rpg-static-site/content/transcripts/s02ep04.srt

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all right so we just got you guys just let the many doors rule right

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yeah there's been a lot of rooms with many oh there were so many doors there were so

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many several surprise doors that we didn't see coming yes and some we saw more than once

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quite a few times yeah that reminds me i should go make a drink

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hey you just finished yours my drink no this was pop oh yeah that's what they all say

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that's asmr sure

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i didn't put the doors the actual doors in this door room

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well that's because there were 12 of them right or 20 of them yeah

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i don't want you guys getting confused

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were you successful upside down yeah i think i was

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i don't remember i never remember the controls for this goddamn game

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quit spinning i'm trying to spread myself out here and it won't let me do it

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shift

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hey quit moving me around oh that was not boo i thought that was boo that moved me around

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okay i think i got something

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who's that oh what was his name two butts that's right doesn't everybody have two butts

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no especially you're missing half a butt yeah i know

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i don't have much written down from last session other than cool crying

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you did you did a lot of half of that those words i also wrote down cool crying

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and i wrote down cherd cannon i don't know what that is

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you guys are on a mission to destroy the butt trap that stole butts

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well not uh i i would describe it differently

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i would say we're trying to rescue my butt

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i don't care if we have to destroy anything

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if we can bribe him or just ask him nicely that'd be fine too

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okay well the weapon that you have made in tommy two butts

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that's right laboratory was the cherd cannon

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oh and the cherd cannon is the destroyer of butt stones

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yes

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butt rocks

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yeah

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but marble butts yeah

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all right so yeah i don't i uh yeah we were stuck on the uh

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multiple dice

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but no we right at the end i

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we got out

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you got out and then i ran out of rooms

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so now you guys have the choice of either going up or left

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i we already

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i thought we already decided down

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no i thought we came in from you

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no that's the one you came in is is the down one

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jerry you picked one and i was following you i believe is how it went

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uh you did ask me to describe one of the rooms

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if that's the one you want to go into

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or not

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all right let's go north

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all right

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i'm not sure we know which way we're oriented

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i don't think we have a compass

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you go to the upper door

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oh there we go okay

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yeah i don't have the game pause

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how do i zoom out can you guys remember

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i'm sure

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i'm like you're saying i use the wheel

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i don't have a wheel i have a

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it should be a two finger scroll

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that it just keeps me doing this

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on character

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oh that might be it

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click

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how do i unclick

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click somewhere else

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you might

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you might have to change the setting

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you

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this is something we had to do that before

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okay

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he was right

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he was right

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all right cool

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that's like now i can see

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tommy two boats

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there is tommy two boats

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right next to you

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and you guys are go

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you guys decided to go to the upper door

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which is

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this one

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this one

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oh that's a chair

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that's put doors here too

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that's a chair with legs

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holy jesus

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most chairs have legs

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hachi machi

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no those are human legs

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that's the opposite of an armchair

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i'm so happy that his claps don't come through

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so man

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oh i can go home now

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yes please

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he is home

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all right

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it stinks like old hamburger meat here

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before you can come to appreciate the delicate

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delicate bouquet

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you see five zombies hunched over another rotten looking figure

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in a plush chair

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it looks like zombies are gesturing accusingly at the figure

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which appears to be tied up

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you miss a lot of the nuance of the zombies debate

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though since they're just grunting and moaning

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if you

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if you wanted this room to be

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weirder

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you're in luck

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because these zombies got no

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butts

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you have no butts

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you have no butts

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they have no butts

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it's like you're half related to these guys

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some

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all right

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uh instead of five i'm doing three

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sorry

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all right

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so retcon

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yeah three

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all right

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uh

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they have no butts

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ask them why they have no butts

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greetings

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where are thou butts

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that's how you start a conversation

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that's

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i've never talked to a zombie

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we are

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normal

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we're very insensitive

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i i have never talked to a zombie before

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i figured

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i'm the first person to ever speak politely to them

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uh

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dad

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holy

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you're never not embarrassing

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and all of a sudden the ghoul calls out

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help

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i know i'm a ghoul

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and this could easily be my thing

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but it's not

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the zombies think i ate their butts

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but i swear i didn't

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help me

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please

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so we're helping a ghoul

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yes

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yeah

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all right

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i say we help them

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uh

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we're help

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helping the ghoul

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yeah why not

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all right

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uh

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the zombies were talking to us

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no the ghoul was

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did the zombies talk to us

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the zombies got very

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um

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upset when the first question

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they were at

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or

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first thing that you guys said

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said was to ask about their missing butts

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well

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my question

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mainly is

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do they speak

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words

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yes

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okay

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listen

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i

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probably

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don't

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you don't want to eat that guy

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ghouls don't taste good

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no we don't want to eat him

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we want him to give our butt

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give him

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we want him to give us our butts back

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he doesn't know anything about that

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what's a ghoul no

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i

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let's just say i know

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where

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happens to buzz

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and what happens to them

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and

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i

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turn around

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and i point

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at

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my butt

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look at this

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i'm one of you

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okay

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but

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that doesn't

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explain what happened to it

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well

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it wasn't eaten by

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he also

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ate half of your butt

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we don't know that

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i'm telling you

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he didn't eat my butt

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i don't know that

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well i'm telling you

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it's been taken

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why should i trust you

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his half cheek

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is at a party right now

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is it

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i think that's where i remember

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it was like a hellhole party

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kind of

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wasn't it

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i might be

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misremembering

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uh

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let's see

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i don't

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left butt cheek

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alissa

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i have written down

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uh

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because we saw it one day

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we saw it

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it was in the mirror

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the broken mirror

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yeah

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oh

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and what

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it was just hanging out

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it was like a party

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but the uh

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your butt was like

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being left out

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oh so it wasn't even

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being cool

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no yeah

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it's it's hell

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for your butt

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oh boy

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so anyway

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i know where my butt went

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and it didn't get eaten

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by this cool

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it was eaten by some

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fucking rock

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i think it's a churd

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what is a churd

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i don't know

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but i'm gonna kill it

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we got some churd gun

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we're gonna fucking kill this thing

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and get my butt back

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a churd gun

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churd gun

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yeah

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doesn't shoot churds

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it kills churds

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what is a churd

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churd

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i don't know

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but it's a rock

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that ate my butt

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and it's gotta pay

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you know

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you're lucky

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we're not the zombies

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that like to eat brains

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because otherwise

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we would have passed you up

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a long time ago

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that's

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wow

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zing of the day

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zing

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well great

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i guess

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um

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ghoul

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why should we save you

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because i'm innocent

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i didn't take anybody's butt

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but

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i

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not sure i need to get involved

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anymore

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i'd like to help the ghoul

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why do you want to help the ghoul

300
00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,520
because he sounds like a

301
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,540
a ghoul guy

302
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,300
yes he is a ghoul guy

303
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,580
i don't know

304
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,660
don't you think he's kind of cool

305
00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,740
a cool

306
00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:35,200
i don't know

307
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:35,680
i got a good

308
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,120
i got a good feeling about him

309
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,680
i like the cut of his jib

310
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,240
all right

311
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,600
tommy two bucks steps up

312
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,620
oh boy

313
00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,560
and he goes

314
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,660
all right listen zombies

315
00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:48,360
i am the scientist of this dungeon

316
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,620
don't listen to him

317
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,120
shut up

318
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,440
i'm trying to help you

