is painted

1201
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,480
white.

1202
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,260
It's got like,

1203
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,040
I think very,

1204
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,380
uh,

1205
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,860
French revolutionary,

1206
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:06,580
you know,

1207
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:07,200
kind of goof,

1208
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,060
uh,

1209
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:08,620
with the wig.

1210
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,900
He's got a hat on here.

1211
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:10,840
I'll show you a picture of him.

1212
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,580
I'm having issues zooming in.

1213
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,260
How do you zoom in?

1214
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:13,940
I'm having,

1215
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,040
it's like blurry.

1216
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,980
I can't see anything.

1217
00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,740
I don't know about it being blurry,

1218
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,820
but you should be able to,

1219
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,760
I don't know.

1220
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,320
What's the zoom in?

1221
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:24,960
I feel like we've done,

1222
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,660
I,

1223
00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:27,800
I know mine works with,

1224
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,400
mine works with the scroll wheel,

1225
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:29,940
so.

1226
00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,360
Yeah.

1227
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,140
Oh.

1228
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,120
I,

1229
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:33,140
I,

1230
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:36,200
I think before we've changed the setting,

1231
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,420
you had to turn the touchpad settings on.

1232
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:39,780
Oh,

1233
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:40,160
I did.

1234
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:40,880
No,

1235
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,800
I thought you did too,

1236
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,200
but maybe not in this game.

1237
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,620
I threw a picture of this guy in the chat.

1238
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:51,160
Okay.

1239
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Do you see him?

1240
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,540
Yeah.

1241
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,760
All right.

1242
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,240
He's in the,

1243
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,920
he's just poked his head in the room too.

1244
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,500
And he's like,

1245
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,480
gracious,

1246
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,800
what's going on in here?

1247
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,660
It's a party here in Agrabah and you're invited.

1248
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:07,100
Uh,

1249
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:07,880
he kind of.

1250
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,640
I pull out another full giant bottle of whiskey out of my coat.

1251
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,340
You look like a man who likes to party.

1252
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:19,940
How about you party with the old captain Fitz Clyde?

1253
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:22,900
All right.

1254
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,920
Uh,

1255
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:27,840
and he sits down next to you on the floor in the pile of books and,

1256
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,440
uh,

1257
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,940
takes the bottle from you and takes a drink.

1258
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:30,800
Oh,

1259
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,060
how do you do?

1260
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,880
Cheers.

1261
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,660
I'm sure I'm in one of these books.

1262
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,880
I'm the great ghost captain,

1263
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,300
the ghost pirate.

1264
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,240
Ghost captain.

1265
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:43,400
Well,

1266
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,780
that sounds very exciting.

1267
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:45,440
Uh,

1268
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,700
you've seen some of my paintings,

1269
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:47,260
of course,

1270
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:47,620
you know,

1271
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:47,900
I'm,

1272
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,620
uh,

1273
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:49,660
Lord Raffaello,

1274
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:50,300
uh,

1275
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:50,820
painter,

1276
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:52,740
humanist,

1277
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:53,840
eccentric,

1278
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,140
you know,

1279
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,540
one of those types.

1280
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:59,140
Right.

1281
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,660
I,

1282
00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:00,920
I,

1283
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,160
I,

1284
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:01,220
I,

1285
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:01,220
I,

1286
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,660
I'm the same way.

1287
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:07,480
Well,

1288
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,300
uh,

1289
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:08,640
he,

1290
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:08,940
uh,

1291
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,520
takes another,

1292
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,040
uh,

1293
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,760
sip of your whiskey and says,

1294
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,160
do you prefer to be on the floor?

1295
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,100
Um,

1296
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:16,820
no,

1297
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,880
I'm just kind of waiting.

1298
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,840
Uh,

1299
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,220
here on a,

1300
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,920
here on a,

1301
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,040
um,

1302
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,180
what was I here for again?

1303
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,720
Mission.

1304
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,180
No,

1305
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:26,160
I'm here to party.

1306
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:26,620
No,

1307
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,720
I'm here to,

1308
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,840
to read.

1309
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,160
I'm reading.

1310
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:32,940
Well,

1311
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:34,340
certainly there are more libraries,

1312
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:34,700
uh,

1313
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,820
than in the private home of Mr.

1314
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,420
Watt to look at quite right.

1315
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,520
Right.

1316
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,820
But Mr.

1317
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:42,080
Watt probably won't know.

1318
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,500
I pushed over his bookshelf.

1319
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,760
I mean,

1320
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:44,940
no,

1321
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,740
I'm sure no one can,

1322
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:46,140
uh,

1323
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,940
will think that he says,

1324
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:50,800
as you're sitting literally on top of the pile of books,

1325
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,980
which has fallen over.

1326
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,000
Right.

1327
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,520
No.

1328
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,200
Yeah.

1329
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,660
We should get out of here.

1330
00:37:57,660 --> 00:38:00,220
Why don't you hit him at him?

1331
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,380
I mean,

1332
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,240
no,

1333
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,000
I mean,

1334
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,920
just because he's cute.

1335
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,800
You can't really tell a lot of his features under that powdered red,

1336
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,880
but he is not like incredibly old.

1337
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,660
He's middle aged.

1338
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:18,080
So he's desperate.

1339
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,020
So what brings you into these parts?

1340
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,460
Oh,

1341
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:24,420
great company.

1342
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:28,380
I don't really have a stomach for this sort of artifact,

1343
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:29,240
artifacts,

1344
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:29,760
whatever.

1345
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,140
And this historical,

1346
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,080
uh,

1347
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,560
you know,

1348
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,600
nonsense,

1349
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,780
but this is the party to be at.

1350
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:36,380
Uh,

1351
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,040
I don't plan on actually auctioning at this thing.

1352
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,140
Do you bidding on it?

1353
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,580
Uh,

1354
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,020
no,

1355
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,400
I've heard there's a pretty big,

1356
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:43,900
uh,

1357
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:44,660
uh,

1358
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,400
trinket they're selling at this thing.

1359
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,180
Yes.

1360
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:49,080
Have you the lion?

1361
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,240
Have you heard what it can do?

1362
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,140
I've heard it.

1363
00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:55,460
It looks like a pretty bad looking lion.

1364
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,740
Oh,

1365
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:57,920
you are a cat.

1366
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,100
And he slaps your arm.

1367
00:38:59,100 --> 00:38:59,960
No,

1368
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,760
it could tell you anything that the,

1369
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,600
anything that you ask of it,

1370
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,180
uh,

1371
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,480
that the lion might know.

1372
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,240
Do lions know things?

1373
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,360
Apparently this one does.

1374
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:10,980
He speaks.

1375
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:13,400
He's wow.

1376
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,480
he's some,

1377
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,760
so you're saying like,

1378
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,480
like a human.

1379
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,080
I'd never heard it before.

1380
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,280
So you're,

1381
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,760
are you saying he's some sort of humanoid lion?

1382
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,300
Oh,

1383
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,140
Jesus.

1384
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:36,540
Uh,

1385
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,620
I don't think his mouth actually moves.

1386
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:40,280
I think it's a magical enchantment.

1387
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,380
Not like he's an actual humanoid lion.

1388
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,260
Oh,

1389
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:43,720
all right.

1390
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:48,240
Uh,

1391
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:48,840
it's so,

1392
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,000
it's sort of like a metaphor.

1393
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,200
I see.

1394
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,360
I suppose so.

1395
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,100
Have you,

1396
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:53,300
uh,

1397
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,960
have you checked out the other items in the,

1398
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,280
uh,

1399
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:55,480
in,

1400
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,140
in the display case?

1401
00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:58,300
anything good?

1402
00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,700
Oh,

1403
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,500
I have no idea.

1404
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,800
It all looks very priceless.

1405
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,540
Priceless.

1406
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:05,920
It's going to make for a terrible auction.

1407
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:12,320
Oh,

1408
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:12,540
no,

1409
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:12,800
I,

1410
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,020
uh,

1411
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:13,340
honestly,

1412
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:13,640
I,

1413
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:13,980
uh,

1414
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:15,040
I came in,

1415
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:20,080
I found some booze and I found their books and I got content with doing that.

1416
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,900
I'm sort of going through a little bit of a midlife crisis right now.

1417
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,740
I think I'm not sure what's going on with me.

1418
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,540
I'm very incompetent lately.

1419
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:31,000
Incompetent or incontinent?

1420
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,180
Oh,

1421
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,860
I think I meant impotent.

1422
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:36,400
Anyway.

1423
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,080
Anywho.

1424
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:41,420
Yeah.

1425
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:41,780
So,

1426
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:42,800
I kind of,

1427
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,140
uh,

1428
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,240
I fell apart in those books that were on some sort of mission.

1429
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,960
Um,

1430
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,020
well,

1431
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,280
if you're feeling incontinent,

1432
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,040
uh,

1433
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,260
you should ask that lion,

1434
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:54,960
uh,

1435
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,540
you know,

1436
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,620
something,

1437
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,020
maybe,

1438
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:57,520
maybe,

1439
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,260
it'll help you.

1440
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,460
You could bid on it.

1441
00:40:59,460 --> 00:40:59,960
Uh,

1442
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,680
do you have any money?

1443
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,180
Oh,

1444
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:02,680
yes.

1445
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,880
Several ounces of it.

1446
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,060
Oh,

1447
00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:07,580
and you see,

1448
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:07,860
uh,

1449
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:10,800
Raffaello kind of like wiggles up a little bit closer to you and he says,

1450
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,520
do tell.

1451
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,240
Well,

1452
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:13,640
you know,

1453
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,620
I'm a very well-known pirate.

1454
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,820
I come from the seven seas of,

1455
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:19,780
I come from the seven seas of,

1456
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,000
what was the name of that?

1457
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,040
What was the name of that?

1458
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:22,540
I forgot.

1459
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,820
I'm sorry.

1460
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,240
I was sorry.

1461
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,320
The seven,

1462
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,940
the seven,

1463
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:26,020
the seven,

1464
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,200
seven thieves.

1465
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,280
foot mouth.

1466
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,520
See,

1467
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,560
what?

1468
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,640
It was called foot mouth.

1469
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:32,940
See?

1470
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:34,160
Yeah.

1471
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:34,860
The foot icon.

1472
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,400
I've just got done traveling the foot mouth.

1473
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,700
See?

1474
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:38,620
I think.

1475
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,700
And I'm a very successful,

1476
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:41,560
famous pirate.

1477
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,140
You may have heard of me.

1478
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:44,820
I'm probably in these books somewhere.

1479
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:46,900
I could just find myself.

1480
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,380
There I am.

1481
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,540
Midlife crisis talking about finding myself,

1482
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:51,860
right?

1483
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:53,820
Uh,

1484
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,860
anyway.

1485
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:58,700
Well,

1486
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,200
Raffaello picks himself up off the floor and he goes,

1487
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,360
it was quite nice to meet you,

1488
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:02,620
captain.

1489
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:02,980
I'm sorry.

1490
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:03,700
I didn't get your name.

1491
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,900
Captain Adric Fitzclyde.

1492
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,020
Nice to meet you,

1493
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:09,500
Mr.

1494
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,440
Fitzclyde.

1495
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,420
I have a few other guests.

1496
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,000
I need to,

1497
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,320
uh,

1498
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:12,780
you know,

1499
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,600
hang around and schmooze with,

1500
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,380
but if you're ever looking for a fellow drinking partner,

1501
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:19,000
you'll find me over,

1502
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,580
uh,

1503
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,840
in the drawing room.

1504
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,460
Uh,

1505
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,260
and he kind of leaves the room.

1506
00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:24,760
Cheers.

1507
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,240
Wait,

1508
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,440
do you know where the bathroom's at?

1509
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:27,780
Oh.

1510
00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:38,100
So it is now,

1511
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:38,440
uh,

1512
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,660
50 minutes in.

1513
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,060
It's,

1514
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:40,260
uh,

1515
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:43,920
10 minutes before you were supposed to meet up in the bathroom.

1516
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,120
Where are you guys all do?

1517
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,460
What do you,

1518
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,060
what do y'all do?

1519
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:46,760
What y'all doing?

1520
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,320
Well,

1521
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,580
I'm waiting at the bathroom.

1522
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:50,420
Uh,

1523
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:52,020
just sort of looking around,

1524
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,180
pretending that I'm waiting to get in the bathroom.

1525
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:54,900
Uh,

1526
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,020
but there's nobody in there.

1527
00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:56,900
Uh,

1528
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:56,900
but there's nobody in there.

1529
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:56,900
Uh,

1530
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,140
but there's nobody in there.

1531
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:58,460
Uh,

1532
00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:58,940
but there's nobody in there.

1533
00:42:58,940 --> 00:42:59,520
I'm asking,

1534
00:42:59,520 --> 00:42:59,960
uh,

1535
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,560
I'm asking,

1536
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:01,960
uh,

1537
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,820
lady Amora where the bathroom is.

1538
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,640
and if she could show me.

1539
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,360
Uh,

1540
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:07,700
yes,

1541
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:08,240
it's in the,

1542
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:11,900
the front hall and she leads you out into the front hall,

1543
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:15,060
the bathroom where you see chuckles waiting.

1544
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:15,260
Oh,

1545
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,260
it looks like there's a line.

1546
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,720
I'm walking around talking to people,

1547
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,740
asking them questions,

1548
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,100
but I forgot what I was supposed to ask them about,

1549
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,260
which is the bathroom.

1550
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:30,060
Do you know where the laundry room?

1551
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:32,300
Wait,

1552
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,360
where'd that one guy go?

1553
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,060
The lavatory?

1554
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:34,560
No,

1555
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,040
no.

1556
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,140
He went to the,

1557
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,380
the draw,

1558
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:37,840
the draw,

1559
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,920
the drawing room.

1560
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,760
Do you know where the drawing room's at?

1561
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,460
And by extension,

1562
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:43,340
is that the bathroom?

1563
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:48,080
Need to draw a piss.

1564
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,360
It turns out I'm just talking to a portrait.

1565
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,560
Wow.

1566
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,320
He's wasted.

1567
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,620
Yep.

1568
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:55,380
This is a,

1569
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:57,400
this is a rough time in my life.

1570
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,700
Uh,

1571
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:00,260
he's kind of,

1572
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,620
you see the captain kind of stumbling down the hallway,

1573
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:06,820
just pointing at random portraits and maids as they pass.

1574
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:08,580
And then occasionally in a reflection at himself,

1575
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,200
captain,

1576
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,860
captain.

1577
00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:12,100
Oh,

1578
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:13,600
juggles.

1579
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,480
Donald Andrew juggles.

1580
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,600
We're over here.

1581
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,060
Is this the line for the drawing room?

1582
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:21,020
Are you drunk?

1583
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,700
Oh,

1584
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,200
you smell.

1585
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:30,700
I get a whiff and you're just reek of three bottles of whiskey that you've managed to pull from some orifice.

1586
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:33,120
You are wasted.

1587
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,600
I don't know what happened.

1588
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,440
It just happened,

1589
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:37,740
man.

1590
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:40,760
You weren't supposed to maybe pretend to be drunk.

1591
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,640
I get drunk.

1592
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,980
No,

1593
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:43,320
no,

1594
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:43,660
no.

1595
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:44,760
The thing is,

1596
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,040
you got to learn how to hold your liquor on the high seas.

1597
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:47,600
You know,

1598
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,740
I've been drinking whiskey for very many years.

1599
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:52,360
Look at me.

1600
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,480
I am a man who can hold his liquor.

1601
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,060
No,

1602
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:55,520
don't.

1603
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,280
Stop talking.

1604
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:56,700
Look at me.

1605
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:58,380
Look at me.

1606
00:44:58,380 --> 00:44:59,100
Yes.

1607
00:44:59,100 --> 00:44:59,840
Uh,

1608
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,820
I'd like to slap him.

1609
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:03,240
I want to slap some sense into him.

1610
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,120
Yeah,

1611
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,500
but use the wreck attack though.

1612
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,880
The wreck attack.

1613
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,300
Yeah.

1614
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:10,420
What?

1615
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:11,860
And just wreck his face?

1616
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,820
Well,

1617
00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:14,640
if you roll successfully,

1618
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,020
sure.

1619
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:19,460
Is that really what I should be rolling?

1620
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:19,820
I mean,

1621
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,140
I guess I don't know what else it would be.

1622
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:22,680
I'm not tinkering with his psyche.

1623
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,140
Uh,

1624
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,680
you could do a skirmish.

1625
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,380
I guess.

