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okay so we just got through with the flame skull right
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yes and then we were moving into a different room we were in the me seeks room you wouldn't let us have any me seeks as we left though i never said you couldn't have any well you did they they poofed for some reason yeah you're a flame skull attacked them that's right so all your me seeks died couldn't even keep one that's up to you i mean we
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haven't left yet you can um no we did he's i thought you locked it or shut the door oh that's right because i said the door burned up and he said another door and i said what i didn't know there was another door and then you just said magic
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that's been a key thing going on this game doors just keep appearing
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kind of fine that's exciting
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it doesn't happen in the other games no i mean technically in canon there are no doors in star wars
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that's not sure at all name one door
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uh the door that opens up when they go to eat uh eat dinner with darth vader and besides that one
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besides that one the one they were having the negotiations with in the very first scene in the
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very first movie and yeah in the yeah then he has to like use the lightsaber to like open it up because
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he's like burning it in there yeah every single door in the jedi's face they have to open with their
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lightsaber no those are blast shields no they were doors they're blast doors okay fine besides that one
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it's like all of them yeah you can't name any of them besides those huh
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yeah but what about that piece of cloth that's over the uh tent where where shmi skywalker gets killed
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not a door technically he's right that's a flap
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he's i'm on your side but you're he's right that's a flap
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fair is fair flap is flap flap is flap all right so you're going through that door yeah
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the other door in the room can't remember
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okay
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room 20
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okay can you guys see everything
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uh yeah oh yeah you screamed so all i see is a bunch of mortys
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all right a horde of goblins wearing yellow shirts and blue pants grab this room
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there are these little munchkin things i don't know i never gave them a name but they're real
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annoying little pieces of shit repeating the same pattern spouting under undermined nonsense while you
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try to try to get work done all underpined with teenage self-image fragility and minuscule attention
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spans born from what i can only assume is a life completely unexplored while simultaneously devoid of any real
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stakes also they say oh geez lot too much the glass case sits on the far side of the room next to another door but there are too many
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stupid little goblins in the way for you to see clearly
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what do you do
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where's the door
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across from you
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all right oh man it's like in here can they see us
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yes
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are they coming towards us
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they're just kind of oh geezing around it
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if i gave one of them a dollar would the rest of them leave me alone
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uh you can try it
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all right i give one a dollar
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the one with a gold piece
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where did you get a dollar
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a gold piece
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wait hold on
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how many do you have
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i have no idea
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did i
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i just hope i have money
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did i
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you have
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we split up a bunch of money last time but i don't remember what
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there's some
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gold piece
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there's some gold
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i didn't
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put it in my inventory
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yeah it doesn't even
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oh i wrote it i wrote it down
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i have 210 gold
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um
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one electron gold
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and
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that's it
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oh and i'm missing my left butt cheek
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oh i have a smell
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which i named alisa
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and you smell bad
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i have a smelly ruby
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and a good smelly ruby
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yeah i have a good smelly ruby
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yeah it smells like
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pie
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some type of pie
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yeah cherry
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it's cherry pie yeah
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my strawberry
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fan myself
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all right so you give him a gold piece
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yeah
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if i remember right
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he doesn't have any gold
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he only has silver
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i gave him a silver piece
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i think i took the gold
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and i painted yellow
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when would you have painted it yellow
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and with what
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a yellow shirt that i found
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in this room
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oh
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off of a corpse
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of a dead goblin
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like well
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not a corpse
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he just didn't see me take it
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okay
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uh
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maybe he was sleeping
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you give it to one
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and he goes
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oh geez
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and he throws it in his mouth
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and eats it
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wow
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good use of
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that's
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that's weird
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maybe they're hungry
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maybe you should give it
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some of your pie
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i gave it
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already gave it a silver piece
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i'm not giving it anymore
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i'm really disappointed
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in that outcome
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minus one silver piece
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fuck
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this is not a good start
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uh
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i'm gonna yell out
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let us through
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and we'll let you live
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maybe
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but you should
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you should
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yeah you should
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still let us
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through
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just in case
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i'm gonna wave my arm
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i'm gonna wave my arms around
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like really big
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oh geez
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should really think this through
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yeah
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well
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you should think it through
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let us through
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all right
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we don't we don't want to fight you
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we just want to
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go somewhere
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forward
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okay
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then go
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okay
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all right
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i'm gonna
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i start making a move
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so just
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i don't know
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just forward
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just straight ahead
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i'm like dodging
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more uh
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little goblins
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you know
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trying not to touch them
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because they're
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probably all
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you know
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gross
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sticky
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one of them just starts
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pointing towards the gem
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box
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what gem box
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there's a gem box
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the glass case
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sits on the far side
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of the room
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next to another door
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but there are too many
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stupid little goblins
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in the way for you
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to see it clearly
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but are they
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they're making a path
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towards it
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they're pointing towards it
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they're pointing towards it
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but they're not saying anything
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they're just kind of like
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randomly saying
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oh geez
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yeah
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oh
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i start going towards that
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because
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you know
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gem boxes
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can't be that bad
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right
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you know
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what do you think
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what
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i'm just watching you
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from back here
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but then i start
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slowly shuffling
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behind you
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all right
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but i'm really
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i'm really disgustedly
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sheshing through
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all the
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all the mortys
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start moving away from you
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because you smell like
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sturge's boob
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oh that works
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as you walk
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or not mortys
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goblin sorry
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and as you walk by them
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they all point
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and laugh at your
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one butt cheek
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yeah yeah
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i know
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i know
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i don't want
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yeah
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i'm very self-conscious
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i'm not
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really proud of that
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but it happened
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okay
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hey i still got one
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one more than you
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i thought that sash
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that sashaying
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looked a little half-assed
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oh boy
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ha ha ha
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ha ha ha
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yeah
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well
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you know what
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at least
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i've got more ass
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in this one butt cheek
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than any mortys
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put together
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one of the goblins
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runs up
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and just smacks
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the one butt cheek
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and runs away
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that is
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i
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perhaps not
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blood related
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but it's
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a little weird
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a little risky
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it was
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considering real life
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it was your brother
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that just said
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he did that
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now that is meta
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all right
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pushing your way
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through the crowd
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of whiny little
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goblins
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takes some doing
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but once you get
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through you see
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a glass case
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with five gems
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in it
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blue
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yellow
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and purple
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next to the case
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there are three
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conveniently gem
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sized sockets
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and cut
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are cut into
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the stone wall
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these things
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have to be related
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right
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okay
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so gem sockets
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and we have
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how many gems
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three
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five
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five gems
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you have five
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but three
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sockets
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for them to fit in
300
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blue
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green
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red
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yellow
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and purple
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gems
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you're suggesting
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perhaps
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we should
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write this down
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that's up to you
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it would be
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00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,480
hoover us to
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either write it
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00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:38,880
down or remember
315
00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,280
it
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yes
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blue
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red
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green
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green
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yellow
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yellow
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and purple
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purple
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all right
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and
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there's three
328
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sockets
329
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there are three
330
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sockets
331
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,540
all right
332
00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,740
uh
333
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,940
let's go with
334
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uh
335
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,160
blue yellow
336
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:04,660
and green
337
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,880
you put the
338
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,140
blue
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00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:07,660
yellow
340
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,180
and green
341
00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:08,820
ones in there
342
00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,700
wait wait wait
343
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:09,880
wait
344
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,580
hold on
345
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,500
uh
346
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,840
i wasn't
347
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,600
putting them in
348
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,080
there that was
349
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:14,620
dialogue
350
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:15,680
oh okay
351
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,880
in character
352
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,920
yes
353
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,000
all right
354
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:19,740
i put blue
355
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,080
yellow
356
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:20,540
and green
357
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,080
in there
358
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,760
just immediately
359
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,080
yeah
360
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,560
in what order
361
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,880
uh
362
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,460
blue yellow
363
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:27,920
and green
364
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,720
all right
365
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,360
and it
366
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:30,880
must be
367
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,300
why
368
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:31,400
why
369
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,800
the gem
370
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,480
shoot out
371
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480
hit you in
372
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:37,900
the forehead
373
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,300
and then
374
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,140
reappear back
375
00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:39,760
in the case
376
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,280
next to the
377
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:41,700
sockets
378
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,900
that is all
379
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,660
three of them
380
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,980
that's real bogus
381
00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:45,440
man
382
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,560
hmm
383
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,720
well
384
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,640
i thought
385
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,080
i thought
386
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,600
the blue
387
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,180
pants
388
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:51,580
and yellow
389
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:51,960
shirt
390
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,620
and green
391
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,780
uh
392
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,580
tentacles
393
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,280
on his head
394
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,520
you know
395
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:57,960
that that
396
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,220
might have
397
00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:58,600
done it
398
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,500
but uh
399
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,720
well
400
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,900
here we are
401
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,380
these these
402
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,020
goblins start
403
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:05,520
to get real
404
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,000
close to you
405
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,440
and are
406
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,580
are very
407
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,180
annoying with
408
00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:08,480
their blue
409
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,000
shirts and
410
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,600
yellow or
411
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,060
blue pants
412
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:10,380
and yellow
413
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:10,760
shirts
414
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,120
these yellow
415
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:13,600
shirts are
416
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,340
really annoying
417
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,600
all right
418
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,380
uh
419
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,620
i'm gonna
420
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,240
just put
421
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,540
i'm kind
422
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:19,800
of
423
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,240
snuck up
424
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:21,640
behind you
425
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,220
as you like
426
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:22,600
rubbed your
427
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,320
head from
428
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,000
being hit
429
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,680
yeah
430
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,160
but you
431
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:28,440
were trying
432
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:28,780
to play it
433
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:29,200
off cool
434
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,780
i imagine
435
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,420
i'm in the
436
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,220
corner crying
437
00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:32,680
while you're
438
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,100
doing
439
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,360
all right
440
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:34,800
i'm playing
441
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,340
it off cool
442
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,040
i'm definitely
443
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:36,620
playing it off
444
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,040
cool like
445
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:37,540
i'm cool
446
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,080
crying
447
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,180
okay
448
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,800
i'm just
449
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,440
gonna pick
450
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,020
up the blue
451
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,080
and uh
452
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:44,820
and yellow
453
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:45,880
one and
454
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,240
i'm gonna
455
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,060
you know
456
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:47,620
put those
457
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:47,860
in the
458
00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:48,300
sockets
459
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,460
all right
460
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,140
i'm gonna
461
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:52,660
write down
462
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,380
cool
463
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,020
crying
464
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,120
cool
465
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,020
crying
466
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,340
and that's
467
00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:57,800
all you do
468
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,380
oh yeah
469
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,620
nothing happens
470
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,740
nothing
471
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:02,440
happens
472
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,320
cool
473
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,260
so what
474
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:06,540
about you
475
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:06,780
cool
476
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:07,100
crying
477
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:07,300
what do
478
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:07,560
you think
479
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,560
i am
480
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,060
assuming we
481
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:09,420
need to put
482
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:09,900
another gem
483
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,220
in there
484
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,840
yeah
485
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,300
uh
486
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:12,700
which ones
487
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:12,960
have we
488
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,360
tried
489
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:13,940
we gotta
490
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,380
just keep
491
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:14,820
putting in
492
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,040
different
493
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,600
combinations
494
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,400
uh
495
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:17,900
i'm gonna do
496
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,880
well there's a lot
497
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,280
of green
498
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,320
purple yellow
499
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:22,700
green
500
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,460
wait wait wait
501
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:23,740
hold on
502
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:24,380
no the blue
503
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:24,740
and yellow
504
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:25,440
one is in
505
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:25,780
there right
506
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,200
now there's
507
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:26,860
one one
508
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:27,580
spot open
509
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,440
purple
510
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:33,720
okay
511
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,740
did you put
512
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:35,200
it in there
513
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,040
yeah
514
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,900
and then i
515
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,300
nodded
516
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,420
all the gems
517
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,100
fly out hit
518
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:42,780
both of you in
519
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:43,480
the forehead and
520
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,020
reappear in the
521
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:44,420
case
522
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:46,580
this thing
523
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,540
is rigged
524
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,240
this is a
525
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:48,900
rigged game
526
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,380
what do you
527
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,380
think before you
528
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,280
just start jamming
529
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:52,860
things in
530
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,320
i thought purple
531
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:54,800
would have been
532
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,120
good
533
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,080
but why
534
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,660
why wouldn't
535
00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,160
it why would
536
00:12:59,160 --> 00:12:59,600
why didn't you
537
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,120
think the other
538
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:00,780
ones would work
539
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,340
i had a reason
540
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:02,920
at least
541
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,940
what was your
542
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,280
reason
543
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,660
blue pants
544
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,100
yellow shirt
545
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:07,960
look at them
546
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,360
and purple
547
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,120
insides
548
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,300
they don't
549
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:11,820
have purple
550
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,440
insides
551
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,260
you're right
552
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,700
green yellow
553
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,160
red or
554
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,320
yellow blue
555
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:17,740
red
556
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,980
that was my
557
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:19,420
mistake
558
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,320
you put them
559
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:20,680
in there
560
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,260
yeah
561
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,620
they all fly
562
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,480
out hit you
563
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:23,800
in the head
564
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,340
and reappear in
565
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:24,740
the case
566
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:27,000
one of the
567
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,940
morty i mean
568
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:28,800
goblins
569
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,380
uh he's known
570
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,280
by pyromaniac
571
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,000
goblin
572
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,080
that's strange
573
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,800