319
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,520
we got this one though

320
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,300
i told him

321
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,500
my butt was eaten

322
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,200
shut

323
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200
all right

324
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,160
all right

325
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,540
so

326
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,960
we have invented

327
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,420
a

328
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:07,300
as my

329
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,540
young

330
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,640
very young

331
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,380
half butt

332
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:11,980
butted

333
00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,880
a companion

334
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,520
that said

335
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,720
we have invented

336
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,500
the chert cannon

337
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,180
which will

338
00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,820
destroy

339
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:20,760
the trap

340
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,680
that ate your butts

341
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,040
and it will return them to you

342
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,280
yeah the butt rock

343
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,600
i said that

344
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,440
she did say that

345
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,080
yes

346
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,280
maybe your glasses will be more

347
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,300
more convincing

348
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,780
what

349
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,780
i said maybe because you're wearing glasses

350
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,600
they'll believe you

351
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:40,880
oh

352
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,200
i believe them already

353
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,680
so

354
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,440
if you let us pass

355
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,360
without harming us

356
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,860
then

357
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:49,920
we'll return

358
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,760
to prove that

359
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,560
you know

360
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,480
we did what we said

361
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,060
we were gonna do

362
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,180
and if you don't

363
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,080
i'll fucking blast you

364
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:58,880
with these arrows

365
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:03,200
you always have to be so violent

366
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,280
i'm so mad

367
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,480
this is a game

368
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:06,960
about

369
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,820
creativity

370
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,740
and you're getting so violent

371
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,760
we're not in gta

372
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,280
some

373
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,800
i am

374
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,100
kind of a drama bomb

375
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:15,740
and

376
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,940
my butt is missing

377
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:17,600
so

378
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,840
i do not have time

379
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,760
to be

380
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,840
messing around

381
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,160
with

382
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,760
zombies and ghouls

383
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,680
no time at all

384
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,700
so keep moving

385
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,760
and get out of the way

386
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,520
you can at least

387
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,420
ask the zombies

388
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:32,760
say

389
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,460
you can at least

390
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,220
ask nicely

391
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,660
i tried that already

392
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,220
and they said

393
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:37,720
i didn't have

394
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,140
no brain

395
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:38,880
you did not

396
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,020
i said

397
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,640
i

398
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,420
that the ghoul

399
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,320
didn't eat your butts

400
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,360
that whatever

401
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:44,940
ate your butt

402
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:45,600
ate my butt

403
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,700
and so

404
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,600
let's get them

405
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,880
and then they said

406
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,240
if you

407
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,720
you have no brains

408
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,580
basically what they said

409
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:52,300
it hurt my feelings

410
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,980
that wasn't asking politely

411
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,780
got you there

412
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,280
oh gosh

413
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,040
i tried being polite

414
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:00,780
but apparently

415
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,160
butt talk

416
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:02,540
is not

417
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,240
acceptable

418
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:03,860
to

419
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,860
zombies

420
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,920
i'm sorry

421
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,500
i didn't know

422
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,480
these zombies

423
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,100
were adhering

424
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:09,880
to mismanners

425
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,680
they are

426
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,800
okay

427
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,340
well

428
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,480
i mean

429
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,780
jerry did ask

430
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:17,880
where thou is your butt

431
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,120
insists

432
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,500
and they didn't

433
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,120
seem to like that

434
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,420
either

435
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,200
no

436
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,020
are you gonna ask

437
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:23,880
to pass or not

438
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,480
i can't pass

439
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,560
because i only have

440
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,100
half a butt

441
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,780
gas

442
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,640
pass gas

443
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,320
i say we ask

444
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:36,800
to pass

445
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,060
are we help

446
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,020
are we gonna help

447
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,520
him out with the

448
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:40,880
zombies

449
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,580
we have to fight

450
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,060
the zombies

451
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,000
depends

452
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,780
but

453
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:49,360
i yes

454
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,640
we i i think

455
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,620
we have

456
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,740
let us let us

457
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,500
you know please

458
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,760
let us go i guess

459
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,600
right finally

460
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,480
you said something

461
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:58,980
nice

462
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,120
i'm gonna play this

463
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:02,680
tape bag i'm gonna

464
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,180
show you how nice

465
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:03,760
i was at the

466
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,000
beginning

467
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,560
so nice

468
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,680
so nice

469
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,120
jerry was so nice

470
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,060
even you said

471
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:09,340
thou

472
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,660
i don't know why

473
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,140
he thought we

474
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:12,780
were old english

475
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,160
but

476
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,260
he didn't

477
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,640
there's that

478
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,660
all right

479
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,480
so you just

480
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,340
you go you go

481
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:19,940
through the door