1626
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:34,060
If you didn't want to,

1627
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:36,340
if you didn't want to just go straight out and deck him,

1628
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:36,920
uh,

1629
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,460
and you just kind of wanted to slap him kind of just like upside the head.

1630
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:40,620
Yeah.

1631
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,700
I would say a skirmish.

1632
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,900
Is there like,

1633
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:44,560
there's not like an intimidate or like,

1634
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:44,940
uh,

1635
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,480
what's,

1636
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:46,880
uh,

1637
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,360
how do you,

1638
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,380
you could do like,

1639
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:49,580
uh,

1640
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,940
or like convince them.

1641
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,740
That would be like a sway,

1642
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,680
uh,

1643
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,360
or a consort where you'd kind of be like friendly with them.

1644
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:58,900
No,

1645
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,480
sway would be more of like trying to like,

1646
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:00,880
like,

1647
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,000
you know,

1648
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,860
convince them in a,

1649
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,360
like a manipulative sort of way.

1650
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,720
You could command him,

1651
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,080
which is like yelling at him.

1652
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,000
No,

1653
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,040
none of which you have,

1654
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:09,580
by the way,

1655
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:12,080
I'm going to wreck it.

1656
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,700
Martial success.

1657
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:19,360
You slap him.

1658
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,620
And he stumbles backwards,

1659
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:22,700
uh,

1660
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:23,520
not to the ground,

1661
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,120
but definitely,

1662
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:24,540
uh,

1663
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,140
definitely back.

1664
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:29,260
And it's loud enough that other people kind of turn and he'd look at you.

1665
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:30,240
Wow.

1666
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,720
I stumble.

1667
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:31,980
Look,

1668
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:32,560
uh,

1669
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,040
that didn't feel like partial success.

1670
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,320
Yeah.

1671
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:37,420
No,

1672
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,460
he insulted my family bloodline.

1673
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:40,680
Nothing to see here.

1674
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,460
All right.

1675
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,760
Did you so rub a little bit?

1676
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,400
All I said is your family's very layered,

1677
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,380
you onion pickling son of them.

1678
00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:47,900
Yeah.

1679
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,740
I would hope as part of the partial success,

1680
00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:52,060
I made him a little bit less drunk.

1681
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,660
Yes,

1682
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,020
you did.

1683
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,700
He's a little bit more sober now.

1684
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,960
Which actually walks into the bathroom.

1685
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:00,840
All right.

1686
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,200
I'll follow him into the bathroom.

1687
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,980
I stumble.

1688
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,520
I stumble into the bathroom.

1689
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,360
Now we're in the bathroom.

1690
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,560
What are we going to do now?

1691
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,240
What is clearly a one person bathroom?

1692
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,920
Tell me you guys found it.

1693
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:15,680
I know where the statue.

1694
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,200
No.

1695
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,200
You didn't find it?

1696
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,880
There's nothing downstairs.

1697
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,000
Oh,

1698
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,920
there's nothing upstairs.

1699
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,260
Well,

1700
00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:22,080
I don't really know.

1701
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,340
I didn't check all of the doors.

1702
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,060
Uh,

1703
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:26,660
there are some creepy old ladies and one girl was very into me,

1704
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:27,800
but I had to turn her down.

1705
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,500
Uh,

1706
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,440
Captain.

1707
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,780
Did you offer her an onion?

1708
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:32,220
I did.

1709
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:33,020
Would you know it?

1710
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:33,680
Uh,

1711
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,880
Captain,

1712
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,600
did you find anything?

1713
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,260
I hesitate to ask.

1714
00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:43,180
I found a very nice powdered man.

1715
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,260
Bottle of whiskey,

1716
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:44,820
apparently.

1717
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,900
And a powdered man.

1718
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:51,800
You didn't tell him your name,

1719
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,240
did you?

1720
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,040
Your,

1721
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,660
your real name.

1722
00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:56,060
Uh,

1723
00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,000
I mean,

1724
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,360
I assumed he knew that already.

1725
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,560
I mean,

1726
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,860
I'm the captain.

1727
00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:05,220
All right.

1728
00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:06,200
I'm a staple.

1729
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:08,420
I mean,

1730
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,880
I did uncover something afoot.

1731
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:18,920
An Arubian diplomat is apparently immune.

1732
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,260
Is that something I can learn to do?

1733
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:20,780
You know what?

1734
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:21,640
I never heard of it either.

1735
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,080
I thought she made the word up,

1736
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,460
but it turns out it's a word that means you can't be guilty.

1737
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:30,080
So perhaps we should look into that at some point.

1738
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:30,860
Uh,

1739
00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:37,220
but apparently this woman has already gone to at least one community college and is now a diplomat.

1740
00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:40,300
Yes.

1741
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,000
We'll have to write that down for later.

1742
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,160
Right.

1743
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:49,280
I love these running gags that go across games.

1744
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,620
Diplomat,

1745
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:51,620
the humanoid lion.

1746
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:57,180
So I think she might be after it and there might be violence,

1747
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,880
but I don't,

1748
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,080
I still don't know where it is.

1749
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,440
She didn't tell you.

1750
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,340
Um,

1751
00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:05,260
no,

1752
00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:05,540
I,

1753
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:07,440
it was really confusing because I,

1754
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,280
at first I was trying to make her think that she was in trouble.

1755
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,180
And then I felt like I was in trouble.

1756
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,520
And,

1757
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,160
uh,

1758
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:15,800
I just,

1759
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,820
I just kind of,

1760
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:17,980
I kind of left.

1761
00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:21,500
You didn't,

1762
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,740
you didn't point your fingers at him like a gun.

1763
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,200
Did you?

1764
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,260
It's almost as if you were there,

1765
00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:27,760
uh,

1766
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,260
but I couldn't think of anything better to do.

1767
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,140
So,

1768
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,400
uh,

1769
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,500
we've got 10 minutes and we still don't know where it is,

1770
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,300
but we will know where it is in 10 minutes.

1771
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,080
We've got nothing.

1772
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,500
Uh,

1773
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,060
we could just buy it,

1774
00:49:44,060 --> 00:49:45,080
baby.

1775
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,160
I don't think we have enough money for that.

1776
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:48,840
No.

1777
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:49,160
All right.

1778
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,440
Here's my plan.

1779
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,180
Don't say drink more.

1780
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180
No,

1781
00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:54,340
no.

1782
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,540
As soon as they put on the stage,

1783
00:49:55,540 --> 00:50:00,600
you guys create a distraction and I'm going to run and grab it.

1784
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,680
No,

1785
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:01,800
no,

1786
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,040
no.

1787
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,460
We're not supposed to steal it.

1788
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,180
We have to switch it with the fake.

1789
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:07,400
Oh yeah.

1790
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:07,840
So you're right.

1791
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,920
Thank God someone was paying attention.

1792
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,380
All right.

1793
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:12,800
All right.

1794
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,100
All right.

1795
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:13,440
Wait,

1796
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,100
who's supposed to,

1797
00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:17,940
let's put it on display right now before they put it on display.

1798
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:20,100
Stealthy.

1799
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:20,740
Oh,

1800
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:21,140
yes.

1801
00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:22,680
And then when they try to put it on display,

1802
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,260
they'll be like,

1803
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:24,120
what?

1804
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,100
All right.

1805
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:26,980
I'm the most drunk.

1806
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,100
so I think I should do it.

1807
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,640
I don't think that's true at all.

1808
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,460
What?

1809
00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:33,580
You don't think I'm the most drunk?

1810
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:34,800
I'll prove you wrong.

1811
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,800
You're definitely the most drunk.

1812
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,000
Oh,

1813
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,380
you're definitely the most drunk.

1814
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:41,140
Is the rabbit back?

1815
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:43,480
There's two of them out there.

1816
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,520
Oh,

1817
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,180
are they going at it like rabbits?

1818
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,240
No,

1819
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,020
one's a little baby.

1820
00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:49,260
One of one's a massive one.

1821
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:50,420
Okay.

1822
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:53,500
Power dynamic.

1823
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:53,800
actually,

1824
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,200
I kind of like that plan.

1825
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:55,620
Junkles.

1826
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:56,720
Yeah.

1827
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,940
I'm good on my feet.

1828
00:50:57,940 --> 00:51:00,940
Yeah.

1829
00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:01,540
Yeah.

1830
00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:01,860
I,

1831
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,000
I heard it.

1832
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:08,020
I'm not sure what they're going to do when they see something already on display.

1833
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,460
So what,

1834
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:12,900
we're just going to sneak up there right now?

1835
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:15,960
Do we know where it's going to be on display?

1836
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,960
Fusion.

1837
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,360
Yeah.

1838
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,060
Uh,

1839
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:19,720
yeah,

1840
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,120
here,

1841
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:20,540
uh,

1842
00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:21,440
you see the junk boys?

1843
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,780
The room it's in?

1844
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:23,700
This one.

1845
00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,960
Over here.

1846
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,520
Oh,

1847
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:28,880
here.

1848
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,500
That's outside.

1849
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,340
Oh,

1850
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:33,140
now it's inside.

1851
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:33,280
Yeah.

1852
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,820
All right.

1853
00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:36,320
So there's a lot of people in there.

1854
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,740
Yeah,

1855
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:38,980
but,

1856
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:39,420
you know,

1857
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:39,860
uh,

1858
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:40,820
we cause distraction.

1859
00:51:40,820 --> 00:51:42,640
Yep.

1860
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,300
I know where we can get a few good farts.

1861
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,720
Not sure that's going to work again,

1862
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,960
but I can barge in the room and do something.

1863
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:51,340
Captain.

1864
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:53,720
Yes.

1865
00:51:53,720 --> 00:52:01,840
Pretend to be a rich old captain that let me go in retired and just come into a lot of booty.

1866
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,360
Yes.

1867
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,920
Like Rodney Dangerfield in a candy shack.

1868
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,560
All right.

1869
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,540
I can do this.

1870
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,120
Let me go in first and I'll get like settled in over there.

1871
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,620
Perhaps.

1872
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:15,300
Cause I'm the one with,

1873
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,540
I'm the one with the,

1874
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:17,860
the decoy.

1875
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,140
Perhaps in a fern.

1876
00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:21,460
Uh,

1877
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:23,140
let's not rule that out.

1878
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:23,700
Okay.

1879
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,480
But preferably not.

1880
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:27,680
Uh,

1881
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,720
I don't know.

1882
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,820
Is it,

1883
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:30,820
is it,

1884
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:30,840
is it,

1885
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,220
is it a display case?

1886
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:34,360
Has anyone seen where this thing's going to be on display?

1887
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,120
It must be in a blocked case.

1888
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,580
Uh,

1889
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:42,400
are you asking me or are you just asking in general?

1890
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,300
I have to ask each other.

1891
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:45,900
I think I,

1892
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:45,900
I think I,

1893
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,520
I think last time I saw where it was going to be displayed.

1894
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,460
Okay.

1895
00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:52,380
Whether or not it was in a case,

1896
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,260
I don't remember.

1897
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:57,940
I can unlock it with my tinkering skills.

1898
00:52:57,940 --> 00:52:59,600
Is it in a case?

1899
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,020
Bridget,

1900
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,220
I'm asking you.

1901
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,240
Okay.

1902
00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:04,680
Sorry.

1903
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,280
You're scared.

1904
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:05,560
It's frozen.

1905
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,020
I wasn't sure.

1906
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:06,360
Uh,

1907
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:06,580
yes,

1908
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:07,100
uh,

1909
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:07,420
it is,

1910
00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:08,980
it is in a glass case.

1911
00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:09,480
Okay.

1912
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,280
It's not yet though.

1913
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,340
It's an empty glass case.

1914
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:13,420
Yeah.

1915
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:14,480
There's nothing in there now.

1916
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,000
Um,

1917
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,680
some of the other artifacts in there are not under glass cases.

1918
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,220
Some are,

1919
00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:19,340
but this one definitely is.

1920
00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:20,620
And it's in the center of the room,

1921
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:21,500
uh,

1922
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,620
in like this main arch table,

1923
00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:24,840
right in the smack dab.

1924
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,120
And listen.

1925
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,620
Okay.

1926
00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:29,980
I,

1927
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:30,440
all right.

1928
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,100
That sounds good.

1929
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:31,540
Juffles.

1930
00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:33,880
Captain,

1931
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,960
give us like five minutes of,

1932
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,320
before you create your distraction.

1933
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,800
I can't make any promises.

1934
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Okay.

1935
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,680
Three minutes.

1936
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,020
I don't know.

1937
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:48,900
I don't know which way we're going here.

1938
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,060
I'm just joking.

1939
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:50,420
It's a,

1940
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:51,240
it's an expression.

1941
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:51,960
I'll be fine.

1942
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,420
Let's go.

1943
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:55,020
Boy.

1944
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,860
Boy.

1945
00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:58,220
Oh boy.

1946
00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:58,860
Okay.

1947
00:53:58,860 --> 00:53:59,740
So then I,

1948
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:03,860
I exit the bathroom and walk into where it's going to be.

1949
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:04,780
going to be displayed.

1950
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:06,960
In there,

1951
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,000
there are two guards.

1952
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,040
There are two Aruvian,

1953
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:10,660
uh,

1954
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:12,440
individuals with swords.

1955
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,120
Uh,

1956
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,360
one is a,

1957
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:14,840
uh,

1958
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,320
dark,

1959
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,160
taller female.

1960
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,760
One is a very tall male.

1961
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,760
The male looks familiar to you guys.

1962
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,000
Uh,

1963
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,480
you're not quite sure where he's from.

1964
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,260
Aladdin,

1965
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,280
the movie.

1966
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,600
it could be Aladdin.

1967
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,160
Uh,

1968
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,940
there are also two other members in here.

1969
00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,560
They both look like members of aristocracy,

1970
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:30,940
uh,

1971
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:31,500
aristocracy,

1972
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,100
uh,

1973
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:32,560
one male,

1974
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,160
one female,

1975
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,020
both kind of,

1976
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:34,440
you know,

1977
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,700
tight lipped,

1978
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:37,220
you know,

1979
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:39,120
general frown on their face sort of types.

1980
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,500
All right.

1981
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:47,360
so squish you're walking in and like getting into like a position.

1982
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,340
Yeah.

1983
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:49,240
All right.

1984
00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:54,300
I am going to walk in and just start perusing the wares,

1985
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:58,400
trying not trying just to avoid people coming up to me and talking,

1986
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,640
trying to avoid eye contact,

1987
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,460
uh,

1988
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:02,540
pretending to look at things,

1989
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:03,780
looking around the room,

1990
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:04,720
my hands,

1991
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,320
my pockets,

1992
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,280
maybe whistling or just making a whistling,

1993
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,360
whistling pantomime,

1994
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,660
but not making any noise.

1995
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:15,900
And waiting the three minutes we agreed until the captain comes in.

1996
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:18,780
Yes,

1997
00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:20,040
I am doing the same thing,

1998
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,060
except on the opposite side of the room.

1999
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:28,700
Captain.

2000
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,500
Oh,

2001
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,440
I thought you were right.

2002
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,900
I thought I still had to wait a few more minutes.

2003
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:33,900
I mean,

2004
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,300
yes,

2005
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,780
you don't have to actually wait the three minutes though.

2006
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:37,060
Right.

2007
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:39,380
You made a big deal about me.

2008
00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:39,720
Made it.

2009
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,200
Okay.

2010
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,080
Uh,

2011
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,500
just to give you some timing,

2012
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,120
you have about five minutes before,

2013
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:46,580
uh,

2014
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:46,740
the,

2015
00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:47,280
the,

2016
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:47,600
uh,

2017
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,200
artifact is supposed to come down.

2018
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,020
All right.

2019
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,500
So I come in and I kick open the door.

2020
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,660
Uh,

2021
00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:56,540
everyone immediately turns towards you.

2022
00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:57,440
The two Rubians,

2023
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:57,760
uh,

2024
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,700
have swords and they kind of just put their hands on them.

2025
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,880
The two guards also kind of turn as well.

2026
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,080
Gather around my friends and fellows.

2027
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:10,380
I have a story to tell you about being a pirate on the sea.

2028
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:12,620
Let me tell you the story about what I saw,

2029
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:18,360
thought what is a most beautiful mermaid and turned out to be the most beautiful fish.

2030
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,540
Come on,

2031
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:20,180
gather around,

2032
00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:20,860
gather around.

2033
00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:22,120
I'll tell you all about it.

2034
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,100
And does it work?

2035
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:25,440
Does I,

2036
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:25,980
do I go?

