rpg-static-site/content/transcripts/s02ep03.srt

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okay so we just got through with the flame skull right

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yes and then we were moving into a different room we were in the me seeks room you wouldn't let us have any me seeks as we left though i never said you couldn't have any well you did they they poofed for some reason yeah you're a flame skull attacked them that's right so all your me seeks died couldn't even keep one that's up to you i mean we

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haven't left yet you can um no we did he's i thought you locked it or shut the door oh that's right because i said the door burned up and he said another door and i said what i didn't know there was another door and then you just said magic

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that's been a key thing going on this game doors just keep appearing

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kind of fine that's exciting

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it doesn't happen in the other games no i mean technically in canon there are no doors in star wars

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that's not sure at all name one door

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uh the door that opens up when they go to eat uh eat dinner with darth vader and besides that one

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besides that one the one they were having the negotiations with in the very first scene in the

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very first movie and yeah in the yeah then he has to like use the lightsaber to like open it up because

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he's like burning it in there yeah every single door in the jedi's face they have to open with their

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lightsaber no those are blast shields no they were doors they're blast doors okay fine besides that one

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it's like all of them yeah you can't name any of them besides those huh

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yeah but what about that piece of cloth that's over the uh tent where where shmi skywalker gets killed

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not a door technically he's right that's a flap

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he's i'm on your side but you're he's right that's a flap

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fair is fair flap is flap flap is flap all right so you're going through that door yeah

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the other door in the room can't remember

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okay

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room 20

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okay can you guys see everything

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uh yeah oh yeah you screamed so all i see is a bunch of mortys

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all right a horde of goblins wearing yellow shirts and blue pants grab this room

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there are these little munchkin things i don't know i never gave them a name but they're real

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annoying little pieces of shit repeating the same pattern spouting under undermined nonsense while you

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try to try to get work done all underpined with teenage self-image fragility and minuscule attention

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spans born from what i can only assume is a life completely unexplored while simultaneously devoid of any real

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stakes also they say oh geez lot too much the glass case sits on the far side of the room next to another door but there are too many

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stupid little goblins in the way for you to see clearly

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what do you do

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where's the door

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across from you

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all right oh man it's like in here can they see us

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yes

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are they coming towards us

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they're just kind of oh geezing around it

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if i gave one of them a dollar would the rest of them leave me alone

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uh you can try it

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all right i give one a dollar

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the one with a gold piece

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where did you get a dollar

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a gold piece

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wait hold on

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how many do you have

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i have no idea

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did i

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i just hope i have money

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did i

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you have

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we split up a bunch of money last time but i don't remember what

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there's some

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gold piece

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there's some gold

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i didn't

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put it in my inventory

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yeah it doesn't even

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oh i wrote it i wrote it down

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i have 210 gold

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um

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one electron gold

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and

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that's it

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oh and i'm missing my left butt cheek

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oh i have a smell

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which i named alisa

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and you smell bad

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i have a smelly ruby

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and a good smelly ruby

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yeah i have a good smelly ruby

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yeah it smells like

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pie

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some type of pie

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yeah cherry

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it's cherry pie yeah

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my strawberry

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fan myself

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all right so you give him a gold piece

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yeah

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if i remember right

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he doesn't have any gold

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he only has silver

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i gave him a silver piece

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i think i took the gold

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and i painted yellow

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when would you have painted it yellow

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and with what

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a yellow shirt that i found

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in this room

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oh

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off of a corpse

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of a dead goblin

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like well

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not a corpse

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he just didn't see me take it

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okay

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uh

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maybe he was sleeping

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you give it to one

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and he goes

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oh geez

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and he throws it in his mouth

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and eats it

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wow

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good use of

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that's

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that's weird

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maybe they're hungry

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maybe you should give it

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some of your pie

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i gave it

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already gave it a silver piece

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i'm not giving it anymore

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i'm really disappointed

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in that outcome

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minus one silver piece

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fuck

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this is not a good start

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uh

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i'm gonna yell out

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let us through

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and we'll let you live

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maybe

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but you should

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you should

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yeah you should

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still let us

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through

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just in case

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i'm gonna wave my arm

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i'm gonna wave my arms around

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like really big

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oh geez

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should really think this through

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yeah

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well

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you should think it through

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let us through

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all right

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we don't we don't want to fight you

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we just want to

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go somewhere

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forward

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okay

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then go

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okay

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all right

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i'm gonna

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i start making a move

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so just

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i don't know

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just forward

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just straight ahead

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i'm like dodging

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more uh

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little goblins

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you know

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trying not to touch them

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because they're

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probably all

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you know

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gross

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sticky

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one of them just starts

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pointing towards the gem

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box

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what gem box

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there's a gem box

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the glass case

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sits on the far side

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of the room

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next to another door

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but there are too many

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stupid little goblins

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in the way for you

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to see it clearly

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but are they

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they're making a path

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towards it

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they're pointing towards it

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they're pointing towards it

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but they're not saying anything

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they're just kind of like

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randomly saying

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oh geez

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yeah

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oh

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i start going towards that

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because

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you know

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gem boxes

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can't be that bad

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right

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you know

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what do you think

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what

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i'm just watching you

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from back here

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but then i start

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slowly shuffling

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behind you

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all right

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but i'm really

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i'm really disgustedly

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sheshing through

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all the

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all the mortys

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start moving away from you

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because you smell like

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sturge's boob

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oh that works

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as you walk

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or not mortys

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goblin sorry

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and as you walk by them

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they all point

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and laugh at your

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one butt cheek

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yeah yeah

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i know

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i know

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i don't want

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yeah

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i'm very self-conscious

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i'm not

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really proud of that

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but it happened

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okay

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hey i still got one

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one more than you

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i thought that sash

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that sashaying

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looked a little half-assed

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oh boy

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ha ha ha

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ha ha ha

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yeah

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well

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you know what

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at least

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i've got more ass

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in this one butt cheek

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than any mortys

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put together

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one of the goblins

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runs up

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and just smacks

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the one butt cheek

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and runs away

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that is

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i

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well

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perhaps not

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blood related

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but it's

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a little weird

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a little risky

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it was

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considering real life

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it was your brother

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that just said

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he did that

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now that is meta

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all right

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pushing your way

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through the crowd

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of whiny little

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goblins

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takes some doing

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but once you get

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through you see

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a glass case

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with five gems

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in it

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blue

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and purple

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next to the case

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there are three

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conveniently gem

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sized sockets

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and cut

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are cut into

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the stone wall

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these things

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have to be related

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right

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okay

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so gem sockets

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and we have

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how many gems

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three

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five

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five gems

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you have five

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but three

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sockets

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for them to fit in

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blue

301
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,000
green

302
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,600
red

303
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,120
yellow

304
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:28,660
and purple

305
00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,060
gems

306
00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:29,860
you're suggesting

307
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,280
perhaps

308
00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:30,860
we should

309
00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,480
write this down

310
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,160
that's up to you

311
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,960
it would be

312
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,480
hoover us to

313
00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,080
either write it

314
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:38,880
down or remember

315
00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,280
it

316
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,780
yes

317
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,140
blue

318
00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,320
red

319
00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,080
green

320
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:45,920
green

321
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:46,940
yellow

322
00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:47,880
yellow

323
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,240
and purple

324
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,280
purple

325
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,400
all right

326
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,140
and

327
00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,160
there's three

328
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:55,600
sockets

329
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,240
there are three

330
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:57,800
sockets

331
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,540
all right

332
00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,740
uh

333
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,940
let's go with

334
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:02,500
uh

335
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,160
blue yellow

336
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:04,660
and green

337
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,880
you put the

338
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,140
blue

339
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:07,660
yellow

340
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,180
and green

341
00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:08,820
ones in there

342
00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,700
wait wait wait

343
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:09,880
wait

344
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,580
hold on

345
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,500
uh

346
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,840
i wasn't

347
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,600
putting them in

348
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,080
there that was

349
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:14,620
dialogue

350
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:15,680
oh okay

351
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,880
in character

352
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,920
yes

353
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,000
all right

354
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:19,740
i put blue

355
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,080
yellow

356
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:20,540
and green

357
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,080
in there

358
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,760
just immediately

359
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,080
yeah

360
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,560
in what order

361
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,880
uh

362
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,460
blue yellow

363
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:27,920
and green

364
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,720
all right

365
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,360
and it

366
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:30,880
must be

367
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,300
why

368
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:31,400
why

369
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,800
the gem

370
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,480
shoot out

371
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480
hit you in

372
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:37,900
the forehead

373
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,300
and then

374
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,140
reappear back

375
00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:39,760
in the case

376
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,280
next to the

377
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:41,700
sockets

378
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,900
that is all

379
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,660
three of them

380
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,980
that's real bogus

381
00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:45,440
man

382
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,560
hmm

383
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,720
well

384
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,640
i thought

385
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,080
i thought

386
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,600
the blue

387
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,180
pants

388
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:51,580
and yellow

389
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:51,960
shirt

390
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,620
and green

391
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,780
uh

392
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,580
tentacles

393
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,280
on his head

394
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,520
you know

395
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:57,960
that that

396
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,220
might have

397
00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:58,600
done it

398
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,500
but uh

399
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,720
well

400
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,900
here we are

401
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,380
these these

402
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,020
goblins start

403
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:05,520
to get real

404
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,000
close to you

405
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,440
and are

406
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,580
are very

407
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,180
annoying with

408
00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:08,480
their blue

409
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,000
shirts and

410
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,600
yellow or

411
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,060
blue pants

412
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:10,380
and yellow

413
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:10,760
shirts

414
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,120
these yellow

415
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:13,600
shirts are

416
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,340
really annoying

417
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,600
all right

418
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,380
uh

419
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,620
i'm gonna

420
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,240
just put

421
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,540
i'm kind

422
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:19,800
of

423
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,240
snuck up

424
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:21,640
behind you

425
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,220
as you like

426
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:22,600
rubbed your

427
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,320
head from

428
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,000
being hit

429
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,680
yeah

430
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,160
but you

431
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:28,440
were trying

432
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:28,780
to play it

433
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:29,200
off cool

434
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,780
i imagine

435
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,420
i'm in the

436
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,220
corner crying

437
00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:32,680
while you're

438
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,100
doing

439
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,360
all right

440
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:34,800
i'm playing

441
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,340
it off cool

442
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,040
i'm definitely

443
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:36,620
playing it off

444
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,040
cool like

445
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:37,540
i'm cool

446
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,080
crying

447
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,180
okay

448
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,800
i'm just

449
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,440
gonna pick

450
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,020
up the blue

451
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,080
and uh

452
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:44,820
and yellow

453
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:45,880
one and

454
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,240
i'm gonna

455
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,060
you know

456
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:47,620
put those

457
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:47,860
in the

458
00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:48,300
sockets

459
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,460
all right

460
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,140
i'm gonna

461
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:52,660
write down

462
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,380
cool

463
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,020
crying

464
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,120
cool

465
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,020
crying

466
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,340
and that's

467
00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:57,800
all you do

468
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,380
oh yeah

469
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,620
nothing happens

470
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,740
nothing

471
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:02,440
happens

472
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,320
cool

473
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,260
so what

474
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:06,540
about you

475
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:06,780
cool

476
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:07,100
crying

477
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:07,300
what do

478
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:07,560
you think

479
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,560
i am

480
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,060
assuming we

481
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:09,420
need to put

482
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:09,900
another gem

483
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,220
in there

484
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,840
yeah

485
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,300
uh

486
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:12,700
which ones

487
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:12,960
have we

488
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,360
tried

489
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:13,940
we gotta

490
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,380
just keep

491
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:14,820
putting in

492
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,040
different

493
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,600
combinations

494
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,400
uh

495
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:17,900
i'm gonna do

496
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,880
well there's a lot

497
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,280
of green

498
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,320
purple yellow

499
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:22,700
green

500
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,460
wait wait wait

501
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:23,740
hold on

502
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:24,380
no the blue

503
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:24,740
and yellow

504
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:25,440
one is in

505
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:25,780
there right

506
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,200
now there's

507
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:26,860
one one

508
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:27,580
spot open

509
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,440
purple

510
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:33,720
okay

511
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,740
did you put

512
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:35,200
it in there

513
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,040
yeah

514
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,900
and then i

515
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,300
nodded

516
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,420
all the gems

517
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,100
fly out hit

518
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:42,780
both of you in

519
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:43,480
the forehead and

520
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,020
reappear in the

521
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:44,420
case

522
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:46,580
this thing

523
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,540
is rigged

524
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,240
this is a

525
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:48,900
rigged game

526
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,380
what do you

527
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,380
think before you

528
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,280
just start jamming

529
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:52,860
things in

530
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,320
i thought purple

531
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:54,800
would have been

532
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,120
good

533
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,080
but why

534
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,660
why wouldn't

535
00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,160
it why would

536
00:12:59,160 --> 00:12:59,600
why didn't you

537
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,120
think the other

538
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:00,780
ones would work

539
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,340
i had a reason

540
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:02,920
at least

541
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,940
what was your

542
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,280
reason

543
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,660
blue pants

544
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,100
yellow shirt

545
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:07,960
look at them

546
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,360
and purple

547
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,120
insides

548
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,300
they don't

549
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:11,820
have purple

550
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,440
insides

551
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,260
you're right

552
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,700
green yellow

553
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,160
red or

554
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,320
yellow blue

555
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:17,740
red

556
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,980
that was my

557
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:19,420
mistake

558
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,320
you put them

559
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:20,680
in there

560
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,260
yeah

561
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,620
they all fly

562
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,480
out hit you

563
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:23,800
in the head

564
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,340
and reappear in

565
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:24,740
the case

566
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:27,000
one of the

567
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,940
morty i mean

568
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:28,800
goblins

569
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,380
uh he's known

570
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,280
by pyromaniac

571
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,000
goblin

572
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,080
that's strange

573
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,800
yellow shirt on

574
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,120
fire

575
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,080
uh oh boy

576
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,760
oh boy

577
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,300
uh and what

578
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,240
he's just burning

579
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,120
alive like a

580
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:44,600
rage against

581
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,320
machine album

582
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,040
yes actually

583
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,380
pyromaniac

584
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,480
or goblin

585
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,780
goblins

586
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,800
what he self

587
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,340
immolates

588
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,240
yes

589
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,000
what is he just

590
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,940
stands there as

591
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:57,760
he burns alive

592
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,660
yes his yellow

593
00:13:58,660 --> 00:13:59,120
shirt and his

594
00:13:59,120 --> 00:13:59,520
blue pants

595
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,340
that's terrifying

596
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,960
yeah this game

597
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,580
just got real

598
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:02,920
quick

599
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,980
it's really how

600
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,820
he wanted to go

601
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:05,740
and that's how

602
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,700
i i don't

603
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,320
know he's been

604
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,040
squealing

605
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,140
no he hasn't

606
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:10,700
oh no

607
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,120
that that was a

608
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:12,980
13 year old's

609
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,320
moan

610
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,380
oh

611
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,620
someone was

612
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,520
moaning while

613
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,640
that person was

614
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,720
no

615
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,760
he pyromaniac

616
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,880
more goblin

617
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,860
was moaning

618
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,960
oh

619
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,380
and a good

620
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:27,820
moan

621
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,820
while yes

622
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,580
while he lit

623
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,200
his his yellow

624
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:31,740
shirt and his

625
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,580
blue pants on fire

626
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,740
this is fucked

627
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,580
up

628
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,060
what color

629
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,440
book

630
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,940
uh

631
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,280
hey

632
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,400
um

633
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,180
dad

634
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:45,820
slash

635
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,300
cure

636
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,640
jerry

637
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640
jerry

638
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,820
yeah maybe i'll

639
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:50,460
just start calling