yellow shirt on
574
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,120
fire
575
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,080
uh oh boy
576
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,760
oh boy
577
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,300
uh and what
578
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,240
he's just burning
579
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,120
alive like a
580
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:44,600
rage against
581
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,320
machine album
582
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,040
yes actually
583
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,380
pyromaniac
584
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,480
or goblin
585
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,780
goblins
586
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,800
what he self
587
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,340
immolates
588
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,240
yes
589
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,000
what is he just
590
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,940
stands there as
591
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:57,760
he burns alive
592
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,660
yes his yellow
593
00:13:58,660 --> 00:13:59,120
shirt and his
594
00:13:59,120 --> 00:13:59,520
blue pants
595
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,340
that's terrifying
596
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,960
yeah this game
597
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,580
just got real
598
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:02,920
quick
599
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,980
it's really how
600
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,820
he wanted to go
601
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:05,740
and that's how
602
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,700
i i don't
603
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,320
know he's been
604
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,040
squealing
605
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,140
no he hasn't
606
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:10,700
oh no
607
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,120
that that was a
608
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:12,980
13 year old's
609
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,320
moan
610
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,380
oh
611
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,620
someone was
612
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,520
moaning while
613
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,640
that person was
614
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,720
no
615
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,760
he pyromaniac
616
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,880
more goblin
617
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,860
was moaning
618
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,960
oh
619
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,380
and a good
620
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:27,820
moan
621
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,820
while yes
622
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,580
while he lit
623
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,200
his his yellow
624
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:31,740
shirt and his
625
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,580
blue pants on fire
626
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,740
this is fucked
627
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,580
up
628
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,060
what color
629
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,440
book
630
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,940
uh
631
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,280
hey
632
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,400
um
633
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,180
dad
634
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:45,820
slash
635
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,300
cure
636
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,640
jerry
637
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640
jerry
638
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,820
yeah maybe i'll
639
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:50,460
just start calling
640
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:50,980
you jerry
641
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,420
god damn
642
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,040
mcgarnival
643
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,500
i'm trying
644
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,380
to eat a
645
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:56,780
sandwich
646
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:57,340
here
647
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,420
uh
648
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:04,380
what
649
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:04,960
your
650
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,800
your gem
651
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,540
your pie gem
652
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,500
yeah
653
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,380
what's it
654
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,020
what is that
655
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:09,340
uh
656
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,480
what's what
657
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:10,920
kind of shape
658
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,340
is that
659
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,720
is it
660
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,120
the is
661
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,300
is the pie gem
662
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:14,640
does it
663
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,120
does it
664
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,520
does it
665
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:15,980
match the
666
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,000
gem imprint
667
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,920
no
668
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,860
i think you
669
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:20,260
should try to
670
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:20,680
stick it in
671
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,160
there anyway
672
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,560
no i like the
673
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,200
smell of it it
674
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,800
makes me smell
675
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,620
very very
676
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,700
fragrant
677
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,980
so one thing
678
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,740
you said no to
679
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,300
you jammed
680
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,780
everything else
681
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,440
in there
682
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,660
not everything
683
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,480
so if i
684
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,220
ask the morties
685
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,460
one of the
686
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,000
goblins
687
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,340
that seemed
688
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:43,920
awfully
689
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,640
pointed
690
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,760
that uh
691
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,320
whole self
692
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:47,800
immolation
693
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,120
thing
694
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,220
are they
695
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,040
trying to
696
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,360
tell us
697
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:51,800
something
698
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,060
oh yeah
699
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:53,740
oh geez
700
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,580
i think he
701
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,260
i think he
702
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:55,760
really just
703
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,400
doesn't like
704
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:56,880
the colors
705
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,380
yellow and
706
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:57,660
blue
707
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,720
oh
708
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,260
i see
709
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,680
then
710
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,780
why
711
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:05,300
yeah
712
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:05,860
i mean
713
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:06,240
he could have
714
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:06,660
just taken
715
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,260
them off
716
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,100
it's a standard
717
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:08,620
uniform
718
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,840
oh geez
719
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,460
wow that is
720
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,340
awfully strict
721
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,240
i'm gonna take
722
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:13,740
the red
723
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,660
green and
724
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,380
purple and
725
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:15,900
and put
726
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,220
them in
727
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:16,880
the slots
728
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:22,640
all right
729
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,000
and what
730
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,160
do you
731
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:23,880
do with
732
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,160
the other
733
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,440
two
734
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,900
they stay
735
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,180
in there
736
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:27,480
they don't
737
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:27,900
pop out
738
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,580
in the head
739
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,720
nice
740
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,060
this yellow
741
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,400
and blue
742
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:31,680
jet
743
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,960
i take the
744
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,360
blue one
745
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:33,680
you take
746
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,240
yellow one
747
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,060
uh
748
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,660
yeah
749
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,680
yellow matches
750
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,180
my hair
751
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,420
and blue
752
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:40,900
is
753
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,860
the color
754
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,100
of your
755
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:42,500
tears
756
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,500
yeah
757
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,200
cool
758
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:44,680
crying
759
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,380
cool
760
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:45,960
crying
761
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,940
yeah
762
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,720
all right
763
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,020
nothing
764
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:50,480
happens
765
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,600
all right
766
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,060
stay in
767
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:52,860
the slots
768
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:53,400
well that's
769
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:53,880
pretty cool
770
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,340
so now
771
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:55,620
what
772
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,540
you're stuck
773
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:56,840
in this
774
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,400
room still
775
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400
huh
776
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,340
interesting
777
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,720
i'm stupid
778
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,820
i go over
779
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,380
and i punch
780
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:04,940
a morty in
781
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,340
the head
782
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,400
what
783
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,340
do you know
784
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:07,880
that they
785
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,600
they outnumber
786
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,000
us
787
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,960
i didn't
788
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,520
yeah there's
789
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,100
like 30
790
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,380
of them
791
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:13,680
in this
792
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,080
room
793
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,220
that was
794
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:15,640
an accident
795
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,060
i thought
796
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:16,420
it was a
797
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:16,760
rock
798
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,600
why would
799
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,000
you punch
800
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,540
a rock
801
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,280
i was
802
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:21,940
mad
803
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,960
all right
804
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,660
uh i'm
805
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,040
gonna start
806
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:24,760
inspecting the
807
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,940
door uh
808
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,960
to the bottom
809
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,260
of the map
810
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,160
it looks pretty
811
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,300
big is that
812
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,420
on purpose
813
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,040
those doors
814
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,340
no
815
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:33,980
okay
816
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,060
all right
817
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:35,740
well you really
818
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,320
phoned in these
819
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:36,880
doors you made
820
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,500
them gigantic
821
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,740
yeah um
822
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,760
so you inspect
823
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,140
the door
824
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:42,960
yeah
825
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,160
give me
826
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:44,240
what is it
827
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,100
what is it
828
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:45,100
uh
829
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,160
what is it
830
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,120
perception
831
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,260
yeah
832
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,360
or
833
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,400
yeah
834
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,560
investigation
835
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,880
okay
836
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,820
skills
837
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,160
invest
838
00:17:59,160 --> 00:17:59,620
and
839
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,080
investigation
840
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,960
normal
841
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,800
normally
842
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,260
yeah
843
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:08,960
hey
844
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,780
that's gotta
845
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,200
be worth
846
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,600
something
847
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,640
wow your
848
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,400
intelligence is
849
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,240
really strong
850
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,760
um you
851
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,920
detect no
852
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,400
way to open
853
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,940
these doors
854
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,860
what do they
855
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,440
look like
856
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,500
they're just
857
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,160
big metal
858
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,020
sliding doors
859
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,140
okay
860
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,140
that are locked
861
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,640
into place
862
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,420
how do we
863
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,460
unlock them
864
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,300
just thought
865
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:30,900
i'd ask
866
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,120
i'd try
867
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,100
are you asking
868
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,860
me or are you
869
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,440
asking uh
870
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,400
a goblin
871
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,520
a goblin
872
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:36,880
how do i
873
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,300
unlock these
874
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:37,720
doors
875
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,880
oh geez i
876
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,260
don't know
877
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:39,940
i think it has
878
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:40,280
something to do
879
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:40,840
with that puzzle
880
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,720
over there
881
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,720
it's a we
882
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,340
solved that
883
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:43,820
puzzle
884
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,660
apparently not
885
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,300
dipshit
886
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,240
oh
887
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,760
well you've
888
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,340
really grown
889
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,000
some set of
890
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,540
balls in the
891
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,420
last couple
892
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:51,760
of minutes
893
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,060
here
894
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,200
i've grown a
895
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:53,620
set of balls
896
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,140
you still have
897
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:54,580
one ass
898
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:54,860
cheek
899
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,160
still more
900
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:56,600
ass and all
901
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:56,920
you put
902
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,300
together
903
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,040
and i'm
904
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:58,480
gonna march
905
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,160
over by that
906
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,060
puzzle and
907
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,280
uh take a
908
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:01,960
closer look
909
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,200
all right
910
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,440
and another
911
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,180
uh investigation
912
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:15,120
oh investigation
913
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,620
investigation
914
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,760
station
915
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,520
investigation
916
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:25,200
oh that's a
917
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:25,640
good roll
918
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,100
all right you
919
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:27,740
see some like
920
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,660
soot from
921
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,280
underneath where
922
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:29,840
the blue and
923
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,960
yellow gems
924
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,300
were
925
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,300
and so in
926
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:35,960
the in the
927
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,800
case in the
928
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,300
case yeah
929
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,360
can i brush
930
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,100
the soot off
931
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,700
is there something
932
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,240
underneath the
933
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:42,660
soot there's
934
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,240
nothing underneath
935
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,760
oh i think
936
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,180
maybe we should
937
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:46,660
put the gems
938
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,120
back
939
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,880
why
940
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,620
um i
941
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,780
i got a
942
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:53,560
feeling
943
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,340
i i
944
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,140
while investigating
945
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:57,940
i noticed some
946
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:58,420
soot here
947
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,520
all right
948
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,440
i put my
949
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,280
yellow one
950
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:04,640
back
951
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,900
i put my
952
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,460
blue one
953
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,180
back
954
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,680
nothing happens
955
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,620
a goblin
956
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,640
that is
957
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,600
suspiciously
958
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,900
dressed like
959
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,460
rick sanchez
960
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,680
i've never
961
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,140
heard of her
962
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,540
but just
963
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,500
just with a
964
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,300
uh a lab
965
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:23,940
jacket out
966
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,860
walks up
967
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:26,800
calls you guys
968
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,400
both fucking
969
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:27,840
idiots
970
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,620
takes out the
971
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,380
gems and steps
972
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:30,880
on them
973
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,060
breaks them into
974
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:32,920
a million pieces
975
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,720
and the doors
976
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,080
open
977
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,360
huh
978
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,980
that's rude
979
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,320
that was very
980
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,640
rude
981
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,640
oh jeez
982
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,140
you're welcome
983
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,460
yeah
984
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,640
i we didn't
985
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,120
ask for your
986
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,440
help
987
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,240
you guys
988
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,200
needed it
989
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,040
that's
990
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,980
presumptuous
991
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,300
we would have
992
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:51,800
gotten there
993
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,960
oh jeez
994
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,640
i watched you
995
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,600
struggle like for
996
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600
10 minutes on
997
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:56,860
this
998
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,800
you weren't
999
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,300
getting it
1000
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,520
you were not
1001
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,680
gonna get it
1002
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,580
this is right
1003
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,380
the suit
1004
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,300
the soot hint
1005
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,660
was was very
1006
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,140
obscure
1007
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,340
all of your
1008
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:06,940
brains
1009
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,420
must be in
1010
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:08,800
your left
1011
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,380
ass cheek
1012
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,300
yep
1013
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,060
and are in
1014
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:11,700
the one missing
1015
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:12,000
left
1016
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
the one missing
1017
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,920
left butt
1018
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,200
cheek
1019
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,000
it was left
1020
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,880
and and its
1021
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,260
name was
1022
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:16,660
alissa
1023
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,300
i don't care
1024
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:18,880
what its name
1025
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,660
i'm getting and
1026
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,360
i'm getting it
1027
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:20,800
back
1028
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,480
okay fine
1029
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,660
then maybe you'll
1030
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,380
actually have some
1031
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:24,940
intelligence
1032
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,060
yeah
1033
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,940
wow that is rude
1034
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:29,960
why don't you get a
1035
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,840
girlfriend and i'm
1036
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,860
gonna start off and
1037
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:32,960
down the door that
1038
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,380
just opened
1039
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:33,820
by the way
1040
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:34,740
you're dressed like
1041
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,500
an ugly goblin
1042
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,600
and i walk out too
1043
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,020
we are ugly
1044
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:40,760
goblins
1045
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,880
i'm gonna tell
1046
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,500
that to somebody
1047
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,420
next in like
1048
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:43,920
real life
1049
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,580
sometime like
1050
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,160
if they piss
1051
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:45,640
me off like
1052
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,020
you know what
1053
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:46,780
man you're
1054
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,160
dressed like
1055
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:47,520
an ugly
1056
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,500
goblin
1057
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:48,940
all right
1058
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,660
can i slam
1059
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,160
the door
1060
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,220
what door
1061
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,080
they both
1062
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,480
opened
1063
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,600
the door
1064
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,660
yeah
1065
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,280
uh i
1066
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,040
since we're
1067
00:21:59,040 --> 00:21:59,940
closest to the
1068
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,380
or i'm
1069
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:00,880
closest to the
1070
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,300
bottom one i'm
1071
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,100
assuming uh
1072
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,840
uh jerry's by
1073
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,940
me we'll just
1074
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,560
walk through the
1075
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,320
bottom one
1076
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:06,900
or i'm
1077
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,240
walking through
1078
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:07,460
the bottom
1079
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:07,680
yeah
1080
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,820
bottom
1081
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:12,460
for a bottom
1082
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:14,360
bottom
1083
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,560
here we go
1084
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,380
oh my god
1085
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,580
oh it's a sauna
1086
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,640
i mean bathroom
1087
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,800
you are
1088
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,360
this looks like a
1089
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,460
really nice
1090
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,140
bathroom
1091
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,760
decorative porcelain
1092
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,480
tiles run from
1093
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,160
floor to ceiling
1094
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,340
the room smells
1095
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,020
clean like a
1096
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,200
like freshly squeezed
1097
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,160
lemons and pine
1098
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,560
a feeling of
1099
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,600
relaxation settles
1100
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,140
over everyone
1101
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,040
who enters
1102
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,880
you know i
1103
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,300
wonder what it's
1104
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:39,840
gonna be like to
1105
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,560
shit with half
1106
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,060
an ass
1107
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,680
i think it's
1108
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400
kind of
1109
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,320
probably uh
1110
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,340
one-sided i'd
1111
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:48,720
guess
1112
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,840
yeah that would
1113
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,460
need some work
1114
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,700
i didn't wasn't
1115
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,220
trying to make a
1116
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:54,580
joke
1117
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,500
it's just
1118
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,360
it's just
1119
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:58,960
gonna be a
1120
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,460
reality
1121
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,680
yeah
1122
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:01,700
yeah
1123
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:02,460
seriously you're
1124
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:02,820
gonna be like
1125
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,280
this
1126
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,320
i mean it's
1127
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,780
not gonna be
1128
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:05,020
fun
1129
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,000
does this mean i
1130
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,940
can't fart anymore
1131
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,040
no
1132
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,260
i mean half
1133
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:09,660
farts
1134
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:10,500
you know
1135
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,440
it's probably
1136
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,060
you're gonna be on
1137
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:12,820
the bone on
1138
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,700
i don't even have a
1139
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,460
half a fart
1140
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,500
i don't think
1141
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,260
you're gonna have to
1142
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:16,800
put the head
1143
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,160
down
1144
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,400
i think it's like a
1145
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,460
lasagna if you take
1146
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,240
one layer off you
1147
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,380
still have a lasagna
1148
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,180
no
1149