2037
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,200
Yeah.

2038
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:27,840
Yeah.

2039
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,680
You know what?

2040
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,300
Let's see.

2041
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,520
Or a command.

2042
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,360
Or a rack.

2043
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,840
Does he even kick the door open?

2044
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,640
The door wasn't even locked.

2045
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,000
It was like slightly ajar.

2046
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,240
He broke his foot.

2047
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:46,500
What do I have to do?

2048
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,640
So do you want to command them to come closer?

2049
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:50,880
Yeah.

2050
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,380
Okay.

2051
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:54,780
So you have one plus one because you have your,

2052
00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:55,040
uh,

2053
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:55,600
eye patch.

2054
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,260
Give me a second.

2055
00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:57,580
I mean,

2056
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,360
I might,

2057
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:58,780
my,

2058
00:56:58,780 --> 00:56:59,300
uh,

2059
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,080
thing went missing.

2060
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:00,580
The,

2061
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:00,840
uh,

2062
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,120
the,

2063
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,820
the toggles at the top that you'd be able to do that.

2064
00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:07,020
Do you have your character highlighted if you click on it?

2065
00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:08,760
There it goes.

2066
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:09,260
Okay.

2067
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:09,700
Um,

2068
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,980
I want to,

2069
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:13,000
I want to help him to command.

2070
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,380
So you're going to get command plus two.

2071
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:17,220
Cause you have one.

2072
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:17,520
And then,

2073
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:17,900
uh,

2074
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:18,840
Andy's going to help you.

2075
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,960
Can I help him too?

2076
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,040
I don't know how.

2077
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:21,660
No,

2078
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:22,200
no,

2079
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,580
I think only one person can help.

2080
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,560
You need to take her.

2081
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,620
I think you need to,

2082
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:27,600
I do need to tinker.

2083
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,560
What's the point of all of us distracting if none of us gets the thing?

2084
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,040
No,

2085
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:31,180
no,

2086
00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:31,360
no.

2087
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:31,860
I,

2088
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,960
the way I help is I tell the guards like you,

2089
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,580
you guys should probably get him the fuck out of here.

2090
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:37,620
What?

2091
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:40,440
He is drunk.

2092
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,380
I thought what you were going to do was something like,

2093
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:42,560
Oh,

2094
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,140
come on guys.

2095
00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:43,400
Let's go.

2096
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,180
Listen to this guy.

2097
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,000
He sounds great.

2098
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,320
Is that Captain Fitzcarl?

2099
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,840
Gather around Captain Adric Fitzclyde,

2100
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,980
the famous ghost pirate of Duskball.

2101
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:58,140
So you can,

2102
00:57:58,140 --> 00:57:58,360
uh,

2103
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,520
shake my head.

2104
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,120
He's choosing his real name.

2105
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:01,480
No,

2106
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,140
I guess you succeeded.

2107
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:04,540
Uh,

2108
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:05,600
so,

2109
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:08,140
so as you're talking,

2110
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:08,580
um,

2111
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:10,080
people are gathering around you.

2112
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,620
The two guards are kind of sneaking along the other side.

2113
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:13,500
They haven't,

2114
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:13,760
uh,

2115
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,760
kicked you out yet,

2116
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,860
but they are definitely closer to you than they are to the,

2117
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:18,280
uh,

2118
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,740
to the,

2119
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:20,140
uh,

2120
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:20,680
object.

2121
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,260
Um,

2122
00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:24,420
the other people are also starting to pay attention to you as well.

2123
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:25,720
The two rich people in there.

2124
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,080
And then the two Aruvians.

2125
00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:27,900
Holy shit.

2126
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,480
How'd you do that?

2127
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,180
Uh,

2128
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,680
I don't know.

2129
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,540
I typed a chat message.

2130
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:32,880
I forgot.

2131
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,280
It makes it zoom on my character.

2132
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:34,820
Yeah.

2133
00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:39,440
It's funny.

2134
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:39,620
No,

2135
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:39,800
I,

2136
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,180
my whole screen was blurry.

2137
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,220
Now everything's clear.

2138
00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:45,280
Everyone,

2139
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:45,800
uh,

2140
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,300
is starting to surround the captain captain.

2141
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:49,840
Continue on with your story.

2142
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,700
Please.

2143
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,580
I'm just telling all sorts of exotic stories.

2144
00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:55,240
All sorts of exotic stories about attractive fish.

2145
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,920
You know,

2146
00:58:58,920 --> 00:58:59,840
uh,

2147
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:00,180
you know,

2148
00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:00,560
basically,

2149
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,240
and,

2150
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:01,700
uh,

2151
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:02,040
you know,

2152
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,800
and how I was trying to catch my,

2153
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,280
uh,

2154
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,100
my great,

2155
00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:05,940
um,

2156
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:06,960
white whale.

2157
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,040
Um,

2158
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,680
that was actually a seal.

2159
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,100
So my great white seal,

2160
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:13,980
it might,

2161
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:14,300
he,

2162
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,260
I'm after him,

2163
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,700
cause one time I was eating on the deck and he ate my meal.

2164
00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:21,180
So that's the seal.

2165
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,160
Ate your meal.

2166
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,520
And that's the deal.

2167
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,860
And he stole my meal.

2168
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:27,500
It was a steel.

2169
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:27,920
All right.

2170
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,580
So that's the deal.

2171
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:35,080
He's bombing out there.

2172
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,220
Everyone's looking at me.

2173
00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:37,800
That's the point.

2174
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,680
And I'm also doing this weird finger gun thing.

2175
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,040
I'm like,

2176
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:40,400
Hey,

2177
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:47,300
White sealed my meal.

2178
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:57,340
That's how it works.

2179
00:59:57,340 --> 01:00:06,860
It's so stupid.

2180
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:12,040
But he's got him captivated.

2181
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,140
I know I am.

2182
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:19,040
And the guards are...

2183
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,880
Are they coming for him too?

2184
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,060
To like throw him out?

2185
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:27,360
It's a mixture of they want to throw you out

2186
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,900
but you actually haven't done anything

2187
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:31,460
besides been really loud and obnoxious.

2188
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:34,100
At a fancy party.

2189
01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:36,160
At a fancy party.

2190
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,400
And a frock.

2191
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,840
At least some people like, you know,

2192
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,220
are they into it?

2193
01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:45,280
Please.

2194
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:51,360
You know, you notice that in the corner...

2195
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,400
That means something, right?

2196
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,840
Out of the corner of your eye,

2197
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,640
you see two people who have come...

2198
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,320
They can hear you across the house.

2199
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,800
Including Raffaello,

2200
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,000
the powdered man you met before.

2201
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,840
And Turnswald.

2202
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,520
You guys remember him?

2203
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,760
Oh yeah.

2204
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,400
He made our shit.

2205
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,340
Didn't he?

2206
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,220
Oh yeah.

2207
01:01:11,220 --> 01:01:12,520
He's the expert.

2208
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,100
Yeah.

2209
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,340
He kind of comes stumbling

2210
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:17,760
and he's been drinking all night as well

2211
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,280
and he puts his hand on Raffaello's shoulder

2212
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:20,740
and he goes,

2213
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:21,480
Hey.

2214
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,380
I think I know this guy.

2215
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:27,100
I know how we can get him sober.

2216
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,880
So the captain has drawn,

2217
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,640
needless to say,

2218
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:34,600
quite a crowd.

2219
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,580
Nice.

2220
01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:36,480
I'm going to start...

2221
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,440
I'm going to start tinkering on this box.

2222
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,420
Okay.

2223
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:44,860
Go ahead and roll for tinker.

2224
01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:46,280
It's going to be a little desperate.

2225
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,060
Or what's one below...

2226
01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:48,900
Because it's risky normally.

2227
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,940
I would say it's desperate.

2228
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:53,700
Because you have a time crunch here.

2229
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,520
All right.

2230
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,560
Pretty tight one.

2231
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,040
Push yourself.

2232
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,160
I would like to push myself.

2233
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,460
Wait, then...

2234
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:02,300
What am I taking on stress?

2235
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:05,300
You'll take on two stress,

2236
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:06,760
but you'll also get an additional roll.

2237
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,460
Okay.

2238
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:07,640
Die.

2239
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,500
So I can...

2240
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,100
That's the modifier plus 1D.

2241
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,080
Yes.

2242
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,460
And then don't you have like a...

2243
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:16,840
Awesome skills?

2244
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,660
Probably.

2245
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:20,380
You probably have a lockpicking kit.

2246
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,780
Well, I have...

2247
01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:25,360
I think I have a standard load,

2248
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,500
but...

2249
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,140
Um...

2250
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:28,520
Yeah.

2251
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,500
But I don't think you have...

2252
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,820
Besides your finger guns,

2253
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:32,420
I don't think you've, uh...

2254
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:33,940
loaded anything yet.

2255
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:34,940
No.

2256
01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:36,780
No, those...

2257
01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:38,000
They're registered weapons.

2258
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,560
Uh...

2259
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:40,840
Okay.

2260
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,440
Sure.

2261
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,860
So then, yes.

2262
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:44,540
Tinkering tools.

2263
01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:46,620
I got those.

2264
01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:48,140
In my pockets.

2265
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:48,520
All right.

2266
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,620
So then it'll be plus 2.

2267
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,580
Plus the one I already have,

2268
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:52,040
or...

2269
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,400
2 together.

2270
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:53,980
All together.

2271
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,980
2 all together.

2272
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:56,360
Okay.

2273
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,380
Plus 1 for pushing yourself,

2274
01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:58,200
if you still want to do that,

2275
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,360
and then plus 1 for, uh...

2276
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,080
Well, then whatever your...

2277
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,180
Your tinkering is.

2278
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,040
Yeah.

2279
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,400
Right.

2280
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,220
On top of your tinker.

2281
01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:05,880
All right.

2282
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,900
I mean, it's automatically calculating that,

2283
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:08,780
so...

2284
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:11,200
All right.

2285
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,000
Holy shit.

2286
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,860
Only partial.

2287
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:16,980
Partial.

2288
01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:21,220
Uh, you...

2289
01:03:21,220 --> 01:03:23,240
Tell me how you tinker this glass case.

2290
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,820
Uh, the lock is not particularly,

2291
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:26,240
uh...

2292
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,200
Like, it's not magical or anything like that.

2293
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:28,860
Okay.

2294
01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:30,520
Uh, was it difficult for me?

2295
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,980
Uh, yeah.

2296
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:33,480
I think...

2297
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,300
I think maybe the stress and the timing of it

2298
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:36,080
made you a little fumbly.

2299
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,100
All right.

2300
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,700
Well, I'm looking over my shoulder the entire time

2301
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,860
watching Captain just finger gun from left to right

2302
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,100
talking about various fishes.

2303
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:45,920
marlins, whales, seals, crustaceans,

2304
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,420
just all manner of wildlife

2305
01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:51,800
that he may or may not have fallen in love or lust with.

2306
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
Yeah.

2307
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,220
Or mistaking them for various merpeople.

2308
01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:58,780
And, um...

2309
01:03:58,780 --> 01:03:59,820
I'm fumbling around.

2310
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,540
It's not immediately clear that...

2311
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:02,420
How to do this

2312
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:03,600
because it's just, like,

2313
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:04,480
such a fancy lock.

2314
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:05,460
And I look over at Squish

2315
01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:07,680
and he's sweating, I think.

2316
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,300
Or...

2317
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,320
I don't know.

2318
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:09,820
Squish?

2319
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,840
Yeah.

2320
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,340
I'm just watching you fumble with it.

2321
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:13,780
Okay.

2322
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:14,740
Uh...

2323
01:04:14,740 --> 01:04:16,260
But I feel an immense amount of pressure.

2324
01:04:16,260 --> 01:04:18,100
Like rubbing my forehead

2325
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:19,920
to get rid of the sweat.

2326
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:20,700
Yeah.

2327
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:23,120
And I'm dabbing sweat off of my forehead, too,

2328
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:23,960
with my tie.

2329
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,740
And I just keep going

2330
01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:27,260
and eventually it pops open,

2331
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:27,900
to my surprise.

2332
01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:29,240
I wasn't even expecting it to open

2333
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:29,980
at the time it opened,

2334
01:04:29,980 --> 01:04:31,100
but it does pop open.

2335
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,420
And...

2336
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:34,040
Who has the fake?

2337
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,180
I do.

2338
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:35,940
Okay.

2339
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:37,820
Uh...

2340
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:38,300
Unfortunately.

2341
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,440
I motion over for you.

2342
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,680
All right.

2343
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,080
I walk over and I try...

2344
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,520
I place it in the...

2345
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,040
the...

2346
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,480
the container.

2347
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,400
All right.

2348
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,980
And I slam it closed

2349
01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:52,000
and I look over at the captain

2350
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,020
who's eyeing me

2351
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:53,960
over the shoulders

2352
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,100
of everybody he's talking to

2353
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:55,760
while he's telling

2354
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:56,740
just poppycock stories

2355
01:04:56,740 --> 01:04:57,980
and I give him two big...

2356
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:04,900
As soon as you finish

2357
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,560
putting the fake in there

2358
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,020
and you're locking,

2359
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:09,200
you're giving him finger guns,

2360
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,560
you can hear

2361
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,320
from somewhere in the house

2362
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,260
some chimes like,

2363
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,300
do do do do do do do do do do do.

2364
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,560
It is one hour has passed

2365
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,340
and the fake,

2366
01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:20,180
or the real one

2367
01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:22,040
is about to be brought out.

2368
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,920
I still don't know

2369
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,640
what we're going to do

2370
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:25,380
after this squish.

2371
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:26,820
I feel like we're...

2372
01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:28,700
uh...

2373
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:29,280
flying by the seat

2374
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:29,980
of our pants here.

2375
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:32,000
Yeah, that's...

2376
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,640
that's our MO.

2377
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,160
Um...

2378
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,120
All right.

2379
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,620
I have an idea.

2380
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:41,020
What's your idea?

2381
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,440
My idea is perhaps

2382
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,860
we can get the expert

2383
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:46,080
to declare ours

2384
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,080
the real one.

2385
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,120
But he doesn't...

2386
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:49,980
That's not what we want.

2387
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,140
Well, I thought we wanted

2388
01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:53,200
to sell the fake one.

2389
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,980
No, we want...

2390
01:05:54,980 --> 01:05:56,260
we want it to be known

2391
01:05:56,260 --> 01:05:57,780
after it's sold,

2392
01:05:57,780 --> 01:05:59,260
the expert's going to come in

2393
01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:00,580
and tell everyone it's fake.

2394
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:03,100
Oh, to embarrass them.

2395
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:04,000
Yes.

2396
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,480
Right.

2397
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,660
So that's going to be

2398
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,600
not great.

2399
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,660
No, so...

2400
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,660
we have to steal

2401
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:10,960
the real one somehow

2402
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,840
and the confusion.

2403
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,040
Does anyone have

2404
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:15,800
a smoke bomb?

2405
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,680
Let me check

2406
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,460
my load out.

2407
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,520
Does anybody have

2408
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,140
any chili powder?

2409
01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:27,380
What about human hair

2410
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:28,440
from a baby?

2411
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,800
Ah, yes.

2412
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:30,800
The most flammable hair

2413
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:31,260
of all.

2414
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:34,980
Is that true?

2415
01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:35,620
That's why they put

2416
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:36,640
those little caps on them.

2417
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,880
On the babies?

2418
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,620
On the babies.

2419
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:41,340
Yeah, you see babies

2420
01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:42,400
they always put hats on them.

2421
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,200
Oh.

2422
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,040
No.

2423
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,020
It's because their hair

2424
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:46,720
is so flammable.

2425
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,080
I've never seen a baby.

2426
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,000
What?

2427
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,120
Are you talking as chuckles

2428
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:53,640
or as yourself now?

2429
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,360
Is this in or out of character?

2430
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,160
Sometimes it's hard to know.

2431
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:57,160
No.

2432
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:57,640
No.

2433
01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:57,820
No.

2434
01:06:57,820 --> 01:07:01,820
All right.

2435
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:04,040
I'm starting to slowly walk

2436
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,340
towards the door

2437
01:07:05,340 --> 01:07:06,180
and the captain.

2438
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:12,100
Squish, what are you doing?

2439
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:14,420
I'm going to hang out

2440
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:16,480
by the back table, so...

2441
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:16,840
Okay.

2442
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:18,200
But, like, I'm going to walk away

2443
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:18,960
so it doesn't look like

2444
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,340
I was the last one

2445
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:21,260
by the...

2446
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,700
Right.