640
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:50,980
you jerry

641
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,420
god damn

642
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,040
mcgarnival

643
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,500
i'm trying

644
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,380
to eat a

645
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:56,780
sandwich

646
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:57,340
here

647
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,420
uh

648
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:04,380
what

649
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:04,960
your

650
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,800
your gem

651
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,540
your pie gem

652
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,500
yeah

653
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,380
what's it

654
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,020
what is that

655
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:09,340
uh

656
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,480
what's what

657
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:10,920
kind of shape

658
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,340
is that

659
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,720
is it

660
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,120
the is

661
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,300
is the pie gem

662
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:14,640
does it

663
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,120
does it

664
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,520
does it

665
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:15,980
match the

666
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,000
gem imprint

667
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,920
no

668
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,860
i think you

669
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:20,260
should try to

670
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:20,680
stick it in

671
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,160
there anyway

672
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,560
no i like the

673
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,200
smell of it it

674
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,800
makes me smell

675
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,620
very very

676
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,700
fragrant

677
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,980
so one thing

678
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,740
you said no to

679
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,300
you jammed

680
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,780
everything else

681
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,440
in there

682
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,660
not everything

683
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,480
so if i

684
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,220
ask the morties

685
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,460
one of the

686
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,000
goblins

687
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,340
that seemed

688
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:43,920
awfully

689
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,640
pointed

690
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,760
that uh

691
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,320
whole self

692
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:47,800
immolation

693
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,120
thing

694
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,220
are they

695
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,040
trying to

696
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,360
tell us

697
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:51,800
something

698
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,060
oh yeah

699
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:53,740
oh geez

700
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,580
i think he

701
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,260
i think he

702
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:55,760
really just

703
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,400
doesn't like

704
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:56,880
the colors

705
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,380
yellow and

706
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:57,660
blue

707
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,720
oh

708
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,260
i see

709
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,680
then

710
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,780
why

711
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:05,300
yeah

712
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:05,860
i mean

713
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:06,240
he could have

714
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:06,660
just taken

715
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,260
them off

716
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,100
it's a standard

717
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:08,620
uniform

718
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,840
oh geez

719
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,460
wow that is

720
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,340
awfully strict

721
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,240
i'm gonna take

722
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:13,740
the red

723
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,660
green and

724
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,380
purple and

725
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:15,900
and put

726
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,220
them in

727
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:16,880
the slots

728
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:22,640
all right

729
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,000
and what

730
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,160
do you

731
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:23,880
do with

732
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,160
the other

733
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,440
two

734
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,900
they stay

735
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,180
in there

736
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:27,480
they don't

737
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:27,900
pop out

738
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,580
in the head

739
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,720
nice

740
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,060
this yellow

741
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,400
and blue

742
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:31,680
jet

743
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,960
i take the

744
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,360
blue one

745
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:33,680
you take

746
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,240
yellow one

747
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,060
uh

748
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,660
yeah

749
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,680
yellow matches

750
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,180
my hair

751
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,420
and blue

752
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:40,900
is

753
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,860
the color

754
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,100
of your

755
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:42,500
tears

756
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,500
yeah

757
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,200
cool

758
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:44,680
crying

759
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,380
cool

760
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:45,960
crying

761
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,940
yeah

762
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,720
all right

763
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,020
nothing

764
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:50,480
happens

765
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,600
all right

766
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,060
stay in

767
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:52,860
the slots

768
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:53,400
well that's

769
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:53,880
pretty cool

770
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,340
so now

771
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:55,620
what

772
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,540
you're stuck

773
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:56,840
in this

774
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,400
room still

775
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400
huh

776
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,340
interesting

777
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,720
i'm stupid

778
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,820
i go over

779
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,380
and i punch

780
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:04,940
a morty in

781
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,340
the head

782
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,400
what

783
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,340
do you know

784
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:07,880
that they

785
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,600
they outnumber

786
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,000
us

787
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,960
i didn't

788
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,520
yeah there's

789
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,100
like 30

790
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,380
of them

791
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:13,680
in this

792
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,080
room

793
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,220
that was

794
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:15,640
an accident

795
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,060
i thought

796
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:16,420
it was a

797
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:16,760
rock

798
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,600
why would

799
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,000
you punch

800
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,540
a rock

801
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,280
i was

802
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:21,940
mad

803
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,960
all right

804
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,660
uh i'm

805
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,040
gonna start

806
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:24,760
inspecting the

807
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,940
door uh

808
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,960
to the bottom

809
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,260
of the map

810
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,160
it looks pretty

811
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,300
big is that

812
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,420
on purpose

813
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,040
those doors

814
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,340
no

815
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:33,980
okay

816
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,060
all right

817
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:35,740
well you really

818
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,320
phoned in these

819
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:36,880
doors you made

820
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,500
them gigantic

821
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,740
yeah um

822
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,760
so you inspect

823
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,140
the door

824
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:42,960
yeah

825
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,160
give me

826
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:44,240
what is it

827
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,100
what is it

828
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:45,100
uh

829
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,160
what is it

830
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,120
perception

831
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,260
yeah

832
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,360
or

833
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,400
yeah

834
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,560
investigation

835
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,880
okay

836
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,820
skills

837
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,160
invest

838
00:17:59,160 --> 00:17:59,620
and

839
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,080
investigation

840
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,960
normal

841
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,800
normally

842
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,260
yeah

843
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:08,960
hey

844
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,780
that's gotta

845
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,200
be worth

846
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,600
something

847
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,640
wow your

848
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,400
intelligence is

849
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,240
really strong

850
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,760
um you

851
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,920
detect no

852
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,400
way to open

853
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,940
these doors

854
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,860
what do they

855
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,440
look like

856
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,500
they're just

857
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,160
big metal

858
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,020
sliding doors

859
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,140
okay

860
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,140
that are locked

861
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,640
into place

862
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,420
how do we

863
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,460
unlock them

864
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,300
just thought

865
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:30,900
i'd ask

866
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,120
i'd try

867
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,100
are you asking

868
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,860
me or are you

869
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,440
asking uh

870
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,400
a goblin

871
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,520
a goblin

872
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:36,880
how do i

873
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,300
unlock these

874
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:37,720
doors

875
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,880
oh geez i

876
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,260
don't know

877
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:39,940
i think it has

878
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:40,280
something to do

879
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:40,840
with that puzzle

880
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,720
over there

881
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,720
it's a we

882
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,340
solved that

883
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:43,820
puzzle

884
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,660
apparently not

885
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,300
dipshit

886
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,240
oh

887
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,760
well you've

888
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,340
really grown

889
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,000
some set of

890
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,540
balls in the

891
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,420
last couple

892
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:51,760
of minutes

893
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,060
here

894
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,200
i've grown a

895
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:53,620
set of balls

896
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,140
you still have

897
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:54,580
one ass

898
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:54,860
cheek

899
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,160
still more

900
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:56,600
ass and all

901
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:56,920
you put

902
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,300
together

903
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,040
and i'm

904
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:58,480
gonna march

905
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,160
over by that

906
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,060
puzzle and

907
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,280
uh take a

908
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:01,960
closer look

909
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,200
all right

910
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,440
and another

911
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,180
uh investigation

912
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:15,120
oh investigation

913
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,620
investigation

914
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,760
station

915
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,520
investigation

916
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:25,200
oh that's a

917
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:25,640
good roll

918
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,100
all right you

919
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:27,740
see some like

920
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,660
soot from

921
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,280
underneath where

922
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:29,840
the blue and

923
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,960
yellow gems

924
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,300
were

925
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,300
and so in

926
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:35,960
the in the

927
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,800
case in the

928
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,300
case yeah

929
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,360
can i brush

930
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,100
the soot off

931
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,700
is there something

932
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,240
underneath the

933
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:42,660
soot there's

934
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,240
nothing underneath

935
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,760
oh i think

936
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,180
maybe we should

937
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:46,660
put the gems

938
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,120
back

939
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,880
why

940
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,620
um i

941
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,780
i got a

942
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:53,560
feeling

943
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,340
i i

944
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,140
while investigating

945
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:57,940
i noticed some

946
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:58,420
soot here

947
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,520
all right

948
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,440
i put my

949
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,280
yellow one

950
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:04,640
back

951
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,900
i put my

952
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,460
blue one

953
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,180
back

954
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,680
nothing happens

955
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,620
a goblin

956
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,640
that is

957
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,600
suspiciously

958
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,900
dressed like

959
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,460
rick sanchez

960
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,680
i've never

961
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,140
heard of her

962
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,540
but just

963
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,500
just with a

964
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,300
uh a lab

965
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:23,940
jacket out

966
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,860
walks up

967
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:26,800
calls you guys

968
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,400
both fucking

969
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:27,840
idiots

970
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,620
takes out the

971
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,380
gems and steps

972
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:30,880
on them

973
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,060
breaks them into

974
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:32,920
a million pieces

975
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,720
and the doors

976
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,080
open

977
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,360
huh

978
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,980
that's rude

979
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,320
that was very

980
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,640
rude

981
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,640
oh jeez

982
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,140
you're welcome

983
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,460
yeah

984
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,640
i we didn't

985
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,120
ask for your

986
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,440
help

987
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,240
you guys

988
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,200
needed it

989
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,040
that's

990
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,980
presumptuous

991
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,300
we would have

992
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:51,800
gotten there

993
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,960
oh jeez

994
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,640
i watched you

995
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,600
struggle like for

996
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600
10 minutes on

997
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:56,860
this

998
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,800
you weren't

999
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,300
getting it

1000
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,520
you were not

1001
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,680
gonna get it

1002
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,580
this is right

1003
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,380
the suit

1004
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,300
the soot hint

1005
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,660
was was very

1006
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,140
obscure

1007
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,340
all of your

1008
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:06,940
brains

1009
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,420
must be in

1010
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:08,800
your left

1011
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,380
ass cheek

1012
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,300
yep

1013
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,060
and are in

1014
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:11,700
the one missing

1015
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:12,000
left

1016
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
the one missing

1017
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,920
left butt

1018
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,200
cheek

1019
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,000
it was left

1020
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,880
and and its

1021
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,260
name was

1022
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:16,660
alissa

1023
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,300
i don't care

1024
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:18,880
what its name

1025
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,660
i'm getting and

1026
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,360
i'm getting it

1027
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:20,800
back

1028
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,480
okay fine

1029
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,660
then maybe you'll

1030
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,380
actually have some

1031
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:24,940
intelligence

1032
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,060
yeah

1033
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,940
wow that is rude

1034
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:29,960
why don't you get a

1035
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,840
girlfriend and i'm

1036
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,860
gonna start off and

1037
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:32,960
down the door that

1038
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,380
just opened

1039
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:33,820
by the way

1040
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:34,740
you're dressed like

1041
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,500
an ugly goblin

1042
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,600
and i walk out too

1043
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,020
we are ugly

1044
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:40,760
goblins

1045
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,880
i'm gonna tell

1046
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,500
that to somebody

1047
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,420
next in like

1048
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:43,920
real life

1049
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,580
sometime like

1050
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,160
if they piss

1051
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:45,640
me off like

1052
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,020
you know what

1053
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:46,780
man you're

1054
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,160
dressed like

1055
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:47,520
an ugly

1056
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,500
goblin

1057
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:48,940
all right

1058
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,660
can i slam

1059
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,160
the door

1060
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,220
what door

1061
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,080
they both

1062
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,480
opened

1063
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,600
the door

1064
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,660
yeah

1065
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,280
uh i

1066
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,040
since we're

1067
00:21:59,040 --> 00:21:59,940
closest to the

1068
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,380
or i'm

1069
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:00,880
closest to the

1070
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,300
bottom one i'm

1071
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,100
assuming uh

1072
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,840
uh jerry's by

1073
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,940
me we'll just

1074
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,560
walk through the

1075
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,320
bottom one

1076
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:06,900
or i'm

1077
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,240
walking through

1078
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:07,460
the bottom

1079
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:07,680
yeah

1080
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,820
bottom

1081
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:12,460
for a bottom

1082
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:14,360
bottom

1083
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,560
here we go

1084
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,380
oh my god

1085
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,580
oh it's a sauna

1086
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,640
i mean bathroom

1087
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,800
you are

1088
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,360
this looks like a

1089
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,460
really nice

1090
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,140
bathroom

1091
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,760
decorative porcelain

1092
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,480
tiles run from

1093
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,160
floor to ceiling

1094
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,340
the room smells

1095
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,020
clean like a

1096
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,200
like freshly squeezed

1097
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,160
lemons and pine

1098
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,560
a feeling of

1099
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,600
relaxation settles

1100
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,140
over everyone

1101
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,040
who enters

1102
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,880
you know i

1103
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,300
wonder what it's

1104
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:39,840
gonna be like to

1105
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,560
shit with half

1106
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,060
an ass

1107
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,680
i think it's

1108
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400
kind of

1109
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,320
probably uh

1110
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,340
one-sided i'd

1111
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:48,720
guess

1112
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,840
yeah that would

1113
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,460
need some work

1114
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,700
i didn't wasn't

1115
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,220
trying to make a

1116
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:54,580
joke

1117
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,500
it's just

1118
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,360
it's just

1119
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:58,960
gonna be a

1120
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,460
reality

1121
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,680
yeah

1122
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:01,700
yeah

1123
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:02,460
seriously you're

1124
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:02,820
gonna be like

1125
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,280
this

1126
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,320
i mean it's

1127
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,780
not gonna be

1128
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:05,020
fun

1129
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,000
does this mean i

1130
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,940
can't fart anymore

1131
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,040
no

1132
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,260
i mean half

1133
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:09,660
farts

1134
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:10,500
you know

1135
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,440
it's probably

1136
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,060
you're gonna be on

1137
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:12,820
the bone on

1138
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,700
i don't even have a

1139
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,460
half a fart

1140
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,500
i don't think

1141
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,260
you're gonna have to

1142
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:16,800
put the head

1143
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,160
down

1144
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,400
i think it's like a

1145
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,460
lasagna if you take

1146
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,240
one layer off you

1147
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,380
still have a lasagna

1148
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,180
no

1149
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,020
no i don't think so

1150
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,600
if you take if you

1151
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,480
have just one

1152
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,760
lasagna noodle you

1153
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,560
don't have a lasagna

1154
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,060
anymore

1155
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,540
it's not a fully

1156
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,260
baked lasagna

1157
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:34,340
and i it's just not a

1158
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,260
fully baked ass

1159
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,320
and i'm not gonna have

1160
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,180
a fully baked fart

1161
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,460
so all right

1162
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,100
what's the deal

1163
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,160
with this room

1164
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,700
you guys are about

1165
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,680
two layers short

1166
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,520
of a full lasagna

1167
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:43,880
here

1168
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,840
yeah

1169
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,760
that's

1170
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,500
true

1171
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,520
okay so we're in

1172
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,340
this nice sauna

1173
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,600
or

1174
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,000
bathroom i'm not

1175
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,300
sure

1176
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,180
it's a cold

1177
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,300
it's a cold sauna

1178
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,380
it's a

1179
00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,280
bathroom

1180
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,020
is it a sauna

1181
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:00,520
bathroom

1182
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,320
it's a bathroom

1183
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,700
does it have

1184
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,440
running water

1185
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,940
is it clean

1186
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,960
go try the

1187
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,400
sink

1188
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,440
i'm gonna

1189
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,160
can i try the

1190
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:10,560
toilet

1191
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,660
no you're a woman

1192
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,580
yeah you want to go

1193
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,020
to the toilet

1194
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:14,600
that's fine

1195
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,700
don't do that right

1196
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:16,260
in front of me

1197
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,780
you turn around

1198
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,320
i can't leave

1199
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,500
i oh

1200
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,040
you know

1201
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,520
absolutely

1202
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520
no i

1203
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,200
changed my mind

1204
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,900
i i turn

1205
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:24,940
i turn away from the

1206
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:25,640
toilet and push

1207
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,240
jerry out of the way

1208
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,160
and start washing

1209
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,940
off in the in the

1210
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:28,180
sink

1211
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,580
well i mean

1212
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,520
that that's my

1213
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,280
intention i'm gonna

1214
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:31,980
try turning on the

1215
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,240
faucet i'm i'm tired

1216
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:33,820
of stinking

1217
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,240
all right

1218
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,780
well that's just a

1219
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:36,440
shower in here

1220
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,640
there's no shower

1221
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,160
okay just a sink

1222
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:39,660
and a toilet

1223
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,140
and a mirror

1224
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,220
all right i'm gonna

1225
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:42,700
take a bubble

1226
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,100
shower

1227
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,160
all right you

1228
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,000
successfully washed

1229
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,980
sturgis poop smell

1230
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:46,500
off of you

1231
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,160
all right do i

1232
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:47,840
gain points

1233
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,800
no can i have a few