482
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,480
on the north

483
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,300
or on the

484
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,040
upper opposite

485
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,700
side of the room

486
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,780
so what's gonna

487
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,420
happen to the

488
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:26,060
ghoul as we

489
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:26,600
walk by

490
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,400
so we just

491
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,180
awkwardly walk

492
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,500
by and

493
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,780
like leave

494
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,240
him what are

495
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:31,640
the zombies

496
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,120
gonna do to

497
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:32,580
the ghoul

498
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,140
oh if you

499
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,840
don't return

500
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,340
in a day

501
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:36,720
then they're

502
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,100
gonna eat

503
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:37,280
him

504
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,340
okay so they

505
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,000
they seem to

506
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,640
have taken the

507
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,280
deal that

508
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160
four eyes

509
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:42,580
was putting

510
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:42,920
down

511
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,220
yeah tommy

512
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:44,860
four eyes

513
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,340
two butts

514
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:45,620
yeah

515
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,040
four eyes

516
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,460
two butts

517
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,060
can't lose

518
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:58,800
all right

519
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,260
well see you

520
00:14:59,260 --> 00:14:59,760
later jerry

521
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,340
bye jerry

522
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,320
bye jerry

523
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,880
all right

524
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,560
uh this

525
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,040
next room

526
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:07,380
is going

527
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:07,920
to seem

528
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,000
very um

529
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,140
cool

530
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,280
bigger than

531
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,280
it it should

532
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,300
be but

533
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,500
that's fine

534
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,360
oh uh we

535
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:18,640
don't have

536
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:18,920
vision

537
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,340
oh good you

538
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:20,720
probably don't

539
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,060
want to see

540
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:21,440
this one

541
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:21,720
anyway

542
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,840
oh is it

543
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,560
graphic

544
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,880
going on

545
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,320
graphic

546
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:32,680
oh this

547
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,700
is uh a

548
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:33,980
lady

549
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,260
she's taking

550
00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:35,660
notes

551
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,440
and she's

552
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,300
quite large

553
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,820
yes i

554
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,400
told you

555
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,220
how do i

556
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:43,800
get the

557
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,460
scale is

558
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,200
very very

559
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:45,760
off is

560
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,200
she's supposed

561
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:46,560
to be that

562
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:46,880
large

563
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,280
no the room

564
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:49,680
is supposed

565
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,080
to be pretty

566
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,500
big though

567
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,400
oh you put

568
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:51,800
it as the

569
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,620
foreground instead

570
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,140
of the background

571
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:53,840
by accident

572
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,420
oh doesn't

573
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:55,900
really matter

574
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:56,560
that sucks

575
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,760
yeah that's

576
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,140
that's not

577
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:58,320
going to

578
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:58,460
matter

579
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,520
so everything

580
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,200
in this odd

581
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,740
shaped room

582
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,300
is white

583
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,200
the walls

584
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:03,680
the floors

585
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,180
the ceiling

586
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:04,820
everything

587
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,220
that is except

588
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,320
the four doors

589
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:07,980
and a stressed

590
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:08,600
looking lady

591
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,300
seated at a

592
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:09,820
cheap desk

593
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,580
writing furiously

594
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,240
on parchment

595
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,540
and she's got

596
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,060
an inkwell

597
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,960
and a quill

598
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,920
pen

599
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,720
second after

600
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,460
the doors open

601
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:18,820
the room

602
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,360
elongates

603
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,140
until it's

604
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:20,500
a hundred

605
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,260
feet long

606
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,020
and the lady

607
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:24,440
is on the

608
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,100
opposite side

609
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:25,480
of the room

610
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,500
so she's

611
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:26,820
just like

612
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,080
way in

613
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:27,520
the distance

614
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,380
yeah

615
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,460
and what's

616
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:29,680
she doing

617
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:29,940
again

618
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,240
she's scribbling

619
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:31,880
on a piece

620
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,300
of paper

621
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,080
oh

622
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,620
a woman

623
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,460
of note

624
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,780
so the

625
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,020
room stretched

626
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:39,460
as we were

627
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:39,980
standing there

628
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:40,480
the room

629
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,080
stretched as

630
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:41,580
soon as the

631
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,160
door closed

632
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:42,420
yeah

633
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,560
oh my

634
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,260
that's a

635
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:44,760
long walk

636
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,300
all right

637
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:48,640
I start

638
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,020
walking

639
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:49,820
because I'm

640
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,240
a man

641
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,080
all right

642
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,580
and she

643
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:52,960
looks up

644
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,200
from her

645
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:53,440
desk

646
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:53,700
and says

647
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,760
don't walk

648
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,260
any further

649
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,680
and she's

650
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,040
is it

651
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,320
does the

652
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:57,740
room keep

653
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,500
getting bigger

654
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,180
no it stays

655
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:00,460
a hundred

656
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,100
feet

657
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:04,680
oh

658
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,640
okay

659
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,720
how art

660
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,420
thou

661
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:11,960
I'm under

662
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,780
a ton of

663
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,200
pressure to

664
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:13,800
finish right

665
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,320
in this part

666
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:14,900
of the dungeon

667
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,520
writing this

668
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:17,760
part

669
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,180
so if you

670
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,100
if you can

671
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:19,400
leave me

672
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:19,680
alone

673
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:19,960
that would

674
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,400
be great

675
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,440
of what

676
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,180
dungeon

677
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,960
this dungeon

678
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,740
the one

679
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,200
we're in

680
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,080
yes

681
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,840
what do you

682
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,400
mean write

683
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:28,700
it

684
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,040
she writes

685
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:31,500
down on

686
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,060
her piece

687
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:32,380
of paper

688
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:32,720
all of a

689
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:32,980
sudden a

690
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,480
phantom hand

691
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:33,860
comes up

692
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,260
and slaps

693
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:34,520
you in the

694
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:34,780
back of

695
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:35,040
the head

696
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:35,880
ah

697
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,300
my weakness

698
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,200
invisible

699
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:39,780
hands

700
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:43,940
what was

701
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,300
that

702
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,000
I wanted

703
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,300
him to

704
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:47,620
shut up

705
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:47,880
so I

706
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,220
wrote that

707
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:48,440
he got

708
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:48,880
slapped

709
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,440
her

710
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,040
are you

711
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,500
I wanted

712
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,920
her to

713
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,300
shut up

714
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:53,600
so I

715
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:53,940
wrote that

716
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,240
she got

717
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:54,540
slapped

718
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:54,760
in the

719
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,020
back of

720
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,200
that

721
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,980
who

722
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:56,720
are you

723
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,140
I'm the

724
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,460
writer

725
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,820
of the

726
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,280
story

727
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,160
of the

728
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,700
dungeon

729
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,180
oh my

730
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:03,780
god

731
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,960
can you

732
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,980
I'm very

733
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,760
stressed out

734
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,920
why are you

735
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,860
stressed out

736
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:09,780
because I

737
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,080
have to

738
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:10,520
finish this

739
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:10,920
before the

740
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,420
adventurers

741
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:11,920
get here

742
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,680
where the

743
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,080
adventurers

744
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:14,520
don't

745
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:14,860
shh

746
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,480
can we

747
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:17,900
help

748
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,140
what

749
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:18,460
you

750
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,340
shh

751
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:19,920
shh

752
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,160
shh

753
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,200
we were

754
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,440
just

755
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:21,940
saying

756
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,400
can we

757
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:22,760
help

758
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,420
you

759
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,320
do

760
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,020
whatever

761
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:25,620
it is

762
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:25,860
you need

763
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,120
to do

764
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:26,760
before the

765
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,680
adventurers

766
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,640
get here

767
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,420
and I know

768
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:32,860
she doesn't know