2447
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,020
Real casual, like.

2448
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:24,620
Yeah.

2449
01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:27,700
I'm standing on this detritus now.

2450
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:29,120
Kind of, like, just...

2451
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,380
Like, doing this.

2452
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,460
Like, even though I'm talking,

2453
01:07:31,460 --> 01:07:32,420
like, telling a story.

2454
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:35,060
Like, I'm conducting an orchestra.

2455
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:35,520
Captain.

2456
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,000
Yes?

2457
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,700
This is me.

2458
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:43,860
Char...

2459
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:44,620
Char...

2460
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:45,420
Juckles.

2461
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:45,900
Your...

2462
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,700
Boy.

2463
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,580
What am I?

2464
01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:49,580
Your cabin boy.

2465
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:51,820
Ah, my cabin boy.

2466
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:52,320
Yes.

2467
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:52,920
This is the lad

2468
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,040
I was telling you about.

2469
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,040
Yes, yes.

2470
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:55,820
Charles Xander Juckles.

2471
01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:56,500
Right.

2472
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,780
He's my cabin boy.

2473
01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,340
I'm so proud of him.

2474
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:00,040
This is the one

2475
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:00,900
that actually landed

2476
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:01,440
the mermaid.

2477
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,540
We have places to be,

2478
01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:04,780
and I'm trying to get you out,

2479
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:05,620
like when a...

2480
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,420
When, like, a politician's assistant

2481
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,100
is trying to get them

2482
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:08,800
out of the place.

2483
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,400
You know?

2484
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,540
We have places to be.

2485
01:08:10,540 --> 01:08:11,820
All right.

2486
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:12,540
We have got to go,

2487
01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:13,220
my friends.

2488
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:15,080
My fellow friends and audience.

2489
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,680
You have been a great one.

2490
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,440
What a crowd.

2491
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:18,280
What a crowd.

2492
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,040
I couldn't ask for a better one.

2493
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,020
Vote for me in the...

2494
01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:23,520
In the voting season.

2495
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,260
Whatever that means.

2496
01:08:25,260 --> 01:08:25,860
What are we doing?

2497
01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,060
Am I running for election?

2498
01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:27,400
No.

2499
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,780
I'm doing something.

2500
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:29,060
No.

2501
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:29,440
You...

2502
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:29,680
All right.

2503
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:30,420
Let's just go.

2504
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:31,920
I'm...

2505
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,740
Look for me in the funny.

2506
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:34,960
Please.

2507
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:40,020
As you turn and go down the hallway,

2508
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:43,700
you see Watt and two men behind him.

2509
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:45,200
These are two guards,

2510
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,520
and between the two of them,

2511
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,180
they are holding a little box

2512
01:08:49,180 --> 01:08:50,860
on their own little glass case

2513
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,440
with the lion inside.

2514
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,960
Is there anybody else in this room?

2515
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,720
No.

2516
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,920
Everyone has either

2517
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,860
backed away from this strange screaming man

2518
01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:04,180
or they're inexplicably drawn to him.

2519
01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,480
So everyone...

2520
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:06,940
The hallway itself is empty.

2521
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:09,140
All right.

2522
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:11,540
I need to make a desperate move,

2523
01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:12,180
I think.

2524
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:13,920
All right.

2525
01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:20,700
I'm going to punch one of them

2526
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,660
and give him a real low blow.

2527
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:23,660
One of the...

2528
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:24,720
The person that looks like

2529
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,240
they have the most control over the egg

2530
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:26,820
or lion,

2531
01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:27,760
whatever the fuck it is.

2532
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,340
I don't know.

2533
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:30,160
I think that's a lie.

2534
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:33,040
You're just going to go with...

2535
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,240
Punch one of them?

2536
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,580
I want to do like one of those old tricks

2537
01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:38,380
where I do that...

2538
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,340
Where I shake my hand

2539
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:40,180
and they look up into your hand

2540
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:41,720
and I just punch him right in the nuts.

2541
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,060
All right.

2542
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:45,160
Captain,

2543
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:45,820
what are you going to do

2544
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,780
while he goes and punches the guard?

2545
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:52,420
I'm going to grab...

2546
01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:53,080
Oh, shit.

2547
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:53,400
Fire.

2548
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,400
Oh, no.

2549
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,180
They're rabid.

2550
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,300
They're exploding.

2551
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:06,180
Sorry.

2552
01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,640
It spooked me.

2553
01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:14,540
Um...

2554
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,980
I'm honestly...

2555
01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:17,980
Maybe we should take a quick break

2556
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:19,160
before we continue.

2557
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,940
Maybe you should close that damn window.

2558
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,300
It's been nothing but distractions.

2559
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,780
I just need to run

2560
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,980
and get something to drink.

2561
01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:28,280
If you want to take a quick break.

2562
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:29,240
Okay.

2563
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:29,340
Okay.

2564
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:47,320
honoring this decided in a studio

2565
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:55,000
in a studio

2566
01:10:55,000 --> 01:11:24,980
I'm sorry.

2567
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,960
I'm sorry.

2568
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,960
I'm sorry.

2569
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,960
I'm sorry.

2570
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:14,960
I'm sorry.

2571
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,960
I'm sorry.

2572
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:24,960
I'm sorry.

2573
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:52,960
I'm sorry.

2574
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,960
I'm sorry.

2575
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:04,960
Really, Brandon and Andy are the glue that hold this group together.

2576
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,960
Do you think they're with each other right now?

2577
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:08,960
No.

2578
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,960
That'd be ridiculous.

2579
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,960
But what if they were?

2580
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,960
But sometimes you and Boo are with each other.

2581
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,960
That's true.

2582
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:16,960
Sometimes.

2583
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,960
That's true.

2584
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,960
Sometimes.

2585
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,960
Oh, man.

2586
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,960
How will they get out of this one?

2587
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,960
Yeah.

2588
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:29,960
You'll see.

2589
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,960
Throat crunch was not in my potentialities list.

2590
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,960
Do you have a potentialities list?

2591
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:37,960
No.

2592
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:38,960
I try to think.

2593
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,960
I was going to say, you're a way better DM than me.

2594
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:47,960
I try to think what you might do, but every once in a while, throat punch just sleeps through the clocks.

2595
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,960
No, it's nut punch.

2596
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,960
Oh, nut punch.

2597
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,960
I have an idea for a flashback when everyone gets back, if I may.

2598
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:58,960
Oh, of course.

2599
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:05,960
Never the matter.

2600
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,960
What is that?

2601
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,960
Is that Harry Potter?

2602
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:18,960
No, it's from this parody someone made of the new Velma TV show.

2603
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,960
Have you watched it?

2604
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,960
No, I've watched the parody a lot, though.

2605
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:23,960
So.

2606
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,960
Oh, I've seen the trailer and I felt like that was enough.

2607
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,960
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Scooby Doo.

2608
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,960
I really like a lot of it.

2609
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,960
And it seems like Velma doesn't really like it as much.

2610
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,960
And he does too.

2611
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:38,960
Like the show.

2612
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,960
Oh, they're making fun of it and not in a good way.

2613
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:48,960
Yeah, but not in like a ha ha, isn't this a little archaic and funny, but more of like a mean spirited way.

2614
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,960
What is this?

2615
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:51,960
I don't like her ever.

2616
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,960
Mindy Kaling.

2617
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:54,960
Oh, I don't like her either.

2618
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:55,960
Yeah.

2619
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,960
So I refuse to watch it as soon as I knew she was involved.

2620
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,960
Watch that video that, uh, did we send you that video?

2621
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:02,960
The scary one?

2622
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:03,960
The parody?

2623
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:04,960
Yeah, where it's like...

2624
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:05,960
Yeah.

2625
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:06,960
Ugh.

2626
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:07,960
Never the matter.

2627
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:08,960
I just...

2628
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,960
Yeah, that one's a good one.

2629
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:11,960
Watch it.

2630
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:12,960
It's pretty, uh, it's pretty eldritch.

2631
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,960
I like eldritch.

2632
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,960
Are you smoking?

2633
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,960
In my house?

2634
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,960
Without my consent?

2635
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,960
He just saw a rabbit explode.

2636
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,960
Yeah, cut the man.

2637
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:27,960
He's got PTSD.

2638
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:32,960
And I started dying because it scared me.

2639
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,960
I inhaled my spit.

2640
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,960
Explode now?

2641
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,960
I'm gonna explode.

2642
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:38,960
All right.

2643
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,960
So what was I doing?

2644
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:44,960
Um, someone was grabbing something, um, before the fireworks happened.

2645
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:46,960
Who are you punching in the dick?

2646
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:47,960
All right.

2647
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,960
So I have a flashback.

2648
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:54,960
Uh, you said that they're like, there's two guards and between them they're carrying this

2649
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:55,960
big artifact.

2650
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,960
And the water guy.

2651
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,960
They're carrying a box with the artifact in it.

2652
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:00,960
Yeah.

2653
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:01,960
All right.

2654
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:08,960
Uh, I'd like to go in a flashback to when, uh, we're all in the junk fort and it's nighttime

2655
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:15,960
and, uh, we're all just laying in our various sleeping corners.

2656
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:22,960
And I ask if anybody's awake and everyone is awake and we stand around the hole, like it's

2657
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:24,960
a campfire and we talk about like just stories.

2658
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:31,960
And I tell this story about like when I was a kid and I was in this situation in which, um,

2659
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:38,960
I was feeling very desperate and these two kids were holding my lunchbox and they were keeping

2660
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,960
it away from me.

2661
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,960
And then I just started punching nuts.

2662
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:50,960
But when I retold the story, I had like this very unique and like, I don't know, what do

2663
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,960
you call it?

2664
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,960
Like, like violence in my eyes that you could see.

2665
01:16:54,960 --> 01:17:01,960
And you're, you, and I think, uh, Captain, you saw that look of desperation and violence

2666
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,960
in my eyes right before I walk up to these people.

2667
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:09,960
So you know what I'm about to do, which is just go nut hunting.

2668
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,960
He's got that look in his eye.

2669
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,960
Exactly.

2670
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:15,960
Everybody run!

2671
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,960
No, don't tell them to run!

2672
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:28,960
I mean, I don't know what you do, but you know that I am backed into a corner.

2673
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:29,960
I am desperate.

2674
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:30,960
I'm going to punch these people in the nuts.

2675
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,960
Uh, cause we do have to, we're stealing it.

2676
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:34,960
Right?

2677
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:40,960
You, you do have to do something with that other, uh, that other artifact.

2678
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,960
It has to disappear.

2679
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:42,960
Mm-hmm.

2680
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:43,960
Yeah.

2681
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:44,960
All right.

2682
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,960
I think I've got a plan.

2683
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:48,960
Well, you're in the other room though.

2684
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:49,960
Yeah.

2685
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:50,960
And I'm about to go nut hunting.

2686
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,960
I hear, I hear Captain yell, he's got that look.

2687
01:17:55,960 --> 01:18:03,960
And I start, I start, I start walking, or well, running out to see the nut hunt commence.

2688
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:04,960
All right.

2689
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:13,960
Uh, what walks, walk, what, sorry, is oblivious to your nut hunting rage.

2690
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,960
And he just, uh, walks up to you guys and he's like, hello.

2691
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,960
Uh, the artifact is here at last.

2692
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:24,960
Uh, we're just going to go put it in the, uh, in the ball room or the, uh, study.

2693
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,660
He doesn't know how they're talking.

2694
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,740
He doesn't know how they're talking and I just

2695
01:18:28,740 --> 01:18:29,860
jack him in the nuts.

2696
01:18:29,860 --> 01:18:32,080
So he just says ballroom.

2697
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:39,120
I just imagine ballroom blitz!

2698
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,040
Ballroom blitz!

2699
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,780
Alright, you knock what?

2700
01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:47,480
Is that what you'd like to do?

2701
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:50,960
I'm out of laws, but yes,

2702
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,100
I had that look in my eyes. He warned him.

2703
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:53,660
Okay.

2704
01:18:53,660 --> 01:19:00,640
You have to roll a wreck.

2705
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,040
You have to wreck his balls.

2706
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:09,120
I don't know how I could help you in this.

2707
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:12,820
Is that what you're saying to them or

2708
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,200
everywhere to us?

2709
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,540
Well, I think about it. I think it.

2710
01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:19,660
I'm telling you two.

2711
01:19:19,660 --> 01:19:20,760
Here.

2712
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:23,520
I wish I could help you punch this guy in the nuts.

2713
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:27,960
Oh, he's got that look in his eyes.

2714
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:31,760
Punch the owner of the house.

2715
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,520
The host of the party.

2716
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,480
In the nuts.

2717
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:38,340
Alright.

2718
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:41,320
I don't know if this is a great idea.

2719
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,320
Does he have to roll?

2720
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,300
Yeah.

2721
01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:45,540
Yeah, no, he does.

2722
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,180
If you want to punch him in the nuts, you can wreck him.

2723
01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:51,060
Or you can come up with something else to do in your blood rage.

2724
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:52,700
My nut rage.

2725
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:54,920
And I am going to stress myself.

2726
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,940
I feel like I don't really have a choice at this point.

2727
01:19:57,940 --> 01:20:00,340
Yeah, it's a desperate maneuver.

2728
01:20:00,340 --> 01:20:01,580
This is pretty risky.

2729
01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:03,060
Pretty desperate.

2730
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:03,920
Pretty desperate.

2731
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,440
I'm going to start walking towards the two carry in the box.

2732
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:11,880
Alright.

2733
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:15,620
You wail on this poor guy.

2734
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:17,700
You get him right in the graham crackers.

2735
01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:20,000
He doesn't even think.

2736
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,900
He just crumples to the ground.

2737
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,760
And the two guards just stop.

2738
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,720
Just dead.

2739
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,660
Just because they've never seen someone get punched in the nuts.

2740
01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:30,140
Quite so hard.

2741
01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,940
I got two more where that came from.

2742
01:20:31,940 --> 01:20:33,440
You lad's about to run.

2743
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,600
He's on a rampage.

2744
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,300
He's running.

2745
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:41,720
And I start like a bear.

2746
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,980
I go, oh my god, what a maniac.

2747
01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:45,280
And I look at the two guards.

2748
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,780
I'm like, you have to get him.

2749
01:20:46,780 --> 01:20:48,340
And one of you has to get him.

2750
01:20:48,340 --> 01:20:50,280
One of you has to help Watt out.

2751
01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:55,020
The guards don't really know what to do.

2752
01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:57,460
So one of them hands the box to the other one.

2753
01:20:57,460 --> 01:20:58,660
And he rushes over to Watt.

2754
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:01,120
And is like struggling to get Watt to stand.

2755
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,980
Who is just completely like crumpled in pain at this point.

2756
01:21:04,980 --> 01:21:06,220
His eyes are completely crossed.

2757
01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:07,880
Just completely.

2758
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,400
He can't.

2759
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,740
He can't think.

2760
01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:10,840
He can't breathe.

2761
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:15,040
And he just kind of has his hand over Watt.

2762
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:15,980
And he's kind of like.

2763
01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:18,060
As Watt's limping.

2764
01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:18,600
You know.

2765
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:19,560
You know.

2766
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:20,600
Upstairs.

2767
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:22,800
He manages to take him upstairs.

2768
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:23,880
He's still in the room.

2769
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:24,180
I want to.

2770
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:24,800
Well.

2771
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,620
I want to sway the other.

2772
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:27,560
The other guard.

2773
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:28,860
The guard holding the box set.

2774
01:21:28,860 --> 01:21:29,840
Give me the box.

2775
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:30,800
I'll take it into the room.

2776
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:31,660
Everything will be fine.

2777
01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:32,680
You have to go look after.

2778
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:33,040
Or.

2779
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:33,980
You have to go.

2780
01:21:33,980 --> 01:21:35,080
Get the.

2781
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:36,680
The guy that assaulted him.

2782
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:37,800
That's me.

2783
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,160
And you're going to try to sway him.

2784
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:39,760
Convince him.

2785
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:40,360
Yeah.

2786
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,220
I pretend to grab Chuckles.

2787
01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:43,480
Like I'm holding him back.

2788
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,040
Like I'm.

2789
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:44,520
You know.

2790
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,920
Stand here, man.

2791
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:46,580
What are you doing?

2792
01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:48,520
So are you going to assist him.

2793
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,860
By making him look real scary?

2794
01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:50,500
Yeah.

2795
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:50,680
Yeah.

2796
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:51,320
And Chuckles.

2797
01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:51,700
Chuckles.