1234
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,180
points

1235
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,640
no you just don't

1236
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,860
have a disadvantage

1237
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,300
on charm rolls

1238
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,080
i think it was

1239
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,360
and charisma rolls

1240
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,400
is there any

1241
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,220
fragrance

1242
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,180
not that you try to

1243
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:00,920
use your charm

1244
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,380
at all

1245
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,160
i'm not gonna charm

1246
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,900
my own brother

1247
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,980
i didn't

1248
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,800
you sicko

1249
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,520
i didn't say

1250
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,320
for your brother

1251
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,160
my brother

1252
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,360
my brother

1253
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,620
my sister's

1254
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,600
covering most

1255
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,500
here's your sign

1256
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,860
all right

1257
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:23,680
uh i don't really

1258
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,880
this is very awkward

1259
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,360
for me

1260
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,960
yeah well i'm the

1261
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,520
one who's standing

1262
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,440
by his sink looking

1263
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,280
in this nice mirror

1264
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,800
you know just checking

1265
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,520
myself out

1266
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,620
do you guys

1267
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:34,200
notice my ears

1268
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,860
are pointing in

1269
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,220
this one

1270
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,180
the mirror cracks

1271
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,560
oh great

1272
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,720
that about

1273
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,860
that about

1274
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,440
sums it up

1275
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,400
someone say

1276
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:44,800
some

1277
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,900
one of the

1278
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,460
shards

1279
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,280
actually shows a

1280
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,140
picture of cure

1281
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,900
crying

1282
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,220
cool crying

1283
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,840
in a corner

1284
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,660
corner crying

1285
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,620
not quite as

1286
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:00,960
cool

1287
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,520
and you guys

1288
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,320
look into another

1289
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,400
shard and you

1290
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,100
can just see

1291
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:06,740
alissa

1292
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,260
having a

1293
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,520
just a great

1294
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,220
time with the

1295
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:10,800
other butts

1296
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,520
that were stolen

1297
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,740
yeah what

1298
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:13,780
full butts

1299
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,440
is she the only

1300
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,080
half butt there

1301
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,060
no there's a

1302
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:16,860
couple half butts

1303
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:17,560
okay

1304
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,740
what are they

1305
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:19,400
what are they

1306
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,160
they're partying

1307
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,100
like what are

1308
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:23,440
they doing

1309
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,600
they're playing

1310
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,820
uh beer

1311
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:26,360
pond

1312
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,960
and they're

1313
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,300
doing shots

1314
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,540
i did see

1315
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,800
out of toilets

1316
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,580
shots

1317
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:36,200
like little

1318
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,320
like little

1319
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,540
toilet shots

1320
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:39,280
yeah

1321
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,200
oh boy

1322
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,660
uh

1323
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,920
i did see a butt

1324
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,720
play ping pong

1325
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,880
one time

1326
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,080
that is

1327
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:49,600
disturbing

1328
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,880
um also

1329
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,840
out of character

1330
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,980
or in character

1331
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,300
oh this is

1332
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,040
out of character

1333
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,720
boo is there

1334
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,580
i don't know

1335
00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,000
he's trying to

1336
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,380
play it so

1337
00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,720
cool

1338
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,340
i'm very cool

1339
00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:02,080
cool cool like

1340
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,600
a cucumber

1341
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,380
okay

1342
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,660
so i feel like

1343
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:06,740
this mirror is

1344
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:07,640
like foreboding

1345
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,540
or some shit

1346
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:09,640
foreboding

1347
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,580
that too

1348
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,100
yes

1349
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:18,040
um

1350
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,960
i look closer

1351
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,620
at it

1352
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,960
do i see

1353
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,880
i guess i saw

1354
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,460
what was

1355
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,500
bad for me

1356
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,440
the mirror

1357
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,260
fixes itself

1358
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,680
and it's just

1359
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,260
a normal mirror

1360
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:30,600
now

1361
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,360
do i still

1362
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:32,800
look okay

1363
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,120
in it

1364
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,960
are you gonna

1365
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,440
look in it

1366
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:35,740
again

1367
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,320
yeah

1368
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,420
it breaks

1369
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,500
fuck

1370
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:38,980
again

1371
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,020
yes

1372
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:41,140
now what

1373
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:41,360
do you

1374
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:41,800
shard have

1375
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,160
now

1376
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,480
same things

1377
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,400
oh god

1378
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,380
cool crying

1379
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:46,920
in the corner

1380
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,100
this mirrors

1381
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,020
except for

1382
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:49,900
now it's like

1383
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900
a sad

1384
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:51,900
crying that

1385
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:52,860
you you

1386
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,340
think is

1387
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:53,780
cool but

1388
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:54,660
it's it's

1389
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,160
not

1390
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,220
what

1391
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,180
it's just

1392
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,180
not cool

1393
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:02,000
i don't

1394
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,400
follow

1395
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,000
this game

1396
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,700
got dark

1397
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,040
it has

1398
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,180
we've gone

1399
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:07,740
some twists

1400
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:08,220
and turns

1401
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:08,620
in this

1402
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,000
bathroom

1403
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,720
how do i

1404
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,320
leave i'm

1405
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,980
leaving i'm

1406
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:11,280
getting out

1407
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,440
of the

1408
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:11,760
bathroom

1409
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,280
this

1410
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,860
bathroom

1411
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:13,180
is a

1412
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:13,460
one

1413
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,600
there's

1414
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:14,800
two

1415
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,200
doors

1416
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,000
there's

1417
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,180
two

1418
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:16,560
doors

1419
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,440
what

1420
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,060
what is it

1421
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:19,440
what's in the

1422
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:19,740
other one

1423
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:20,560
fucking towels

1424
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,020
you came out

1425
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,800
or you came

1426
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,200
into it

1427
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:23,600
in this

1428
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:23,880
door

1429
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,680
the top

1430
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,000
door

1431
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,260
and then

1432
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:26,640
there's the

1433
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:26,900
bottom

1434
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:27,240
door

1435
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,140
i feel like a

1436
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:28,780
bathroom with

1437
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,200
two doors

1438
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,600
is asking

1439
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,200
for trouble

1440
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,620
didn't your

1441
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,160
grandpa's

1442
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,420
house

1443
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:32,820
have two

1444
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:33,160
doors

1445
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,560
and it

1446
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,060
was asking

1447
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:34,700
for trouble

1448
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:35,880
you know how

1449
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,440
many times we

1450
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,080
walked in there

1451
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,880
on him peeing

1452
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,080
too many

1453
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,800
he couldn't

1454
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,200
i thought he only

1455
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,740
peed in the

1456
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:44,600
crossroads of a

1457
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,000
highway

1458
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,220
i thought that

1459
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:46,640
was like what

1460
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,020
he did

1461
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:47,680
no

1462
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,580
no

1463
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,760
like how

1464
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,840
he peed

1465
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,260
everywhere

1466
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,760
because the

1467
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,440
world was his

1468
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,160
oyster that's

1469
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,420
why

1470
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,000
yeah

1471
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,640
it was

1472
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:56,980
definitely

1473
00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:57,600
his toilet

1474
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,320
rip

1475
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,300
uh

1476
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,340
so are you

1477
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:03,580
going

1478
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:04,180
you're going

1479
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:04,480
all the way

1480
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:04,800
through

1481
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,060
yeah i'm

1482
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:06,620
leaving i

1483
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,000
don't like

1484
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,480
this mirror

1485
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,000
i don't want

1486
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,340
to see you

1487
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:08,620
go to the

1488
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,280
bathroom i'm

1489
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:09,760
out of here

1490
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,880
all right

1491
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,820
um i'll

1492
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,340
follow you

1493
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:15,620
you're going

1494
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:15,920
through the

1495
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,240
new door

1496
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,540
a new

1497
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:16,800
door

1498
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,740
the new

1499
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:17,920
door

1500
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,520
the nude

1501
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,020
door

1502
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:21,180
which one

1503
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:21,500
is the

1504
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:21,700
nude

1505
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:21,960
door

1506
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,860
the bottom

1507
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,140
one

1508
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:23,740
the bottom

1509
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:24,300
one

1510
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,100
all right

1511
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:33,480
oh fancy

1512
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,540
library

1513
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,160
oh

1514
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:35,660
now

1515
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:36,420
now we're

1516
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,020
in nerd

1517
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,480
room

1518
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,400
now we're

1519
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:38,840
in my

1520
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,340
now we're

1521
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,760
in my

1522
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,240
uh

1523
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,640
have we been

1524
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,240
here before

1525
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,520
no

1526
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,600
inside this

1527
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,100
room you see

1528
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:46,620
a genius

1529
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:46,980
ever

1530
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:48,540
sure he's a

1531
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:49,260
stinky bug

1532
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,160
bear but

1533
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,540
he's a

1534
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,300
god damn

1535
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,000
genius

1536
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,260
he has two

1537
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,040
pathetic snot

1538
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:54,760
nose goblins

1539
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,120
with him

1540
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,380
multiple tables

1541
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:56,920
are stacked

1542
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,360
with shit

1543
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,160
that your

1544
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,840
primitive brains

1545
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,580
couldn't dream

1546
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,320
of comprehended

1547
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,380
we're talking

1548
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,280
piles of notes

1549
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:02,760
with magic

1550
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,720
symbols the

1551
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,360
beautiful mind

1552
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,160
you're seeing

1553
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,860
here also the

1554
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,580
bug bears got

1555
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,560
two two

1556
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:08,980
butts

1557
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:11,760
yeah we get

1558
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,260
it i'm

1559
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:12,720
missing a

1560
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,200
butt cheek

1561
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:13,840
i don't know

1562
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,580
why yeah

1563
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,220
it's weird

1564
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:17,300
just don't

1565
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:17,940
stare at it

1566
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:18,380
he's kind

1567
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:18,820
of sensitive

1568
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:19,940
oh you

1569
00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,320
mean two

1570
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:20,940
butts

1571
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,040
he has two

1572
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,540
butts

1573
00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:23,760
so not two

1574
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,400
butt cheeks

1575
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,220
he's got four

1576
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:25,800
butt cheeks

1577
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,420
he's got four

1578
00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:27,020
butt cheeks

1579
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:27,340
yes

1580
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,040
how many

1581
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,660
buttholes

1582
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,340
two

1583
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,000
oh

1584
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,160
oh

1585
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,540
the bugbear

1586
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,700
the bugbear

1587
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:38,840
the bugbear is the