769
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,680
I mean he

770
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,140
might like

771
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,420
us

772
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,820
she's gonna

773
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,260
lose her

774
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:39,660
shit

775
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,580
maybe she'll

776
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,000
help us

777
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,480
maybe she'll

778
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:42,900
you know

779
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,020
give us

780
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:45,440
your butt

781
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,220
she dips

782
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:46,580
her quilt

783
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,100
back in the

784
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:47,440
ink and

785
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:47,740
says man

786
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,040
I hope

787
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,320
this ink

788
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:48,680
does not

789
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,180
run out

790
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,100
before she

791
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:51,640
starts writing

792
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,200
again

793
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,760
can

794
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,260
so

795
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,260
okay

796
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,000
we could

797
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,400
try to

798
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:01,720
keep the

799
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,220
adventurers

800
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:02,800
from coming

801
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,200
here

802
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,960
give me a

803
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,420
persuasion

804
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,160
charisma

805
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,020
check

806
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,060
oh

807
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,000
I have

808
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,380
minus

809
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,100
charisma

810
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,480
don't I

811
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:11,760
oh no

812
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,040
that was

813
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,460
for smelling

814
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:12,820
bad and I

815
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,040
took a

816
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,320
shower

817
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,040
no

818
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:15,380
well that

819
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:15,680
was just

820
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,380
disadvantage

821
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:16,740
yeah

822
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,060
you took

823
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,460
a hobo

824
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:19,740
bath

825
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,100
yeah

826
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,780
hobo

827
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,400
bath

828
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400
wait

829
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,900
do you

830
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,100
think

831
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:26,480
charisma

832
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,140
makes sense

833
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:27,600
because I

834
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,520
am lying

835
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,780
no you're

836
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:31,100
trying to

837
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:31,560
persuade her

838
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,060
to

839
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,960
to stop

840
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,220
writing

841
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:34,840
basically

842
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,100
okay

843
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,380
nine

844
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,620
nine

845
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,800
now

846
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,300
now

847
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:44,980
and then she

848
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:45,340
just goes

849
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:45,700
right back

850
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,060
to writing

851
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:50,840
okay

852
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,420
um

853
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,220
but it

854
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:55,680
did look

855
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,020
like she

856
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,720
thought about

857
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,160
it for a

858
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:57,420
second

859
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:01,000
thought about

860
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,500
letting us

861
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:01,840
help her

862
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,140
keep the

863
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:02,540
adventurers

864
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:02,840
away

865
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,780
or just

866
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:05,080
just

867
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:05,720
stop

868
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,040
writing

869
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,520
in general

870
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,680
you

871
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,460
you try

872
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:09,960
something

873
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,440
dad

874
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,940
she's not

875
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,360
listening

876
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,060
to me

877
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,760
greetings

878
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,220
you

879
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:17,680
try that

880
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:17,900
already

881
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:18,320
try something

882
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,820
different

883
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:22,400
well

884
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:22,840
thou

885
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,900
let us

886
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,520
pass

887
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,500
what are we

888
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:27,880
trying to get

889
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,800
no

890
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,940
I have to

891
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,500
write this

892
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,660
we

893
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,220
are

894
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,140
the editors

895
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,460
and we

896
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:35,800
have come

897
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,140
to see

898
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:36,700
what you're

899
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,420
writing

900
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:37,860
and seeing

901
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,200
if it's

902
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,520
any good

903
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:38,840
for our

904
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,320
publication

905
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,180
all right

906
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:40,820
give me a

907
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,980
charisma check

908
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,180
oh I hope

909
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:43,980
my charisma is as

910
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:44,840
good as max

911
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,900
I hope

912
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,000
you can read

913
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,240
where's charisma

914
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:49,740
okay

915
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,380
you don't have

916
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:51,960
any negative

917
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,480
charisma

918
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,520
just normal

919
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,480
I don't have

920
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:54,860
any negative

921
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:55,160
either

922
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,420
yeah

923
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:55,960
help me

924
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,900
that's worse

925
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,160
no you're not

926
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,660
the editors

927
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,140
I know the

928
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:05,480
editors

929
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:05,960
you're not

930
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,200
them

931
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,780
maybe we're

932
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,200
the editor

933
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,220
you must be

934
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,060
the adventurers

935
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:10,520
that I've been

936
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,320
oh no

937
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:11,840
she's gonna

938
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,700
she's gonna be

939
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,220
in a panic

940
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:13,540
now

941
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,180
oh god damn

942
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:15,480
it

943
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,060
I thought that

944
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:18,820
lie would work

945
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:19,240
I mean

946
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,060
I'm pretty good

947
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:20,560
at looking for

948
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,300
capitals and

949
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,120
punctuation

950
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,940
you're pretty

951
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,500
good at saying

952
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,100
greetings

953
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,520
well you know

954
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,140
it's a good way

955
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:27,540
to start the

956
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:28,240
conversation

957
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,640
how do I roll

958
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,100
you want to put

959
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:34,660
us into

960
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,640
um combat

961
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,120
into the combat

962
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:37,420
check

963
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,400
I'm trying to

964
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,680
figure

965
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,780
if you right

966
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:40,580
click and hit

967
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,360
the little sword

968
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:41,760
and shield

969
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,340
it'll put us

970
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,240
in uh

971
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,760
let me zoom

972
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,320
in this picture

973
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,880
so damn

974
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,200
big

975
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,120
and did

976
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:53,580
um

977
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,360
is there a

978
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,020
character sheet

979
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,060
for the

980
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:57,360
woman

981
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,440
the writer

982
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,200
uh

983
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,780
I did not

984
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,320
make one

985
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,460
did I

986
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,920
there's not

987
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,220
one on

988
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:06,380
the

989
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:11,960
I

990
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,860
did not

991
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,040
I can do

992
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,280
it really

993
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:15,600
quick

994
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,560
or I mean

995
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:16,880
you have one

996
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,300
in front of

997
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:17,840
you you

998
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,020
you just

999
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,340
have to

1000
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,000
roll initiative

1001
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,620
manually I

1002
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:19,880
guess

1003
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,740
or do all

1004
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,060
the rolling

1005
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:25,560
manually

1006
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,800
no I'll

1007
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,540
just like

1008
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,020
I can do

1009
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:29,300
it

1010
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,160
here

1011
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,300
I blame

1012
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:32,560
you

1013
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,840
it's not

1014
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,540
my fault

1015
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540
no

1016
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:35,920
no

1017
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,540
no

1018
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:36,980
no

1019
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:36,980
no

1020
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:41,080
no

1021
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,360
oh

1022
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:43,980
okay

1023
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:49,420
nine

1024
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,820
that was

1025
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,440
definitely not a

1026
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,080
nine that was a

1027
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:53,480
six

1028
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:59,120
oh I get plus

1029
00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,720
three to initiative