2798
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:52,520
When he gets.

2799
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:53,860
When that guard gets close.

2800
01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:55,380
Whale at him.

2801
01:21:55,380 --> 01:21:57,920
Whale on those duds.

2802
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,500
Okay.

2803
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:00,900
Swish.

2804
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:01,960
Swish.

2805
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:02,940
I'll give you a.

2806
01:22:02,940 --> 01:22:04,940
Plus one from Brandon.

2807
01:22:04,940 --> 01:22:05,300
For.

2808
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:06,280
For his assistance.

2809
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:07,200
And try to sway him.

2810
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:07,940
All right.

2811
01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:09,480
I'm going to push myself too.

2812
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:10,340
All right.

2813
01:22:10,340 --> 01:22:11,140
Make sure when you're pushing.

2814
01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:12,300
You're giving yourself one stress.

2815
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,680
I know you don't have to take stress normally.

2816
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:13,920
But.

2817
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,140
Yeah.

2818
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,040
No.

2819
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:16,740
I don't take injury.

2820
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:17,860
Oh.

2821
01:22:17,860 --> 01:22:18,180
That's right.

2822
01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:18,780
You don't take injury.

2823
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:19,700
I've been.

2824
01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:21,080
I've been giving myself to stress.

2825
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,060
Okay.

2826
01:22:22,060 --> 01:22:22,460
Perfect.

2827
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:23,040
It's good to be.

2828
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:23,680
Risky.

2829
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:26,760
Risky.

2830
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:27,860
Yeah.

2831
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:28,300
Risky.

2832
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:30,060
I mean.

2833
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:31,420
This guy just saw someone get like.

2834
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:31,900
Knocked out.

2835
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:32,700
Punch in the nuts.

2836
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:33,620
I think it's pretty.

2837
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:34,440
Risky.

2838
01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:35,940
He gives you.

2839
01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:36,880
He.

2840
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,840
He.

2841
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,760
He gives you.

2842
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:39,720
The box.

2843
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,300
And he starts to kind of.

2844
01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:43,200
Walk.

2845
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:43,800
He.

2846
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,080
He follows the other guard.

2847
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,600
Who's struggling to help Watt upstairs.

2848
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,640
Because Watt has just become stiff as a board.

2849
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:49,520
At this point.

2850
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,160
He is.

2851
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:53,240
He is.

2852
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,400
Incapacitated.

2853
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,680
All right.

2854
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:57,420
I take the box.

2855
01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:58,840
I start walking it towards the.

2856
01:22:58,840 --> 01:22:59,940
Ball room.

2857
01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:02,620
Right.

2858
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,940
Oh wait.

2859
01:23:03,940 --> 01:23:04,760
You didn't say that out loud.

2860
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:05,500
I was going to.

2861
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,380
I was going to say Watt.

2862
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:06,560
So.

2863
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,120
Don't say that word.

2864
01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:13,300
I'm just going to take this to the ball room now.

2865
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:14,820
The ball room.

2866
01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:20,180
All right.

2867
01:23:20,180 --> 01:23:21,680
And then I walk it up to the table.

2868
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,320
But.

2869
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:26,740
I go behind the table.

2870
01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:29,180
And then I set the thing on the ground.

2871
01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:30,720
And.

2872
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,440
I'm going to break the glass.

2873
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:33,100
And take it.

2874
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,880
Into your.

2875
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,060
Inside the ball room or.

2876
01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:37,600
Inside the ball room.

2877
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:37,960
I'm going to.

2878
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,000
I'm going to bring the.

2879
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:39,820
The real.

2880
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:40,900
Lion out there.

2881
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:42,120
Okay.

2882
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:43,200
Set it.

2883
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:43,800
I'm going to.

2884
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,660
Set it on the ground.

2885
01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:45,820
And I'm going to break the glass.

2886
01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,180
And take the real line.

2887
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,000
Okay.

2888
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:49,660
I mean.

2889
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:50,360
It's just glass.

2890
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,320
I don't think you need to roll.

2891
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,520
Anything special for that.

2892
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,200
You definitely are.

2893
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,380
Able to take it.

2894
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:57,520
But he doesn't have any toes.

2895
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,600
In my hat.

2896
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,580
He puts it in your hat.

2897
01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:01,780
When you put it in your hat.

2898
01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:02,240
You hear.

2899
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,000
A little voice.

2900
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:03,440
Just go.

2901
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,700
Hello.

2902
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:08,760
What the fuck.

2903
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:12,240
Hello.

2904
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:14,080
Hello.

2905
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:14,280
Hello.

2906
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,300
Oh no.

2907
01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:18,700
This thing is cursed.

2908
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:21,140
I'm hearing voices now.

2909
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:23,020
Do we need a refresher.

2910
01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:23,940
On what it looks like.

2911
01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:24,660
It is cursed.

2912
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,560
Oh shoot.

2913
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:27,820
I forgot what it looks like.

2914
01:24:27,820 --> 01:24:29,660
That is a cursed lion.

2915
01:24:29,660 --> 01:24:32,440
Hello.

2916
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:34,200
Hello.

2917
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:36,840
All right.

2918
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:38,360
So you break the glass.

2919
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,380
You steal the lion.

2920
01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:42,560
Everyone's kind of gathered.

2921
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,220
Into the ballroom.

2922
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:44,760
At this point.

2923
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,760
Because now the crowning joy.

2924
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:48,340
Is on display.

2925
01:24:48,340 --> 01:24:50,180
And everyone starts to go.

2926
01:24:50,180 --> 01:24:51,140
And look at it.

2927
01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:53,040
People are filtering in.

2928
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:53,920
And out of the room.

2929
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:56,200
There's supposed to be another hour.

2930
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:57,480
Before the audition.

2931
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:58,200
Or the audition.

2932
01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,280
The auction takes place.

2933
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:00,660
What would you guys.

2934
01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:02,240
Like to do for an hour.

2935
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:03,480
Well.

2936
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:04,500
I feel.

2937
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,140
I feel like the guards.

2938
01:25:06,140 --> 01:25:07,200
Are still coming after me.

2939
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,840
They're going to help.

2940
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:10,620
Wad upstairs.

2941
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:11,740
But you have a few minutes.

2942
01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:13,080
Oh.

2943
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:13,620
None of them are.

2944
01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:14,380
None of them are.

2945
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,260
Coming after me.

2946
01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:17,760
No.

2947
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,480
They were too.

2948
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,040
I don't.

2949
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:19,960
They did not.

2950
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,880
Hear what happened.

2951
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,440
In the hallway.

2952
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,960
Because.

2953
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:24,640
Surprisingly.

2954
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,360
Punching a guy.

2955
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:25,880
In the nuts.

2956
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:26,840
Doesn't make a lot of noise.

2957
01:25:27,620 --> 01:25:28,500
So I've been holding.

2958
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:29,860
I've been holding this guy.

2959
01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:30,900
For 10 minutes.

2960
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:31,300
For nothing.

2961
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:32,300
Oh.

2962
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:33,300
I thought they saw me.

2963
01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:34,240
I thought Wad was like.

2964
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:34,980
Right in front of him.

2965
01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:35,900
And everybody saw me.

2966
01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:36,060
Just.

2967
01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:38,060
Wail on this guy's.

2968
01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:39,380
Tallywhacker.

2969
01:25:39,380 --> 01:25:39,740
No.

2970
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:39,980
So.

2971
01:25:39,980 --> 01:25:41,540
Everyone was in the.

2972
01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:42,420
It was either.

2973
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:43,180
Out.

2974
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:43,720
In the.

2975
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:44,460
Drawing room.

2976
01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:45,320
Or in the.

2977
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,400
Ball roof.

2978
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,340
And Wad was coming down.

2979
01:25:48,340 --> 01:25:49,340
To bring the.

2980
01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:50,360
The lion.

2981
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:51,300
Into the ball room.

2982
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:52,440
Oh.

2983
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,540
But they hadn't done that yet.

2984
01:25:53,540 --> 01:25:54,660
Oh.

2985
01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:55,320
I thought I was.

2986
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,020
Okay.

2987
01:25:56,380 --> 01:25:56,720
All right.

2988
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:57,500
Because I would have.

2989
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:57,780
I would.

2990
01:25:57,780 --> 01:25:58,800
I think in that case.

2991
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,060
I would have just hit the guards.

2992
01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:01,420
But.

2993
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:02,440
I guess I.

2994
01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:03,100
Wailed on.

2995
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:03,660
But you didn't.

2996
01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:04,960
Yes.

2997
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,040
I did.

2998
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:06,940
Not rage.

2999
01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:09,120
Captain.

3000
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:09,240
Captain.

3001
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,880
I don't know what came over me.

3002
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,160
I don't know either.

3003
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,180
It was definitely.

3004
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:16,720
Something.

3005
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:17,860
Yeah.

3006
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:20,040
That was a little.

3007
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,240
Nuts.

3008
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:22,680
Yeah.

3009
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:31,620
Let's get the fuck out of here.

3010
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:32,200
All right.

3011
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:32,680
I.

3012
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:34,280
I don't.

3013
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,180
Remember.

3014
01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:35,960
We don't need.

3015
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:36,380
To.

3016
01:26:36,380 --> 01:26:37,140
Oh.

3017
01:26:37,140 --> 01:26:38,760
I.

3018
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,100
Don't know if we need to be here.

3019
01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:41,220
We just need that guy.

3020
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:41,620
To.

3021
01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:42,460
I guess.

3022
01:26:42,460 --> 01:26:42,820
Yeah.

3023
01:26:42,820 --> 01:26:43,300
We got it.

3024
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:43,560
Yeah.

3025
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:43,820
We got.

3026
01:26:43,820 --> 01:26:43,920
We got.

3027
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:44,720
We need that guy.

3028
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:45,360
To.

3029
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:45,840
Not.

3030
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:46,300
I mean.

3031
01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:47,020
He's already drunk.

3032
01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:47,420
So.

3033
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:49,440
Squish might have to slap him.

3034
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,860
Oh.

3035
01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,200
Yeah.

3036
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,540
I'll slap that guy.

3037
01:26:53,540 --> 01:26:54,320
Slap him.

3038
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:55,320
Slap him sober.

3039
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:56,500
But.

3040
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,820
I think.

3041
01:26:57,820 --> 01:26:59,000
Me.

3042
01:26:59,000 --> 01:26:59,720
And the captain.

3043
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,420
We'll start going out.

3044
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:02,620
To the break area.

3045
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:04,980
And see if we can't find.

3046
01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:06,220
Some cigarettes to drink.

3047
01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:10,420
Gang cigarettes.

3048
01:27:10,420 --> 01:27:12,700
All right.

3049
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:13,000
You could.

3050
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:13,240
Captain.

3051
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:14,060
You're going outside too?

3052
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:14,960
Yep.

3053
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,660
I could use some sobering cigarettes.

3054
01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:18,260
It's been.

3055
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:18,840
Turn's follow is.

3056
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,540
Sorry.

3057
01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:21,360
No.

3058
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:21,700
Go ahead.

3059
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:23,420
I was just going to say.

3060
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:24,440
Turn's follow is in the.

3061
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,360
Is in the ballroom.

3062
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,540
He's overlooking all the.

3063
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:27,280
The pieces.

3064
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,020
And he's kind of.

3065
01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:28,240
You know.

3066
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:29,600
Bringing his glasses down.

3067
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,920
And squinting at them.

3068
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,440
And putting them back up.

3069
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:33,940
You know.

3070
01:27:33,940 --> 01:27:34,360
Just.

3071
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:35,200
Just.

3072
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:36,320
You can't quite tell if he's.

3073
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,560
He's stumbling for sure.

3074
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,860
All right.

3075
01:27:39,860 --> 01:27:40,140
So.

3076
01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:40,780
I asked him.

3077
01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:40,960
I'm like.

3078
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:41,320
Are you.

3079
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:42,100
Okay.

3080
01:27:42,100 --> 01:27:42,360
To.

3081
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:44,520
Tell everyone that that one's a fake.

3082
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:44,760
Like.

3083
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,780
I whisper it to him.

3084
01:27:45,780 --> 01:27:47,300
Fake.

3085
01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:49,780
I don't think any of these things are fake.

3086
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:51,540
I course can do my job.

3087
01:27:51,540 --> 01:27:52,520
What do you think I am?

3088
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:53,120
I'm not some.

3089
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,900
Surly pirate.

3090
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:56,600
Fornicating with fish.

3091
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:57,880
Uh.

3092
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:58,380
You know.

3093
01:27:58,380 --> 01:27:58,720
I.

3094
01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:00,580
I'm perfectly.

3095
01:28:00,580 --> 01:28:01,680
Perfectly.

3096
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:02,200
And he.

3097
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:02,620
He.

3098
01:28:02,620 --> 01:28:03,340
As he says this.

3099
01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:03,980
He's blowing.

3100
01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:05,160
A whiskey breath.

3101
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:05,960
An onion breath.

3102
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:07,680
Because you gave him an onion soup earlier.

3103
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:08,440
Uh.

3104
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,000
Into his.

3105
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,100
Into your nostrils.

3106
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:11,380
I'm perfectly fine.

3107
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,580
Oh boy.

3108
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:13,740
Oh.

3109
01:28:13,740 --> 01:28:15,740
You need to sober up a little bit.

3110
01:28:15,740 --> 01:28:17,600
I'm.

3111
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:17,980
I.

3112
01:28:17,980 --> 01:28:20,540
I've never heard such a preposterous thing.

3113
01:28:20,540 --> 01:28:21,640
In my life.

3114
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:25,300
I'm going to slap him in the face.

3115
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,620
Wreck his face.

3116
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:28,640
Wreck his face.

3117
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:29,020
Right.

3118
01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:29,800
Wreck his face.

3119
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,360
Wreck his face.

3120
01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:35,920
No.

3121
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:36,400
Fail.

3122
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,880
Uh.

3123
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:38,920
You slap him.

3124
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,180
But this does get the attention.

3125
01:28:40,180 --> 01:28:41,400
Of the guards.

3126
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,000
And uh.

3127
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,640
They're like.

3128
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:43,780
Is there a problem here.

3129
01:28:43,780 --> 01:28:44,220
Sir.

3130
01:28:44,220 --> 01:28:45,180
Yeah.

3131
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:45,800
This guy.

3132
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,300
Is being a.

3133
01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:49,120
Jerk.

3134
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,800
Jerk.

3135
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:51,160
He's blowing onion.

3136
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,200
He's blowing onion whiskey in my face.

3137
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,800
And they.

3138
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:55,420
They.

3139
01:28:55,420 --> 01:28:55,740
Uh.

3140
01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:56,700
They look at turn swallow.

3141
01:28:56,700 --> 01:28:57,340
Who's you know.

3142
01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:57,800
You know.

3143
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:58,820
Very wobbly.

3144
01:28:58,820 --> 01:28:59,440
And kind of.

3145
01:28:59,440 --> 01:28:59,720
You know.

3146
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:01,280
Uh.

3147
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:01,940
And they take.

3148
01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:02,300
Uh.

3149
01:29:02,300 --> 01:29:03,000
They take him.

3150
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,000
By each arm.

3151
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:04,360
And they say.

3152
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:04,860
Let's go.

3153
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,500
And they.

3154
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:07,040
Lead him to the front of the house.

3155
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:08,320
Open the door.

3156
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:10,060
And proceed to throw him out.

3157
01:29:10,060 --> 01:29:11,960
But he's the expert.

3158
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,280
Yeah.

3159
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:13,620
Well.

3160
01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:14,820
We don't fuck that up.

3161
01:29:14,820 --> 01:29:19,820
Everything was going so smoothly before.

3162
01:29:19,820 --> 01:29:20,500
Yes.

3163
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:25,100
Oh.

3164
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:25,520
Oh.

3165
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:27,560
Turn swallow is.

3166
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:27,900
Is.

3167
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:29,880
Out on the front porch.

3168
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,720
Boop.

3169
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,820
There he goes.

3170
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:37,540
I'm sure he's got.

3171
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:39,000
I'm sure he's got it under control.

3172
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:39,400
Captain.

3173
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:40,200
I'm sure.

3174
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,240
It's easy sailing on the way out.

3175
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:43,860
Oh yeah.

3176
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:44,660
Everything's going to be.

3177
01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:46,720
This is a fucking mission.

3178
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:47,580
Done so well.

3179
01:29:47,580 --> 01:29:49,000
I stick my head out.

3180
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,840
I stick my head out the door.

3181
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:50,500
And go.

3182
01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:50,920
Guys.