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,020
no i don't think so
1150
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,600
if you take if you
1151
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,480
have just one
1152
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,760
lasagna noodle you
1153
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,560
don't have a lasagna
1154
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,060
anymore
1155
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,540
it's not a fully
1156
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,260
baked lasagna
1157
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:34,340
and i it's just not a
1158
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,260
fully baked ass
1159
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,320
and i'm not gonna have
1160
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,180
a fully baked fart
1161
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,460
so all right
1162
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,100
what's the deal
1163
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,160
with this room
1164
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,700
you guys are about
1165
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,680
two layers short
1166
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,520
of a full lasagna
1167
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:43,880
here
1168
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,840
yeah
1169
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,760
that's
1170
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,500
true
1171
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,520
okay so we're in
1172
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,340
this nice sauna
1173
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,600
or
1174
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,000
bathroom i'm not
1175
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,300
sure
1176
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,180
it's a cold
1177
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,300
it's a cold sauna
1178
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,380
it's a
1179
00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,280
bathroom
1180
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,020
is it a sauna
1181
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:00,520
bathroom
1182
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,320
it's a bathroom
1183
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,700
does it have
1184
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,440
running water
1185
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,940
is it clean
1186
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,960
go try the
1187
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,400
sink
1188
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,440
i'm gonna
1189
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,160
can i try the
1190
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:10,560
toilet
1191
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,660
no you're a woman
1192
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,580
yeah you want to go
1193
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,020
to the toilet
1194
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:14,600
that's fine
1195
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,700
don't do that right
1196
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:16,260
in front of me
1197
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,780
you turn around
1198
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,320
i can't leave
1199
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,500
i oh
1200
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,040
you know
1201
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,520
absolutely
1202
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520
no i
1203
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,200
changed my mind
1204
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,900
i i turn
1205
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:24,940
i turn away from the
1206
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:25,640
toilet and push
1207
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,240
jerry out of the way
1208
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,160
and start washing
1209
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,940
off in the in the
1210
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:28,180
sink
1211
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,580
well i mean
1212
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,520
that that's my
1213
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,280
intention i'm gonna
1214
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:31,980
try turning on the
1215
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,240
faucet i'm i'm tired
1216
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:33,820
of stinking
1217
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,240
all right
1218
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,780
well that's just a
1219
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:36,440
shower in here
1220
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,640
there's no shower
1221
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,160
okay just a sink
1222
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:39,660
and a toilet
1223
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,140
and a mirror
1224
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,220
all right i'm gonna
1225
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:42,700
take a bubble
1226
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,100
shower
1227
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,160
all right you
1228
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,000
successfully washed
1229
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,980
sturgis poop smell
1230
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:46,500
off of you
1231
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,160
all right do i
1232
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:47,840
gain points
1233
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,800
no can i have a few
1234
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,180
points
1235
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,640
no you just don't
1236
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,860
have a disadvantage
1237
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,300
on charm rolls
1238
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,080
i think it was
1239
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,360
and charisma rolls
1240
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,400
is there any
1241
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,220
fragrance
1242
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,180
not that you try to
1243
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:00,920
use your charm
1244
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,380
at all
1245
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,160
i'm not gonna charm
1246
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,900
my own brother
1247
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,980
i didn't
1248
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,800
you sicko
1249
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,520
i didn't say
1250
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,320
for your brother
1251
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,160
my brother
1252
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,360
my brother
1253
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,620
my sister's
1254
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,600
covering most
1255
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,500
here's your sign
1256
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,860
all right
1257
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:23,680
uh i don't really
1258
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,880
this is very awkward
1259
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,360
for me
1260
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,960
yeah well i'm the
1261
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,520
one who's standing
1262
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,440
by his sink looking
1263
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,280
in this nice mirror
1264
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,800
you know just checking
1265
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,520
myself out
1266
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,620
do you guys
1267
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:34,200
notice my ears
1268
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,860
are pointing in
1269
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,220
this one
1270
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,180
the mirror cracks
1271
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,560
oh great
1272
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,720
that about
1273
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,860
that about
1274
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,440
sums it up
1275
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,400
someone say
1276
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:44,800
some
1277
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,900
one of the
1278
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,460
shards
1279
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,280
actually shows a
1280
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,140
picture of cure
1281
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,900
crying
1282
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,220
cool crying
1283
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,840
in a corner
1284
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,660
corner crying
1285
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,620
not quite as
1286
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:00,960
cool
1287
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,520
and you guys
1288
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,320
look into another
1289
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,400
shard and you
1290
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,100
can just see
1291
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:06,740
alissa
1292
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,260
having a
1293
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,520
just a great
1294
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,220
time with the
1295
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:10,800
other butts
1296
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,520
that were stolen
1297
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,740
yeah what
1298
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:13,780
full butts
1299
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,440
is she the only
1300
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,080
half butt there
1301
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,060
no there's a
1302
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:16,860
couple half butts
1303
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:17,560
okay
1304
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,740
what are they
1305
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:19,400
what are they
1306
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,160
they're partying
1307
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,100
like what are
1308
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:23,440
they doing
1309
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,600
they're playing
1310
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,820
uh beer
1311
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:26,360
pond
1312
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,960
and they're
1313
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,300
doing shots
1314
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,540
i did see
1315
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,800
out of toilets
1316
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,580
shots
1317
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:36,200
like little
1318
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,320
like little
1319
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,540
toilet shots
1320
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:39,280
yeah
1321
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,200
oh boy
1322
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,660
uh
1323
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,920
i did see a butt
1324
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,720
play ping pong
1325
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,880
one time
1326
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,080
that is
1327
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:49,600
disturbing
1328
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,880
um also
1329
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,840
out of character
1330
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,980
or in character
1331
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,300
oh this is
1332
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,040
out of character
1333
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,720
boo is there
1334
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,580
i don't know
1335
00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,000
he's trying to
1336
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,380
play it so
1337
00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,720
cool
1338
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,340
i'm very cool
1339
00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:02,080
cool cool like
1340
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,600
a cucumber
1341
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,380
okay
1342
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,660
so i feel like
1343
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:06,740
this mirror is
1344
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:07,640
like foreboding
1345
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,540
or some shit
1346
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:09,640
foreboding
1347
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,580
that too
1348
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,100
yes
1349
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:18,040
um
1350
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,960
i look closer
1351
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,620
at it
1352
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,960
do i see
1353
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,880
i guess i saw
1354
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,460
what was
1355
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,500
bad for me
1356
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,440
the mirror
1357
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,260
fixes itself
1358
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,680
and it's just
1359
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,260
a normal mirror
1360
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:30,600
now
1361
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,360
do i still
1362
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:32,800
look okay
1363
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,120
in it
1364
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,960
are you gonna
1365
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,440
look in it
1366
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:35,740
again
1367
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,320
yeah
1368
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,420
it breaks
1369
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,500
fuck
1370
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:38,980
again
1371
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,020
yes
1372
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:41,140
now what
1373
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:41,360
do you
1374
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:41,800
shard have
1375
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,160
now
1376
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,480
same things
1377
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,400
oh god
1378
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,380
cool crying
1379
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:46,920
in the corner
1380
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,100
this mirrors
1381
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,020
except for
1382
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:49,900
now it's like
1383
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900
a sad
1384
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:51,900
crying that
1385
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:52,860
you you
1386
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,340
think is
1387
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:53,780
cool but
1388
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:54,660
it's it's
1389
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,160
not
1390
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,220
what
1391
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,180
it's just
1392
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,180
not cool
1393
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:02,000
i don't
1394
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,400
follow
1395
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,000
this game
1396
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,700
got dark
1397
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,040
it has
1398
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,180
we've gone
1399
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:07,740
some twists
1400
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:08,220
and turns
1401
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:08,620
in this
1402
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,000
bathroom
1403
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,720
how do i
1404
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,320
leave i'm
1405
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,980
leaving i'm
1406
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:11,280
getting out
1407
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,440
of the
1408
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:11,760
bathroom
1409
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,280
this
1410
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,860
bathroom
1411
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:13,180
is a
1412
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:13,460
one
1413
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,600
there's
1414
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:14,800
two
1415
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,200
doors
1416
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,000
there's
1417
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,180
two
1418
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:16,560
doors
1419
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,440
what
1420
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,060
what is it
1421
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:19,440
what's in the
1422
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:19,740
other one
1423
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:20,560
fucking towels
1424
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,020
you came out
1425
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,800
or you came
1426
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,200
into it
1427
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:23,600
in this
1428
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:23,880
door
1429
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,680
the top
1430
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,000
door
1431
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,260
and then
1432
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:26,640
there's the
1433
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:26,900
bottom
1434
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:27,240
door
1435
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,140
i feel like a
1436
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:28,780
bathroom with
1437
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,200
two doors
1438
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,600
is asking
1439
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,200
for trouble
1440
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,620
didn't your
1441
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,160
grandpa's
1442
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,420
house
1443
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:32,820
have two
1444
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:33,160
doors
1445
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,560
and it
1446
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,060
was asking
1447
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:34,700
for trouble
1448
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:35,880
you know how
1449
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,440
many times we
1450
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,080
walked in there
1451
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,880
on him peeing
1452
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,080
too many
1453
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,800
he couldn't
1454
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,200
i thought he only
1455
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,740
peed in the
1456
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:44,600
crossroads of a
1457
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,000
highway
1458
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,220
i thought that
1459
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:46,640
was like what
1460
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,020
he did
1461
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:47,680
no
1462
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,580
no
1463
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,760
like how
1464
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,840
he peed
1465
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,260
everywhere
1466
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,760
because the
1467
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,440
world was his
1468
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,160
oyster that's
1469
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,420
why
1470
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,000
yeah
1471
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,640
it was
1472
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:56,980
definitely
1473
00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:57,600
his toilet
1474
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,320
rip
1475
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,300
uh
1476
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,340
so are you
1477
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:03,580
going
1478
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:04,180
you're going
1479
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:04,480
all the way
1480
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:04,800
through
1481
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,060
yeah i'm
1482
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:06,620
leaving i
1483
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,000
don't like
1484
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,480
this mirror
1485
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,000
i don't want
1486
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,340
to see you
1487
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:08,620
go to the
1488
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,280
bathroom i'm
1489
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:09,760
out of here
1490
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,880
all right
1491
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,820
um i'll
1492
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,340
follow you
1493
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:15,620
you're going
1494
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:15,920
through the
1495
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,240
new door
1496
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,540
a new
1497
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:16,800
door
1498
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,740
the new
1499
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:17,920
door
1500
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,520
the nude
1501
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,020
door
1502
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:21,180
which one
1503
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:21,500
is the
1504
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:21,700
nude
1505
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:21,960
door
1506
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,860
the bottom
1507
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,140
one
1508
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:23,740
the bottom
1509
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:24,300
one
1510
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,100
all right
1511
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:33,480
oh fancy
1512
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,540
library
1513
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,160
oh
1514
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:35,660
now
1515
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:36,420
now we're
1516
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,020
in nerd
1517
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,480
room
1518
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,400
now we're
1519
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:38,840
in my
1520
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,340
now we're
1521
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,760
in my
1522
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,240
uh
1523
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,640
have we been
1524
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,240
here before
1525
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,520
no
1526
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,600
inside this
1527
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,100
room you see
1528
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:46,620
a genius
1529
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:46,980
ever
1530
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:48,540
sure he's a
1531
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:49,260
stinky bug
1532
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,160
bear but
1533
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,540
he's a
1534
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,300
god damn
1535
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,000
genius
1536
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,260
he has two
1537
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,040
pathetic snot
1538
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:54,760
nose goblins
1539
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,120
with him
1540
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,380
multiple tables
1541
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:56,920
are stacked
1542
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,360
with shit
1543
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,160
that your
1544
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,840
primitive brains
1545
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,580
couldn't dream
1546
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,320
of comprehended
1547
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,380
we're talking
1548
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,280
piles of notes
1549
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:02,760
with magic
1550
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,720
symbols the
1551
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,360
beautiful mind
1552
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,160
you're seeing
1553
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,860
here also the
1554
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,580
bug bears got
1555
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,560
two two
1556
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:08,980
butts
1557
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:11,760
yeah we get
1558
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,260
it i'm
1559
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:12,720
missing a
1560
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,200
butt cheek
1561
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:13,840
i don't know
1562
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,580
why yeah
1563
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,220
it's weird
1564
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:17,300
just don't
1565
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:17,940
stare at it
1566
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:18,380
he's kind
1567
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:18,820
of sensitive
1568
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:19,940
oh you
1569
00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,320
mean two
1570
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:20,940
butts
1571
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,040
he has two
1572
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,540
butts
1573
00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:23,760
so not two
1574
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,400
butt cheeks
1575
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,220
he's got four
1576
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:25,800
butt cheeks
1577
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,420
he's got four
1578
00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:27,020
butt cheeks
1579
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:27,340
yes
1580
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,040
how many
1581
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,660
buttholes
1582
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,340
two
1583
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,000
oh
1584
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,160
oh
1585
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,540
the bugbear
1586
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,700
the bugbear
1587
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:38,840
the bugbear is the
1588
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,140
genius
1589
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:39,980
yes
1590
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:40,620
and then the
1591
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:40,980
other two are
1592
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:41,380
goblins
1593
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,580
yeah
1594
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,500
okay
1595
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,080
hello
1596
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,960
mr
1597
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,500
bear
1598
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,360
i am
1599
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,200
i am
1600
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,320
a wizard
1601
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,880
and this is my
1602
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,380
friend summer
1603
00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,100
okay
1604
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:54,520
don't tell him
1605
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:54,900
my name
1606
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,400
i don't want
1607
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:55,980
anyone to know
1608
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:56,460
my name
1609
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,800
i did not ask
1610
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,360
your name
1611
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,760
i don't want you
1612
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,460
to know my name
1613
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:01,300
well i'm
1614
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:01,900
tommy two
1615
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:02,260
butts
1616
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,960
hello tommy two
1617
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,200
butts
1618
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,120
i enjoy that
1619
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,480
name
1620
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,160
i thought
1621
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,420
you were
1622
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:07,640
self
1623
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,660
well i thought
1624
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:08,820
you were
1625
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:09,320
self-conscious
1626
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,000
about that
1627
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,940
no
1628
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,040
you know
1629
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,400
i'm just
1630
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,260
it's just
1631
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:14,800
my name
1632
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,480
i'm summer
1633
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,120
half butt
1634
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,380
i see
1635
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,560
together we
1636
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:20,960
would still
1637
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,300
have too
1638
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:21,680
many butt
1639
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:21,980
cheeks
1640
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:22,880
you're right
1641
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,460
can i have
1642
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:23,960
a little bit
1643
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,060
never mind
1644
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:25,820
does not
1645
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:26,220
work that
1646
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:26,480
way
1647
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,020
i just
1648
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:29,500
want mine
1649
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:29,820
back
1650
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:32,420
now i am
1651
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:32,900
busy if you
1652
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,560
can tell me
1653
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:33,840
what you
1654
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,220
want
1655
00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:36,900
uh
1656
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,780
to be
1657
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:38,320
honest we're
1658
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:38,860
just looking
1659
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,260
for some
1660
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:39,540
booty
1661
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,120
figuratively
1662
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,760
and literally
1663
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,700
um
1664
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,160
yeah my
1665
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,660
friend here
1666
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,100
is missing
1667
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:43,800
half a butt
1668
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,320
would you
1669
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,080
have one
1670
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,700
to spare
1671
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,280
wait
1672
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,080
wait
1673
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,560
did you
1674
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:48,940
lose it
1675
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:49,140
in the
1676
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,320
butt
1677
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,580
trap
1678
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:50,760
uh
1679
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,620
is that
1680
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:51,980
what that
1681
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,320
was
1682
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:52,840
i thought
1683
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,160
they were
1684
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:53,420
tits
1685
00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:54,660
no
1686
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,580
they were
1687
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,160
that was
1688
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:56,660
butts
1689
00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:57,680
that was
1690
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,300
a giant
1691
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,040
stone
1692
00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,540
butt
1693
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,680
that
1694
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,700
apparently
1695
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:02,300
stole your
1696
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:02,540
butt
1697
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:03,260
half of
1698
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:03,360
your
1699
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:03,740
half of
1700
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:03,960
it
1701
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,900
i still
1702
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,180
got
1703
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,480
a bit
1704
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:06,880
a bit
1705
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,740
i've got
1706
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,120
you
1707
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,380
more
1708
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:08,760
one
1709
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,500
really
1710
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,080
sad
1711
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,940
looking
1712
00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:11,880
cheek
1713
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,680
figuratively
1714
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,580
but it
1715
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,060
looks
1716
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:14,580
great