1030
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,180
that's why

1031
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,860
do you like

1032
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:04,400
how my dice

1033
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:04,780
is a

1034
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:05,500
has tiger

1035
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,080
print on it

1036
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,460
that's pretty

1037
00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:06,900
cool right

1038
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,680
yeah

1039
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,120
I need to

1040
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,440
pay for

1041
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:08,720
that

1042
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,100
okay so

1043
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,700
who is up

1044
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,580
first

1045
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,640
all right

1046
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,360
um

1047
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,120
okay

1048
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,040
what do you

1049
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:21,760
hit with this

1050
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,160
person

1051
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,400
oh geez

1052
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,280
all right

1053
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:25,720
you know

1054
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,280
since I put

1055
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,800
the picture in

1056
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,260
the foreground

1057
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,420
I'm gonna

1058
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:29,120
move all your

1059
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:29,800
characters to

1060
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,900
the left

1061
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,980
so we can

1062
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:33,600
see how much

1063
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,280
they advance

1064
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,280
that make

1065
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:35,560
sense

1066
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,240
yeah

1067
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,100
so we're

1068
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:38,840
100 feet

1069
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,180
yeah

1070
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:43,220
I'm gonna

1071
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,640
initiate

1072
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,380
mage armor

1073
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,500
can you put

1074
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,040
the oh so

1075
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,620
the writer is

1076
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,040
still over

1077
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:47,620
oh I see

1078
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:47,880
what you're

1079
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,060
doing

1080
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,620
the writer's

1081
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,140
at the top

1082
00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:49,360
yeah

1083
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:49,700
all right

1084
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,420
but I can

1085
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:52,820
move her

1086
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,260
over to

1087
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,000
I can hit

1088
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,300
her from

1089
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:55,600
here just

1090
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:55,840
so you

1091
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,040
know

1092
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,860
because I

1093
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:57,260
have the

1094
00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:57,920
the bow

1095
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,980
okay

1096
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,240
no I was

1097
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,640
I was

1098
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,140
talking to

1099
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:09,480
and I

1100
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:09,820
think I

1101
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,280
broke my

1102
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:10,600
sword

1103
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,760
no you

1104
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,200
don't have

1105
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,500
your bow

1106
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:12,800
anymore

1107
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,540
oh I

1108
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:13,960
broke my

1109
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,300
bow

1110
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,080
you broke

1111
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:15,420
your bow

1112
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:15,800
not your

1113
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,100
sword

1114
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:16,900
can I

1115
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,200
turn my

1116
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:17,620
sword into

1117
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:18,000
a bow

1118
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,760
no

1119
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,800
no

1120
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,420
that was

1121
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:25,020
mean

1122
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,840
you deserved

1123
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,560
it for some

1124
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:28,800
reason

1125
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,360
no I

1126
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:29,860
didn't I

1127
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:30,220
tried I

1128
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:30,820
probably tried

1129
00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:31,420
to not do

1130
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:31,960
it and you

1131
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,340
were like

1132
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,440
you're

1133
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:35,740
trying to

1134
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,020
hit a

1135
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,320
crystal

1136
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:36,820
orb with

1137
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,200
a wooden

1138
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,040
bow

1139
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,480
several

1140
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,160
times

1141
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,000
but I

1142
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,400
feel like

1143
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:42,600
there was

1144
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:42,780
a good

1145
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,180
reason

1146
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,280
oh I

1147
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:44,720
do see

1148
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:44,960
this

1149
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,300
minus

1150
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:45,700
long

1151
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,980
bow

1152
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:46,440
god

1153
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:46,880
damn it

1154
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,580
I meant

1155
00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:47,900
to say

1156
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,300
long

1157
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:48,780
sword

1158
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,560
but I

1159
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:49,720
said

1160
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:49,980
long

1161
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:50,280
bow

1162
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,580
long

1163
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,020
bow

1164
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,980
all right

1165
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,680
um I

1166
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,040
put on

1167
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,320
mage

1168
00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,580
armor

1169
00:24:59,580 --> 00:24:59,940
that's

1170
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,380
the first

1171
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:00,640
thing I

1172
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:00,900
do with

1173
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:01,280
my tag

1174
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:01,500
and I

1175
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:01,720
don't know

1176
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:01,960
how to

1177
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,280
do that

1178
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:02,720
with this

1179
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,240
magic

1180
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:20,720
how do I

1181
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,580
uh how do I

1182
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,180
initiate this

1183
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:22,720
attack or

1184
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,080
whatever I

1185
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,520
don't really

1186
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,000
know I don't

1187
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,340
think I've

1188
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:24,940
never used an

1189
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,100
armor yeah I

1190
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,380
don't know

1191
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:27,140
either uh give

1192
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:27,520
me a second I

1193
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:27,980
gotta grab the

1194
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:28,560
hook really

1195
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,820
quick okay

1196
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,640
I'm assuming

1197
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,320
mage armor

1198
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,540
if you roll

1199
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:32,920
then you

1200
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,900
get more

1201
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:34,280
armor

1202
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,960
I just

1203
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,360
I'm being

1204
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:38,840
more fighting

1205
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,260
the writer

1206
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:39,680
of the book

1207
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,340
I figure we

1208
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:40,560
should be

1209
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,140
pretty armored

1210
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,160
I don't know

1211
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,800
man I'm

1212
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,280
still upset

1213
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,680
about not

1214
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,020
having my

1215
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:46,540
long bow

1216
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:49,680
you're

1217
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:49,920
long

1218
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,200
don

1219
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,580
mage

1220
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,200
mage armor

1221
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,860
you touch a

1222
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:54,320
willing creature

1223
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,760
who isn't

1224
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,380
wearing armor

1225
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:55,620
and a

1226
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:55,900
protective

1227
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,620
magical force

1228
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,100
surrounds it

1229
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:57,500
until the

1230
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,160
spell ends

1231
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,180
the target

1232
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:00,720
speed base

1233
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,480
AC becomes

1234
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,200
13 plus

1235
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,980
its dexterity

1236
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,580
modifier

1237
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:09,300
got it yeah I'm

1238
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,020
gonna be a

1239
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,780
willing creature

1240
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,340
but you're a

1241
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,000
willing creature

1242
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,940
I'm very

1243
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,400
willing all

1244
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400
right so you

1245
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,460
said dexterity

1246
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:23,260
so you would be

1247
00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:23,700
at

1248
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,700
so it's 13

1249
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:28,980
plus its so

1250
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,720
your armor class

1251
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,280
would then go to

1252
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,980
15 got it

1253
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,740
yeah

1254
00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,340
spell ends

1255
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:35,900
if the target

1256
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:36,560
dons armor

1257
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,080
or if you

1258
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,760
dismiss the

1259
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,440
smell the

1260
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,060
spell as an

1261
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,460
action

1262
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,640
you said 13

1263
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,960
15

1264
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,460
it's 13

1265
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:46,960
plus your

1266
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,480
dexterity

1267
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,940
modifier

1268
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,380
just

1269
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:53,060
all right

1270
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:53,520
that's your

1271
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,000
turn then

1272
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,920
yeah

1273
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,100
unless if you

1274
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:56,480
want to move

1275
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:56,820
forward

1276
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,440
no I'm

1277
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,140
very very

1278
00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,920
afraid of this

1279
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,660
godlike lady

1280
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,180
all right

1281
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,040
tiger

1282
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,020
samsung

1283
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:07,540
your turn

1284
00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:09,000
I have a

1285
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,240
question

1286
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,820
I might have

1287
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:12,260
an answer

1288
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,260
so you made

1289
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:14,680
us roll

1290
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,180
initiative

1291
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,400
is

1292
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,640
is there

1293
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,700
like is

1294
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,280
would it be a

1295
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,180
waste of an

1296
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:22,800
action or

1297
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,720
maneuver to

1298
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,120
try to stop

1299
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,780
the combat

1300
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,740
or should I

1301
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,380
just take the

1302
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,060
combat as

1303
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:29,660
it's happening

1304
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:30,020
now

1305
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,100
it's happening

1306
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:31,940
okay

1307
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:32,700
I'm gonna

1308
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:32,920
start

1309
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,620
you both had a

1310
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,100
chance to

1311
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,840
persuade her out

1312
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,960
of this

1313
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,020
and you both

1314
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:37,580
failed so

1315
00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:38,360
okay

1316
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,400
and she looks

1317
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,460
she's mad

1318
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,160
she looks just

1319
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:43,800
as panicked as

1320
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,240
before but now

1321
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,940
she's writing even