3183
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:52,460
It's fucked up.

3184
01:29:52,460 --> 01:29:54,260
What do you mean?

3185
01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:55,220
It's fucked up.

3186
01:29:55,220 --> 01:29:57,760
Turn swallow just got kicked out.

3187
01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,280
Uh.

3188
01:29:59,280 --> 01:29:59,640
What?

3189
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:00,740
That's not good.

3190
01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:01,840
We needed him.

3191
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:02,200
No.

3192
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,340
Yes.

3193
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,080
Did you get his glasses.

3194
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:08,100
No.

3195
01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:09,700
Why would I get his glasses?

3196
01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:10,720
I don't know.

3197
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:12,800
But I thought maybe it would work as a disguise.

3198
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,600
Why don't.

3199
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:14,800
Yeah.

3200
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:15,240
Exactly.

3201
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:17,240
Why don't one of us pretend to be turn swallow.

3202
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:19,380
And we'll authenticate it ourselves.

3203
01:30:19,380 --> 01:30:20,840
Although I feel like we.

3204
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:23,600
Each have quite a high profile at this point.

3205
01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:23,880
I mean.

3206
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:24,720
One of us is red.

3207
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:28,360
What?

3208
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:28,740
My touch?

3209
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:29,300
Arguably.

3210
01:30:29,300 --> 01:30:31,880
The red ones caused the least amount of damage.

3211
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:34,360
One of you wailed on a guy and is nuts.

3212
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,680
And the other one knocked down a whole bookcase in the library.

3213
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:40,500
And told very invigorating stories.

3214
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,360
Some of which may have been true.

3215
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:46,020
I'm sure some of them had to be.

3216
01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:48,560
Wait.

3217
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:49,640
This guy in the library.

3218
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,400
Yeah.

3219
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:52,360
He looks smart.

3220
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,180
Oh wait.

3221
01:30:54,180 --> 01:30:57,500
So the lion is a Ruvian?

3222
01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,820
Yes.

3223
01:30:58,820 --> 01:31:01,900
And these two people are a Ruvian?

3224
01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:03,160
Yes.

3225
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:04,160
Okay.

3226
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:05,300
I want to go talk to the girl.

3227
01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:06,860
All right.

3228
01:31:06,860 --> 01:31:07,220
I said we just.

3229
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,080
Amelia.

3230
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,120
I said we just take this thing and run.

3231
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:10,520
So Squish.

3232
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,280
Squish was just talking to himself.

3233
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:13,260
And then he disappeared.

3234
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:14,120
And.

3235
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:17,420
Chuckle and the captain just kind of look at each other.

3236
01:31:17,420 --> 01:31:19,620
Do you know what he was talking about?

3237
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:21,900
He said everything was fucked.

3238
01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:22,880
I don't know what that means.

3239
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,180
But.

3240
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:25,400
Let's take the lion and get the fuck out of here.

3241
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:26,180
Can't be good.

3242
01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,300
He has the lion in his hat.

3243
01:31:28,300 --> 01:31:28,720
I think.

3244
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:30,060
Oh my God.

3245
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:31,080
We need to get that lion.

3246
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,040
And I pass.

3247
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:33,380
He can tell us how to get out of here.

3248
01:31:33,380 --> 01:31:37,780
Hey.

3249
01:31:37,780 --> 01:31:38,580
Hey lion.

3250
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:41,520
I want to talk to the lion.

3251
01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:42,380
Do you have a name?

3252
01:31:42,380 --> 01:31:45,140
If I told you.

3253
01:31:45,140 --> 01:31:45,920
I'd be lion.

3254
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,640
Oh.

3255
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:49,800
Wait.

3256
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:50,260
No.

3257
01:31:50,260 --> 01:31:51,060
Now we got two.

3258
01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:51,640
Oh no.

3259
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:54,580
I don't need a punny bastard.

3260
01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,760
No.

3261
01:31:57,240 --> 01:32:00,060
How can I convince everyone that this.

3262
01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:00,800
That the.

3263
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:02,540
The other lion is fake.

3264
01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:04,900
Like is there some sort of tell?

3265
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:06,680
Well.

3266
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:08,660
If you.

3267
01:32:08,660 --> 01:32:10,660
Had an authenticator.

3268
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:11,580
You could do that.

3269
01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:12,520
Yeah.

3270
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:13,040
He.

3271
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,440
He's not here.

3272
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:17,580
He got drunk and onioned.

3273
01:32:17,580 --> 01:32:20,040
Have you considered.

3274
01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:21,900
Pursuing.

3275
01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:23,060
A degree.

3276
01:32:23,060 --> 01:32:24,560
In a ruby in history.

3277
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:26,320
And becoming an authenticator yourself.

3278
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:27,180
No.

3279
01:32:27,180 --> 01:32:28,040
But on that note.

3280
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:29,740
Do you know where I can become a diplomat?

3281
01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:31,600
Oh.

3282
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:33,280
I think you have to be of some.

3283
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,140
High political standing first.

3284
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,020
Or.

3285
01:32:36,020 --> 01:32:36,480
There's no.

3286
01:32:36,940 --> 01:32:37,700
You have to be rich.

3287
01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:40,340
So there's no like community college for that.

3288
01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:42,340
Oh.

3289
01:32:42,340 --> 01:32:42,600
I.

3290
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,460
I haven't gone to university in such a long time.

3291
01:32:45,460 --> 01:32:46,700
Oh.

3292
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:47,260
Okay.

3293
01:32:47,260 --> 01:32:47,660
Well.

3294
01:32:47,660 --> 01:32:48,000
Anyway.

3295
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:48,820
Back on target.

3296
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:51,560
Is there like.

3297
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:53,920
Something only you have.

3298
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:54,860
That the.

3299
01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:56,460
The fake wouldn't.

3300
01:32:56,460 --> 01:32:59,400
The fake one can't talk.

3301
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,320
That is true.

3302
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:03,100
I.

3303
01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:04,520
And then I start screaming.

3304
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,420
I demand to know.

3305
01:33:05,420 --> 01:33:07,260
If this thing is real.

3306
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:08,820
I want to hear it talk.

3307
01:33:08,820 --> 01:33:10,740
So you call attention to yourself.

3308
01:33:10,740 --> 01:33:12,000
Like do you hit like a glass.

3309
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:12,420
And say.

3310
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,260
Everyone look at me.

3311
01:33:14,260 --> 01:33:14,480
No.

3312
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:15,560
No.

3313
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:16,800
I just scream really loud.

3314
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,240
And I point at the.

3315
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:19,000
The fake one.

3316
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:19,960
Wait you.

3317
01:33:20,140 --> 01:33:22,640
Don't you think you should pass out the real one to us first.

3318
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,960
Before you go in screaming at the other one's face.

3319
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:25,260
Hammer.

3320
01:33:25,260 --> 01:33:25,820
Hammer.

3321
01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:26,200
Don't you wait.

3322
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,060
I can't trust you.

3323
01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:28,740
I think we have to wait till they auction it.

3324
01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:30,040
Because they have to buy the auction.

3325
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:31,560
They have to buy it first.

3326
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:32,700
And then we embarrass them.

3327
01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:33,340
Oh.

3328
01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:33,640
Right.

3329
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:34,500
So.

3330
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,380
I mean.

3331
01:33:35,380 --> 01:33:36,600
You could just sit there for an hour.

3332
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:37,940
Yeah.

3333
01:33:37,940 --> 01:33:38,920
I go.

3334
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:40,220
I go back to the bathroom.

3335
01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:41,660
Just talk to the lion a little bit.

3336
01:33:41,660 --> 01:33:42,560
For an hour.

3337
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:46,660
Some quality time with the lion.

3338
01:33:47,180 --> 01:33:47,400
Yeah.

3339
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,560
We don't have to go through.

3340
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,120
We don't have to play it out.

3341
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:53,160
Okay.

3342
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:54,980
You're just asking it questions about itself.

3343
01:33:54,980 --> 01:33:57,540
There will be flashbacks to this in the future.

3344
01:33:57,540 --> 01:33:59,120
Perfect.

3345
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:01,220
Squish.

3346
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:01,660
Captain.

3347
01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:02,900
Anything you guys want to do.

3348
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:04,520
While you're chilling out for.

3349
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:07,600
I feel like.

3350
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,440
We were super confused.

3351
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,060
And also.

3352
01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:11,360
We're all hopped up on cigarettes.

3353
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,820
We start.

3354
01:34:12,820 --> 01:34:14,700
Stitching our clothes together.

3355
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:15,620
Just in case.

3356
01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:16,840
We need a long trench coat.

3357
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:18,640
I mean.

3358
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,720
Except for my frock coat.

3359
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:21,240
Oh.

3360
01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,680
What were we stitching together before?

3361
01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:26,700
I think it was pieces of carpet.

3362
01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:27,300
It was curtains.

3363
01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:28,360
Carpet or draper.

3364
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:29,840
Okay.

3365
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,060
Oh yeah.

3366
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:33,220
Wasn't it Dee Dee's bed?

3367
01:34:33,220 --> 01:34:34,440
No.

3368
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:34,740
Yeah.

3369
01:34:34,740 --> 01:34:35,840
Covered in hair.

3370
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:38,060
Dee Dee sleeping on the floor tonight.

3371
01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:39,360
There's no way.

3372
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:40,780
We don't need this later.

3373
01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:42,660
Just in case.

3374
01:34:42,660 --> 01:34:47,680
Right.

3375
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:48,120
Captain.

3376
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:51,240
So.

3377
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:52,000
What are we doing?

3378
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:52,740
Well.

3379
01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:53,340
I was just saying.

3380
01:34:53,340 --> 01:34:54,360
We were hopped up on cigarettes.

3381
01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:55,300
And we started.

3382
01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:57,240
We started back on our original plan.

3383
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,040
To make a really long.

3384
01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:58,760
Trench coat.

3385
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:00,380
So.

3386
01:35:00,380 --> 01:35:01,460
Who's going on top?

3387
01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:02,320
We're very.

3388
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:02,980
We're very.

3389
01:35:02,980 --> 01:35:04,440
Very proud of ourselves.

3390
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:04,840
And.

3391
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:05,460
Yes.

3392
01:35:05,480 --> 01:35:05,820
You say.

3393
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:06,820
Who's getting on top?

3394
01:35:06,820 --> 01:35:07,900
All right.

3395
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:08,200
Chuckles.

3396
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,240
You're shorter.

3397
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,140
Get on top.

3398
01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:12,340
And I grab.

3399
01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:13,120
I grab you.

3400
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,520
And just throw you up on my shoulders.

3401
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:15,280
Hey.

3402
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,500
Hey.

3403
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:20,880
Get that trench coat on.

3404
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:21,580
And.

3405
01:35:21,580 --> 01:35:22,460
You know.

3406
01:35:22,460 --> 01:35:22,760
Here.

3407
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:24,260
I don't know.

3408
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:27,480
Comb your hair to the other side.

3409
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,240
They'll never notice.

3410
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:29,680
And put on some.

3411
01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:31,360
And put on some glasses.

3412
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:33,400
We're Clark Kenton in this thing.

3413
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:34,620
We don't have glasses.

3414
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:35,980
Oh.

3415
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:36,980
Give me your patch.

3416
01:35:36,980 --> 01:35:39,600
There you go.

3417
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:44,080
All right.

3418
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,320
Let's wait until we're called upon though.

3419
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,400
All right.

3420
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:49,740
So we start walking in.

3421
01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:50,460
No.

3422
01:35:50,460 --> 01:35:52,260
I guess I'm not the legs.

3423
01:35:52,260 --> 01:35:53,520
We're not going in.

3424
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,700
I'm hitting you on the head.

3425
01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:55,380
No.

3426
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:58,140
What are we doing out here?

3427
01:35:58,140 --> 01:35:58,940
Just wait.

3428
01:35:58,940 --> 01:36:01,000
We're waiting for Squish's signal.

3429
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,120
Just take us over by the window.

3430
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:03,080
We'll watch from the window.

3431
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:04,240
All right.

3432
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:05,900
I'm going to walk by the window.

3433
01:36:05,900 --> 01:36:08,620
This is really, really tall guy.

3434
01:36:08,620 --> 01:36:09,700
In a trench coat.

3435
01:36:09,700 --> 01:36:11,100
Standing outside of the window.

3436
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:12,300
Ignore me.

3437
01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:13,700
With an eye patch.

3438
01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:17,280
Definitely not a pervert.

3439
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:20,800
I turn.

3440
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:22,200
I see you stand outside.

3441
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:33,000
I open up where his crotch should be and stick my head out.

3442
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:47,340
So you guys just kind of waiting for the time to run out until the auction starts?

3443
01:36:47,340 --> 01:36:48,400
Yes.

3444
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,540
Okay.

3445
01:36:49,820 --> 01:36:53,920
We're just going to go ahead then and just jump straight forward to the start of the auction.

3446
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:57,360
An hour has passed since you wailed on poor Watts' balls.

3447
01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:58,500
He has not come back.

3448
01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:04,620
The guards have come back, but they are looking for you and not a very tall man in a frock standing outside.

3449
01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:08,100
So they're a little lost.

3450
01:37:08,100 --> 01:37:09,720
The eye patch threw him off.

3451
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:12,520
The eye patch did throw him off.

3452
01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:18,020
Lady Everathi, the lady you met before, chuckles.

3453
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:24,380
Kind of comes up to the front of the room and she goes, I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

3454
01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,820
Our host is indisposed.

3455
01:37:26,820 --> 01:37:31,140
So I will be hosting the auction tonight.

3456
01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:34,100
Loathe as I am to lose my opportunity to bid on this thing.

3457
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:36,580
If everyone is gathered.

3458
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:38,740
One coin.

3459
01:37:38,740 --> 01:37:42,460
Sir, the auction hasn't started quite yet.

3460
01:37:42,460 --> 01:37:43,300
Is everybody.

3461
01:37:43,300 --> 01:37:44,560
Coins.

3462
01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:48,080
Keep up the good spirit.

3463
01:37:48,460 --> 01:37:49,960
Are you guys still going to stand outside?

3464
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,760
Are you coming in?

3465
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:51,840
No, we're not.

3466
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:52,400
Oh, we're coming in.

3467
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:53,180
What?

3468
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:55,340
I start moving.

3469
01:37:55,340 --> 01:37:57,840
We're not going in.

3470
01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:58,940
We're not going in.

3471
01:37:58,940 --> 01:37:59,760
We are not going in.

3472
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:00,680
I'm very drunk.

3473
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,260
We're like wobbling around.

3474
01:38:02,260 --> 01:38:04,560
I thought you sobered up.

3475
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,760
I'm trying to slap you again.

3476
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:09,340
I'm going to smack your head against the top of the doorframe as we go in.

3477
01:38:09,340 --> 01:38:09,780
Ow.

3478
01:38:13,140 --> 01:38:16,020
So the bidding starts in earnest.

3479
01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:18,780
Um, did I hear two coins?

3480
01:38:18,780 --> 01:38:20,500
Three coins.

3481
01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:22,360
Three coins.

3482
01:38:22,360 --> 01:38:23,000
All right.

3483
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:27,100
Somebody from the other room calls back.

3484
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:28,620
Uh, I'll do 3000.

3485
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:30,620
Oh, shit.

3486
01:38:30,620 --> 01:38:34,580
I am out.

3487
01:38:34,580 --> 01:38:39,200
Uh, why are we bidding?

3488
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:40,080
Are you two?

3489
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:42,620
Are you two planning on bidding?

3490
01:38:42,620 --> 01:38:45,760
Uh, no.

3491
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:49,720
I think what we should do is we should barge in the warm room and claim that that is a fake.

3492
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:54,200
So that Squish can get out as quickly as possible in the confusion.

3493
01:38:55,780 --> 01:38:59,680
Or, or, or I make the winning bid.

3494
01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:03,220
With how much money?

3495
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:04,240
What money do you have?

3496
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:05,140
You just said 30.

3497
01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:09,620
So I'm going to be like, well, I need to be proven it's real.

3498
01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:14,760
Yeah, but do you have that much money?

3499
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:15,560
No.

3500
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:16,460
God, no.

3501
01:39:16,460 --> 01:39:18,400
She just spent $3,000.

3502
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,500
This house has a dungeon.

3503
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:30,820
Yeah, but if I, if I, if I win it, I then demand it to be real and it's fake.

3504
01:39:30,820 --> 01:39:32,360
Then they must.

3505
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:34,940
Then I don't have to pay, right?