1588
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,140
genius

1589
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:39,980
yes

1590
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:40,620
and then the

1591
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:40,980
other two are

1592
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:41,380
goblins

1593
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,580
yeah

1594
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,500
okay

1595
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,080
hello

1596
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,960
mr

1597
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,500
bear

1598
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,360
i am

1599
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,200
i am

1600
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,320
a wizard

1601
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,880
and this is my

1602
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,380
friend summer

1603
00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,100
okay

1604
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:54,520
don't tell him

1605
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:54,900
my name

1606
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,400
i don't want

1607
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:55,980
anyone to know

1608
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:56,460
my name

1609
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,800
i did not ask

1610
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,360
your name

1611
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,760
i don't want you

1612
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,460
to know my name

1613
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:01,300
well i'm

1614
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:01,900
tommy two

1615
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:02,260
butts

1616
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,960
hello tommy two

1617
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,200
butts

1618
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,120
i enjoy that

1619
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,480
name

1620
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,160
i thought

1621
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,420
you were

1622
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:07,640
self

1623
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,660
well i thought

1624
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:08,820
you were

1625
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:09,320
self-conscious

1626
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,000
about that

1627
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,940
no

1628
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,040
you know

1629
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,400
i'm just

1630
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,260
it's just

1631
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:14,800
my name

1632
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,480
i'm summer

1633
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,120
half butt

1634
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,380
i see

1635
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,560
together we

1636
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:20,960
would still

1637
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,300
have too

1638
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:21,680
many butt

1639
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:21,980
cheeks

1640
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:22,880
you're right

1641
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,460
can i have

1642
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:23,960
a little bit

1643
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,060
never mind

1644
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:25,820
does not

1645
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:26,220
work that

1646
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:26,480
way

1647
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,020
i just

1648
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:29,500
want mine

1649
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:29,820
back

1650
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:32,420
now i am

1651
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:32,900
busy if you

1652
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,560
can tell me

1653
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:33,840
what you

1654
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,220
want

1655
00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:36,900
uh

1656
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,780
to be

1657
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:38,320
honest we're

1658
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:38,860
just looking

1659
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,260
for some

1660
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:39,540
booty

1661
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,120
figuratively

1662
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,760
and literally

1663
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,700
um

1664
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,160
yeah my

1665
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,660
friend here

1666
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,100
is missing

1667
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:43,800
half a butt

1668
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,320
would you

1669
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,080
have one

1670
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,700
to spare

1671
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,280
wait

1672
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,080
wait

1673
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,560
did you

1674
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:48,940
lose it

1675
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:49,140
in the

1676
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,320
butt

1677
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,580
trap

1678
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:50,760
uh

1679
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,620
is that

1680
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:51,980
what that

1681
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,320
was

1682
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:52,840
i thought

1683
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,160
they were

1684
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:53,420
tits

1685
00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:54,660
no

1686
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,580
they were

1687
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,160
that was

1688
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:56,660
butts

1689
00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:57,680
that was

1690
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,300
a giant

1691
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,040
stone

1692
00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,540
butt

1693
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,680
that

1694
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,700
apparently

1695
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:02,300
stole your

1696
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:02,540
butt

1697
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:03,260
half of

1698
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:03,360
your

1699
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:03,740
half of

1700
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:03,960
it

1701
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,900
i still

1702
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,180
got

1703
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,480
a bit

1704
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:06,880
a bit

1705
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,740
i've got

1706
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,120
you

1707
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,380
more

1708
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:08,760
one

1709
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,500
really

1710
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,080
sad

1711
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,940
looking

1712
00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:11,880
cheek

1713
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,680
figuratively

1714
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,580
but it

1715
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,060
looks

1716
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:14,580
great

1717
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:15,240
quite

1718
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,660
literally

1719
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,160
it's

1720
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,460
sad

1721
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:16,800
looking

1722
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,380
i've

1723
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:17,820
got more

1724
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,320
and a half

1725
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,700
it's

1726
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:21,140
depressed

1727
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:21,920
my young

1728
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,100
apprentice

1729
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,800
over here

1730
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
and it

1731
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,140
points to

1732
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:26,360
one of

1733
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:26,460
the

1734
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:26,860
goblins

1735
00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:27,420
and he's

1736
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,100
he's

1737
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:28,320
cool

1738
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,180
he's

1739
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:29,420
cool

1740
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:29,860
crying

1741
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,440
you

1742
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:30,440
you

1743
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:30,600
know

1744
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,780
i

1745
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,340
have

1746
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:32,620
been

1747
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,040
being

1748
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,340
so

1749
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:33,720
polite

1750
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,000
not

1751
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,300
pointing

1752
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:34,500
out

1753
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:34,660
your

1754
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:34,880
two

1755
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,220
butts

1756
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:35,920
and

1757
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,340
you've

1758
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:36,500
done

1759
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,780
nothing

1760
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:37,260
but point

1761
00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:37,500
out

1762
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:37,760
my

1763
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,340
deformities

1764
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:38,920
i find it

1765
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,520
quite rude

1766
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,420
it's a little

1767
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:41,680
rude

1768
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,740
it's a little

1769
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:44,700
anti-ableist

1770
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:45,540
yeah

1771
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:46,740
or is it

1772
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:47,180
ableist

1773
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:47,440
i don't

1774
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,740
remember

1775
00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:48,000
what

1776
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,920
is it

1777
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,780
anti-ableist

1778
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,480
i mean if

1779
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:50,780
you want to

1780
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,320
be able

1781
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,040
or is it

1782
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:52,540
you're

1783
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:53,020
unable

1784
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:53,320
what

1785
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:53,660
i'm

1786
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:54,080
honestly

1787
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:54,500
dad

1788
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,760
i just

1789
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:55,980
look

1790
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,760
i'm just

1791
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,500
so embarrassed

1792
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,820
dad

1793
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,140
just

1794
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:00,600
honey

1795
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,780
we have

1796
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,060
to be

1797
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:02,480
concerned

1798
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:02,760
about

1799
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,220
people's

1800
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:03,520
feelings

1801
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:03,960
on this

1802
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,380
we live

1803
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:04,620
in a

1804
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:04,800
very

1805
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,200
modern

1806
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,480
world

1807
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:05,700
and i

1808
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,000
refuse

1809
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,320
to be

1810
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:06,580
known

1811
00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:06,760
as

1812
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,540
politically

1813
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:08,160
incorrect

1814
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,580
oh

1815
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:10,800
i am

1816
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,240
working on

1817
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,520
something

1818
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,820
very

1819
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:12,600
important

1820
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,420
to get

1821
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:13,960
butts

1822
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,460
back

1823
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:14,960
now

1824
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,220
mr

1825
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:15,420
two

1826
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:15,640
butts

1827
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,300
what are

1828
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:16,440
your

1829
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:16,720
preferred

1830
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,220
pronouns

1831
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,520
oh

1832
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,140
you can

1833
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,620
call me

1834
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,180
mr

1835
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:22,460
two

1836
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:22,680
but

1837
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,060
don't

1838
00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:23,580
respond

1839
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:23,960
to him

1840
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,320
just

1841
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,860
ignore

1842
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:25,280
him

1843
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:25,740
i am

1844
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,120
tell me

1845
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,300
two

1846
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:26,560
butts

1847
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,820
and you

1848
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,020
just

1849
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:27,720
ignore

1850
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,240
him

1851
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,660
oh

1852
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,740
now if

1853
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,320
you please

1854
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,720
leave

1855
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,100
i am

1856
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:34,540
trying to

1857
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:34,840
find a

1858
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,100
way

1859
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,520
to get

1860
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:36,800
other

1861
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,100
people

1862
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:37,280
their

1863
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,540
butts

1864
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:37,800
back

1865
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,620
uh

1866
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,280
how about

1867
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:39,720
me

1868
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,460
i just

1869
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:40,920
cannot

1870
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,320
figure

1871
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,500
it

1872
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:41,760
out

1873
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,640
can

1874
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:42,820
i

1875
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,160
help

1876
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,220
do

1877
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:45,340
you

1878
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:45,500
need

1879
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:45,620
a

1880
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:45,820
human

1881
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:46,480
sacrifice

1882
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,920
if

1883
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,100
you

1884
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:48,440
want

1885
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,720
to

1886
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,160
help

1887
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,360
then

1888
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,460
you

1889
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:49,600
can

1890
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:49,800
take

1891
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:49,900
a

1892
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,040
look

1893
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,120
at

1894
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,260
my

1895
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:50,600
notes

1896
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,280
and he

1897
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:51,540
points

1898
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:51,920
randomly

1899
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,100
at

1900
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:52,220
one

1901
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:52,320
of

1902
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:52,420
the

1903
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:52,740
tables

1904
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,780
uh

1905
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,300
okay

1906
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,820
and

1907
00:33:57,820 --> 00:33:58,600
i look

1908
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:58,840
at the

1909
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,200
table

1910
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,520
uh

1911
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:00,840
it's

1912
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,300
just

1913
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,080
i'm

1914
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,300
assuming

1915
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:02,580
he's

1916
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:02,920
he's

1917
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,160
kind

1918
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:03,220
of

1919
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:03,340
like

1920
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:03,460
a

1921
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:03,660
mad

1922
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,020
scientist

1923
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:04,300
so

1924
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:04,420
he's

1925
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:04,560
got

1926
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:04,800
like

1927
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,040
a

1928
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:05,420
bunch

1929
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:05,520
of

1930
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:05,920
unordered

1931
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,620
papers

1932
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:06,920
on

1933
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,040
his

1934
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,340
desk

1935
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,120
yes

1936
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,480
and i

1937
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:08,680
start

1938
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,100
shuffling

1939
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:09,520
through

1940
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,480
um

1941
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,680
trying to

1942
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,020
make heads

1943
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,380
or tails

1944
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:12,680
of any

1945
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:12,920
of the

1946
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,240
notes

1947
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,340
yeah

1948
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,140
is it

1949
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:17,720
how is it

1950
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,040
going

1951
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,620
um

1952
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:18,800
so

1953
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,260
on the

1954
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:19,700
table

1955
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:20,440
sit a

1956
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:20,820
bunch of

1957
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,760
incomprehensible

1958
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,120
named

1959
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,640
parts

1960
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,280
and a

1961
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:23,760
long metal

1962
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,140
tube

1963
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:24,480
etched

1964
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,040
with magic

1965
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,580
symbols

1966
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,000
ah

1967
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,440
symbol

1968
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,800
tube

1969
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,740
i remember

1970
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,140
these

1971
00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:30,520
from

1972
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,300
my

1973
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,320
college

1974
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:32,900
days

1975
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:36,300
what's

1976
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:36,680
it say

1977
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,680
roll a

1978
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:37,960
history

1979
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,360
check

1980
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,440
uh

1981
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,800
history

1982
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,880
oh i

1983
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,240
have good

1984
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:46,760
history i

1985
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,040
think

1986
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,300
yeah buddy

1987
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,460
16

1988
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:52,520
16

1989
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,680
you do

1990
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,100
in fact

1991
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:54,500
remember

1992
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,160
seeing one

1993
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:55,460
of these

1994
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:55,940
tubes

1995
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,800
in your

1996
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,660
college

1997
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,020
visit

1998
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:00,620
days

1999
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,140
right

2000
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:01,500
yep

2001
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:01,780
when i

2002
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,180
was kissing

2003
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:02,700
ladies

2004
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,660
and you

2005
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:05,020
remember

2006
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:05,720
what

2007
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,240
some kind

2008
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:06,400
of

2009
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,060
don't listen

2010
00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:07,360
dad

2011
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,540
kind of

2012
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,340
foul liquid

2013
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:09,860
being poured

2014
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,280
down it

2015
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:10,620
into your

2016
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:10,920
throat

2017
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,620
oh it's

2018
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:13,080
one of

2019
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,880
these

2020
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,880
it's

2021
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,100
yes

2022
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:15,640
i think

2023
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,020
you used

2024
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:16,240
it as

2025
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:16,540
a beer

2026
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:16,880
bond

2027
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,720
oh

2028
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720
yep

2029
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,240
i remember

2030
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:19,660
this

2031
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,580
uh

2032
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:20,820
yeah

2033
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:21,300
it was

2034
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:21,740
for

2035
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,980
drinking

2036
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:24,760
water

2037
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,780
right

2038
00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:27,220
that

2039
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:27,700
fast

2040
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,420
i know

2041
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:28,620
what a

2042
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:28,820
beer

2043
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:29,100
bong

2044
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,320
i'm not

2045
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:31,740
completely

2046
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:32,400
stupid

2047
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,120
well

2048
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,540
now you

2049
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:36,940
tell me

2050
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,360
who got

2051
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,660
you that

2052
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:38,160
alcohol

2053
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,540
no maybe

2054
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:40,780
you did

2055
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:41,360
back in

2056
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,860
your day

2057
00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:42,320
but in

2058
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:42,820
my day

2059
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:43,740
kids just

2060
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,000
vaped and

2061
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,620
drank water

2062
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,420
well

2063
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:48,520
kids these

2064
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,820
days

2065
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,020
they don't

2066
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:51,300
know how to

2067
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:51,620
have a good

2068
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,000
time

2069
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,280
i'll have

2070
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:54,720
to show you

2071
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:54,940
how to

2072
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:55,300
use this

2073
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:55,500
honey

2074
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:55,780
it's

2075
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:55,980
called

2076
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:56,280
a

2077
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,000
beer

2078
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,840
bong

2079
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,380
that

2080
00:35:58,380 --> 00:35:58,780
is

2081
00:35:58,780 --> 00:35:58,980
the

2082
00:35:58,980 --> 00:35:59,300
last

2083
00:35:59,300 --> 00:35:59,500
thing

2084
00:35:59,500 --> 00:35:59,860
i want

2085
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,180
dad

2086
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,100
tell me

2087
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:01,320
two

2088
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,540
but

2089
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:01,820
says

2090
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:01,960
that

2091
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,100
is

2092
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:02,420
not

2093
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:02,660
a

2094
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:02,880
beer

2095
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,240
bond

2096
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:03,740
and

2097
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:04,060
anyone

2098
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:04,320
who

2099
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,480
has

2100
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,700
used

2101
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:04,820
it

2102
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:04,960
as

2103
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,260
such

2104
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:05,820
is

2105
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:05,980
an

2106
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:06,260
idiot

2107
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:09,120
all right

2108
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:09,480
well

2109
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,240
he doesn't

2110
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,580
know

2111
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:11,740
he's

2112
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,160
awfully

2113
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,600
judgy

2114
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:12,980
for a

2115
00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:13,140
man

2116
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,300
with

2117
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:13,480
two

2118
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:13,760
butts

2119
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,500
he

2120
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:14,820
doesn't

2121
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:15,000
know

2122
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,100
what

2123
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:15,220
he

2124
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:15,640
has

2125
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,040
he

2126
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,360
thinks

2127
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:16,560
it's

2128
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:16,720
what

2129
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:16,860
it

2130
00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:17,080
is

2131
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,300
but

2132
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:17,820
says

2133
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,020
a

2134
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,480
child

2135
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:18,780
with

2136
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:19,240
one

2137
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:19,700
half

2138
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:19,820
a

2139
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,460
butt

2140
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,320
i

2141
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:21,600
didn't

2142
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:21,920
say

2143
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,240
that

2144
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:27,020
all

2145
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,280
right

2146
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,240
so

2147
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,060
uh

2148
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:29,380
this

2149
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:29,500
is

2150
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:29,740
definitely

2151
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:29,880
a

2152
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,000
beer

2153
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,320
bong

2154
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:30,980
and

2155
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:31,800
what

2156
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,120
do

2157
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,440
what

2158
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:32,980
do

2159
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:33,300
we

2160
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:33,680
do

2161
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,340
now

2162
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:35,640
uh

2163
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,160
when

2164
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,220
you

2165
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:37,460
take

2166
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:37,640
all

2167
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:37,820
the

2168
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:38,160
other

2169
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,940
notes

2170
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:39,100
and

2171
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:39,260
look

2172
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:39,380
at

2173
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:39,680
them

2174
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,580
will

2175
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,560
both

2176
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:42,720
of

2177
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:42,920
you

2178
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,260
do

2179
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:43,860
an

2180
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:44,700
intelligence

2181
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,200
check

2182
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:54,840
um

2183
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,080
so

2184
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,260
under

2185
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:56,800
checks

2186
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,420
yeah

2187
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:00,620
all right

2188
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,040
oh

2189
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,260
yeah

2190
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,120
bitchin

2191
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,760
so

2192
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,100
so

2193
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:05,660
stupid

2194
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:08,420
um

2195
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,460
so

2196
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,820
read

2197
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:12,200
this

2198
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,360
uh

2199
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,240
jerry

2200
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,420
is the

2201
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:16,660
one that

2202
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:16,800
can

2203
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,180
actually

2204
00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,460
figure

2205
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:18,740
this

2206
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,080
out

2207
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,380
it's

2208
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:20,640
yeah

2209
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,140
the

2210
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:21,400
first

2211
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:21,660
one is

2212
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:21,860
called

2213
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:22,160
the

2214
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,860
flabulator

2215
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:23,900
one of

2216
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,080
those

2217
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,040
incomprehensibly

2218
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:25,360
named

2219
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,820
parts

2220
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:26,440
must be

2221
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,740
connected

2222
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,580
to the

2223
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,160
chrono

2224
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,400
mitten

2225
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,100
this requires

2226
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:31,900
the flabulator

2227
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,400
to be the

2228
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:32,980
target of a

2229
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:33,400
spell that

2230
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:33,940
causes the

2231
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,740
creature to

2232
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,140
regain

2233
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,340
hit points

2234
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,980
what

2235
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:40,500
ah

2236
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,800
this is a

2237
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,540
the flabulator

2238
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,220
it's

2239
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:44,620
something to do

2240
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:44,920
with hit

2241
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,300
points

2242
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,140
it's not a

2243
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,160
deflabulator

2244
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:47,620
it's a

2245
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,320
flabulator

2246
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,160
it's a

2247
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:49,800
flabulator

2248
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,920
it's a

2249
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,720
reflabulator

2250
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,700
a flubulator

2251
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,760
it's just a

2252
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,520
flabulator

2253
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,300
it's a

2254
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:56,760
flubber

2255
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,920
okay

2256
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,120
um

2257
00:37:59,120 --> 00:37:59,480
who's

2258
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,200
so

2259
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,120
jerry do you

2260
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,500
have it

2261
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:02,860
are you

2262
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:03,380
keeping it

2263
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,320
yeah i'm

2264
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:04,940
keeping this

2265
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,820
all right

2266
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,280
i slowly

2267
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,340
pocket it

2268
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,760
i'm just

2269
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,000
kidding

2270
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,260
i'm just

2271
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:10,480
kidding

2272
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,720
i'm just

2273
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:10,860
kidding

2274
00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,340
calm down

2275
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:14,240
i just

2276
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,080
wanted to

2277
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,520
take up a

2278
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,000
closer look

2279
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,620
at it

2280
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,860
yes

2281
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,140
it's a

2282
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:20,940
deflabulator

2283
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,080
do you need

2284
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,520
me to read

2285
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,000
that again

2286
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,800
yes

2287
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,340
the flabulator

2288
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,160
one of those

2289
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,060
incomprehensibly

2290
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:28,900
named parts

2291
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,900
must be

2292
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:30,460
connected to

2293
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,220
the chronometer

2294
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,080
this requires

2295
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:35,140
this requires

2296
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:37,220
the flabulator

2297
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:37,900
to be the

2298
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,620
target of a

2299
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,600
spell that

2300
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,260
causes a

2301
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:40,860
creature to

2302
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:41,780
regain hit

2303
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,260
points

2304
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:44,820
i think

2305
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,420
what and

2306
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,060
who is saying

2307
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:46,480
this

2308
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,980
dead is what

2309
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,220
jerry read in

2310
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:49,740
the notes

2311
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,980
okay

2312
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,280
i don't have

2313
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:52,820
that kind of

2314
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:53,500
hit points

2315
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:53,820
though

2316
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:54,440
you don't have

2317
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,820
anything that

2318
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:55,360
gains hit

2319
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,040
points

2320
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,060
you don't have

2321
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:58,520
like a healing

2322
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:58,980
thing

2323
00:38:58,980 --> 00:38:59,680
you don't

2324
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,160
have a cure

2325
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:00,920
wounds

2326
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,460
no

2327
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,500
i don't think

2328
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:03,880
so

2329
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,100
i have

2330
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:05,960
in my spell

2331
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,380
book i have

2332
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:06,980
burning hands

2333
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:07,860
detect magic

2334
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:08,580
mage armor

2335
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,600
magic missile

2336
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,420
and sleep

2337
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,860
sleep does that

2338
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,180
gain

2339
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,940
it does not

2340
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,680
as far as

2341
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,300
that uh

2342
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:16,840
all i do

2343
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,120
is i can

2344
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,880
regain magical

2345
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,300
energy by

2346
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,740
studying my

2347
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:20,260
spell book

2348
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:20,720
but that's

2349
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,040
all right

2350
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,300
it just has

2351
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,880
to regain

2352
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,500
hit points

2353
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,000
in some

2354
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,320
way

2355
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,120
doesn't have

2356
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,920
to be targeted

2357
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,700
by a spell

2358
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,320
oh so i

2359
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,800
did you change

2360
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,500
what what it

2361
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:31,820
was

2362
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,440
me

2363
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,080
yeah

2364
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,800
no

2365
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,740
oh

2366
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,960
then we

2367
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,720
you have

2368
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,260
some kind

2369
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:38,500
of

2370
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,520
oh no

2371
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,040
did we use

2372
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,380
it all

2373
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:44,140
the serum

2374
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,640
for gaining

2375
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,020
health

2376
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,580
oh i got

2377
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:48,120
plus healing

2378
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,520
potion

2379
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,380
yeah

2380
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:49,740
something

2381
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:49,980
you

2382
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:50,800
you caught

2383
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,180
one out of

2384
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:51,880
the out of

2385
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,240
the flame

2386
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,620
skulls

2387
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,080
dead buddy

2388
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,560
andy

2389
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,000
wow

2390
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,520
all right

2391
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,320
and then we

2392
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,600
need the

2393
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,360
continuator

2394
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,260
here you

2395
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:00,540
go

2396
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:03,660
good job

2397
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,420
is what

2398
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,340
there is a

2399
00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:06,160
continuator on