1322
00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:46,380
faster

1323
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,060
okay so when

1324
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,320
in her like

1325
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,200
the way she's

1326
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,120
attacking is

1327
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:51,520
her

1328
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,900
like getting

1329
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,520
ready to attack

1330
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:53,880
it looks like

1331
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,140
she's gonna

1332
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:54,620
do it by

1333
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,280
writing stuff

1334
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,180
yeah

1335
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,140
okay

1336
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,900
um

1337
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:06,520
boo I

1338
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,160
what what

1339
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,580
should I do

1340
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,300
I my

1341
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,160
inclination is

1342
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,760
just to start

1343
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,540
charging at this

1344
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:10,940
woman because

1345
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,400
the only thing I

1346
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,840
can do is hit

1347
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,180
her with a

1348
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,520
sword but

1349
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,060
also I feel

1350
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,360
like that's

1351
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:14,920
kind of stupid

1352
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,680
but also what

1353
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,020
else am I

1354
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:17,500
gonna do

1355
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,060
honestly there's

1356
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:19,640
not much this

1357
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,160
is the writer

1358
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,840
of the story

1359
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,560
she's the god

1360
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,000
I don't think

1361
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,400
we're gonna win

1362
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,900
this fight no

1363
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:23,360
matter what we

1364
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:23,600
do

1365
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,020
all right I

1366
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,740
just I'm gonna

1367
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,360
just start

1368
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,840
sprinting towards

1369
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,680
that end of the

1370
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,920
room I but I

1371
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,100
don't I don't

1372
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:32,740
have my sword

1373
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,040
out you know

1374
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,560
like I'm not

1375
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,360
it's not like a

1376
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,540
rallying like I'm

1377
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,100
gonna hit her as

1378
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:37,460
soon as I get

1379
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,220
down there but I

1380
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:38,660
need to get

1381
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:39,400
close to her

1382
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,140
no I was under

1383
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:41,940
booze roll

1384
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,660
should have been

1385
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:43,860
under

1386
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:46,300
uh maybe

1387
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,160
because you

1388
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,420
had him

1389
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:47,700
yeah

1390
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,340
so

1391
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:52,320
all right so

1392
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:52,760
she starts

1393
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,320
scribbling

1394
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,020
furiously

1395
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:54,600
how far did

1396
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:54,980
I get up

1397
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:55,260
there

1398
00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:56,720
uh what's

1399
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,020
your movement

1400
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:57,340
speed

1401
00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:00,520
30 feet

1402
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,620
30 feet

1403
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,140
so you got

1404
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:02,760
30 feet

1405
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,120
so it's only

1406
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,980
so that works

1407
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:05,600
is 30 feet

1408
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,060
per turn

1409
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,760
yes

1410
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,260
I can't

1411
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:09,860
exert myself

1412
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:10,440
to go further

1413
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:10,780
or anything

1414
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,340
like that

1415
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:17,080
no

1416
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,740
okay

1417
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,020
I mean you

1418
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:19,480
might be able

1419
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:19,980
to in other

1420
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:20,860
ones but I'm

1421
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:21,540
not going to

1422
00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:22,320
okay

1423
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,480
I mean because

1424
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,040
you could in

1425
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,780
in Star Wars

1426
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:27,160
that's the only

1427
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,600
reason why I

1428
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:27,860
asked

1429
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,140
I have no

1430
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:29,420
idea

1431
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:33,820
oh wait

1432
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,600
I'm at second

1433
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,120
level right

1434
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,660
yeah

1435
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,320
action surge

1436
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,540
you can push

1437
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,160
yourself beyond

1438
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:41,540
your normal

1439
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,140
limits for a

1440
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:42,380
moment

1441
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:42,920
on your turn

1442
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,300
you can take

1443
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:43,760
one additional

1444
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,480
action on top

1445
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,400
of your regular

1446
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,220
action and a

1447
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:46,900
possible bonus

1448
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:47,320
action

1449
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,720
once you use

1450
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,300
this feature

1451
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,240
you must finish

1452
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,060
a short or long

1453
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:51,760
rest before you

1454
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,560
can do it again

1455
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,100
um

1456
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,260
I yeah I'll do

1457
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,700
that this time

1458
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,040
okay so

1459
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160
so I'm at 60

1460
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,540
where the hell

1461
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,080
did you go

1462
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,740
no say

1463
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:11,100
I'm assuming

1464
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:11,660
I went back

1465
00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:12,540
behind the

1466
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,420
screen maybe

1467
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:13,980
by accident

1468
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,100
no

1469
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:16,600
how do I get

1470
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,180
how do I get

1471
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:17,580
rid of that

1472
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,600
all right I'm

1473
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:18,880
just going to

1474
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,600
get rid of the

1475
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,060
the picture

1476
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:25,140
I mean if

1477
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,060
so when you

1478
00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:26,860
open up when

1479
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,520
you configure the

1480
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,260
room there should

1481
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:28,960
be two lines

1482
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,600
one one

1483
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,720
yeah but just

1484
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,620
copy and paste it

1485
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:33,580
just go in there

1486
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,300
and command a

1487
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:34,780
and command

1488
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:35,660
command c

1489
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,040
and v

1490
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,580
because it's

1491
00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:40,300
just a directory

1492
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:46,100
you know what I

1493
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,080
mean yeah

1494
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,160
or okay

1495
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,840
whichever

1496
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,280
now it's a lot

1497
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:52,700
smaller

1498
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,140
where the hell

1499
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:54,560
is it

1500
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,720
we're up in the

1501
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,520
top right corner

1502
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,180
or I that's

1503
00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:58,700
where it was for

1504
00:30:58,700 --> 00:30:59,180
me anyway

1505
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:01,620
can't see shit

1506
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:06,480
I'm still

1507
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:06,840
not on the

1508
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,880
map so you

1509
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,680
might have to

1510
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,000
put me

1511
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,080
I can't see

1512
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:10,700
the map at

1513
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:10,940
all

1514
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,600
you might have

1515
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,320
to recenter

1516
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:14,780
it I don't

1517
00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:15,080
know how you

1518
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,740
do that

1519
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:23,800
did that do

1520
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:23,960
it

1521
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,280
no because I

1522
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,760
took away the

1523
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,220
picture I

1524
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:26,820
still can't see

1525
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:27,120
anything

1526
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:37,020
yeah I

1527
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:37,260
don't know

1528
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:37,520
where it

1529
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:37,880
all went

1530
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:49,500
oh here

1531
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,020
let me try

1532
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:50,560
let me try

1533
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,980
talking

1534
00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:58,920
no

1535
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,160
oh

1536
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,500
well because

1537
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:01,780
you weren't

1538
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:02,220
on the map

1539
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:02,440
right

1540
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,020
no

1541
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,940
apparently

1542
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,320
not

1543
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,560
you could put

1544
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,060
me in there a

1545
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,780
second time but

1546
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:11,180
you can't even

1547
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:11,720
see where anybody