3506
01:39:34,940 --> 01:39:40,160
What if we just, why don't we just cut to the chase and be like, I call that a fake.

3507
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,240
Confusion is caused.

3508
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:45,580
And then you run away and we'll jump out the window.

3509
01:39:45,580 --> 01:39:47,340
Well, one of us will.

3510
01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:48,460
The other one will hit the cell.

3511
01:39:48,460 --> 01:39:52,480
Well, it doesn't, it has to be sold first, right?

3512
01:39:52,480 --> 01:39:57,940
I mean, somebody has to buy it, but I, presumably everybody in this room wants to buy it.

3513
01:39:57,940 --> 01:39:59,900
Or at least one person does.

3514
01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:04,780
So why don't we just watch till it sells to anybody and then accuse that it's fake?

3515
01:40:04,780 --> 01:40:05,260
Yes.

3516
01:40:05,260 --> 01:40:05,580
Yes.

3517
01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,560
That.

3518
01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:07,720
I am out.

3519
01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:09,800
I am out at 3,000.

3520
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,060
Yeah, I know.

3521
01:40:11,060 --> 01:40:12,720
I'm just saying you don't have 3,000.

3522
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:13,380
I know.

3523
01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:14,120
I know.

3524
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:17,160
I'm saying I'm out at the auction.

3525
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,080
Yeah.

3526
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:19,360
Where's your card?

3527
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:23,140
It only says talking IRL and narrating.

3528
01:40:23,140 --> 01:40:27,980
So I don't have an in-character one.

3529
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:28,420
I'm not a character?

3530
01:40:28,420 --> 01:40:29,860
I'm a character.

3531
01:40:29,860 --> 01:40:35,580
Well, the bidding quickly goes above your taste level.

3532
01:40:35,580 --> 01:40:39,240
It goes up to 5,000, 10, 15, 20,000.

3533
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:46,460
Lady Amoria is, bids at 15,000 and she's counted out quickly and she's pretty pissed.

3534
01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:48,900
You can tell she's just real flustered by this.

3535
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:54,740
And she walks over to you, squish, because she realizes you're not, no longer in the bidding

3536
01:40:54,740 --> 01:40:56,520
as well as the bidding continues.

3537
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,820
And she goes, can you believe this?

3538
01:40:57,820 --> 01:40:59,980
$30,000 for this thing?

3539
01:41:01,140 --> 01:41:01,380
Yeah.

3540
01:41:01,380 --> 01:41:02,760
I don't even think it's real.

3541
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:05,680
Oh, it's absolutely real.

3542
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:06,660
It has to be real.

3543
01:41:06,660 --> 01:41:09,300
I mean, who would bid that much money on a fake object?

3544
01:41:09,300 --> 01:41:11,020
Well, they don't know it's fake.

3545
01:41:11,020 --> 01:41:15,640
I mean, I don't know it's fake, but it doesn't.

3546
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:18,160
Is it our time to go in?

3547
01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:19,300
No.

3548
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:20,780
Not yet.

3549
01:41:20,780 --> 01:41:21,920
All right.

3550
01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:22,660
You can tell me when.

3551
01:41:22,660 --> 01:41:23,800
I'm going to start running.

3552
01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:24,520
Okay.

3553
01:41:25,060 --> 01:41:27,560
Into the room.

3554
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:28,800
We're going to scream it's a fake.

3555
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:29,300
Yeah.

3556
01:41:29,300 --> 01:41:30,400
Because we're looking through the window.

3557
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:32,560
You can't see through the window, but I can.

3558
01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:35,800
No.

3559
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:38,760
The bidding continues.

3560
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:42,460
It goes up to $50,000, $60,000.

3561
01:41:42,460 --> 01:41:46,320
And then finally at $75,000, the bidding stops.

3562
01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:49,640
And it is sold to, give me one sec.

3563
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:56,720
Madam Teslin, the brothel owner from earlier, $75,000.

3564
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:58,220
She gets it.

3565
01:41:58,220 --> 01:42:00,600
Sold to the.

3566
01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:03,380
So I walk over and I knock on the window.

3567
01:42:03,380 --> 01:42:05,460
What's that?

3568
01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:06,520
Hootie who.

3569
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:09,280
As you knock on the window.

3570
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:09,560
Oh, that's the sign.

3571
01:42:09,560 --> 01:42:11,040
I start running.

3572
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,300
I start running.

3573
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:12,780
We're running.

3574
01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:19,660
Before, as you run into the room, Captain, but before you can say anything,

3575
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:22,700
Lady Amaria goes to the front of the room and she goes,

3576
01:42:22,700 --> 01:42:25,760
I am incredibly sorry to do this to you.

3577
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,560
And she pulls it out.

3578
01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:32,180
Out of her handbag, a real gun and points it at the rest of the group,

3579
01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:37,020
including squish and including the extra tall man in the back of the room.

3580
01:42:37,020 --> 01:42:39,000
After he hit his head on the door.

3581
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:39,980
On the way.

3582
01:42:39,980 --> 01:42:40,580
Yeah.

3583
01:42:40,580 --> 01:42:42,660
After all these been through.

3584
01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:45,420
I'm really sorry.

3585
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,340
I didn't want to have to tell you this.

3586
01:42:47,340 --> 01:42:51,000
Either I go home with that.

3587
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:51,980
What's going on?

3588
01:42:51,980 --> 01:42:56,920
Or I'm blowing up this entire building with everybody inside of it.

3589
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:57,620
With bombs?

3590
01:42:57,620 --> 01:42:58,100
Uh oh.

3591
01:42:58,100 --> 01:42:59,680
Yeah.

3592
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:02,520
So why do you have the gun?

3593
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:05,740
To make sure nobody finds the bombs.

3594
01:43:05,740 --> 01:43:09,400
That's a pretty good argument.

3595
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:11,780
That's why you didn't want me to check out the other room.

3596
01:43:11,780 --> 01:43:14,880
And that's why you didn't think I was cute.

3597
01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:19,120
That's why you had a gun shaped thing in your pocket.

3598
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:22,180
That's what that was.

3599
01:43:22,180 --> 01:43:24,420
I thought it was a penis.

3600
01:43:24,420 --> 01:43:26,200
I thought you were a man.

3601
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:30,120
I want my money back.

3602
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:32,600
Wait.

3603
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:33,740
What does she want?

3604
01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:34,460
What do you want again?

3605
01:43:34,460 --> 01:43:35,980
She wants the lion.

3606
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,060
The lion?

3607
01:43:37,060 --> 01:43:37,980
She has the lion.

3608
01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:39,760
No.

3609
01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:40,260
She didn't win it.

3610
01:43:40,260 --> 01:43:40,440
No.

3611
01:43:40,620 --> 01:43:40,760
No.

3612
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:40,860
No.

3613
01:43:40,860 --> 01:43:41,480
Different person.

3614
01:43:41,480 --> 01:43:43,200
Prostitute won it.

3615
01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:44,640
Right.

3616
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,340
The one that turned you down.

3617
01:43:46,340 --> 01:43:47,740
But that's not the one that's holding.

3618
01:43:47,740 --> 01:43:50,180
Lady Amoria is holding everyone up.

3619
01:43:50,180 --> 01:43:51,180
Oh.

3620
01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:53,760
Okay.

3621
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:57,600
That was the one that went down in the basement with Squish.

3622
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:58,560
Oh.

3623
01:43:58,560 --> 01:43:59,040
Right.

3624
01:43:59,040 --> 01:43:59,620
So.

3625
01:43:59,620 --> 01:44:01,020
Oh.

3626
01:44:01,020 --> 01:44:01,600
I see.

3627
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:02,560
Well.

3628
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:05,000
Lady Tartoria.

3629
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:08,280
Why don't you just give her the lion?

3630
01:44:08,280 --> 01:44:13,180
Please.

3631
01:44:13,180 --> 01:44:14,760
I do not want to be blown up.

3632
01:44:14,760 --> 01:44:15,260
Yeah.

3633
01:44:15,260 --> 01:44:15,960
Lady Tesslin.

3634
01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:18,560
Give Lady Amorian the lion.

3635
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:19,140
Please.

3636
01:44:19,140 --> 01:44:20,600
For the sake of us.

3637
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:24,700
Absolutely not.

3638
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:27,840
Well.

3639
01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:30,240
You hear her yell.

3640
01:44:30,240 --> 01:44:33,540
Well.

3641
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:35,460
Sounds like that's the end of that argument.

3642
01:44:36,900 --> 01:44:37,800
I have another.

3643
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:40,220
The guards are slowly approaching Lady Amoria.

3644
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:41,400
But she waves the gun at them.

3645
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:41,860
She goes.

3646
01:44:41,860 --> 01:44:44,780
If I don't say a particular word.

3647
01:44:44,780 --> 01:44:46,300
At a particular time.

3648
01:44:46,300 --> 01:44:47,960
Everyone in this house.

3649
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:49,060
Will blow up.

3650
01:44:49,060 --> 01:44:51,620
Sunflower.

3651
01:44:51,620 --> 01:44:54,600
Is that the word?

3652
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:55,360
Shovel.

3653
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:55,720
No.

3654
01:44:55,720 --> 01:44:56,480
It is not the word.

3655
01:44:56,480 --> 01:44:59,060
Pantalone.

3656
01:44:59,060 --> 01:45:00,060
Discombobulate.

3657
01:45:00,060 --> 01:45:02,340
Rosebud.

3658
01:45:02,340 --> 01:45:07,120
Anti-disacrifice.

3659
01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:08,120
Terry.

3660
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,600
I can't say it.

3661
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:11,460
What the hell you say?

3662
01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:11,880
Chuckles.

3663
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:12,420
You take it.

3664
01:45:12,420 --> 01:45:13,740
Dandelion.

3665
01:45:13,740 --> 01:45:14,300
Dandelion.

3666
01:45:14,300 --> 01:45:16,780
Daffodil.

3667
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:18,880
Tulip.

3668
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:21,940
Flower.

3669
01:45:21,940 --> 01:45:24,580
As you guys are saying the word.

3670
01:45:24,580 --> 01:45:25,880
She keeps just moving the gun.

3671
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:26,940
Between the three of you.

3672
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:28,320
No.

3673
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:28,660
Well.

3674
01:45:28,660 --> 01:45:29,240
She doesn't know.

3675
01:45:29,240 --> 01:45:29,500
I mean.

3676
01:45:29,500 --> 01:45:30,080
She doesn't know.

3677
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:30,660
I'm in this pants.

3678
01:45:30,660 --> 01:45:31,420
Hey.

3679
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:31,720
Hey.

3680
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:32,880
Your crotch.

3681
01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:33,920
Yes.

3682
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:34,900
Lady Amoria.

3683
01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:37,580
Check that out.

3684
01:45:37,580 --> 01:45:38,460
See if it's a fake.

3685
01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:41,280
And she looks and she goes.

3686
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:42,440
It's behind a glass.

3687
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,880
You have a gun.

3688
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,300
Shoot the case.

3689
01:45:46,300 --> 01:45:49,680
I will not let any damage.

3690
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:50,980
Come to this piece.

3691
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:51,520
You think.

3692
01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:53,360
You think that's how we treat.

3693
01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:53,900
Our.

3694
01:45:53,900 --> 01:45:54,220
Our.

3695
01:45:54,220 --> 01:45:55,900
Precious historical artifacts.

3696
01:45:55,900 --> 01:45:57,460
Is we just treat them to be bought.

3697
01:45:57,460 --> 01:45:57,980
And sold.

3698
01:45:57,980 --> 01:45:58,900
And shot at.

3699
01:45:58,900 --> 01:46:00,380
Okay.

3700
01:46:00,380 --> 01:46:01,140
If you don't get it.

3701
01:46:01,140 --> 01:46:02,300
You're going to blow it up.

3702
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:05,520
Better to be blown up.

3703
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:06,360
Than in the hands.

3704
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,060
Of some.

3705
01:46:07,060 --> 01:46:09,020
Snooty aristocrat.

3706
01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:10,200
Who's only here.

3707
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:11,700
So she can throw money around.

3708
01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:12,540
And show everybody.

3709
01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:12,940
How.

3710
01:46:12,940 --> 01:46:15,020
How impressive she is.

3711
01:46:15,020 --> 01:46:16,040
Do you even know.

3712
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:17,200
Who this woman is.

3713
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:19,540
No.

3714
01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:20,180
Really.

3715
01:46:20,180 --> 01:46:21,500
She looks like a hooker though.

3716
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:22,900
Yeah.

3717
01:46:22,900 --> 01:46:23,400
She's.

3718
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,540
The hooker.

3719
01:46:24,540 --> 01:46:25,360
She's the head.

3720
01:46:25,360 --> 01:46:26,040
Of the brothel.

3721
01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:26,280
I know.

3722
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:26,860
That's right.

3723
01:46:26,860 --> 01:46:29,080
She.

3724
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:30,000
She allows.

3725
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:30,520
Women.

3726
01:46:30,520 --> 01:46:31,800
To be sexually exploited.

3727
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:32,660
For her own gain.

3728
01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:33,800
And then she uses it.

3729
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:34,980
To buy hard good.

3730
01:46:34,980 --> 01:46:36,160
Hard good.

3731
01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:37,060
Hard earned.

3732
01:46:37,060 --> 01:46:38,260
Historical artifacts.

3733
01:46:38,260 --> 01:46:39,900
I am not putting up with this.

3734
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:41,020
For a second longer.

3735
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:43,380
I knew she looked familiar.

3736
01:46:43,380 --> 01:46:45,100
Does anyone have the key.

3737
01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:45,740
To the lock.

3738
01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:46,340
Or to the case.

3739
01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:47,880
The one I saw in the parking lot earlier.

3740
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:48,520
Yeah.

3741
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:49,900
I saw her upstairs.

3742
01:46:49,900 --> 01:46:52,120
That's the one I saw upstairs.

3743
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:54,140
The one you slept with?

3744
01:46:54,140 --> 01:46:55,760
She's so into me.

3745
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:58,280
It's probably because of the onions.

3746
01:46:58,280 --> 01:47:00,600
That's what I said.

3747
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:06,860
Does anyone have the key?

3748
01:47:06,860 --> 01:47:07,880
To what?

3749
01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:08,460
What does?

3750
01:47:08,460 --> 01:47:09,860
Oh.

3751
01:47:09,860 --> 01:47:10,400
Oh.

3752
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,020
Oh boy.

3753
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:11,960
Oh.

3754
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:13,260
Oof.

3755
01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:15,740
He's not going to come down anytime soon.

3756
01:47:15,740 --> 01:47:16,280
Yeah.

3757
01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:18,160
And a couple other things aren't coming down either.

3758
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:24,820
I don't think he's going to come down.

3759
01:47:24,820 --> 01:47:28,580
Especially if he finds out his guests are being held up by gunpoint.

3760
01:47:28,580 --> 01:47:30,140
And his house is about to be blown up.

3761
01:47:30,140 --> 01:47:31,340
I wouldn't come downstairs either.

3762
01:47:31,340 --> 01:47:32,280
I'd just stay in bed.

3763
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:32,780
I don't know.

3764
01:47:32,780 --> 01:47:36,740
Well.

3765
01:47:36,740 --> 01:47:39,180
I see.

3766
01:47:39,180 --> 01:47:41,640
Should we go up and get him, Juggles?

3767
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:44,040
We'll go up and get what?

3768
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:44,600
You guys.

3769
01:47:44,600 --> 01:47:45,740
You guys.

3770
01:47:45,740 --> 01:47:47,200
You guys handle this thing out.

3771
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,760
And we'll go out and get what?

3772
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:49,320
Juggles.

3773
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:50,000
We're getting out of here.

3774
01:47:50,000 --> 01:47:51,320
We're going to go and get what?

3775
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:51,700
No.

3776
01:47:51,700 --> 01:47:52,460
We're going to go out the door.

3777
01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:53,180
Wait.

3778
01:47:54,460 --> 01:47:56,380
All of this is coming from my crotch.

3779
01:47:56,380 --> 01:48:02,560
And as you said, we're going to go get what?

3780
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:05,500
Two of the four guards that are in the room.

3781
01:48:05,500 --> 01:48:09,180
Kind of go and point their swords at you.

3782
01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:11,140
By the way, Amoria says.

3783
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:13,920
Definitely some of these guards are my own.

3784
01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,200
At least those two are.

3785
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:21,120
So if you're going to go anywhere, they're going to make sure that you follow you and don't have any sort of funny business.

3786
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:24,860
Yeah, right.

3787
01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:26,420
I.