1717
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:15,240
quite
1718
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,660
literally
1719
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,160
it's
1720
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,460
sad
1721
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:16,800
looking
1722
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,380
i've
1723
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:17,820
got more
1724
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,320
and a half
1725
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,700
it's
1726
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:21,140
depressed
1727
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:21,920
my young
1728
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,100
apprentice
1729
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,800
over here
1730
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
and it
1731
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,140
points to
1732
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:26,360
one of
1733
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:26,460
the
1734
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:26,860
goblins
1735
00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:27,420
and he's
1736
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,100
he's
1737
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:28,320
cool
1738
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,180
he's
1739
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:29,420
cool
1740
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:29,860
crying
1741
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,440
you
1742
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:30,440
you
1743
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:30,600
know
1744
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,780
i
1745
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,340
have
1746
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:32,620
been
1747
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,040
being
1748
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,340
so
1749
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:33,720
polite
1750
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,000
not
1751
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,300
pointing
1752
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:34,500
out
1753
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:34,660
your
1754
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:34,880
two
1755
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,220
butts
1756
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:35,920
and
1757
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,340
you've
1758
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:36,500
done
1759
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,780
nothing
1760
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:37,260
but point
1761
00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:37,500
out
1762
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:37,760
my
1763
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,340
deformities
1764
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:38,920
i find it
1765
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,520
quite rude
1766
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,420
it's a little
1767
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:41,680
rude
1768
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,740
it's a little
1769
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:44,700
anti-ableist
1770
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:45,540
yeah
1771
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:46,740
or is it
1772
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:47,180
ableist
1773
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:47,440
i don't
1774
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,740
remember
1775
00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:48,000
what
1776
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,920
is it
1777
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,780
anti-ableist
1778
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,480
i mean if
1779
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:50,780
you want to
1780
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,320
be able
1781
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,040
or is it
1782
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:52,540
you're
1783
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:53,020
unable
1784
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:53,320
what
1785
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:53,660
i'm
1786
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:54,080
honestly
1787
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:54,500
dad
1788
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,760
i just
1789
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:55,980
look
1790
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,760
i'm just
1791
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,500
so embarrassed
1792
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,820
dad
1793
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,140
just
1794
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:00,600
honey
1795
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,780
we have
1796
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,060
to be
1797
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:02,480
concerned
1798
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:02,760
about
1799
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,220
people's
1800
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:03,520
feelings
1801
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:03,960
on this
1802
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,380
we live
1803
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:04,620
in a
1804
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:04,800
very
1805
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,200
modern
1806
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,480
world
1807
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:05,700
and i
1808
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,000
refuse
1809
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,320
to be
1810
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:06,580
known
1811
00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:06,760
as
1812
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,540
politically
1813
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:08,160
incorrect
1814
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,580
oh
1815
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:10,800
i am
1816
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,240
working on
1817
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,520
something
1818
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,820
very
1819
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:12,600
important
1820
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,420
to get
1821
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:13,960
butts
1822
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,460
back
1823
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:14,960
now
1824
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,220
mr
1825
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:15,420
two
1826
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:15,640
butts
1827
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,300
what are
1828
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:16,440
your
1829
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:16,720
preferred
1830
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,220
pronouns
1831
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,520
oh
1832
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,140
you can
1833
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,620
call me
1834
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,180
mr
1835
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:22,460
two
1836
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:22,680
but
1837
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,060
don't
1838
00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:23,580
respond
1839
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:23,960
to him
1840
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,320
just
1841
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,860
ignore
1842
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:25,280
him
1843
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:25,740
i am
1844
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,120
tell me
1845
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,300
two
1846
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:26,560
butts
1847
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,820
and you
1848
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,020
just
1849
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:27,720
ignore
1850
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,240
him
1851
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,660
oh
1852
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,740
now if
1853
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,320
you please
1854
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,720
leave
1855
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,100
i am
1856
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:34,540
trying to
1857
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:34,840
find a
1858
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,100
way
1859
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,520
to get
1860
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:36,800
other
1861
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,100
people
1862
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:37,280
their
1863
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,540
butts
1864
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:37,800
back
1865
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,620
uh
1866
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,280
how about
1867
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:39,720
me
1868
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,460
i just
1869
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:40,920
cannot
1870
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,320
figure
1871
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,500
it
1872
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:41,760
out
1873
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,640
can
1874
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:42,820
i
1875
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,160
help
1876
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,220
do
1877
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:45,340
you
1878
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:45,500
need
1879
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:45,620
a
1880
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:45,820
human
1881
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:46,480
sacrifice
1882
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,920
if
1883
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,100
you
1884
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:48,440
want
1885
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,720
to
1886
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,160
help
1887
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,360
then
1888
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,460
you
1889
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:49,600
can
1890
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:49,800
take
1891
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:49,900
a
1892
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,040
look
1893
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,120
at
1894
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,260
my
1895
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:50,600
notes
1896
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,280
and he
1897
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:51,540
points
1898
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:51,920
randomly
1899
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,100
at
1900
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:52,220
one
1901
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:52,320
of
1902
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:52,420
the
1903
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:52,740
tables
1904
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,780
uh
1905
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,300
okay
1906
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,820
and
1907
00:33:57,820 --> 00:33:58,600
i look
1908
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:58,840
at the
1909
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,200
table
1910
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,520
uh
1911
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:00,840
it's
1912
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,300
just
1913
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,080
i'm
1914
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,300
assuming
1915
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:02,580
he's
1916
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:02,920
he's
1917
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,160
kind
1918
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:03,220
of
1919
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:03,340
like
1920
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:03,460
a
1921
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:03,660
mad
1922
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,020
scientist
1923
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:04,300
so
1924
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:04,420
he's
1925
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:04,560
got
1926
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:04,800
like
1927
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,040
a
1928
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:05,420
bunch
1929
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:05,520
of
1930
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:05,920
unordered
1931
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,620
papers
1932
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:06,920
on
1933
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,040
his
1934
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,340
desk
1935
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,120
yes
1936
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,480
and i
1937
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:08,680
start
1938
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,100
shuffling
1939
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:09,520
through
1940
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,480
um
1941
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,680
trying to
1942
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,020
make heads
1943
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,380
or tails
1944
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:12,680
of any
1945
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:12,920
of the
1946
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,240
notes
1947
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,340
yeah
1948
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,140
is it
1949
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:17,720
how is it
1950
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,040
going
1951
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,620
um
1952
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:18,800
so
1953
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,260
on the
1954
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:19,700
table
1955
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:20,440
sit a
1956
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:20,820
bunch of
1957
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,760
incomprehensible
1958
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,120
named
1959
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,640
parts
1960
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,280
and a
1961
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:23,760
long metal
1962
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,140
tube
1963
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:24,480
etched
1964
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,040
with magic
1965
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,580
symbols
1966
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,000
ah
1967
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,440
symbol
1968
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,800
tube
1969
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,740
i remember
1970
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,140
these
1971
00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:30,520
from
1972
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,300
my
1973
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,320
college
1974
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:32,900
days
1975
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:36,300
what's
1976
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:36,680
it say
1977
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,680
roll a
1978
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:37,960
history
1979
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,360
check
1980
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,440
uh
1981
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,800
history
1982
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,880
oh i
1983
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,240
have good
1984
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:46,760
history i
1985
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,040
think
1986
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,300
yeah buddy
1987
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,460
16
1988
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:52,520
16
1989
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,680
you do
1990
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,100
in fact
1991
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:54,500
remember
1992
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,160
seeing one
1993
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:55,460
of these
1994
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:55,940
tubes
1995
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,800
in your
1996
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,660
college
1997
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,020
visit
1998
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:00,620
days
1999
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,140
right
2000
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:01,500
yep
2001
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:01,780
when i
2002
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,180
was kissing
2003
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:02,700
ladies
2004
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,660
and you
2005
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:05,020
remember
2006
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:05,720
what
2007
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,240
some kind
2008
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:06,400
of
2009
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,060
don't listen
2010
00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:07,360
dad
2011
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,540
kind of
2012
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,340
foul liquid
2013
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:09,860
being poured
2014
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,280
down it
2015
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:10,620
into your
2016
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:10,920
throat
2017
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,620
oh it's
2018
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:13,080
one of
2019
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,880
these
2020
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,880
it's
2021
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,100
yes
2022
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:15,640
i think
2023
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,020
you used
2024
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:16,240
it as
2025
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:16,540
a beer
2026
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:16,880
bond
2027
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,720
oh
2028
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720
yep
2029
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,240
i remember
2030
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:19,660
this
2031
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,580
uh
2032
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:20,820
yeah
2033
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:21,300
it was
2034
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:21,740
for
2035
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,980
drinking
2036
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:24,760
water
2037
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,780
right
2038
00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:27,220
that
2039
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:27,700
fast
2040
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,420
i know
2041
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:28,620
what a
2042
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:28,820
beer
2043
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:29,100
bong
2044
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,320
i'm not
2045
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:31,740
completely
2046
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:32,400
stupid
2047
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,120
well
2048
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,540
now you
2049
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:36,940
tell me
2050
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,360
who got
2051
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,660
you that
2052
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:38,160
alcohol
2053
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,540
no maybe
2054
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:40,780
you did
2055
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:41,360
back in
2056
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,860
your day
2057
00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:42,320
but in
2058
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:42,820
my day
2059
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:43,740
kids just
2060
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,000
vaped and
2061
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,620
drank water
2062
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,420
well
2063
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:48,520
kids these
2064
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,820
days
2065
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,020
they don't
2066
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:51,300
know how to
2067
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:51,620
have a good
2068
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,000
time
2069
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,280
i'll have
2070
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:54,720
to show you
2071
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:54,940
how to
2072
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:55,300
use this
2073
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:55,500
honey
2074
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:55,780
it's
2075
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:55,980
called
2076
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:56,280
a
2077
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,000
beer
2078
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,840
bong
2079
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,380
that
2080
00:35:58,380 --> 00:35:58,780
is
2081
00:35:58,780 --> 00:35:58,980
the
2082
00:35:58,980 --> 00:35:59,300
last
2083
00:35:59,300 --> 00:35:59,500
thing
2084
00:35:59,500 --> 00:35:59,860
i want
2085
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,180
dad
2086
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,100
tell me
2087
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:01,320
two
2088
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,540
but
2089
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:01,820
says
2090
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:01,960
that
2091
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,100
is
2092
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:02,420
not
2093
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:02,660
a
2094
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:02,880
beer
2095
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,240
bond
2096
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:03,740
and
2097
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:04,060
anyone
2098
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:04,320
who
2099
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,480
has
2100
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,700
used
2101
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:04,820
it
2102
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:04,960
as
2103
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,260
such
2104
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:05,820
is
2105
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:05,980
an
2106
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:06,260
idiot
2107
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:09,120
all right
2108
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:09,480
well
2109
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,240
he doesn't
2110
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,580
know
2111
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:11,740
he's
2112
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,160
awfully
2113
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,600
judgy
2114
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:12,980
for a
2115
00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:13,140
man
2116
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,300
with
2117
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:13,480
two
2118
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:13,760
butts
2119
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,500
he
2120
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:14,820
doesn't
2121
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:15,000
know
2122
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,100
what
2123
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:15,220
he
2124
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:15,640
has
2125
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,040
he
2126
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,360
thinks
2127
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:16,560
it's
2128
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:16,720
what
2129
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:16,860
it
2130
00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:17,080
is
2131
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,300
but
2132
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:17,820
says
2133
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,020
a
2134
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,480
child
2135
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:18,780
with
2136
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:19,240
one
2137
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:19,700
half
2138
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:19,820
a
2139
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,460
butt
2140
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,320
i
2141
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:21,600
didn't
2142
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:21,920
say
2143
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,240
that
2144
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:27,020
all
2145
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,280
right
2146
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,240
so
2147
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,060
uh
2148
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:29,380
this
2149
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:29,500
is
2150
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:29,740
definitely
2151
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:29,880
a
2152
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,000
beer
2153
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,320
bong
2154
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:30,980
and
2155
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:31,800
what
2156
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,120
do
2157
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,440
what
2158
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:32,980
do
2159
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:33,300
we
2160
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:33,680
do
2161
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,340
now
2162
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:35,640
uh
2163
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,160
when
2164
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,220
you
2165
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:37,460
take
2166
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:37,640
all
2167
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:37,820
the
2168
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:38,160
other
2169
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,940
notes
2170
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:39,100
and
2171
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:39,260
look
2172
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:39,380
at
2173
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:39,680
them
2174
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,580
will
2175
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,560
both
2176
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:42,720
of
2177
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:42,920
you
2178
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,260
do
2179
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:43,860
an
2180
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:44,700
intelligence
2181
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,200
check
2182
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:54,840
um
2183
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,080
so
2184
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,260
under
2185
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:56,800
checks
2186
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,420
yeah
2187
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:00,620
all right
2188
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,040
oh
2189
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,260
yeah
2190
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,120
bitchin
2191
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,760
so
2192
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,100
so
2193
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:05,660
stupid
2194
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:08,420
um
2195
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,460
so
2196
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,820
read
2197
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:12,200
this
2198
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,360
uh
2199
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,240
jerry
2200
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,420
is the
2201
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:16,660
one that
2202
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:16,800
can
2203
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,180
actually
2204
00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,460
figure
2205
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:18,740
this
2206
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,080
out
2207
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,380
it's
2208
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:20,640
yeah
2209
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,140
the
2210
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:21,400
first
2211
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:21,660
one is
2212
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:21,860
called
2213
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:22,160
the
2214
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,860
flabulator
2215
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:23,900
one of
2216
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,080
those
2217
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,040
incomprehensibly
2218
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:25,360
named
2219
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,820
parts
2220
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:26,440
must be
2221
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,740
connected
2222
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,580
to the
2223
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,160
chrono
2224
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,400
mitten
2225
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,100
this requires
2226
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:31,900
the flabulator
2227
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,400
to be the
2228
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:32,980
target of a
2229
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:33,400
spell that
2230
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:33,940
causes the
2231
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,740
creature to
2232
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,140
regain
2233
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,340
hit points
2234
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,980
what
2235
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:40,500
ah
2236
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,800
this is a
2237
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,540
the flabulator
2238
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,220
it's
2239
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:44,620
something to do
2240
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:44,920
with hit
2241
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,300
points
2242
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,140
it's not a
2243
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,160
deflabulator
2244
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:47,620
it's a
2245
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,320
flabulator
2246
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,160
it's a
2247
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:49,800
flabulator
2248
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,920
it's a
2249
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,720
reflabulator
2250
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,700
a flubulator
2251
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,760
it's just a
2252
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,520
flabulator
2253
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,300
it's a
2254
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:56,760
flubber
2255
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,920
okay
2256
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,120
um
2257
00:37:59,120 --> 00:37:59,480
who's
2258
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,200
so
2259
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,120
jerry do you
2260
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,500
have it
2261
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:02,860
are you
2262
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:03,380
keeping it
2263
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,320
yeah i'm
2264
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:04,940
keeping this
2265
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,820
all right
2266
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,280
i slowly
2267
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,340
pocket it
2268
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,760
i'm just
2269
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,000
kidding
2270
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,260
i'm just
2271
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:10,480
kidding
2272
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,720
i'm just
2273
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:10,860
kidding
2274
00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,340
calm down
2275
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:14,240
i just
2276
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,080
wanted to
2277
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,520
take up a
2278
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,000
closer look
2279
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,620
at it
2280
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,860
yes
2281
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,140
it's a
2282
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:20,940
deflabulator
2283
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,080
do you need
2284
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,520
me to read
2285
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,000
that again
2286
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,800
yes
2287
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,340
the flabulator
2288
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,160
one of those
2289
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,060
incomprehensibly
2290
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:28,900
named parts
2291
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,900
must be
2292
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:30,460
connected to
2293
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,220
the chronometer
2294
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,080
this requires
2295
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:35,140
this requires
2296
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:37,220
the flabulator
2297
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:37,900
to be the
2298
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,620
target of a
2299
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,600
spell that
2300
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,260
causes a
2301
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:40,860
creature to
2302
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:41,780
regain hit
2303
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,260
points
2304
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:44,820
i think
2305
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,420
what and
2306
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,060
who is saying
2307
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:46,480
this
2308
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,980
dead is what
2309
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,220
jerry read in
2310
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:49,740
the notes
2311
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,980
okay
2312
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,280
i don't have
2313
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:52,820
that kind of
2314
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:53,500