1548
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,060
is

1549
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:12,440
no

1550
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,260
I don't

1551
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,500
if you zoom

1552
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,060
way out

1553
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:15,680
maybe you

1554
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,220
could see it

1555
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,360
I mean I

1556
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,440
can see it

1557
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:18,780
all

1558
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,520
no

1559
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:29,760
no I've been

1560
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,280
trying to scroll

1561
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,640
out with the

1562
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,040
wheel and

1563
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,380
nothing

1564
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,440
well we don't

1565
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,340
particularly need

1566
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:33,720
it

1567
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,180
boo can you

1568
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:35,680
see anything

1569
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,900
no it's all

1570
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,520
just gray

1571
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,060
I mean I

1572
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:39,460
can see

1573
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,160
gray but I

1574
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:40,420
can see

1575
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:41,180
characters too

1576
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,580
I can't even

1577
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:42,920
see my

1578
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,640
characters but

1579
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,940
maybe because

1580
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:45,620
maybe because

1581
00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:45,980
you're way

1582
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,460
zoomed out

1583
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:46,780
or way

1584
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,220
zoomed in

1585
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:47,540
one or the

1586
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:47,820
other you

1587
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:48,160
can't see

1588
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,580
the grid

1589
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,100
no

1590
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:53,680
you can try

1591
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,160
refreshing

1592
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,640
that's the

1593
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:54,900
only other

1594
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,220
thing you

1595
00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:55,640
can do

1596
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,740
uh

1597
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,180
okay

1598
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,980
I just

1599
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:02,560
refreshed and

1600
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,020
now I can

1601
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:03,300
see the

1602
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:03,620
grid

1603
00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:04,600
okay

1604
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,320
yeah

1605
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:11,480
although

1606
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:11,720
boo

1607
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,300
disappeared

1608
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,460
yeah I

1609
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:13,660
don't know

1610
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:14,020
what happened

1611
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:14,360
I'm still

1612
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:14,620
here

1613
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,300
I

1614
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:15,580
I

1615
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,540
restarted

1616
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,060
so I

1617
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:17,300
was

1618
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:17,840
zoomed out

1619
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:23,520
hey

1620
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,840
that's me

1621
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,420
hey

1622
00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:26,820
that's me

1623
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,020
I'm here

1624
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:32,040
is this

1625
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,240
other

1626
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,100
oh okay

1627
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:33,540
you deleted

1628
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,360
it

1629
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,160
that should

1630
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,480
be a little

1631
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:35,720
bit more

1632
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,180
than halfway

1633
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,480
yeah

1634
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,820
okay

1635
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,600
and

1636
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,740
uh

1637
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,320
was it

1638
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,360
d12

1639
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:54,380
all right

1640
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:54,380
all right

1641
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:54,680
for the

1642
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:54,920
next

1643
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,160
two rounds

1644
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,360
five foot

1645
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:57,720
diameter

1646
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,360
chunks of the

1647
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,260
sealants fall

1648
00:33:59,260 --> 00:33:59,760
at regular

1649
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,280
intervals

1650
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:00,820
stop

1651
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:01,940
pretty much

1652
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,340
making the

1653
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:02,640
room an

1654
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,020
entire

1655
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,580
giant game

1656
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,380
of whack-a-mole

1657
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,500
each round

1658
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,400
of a random

1659
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:07,980
character is

1660
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,680
targeted by a

1661
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,260
smashy bit

1662
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:09,920
must succeed

1663
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,580
on dc

1664
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:11,180
dexterity

1665
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:11,500
saving

1666
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,720
oh I

1667
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:14,920
probably

1668
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,180
shouldn't

1669
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:15,260
have

1670
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:15,400
set

1671
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:15,820
15

1672
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:21,000
so now

1673
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,420
that it

1674
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,200
is the

1675
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,540
tiger you're

1676
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:24,140
not in the

1677
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:24,520
initiative

1678
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,940
anymore

1679
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,020
oh probably

1680
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,120
you must have

1681
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,700
accidentally deleted

1682
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,400
my character

1683
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,360
can you

1684
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,380
you might

1685
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,740
can you just

1686
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,140
set my

1687
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:34,480
initiative

1688
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,140
to

1689
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,880
what it

1690
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,420
was before

1691
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,780
I don't

1692
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,200
know

1693
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,240
all right

1694
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,140
well

1695
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:44,460
because you

1696
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:44,740
guys are

1697
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:44,980
both

1698
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:45,460
npcs

1699
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:45,720
yeah

1700
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,540
pcs

1701
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:46,820
so

1702
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:47,340
well that's

1703
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:47,680
not how it

1704
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,060
goes in

1705
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,060
dnd but

1706
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,000
we can just

1707
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,340
do it

1708
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:50,760
yeah

1709
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,580
okay

1710
00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,520
so now

1711
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:53,840
that it's

1712
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,400
the writer's

1713
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:54,700
turn

1714
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,700
she decides

1715
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,140
to

1716
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,340
drop a

1717
00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:57,900
boulder

1718
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:58,800
or a

1719
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,100
part of

1720
00:34:59,100 --> 00:34:59,240
the

1721
00:34:59,240 --> 00:34:59,480
ceiling

1722
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,100
on

1723
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,900
you know

1724
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,560
random

1725
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,760
so

1726
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:12,520
tiger you're

1727
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,060
1 through

1728
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:14,680
10

1729
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,800
boo you're

1730
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,220
11 through

1731
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:16,580
20

1732
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:20,580
all right

1733
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,160
i can't

1734
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,720
see it

1735
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,860
and tiger

1736
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:23,820
all right

1737
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:24,300
so it hits

1738
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:24,540
me

1739
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:24,980
so i have

1740
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:25,160
to do

1741
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,500
so you have

1742
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:26,880
to do a

1743
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,520
dexterity

1744
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,120
save and

1745
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,360
throw

1746
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,420
all right

1747
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,960
extra it

1748
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,520
nice

1749
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,660
oh no

1750
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:38,320
four i

1751
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,600
thought it

1752
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:38,920
was seven

1753
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,200
all right

1754
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,300
so what

1755
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:41,680
happens to

1756
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,060
me

1757
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,460
do i get

1758
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,140
special powers

1759
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,220
no

1760
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:47,780
that's

1761
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:48,320
dumb

1762
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,260
dumb

1763
00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:51,880
so you take

1764
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,500
two damage

1765
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,560
i think

1766
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,560
oh

1767
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,740
i think i

1768
00:35:58,740 --> 00:35:59,460
have written

1769
00:35:59,460 --> 00:35:59,760
here that

1770
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,040
i was at

1771
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,400
11

1772
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,780
no it

1773
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:02,020
says you

1774
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:02,180
were at

1775
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:02,520
13

1776
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,540
okay

1777
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,000
so i was

1778
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,660
at 13

1779
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,480
and you

1780
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:09,720
said

1781
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,560
minus

1782
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,300
i already

1783
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:11,580
gave it

1784
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:11,940
to you

1785
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,140
i'd like to

1786
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,360
write it

1787
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,800
down too

1788
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,740
okay

1789
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:15,340
minus two

1790
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:15,700
sorry

1791
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,660
all right

1792
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:16,760
all right

1793
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,300
i guess i

1794
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:22,620
should add

1795
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,200
tommy two

1796
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,620
butts into

1797
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:23,900
that

1798
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,040
whatever

1799
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,420
yeah what's

1800
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:27,780
he doing

1801
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,960
he's gonna

1802
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,360
run up

1803
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:29,840
next

1804
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,660
and

1805
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:32,680
let me

1806
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,620
see

1807
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,360
something

1808
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,660
wait it

1809
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,040
still says

1810
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,600
13 on

1811
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:37,840
mine

1812
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,300
yeah oh

1813
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:39,740
you were at

1814
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:40,240
15 i'm

1815
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:40,460
sorry

1816
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,480
you had

1817
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:41,820
the long

1818
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:42,100
rest

1819
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,780
oh okay

1820
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:44,780
what

1821
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,380
because i

1822
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:47,900
took off

1823
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,920
two you

1824
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,200
should be

1825
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,680
at 13

1826
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,940
should be

1827
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:51,480
at 13

1828
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,060
okay

1829
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:52,320
yeah

1830
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,800
let me see

1831
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,360
something about

1832
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:57,860
tell me two

1833
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:58,340
butts really

1834
00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:58,720
quick

1835
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:28,700
Thank you.

1836
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:33,300
I wanted to do 30 feet, so he's not going to be up.

1837
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:42,300
So Tommy Two Butts just runs up 30 feet and hunkers down.

1838
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,800
Hunkers.

1839
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,440
Boo.

1840
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,140
Hunkers.

1841
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,660
Are you fucking kidding me?

1842
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:54,640
Here, it's your turn.

1843
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,600
All right.

1844
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,600
Can I hit her with a frost blast?

1845
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:11,880
What's the range on you?

1846
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,780
Give me one second.

1847
00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:17,980
So it's a ray of frost, right?

1848
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:19,140
Yeah.

1849
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,320
I don't know.

1850
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,780
It says 30 feet under my feet.

1851
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,060
60 feet.

1852
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:30,980
Okay.

1853
00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,420
So you cannot reach.

1854
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,160
I can't reach with that?

1855
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,140
You cannot reach with it.

1856
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,360
You're 100 feet away.

1857
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,900
My God.

1858
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,020
All right.

1859
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:43,200
I run to the left and hide.