3788
01:48:26,420 --> 01:48:28,260
All right.

3789
01:48:28,260 --> 01:48:30,720
Let's just get all.

3790
01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:33,480
Let's just be real here.

3791
01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:34,880
Let's all start being honest.

3792
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:36,480
Let's let down our guard a little bit.

3793
01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:37,060
Let's start.

3794
01:48:37,060 --> 01:48:39,260
I think we got started off on the wrong foot.

3795
01:48:39,260 --> 01:48:41,640
And we need to get a dialogue.

3796
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:44,040
I jump off.

3797
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:47,480
I jump off of the captain's shoulders and say, all right.

3798
01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:52,100
We were two people the whole time.

3799
01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:54,980
Are you still wearing the extra long coat?

3800
01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:55,880
Yes.

3801
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:58,060
You look like a toddler in his dad's clothing.

3802
01:48:58,060 --> 01:48:59,500
Exactly.

3803
01:48:59,500 --> 01:49:00,660
Yeah.

3804
01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:03,700
This whole time, I just felt terrible about it.

3805
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:07,700
But, you know, sometimes things aren't what they appear.

3806
01:49:07,700 --> 01:49:15,700
And Juckles is trying to wink.

3807
01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:19,160
At who?

3808
01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:20,720
The crown.

3809
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:22,500
But aren't you still wearing the eye patch?

3810
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:23,260
Oh, right.

3811
01:49:23,260 --> 01:49:24,380
So I'm looking the wrong eye.

3812
01:49:24,380 --> 01:49:24,860
I'm like.

3813
01:49:24,860 --> 01:49:31,680
But sometimes things are not as what they appear.

3814
01:49:31,680 --> 01:49:34,600
Just keep that in mind.

3815
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:36,540
Might want to.

3816
01:49:36,540 --> 01:49:36,840
Right.

3817
01:49:36,840 --> 01:49:41,000
Like, I convinced you that I was a high flute member of society.

3818
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:45,560
When in truth, I am part of the truth seekers society.

3819
01:49:46,540 --> 01:49:47,020
Bastards.

3820
01:49:47,020 --> 01:49:48,460
We don't like them, right?

3821
01:49:48,460 --> 01:49:51,900
You know, they're Indiana Jones-esque.

3822
01:49:51,900 --> 01:49:53,420
Yeah, they're a bunch of nerds.

3823
01:49:53,420 --> 01:49:54,020
It belongs in a museum.

3824
01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:56,640
Can I get up to the box?

3825
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,080
I claim I can open it.

3826
01:49:58,080 --> 01:50:00,560
You claim a lot of things.

3827
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:01,620
Yeah.

3828
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:04,180
Juckles, you can unlock it.

3829
01:50:04,180 --> 01:50:05,100
You've already done it.

3830
01:50:05,100 --> 01:50:05,880
Shh.

3831
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:09,360
I, well, I mean, I whisper that to you.

3832
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:11,300
Across the room?

3833
01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:12,700
Yes.

3834
01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:18,080
You're going to get a lot of talkies going to make this a little bit more plausible.

3835
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:18,920
Yes.

3836
01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:24,780
So, is that, is that what Lady, I'm sorry, Trittoria?

3837
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:25,800
Amoria?

3838
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,020
No, the other one.

3839
01:50:27,020 --> 01:50:27,960
The one that starts with a T.

3840
01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:29,280
Teslan?

3841
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:30,760
Teslan.

3842
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:33,260
Is she waiting for someone to open the box?

3843
01:50:33,260 --> 01:50:36,320
Yeah.

3844
01:50:36,320 --> 01:50:37,760
I mean, she just bought it.

3845
01:50:37,760 --> 01:50:39,960
It hasn't left the vicinity yet.

3846
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:43,320
Once she bought it, you know, there was a little bit of hoopla.

3847
01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:46,940
And then that's when Lady Amoria started her threats.

3848
01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:50,660
Now I have a solution for everyone.

3849
01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:52,580
I think everyone's going to love this.

3850
01:50:52,580 --> 01:50:56,320
I can probably open the box.

3851
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,620
Let's just say I've been around a couple of blocks.

3852
01:50:58,620 --> 01:51:03,060
And then, how about we settle this with an old-fashioned Jello fight?

3853
01:51:03,060 --> 01:51:04,800
Jello wrestling match.

3854
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:05,820
What do you say?

3855
01:51:05,820 --> 01:51:06,860
Lady Amoria?

3856
01:51:06,860 --> 01:51:08,320
Lady Amoria?

3857
01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:09,580
Come on.

3858
01:51:09,580 --> 01:51:10,180
Come on.

3859
01:51:10,180 --> 01:51:11,560
You look scrappy.

3860
01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:14,340
And Lady Trittoria?

3861
01:51:14,340 --> 01:51:15,580
Tristan?

3862
01:51:15,580 --> 01:51:16,180
Tristan?

3863
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:20,900
You look also athletic.

3864
01:51:20,900 --> 01:51:33,420
Lady Teslan blushes, but she does not want to get rid of the piece she just spent $70,000 for.

3865
01:51:33,420 --> 01:51:34,280
All right.

3866
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:35,620
Well, I'm going to open it anyway.

3867
01:51:35,620 --> 01:51:37,660
And, yeah, you guys will figure it out.

3868
01:51:37,660 --> 01:51:44,360
Whether it's Jello wrestling, mud wrestling, arm wrestling, I'm sure you will find a wrestling that fits you.

3869
01:51:45,300 --> 01:51:48,500
And, uh, can I try to open it in front of everyone?

3870
01:51:48,500 --> 01:51:49,880
Sure.

3871
01:51:49,880 --> 01:51:57,460
Can you get a bonus die for, uh, having already done it?

3872
01:51:57,460 --> 01:52:02,280
Yeah, I mean, you already opened one like this, so yeah, you can definitely do two.

3873
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,660
He opened that one.

3874
01:52:03,660 --> 01:52:06,140
Oh, yeah.

3875
01:52:06,140 --> 01:52:06,940
It's still open.

3876
01:52:06,940 --> 01:52:08,940
Or, well, yeah, you already did it once.

3877
01:52:08,940 --> 01:52:10,040
So, yeah, you can get a bonus die.

3878
01:52:10,900 --> 01:52:11,340
All right.

3879
01:52:11,340 --> 01:52:13,380
You failed this one.

3880
01:52:13,380 --> 01:52:16,280
Oh, shit.

3881
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:16,840
Creek.

3882
01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:31,660
Uh, you open up the, uh, the, uh, the, the case with no issues.

3883
01:52:31,660 --> 01:52:36,260
But Madam Teslan kind of, like, stares at you and just kind of gives you a mean look.

3884
01:52:36,260 --> 01:52:41,240
And any hope you had, uh, going to any of the brothels in the city is now completely gone.

3885
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:43,740
Oh.

3886
01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:46,980
No.

3887
01:52:47,980 --> 01:52:49,640
Chuckle's never getting laid again.

3888
01:52:49,640 --> 01:52:50,700
Oh.

3889
01:52:50,700 --> 01:52:54,280
It's just going to be me and Uncle Frank.

3890
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:55,320
What was that guy's name again?

3891
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:57,320
Your hand?

3892
01:52:57,320 --> 01:52:58,140
No.

3893
01:52:58,140 --> 01:53:00,340
What was that guy's name?

3894
01:53:00,340 --> 01:53:02,260
The guy that gives you the cat food?

3895
01:53:02,260 --> 01:53:02,940
Yeah.

3896
01:53:02,940 --> 01:53:03,400
Uncle.

3897
01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:06,040
I don't know.

3898
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:07,040
Maybe I just call him Uncle.

3899
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:08,560
Uncle Frankfingers?

3900
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:09,820
No, that's his first name.

3901
01:53:09,820 --> 01:53:10,220
It's Uncle.

3902
01:53:10,220 --> 01:53:10,600
Okay.

3903
01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:11,560
Uncle Fatfingers?

3904
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:12,100
Is that what you said?

3905
01:53:12,780 --> 01:53:13,920
Uncle Frankfingers.

3906
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:16,620
Uncle Fruncle.

3907
01:53:16,620 --> 01:53:22,140
You, uh, you open the glass case and you take it out the fake.

3908
01:53:22,140 --> 01:53:23,040
What do you do with it?

3909
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:29,320
Um, I hold it up over my head like Zelda.

3910
01:53:29,320 --> 01:53:31,600
Or Link, I guess.

3911
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:32,220
Ta-da-da!

3912
01:53:32,220 --> 01:53:33,000
Yeah.

3913
01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:36,140
This is the lion.

3914
01:53:36,140 --> 01:53:40,380
Under, uh, Squish's cat.

3915
01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:40,860
Yes.

3916
01:53:41,280 --> 01:53:41,760
And?

3917
01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:46,280
Uh, Squish, underneath your hat you go, hey, wait, that's not me.

3918
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:48,060
Shh.

3919
01:53:48,060 --> 01:53:49,620
Shh.

3920
01:53:49,620 --> 01:53:51,660
And I just pat my head.

3921
01:53:51,660 --> 01:53:54,720
Is there a name for the lion, just besides the lion?

3922
01:53:54,720 --> 01:53:55,800
We're all calling it the lion.

3923
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:57,120
Uh, Aruvian lion.

3924
01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:58,760
It's just called an Aruvian lion.

3925
01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,220
Oh, okay.

3926
01:53:59,220 --> 01:54:01,100
Oh, but he doesn't go by a certain name?

3927
01:54:01,100 --> 01:54:02,760
Uh, no.

3928
01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:04,240
I'm calling him Ruby.

3929
01:54:04,240 --> 01:54:05,360
All right.

3930
01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:05,640
Ruby?

3931
01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:07,240
Ruby's groovy.

3932
01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:11,060
And I add it to the person with the gun.

3933
01:54:11,060 --> 01:54:13,120
Lady Amoria?

3934
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:15,400
I mean...

3935
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:15,840
She takes it.

3936
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:17,280
She looks it over.

3937
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:22,620
And, uh, slips it into her, to her handbag very, very carefully.

3938
01:54:22,620 --> 01:54:25,020
And she, uh, you know, shuts the clasp.

3939
01:54:25,020 --> 01:54:28,960
And then she has the, uh, the gun pointed still at you guys.

3940
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:34,600
And she makes her way over around the edge of the room, pointing her gun at people as they walk past, you know, as she walks past them.

3941
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:42,860
Uh, her two guards, who are actually, you know, uh, truth seekers in disguise, uh, follow her as they head out the door.

3942
01:54:42,860 --> 01:54:45,340
Hmm.

3943
01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:47,620
Is everyone just sitting here watching?

3944
01:54:47,620 --> 01:54:50,540
We're all, yeah, we're just looking at each other.

3945
01:54:50,540 --> 01:54:59,340
And I am at least a little, I mean, I'm, yes, I am a little buzzed from just sitting on the captain's head.

3946
01:54:59,340 --> 01:55:02,440
Uh, not in character.

3947
01:55:03,220 --> 01:55:05,720
I'm pretty sure we did not do this right.

3948
01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:10,200
But in character, I am very confused as to whether or not we did this right.

3949
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:10,720
Yeah.

3950
01:55:10,720 --> 01:55:14,180
Uh, maybe?

3951
01:55:14,180 --> 01:55:16,580
She protects away.

3952
01:55:16,580 --> 01:55:18,720
I follow Amoria.

3953
01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:24,880
I mean, isn't the point of the game to kind of do it in unique ways and not the wrong way?

3954
01:55:26,020 --> 01:55:31,340
Well, we, uh, everyone's kind of following Lady Amoria guards and everything as they back out the door.

3955
01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:37,820
But, uh, as they open the door, uh, to the front of the manor, there is turned swallow.

3956
01:55:37,820 --> 01:55:41,360
And he points at the lion that Lady Amoria has.

3957
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:42,860
Uh, she's not had in her purse.

3958
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:43,540
She's been holding it.

3959
01:55:43,540 --> 01:55:45,440
She goes, it's a fake.

3960
01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:46,400
All right.

3961
01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:52,260
Well, while that's happening, we, I, Squish runs out the back, the servant's entrance.

3962
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:57,740
All right, Squish is gone beyond the servant's entrance.

3963
01:55:57,740 --> 01:55:58,180
Captain?

3964
01:55:58,180 --> 01:56:00,900
And I look around and I'm like, where'd Squish go?

3965
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:03,400
Uh, I don't.

3966
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:06,060
And then I run in the same direction as Squish.

3967
01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:10,140
Are we all running?

3968
01:56:10,140 --> 01:56:19,180
So as the three of you run out, um, Lady Amoria, uh, ignores, uh, the, the, uh, turned swallow,

3969
01:56:19,180 --> 01:56:21,480
who's now just kind of passed out back in the yard.

3970
01:56:21,780 --> 01:56:25,980
Um, as you guys run down the street, you see the rest of the party guests streaming out

3971
01:56:25,980 --> 01:56:31,180
of the house yelling, uh, screaming, uh, they're trying to get the attention of the coppers.

3972
01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:36,900
And you guys make it just to the end of the street when there's a giant explosion and the

3973
01:56:36,900 --> 01:56:37,960
house goes off in smoke.

3974
01:56:37,960 --> 01:56:38,860
Oh shit.

3975
01:56:38,860 --> 01:56:39,880
She was serious.

3976
01:56:39,880 --> 01:56:41,220
No.

3977
01:56:41,220 --> 01:56:43,100
Whoa.

3978
01:56:43,100 --> 01:56:46,720
Good thing I got this bag of hair.

3979
01:56:47,220 --> 01:56:53,660
Hopefully nobody heard about how I am dead to the strippers or the brothels now.

3980
01:56:53,660 --> 01:56:57,580
Well, we don't know who got out.

3981
01:56:57,580 --> 01:57:00,600
This was quite the adventure for the Nuthunter Brigade.

3982
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:02,420
The Nuthunter Brigade.

3983
01:57:02,420 --> 01:57:03,920
The Nuthunter Brigade.

3984
01:57:08,920 --> 01:57:11,620
Well, you guys got out of there.

3985
01:57:11,620 --> 01:57:13,460
That's true.

3986
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:17,900
We're not entirely sure we were successful and I am not looking forward to meeting Baz again,

3987
01:57:17,900 --> 01:57:23,340
but, uh, we gotta take the, no, we gotta take the lion back to the, uh, back to, back to

3988
01:57:23,340 --> 01:57:24,980
the home base and ask it questions.

3989
01:57:24,980 --> 01:57:25,660
Yes.

3990
01:57:25,660 --> 01:57:28,880
We are gonna interrogate the piss out of this thing.

3991
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:36,740
Well, that's a good stopping point for tonight, I think.

3992
01:57:36,740 --> 01:57:42,800
Unless anybody else has anything they'd like to add.

3993
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:45,380
Did everyone die in that party or just most of them?

3994
01:57:45,380 --> 01:57:46,120
Not us.

3995
01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:52,900
Most of the, most of the party goers did escape, uh, as soon as.

3996
01:57:52,900 --> 01:57:53,780
Watt probably died.

3997
01:57:53,780 --> 01:57:56,300
Lady turned swallow locked, yeah.

3998
01:57:56,300 --> 01:57:59,600
Watt was in the most fragile part of the house.

3999
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:01,080
His balls.

4000
01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:01,900
His balls.

4001
01:58:02,640 --> 01:58:04,180
Definitely not in the ballroom.

4002
01:58:04,180 --> 01:58:04,960
No.

4003
01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:05,840
Different ballroom.

4004
01:58:05,840 --> 01:58:06,800
Let's see if Watt survived.

4005
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:08,300
We're just gonna do, uh.

4006
01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:09,900
Watt's gonna come back for revenge.

4007
01:58:09,900 --> 01:58:11,840
So is Aladdin.

4008
01:58:11,840 --> 01:58:13,460
Watt survived.

4009
01:58:13,460 --> 01:58:14,760
Oh my god!

4010
01:58:14,760 --> 01:58:15,700
Oh no.

4011
01:58:15,700 --> 01:58:17,020
Oh no.

4012
01:58:17,020 --> 01:58:19,220
We don't know how, but he's coming back.

4013
01:58:19,220 --> 01:58:20,760
This is gonna be a face he doesn't forget.

4014
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:22,220
Yeah, no, yeah.

4015
01:58:22,220 --> 01:58:24,000
He's gonna come, he's coming for your nuts.

4016
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:27,140
Nut revenge.

4017
01:58:32,240 --> 01:59:02,220
We'll see you next time.