hit points
2315
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:53,820
though
2316
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:54,440
you don't have
2317
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,820
anything that
2318
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:55,360
gains hit
2319
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,040
points
2320
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,060
you don't have
2321
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:58,520
like a healing
2322
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:58,980
thing
2323
00:38:58,980 --> 00:38:59,680
you don't
2324
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,160
have a cure
2325
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:00,920
wounds
2326
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,460
no
2327
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,500
i don't think
2328
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:03,880
so
2329
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,100
i have
2330
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:05,960
in my spell
2331
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,380
book i have
2332
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:06,980
burning hands
2333
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:07,860
detect magic
2334
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:08,580
mage armor
2335
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,600
magic missile
2336
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,420
and sleep
2337
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,860
sleep does that
2338
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,180
gain
2339
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,940
it does not
2340
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,680
as far as
2341
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,300
that uh
2342
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:16,840
all i do
2343
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,120
is i can
2344
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,880
regain magical
2345
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,300
energy by
2346
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,740
studying my
2347
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:20,260
spell book
2348
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:20,720
but that's
2349
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,040
all right
2350
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,300
it just has
2351
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,880
to regain
2352
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,500
hit points
2353
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,000
in some
2354
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,320
way
2355
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,120
doesn't have
2356
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,920
to be targeted
2357
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,700
by a spell
2358
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,320
oh so i
2359
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,800
did you change
2360
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,500
what what it
2361
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:31,820
was
2362
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,440
me
2363
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,080
yeah
2364
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,800
no
2365
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,740
oh
2366
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,960
then we
2367
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,720
you have
2368
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,260
some kind
2369
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:38,500
of
2370
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,520
oh no
2371
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,040
did we use
2372
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,380
it all
2373
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:44,140
the serum
2374
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,640
for gaining
2375
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,020
health
2376
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,580
oh i got
2377
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:48,120
plus healing
2378
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,520
potion
2379
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,380
yeah
2380
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:49,740
something
2381
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:49,980
you
2382
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:50,800
you caught
2383
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,180
one out of
2384
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:51,880
the out of
2385
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,240
the flame
2386
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,620
skulls
2387
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,080
dead buddy
2388
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,560
andy
2389
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,000
wow
2390
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,520
all right
2391
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,320
and then we
2392
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,600
need the
2393
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,360
continuator
2394
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,260
here you
2395
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:00,540
go
2396
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:03,660
good job
2397
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,420
is what
2398
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,340
there is a
2399
00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:06,160
continuator on
2400
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:06,980
the on the
2401
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,280
desk
2402
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,520
no
2403
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:08,880
no
2404
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,100
no it
2405
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:10,440
has to be
2406
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,000
connected to
2407
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,020
the chronomiton
2408
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:12,720
yeah that's
2409
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,140
what i said
2410
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:14,660
okay
2411
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,000
so
2412
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,680
he handed
2413
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,340
it to
2414
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,080
me
2415
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,320
okay
2416
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,060
i connect
2417
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:21,360
it
2418
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,240
sure
2419
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,280
all right
2420
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,020
and then i'm
2421
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:24,360
just gonna
2422
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,340
dump some
2423
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:25,960
healing potion
2424
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,400
on it
2425
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,600
okay that
2426
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,240
joins the
2427
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:28,920
two together
2428
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,800
nice
2429
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,420
all right
2430
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,200
the gleep
2431
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,940
freebie
2432
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,520
freebie
2433
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,020
mechanism
2434
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,720
must be
2435
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,300
calibrated
2436
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:35,960
by targeting
2437
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,540
it with a
2438
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,240
fire based
2439
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:37,760
spell
2440
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,860
uh-oh
2441
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,040
who around
2442
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,800
here has a
2443
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,480
fire based
2444
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,040
spell
2445
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,760
i don't think
2446
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,180
i do in
2447
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:46,560
this one
2448
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,280
oh you
2449
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,040
don't
2450
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,560
i thought you
2451
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:48,900
said you
2452
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,800
had fireball
2453
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,600
it's a
2454
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,020
cantrip
2455
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,100
i think i
2456
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,760
have frost
2457
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,260
i think
2458
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:54,820
yeah he has
2459
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:55,300
ray of
2460
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:55,780
frost
2461
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,540
oh
2462
00:40:56,540 --> 00:41:01,280
oh burning
2463
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:01,920
hands
2464
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,700
burning hands
2465
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,720
is i thought
2466
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,080
that was
2467
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:04,480
that i
2468
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,040
thought that
2469
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,340
i thought
2470
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:05,640
that was
2471
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,120
just something
2472
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:06,620
else i
2473
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:06,860
thought we
2474
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:07,400
decided that
2475
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:07,600
i thought
2476
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,020
that was a
2477
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:08,800
sex move
2478
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,440
burning hands
2479
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:12,900
was burning
2480
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,580
hands again i
2481
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,100
thought i don't
2482
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:14,540
think that was
2483
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,180
fireball
2484
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,600
it's not that
2485
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,960
player ball but
2486
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,920
does it say
2487
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,360
here what
2488
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,480
spells
2489
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,340
a thin sheet
2490
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,140
of flames
2491
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,080
maybe it is a
2492
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,580
fireball
2493
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:43,720
okay i guess it's a
2494
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,860
thin sheet of flames
2495
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:45,660
that shoots from my
2496
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,760
outstretched fingertips
2497
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,580
that's kind of a
2498
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:48,000
fireball
2499
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,980
that's a fireball
2500
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,380
well i mean it's
2501
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,320
not a fireball
2502
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,120
fireball is a
2503
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,760
fireball it just
2504
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,480
has to be touched
2505
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,120
by fire
2506
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,960
all right i
2507
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,500
touch it with my
2508
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,800
pain to be
2509
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,860
calibrated by
2510
00:41:58,860 --> 00:41:59,820
targeting it with
2511
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:00,720
a fire based
2512
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,840
spell such as
2513
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,900
the firebolt
2514
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,600
i don't have a
2515
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,180
firebolt i have
2516
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,240
fire hands such
2517
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,760
as firebolt it
2518
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,600
just has to be
2519
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,980
targeted by a
2520
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:13,420
fire based spell
2521
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,980
does fire hands
2522
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,340
work yes
2523
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,480
burning hands
2524
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,120
burning hands
2525
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,620
works
2526
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,140
yeah burning
2527
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:21,540
man
2528
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,540
all right
2529
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,480
bye i
2530
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,040
lose a spell
2531
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,860
slot for that
2532
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,100
for what okay
2533
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,660
because it wasn't
2534
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,220
a cantrip
2535
00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:31,800
oh he's right
2536
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,220
you know
2537
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,900
he's right
2538
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,320
he's right
2539
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,260
oh he's right
2540
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:39,280
the jock
2541
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280
dracal spring
2542
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,460
tube needs to be
2543
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,520
carefully primed
2544
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,560
by being targeted
2545
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,520
by any range
2546
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,840
spell attack
2547
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,260
or the magic
2548
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,080
missile spell
2549
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,900
so jerry is
2550
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,640
saying all this
2551
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,340
he's reading it
2552
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,200
off of the notes
2553
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,000
okay
2554
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,900
did i have to do
2555
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,660
my magic missile
2556
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,480
yes
2557
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,000
fuck all right
2558
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,280
magic
2559
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,380
or spell attack
2560
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,500
or so i can just
2561
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,220
do ray of magic
2562
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:03,740
or does it
2563
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,960
you can do ray of
2564
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,660
frost yes
2565
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:06,260
all right i'll do
2566
00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:07,020
ray of frost my
2567
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:07,580
cantrip
2568
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,260
okay that i will
2569
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:09,900
accept that
2570
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,420
or what about
2571
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:11,960
mage hand
2572
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,160
that is not a
2573
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,900
spell attack
2574
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,060
could be
2575
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:16,680
got you there
2576
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,360
it's not
2577
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,220
maybe i don't
2578
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:19,480
remember what
2579
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:19,940
that is
2580
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,460
okay so once
2581
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,220
once you do
2582
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,180
all of those
2583
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:25,120
excruciatingly
2584
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,560
long longer than
2585
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,020
i thought
2586
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,200
would take
2587
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,380
tasks
2588
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:32,820
this weapon
2589
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:33,860
forms together
2590
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:34,540
just magically
2591
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,460
comes together
2592
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,220
and tommy two
2593
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:37,740
butts comes
2594
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:38,180
running over
2595
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:38,580
and goes oh
2596
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,020
my god you
2597
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:39,500
did it
2598
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,640
you actually
2599
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,240
were able
2600
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,720
to assemble
2601
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,340
the churd
2602
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:43,800
cannon
2603
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,740
oh
2604
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:47,620
i thought it
2605
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:47,820
was gonna be
2606
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:48,220
the butt
2607
00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:48,620
you later
2608
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:49,260
or something
2609
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:52,300
no it's the
2610
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:52,880
churd cannon
2611
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,920
great
2612
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,280
churd it
2613
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,340
good job
2614
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,820
that's exactly
2615
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:00,200
what we need
2616
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:00,520
is more
2617
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:00,800
churds
2618
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,580
poodles of
2619
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:03,800
churds
2620
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,660
all right
2621
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:09,420
and he gets
2622
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:10,080
so excited
2623
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,880
that he offers
2624
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,780
to come
2625
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:12,360
with you
2626
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,680
to
2627
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,660
destroy the
2628
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,860
the butt
2629
00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:18,240
trap
2630
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,840
from the
2631
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,480
former room
2632
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,540
is my butt
2633
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:23,300
like within
2634
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:23,740
the butt
2635
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:24,380
trap now
2636
00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,340
yes
2637
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,840
oh okay
2638
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,340
your butt
2639
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:27,740
was taken
2640
00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:28,240
by the butt
2641
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:28,520
trap
2642
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,320
yeah but
2643
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,240
my butt
2644
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:30,720
is at some
2645
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,300
kind of butt
2646
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:31,760
party
2647
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,540
not the fun
2648
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:33,840
kind
2649
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,000
i bet you
2650
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,480
that that
2651
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:35,840
but your
2652
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,300
butt's not
2653
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:36,840
having a good
2654
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,280
time at that
2655
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:37,900
party i mean
2656
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:38,520
she it's only
2657
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,200
half a butt
2658
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,360
and is the
2659
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:40,820
butt party
2660
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,480
in the
2661
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:41,760
stone
2662
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,020
butt
2663
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,200
i bet you
2664
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:43,540
the butt
2665
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:44,060
party is
2666
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:44,360
like a
2667
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:44,920
hell hole
2668
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,260
is that a
2669
00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:48,100
pun i can't
2670
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:48,720
tell anymore
2671
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,300
it's not
2672
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,520
but i bet you
2673
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:51,780
the butt
2674
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,500
party stinks
2675
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,380
that's i'm
2676
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,060
i'm gonna go
2677
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:54,500
make another
2678
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:54,940
drink
2679
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,460
what is it
2680
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:56,920
break time
2681
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,280
already
2682
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,240
is it
2683
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:58,760
is this a
2684
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,180
character
2685
00:44:59,180 --> 00:44:59,680
or is this
2686
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,940
a
2687
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:00,960
no this is
2688
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,620
this is
2689
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:02,240
andrew
2690
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:02,980
korea
2691
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:03,980
you're
2692
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:04,200
really
2693
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,960
yes
2694
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,860
i thought it
2695
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,160
was short
2696
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:07,920
for andiford
2697
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,340
i've been
2698
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:09,800
calling him
2699
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,160
crandle
2700
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,620
crap apple
2701
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:21,720
so should i
2702
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,200
make a drink
2703
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:22,640
or wait until
2704
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,060
annie comes
2705
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:23,500
back and
2706
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:23,800
then say
2707
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,120
i'm gonna go
2708
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,700
make a drink
2709
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:25,880
go make a
2710
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,440
drink i'm
2711
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:26,760
gonna make
2712
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,160
one right
2713
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,460
here
2714
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:30,960
zachariah
2715
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,400
harris
2716
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,780
yeah
2717
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:34,060
the hell is
2718
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:34,360
that
2719
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,260
i found it
2720
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:37,060
at a
2721
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,740
garage sale
2722
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,740
yeah
2723
00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:39,960
at a
2724
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,400
garage sale
2725
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:40,620
at a
2726
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,280
liquor store
2727
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,640
in
2728
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,220
lamont
2729
00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:44,120
oh god
2730
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:44,660
bless you
2731
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,880
yeah
2732
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,060
yeah
2733
00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,040
in a little
2734
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,600
bit
2735
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,040
a little bit
2736
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,920
are you gonna
2737
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,180
go get a
2738
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:54,520
drink or
2739
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:54,780
what
2740
00:45:54,780 --> 00:46:00,240
i guess
2741
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,200
if i have
2742
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,520
to
2743
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,700
i'm
2744
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:02,960
peer
2745
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,400
pressure
2746
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:03,900
you
2747
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:03,900
you
2748
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:33,880
Thank you.
2749
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:12,680
I'm trying to buy the house.
2750
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,600
Your house?
2751
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,300
Yeah.
2752
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,160
How's that going?
2753
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,400
I just started yesterday, but I think it's going pretty good.
2754
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,180
What do you got to do?
2755
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:29,440
Got to talk to the loan manager who will give me the loan.
2756
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:33,200
And since it's my grandma's house, it's a lot easier.
2757
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,880
We don't need two realtors involved.
2758
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,460
We don't need two lawyers.
2759
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,080
So it's relatively easy.
2760
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,980
That's good.
2761
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:41,400
But it's still kind of confusing.
2762
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:42,800
Oh, yeah.
2763
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,120
But I mean, I wouldn't know how to.
2764
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,880
I bought this place without Bridget helping me out.
2765
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,340
Shit with escrow and all that crap.
2766
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,120
Yeah.
2767
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,620
I don't even know what those words mean.
2768
00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:57,100
And basically, from my understanding, is that you make payments into this thing called an escrow account.
2769
00:47:57,660 --> 00:48:03,460
And then, you know, twice a year, then that's what they take the money out to pay for their stuff.
2770
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:06,960
They will put more money in depending on, like, their averages.
2771
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,560
So, like, sometimes I'll get a check in the mail, like, saying that.
2772
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:16,260
It hasn't happened yet, but sometimes you'll get a check saying you overpaid because they overestimated for the taxes and everything in the year.
2773
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,260
Oh, okay.
2774
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,220
Most of the time, it just ends up going up because, you know, taxes.
2775
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:21,960
Yeah.
2776
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,320
I mean, why not?
2777
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.
2778
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,260
But basically, that's how my understanding is, is that all your money that you make payments go to in that account.
2779
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:32,660
And then the bank uses that account to pay your mortgage.
2780
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,700
Oh, okay.
2781
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:36,820
You know, so, but, yeah, that's the long and skinny of it.
2782
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:39,240
Yeah, that's something I kind of talked to them about.
2783
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,280
Yeah, it's not too bad.
2784
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,080
It's just, you know.
2785
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:53,360
Since it's going from, you know, like, grandma to me, they have something called a gift of equity.
2786
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,440
Yeah.
2787
00:48:54,440 --> 00:49:03,940
So, if the house appraises at, let's say, $110, but I'm buying it for $90, the bank will give me a loan for $110,000.
2788
00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:06,400
I have $20,000 in equity.
2789
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,340
But I can use that equity to put towards a down payment.
2790
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:15,900
So, I don't have to do the PIM or the MIP or the PMI.
2791
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,420
Is that how much you think you're going to have to pay for it?
2792
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:21,340
Yeah.
2793
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,140
I don't think Dad's going to charge me over and not be for it.
2794
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,600
That's not a bad price.
2795
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,960
I paid $175,000 for this place, so.
2796
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,380
Yeah, but you have two bedrooms.
2797
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,260
Right.
2798
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,540
I don't, I just, no, I'm just saying that's not a bad price compared to me.
2799
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,240
I don't know what your house looks like at all.
2800
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,820
It's 640 square feet.
2801
00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:39,240
It's a very small place.
2802
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,360
Yeah, is it?
2803
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:40,920
How many bedrooms?
2804
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,860
One.
2805
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,700
One?
2806
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:43,420
Yeah.
2807
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,340
Yeah.
2808
00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:45,900
Still good enough for you, right?
2809
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,640
Yeah, it's fine for me, yeah.
2810
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:55,740
And then when I meet somebody and they, you know, eventually want to move in together, they can either come here or we can buy a house and rent this place out.
2811
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,840
That'd be nice.
2812
00:49:58,140 --> 00:49:59,020
To find someone?
2813
00:49:59,020 --> 00:49:59,980
Yeah, it would.
2814
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:02,420
No, to have a rent.
2815
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,600
Oh, yeah, that too, I guess.
2816
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,000
Oh, good, he didn't hear us.
2817
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,560
Oh, I don't think he could.
2818
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,720
Oh, no, he's going to listen to the podcast.
2819
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,020
He's going to know.
2820
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:14,380
I edit the podcast.
2821
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,720
Tiger doesn't listen to podcasts.
2822
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,960
He doesn't believe in them.
2823
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,580
He's too hoity-toity for podcasts.
2824
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:23,840
Yeah, he says they're too long.
2825
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,240
Too long and boring.
2826
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,640
That's why he listens to them at four times speed.
2827
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,180
Do you?
2828
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:34,240
I've gotten some of my shit up to two times speed, but that's as fast as I can go.
2829
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,400
I don't know if he actually does.
2830
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:45,060
He does for the podcast, and it does make sense because podcasts have a lot more breaks than me.
2831
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:48,580
Yeah, but I don't think he does it four times.
2832
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:50,460
I don't think he can.
2833
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:51,460
That's like...
2834
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,700
You can't follow him.
2835
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:52,980
What?
2836
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,460
All right, so...
2837
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:02,300
Tommy Two Butts here has offered to help you destroy the butt trap.
2838
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:06,320
And I've been guaranteed my butt is inside that butt.
2839
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,240
Yes.
2840
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:10,280
What is the reattachment procedure like?
2841
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,820
I'm asking Tommy Two Butts.
2842
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,280
It just happens.
2843
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,020
It's not painful?
2844
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:15,700
It's just...
2845
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:15,880
Yeah.
2846
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,300
Just like how it was taken is just how it would be put back on.
2847
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:24,100
This isn't some kind of monkey's paw thing where they're going to put my butt on backwards or something.
2848
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,100
I'm going to have to shit off the side of my ass.