2400
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:06,980
the on the

2401
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,280
desk

2402
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,520
no

2403
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:08,880
no

2404
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,100
no it

2405
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:10,440
has to be

2406
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,000
connected to

2407
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,020
the chronomiton

2408
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:12,720
yeah that's

2409
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,140
what i said

2410
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:14,660
okay

2411
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,000
so

2412
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,680
he handed

2413
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,340
it to

2414
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,080
me

2415
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,320
okay

2416
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,060
i connect

2417
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:21,360
it

2418
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,240
sure

2419
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,280
all right

2420
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,020
and then i'm

2421
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:24,360
just gonna

2422
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,340
dump some

2423
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:25,960
healing potion

2424
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,400
on it

2425
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,600
okay that

2426
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,240
joins the

2427
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:28,920
two together

2428
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,800
nice

2429
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,420
all right

2430
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,200
the gleep

2431
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,940
freebie

2432
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,520
freebie

2433
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,020
mechanism

2434
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,720
must be

2435
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,300
calibrated

2436
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:35,960
by targeting

2437
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,540
it with a

2438
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,240
fire based

2439
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:37,760
spell

2440
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,860
uh-oh

2441
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,040
who around

2442
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,800
here has a

2443
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,480
fire based

2444
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,040
spell

2445
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,760
i don't think

2446
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,180
i do in

2447
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:46,560
this one

2448
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,280
oh you

2449
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,040
don't

2450
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,560
i thought you

2451
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:48,900
said you

2452
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,800
had fireball

2453
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,600
it's a

2454
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,020
cantrip

2455
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,100
i think i

2456
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,760
have frost

2457
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,260
i think

2458
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:54,820
yeah he has

2459
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:55,300
ray of

2460
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:55,780
frost

2461
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,540
oh

2462
00:40:56,540 --> 00:41:01,280
oh burning

2463
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:01,920
hands

2464
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,700
burning hands

2465
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,720
is i thought

2466
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,080
that was

2467
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:04,480
that i

2468
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,040
thought that

2469
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,340
i thought

2470
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:05,640
that was

2471
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,120
just something

2472
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:06,620
else i

2473
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:06,860
thought we

2474
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:07,400
decided that

2475
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:07,600
i thought

2476
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,020
that was a

2477
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:08,800
sex move

2478
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,440
burning hands

2479
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:12,900
was burning

2480
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,580
hands again i

2481
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,100
thought i don't

2482
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:14,540
think that was

2483
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,180
fireball

2484
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,600
it's not that

2485
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,960
player ball but

2486
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,920
does it say

2487
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,360
here what

2488
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,480
spells

2489
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,340
a thin sheet

2490
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,140
of flames

2491
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,080
maybe it is a

2492
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,580
fireball

2493
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:43,720
okay i guess it's a

2494
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,860
thin sheet of flames

2495
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:45,660
that shoots from my

2496
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,760
outstretched fingertips

2497
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,580
that's kind of a

2498
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:48,000
fireball

2499
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,980
that's a fireball

2500
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,380
well i mean it's

2501
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,320
not a fireball

2502
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,120
fireball is a

2503
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,760
fireball it just

2504
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,480
has to be touched

2505
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,120
by fire

2506
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,960
all right i

2507
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,500
touch it with my

2508
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,800
pain to be

2509
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,860
calibrated by

2510
00:41:58,860 --> 00:41:59,820
targeting it with

2511
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:00,720
a fire based

2512
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,840
spell such as

2513
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,900
the firebolt

2514
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,600
i don't have a

2515
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,180
firebolt i have

2516
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,240
fire hands such

2517
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,760
as firebolt it

2518
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,600
just has to be

2519
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,980
targeted by a

2520
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:13,420
fire based spell

2521
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,980
does fire hands

2522
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,340
work yes

2523
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,480
burning hands

2524
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,120
burning hands

2525
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,620
works

2526
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,140
yeah burning

2527
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:21,540
man

2528
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,540
all right

2529
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,480
bye i

2530
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,040
lose a spell

2531
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,860
slot for that

2532
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,100
for what okay

2533
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,660
because it wasn't

2534
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,220
a cantrip

2535
00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:31,800
oh he's right

2536
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,220
you know

2537
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,900
he's right

2538
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,320
he's right

2539
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,260
oh he's right

2540
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:39,280
the jock

2541
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280
dracal spring

2542
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,460
tube needs to be

2543
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,520
carefully primed

2544
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,560
by being targeted

2545
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,520
by any range

2546
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,840
spell attack

2547
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,260
or the magic

2548
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,080
missile spell

2549
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,900
so jerry is

2550
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,640
saying all this

2551
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,340
he's reading it

2552
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,200
off of the notes

2553
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,000
okay

2554
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,900
did i have to do

2555
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,660
my magic missile

2556
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,480
yes

2557
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,000
fuck all right

2558
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,280
magic

2559
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,380
or spell attack

2560
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,500
or so i can just

2561
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,220
do ray of magic

2562
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:03,740
or does it

2563
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,960
you can do ray of

2564
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,660
frost yes

2565
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:06,260
all right i'll do

2566
00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:07,020
ray of frost my

2567
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:07,580
cantrip

2568
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,260
okay that i will

2569
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:09,900
accept that

2570
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,420
or what about

2571
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:11,960
mage hand

2572
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,160
that is not a

2573
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,900
spell attack

2574
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,060
could be

2575
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:16,680
got you there

2576
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,360
it's not

2577
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,220
maybe i don't

2578
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:19,480
remember what

2579
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:19,940
that is

2580
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,460
okay so once

2581
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,220
once you do

2582
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,180
all of those

2583
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:25,120
excruciatingly

2584
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,560
long longer than

2585
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,020
i thought

2586
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,200
would take

2587
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,380
tasks

2588
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:32,820
this weapon

2589
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:33,860
forms together

2590
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:34,540
just magically

2591
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,460
comes together

2592
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,220
and tommy two

2593
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:37,740
butts comes

2594
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:38,180
running over

2595
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:38,580
and goes oh

2596
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,020
my god you

2597
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:39,500
did it

2598
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,640
you actually

2599
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,240
were able

2600
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,720
to assemble

2601
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,340
the churd

2602
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:43,800
cannon

2603
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,740
oh

2604
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:47,620
i thought it

2605
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:47,820
was gonna be

2606
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:48,220
the butt

2607
00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:48,620
you later

2608
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:49,260
or something

2609
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:52,300
no it's the

2610
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:52,880
churd cannon

2611
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,920
great

2612
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,280
churd it

2613
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,340
good job

2614
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,820
that's exactly

2615
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:00,200
what we need

2616
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:00,520
is more

2617
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:00,800
churds

2618
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,580
poodles of

2619
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:03,800
churds

2620
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,660
all right

2621
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:09,420
and he gets

2622
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:10,080
so excited

2623
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,880
that he offers

2624
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,780
to come

2625
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:12,360
with you

2626
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,680
to

2627
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,660
destroy the

2628
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,860
the butt

2629
00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:18,240
trap

2630
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,840
from the

2631
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,480
former room

2632
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,540
is my butt

2633
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:23,300
like within

2634
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:23,740
the butt

2635
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:24,380
trap now

2636
00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,340
yes

2637
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,840
oh okay

2638
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,340
your butt

2639
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:27,740
was taken

2640
00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:28,240
by the butt

2641
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:28,520
trap

2642
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,320
yeah but

2643
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,240
my butt

2644
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:30,720
is at some

2645
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,300
kind of butt

2646
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:31,760
party

2647
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,540
not the fun

2648
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:33,840
kind

2649
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,000
i bet you

2650
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,480
that that

2651
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:35,840
but your

2652
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,300
butt's not

2653
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:36,840
having a good

2654
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,280
time at that

2655
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:37,900
party i mean

2656
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:38,520
she it's only

2657
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,200
half a butt

2658
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,360
and is the

2659
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:40,820
butt party

2660
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,480
in the

2661
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:41,760
stone

2662
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,020
butt

2663
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,200
i bet you

2664
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:43,540
the butt

2665
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:44,060
party is

2666
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:44,360
like a

2667
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:44,920
hell hole

2668
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,260
is that a

2669
00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:48,100
pun i can't

2670
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:48,720
tell anymore

2671
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,300
it's not

2672
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,520
but i bet you

2673
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:51,780
the butt

2674
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,500
party stinks

2675
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,380
that's i'm

2676
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,060
i'm gonna go

2677
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:54,500
make another

2678
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:54,940
drink

2679
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,460
what is it

2680
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:56,920
break time

2681
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,280
already

2682
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,240
is it

2683
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:58,760
is this a

2684
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,180
character

2685
00:44:59,180 --> 00:44:59,680
or is this

2686
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,940
a

2687
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:00,960
no this is

2688
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,620
this is

2689
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:02,240
andrew

2690
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:02,980
korea

2691
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:03,980
you're

2692
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:04,200
really

2693
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,960
yes

2694
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,860
i thought it

2695
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,160
was short

2696
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:07,920
for andiford

2697
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,340
i've been

2698
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:09,800
calling him

2699
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,160
crandle

2700
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,620
crap apple

2701
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:21,720
so should i

2702
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,200
make a drink

2703
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:22,640
or wait until

2704
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,060
annie comes

2705
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:23,500
back and

2706
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:23,800
then say

2707
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,120
i'm gonna go

2708
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,700
make a drink

2709
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:25,880
go make a

2710
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,440
drink i'm

2711
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:26,760
gonna make

2712
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,160
one right

2713
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,460
here

2714
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:30,960
zachariah

2715
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,400
harris

2716
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,780
yeah

2717
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:34,060
the hell is

2718
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:34,360
that

2719
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,260
i found it

2720
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:37,060
at a

2721
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,740
garage sale

2722
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,740
yeah

2723
00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:39,960
at a

2724
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,400
garage sale

2725
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:40,620
at a

2726
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,280
liquor store

2727
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,640
in

2728
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,220
lamont

2729
00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:44,120
oh god

2730
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:44,660
bless you

2731
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,880
yeah

2732
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,060
yeah

2733
00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,040
in a little

2734
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,600
bit

2735
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,040
a little bit

2736
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,920
are you gonna

2737
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,180
go get a

2738
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:54,520
drink or

2739
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:54,780
what

2740
00:45:54,780 --> 00:46:00,240
i guess

2741
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,200
if i have

2742
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,520
to

2743
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,700
i'm

2744
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:02,960
peer

2745
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,400
pressure

2746
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:03,900
you

2747
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:03,900
you

2748
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:33,880
Thank you.

2749
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:12,680
I'm trying to buy the house.

2750
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,600
Your house?

2751
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,300
Yeah.

2752
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,160
How's that going?

2753
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,400
I just started yesterday, but I think it's going pretty good.

2754
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,180
What do you got to do?

2755
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:29,440
Got to talk to the loan manager who will give me the loan.

2756
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:33,200
And since it's my grandma's house, it's a lot easier.

2757
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,880
We don't need two realtors involved.

2758
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,460
We don't need two lawyers.

2759
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,080
So it's relatively easy.

2760
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,980
That's good.

2761
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:41,400
But it's still kind of confusing.

2762
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:42,800
Oh, yeah.

2763
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,120
But I mean, I wouldn't know how to.

2764
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,880
I bought this place without Bridget helping me out.

2765
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,340
Shit with escrow and all that crap.

2766
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,120
Yeah.

2767
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,620
I don't even know what those words mean.

2768
00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:57,100
And basically, from my understanding, is that you make payments into this thing called an escrow account.

2769
00:47:57,660 --> 00:48:03,460
And then, you know, twice a year, then that's what they take the money out to pay for their stuff.

2770
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:06,960
They will put more money in depending on, like, their averages.

2771
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,560
So, like, sometimes I'll get a check in the mail, like, saying that.

2772
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:16,260
It hasn't happened yet, but sometimes you'll get a check saying you overpaid because they overestimated for the taxes and everything in the year.

2773
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,260
Oh, okay.

2774
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,220
Most of the time, it just ends up going up because, you know, taxes.

2775
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:21,960
Yeah.

2776
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,320
I mean, why not?

2777
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.

2778
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,260
But basically, that's how my understanding is, is that all your money that you make payments go to in that account.

2779
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:32,660
And then the bank uses that account to pay your mortgage.

2780
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,700
Oh, okay.

2781
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:36,820
You know, so, but, yeah, that's the long and skinny of it.

2782
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:39,240
Yeah, that's something I kind of talked to them about.

2783
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,280
Yeah, it's not too bad.

2784
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,080
It's just, you know.

2785
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:53,360
Since it's going from, you know, like, grandma to me, they have something called a gift of equity.

2786
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,440
Yeah.

2787
00:48:54,440 --> 00:49:03,940
So, if the house appraises at, let's say, $110, but I'm buying it for $90, the bank will give me a loan for $110,000.

2788
00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:06,400
I have $20,000 in equity.

2789
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,340
But I can use that equity to put towards a down payment.

2790
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:15,900
So, I don't have to do the PIM or the MIP or the PMI.

2791
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,420
Is that how much you think you're going to have to pay for it?

2792
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:21,340
Yeah.

2793
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,140
I don't think Dad's going to charge me over and not be for it.

2794
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,600
That's not a bad price.

2795
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,960
I paid $175,000 for this place, so.

2796
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,380
Yeah, but you have two bedrooms.

2797
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,260
Right.

2798
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,540
I don't, I just, no, I'm just saying that's not a bad price compared to me.

2799
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,240
I don't know what your house looks like at all.

2800
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,820
It's 640 square feet.

2801
00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:39,240
It's a very small place.

2802
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,360
Yeah, is it?

2803
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:40,920
How many bedrooms?

2804
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,860
One.

2805
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,700
One?

2806
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:43,420
Yeah.

2807
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,340
Yeah.

2808
00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:45,900
Still good enough for you, right?

2809
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,640
Yeah, it's fine for me, yeah.

2810
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:55,740
And then when I meet somebody and they, you know, eventually want to move in together, they can either come here or we can buy a house and rent this place out.

2811
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,840
That'd be nice.

2812
00:49:58,140 --> 00:49:59,020
To find someone?

2813
00:49:59,020 --> 00:49:59,980
Yeah, it would.

2814
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:02,420
No, to have a rent.

2815
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,600
Oh, yeah, that too, I guess.

2816
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,000
Oh, good, he didn't hear us.

2817
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,560
Oh, I don't think he could.

2818
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,720
Oh, no, he's going to listen to the podcast.

2819
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,020
He's going to know.

2820
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:14,380
I edit the podcast.

2821
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,720
Tiger doesn't listen to podcasts.

2822
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,960
He doesn't believe in them.

2823
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,580
He's too hoity-toity for podcasts.

2824
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:23,840
Yeah, he says they're too long.

2825
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,240
Too long and boring.

2826
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,640
That's why he listens to them at four times speed.

2827
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,180
Do you?

2828
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:34,240
I've gotten some of my shit up to two times speed, but that's as fast as I can go.

2829
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,400
I don't know if he actually does.

2830
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:45,060
He does for the podcast, and it does make sense because podcasts have a lot more breaks than me.

2831
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:48,580
Yeah, but I don't think he does it four times.

2832
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:50,460
I don't think he can.

2833
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:51,460
That's like...

2834
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,700
You can't follow him.

2835
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:52,980
What?

2836
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,460
All right, so...

2837
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:02,300
Tommy Two Butts here has offered to help you destroy the butt trap.

2838
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:06,320
And I've been guaranteed my butt is inside that butt.

2839
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,240
Yes.

2840
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:10,280
What is the reattachment procedure like?

2841
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,820
I'm asking Tommy Two Butts.

2842
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,280
It just happens.

2843
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,020
It's not painful?

2844
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:15,700
It's just...

2845
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:15,880
Yeah.

2846
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,300
Just like how it was taken is just how it would be put back on.