2849
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,640
You don't make a wish when you destroy a trap.
2850
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,400
Okay.
2851
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,600
Well, my wish is to have my butt back.
2852
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,800
Well, I don't have a monkey's paw.
2853
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,040
All right, then.
2854
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,520
So what do you guys do?
2855
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,420
Well, let's go.
2856
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:41,720
I'm wrong.
2857
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,980
Which way are you going?
2858
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,860
Going back to the butt.
2859
00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,300
Okay.
2860
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,760
How are you getting there?
2861
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,200
Oh, you're going to make us walk all the way back?
2862
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:52,740
There's three doors in here.
2863
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:54,500
You can walk all the way back if you want to.
2864
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,420
Yeah, we're going to walk all the way back.
2865
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,760
You're going to walk back the way you came.
2866
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,840
I'm trying to think.
2867
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,540
What's going to bite us in the butt if we go back the same way?
2868
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,340
Do we run away from anything?
2869
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:08,440
Do we run away from anything?
2870
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,180
We don't have one of these random doors.
2871
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:10,100
No.
2872
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:12,560
We don't have any time to fool around.
2873
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,440
I got to get my butt back.
2874
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,620
All my strength and confidence is in my butt.
2875
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:17,500
Is it, though?
2876
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,920
Honey, you're beautiful on the inside.
2877
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,160
That doesn't count for anything.
2878
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,480
You know what's beautiful on the outside?
2879
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,200
Mother Teresa, and she died an old hag.
2880
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,880
I don't know.
2881
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,080
There's been a lot of things that have come to light recently,
2882
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,480
if you believe in that kind of thing.
2883
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,460
So she wasn't even beautiful on the inside.
2884
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:35,140
My God.
2885
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:37,180
No, she was actually a very bad person.
2886
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,020
Really?
2887
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:38,120
Really?
2888
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,940
Yes.
2889
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,580
What did she do again?
2890
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:42,100
There's a bunch of stuff.
2891
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:43,340
Let's not get into it now.
2892
00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:46,060
I only have 30 minutes.
2893
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:47,400
Is it rape?
2894
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,180
Don't think it's rape.
2895
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:51,240
All right.
2896
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,940
This game got dark.
2897
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,160
All right.
2898
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,480
All right.
2899
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,860
I go out one of these random doors.
2900
00:52:58,860 --> 00:52:59,880
Which one?
2901
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,040
I don't even know where I'm at.
2902
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,760
I go out this one.
2903
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,780
All right.
2904
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,820
Go out the left door.
2905
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,200
Yeah, the left door.
2906
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,140
Which one I come in from?
2907
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,800
I am not following.
2908
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,220
Can I watch him go through the door?
2909
00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,180
Yeah.
2910
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:18,040
You watch, honey, as I go through this door and save the day.
2911
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,600
I'm going to get you your butt.
2912
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,260
That is the Max Skyblade promise.
2913
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,980
You all have to go through it.
2914
00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:28,640
Don't tell me what to do.
2915
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,560
What?
2916
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,400
I have to follow him?
2917
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,160
Yes.
2918
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,240
All right.
2919
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,980
But I'm not happy about it.
2920
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,980
Me neither.
2921
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,720
But I'm going.
2922
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:44,760
All right.
2923
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,180
So can we go through this door?
2924
00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:46,900
Yes.
2925
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:47,700
Hold on.
2926
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,400
All right.
2927
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,260
I just want to make sure it wasn't locked like last time.
2928
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,600
We had to hit it with gemstones again.
2929
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:55,040
Oh, you got to turn off vision.
2930
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,640
Oh, it's the one I didn't.
2931
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,040
Oh, no.
2932
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,980
Oh, sweet Jesus.
2933
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,580
This is a fucking horror movie.
2934
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:11,940
We're in the, we're in like the, the basement at the Blair Witch Project.
2935
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:14,980
Small, well-lit chamber opens up before you.
2936
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:22,180
In the middle of the floor are two five foot square stone tiles that look like the doors of a pit.
2937
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:26,880
Once you're all in there, the door slams shut.
2938
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:38,100
The two tiles in the middle of the floor fall away and an ominous digital countdown timer rises from the floor.
2939
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,420
Oh, great.
2940
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:43,920
Now, honey, let's just wait.
2941
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,560
This could be good.
2942
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:51,860
What, do you think it's counting down to like when a bunch of balloons are going to fall from the ceiling?
2943
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:56,160
Yeah, you know, it could, it could be our lucky day.
2944
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,700
We could be the 1000th person to walk in here.
2945
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:03,780
You know, like, why is it counting time?
2946
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:05,660
It's not, it's not.
2947
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:07,340
It just rose up.
2948
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,780
And the timer is just sitting there.
2949
00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:11,740
But both of the doors are closed, though.
2950
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,420
Oh, boy.
2951
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:13,960
All right.
2952
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,000
So it's not counting down.
2953
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,340
It's not counting down.
2954
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:22,040
Does it does it look like we could like start the timer if we wanted to?
2955
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:22,980
Yeah.
2956
00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:26,340
Can I pick up the timer and just pocket it and walk out?
2957
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:27,800
You cannot walk out.
2958
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,600
The doors are locked.
2959
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,040
Oh, good.
2960
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,100
This fucking game.
2961
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:32,720
Those.
2962
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,840
So there's you said there's two tiles.
2963
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,520
They look like trap doors, basically.
2964
00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:38,340
Yeah, they fell open.
2965
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:41,960
And they are indeed trap doors to an abyss.
2966
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,540
And you don't know.
2967
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:45,500
But.
2968
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:49,860
So it looks so from where we're standing, it just looks like they go down.
2969
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:50,960
We can't tell yet.
2970
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,160
You can't tell.
2971
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,660
No.
2972
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:53,720
OK, no.
2973
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,060
It just looks like they're a bottom bottomless bit.
2974
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:57,320
All right.
2975
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,900
Can I look in one?
2976
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:03,060
I want to step up closer to it and look at it.
2977
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:03,840
OK.
2978
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,100
And I look down.
2979
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:06,860
I just see darkness.
2980
00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:08,520
Yeah, that's all you see.
2981
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,620
I would.
2982
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:14,060
I would like to throw a flare down there.
2983
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:17,380
Do you have those?
2984
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,460
I have a torch.
2985
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,140
How many?
2986
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,300
Ten.
2987
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,020
Oh, OK.
2988
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,220
So you light it and throw it down there?
2989
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,820
Yeah, I don't think I used any of the torches.
2990
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:28,840
I don't think so.
2991
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:34,300
You just see it fall and fall and fall.
2992
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,980
Does it ever?
2993
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:38,400
Fall and fall.
2994
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,540
And then it just disappears.
2995
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,500
It's fallen so far that you.
2996
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,560
You can't see the light anymore.
2997
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,640
I jump in.
2998
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,340
No, I was just.
2999
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:52,620
I was just doing my.
3000
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:54,340
No, I'm not jumping in.
3001
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,100
No, I'm not jumping in.
3002
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,220
I was making.
3003
00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:58,640
I was making a joke.
3004
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,740
I was making a joke about you.
3005
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,760
You always jump in a trash garbage.
3006
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,480
No, I'm not jumping in the bottomless pit.
3007
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,360
Please don't make me dead.
3008
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,860
Please.
3009
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,060
Please.
3010
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:14,500
All right.
3011
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,380
I die for it.
3012
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:16,400
I grab you by your leg.
3013
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,960
Oh, boom.
3014
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,000
Boo.
3015
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,880
Athletics check.
3016
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,060
But I did not jump in.
3017
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:27,160
You said it.
3018
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,120
I did not.
3019
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:28,660
I didn't.
3020
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:31,220
I didn't really say it, though.
3021
00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:32,560
You did say it, though.
3022
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,280
Yeah, I was not in character.
3023
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,300
Give me an athletics check.
3024
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:36,360
I was out of character.
3025
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,280
That's pretty good.
3026
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:40,600
12.
3027
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,160
All right.
3028
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,060
So.
3029
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:48,360
So Jerry runs up and is able to grab your ankle as you're jumping into this pit.
3030
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,020
What are you doing?
3031
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:55,040
This is the stupidest thing you've ever done.
3032
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,000
I.
3033
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,780
Did you really want that torch?
3034
00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:58,540
Some.
3035
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:58,900
Some.
3036
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,000
Give me an acrobatics check.
3037
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,420
Oh, boy.
3038
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:11,760
All right.
3039
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,340
You start.
3040
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,780
You turn around.
3041
00:58:13,780 --> 00:58:15,100
You grab Jerry's arm.
3042
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,360
You start climbing back up.
3043
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,300
Easy.
3044
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:18,920
Easy.
3045
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,600
Easy.
3046
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,480
Don't knock me over.
3047
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,240
So.
3048
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,380
Have.
3049
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:29,440
Have you ever done that thing where you, like, walk up to a ledge at, like, the mall
3050
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:34,640
and you, like, look over and you feel panicked about, you know, jumping?
3051
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,240
I.
3052
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,900
Did you ever have that thought when you're doing that, that you should just jump?
3053
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:41,100
Yeah.
3054
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:41,720
I.
3055
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,160
Did it.
3056
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,440
Have you done it?
3057
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,760
You dove.
3058
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,460
You ran and jumped in.
3059
00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:48,800
There was no thinking about it.
3060
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,780
You saw the torch go down and you jumped after it.
3061
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:53,420
Yeah.
3062
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:55,340
That happened.
3063
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,460
But.
3064
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:58,580
So, yeah, I've done it once.
3065
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,800
Are you.
3066
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Do you think you're invincible?
3067
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,480
I don't.
3068
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,000
I hear.
3069
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,800
I don't know what came over me.
3070
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,380
You could die.
3071
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:14,300
I thought I was joking, but it happened.
3072
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,720
There are no.
3073
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,680
There's no.
3074
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,380
There's no.
3075
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:19,020
There's no make believe in this.
3076
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,740
In this game.
3077
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:21,160
All right.
3078
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,860
It's very unforgiving.
3079
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,300
out of character.
3080
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,400
Oh, my God.
3081
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,280
When I jumped into the garbage pit, I had to deal with the consequences, too.
3082
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,240
Yeah.
3083
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:32,340
But.
3084
00:59:32,340 --> 00:59:32,700
Yeah.
3085
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,620
But you weren't joking.
3086
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:35,240
You seriously jumped into it.
3087
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,980
You weren't joking either.
3088
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,260
No, I was joking.
3089
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:40,760
Did not sound like it.
3090
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,300
That's.
3091
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:44,660
Oh, you're going to see this card a lot more often now just because of that.
3092
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,680
And I hope you get annoyed.
3093
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,680
Okay.
3094
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,960
What do you guys do then?
3095
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:54,000
Both of the doors are still locked and there's still two bottomless pits.
3096
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,860
All right.
3097
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:56,180
So.
3098
00:59:56,180 --> 01:00:01,560
I'm going to take that as a hint that I shouldn't throw a flare and or jump into the other one.
3099
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:06,940
I mean, they're bottomless, so I don't think we're going to have much luck in there.
3100
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,720
We don't know that, though.
3101
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,420
I mean, don't we?
3102
01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,940
Don't we?
3103
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:17,800
I mean, I didn't actually jump into the one you say.
3104
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,180
Don't we?
3105
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:21,380
I would know if you didn't save my life.
3106
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:25,160
Well, I'm sorry for doing that.
3107
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,440
Is that a punk?
3108
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,480
No.
3109
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,140
I'm very upset with you right now.
3110
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:33,480
Yeah.
3111
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,920
Well, so you, genius boy.
3112
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,280
What the hell is this egg timer?
3113
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,500
I don't know.
3114
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,800
I've never been in this room.
3115
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:49,180
But this doesn't look familiar to you from your life of science?
3116
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:52,040
No, I was always told to stay out of this room.
3117
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,380
Why did you let us go in it then?
3118
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,880
He just ran in.
3119
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,280
There was no stopping him.
3120
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,940
We had to run after him.
3121
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,940
No, I disagree.
3122
01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:04,640
However, we did.
3123
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,480
So, okay.
3124
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,020
Is there any other?
3125
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:10,980
The egg timer's still here?
3126
01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:12,860
It's just the egg timer.
3127
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:14,460
Can I start it?
3128
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:16,160
You walk over?
3129
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:16,260
Yeah.
3130
01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:17,200
Yeah.
3131
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:23,820
And then give me an investigation check.
3132
01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:26,140
Investigation.
3133
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:27,760
What about Arcana?
3134
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,160
Why would it be Arcana?
3135
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,800
I assume it's magical.
3136
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,900
I'm going to intimidate this thing.
3137
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,540
Well, that's what you have to investigate.
3138
01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:36,500
Deception.
3139
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:40,260
Oh, boy.
3140
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:43,620
That is a critical failure.
3141
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,580
I didn't actually turn it.
3142
01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:47,440
I wanted to know if I could turn it.
3143
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,320
You walked up to it.
3144
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,380
Investigation.
3145
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:54,580
In terrible or typical Jerry fashion.
3146
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:57,740
You tripped and face planted right in front of it.
3147
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:58,880
Yes.
3148
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,100
But never touched it.
3149
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,400
But never touched it.
3150
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,660
Oh, okay.
3151
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,460
That could have been worse.
3152
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:04,800
Is he crying?
3153
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,240
Butt.
3154
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:06,300
Butt.
3155
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:06,800
Butt.
3156
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,000
Butt.
3157
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,300
Butt.
3158
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:07,560
Butt.
3159
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,020
Don't use that word.
3160
01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:09,920
Half butt.
3161
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,440
Half butt.
3162
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,640
Don't use that word in front of me.
3163
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,040
When Jerry falls to the ground.
3164
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,000
Buttly disabled is what I prefer to be called.
3165
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,480
When Jerry falls to the ground, it makes a loud thump.
3166
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,520
And the egg jumps up a little bit.
3167
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,020
Oh, boy.
3168
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:25,220
And falls down and starts ticking.
3169
01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:27,140
Oh, great.
3170
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:29,640
What is it set to, Jerry?
3171
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,280
60 seconds.
3172
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,760
Jerry.
3173
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,940
What is it set to?
3174
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,880
60 seconds.
3175
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,820
Just enough to boil an egg.
3176
01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:45,380
Coincidence?
3177
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,380
Should we throw it down the bottomless pit?
3178
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:51,800
I'm going to throw it down the bottomless pit.
3179
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,260
It hovers there.
3180
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:54,480
Fuck.
3181
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,720
Which one?
3182
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,780
Can I do it in the other one?
3183
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,040
It hovers there.
3184
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:58,740
Oh, my God.
3185
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:01,740
Don't you notice right before you were about to throw it in on the top of it?
3186
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,360
It says rapture.
3187
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,300
Oh, that's not good.
3188
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,060
So do we have to start praying?
3189
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:08,160
No.
3190
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:12,840
I don't know.
3191
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,160
I don't.
3192
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,420
Is it ticking?
3193
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:18,900
Is it ticking?
3194
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,340
I don't hear nothing.
3195
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:21,940
I don't think it's.
3196
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:23,240
Oh, I'm doing ticking.
3197
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,560
Oh, yeah.
3198
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,880
It's being it's being muted.
3199
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,920
Oh, yeah.
3200
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,460
I was ticking.
3201
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,620
Oh, boy.
3202
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,520
Is that a fire?
3203
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,400
Is that a fireplace?
3204
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,280
No.
3205
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,480
All right.
3206
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,060
I grab it.
3207
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:38,420
And.
3208
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:41,340
Nerd boy.
3209
01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:42,120
What do we do with this?
3210
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,400
It's down to 40 seconds.
3211
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,060
All right.
3212
01:03:44,060 --> 01:03:45,880
So are there.
3213
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,680
This picture shows doors.
3214
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,840
There's no doors.
3215
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,300
There are two doors that are both locked.
3216
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:52,600
They're both locked.
3217
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:53,560
But not the ones.
3218
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,440
The one in the picture should be closed.
3219
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,400
OK.
3220
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,100
And we have two holes and just hovers.
3221
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,880
Just hovers over the holes.
3222
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,560
If I throw it forcefully into the hole, it still hovers.