2847
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:24,100
This isn't some kind of monkey's paw thing where they're going to put my butt on backwards or something.

2848
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,100
I'm going to have to shit off the side of my ass.

2849
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,640
You don't make a wish when you destroy a trap.

2850
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,400
Okay.

2851
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,600
Well, my wish is to have my butt back.

2852
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,800
Well, I don't have a monkey's paw.

2853
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,040
All right, then.

2854
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,520
So what do you guys do?

2855
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,420
Well, let's go.

2856
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:41,720
I'm wrong.

2857
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,980
Which way are you going?

2858
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,860
Going back to the butt.

2859
00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,300
Okay.

2860
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,760
How are you getting there?

2861
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,200
Oh, you're going to make us walk all the way back?

2862
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:52,740
There's three doors in here.

2863
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:54,500
You can walk all the way back if you want to.

2864
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,420
Yeah, we're going to walk all the way back.

2865
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,760
You're going to walk back the way you came.

2866
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,840
I'm trying to think.

2867
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,540
What's going to bite us in the butt if we go back the same way?

2868
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,340
Do we run away from anything?

2869
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:08,440
Do we run away from anything?

2870
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,180
We don't have one of these random doors.

2871
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:10,100
No.

2872
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:12,560
We don't have any time to fool around.

2873
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,440
I got to get my butt back.

2874
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,620
All my strength and confidence is in my butt.

2875
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:17,500
Is it, though?

2876
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,920
Honey, you're beautiful on the inside.

2877
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,160
That doesn't count for anything.

2878
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,480
You know what's beautiful on the outside?

2879
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,200
Mother Teresa, and she died an old hag.

2880
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,880
I don't know.

2881
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,080
There's been a lot of things that have come to light recently,

2882
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,480
if you believe in that kind of thing.

2883
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,460
So she wasn't even beautiful on the inside.

2884
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:35,140
My God.

2885
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:37,180
No, she was actually a very bad person.

2886
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,020
Really?

2887
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:38,120
Really?

2888
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,940
Yes.

2889
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,580
What did she do again?

2890
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:42,100
There's a bunch of stuff.

2891
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:43,340
Let's not get into it now.

2892
00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:46,060
I only have 30 minutes.

2893
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:47,400
Is it rape?

2894
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,180
Don't think it's rape.

2895
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:51,240
All right.

2896
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,940
This game got dark.

2897
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,160
All right.

2898
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,480
All right.

2899
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,860
I go out one of these random doors.

2900
00:52:58,860 --> 00:52:59,880
Which one?

2901
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,040
I don't even know where I'm at.

2902
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,760
I go out this one.

2903
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,780
All right.

2904
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,820
Go out the left door.

2905
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,200
Yeah, the left door.

2906
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,140
Which one I come in from?

2907
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,800
I am not following.

2908
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,220
Can I watch him go through the door?

2909
00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,180
Yeah.

2910
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:18,040
You watch, honey, as I go through this door and save the day.

2911
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,600
I'm going to get you your butt.

2912
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,260
That is the Max Skyblade promise.

2913
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,980
You all have to go through it.

2914
00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:28,640
Don't tell me what to do.

2915
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,560
What?

2916
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,400
I have to follow him?

2917
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,160
Yes.

2918
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,240
All right.

2919
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,980
But I'm not happy about it.

2920
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,980
Me neither.

2921
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,720
But I'm going.

2922
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:44,760
All right.

2923
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,180
So can we go through this door?

2924
00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:46,900
Yes.

2925
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:47,700
Hold on.

2926
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,400
All right.

2927
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,260
I just want to make sure it wasn't locked like last time.

2928
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,600
We had to hit it with gemstones again.

2929
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:55,040
Oh, you got to turn off vision.

2930
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,640
Oh, it's the one I didn't.

2931
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,040
Oh, no.

2932
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,980
Oh, sweet Jesus.

2933
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,580
This is a fucking horror movie.

2934
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:11,940
We're in the, we're in like the, the basement at the Blair Witch Project.

2935
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:14,980
Small, well-lit chamber opens up before you.

2936
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:22,180
In the middle of the floor are two five foot square stone tiles that look like the doors of a pit.

2937
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:26,880
Once you're all in there, the door slams shut.

2938
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:38,100
The two tiles in the middle of the floor fall away and an ominous digital countdown timer rises from the floor.

2939
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,420
Oh, great.

2940
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:43,920
Now, honey, let's just wait.

2941
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,560
This could be good.

2942
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:51,860
What, do you think it's counting down to like when a bunch of balloons are going to fall from the ceiling?

2943
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:56,160
Yeah, you know, it could, it could be our lucky day.

2944
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,700
We could be the 1000th person to walk in here.

2945
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:03,780
You know, like, why is it counting time?

2946
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:05,660
It's not, it's not.

2947
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:07,340
It just rose up.

2948
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,780
And the timer is just sitting there.

2949
00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:11,740
But both of the doors are closed, though.

2950
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,420
Oh, boy.

2951
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:13,960
All right.

2952
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,000
So it's not counting down.

2953
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,340
It's not counting down.

2954
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:22,040
Does it does it look like we could like start the timer if we wanted to?

2955
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:22,980
Yeah.

2956
00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:26,340
Can I pick up the timer and just pocket it and walk out?

2957
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:27,800
You cannot walk out.

2958
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,600
The doors are locked.

2959
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,040
Oh, good.

2960
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,100
This fucking game.

2961
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:32,720
Those.

2962
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,840
So there's you said there's two tiles.

2963
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,520
They look like trap doors, basically.

2964
00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:38,340
Yeah, they fell open.

2965
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:41,960
And they are indeed trap doors to an abyss.

2966
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,540
And you don't know.

2967
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:45,500
But.

2968
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:49,860
So it looks so from where we're standing, it just looks like they go down.

2969
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:50,960
We can't tell yet.

2970
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,160
You can't tell.

2971
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,660
No.

2972
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:53,720
OK, no.

2973
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,060
It just looks like they're a bottom bottomless bit.

2974
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:57,320
All right.

2975
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,900
Can I look in one?

2976
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:03,060
I want to step up closer to it and look at it.

2977
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:03,840
OK.

2978
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,100
And I look down.

2979
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:06,860
I just see darkness.

2980
00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:08,520
Yeah, that's all you see.

2981
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,620
I would.

2982
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:14,060
I would like to throw a flare down there.

2983
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:17,380
Do you have those?

2984
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,460
I have a torch.

2985
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,140
How many?

2986
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,300
Ten.

2987
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,020
Oh, OK.

2988
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,220
So you light it and throw it down there?

2989
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,820
Yeah, I don't think I used any of the torches.

2990
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:28,840
I don't think so.

2991
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:34,300
You just see it fall and fall and fall.

2992
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,980
Does it ever?

2993
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:38,400
Fall and fall.

2994
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,540
And then it just disappears.

2995
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,500
It's fallen so far that you.

2996
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,560
You can't see the light anymore.

2997
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,640
I jump in.

2998
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,340
No, I was just.

2999
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:52,620
I was just doing my.

3000
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:54,340
No, I'm not jumping in.

3001
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,100
No, I'm not jumping in.

3002
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,220
I was making.

3003
00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:58,640
I was making a joke.

3004
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,740
I was making a joke about you.

3005
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,760
You always jump in a trash garbage.

3006
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,480
No, I'm not jumping in the bottomless pit.

3007
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,360
Please don't make me dead.

3008
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,860
Please.

3009
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,060
Please.

3010
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:14,500
All right.

3011
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,380
I die for it.

3012
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:16,400
I grab you by your leg.

3013
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,960
Oh, boom.

3014
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,000
Boo.

3015
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,880
Athletics check.

3016
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,060
But I did not jump in.

3017
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:27,160
You said it.

3018
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,120
I did not.

3019
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:28,660
I didn't.

3020
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:31,220
I didn't really say it, though.

3021
00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:32,560
You did say it, though.

3022
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,280
Yeah, I was not in character.

3023
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,300
Give me an athletics check.

3024
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:36,360
I was out of character.

3025
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,280
That's pretty good.

3026
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:40,600
12.

3027
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,160
All right.

3028
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,060
So.

3029
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:48,360
So Jerry runs up and is able to grab your ankle as you're jumping into this pit.

3030
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,020
What are you doing?

3031
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:55,040
This is the stupidest thing you've ever done.

3032
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,000
I.

3033
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,780
Did you really want that torch?

3034
00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:58,540
Some.

3035
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:58,900
Some.

3036
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,000
Give me an acrobatics check.

3037
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,420
Oh, boy.

3038
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:11,760
All right.

3039
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,340
You start.

3040
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,780
You turn around.

3041
00:58:13,780 --> 00:58:15,100
You grab Jerry's arm.

3042
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,360
You start climbing back up.

3043
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,300
Easy.

3044
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:18,920
Easy.

3045
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,600
Easy.

3046
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,480
Don't knock me over.

3047
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,240
So.

3048
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,380
Have.

3049
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:29,440
Have you ever done that thing where you, like, walk up to a ledge at, like, the mall

3050
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:34,640
and you, like, look over and you feel panicked about, you know, jumping?

3051
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,240
I.

3052
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,900
Did you ever have that thought when you're doing that, that you should just jump?

3053
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:41,100
Yeah.

3054
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:41,720
I.

3055
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,160
Did it.

3056
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,440
Have you done it?

3057
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,760
You dove.

3058
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,460
You ran and jumped in.

3059
00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:48,800
There was no thinking about it.

3060
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,780
You saw the torch go down and you jumped after it.

3061
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:53,420
Yeah.

3062
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:55,340
That happened.

3063
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,460
But.

3064
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:58,580
So, yeah, I've done it once.

3065
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,800
Are you.

3066
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Do you think you're invincible?

3067
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,480
I don't.

3068
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,000
I hear.

3069
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,800
I don't know what came over me.

3070
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,380
You could die.

3071
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:14,300
I thought I was joking, but it happened.

3072
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,720
There are no.

3073
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,680
There's no.

3074
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,380
There's no.

3075
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:19,020
There's no make believe in this.

3076
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,740
In this game.

3077
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:21,160
All right.

3078
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,860
It's very unforgiving.

3079
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,300
out of character.

3080
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,400
Oh, my God.

3081
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,280
When I jumped into the garbage pit, I had to deal with the consequences, too.

3082
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,240
Yeah.

3083
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:32,340
But.

3084
00:59:32,340 --> 00:59:32,700
Yeah.

3085
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,620
But you weren't joking.

3086
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:35,240
You seriously jumped into it.

3087
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,980
You weren't joking either.

3088
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,260
No, I was joking.

3089
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:40,760
Did not sound like it.

3090
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,300
That's.

3091
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:44,660
Oh, you're going to see this card a lot more often now just because of that.

3092
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,680
And I hope you get annoyed.

3093
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,680
Okay.

3094
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,960
What do you guys do then?

3095
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:54,000
Both of the doors are still locked and there's still two bottomless pits.

3096
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,860
All right.

3097
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:56,180
So.

3098
00:59:56,180 --> 01:00:01,560
I'm going to take that as a hint that I shouldn't throw a flare and or jump into the other one.

3099
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:06,940
I mean, they're bottomless, so I don't think we're going to have much luck in there.

3100
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,720
We don't know that, though.

3101
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,420
I mean, don't we?

3102
01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,940
Don't we?

3103
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:17,800
I mean, I didn't actually jump into the one you say.

3104
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,180
Don't we?

3105
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:21,380
I would know if you didn't save my life.

3106
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:25,160
Well, I'm sorry for doing that.

3107
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,440
Is that a punk?

3108
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,480
No.

3109
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,140
I'm very upset with you right now.

3110
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:33,480
Yeah.

3111
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,920
Well, so you, genius boy.

3112
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,280
What the hell is this egg timer?

3113
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,500
I don't know.

3114
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,800
I've never been in this room.

3115
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:49,180
But this doesn't look familiar to you from your life of science?

3116
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:52,040
No, I was always told to stay out of this room.

3117
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,380
Why did you let us go in it then?

3118
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,880
He just ran in.

3119
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,280
There was no stopping him.

3120
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,940
We had to run after him.

3121
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,940
No, I disagree.

3122
01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:04,640
However, we did.

3123
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,480
So, okay.

3124
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,020
Is there any other?

3125
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:10,980
The egg timer's still here?

3126
01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:12,860
It's just the egg timer.

3127
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:14,460
Can I start it?

3128
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:16,160
You walk over?

3129
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:16,260
Yeah.

3130
01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:17,200
Yeah.

3131
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:23,820
And then give me an investigation check.

3132
01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:26,140
Investigation.

3133
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:27,760
What about Arcana?

3134
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,160
Why would it be Arcana?

3135
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,800
I assume it's magical.

3136
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,900
I'm going to intimidate this thing.

3137
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,540
Well, that's what you have to investigate.

3138
01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:36,500
Deception.

3139
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:40,260
Oh, boy.

3140
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:43,620
That is a critical failure.

3141
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,580
I didn't actually turn it.

3142
01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:47,440
I wanted to know if I could turn it.

3143
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,320
You walked up to it.

3144
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,380
Investigation.

3145
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:54,580
In terrible or typical Jerry fashion.

3146
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:57,740
You tripped and face planted right in front of it.

3147
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:58,880
Yes.

3148
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,100
But never touched it.

3149
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,400
But never touched it.

3150
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,660
Oh, okay.

3151
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,460
That could have been worse.

3152
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:04,800
Is he crying?

3153
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,240
Butt.

3154
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:06,300
Butt.

3155
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:06,800
Butt.

3156
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,000
Butt.

3157
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,300
Butt.

3158
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:07,560
Butt.

3159
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,020
Don't use that word.

3160
01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:09,920
Half butt.

3161
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,440
Half butt.

3162
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,640
Don't use that word in front of me.

3163
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,040
When Jerry falls to the ground.

3164
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,000
Buttly disabled is what I prefer to be called.

3165
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,480
When Jerry falls to the ground, it makes a loud thump.

3166
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,520
And the egg jumps up a little bit.

3167
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,020
Oh, boy.

3168
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:25,220
And falls down and starts ticking.

3169
01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:27,140
Oh, great.

3170
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:29,640
What is it set to, Jerry?

3171
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,280
60 seconds.

3172
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,760
Jerry.

3173
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,940
What is it set to?

3174
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,880
60 seconds.

3175
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,820
Just enough to boil an egg.

3176
01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:45,380
Coincidence?

3177
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,380
Should we throw it down the bottomless pit?

3178
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:51,800
I'm going to throw it down the bottomless pit.

3179
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,260
It hovers there.

3180
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:54,480
Fuck.

3181
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,720
Which one?

3182
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,780
Can I do it in the other one?

3183
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,040
It hovers there.

3184
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:58,740
Oh, my God.

3185
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:01,740
Don't you notice right before you were about to throw it in on the top of it?

3186
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,360
It says rapture.

3187
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,300
Oh, that's not good.

3188
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,060
So do we have to start praying?

3189
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:08,160
No.

3190
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:12,840
I don't know.

3191
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,160
I don't.

3192
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,420
Is it ticking?

3193
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:18,900
Is it ticking?

3194
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,340
I don't hear nothing.

3195
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:21,940
I don't think it's.

3196
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:23,240
Oh, I'm doing ticking.

3197
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,560
Oh, yeah.

3198
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,880
It's being it's being muted.

3199
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,920
Oh, yeah.

3200
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,460
I was ticking.

3201
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,620
Oh, boy.

3202
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,520
Is that a fire?

3203
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,400
Is that a fireplace?

3204
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,280
No.

3205
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,480
All right.

3206
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,060
I grab it.

3207
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:38,420
And.

3208
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:41,340
Nerd boy.

3209
01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:42,120
What do we do with this?

3210
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,400
It's down to 40 seconds.

3211
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,060
All right.

3212
01:03:44,060 --> 01:03:45,880
So are there.

3213
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,680
This picture shows doors.

3214
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,840
There's no doors.

3215
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,300
There are two doors that are both locked.

3216
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:52,600
They're both locked.

3217
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:53,560
But not the ones.

3218
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,440
The one in the picture should be closed.

3219
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,400
OK.

3220
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,100
And we have two holes and just hovers.

3221
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,880
Just hovers over the holes.

3222
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,560
If I throw it forcefully into the hole, it still hovers.

3223
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,540
Yeah.

3224
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,240
It actually goes down a little bit, comes back and hits you in the head.

3225
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:11,980
Ah.

3226
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,380
Loses.

3227
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,600
Lose a hit point.

3228
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,480
It never.

3229
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,520
It never ends.

3230
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,240
All right.

3231
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:17,680
Oh.

3232
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:22,720
Well, let's see.

3233
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,580
Is there any objects I can hide it under?

3234
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:26,480
No.

3235
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,560
It's still going to be ticking.

3236
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,260
Yeah.

3237
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:28,800
That's fine.

3238
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,820
But I just want it hidden under.

3239
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,220
I start trying out all the doors.

3240
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,660
And try to do secret.

3241
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:35,440
So.

3242
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,780
So panic has set in.

3243
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:37,740
Yes.

3244
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:38,920
30 seconds.

3245
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:39,660
All right.

3246
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:40,940
I throw it up.

3247
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:43,880
It falls back down.

3248
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,360
OK.

3249
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,660
I grab it and throw it back at you, Summer.

3250
01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:47,580
All right.

3251
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:47,900
And then.

3252
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:48,460
And then I.

3253
01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:50,700
I grab it and I start playing hot potato.

3254
01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:52,960
And I toss it back.

3255
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,000
I kick it back.

3256
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:55,420
No.

3257
01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:56,280
I don't want it.

3258
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,040
20 seconds.

3259
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:57,480
All right.

3260
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,500
I throw it into a corner of the room.

3261
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,020
It just stays there.

3262
01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:02,380
Counting down.

3263
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:02,760
OK.

3264
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:03,540
But is it hovering?

3265
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,460
I hit it with a ray of frost.

3266
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:05,540
No.

3267
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:06,240
It's on the ground.

3268
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,960
I freeze it.

3269
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,880
You've.

3270
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,860
It does.

3271
01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:11,500
Does nothing to the egg timer.

3272
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,880
Oh, my God.

3273
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,300
Can he.

3274
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,320
Can he roll for it?

3275
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,260
No.

3276
01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:16,040
10 seconds.

3277
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:16,840
Oh, my God.

3278
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,760
I'm going to run into the opposite corner of the room.

3279
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,080
I'm going to run into the other opposite corner of the room.

3280
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,920
You're not going to do anything about this?

3281
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,000
Are we in the same corner?

3282
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:24,280
Nope.

3283
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:24,780
I'm done.

3284
01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:26,580
I'm tapped out.

3285
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:28,080
Are we in the same corner, though?

3286
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,120
Yes.

3287
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:29,680
All right.

3288
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,900
I'm hugging Jerry.

3289
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:31,980
All right.

3290
01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:32,480
Two butts.

3291
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:32,960
Runs up.

3292
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,560
Grabs it.

3293
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,240
And resets it.

3294
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,920
Huh.

3295
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,280
Huh.

3296
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,220
Well.

3297
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,420
It only goes to 50 seconds.

3298
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,300
Hi.

3299
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:45,960
Well, OK.

3300
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,080
I see a pattern here.

3301
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:55,900
I just look at Jerry and I like like kind of like brush off of him.

3302
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:58,280
That was.

3303
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280
Yeah.

3304
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,640
It's been a while since we've done that.

3305
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,440
Yeah.

3306
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,640
What do we do now?

3307
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,680
We have 40 seconds.

3308
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,000
All right.

3309
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,100
I don't really.

3310
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,180
So there's nothing else in this room.

3311
01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,060
No.

3312
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:17,240
Huh.

3313
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,720
Huh.

3314
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,620
30 seconds.

3315
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:22,560
Can I.

3316
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,320
Can we investigate the room?

3317
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,940
There's nothing in there.

3318
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,420
Just see.

3319
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,840
Can I.

3320
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:29,500
Can I.

3321
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,280
Can I roll for it?

3322
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,640
All right.

3323
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,920
Give me an investigation roll.

3324
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,620
You know what?

3325
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:38,700
Give me a perception check.

3326
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:39,600
Actually.

3327
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,300
All right.

3328
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,140
Oh, we don't have that.

3329
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:41,860
There's no.

3330
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,000
No.

3331
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,080
No.

3332
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:42,120
No.

3333
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:42,500
It is.

3334
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,340
You can do.

3335
01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:45,420
That egg is going to count down.

3336
01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:47,160
Oh, he's going to.

3337
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,580
He's going to really jazz me.

3338
01:06:49,580 --> 01:06:50,280
21.

3339
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,680
You investigate nothing.

3340
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,380
I.

3341
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:55,460
Oh, you perceive.

3342
01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:56,500
You perceive nothing.

3343
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,620
All right.

3344
01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:58,020
Great.

3345
01:06:58,020 --> 01:06:59,280
Even though I've rolled a 19.

3346
01:06:59,280 --> 01:06:59,900
20 seconds.

3347
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:00,780
OK.

3348
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:01,720
Uh.

3349
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:02,620
Uh.

3350
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:04,780
I grab the egg and I reset it again.

3351
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:05,680
All right.

3352
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,260
This time it only goes to 40 seconds.

3353
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:07,740
OK.

3354
01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:08,780
All right.

3355
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,460
Hmm.

3356
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:10,140
Interesting.

3357
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:11,060
Uh.

3358
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:11,540
I.

3359
01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:12,640
Uh.

3360
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:13,540
Well.

3361
01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:13,560
Well.

3362
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,000
Hey.

3363
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:19,260
I throw the egg to Jerry and I say, quick, throw it at me.

3364
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:20,780
I throw it.

3365
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:21,320
All right.

3366
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,680
And then I'm going to take my longbow and do like a baseball swing at it.

3367
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:32,020
You hit it right back into Jerry's hands.

3368
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:33,980
Oh, my God.

3369
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,360
20 seconds.

3370
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,160
I'm a.

3371
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:36,700
You know.

3372
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,980
Nice catch, though.

3373
01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:39,880
I throw it.

3374
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,400
I hit it again.

3375
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,260
10 seconds.

3376
01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:42,800
No, I don't want it.

3377
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,340
I run behind you.

3378
01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:47,500
I'm not going.

3379
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,220
I don't want anything to do with that thing.

3380
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:49,960
Five seconds.

3381
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,680
All right.

3382
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,620
I throw it in the corner.

3383
01:07:51,620 --> 01:07:55,420
I run back into the corner and I hug onto Jerry for dear life.

3384
01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,360
I make you my human shield.

3385
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,880
All right.

3386
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:06,080
When the clock reaches zero, all the doors in the room open and the characters are free to leave.

3387
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,280
Huh.

3388
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,980
Well, I look.

3389
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:10,920
I look at all of you.

3390
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,720
Stop being cheap to your pathetic instincts and think critically for once.

3391
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,540
Think about it.

3392
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:18,380
I'm not going to kill everyone.

3393
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,740
I can't do that.

3394
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:22,620
It would introduce a host of liabilities for me.

3395
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:26,540
Since if you die in this dungeon, you die in real life.

3396
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:30,160
That's not comforting.

3397
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,140
Nor helpful.

3398
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:34,280
I did critically think.

3399
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,300
There was nothing we could have done with this egg.

3400
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,300
We did a lot of thinking.

3401
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:40,100
Way more thinking than we should have.

3402
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,880
I tried jumping in the hole.

3403
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,020
Critical thinking.

3404
01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:43,660
He's not going to.

3405
01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:45,440
I'm not going to kill you off.

3406
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,860
There's no point to that.

3407
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:51,060
All right.

3408
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,880
So the doors open.

3409
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,060
The trap doors start to shut.

3410
01:08:56,060 --> 01:09:00,660
But right before they do, a torch pops out of one and lands on the ground.

3411
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:02,500
That could have been me.

3412
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,580
What'd you save me for?

3413
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:07,320
I don't know.

3414
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,240
I didn't want you to die.

3415
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,860
That's the nicest thing you said to me all day.

3416
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:14,060
And on the torch handle, it says some sums torch.

3417
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:16,320
Oh, so it is my torch.

3418
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:20,060
All right.

3419
01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:21,240
All right.

3420
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,200
So plus one.

3421
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,240
I mean, let's just be honest here.

3422
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,480
That's like the one bottomless pit that that was going to happen to.

3423
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,580
Every other one on the face of the earth, you're just going to fall and die.

3424
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,280
That's fatalistic.

3425
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,700
Does my butt pop out?

3426
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:36,240
Can I look in the...

3427
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,680
No, your butt does not pop out.

3428
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,000
The doors are closed now.

3429
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,240
The trap doors are closed now.

3430
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,000
The butt is gone.

3431
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,180
Forever.

3432
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:51,000
I'm really starting to get fed up with this place.

3433
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,620
I kicked the wall.

3434
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:54,880
Me too.

3435
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,980
I'm going to walk through.

3436
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:59,120
I think you said there's two doors, right?

3437
01:09:59,120 --> 01:09:59,380
Yeah.

3438
01:09:59,380 --> 01:10:01,020
You came in the one on the right.

3439
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:01,780
Oh.

3440
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:04,500
So there's...

3441
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,500
There's two doors.

3442
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,020
There's two total.

3443
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,920
Yes.

3444
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,060
Really?

3445
01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:07,500
Okay.

3446
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,020
See ya.

3447
01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:09,280
Wait, no.

3448
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,580
I'm going first this time.

3449
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:12,820
You went first last time.

3450
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:14,400
Yeah, I don't always go first.

3451
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,260
That's out of character.

3452
01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:21,020
And Tommy Two Butts, get your ass over here.

3453
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:22,340
Your ass is...

3454
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:23,180
Tommy Two Butts is coming.

3455
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:24,500
He's gone?

3456
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:25,660
He's coming.

3457
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:26,280
Oh.

3458
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,380
He's a-coming.

3459
01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:31,720
Oh!

3460
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,720
Fake doors!

3461
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,440
Oh, I forgot to put...

3462
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,480
Oh, no.

3463
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,060
I didn't.

3464
01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:41,480
Treasure?

3465
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,600
No.

3466
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:42,880
Oh.

3467
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,200
He forgot to put actual doors on this place.

3468
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,180
And a room of doors.

3469
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,640
Get your fake doors!

3470
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:57,100
All right.

3471
01:10:57,100 --> 01:11:01,080
At the center of this room floats a tiny orb of energy that lights up.

3472
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,600
And the room has two other doors.

3473
01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:11,340
When the last of you enters the room, the door you all came through suddenly slams shut.

3474
01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:14,560
I have a feeling that those two doors are fake.

3475
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,520
So there's actually three doors.

3476
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,220
The one you came in and two other doors.

3477
01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,020
I have a feeling they're fake.

3478
01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:21,520
They're fake doors.

3479
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,620
The door you came through and all the other doors are no longer alone.

3480
01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:27,000
All the walls are suddenly covered with identical doors.

3481
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,200
Twelve in all.

3482
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:32,500
Weirdly, you're no longer sure which door you came through to get in here.

3483
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,480
I think it was this one right behind me.

3484
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,440
No.

3485
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,600
You don't know.

3486
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,980
You can't tell.

3487
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:40,280
That's odd.

3488
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,280
I'm very confident, though.

3489
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:47,080
It says getting out of this room isn't as easy as just going back to the way the characters came.

3490
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,140
Hmm.

3491
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,680
Hmm.

3492
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,100
All right.

3493
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:53,800
I pick the first door I see and open it.

3494
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:01,580
You open it, and another door pops open, and you just see into the same room that you're in.

3495
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:05,060
But from that other door's point of view.

3496
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,400
Creepy.

3497
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,540
I wave at you.

3498
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,900
Bye.

3499
01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:13,820
Great going, Dad.

3500
01:12:13,820 --> 01:12:15,400
Bye.

3501
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,780
Now touch the orb.

3502
01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:18,440
All right.

3503
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,600
I go up, and I touch the orb.

3504
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:26,040
What?

3505
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,940
I just was expecting more of a fight.

3506
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:32,180
But you really are a cuckold.

3507
01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:36,660
Call me that.

3508
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,600
All right.

3509
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:38,780
We're not supposed to say that anymore.

3510
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,220
All right.

3511
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:43,860
Once you touch the orb, all the doors suddenly fly open.

3512
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:48,020
But where you saw into the same room before, all you see now is darkness.

3513
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,220
Um.

3514
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:51,420
Wait.

3515
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,400
Don't let go of the orb.

3516
01:12:55,740 --> 01:12:56,040
Uh.

3517
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:59,440
Then I light a flare, and I throw it into one of the doors of darkness.

3518
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:04,360
It just pops out another one of the doors.

3519
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,500
Like a Scooby-Doo thing?

3520
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,300
Yeah.

3521
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,500
Oh, boy.

3522
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,140
Ew.

3523
01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:10,580
Well.

3524
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,740
That's strange.

3525
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:13,660
All right.

3526
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,640
I'm going to open every second door.

3527
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,640
But they're all.

3528
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,180
They're all.

3529
01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:17,900
They're all open.

3530
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:19,080
Oh, God.

3531
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,060
But they're filled with darkness.

3532
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:24,340
Yeah.

3533
01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:25,100
Should we go in one?

3534
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,320
Maybe we should set the timer.

3535
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,800
You couldn't take the timer.

3536
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,000
What?

3537
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,160
Is it some kind of magical timer?

3538
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:34,160
Yes.

3539
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,300
It floated above a bottomless pit.

3540
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:37,480
He is right.

3541
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,380
Got you there.

3542
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,120
Well, he's right.

3543
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:42,660
Let's try.

3544
01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:44,440
Let's try the baseball thing again.

3545
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:45,660
Except this time with the orb.

3546
01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:50,300
Smack it.

3547
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:50,920
Yeah.

3548
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,060
I'll take another crack at it.

3549
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:53,780
Yeah.

3550
01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:55,100
All right.

3551
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,100
I throw the orb at you.

3552
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:58,440
I swing for the fences.

3553
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,060
Connecting with the orb.

3554
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:02,460
Athletic stretch.

3555
01:14:02,460 --> 01:14:03,480
I feel like this is going to.

3556
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:03,940
Oh, no.

3557
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,280
He's going to take my hit points down.

3558
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,020
Why?

3559
01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:07,840
No.

3560
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,040
Give me an athletics check.

3561
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:22,200
Eleven.

3562
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,040
That's pretty good, right?

3563
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:23,460
Eleven?

3564
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,300
No.

3565
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,600
So you hit the orb.

3566
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:25,760
Oh, no.

3567
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,820
And your bow cracks in half.

3568
01:14:27,820 --> 01:14:28,200
Broken.

3569
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,460
Not my bow.

3570
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:32,040
Your bow is useless.

3571
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,840
Did I say bow?

3572
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,080
I meant sword.

3573
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:41,200
You can try again with your sword.

3574
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,020
No.

3575
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:43,360
No.

3576
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,980
That sucks.

3577
01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:50,880
You're the one I want to play baseball.

3578
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,600
Let me cross off the lawn bow here.

3579
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,760
I thought.

3580
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,440
No.

3581
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,580
Not cross it off.

3582
01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,760
It's just broken.

3583
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,540
It can be fixed.

3584
01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:00,180
Probably.

3585
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:00,800
No.

3586
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,920
It cannot be fixed.

3587
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,100
It is shattered.

3588
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:04,560
Don't say never.

3589
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,500
It is shattered.

3590
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,940
Never say never.

3591
01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,340
You cannot fix that lawn bow.

3592
01:15:08,340 --> 01:15:10,300
You said the same thing about my button.

3593
01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,960
We're about to get that back, too.

3594
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,560
I don't think I did.

3595
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,300
You.

3596
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,140
Yeah.

3597
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:15,740
Oh, no.

3598
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,680
Anyway, what do you do?

3599
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,080
Well, I thought we had to destroy it.

3600
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,800
Why not have a little fun with it?

3601
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,600
That's what I thought.

3602
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,280
Well, I say we take it into one of these doors.

3603
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:28,420
All right.

3604
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:31,420
I pick up the orb and I walk into one of the one of the rooms of darkness.

3605
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:36,740
OK, roll the D12.

3606
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:39,300
How do I do that again?