3223
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,540
Yeah.
3224
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,240
It actually goes down a little bit, comes back and hits you in the head.
3225
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:11,980
Ah.
3226
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,380
Loses.
3227
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,600
Lose a hit point.
3228
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,480
It never.
3229
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,520
It never ends.
3230
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,240
All right.
3231
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:17,680
Oh.
3232
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:22,720
Well, let's see.
3233
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,580
Is there any objects I can hide it under?
3234
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:26,480
No.
3235
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,560
It's still going to be ticking.
3236
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,260
Yeah.
3237
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:28,800
That's fine.
3238
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,820
But I just want it hidden under.
3239
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,220
I start trying out all the doors.
3240
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,660
And try to do secret.
3241
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:35,440
So.
3242
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,780
So panic has set in.
3243
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:37,740
Yes.
3244
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:38,920
30 seconds.
3245
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:39,660
All right.
3246
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:40,940
I throw it up.
3247
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:43,880
It falls back down.
3248
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,360
OK.
3249
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,660
I grab it and throw it back at you, Summer.
3250
01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:47,580
All right.
3251
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:47,900
And then.
3252
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:48,460
And then I.
3253
01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:50,700
I grab it and I start playing hot potato.
3254
01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:52,960
And I toss it back.
3255
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,000
I kick it back.
3256
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:55,420
No.
3257
01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:56,280
I don't want it.
3258
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,040
20 seconds.
3259
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:57,480
All right.
3260
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,500
I throw it into a corner of the room.
3261
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,020
It just stays there.
3262
01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:02,380
Counting down.
3263
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:02,760
OK.
3264
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:03,540
But is it hovering?
3265
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,460
I hit it with a ray of frost.
3266
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:05,540
No.
3267
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:06,240
It's on the ground.
3268
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,960
I freeze it.
3269
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,880
You've.
3270
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,860
It does.
3271
01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:11,500
Does nothing to the egg timer.
3272
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,880
Oh, my God.
3273
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,300
Can he.
3274
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,320
Can he roll for it?
3275
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,260
No.
3276
01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:16,040
10 seconds.
3277
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:16,840
Oh, my God.
3278
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,760
I'm going to run into the opposite corner of the room.
3279
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,080
I'm going to run into the other opposite corner of the room.
3280
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,920
You're not going to do anything about this?
3281
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,000
Are we in the same corner?
3282
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:24,280
Nope.
3283
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:24,780
I'm done.
3284
01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:26,580
I'm tapped out.
3285
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:28,080
Are we in the same corner, though?
3286
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,120
Yes.
3287
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:29,680
All right.
3288
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,900
I'm hugging Jerry.
3289
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:31,980
All right.
3290
01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:32,480
Two butts.
3291
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:32,960
Runs up.
3292
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,560
Grabs it.
3293
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,240
And resets it.
3294
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,920
Huh.
3295
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,280
Huh.
3296
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,220
Well.
3297
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,420
It only goes to 50 seconds.
3298
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,300
Hi.
3299
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:45,960
Well, OK.
3300
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,080
I see a pattern here.
3301
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:55,900
I just look at Jerry and I like like kind of like brush off of him.
3302
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:58,280
That was.
3303
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280
Yeah.
3304
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,640
It's been a while since we've done that.
3305
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,440
Yeah.
3306
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,640
What do we do now?
3307
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,680
We have 40 seconds.
3308
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,000
All right.
3309
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,100
I don't really.
3310
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,180
So there's nothing else in this room.
3311
01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,060
No.
3312
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:17,240
Huh.
3313
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,720
Huh.
3314
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,620
30 seconds.
3315
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:22,560
Can I.
3316
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,320
Can we investigate the room?
3317
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,940
There's nothing in there.
3318
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,420
Just see.
3319
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,840
Can I.
3320
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:29,500
Can I.
3321
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,280
Can I roll for it?
3322
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,640
All right.
3323
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,920
Give me an investigation roll.
3324
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,620
You know what?
3325
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:38,700
Give me a perception check.
3326
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:39,600
Actually.
3327
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,300
All right.
3328
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,140
Oh, we don't have that.
3329
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:41,860
There's no.
3330
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,000
No.
3331
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,080
No.
3332
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:42,120
No.
3333
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:42,500
It is.
3334
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,340
You can do.
3335
01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:45,420
That egg is going to count down.
3336
01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:47,160
Oh, he's going to.
3337
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,580
He's going to really jazz me.
3338
01:06:49,580 --> 01:06:50,280
21.
3339
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,680
You investigate nothing.
3340
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,380
I.
3341
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:55,460
Oh, you perceive.
3342
01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:56,500
You perceive nothing.
3343
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,620
All right.
3344
01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:58,020
Great.
3345
01:06:58,020 --> 01:06:59,280
Even though I've rolled a 19.
3346
01:06:59,280 --> 01:06:59,900
20 seconds.
3347
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:00,780
OK.
3348
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:01,720
Uh.
3349
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:02,620
Uh.
3350
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:04,780
I grab the egg and I reset it again.
3351
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:05,680
All right.
3352
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,260
This time it only goes to 40 seconds.
3353
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:07,740
OK.
3354
01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:08,780
All right.
3355
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,460
Hmm.
3356
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:10,140
Interesting.
3357
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:11,060
Uh.
3358
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:11,540
I.
3359
01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:12,640
Uh.
3360
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:13,540
Well.
3361
01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:13,560
Well.
3362
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,000
Hey.
3363
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:19,260
I throw the egg to Jerry and I say, quick, throw it at me.
3364
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:20,780
I throw it.
3365
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:21,320
All right.
3366
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,680
And then I'm going to take my longbow and do like a baseball swing at it.
3367
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:32,020
You hit it right back into Jerry's hands.
3368
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:33,980
Oh, my God.
3369
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,360
20 seconds.
3370
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,160
I'm a.
3371
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:36,700
You know.
3372
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,980
Nice catch, though.
3373
01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:39,880
I throw it.
3374
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,400
I hit it again.
3375
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,260
10 seconds.
3376
01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:42,800
No, I don't want it.
3377
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,340
I run behind you.
3378
01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:47,500
I'm not going.
3379
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,220
I don't want anything to do with that thing.
3380
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:49,960
Five seconds.
3381
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,680
All right.
3382
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,620
I throw it in the corner.
3383
01:07:51,620 --> 01:07:55,420
I run back into the corner and I hug onto Jerry for dear life.
3384
01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,360
I make you my human shield.
3385
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,880
All right.
3386
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:06,080
When the clock reaches zero, all the doors in the room open and the characters are free to leave.
3387
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,280
Huh.
3388
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,980
Well, I look.
3389
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:10,920
I look at all of you.
3390
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,720
Stop being cheap to your pathetic instincts and think critically for once.
3391
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,540
Think about it.
3392
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:18,380
I'm not going to kill everyone.
3393
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,740
I can't do that.
3394
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:22,620
It would introduce a host of liabilities for me.
3395
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:26,540
Since if you die in this dungeon, you die in real life.
3396
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:30,160
That's not comforting.
3397
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,140
Nor helpful.
3398
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:34,280
I did critically think.
3399
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,300
There was nothing we could have done with this egg.
3400
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,300
We did a lot of thinking.
3401
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:40,100
Way more thinking than we should have.
3402
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,880
I tried jumping in the hole.
3403
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,020
Critical thinking.
3404
01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:43,660
He's not going to.
3405
01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:45,440
I'm not going to kill you off.
3406
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,860
There's no point to that.
3407
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:51,060
All right.
3408
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,880
So the doors open.
3409
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,060
The trap doors start to shut.
3410
01:08:56,060 --> 01:09:00,660
But right before they do, a torch pops out of one and lands on the ground.
3411
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:02,500
That could have been me.
3412
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,580
What'd you save me for?
3413
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:07,320
I don't know.
3414
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,240
I didn't want you to die.
3415
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,860
That's the nicest thing you said to me all day.
3416
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:14,060
And on the torch handle, it says some sums torch.
3417
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:16,320
Oh, so it is my torch.
3418
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:20,060
All right.
3419
01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:21,240
All right.
3420
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,200
So plus one.
3421
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,240
I mean, let's just be honest here.
3422
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,480
That's like the one bottomless pit that that was going to happen to.
3423
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,580
Every other one on the face of the earth, you're just going to fall and die.
3424
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,280
That's fatalistic.
3425
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,700
Does my butt pop out?
3426
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:36,240
Can I look in the...
3427
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,680
No, your butt does not pop out.
3428
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,000
The doors are closed now.
3429
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,240
The trap doors are closed now.
3430
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,000
The butt is gone.
3431
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,180
Forever.
3432
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:51,000
I'm really starting to get fed up with this place.
3433
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,620
I kicked the wall.
3434
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:54,880
Me too.
3435
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,980
I'm going to walk through.
3436
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:59,120
I think you said there's two doors, right?
3437
01:09:59,120 --> 01:09:59,380
Yeah.
3438
01:09:59,380 --> 01:10:01,020
You came in the one on the right.
3439
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:01,780
Oh.
3440
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:04,500
So there's...
3441
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,500
There's two doors.
3442
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,020
There's two total.
3443
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,920
Yes.
3444
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,060
Really?
3445
01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:07,500
Okay.
3446
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,020
See ya.
3447
01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:09,280
Wait, no.
3448
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,580
I'm going first this time.
3449
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:12,820
You went first last time.
3450
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:14,400
Yeah, I don't always go first.
3451
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,260
That's out of character.
3452
01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:21,020
And Tommy Two Butts, get your ass over here.
3453
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:22,340
Your ass is...
3454
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:23,180
Tommy Two Butts is coming.
3455
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:24,500
He's gone?
3456
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:25,660
He's coming.
3457
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:26,280
Oh.
3458
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,380
He's a-coming.
3459
01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:31,720
Oh!
3460
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,720
Fake doors!
3461
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,440
Oh, I forgot to put...
3462
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,480
Oh, no.
3463
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,060
I didn't.
3464
01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:41,480
Treasure?
3465
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,600
No.
3466
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:42,880
Oh.
3467
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,200
He forgot to put actual doors on this place.
3468
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,180
And a room of doors.
3469
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,640
Get your fake doors!
3470
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:57,100
All right.
3471
01:10:57,100 --> 01:11:01,080
At the center of this room floats a tiny orb of energy that lights up.
3472
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,600
And the room has two other doors.
3473
01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:11,340
When the last of you enters the room, the door you all came through suddenly slams shut.
3474
01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:14,560
I have a feeling that those two doors are fake.
3475
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,520
So there's actually three doors.
3476
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,220
The one you came in and two other doors.
3477
01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,020
I have a feeling they're fake.
3478
01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:21,520
They're fake doors.
3479
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,620
The door you came through and all the other doors are no longer alone.
3480
01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:27,000
All the walls are suddenly covered with identical doors.
3481
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,200
Twelve in all.
3482
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:32,500
Weirdly, you're no longer sure which door you came through to get in here.
3483
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,480
I think it was this one right behind me.
3484
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,440
No.
3485
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,600
You don't know.
3486
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,980
You can't tell.
3487
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:40,280
That's odd.
3488
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,280
I'm very confident, though.
3489
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:47,080
It says getting out of this room isn't as easy as just going back to the way the characters came.
3490
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,140
Hmm.
3491
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,680
Hmm.
3492
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,100
All right.
3493
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:53,800
I pick the first door I see and open it.
3494
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:01,580
You open it, and another door pops open, and you just see into the same room that you're in.
3495
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:05,060
But from that other door's point of view.
3496
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,400
Creepy.
3497
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,540
I wave at you.
3498
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,900
Bye.
3499
01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:13,820
Great going, Dad.
3500
01:12:13,820 --> 01:12:15,400
Bye.
3501
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,780
Now touch the orb.
3502
01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:18,440
All right.
3503
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,600
I go up, and I touch the orb.
3504
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:26,040
What?
3505
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,940
I just was expecting more of a fight.
3506
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:32,180
But you really are a cuckold.
3507
01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:36,660
Call me that.
3508
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,600
All right.
3509
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:38,780
We're not supposed to say that anymore.
3510
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,220
All right.
3511
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:43,860
Once you touch the orb, all the doors suddenly fly open.
3512
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:48,020
But where you saw into the same room before, all you see now is darkness.
3513
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,220
Um.
3514
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:51,420
Wait.
3515
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,400
Don't let go of the orb.
3516
01:12:55,740 --> 01:12:56,040
Uh.
3517
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:59,440
Then I light a flare, and I throw it into one of the doors of darkness.
3518
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:04,360
It just pops out another one of the doors.
3519
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,500
Like a Scooby-Doo thing?
3520
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,300
Yeah.
3521
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,500
Oh, boy.
3522
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,140
Ew.
3523
01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:10,580
Well.
3524
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,740
That's strange.
3525
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:13,660
All right.
3526
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,640
I'm going to open every second door.
3527
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,640
But they're all.
3528
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,180
They're all.
3529
01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:17,900
They're all open.
3530
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:19,080
Oh, God.
3531
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,060
But they're filled with darkness.
3532
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:24,340
Yeah.
3533
01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:25,100
Should we go in one?
3534
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,320
Maybe we should set the timer.
3535
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,800
You couldn't take the timer.
3536
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,000
What?
3537
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,160
Is it some kind of magical timer?
3538
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:34,160
Yes.
3539
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,300
It floated above a bottomless pit.
3540
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:37,480
He is right.
3541
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,380
Got you there.
3542
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,120
Well, he's right.
3543
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:42,660
Let's try.
3544
01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:44,440
Let's try the baseball thing again.
3545
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:45,660
Except this time with the orb.
3546
01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:50,300
Smack it.
3547
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:50,920
Yeah.
3548
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,060
I'll take another crack at it.
3549
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:53,780
Yeah.
3550
01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:55,100
All right.
3551
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,100
I throw the orb at you.
3552
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:58,440
I swing for the fences.
3553
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,060
Connecting with the orb.
3554
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:02,460
Athletic stretch.
3555
01:14:02,460 --> 01:14:03,480
I feel like this is going to.
3556
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:03,940
Oh, no.
3557
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,280
He's going to take my hit points down.
3558
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,020
Why?
3559
01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:07,840
No.
3560
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,040
Give me an athletics check.
3561
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:22,200
Eleven.
3562
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,040
That's pretty good, right?
3563
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:23,460
Eleven?
3564
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,300
No.
3565
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,600
So you hit the orb.
3566
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:25,760
Oh, no.
3567
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,820
And your bow cracks in half.
3568
01:14:27,820 --> 01:14:28,200
Broken.
3569
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,460
Not my bow.
3570
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:32,040
Your bow is useless.
3571
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,840
Did I say bow?
3572
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,080
I meant sword.
3573
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:41,200
You can try again with your sword.
3574
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,020
No.
3575
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:43,360
No.
3576
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,980
That sucks.
3577
01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:50,880
You're the one I want to play baseball.
3578
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,600
Let me cross off the lawn bow here.
3579
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,760
I thought.
3580
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,440
No.
3581
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,580
Not cross it off.
3582
01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,760
It's just broken.
3583
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,540
It can be fixed.
3584
01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:00,180
Probably.
3585
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:00,800
No.
3586
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,920
It cannot be fixed.
3587
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,100
It is shattered.
3588
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:04,560
Don't say never.
3589
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,500
It is shattered.
3590
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,940
Never say never.
3591
01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,340
You cannot fix that lawn bow.
3592
01:15:08,340 --> 01:15:10,300
You said the same thing about my button.
3593
01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,960
We're about to get that back, too.
3594
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,560
I don't think I did.
3595
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,300
You.
3596
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,140
Yeah.
3597
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:15,740
Oh, no.
3598
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,680
Anyway, what do you do?
3599
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,080
Well, I thought we had to destroy it.
3600
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,800
Why not have a little fun with it?
3601
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,600
That's what I thought.
3602
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,280
Well, I say we take it into one of these doors.
3603
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:28,420
All right.
3604
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:31,420
I pick up the orb and I walk into one of the one of the rooms of darkness.
3605
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:36,740
OK, roll the D12.
3606
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:39,300
How do I do that again?
3607
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:43,060
Tiger, what's the command?
3608
01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:45,100
I think it's.
3609
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:46,380
What was it?
3610
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,240
Slash R and then D10.
3611
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,380
Slash.
3612
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:51,540
R space.
3613
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:53,220
Yeah.
3614
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:56,220
Well, I wanted to.
3615
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:57,840
Yeah, it's a D12, though.
3616
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,880
Oh, D12.
3617
01:15:58,880 --> 01:15:59,320
Yeah.
3618
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:07,140
So slash R space.
3619
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:09,300
One D12.
3620
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:11,420
I think.
3621
01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:12,220
Yeah.
3622
01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:14,280
All right.
3623
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,160
You got an eight.
3624
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,640
That's not good.
3625
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,800
All the fire in the room is pixelated.
3626
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,420
Cute.
3627
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:23,800
There was fire in the room?
3628
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:24,760
Yes.
3629
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,060
Is it full of fire?
3630
01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:28,500
No.
3631
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:33,360
It's just like a parallel dimension where.
3632
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,120
Where all the fire.
3633
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,600
That orb you're holding.
3634
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,140
Like.
3635
01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,980
Lights up and it shows.
3636
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,980
The world on the outside.
3637
01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:41,840
Yeah.
3638
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,360
And all the fire that you see is just.
3639
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,440
The fire itself is pixelated.
3640
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,300
But nothing else is.
3641
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:51,200
If you go in another door.
3642
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,800
Will it do something different?
3643
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,300
I turn around.
3644
01:16:58,300 --> 01:16:59,660
Go through another door.
3645
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,100
Yeah.
3646
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:01,680
Roll a D12.
3647
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,740
All right.
3648
01:17:02,740 --> 01:17:04,540
All right.
3649
01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:08,140
Is it slash R or slash?
3650
01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:08,420
I care.
3651
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,140
Slash R.
3652
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:09,320
Slash R.
3653
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:16,420
A nine.
3654
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:17,220
That's pretty good.
3655
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,260
You walk through it.
3656
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:20,600
And every surface is slightly bouncy.
3657
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,060
Hey.
3658
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:22,460
Hey.
3659
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:22,760
Hey.
3660
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:23,920
This one's kind of fun.
3661
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,580
Slightly bouncy.
3662
01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:27,440
Not very bouncy.
3663
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:28,320
Ah.
3664
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,700
Do you know.
3665
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:33,020
Okay.
3666
01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:33,640
At the school.
3667
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:34,880
We had to put down floor.
3668
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:35,380
Like.
3669
01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:35,600
Wait.
3670
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,480
Is this in character?
3671
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,880
This is not in character.
3672
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:38,360
Okay.
3673
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:38,800
At the school.
3674
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:39,380
There's a.
3675
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:40,000
There's a.
3676
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:40,660
What's it called?
3677
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,320
We had to put down.
3678
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:41,660
On the.
3679
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,400
On the playground.
3680
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,960
They replaced the mulch.
3681
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:44,440
With this like.
3682
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,260
Foam floor.
3683
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,580
There's actually something called.
3684
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:47,660
A spring ratio.
3685
01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:48,900
Based on how spring.
3686
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,640
The floor is.
3687
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:50,700
I thought that was kind of interesting.
3688
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,860
Is that floor made out of like.
3689
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:53,500
Old tires?
3690
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,040
Uh.
3691
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,400
No.
3692
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:55,960
It's just like.
3693
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,060
Like rubber.
3694
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:58,820
I know what you're talking about.
3695
01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,720
I've seen those before.
3696
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:00,500
Yeah.
3697
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,180
Kind of old.
3698
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:03,660
You know how they replace.
3699
01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,500
Some of the wood chips.
3700
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:04,820
With like.
3701
01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:05,920
Those old pieces of tire.
3702
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:06,540
Yeah.
3703
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:07,840
It's giving everyone cancer now.
3704
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:08,500
Yeah.
3705
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:08,840
It's.
3706
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,840
It's carcinogenic.
3707
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:10,880
It's pretty cool.
3708
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,060
I don't think that's this though.
3709
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:12,920
I think this is like.
3710
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,120
Because this is not black.
3711
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:14,800
Or anything like that.
3712
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,220
It's not.
3713
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,680
It's like.
3714
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,500
It's all solid.
3715
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,480
It's all one giant.
3716
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:17,680
Yeah.
3717
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:17,900
No.
3718
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,520
I know what you're.
3719
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:19,340
You're talking about.
3720
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,500
And I don't know if that.
3721
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,140
Gives cancer or not.
3722
01:18:22,140 --> 01:18:23,420
It could.
3723
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:25,520
Everything gives you cancer.
3724
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,540
Not this.
3725
01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:27,060
Except for.
3726
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,500
Except for the cancer.
3727
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,540
Especially that.
3728
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,400
Constellation.
3729
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,400
That's a radium glass.
3730
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,400
Hmm.
3731
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,960
Is that in character?
3732
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,760
Yes.
3733
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,720
All right.
3734
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:38,900
So.
3735
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:39,180
Oh.
3736
01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:40,020
It's slightly bouncy.
3737
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:40,880
Yeah.
3738
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,420
Everything is slightly bouncy.
3739
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,560
All right.
3740
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:44,980
So.
3741
01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:45,400
Are.
3742
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:45,860
I.
3743
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,640
Are we following him through the door?
3744
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,760
Yes.
3745
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:49,340
Okay.
3746
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,160
So now we're.
3747
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,160
We're like in.
3748
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,020
Some sort of alternate.
3749
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,320
You're in a parallel dimension.
3750
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,040
Okay.
3751
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,660
All right.
3752
01:18:57,660 --> 01:19:00,040
And if we go back through the door.
3753
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:00,980
We're back in our dimension.
3754
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:01,720
No.
3755
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:02,980
Then you have to roll another dice.
3756
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:03,780
Another D12.
3757
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,780
Oh.
3758
01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:07,400
So we can never go back to.
3759
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,780
Our original dimension.
3760
01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:11,060
Hmm.
3761
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,300
Okay.
3762
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:14,500
Um.
3763
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,660
Interesting.
3764
01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:17,620
I mean.
3765
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,860
We could just keep doing this all day.
3766
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:19,620
Until we roll the right.
3767
01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,380
Roll a sufficient number.
3768
01:19:21,380 --> 01:19:24,080
It's going to take forever.
3769
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,320
Or.
3770
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,100
You have a one in 12 shot.
3771
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:29,560
Yeah.
3772
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,520
That's like.
3773
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,480
Five percent.
3774
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:35,360
It's more than five percent.
3775
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,420
Eight percent.
3776
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,080
It's more.
3777
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:38,740
Okay.
3778
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:39,180
Yeah.
3779
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:39,540
I can see.
3780
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:40,540
Well,
3781
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:41,720
that's not eight percent.
3782
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:42,720
It's one eighth.
3783
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,980
Twelve and a half percent.
3784
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,260
Okay.
3785
01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:47,380
None of us are good with math here.
3786
01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:47,760
So.
3787
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,560
Yeah.
3788
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,240
It's not like we're engineers or anything.
3789
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,280
It's just going to remain a mystery.
3790
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:52,900
Dealers.
3791
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:55,220
It's just one of life's many mysteries.
3792
01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:55,740
All right.
3793
01:19:55,740 --> 01:19:56,460
Then I guess.
3794
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:57,140
Do it again.
3795
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,460
All right.
3796
01:19:58,460 --> 01:19:59,060
I do it again.
3797
01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:00,220
D12.
3798
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:11,640
Yeah, buddy.
3799
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,440
So you walk through this door.
3800
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:19,460
And you're overwhelmed by the certainty that squirrels don't control this dimension.
3801
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:22,360
Oh, I see.
3802
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,020
Wow, that's nuts.
3803
01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:27,280
Go through a different door.
3804
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:31,280
All right.
3805
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,160
It makes you a little uneasy, right?
3806
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,500
Yeah.
3807
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,240
No.
3808
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,180
What?
3809
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:44,040
Oh, because you put our slash.
3810
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,600
Damn it.
3811
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,220
So I made you just say it.
3812
01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:49,960
What does that do?
3813
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,480
Wait, why did it come from?
3814
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,720
Why did it come from?
3815
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,320
Oh, oh, okay.
3816
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:55,920
I see what happened.
3817
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,760
Nine.
3818
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,920
You walk back into the slightly bouncy universe.
3819
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,800
Damn it.
3820
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:01,160
I want.
3821
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:04,060
So there's two doors that lead to the bouncy universe.
3822
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:06,040
You don't know.
3823
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:06,400
No.
3824
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:06,960
Nine.
3825
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,480
Nine goes.
3826
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:11,040
When you roll nine, we go to the bouncy universe.
3827
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:14,760
Give me that orb.
3828
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,080
Orb.
3829
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:20,760
All right.
3830
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:21,780
It's orbit time.
3831
01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:23,740
All right.
3832
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:28,460
You walk through the door and every single time you guys move, you have to, you're dancing.
3833
01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:32,280
Oh, I kind of like this universe.
3834
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,480
Can we stay in this one?
3835
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,900
No, I don't dance.
3836
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:36,840
I mean, you're just.
3837
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,160
Yeah.
3838
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:37,920
Well, you are now.
3839
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,320
Not well.
3840
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:41,300
All right.
3841
01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:41,660
Fine.
3842
01:21:41,660 --> 01:21:43,640
This is my nightmare.
3843
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,840
Six.
3844
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:53,300
You walk through the door and all the light that's around you is like, it's just fluorescent
3845
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:55,960
and it's very irritating to your eyes.
3846
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,100
This irritates my eyes.
3847
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:59,640
And your butt cheek.
3848
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,900
There has got to be a better way.
3849
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:04,860
No, this is the easiest.
3850
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:09,280
All right.
3851
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:18,560
You walk through the door and you just hear this constant.
3852
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,040
All right.
3853
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,620
Not like you.
3854
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:23,180
Everyone has tinnitus.
3855
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:30,860
You walk through the store and whenever you laugh, it's backwards like Jimmy Carr.
3856
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,480
Oh, this is making me disturbed.
3857
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:38,460
Eleven is the squirrel dimension again.
3858
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:39,820
You know what?
3859
01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:40,780
This one's not so bad.
3860
01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:44,480
Yeah, but no, it makes you uneasy.
3861
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:47,220
This makes me uneasy.
3862
01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:50,540
Because you know it's not squirrels, but you don't know what it is.
3863
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,240
Oh, no.
3864
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,420
Six is the fluorescent.
3865
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:59,700
Oh.
3866
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:00,700
Oh, no.
3867
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:01,440
This is the fire.
3868
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,680
The pixelated fire one.
3869
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:03,840
All right.
3870
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,300
This one's not so bad.
3871
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:06,720
But wait a second.
3872
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:07,500
What are we doing?
3873
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:10,520
We're just trying to find the door out of here or the door back to where we can.
3874
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,080
Yeah, you keep rolling the same numbers.
3875
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,080
Right.
3876
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:16,580
Interesting.
3877
01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,680
Roll it again, Sam.
3878
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,820
Some.
3879
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:23,300
God damn this.
3880
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,460
Slightly bouncy world.
3881
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,520
This dice sucks.
3882
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,700
Oh.
3883
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:29,040
Tree.
3884
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:30,100
Tree.
3885
01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:34,060
The air in this dimension.
3886
01:23:34,060 --> 01:23:34,980
Please.
3887
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:35,640
Tastes like.
3888
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,920
Tastes like lemon, but it smells like lime.
3889
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:50,960
You walk here and people's hair grows at an accelerated rate.
3890
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:51,720
Ah.
3891
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,320
You can watch it happen.
3892
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:58,620
Some, some bush just keeps, like the mound keeps getting bigger and bigger.
3893
01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,540
You know I'm like 16.
3894
01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:04,680
That's old enough to have hair in your pubes.
3895
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:05,280
Wow.
3896
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:10,400
You said you were in college before.
3897
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:14,140
I was trying to sound cool.
3898
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:15,180
She told me she was in college.
3899
01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:15,940
She told me she was in college.
3900
01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:20,280
She goes to a different school.
3901
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:24,840
At this point, we're just running from door to door.
3902
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,820
Just trying to get anywhere.
3903
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:28,780
Yeah.
3904
01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:28,860
Yeah.
3905
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:28,860
Yeah.
3906
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:34,740
Nine is the bouncy.
3907
01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:36,400
Two.
3908
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,020
Coins are sentient here.
3909
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:41,760
And they are aware that they are being traded and hoarded as property.
3910
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,120
Do I have any coins?
3911
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,440
You got a bunch of silver and gold.
3912
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:45,900
All right.
3913
01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:46,800
I take out one of the coins.
3914
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,060
How do I get out of here?
3915
01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,580
You just have to pick the right door.
3916
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,000
Thanks for nothing.
3917
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,280
I'm going to trade you.
3918
01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:01,260
You walk back in and there's your one coin sitting on the ground going, oh, no, not again.
3919
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:07,300
Pixelated fire.
3920
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:10,100
Betcha's number one.
3921
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:12,980
Betcha's number seven.
3922
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:21,360
There's one.
3923
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:25,020
Everything smells like licorice.
3924
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,720
I like this one.
3925
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:29,440
Let me get out of here.
3926
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,720
We've been through every number.
3927
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,380
What number haven't we hit?
3928
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,280
Twelve.
3929
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:40,200
All right.
3930
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:40,620
I'm done.
3931
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:41,460
You rolled a twelve.
3932
01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:44,880
Let's just say that.
3933
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,440
Wait.
3934
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,160
I didn't roll a twelve yet.
3935
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:48,640
There it is.
3936
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:48,880
Okay.
3937
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:49,280
There it is.
3938
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:49,460
Yeah.
3939
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:53,260
All right.
3940
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:54,200
What happens now?
3941
01:25:54,200 --> 01:26:00,540
So once you walk through the door, all the lights shut out and the room is back to the
3942
01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:03,840
way it looked when you first got in there before you touched the orb.
3943
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,320
The orb.
3944
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:11,320
You can now pass through the room to one of the two doors.
3945
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,880
So the door we came in, the one we're going to?
3946
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,360
No, no.
3947
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:16,740
Well, you can't.
3948
01:26:16,740 --> 01:26:17,680
One of the three doors.
3949
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,780
The door you came in.
3950
01:26:18,780 --> 01:26:20,200
Oh, the two others.
3951
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,500
The top or the one to the bottom.
3952
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:27,480
Or we can call it there.
3953
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:34,200
Can we take the door, take a look and then end it?
3954
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,080
Uh, let me check.
3955
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,880
No.
3956
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,580
Really?
3957
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:44,500
Yeah.
3958
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:45,920
I don't, I don't have a.
3959
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,480
Can you just do a description maybe?
3960
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,580
Yeah.
3961
01:26:51,780 --> 01:26:52,400
All right.
3962
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,100
Uh, daddy.
3963
01:26:53,100 --> 01:27:01,320
Oh, since you, uh, I don't, I was trying to think of something good about you, but couldn't
3964
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,960
think of anything, but still, maybe you should just pick.
3965
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,360
What?
3966
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:07,860
Which door?
3967
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,120
Well.
3968
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:17,680
You can go to the top door or the bottom door.
3969
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:23,080
What's wrong, I guess?
3970
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:24,080
Huh?
3971
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:25,220
Bottom door.
3972
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,820
Because I'm a bottom bitch.
3973
01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:28,280
The bottom door.
3974
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:28,660
Okay.
3975
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,820
Let's see.
3976
01:27:30,820 --> 01:27:35,380
A narrow walkway two feet across hugs the edge of the circular chamber.
3977
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:41,120
Beyond the edge of the walkway yawns a nasty 20-foot deep pit.
3978
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,280
Evidently a trap that succeeded at its intended purpose.
3979
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:50,740
An attractive young wizard and wizard, or woman in wizard's robes is impaled on a nasty looking
3980
01:27:50,740 --> 01:27:54,900
spike at the bottom, the pit's bottom, and gasping for breath.
3981
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,140
If she's some kind of illusion, she's a convincing one.
3982
01:27:58,140 --> 01:27:59,080
music
3983
01:27:59,080 --> 01:27:59,800
music
3984
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:15,160
music