3607
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:43,060
Tiger, what's the command?

3608
01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:45,100
I think it's.

3609
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:46,380
What was it?

3610
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,240
Slash R and then D10.

3611
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,380
Slash.

3612
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:51,540
R space.

3613
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:53,220
Yeah.

3614
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:56,220
Well, I wanted to.

3615
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:57,840
Yeah, it's a D12, though.

3616
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,880
Oh, D12.

3617
01:15:58,880 --> 01:15:59,320
Yeah.

3618
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:07,140
So slash R space.

3619
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:09,300
One D12.

3620
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:11,420
I think.

3621
01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:12,220
Yeah.

3622
01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:14,280
All right.

3623
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,160
You got an eight.

3624
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,640
That's not good.

3625
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,800
All the fire in the room is pixelated.

3626
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,420
Cute.

3627
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:23,800
There was fire in the room?

3628
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:24,760
Yes.

3629
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,060
Is it full of fire?

3630
01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:28,500
No.

3631
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:33,360
It's just like a parallel dimension where.

3632
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,120
Where all the fire.

3633
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,600
That orb you're holding.

3634
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,140
Like.

3635
01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,980
Lights up and it shows.

3636
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,980
The world on the outside.

3637
01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:41,840
Yeah.

3638
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,360
And all the fire that you see is just.

3639
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,440
The fire itself is pixelated.

3640
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,300
But nothing else is.

3641
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:51,200
If you go in another door.

3642
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,800
Will it do something different?

3643
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,300
I turn around.

3644
01:16:58,300 --> 01:16:59,660
Go through another door.

3645
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,100
Yeah.

3646
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:01,680
Roll a D12.

3647
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,740
All right.

3648
01:17:02,740 --> 01:17:04,540
All right.

3649
01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:08,140
Is it slash R or slash?

3650
01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:08,420
I care.

3651
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,140
Slash R.

3652
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:09,320
Slash R.

3653
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:16,420
A nine.

3654
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:17,220
That's pretty good.

3655
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,260
You walk through it.

3656
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:20,600
And every surface is slightly bouncy.

3657
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,060
Hey.

3658
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:22,460
Hey.

3659
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:22,760
Hey.

3660
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:23,920
This one's kind of fun.

3661
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,580
Slightly bouncy.

3662
01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:27,440
Not very bouncy.

3663
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:28,320
Ah.

3664
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,700
Do you know.

3665
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:33,020
Okay.

3666
01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:33,640
At the school.

3667
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:34,880
We had to put down floor.

3668
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:35,380
Like.

3669
01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:35,600
Wait.

3670
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,480
Is this in character?

3671
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,880
This is not in character.

3672
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:38,360
Okay.

3673
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:38,800
At the school.

3674
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:39,380
There's a.

3675
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:40,000
There's a.

3676
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:40,660
What's it called?

3677
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,320
We had to put down.

3678
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:41,660
On the.

3679
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,400
On the playground.

3680
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,960
They replaced the mulch.

3681
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:44,440
With this like.

3682
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,260
Foam floor.

3683
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,580
There's actually something called.

3684
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:47,660
A spring ratio.

3685
01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:48,900
Based on how spring.

3686
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,640
The floor is.

3687
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:50,700
I thought that was kind of interesting.

3688
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,860
Is that floor made out of like.

3689
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:53,500
Old tires?

3690
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,040
Uh.

3691
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,400
No.

3692
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:55,960
It's just like.

3693
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,060
Like rubber.

3694
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:58,820
I know what you're talking about.

3695
01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,720
I've seen those before.

3696
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:00,500
Yeah.

3697
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,180
Kind of old.

3698
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:03,660
You know how they replace.

3699
01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,500
Some of the wood chips.

3700
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:04,820
With like.

3701
01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:05,920
Those old pieces of tire.

3702
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:06,540
Yeah.

3703
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:07,840
It's giving everyone cancer now.

3704
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:08,500
Yeah.

3705
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:08,840
It's.

3706
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,840
It's carcinogenic.

3707
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:10,880
It's pretty cool.

3708
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,060
I don't think that's this though.

3709
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:12,920
I think this is like.

3710
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,120
Because this is not black.

3711
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:14,800
Or anything like that.

3712
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,220
It's not.

3713
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,680
It's like.

3714
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,500
It's all solid.

3715
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,480
It's all one giant.

3716
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:17,680
Yeah.

3717
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:17,900
No.

3718
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,520
I know what you're.

3719
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:19,340
You're talking about.

3720
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,500
And I don't know if that.

3721
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,140
Gives cancer or not.

3722
01:18:22,140 --> 01:18:23,420
It could.

3723
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:25,520
Everything gives you cancer.

3724
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,540
Not this.

3725
01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:27,060
Except for.

3726
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,500
Except for the cancer.

3727
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,540
Especially that.

3728
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,400
Constellation.

3729
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,400
That's a radium glass.

3730
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,400
Hmm.

3731
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,960
Is that in character?

3732
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,760
Yes.

3733
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,720
All right.

3734
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:38,900
So.

3735
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:39,180
Oh.

3736
01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:40,020
It's slightly bouncy.

3737
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:40,880
Yeah.

3738
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,420
Everything is slightly bouncy.

3739
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,560
All right.

3740
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:44,980
So.

3741
01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:45,400
Are.

3742
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:45,860
I.

3743
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,640
Are we following him through the door?

3744
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,760
Yes.

3745
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:49,340
Okay.

3746
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,160
So now we're.

3747
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,160
We're like in.

3748
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,020
Some sort of alternate.

3749
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,320
You're in a parallel dimension.

3750
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,040
Okay.

3751
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,660
All right.

3752
01:18:57,660 --> 01:19:00,040
And if we go back through the door.

3753
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:00,980
We're back in our dimension.

3754
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:01,720
No.

3755
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:02,980
Then you have to roll another dice.

3756
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:03,780
Another D12.

3757
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,780
Oh.

3758
01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:07,400
So we can never go back to.

3759
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,780
Our original dimension.

3760
01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:11,060
Hmm.

3761
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,300
Okay.

3762
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:14,500
Um.

3763
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,660
Interesting.

3764
01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:17,620
I mean.

3765
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,860
We could just keep doing this all day.

3766
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:19,620
Until we roll the right.

3767
01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,380
Roll a sufficient number.

3768
01:19:21,380 --> 01:19:24,080
It's going to take forever.

3769
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,320
Or.

3770
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,100
You have a one in 12 shot.

3771
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:29,560
Yeah.

3772
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,520
That's like.

3773
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,480
Five percent.

3774
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:35,360
It's more than five percent.

3775
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,420
Eight percent.

3776
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,080
It's more.

3777
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:38,740
Okay.

3778
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:39,180
Yeah.

3779
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:39,540
I can see.

3780
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:40,540
Well,

3781
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:41,720
that's not eight percent.

3782
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:42,720
It's one eighth.

3783
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,980
Twelve and a half percent.

3784
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,260
Okay.

3785
01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:47,380
None of us are good with math here.

3786
01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:47,760
So.

3787
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,560
Yeah.

3788
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,240
It's not like we're engineers or anything.

3789
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,280
It's just going to remain a mystery.

3790
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:52,900
Dealers.

3791
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:55,220
It's just one of life's many mysteries.

3792
01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:55,740
All right.

3793
01:19:55,740 --> 01:19:56,460
Then I guess.

3794
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:57,140
Do it again.

3795
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,460
All right.

3796
01:19:58,460 --> 01:19:59,060
I do it again.

3797
01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:00,220
D12.

3798
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:11,640
Yeah, buddy.

3799
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,440
So you walk through this door.

3800
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:19,460
And you're overwhelmed by the certainty that squirrels don't control this dimension.

3801
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:22,360
Oh, I see.

3802
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,020
Wow, that's nuts.

3803
01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:27,280
Go through a different door.

3804
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:31,280
All right.

3805
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,160
It makes you a little uneasy, right?

3806
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,500
Yeah.

3807
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,240
No.

3808
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,180
What?

3809
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:44,040
Oh, because you put our slash.

3810
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,600
Damn it.

3811
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,220
So I made you just say it.

3812
01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:49,960
What does that do?

3813
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,480
Wait, why did it come from?

3814
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,720
Why did it come from?

3815
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,320
Oh, oh, okay.

3816
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:55,920
I see what happened.

3817
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,760
Nine.

3818
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,920
You walk back into the slightly bouncy universe.

3819
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,800
Damn it.

3820
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:01,160
I want.

3821
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:04,060
So there's two doors that lead to the bouncy universe.

3822
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:06,040
You don't know.

3823
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:06,400
No.

3824
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:06,960
Nine.

3825
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,480
Nine goes.

3826
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:11,040
When you roll nine, we go to the bouncy universe.

3827
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:14,760
Give me that orb.

3828
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,080
Orb.

3829
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:20,760
All right.

3830
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:21,780
It's orbit time.

3831
01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:23,740
All right.

3832
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:28,460
You walk through the door and every single time you guys move, you have to, you're dancing.

3833
01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:32,280
Oh, I kind of like this universe.

3834
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,480
Can we stay in this one?

3835
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,900
No, I don't dance.

3836
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:36,840
I mean, you're just.

3837
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,160
Yeah.

3838
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:37,920
Well, you are now.

3839
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,320
Not well.

3840
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:41,300
All right.

3841
01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:41,660
Fine.

3842
01:21:41,660 --> 01:21:43,640
This is my nightmare.

3843
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,840
Six.

3844
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:53,300
You walk through the door and all the light that's around you is like, it's just fluorescent

3845
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:55,960
and it's very irritating to your eyes.

3846
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,100
This irritates my eyes.

3847
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:59,640
And your butt cheek.

3848
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,900
There has got to be a better way.

3849
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:04,860
No, this is the easiest.

3850
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:09,280
All right.

3851
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:18,560
You walk through the door and you just hear this constant.

3852
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,040
All right.

3853
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,620
Not like you.

3854
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:23,180
Everyone has tinnitus.

3855
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:30,860
You walk through the store and whenever you laugh, it's backwards like Jimmy Carr.

3856
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,480
Oh, this is making me disturbed.

3857
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:38,460
Eleven is the squirrel dimension again.

3858
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:39,820
You know what?

3859
01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:40,780
This one's not so bad.

3860
01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:44,480
Yeah, but no, it makes you uneasy.

3861
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:47,220
This makes me uneasy.

3862
01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:50,540
Because you know it's not squirrels, but you don't know what it is.

3863
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,240
Oh, no.

3864
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,420
Six is the fluorescent.

3865
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:59,700
Oh.

3866
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:00,700
Oh, no.

3867
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:01,440
This is the fire.

3868
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,680
The pixelated fire one.

3869
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:03,840
All right.

3870
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,300
This one's not so bad.

3871
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:06,720
But wait a second.

3872
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:07,500
What are we doing?

3873
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:10,520
We're just trying to find the door out of here or the door back to where we can.

3874
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,080
Yeah, you keep rolling the same numbers.

3875
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,080
Right.

3876
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:16,580
Interesting.

3877
01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,680
Roll it again, Sam.

3878
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,820
Some.

3879
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:23,300
God damn this.

3880
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,460
Slightly bouncy world.

3881
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,520
This dice sucks.

3882
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,700
Oh.

3883
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:29,040
Tree.

3884
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:30,100
Tree.

3885
01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:34,060
The air in this dimension.

3886
01:23:34,060 --> 01:23:34,980
Please.

3887
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:35,640
Tastes like.

3888
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,920
Tastes like lemon, but it smells like lime.

3889
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:50,960
You walk here and people's hair grows at an accelerated rate.

3890
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:51,720
Ah.

3891
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,320
You can watch it happen.

3892
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:58,620
Some, some bush just keeps, like the mound keeps getting bigger and bigger.

3893
01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,540
You know I'm like 16.

3894
01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:04,680
That's old enough to have hair in your pubes.

3895
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:05,280
Wow.

3896
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:10,400
You said you were in college before.

3897
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:14,140
I was trying to sound cool.

3898
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:15,180
She told me she was in college.

3899
01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:15,940
She told me she was in college.

3900
01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:20,280
She goes to a different school.

3901
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:24,840
At this point, we're just running from door to door.

3902
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,820
Just trying to get anywhere.

3903
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:28,780
Yeah.

3904
01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:28,860
Yeah.

3905
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:28,860
Yeah.

3906
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:34,740
Nine is the bouncy.

3907
01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:36,400
Two.

3908
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,020
Coins are sentient here.

3909
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:41,760
And they are aware that they are being traded and hoarded as property.

3910
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,120
Do I have any coins?

3911
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,440
You got a bunch of silver and gold.

3912
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:45,900
All right.

3913
01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:46,800
I take out one of the coins.

3914
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,060
How do I get out of here?

3915
01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,580
You just have to pick the right door.

3916
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,000
Thanks for nothing.

3917
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,280
I'm going to trade you.

3918
01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:01,260
You walk back in and there's your one coin sitting on the ground going, oh, no, not again.

3919
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:07,300
Pixelated fire.

3920
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:10,100
Betcha's number one.

3921
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:12,980
Betcha's number seven.

3922
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:21,360
There's one.

3923
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:25,020
Everything smells like licorice.

3924
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,720
I like this one.

3925
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:29,440
Let me get out of here.

3926
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,720
We've been through every number.

3927
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,380
What number haven't we hit?

3928
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,280
Twelve.

3929
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:40,200
All right.

3930
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:40,620
I'm done.

3931
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:41,460
You rolled a twelve.

3932
01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:44,880
Let's just say that.

3933
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,440
Wait.

3934
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,160
I didn't roll a twelve yet.

3935
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:48,640
There it is.

3936
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:48,880
Okay.

3937
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:49,280
There it is.

3938
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:49,460
Yeah.

3939
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:53,260
All right.

3940
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:54,200
What happens now?

3941
01:25:54,200 --> 01:26:00,540
So once you walk through the door, all the lights shut out and the room is back to the

3942
01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:03,840
way it looked when you first got in there before you touched the orb.

3943
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,320
The orb.

3944
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:11,320
You can now pass through the room to one of the two doors.

3945
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,880
So the door we came in, the one we're going to?

3946
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,360
No, no.

3947
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:16,740
Well, you can't.

3948
01:26:16,740 --> 01:26:17,680
One of the three doors.

3949
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,780
The door you came in.

3950
01:26:18,780 --> 01:26:20,200
Oh, the two others.

3951
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,500
The top or the one to the bottom.

3952
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:27,480
Or we can call it there.

3953
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:34,200
Can we take the door, take a look and then end it?

3954
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,080
Uh, let me check.

3955
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,880
No.

3956
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,580
Really?

3957
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:44,500
Yeah.

3958
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:45,920
I don't, I don't have a.

3959
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,480
Can you just do a description maybe?

3960
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,580
Yeah.

3961
01:26:51,780 --> 01:26:52,400
All right.

3962
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,100
Uh, daddy.

3963
01:26:53,100 --> 01:27:01,320
Oh, since you, uh, I don't, I was trying to think of something good about you, but couldn't

3964
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,960
think of anything, but still, maybe you should just pick.

3965
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,360
What?

3966
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:07,860
Which door?

3967
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,120
Well.

3968
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:17,680
You can go to the top door or the bottom door.

3969
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:23,080
What's wrong, I guess?

3970
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:24,080
Huh?

3971
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:25,220
Bottom door.

3972
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,820
Because I'm a bottom bitch.

3973
01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:28,280
The bottom door.

3974
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:28,660
Okay.

3975
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,820
Let's see.

3976
01:27:30,820 --> 01:27:35,380
A narrow walkway two feet across hugs the edge of the circular chamber.

3977
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:41,120
Beyond the edge of the walkway yawns a nasty 20-foot deep pit.

3978
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,280
Evidently a trap that succeeded at its intended purpose.

3979
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:50,740
An attractive young wizard and wizard, or woman in wizard's robes is impaled on a nasty looking

3980
01:27:50,740 --> 01:27:54,900
spike at the bottom, the pit's bottom, and gasping for breath.

3981
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,140
If she's some kind of illusion, she's a convincing one.

3982
01:27:58,140 --> 01:27:59,080
music

3983
01:27:59,080 --> 01:27:59,800
music

3984
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:15,160
music