1860
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,060
Try to hide anywhere.

1861
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,280
Great.

1862
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,380
There's nowhere to hide, but you can run to the left.

1863
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,540
I run to the left.

1864
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,300
All right.

1865
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:52,720
Useful as always.

1866
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,620
Shut up.

1867
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,400
Sum sum?

1868
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,800
I'm just going to continue to run.

1869
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,500
To the left?

1870
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:02,500
No.

1871
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:06,060
Towards, you know, the enemy.

1872
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:07,580
All right.

1873
00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,000
So you're about 10 feet away?

1874
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,860
Yep.

1875
00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:19,660
All right.

1876
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:23,880
I'm going to do a D6 this time.

1877
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:29,100
That's for some other thing that we don't know about yet?

1878
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:33,020
No, it's for the ceiling, but I forgot to include Tommy Two Butts in the last one.

1879
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:34,300
Okay.

1880
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,300
So Tigers 1 through 2.

1881
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:36,720
Boos.

1882
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,600
You could probably just roll a D4 or D3.

1883
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,560
Try 1 D3.

1884
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,780
No.

1885
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,060
What?

1886
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,200
I don't know.

1887
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,980
No, you put the slash on the wrong side.

1888
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:52,740
Oh.

1889
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:55,140
Yeah.

1890
00:39:55,140 --> 00:40:01,640
All right.

1891
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,220
Tiger, you were going to be second.

1892
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,720
It hits me again.

1893
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,120
No.

1894
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,580
It was going to be Boo.

1895
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,760
Tiger was 1-2.

1896
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,280
Boo was 2-3.

1897
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,280
Or 3-4.

1898
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,500
So dexterity roll?

1899
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,080
Yeah.

1900
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,520
Give me a dexterity save and throw.

1901
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,240
Just normal, right?

1902
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:22,740
Yeah.

1903
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,520
Yeah.

1904
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,640
There's only one way to roll it.

1905
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,800
18.

1906
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,280
All right.

1907
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,340
You successfully dodge out of the way.

1908
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,300
Hooray!

1909
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,240
And then with that...

1910
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:46,280
All right.

1911
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,080
Got another trap coming in.

1912
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,560
Oh, no.

1913
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,340
The writer throws a portal at the party.

1914
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:55,520
Each creature in the room must succeed on a dexterity save and throw.

1915
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,860
Or be teleported back to the room.

1916
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:00,980
Or the beginning of the room.

1917
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,520
All right.

1918
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,220
So everybody give me a dexterity save and throw.

1919
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,460
All right.

1920
00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:11,940
God damn it.

1921
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,200
My rolls are terrible.

1922
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:19,700
It's a dexterity, right?

1923
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:26,240
So Boo rolled a dexterity ability.

1924
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,000
Is that different?

1925
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,640
I wouldn't think so.

1926
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,340
Well, let me try rolling a dexterity ability.

1927
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,100
Oh, I'm sorry.

1928
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,040
I just saw the first dexterity.

1929
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,300
I saw.

1930
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,200
I didn't even know there was two.

1931
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,280
Yeah.

1932
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,500
There's dexterity save, dexterity check.

1933
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,300
Well, that's my fault.

1934
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,440
Let me see.

1935
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,920
Mine's the same.

1936
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,580
I don't know if they're all the same or not.

1937
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,300
I assume it's the same.

1938
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,000
Because your dexterity is going to be the same.

1939
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,540
Right?

1940
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,980
I have no idea.

1941
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:03,260
I don't know if maybe for some reason you get.

1942
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,260
Yeah, mine's the same.

1943
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:04,560
It's the same.

1944
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,320
It's the same on each one of my rolls.

1945
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:06,780
All right.

1946
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:07,200
It's the same.

1947
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:07,940
I just looked at it.

1948
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:09,760
Okay.

1949
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:09,840
So.

1950
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,200
Here and Tommy two butts stay the same.

1951
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,340
Do.

1952
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,340
Are you strong?

1953
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,420
Oh, is teleported back to the beginning of the room?

1954
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:25,220
Well, good thing.

1955
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,360
Jerry saved all of his.

1956
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,440
His progress so far.

1957
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:35,420
Tommy two butts decides to run 30 more feet.

1958
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,980
Is he even equipped with a weapon?

1959
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:38,920
Yeah.

1960
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,100
His butt?

1961
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,480
The churred cannon.

1962
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,180
Oh, he's got.

1963
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,400
He doesn't have the churred cannon.

1964
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,800
He's got.

1965
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,080
Who does have the churred cannon?

1966
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,440
What do you do?

1967
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,880
Oh, my God.

1968
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,040
Probably.

1969
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,840
Jerry has it.

1970
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,220
I have to carry everything.

1971
00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:57,640
Well, then give me the churred cannon.

1972
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,560
Fine.

1973
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,160
Take it.

1974
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,400
I toss it to you.

1975
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,080
All right.

1976
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,040
I have the churred cannon.

1977
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,040
All right.

1978
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840
To an athletic check.

1979
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,820
Is there athletics?

1980
00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:08,060
No, it would be.

1981
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:08,660
I don't.

1982
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,420
You don't think it would be dexterity instead.

1983
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,380
No, I think it would be athletics.

1984
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:16,540
It would be athletics or is it strength?

1985
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,080
Athletics.

1986
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,240
For tiger to catch it, it would be athletics.

1987
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,520
I don't think that's right.

1988
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,100
What do you.

1989
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,620
Why would it be dexterity?

1990
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,220
It doesn't matter.

1991
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:26,740
You got it.

1992
00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,720
Because it's a.

1993
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,320
It's a.

1994
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,600
It's a nat 20.

1995
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,640
You catch it by the trigger before you slam it in your.

1996
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,680
On your back like a really cool person.

1997
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,300
Oh, nice.

1998
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,420
Or where your bow used to be.

1999
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,520
Bow.

2000
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,320
Oh, my bow.

2001
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:42,820
Okay.

2002
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,180
Yeah.

2003
00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:44,660
So now it is cure's turn.

2004
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:50,200
Okay.

2005
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200
Um.

2006
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,880
I don't know what to do with this person.

2007
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,640
Oh, I'm not any closer to her.

2008
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:57,940
Right.

2009
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,460
So.

2010
00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,280
Because you just ran.

2011
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,240
Well, because you didn't move closer.

2012
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,000
I didn't know.

2013
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,340
She seems like she's massive.

2014
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:04,920
I run.

2015
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,520
Uh.

2016
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,480
I run towards her.

2017
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,420
All right.

2018
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:07,800
Okay.

2019
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,320
You can only go.

2020
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,320
I think your movement's 30 feet.

2021
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,360
Yeah.

2022
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,900
So.

2023
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,260
I think that's a pretty typical.

2024
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:17,160
Movement speed.

2025
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,260
No, I'd see it on.

2026
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:19,680
Oh, yeah.

2027
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,160
30 feet.

2028
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:20,740
Yeah, I see it.

2029
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,660
Okay.

2030
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,180
So.

2031
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:26,060
Ari is 100 feet away.

2032
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,240
Cure is 60 feet.

2033
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,920
No, 70 feet away.

2034
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,480
And Tommy.

2035
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,580
Two butts is 40 feet away.

2036
00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:35,060
Two butts.

2037
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:35,660
So.

2038
00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:35,860
Go.

2039
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:37,280
So Ari.

2040
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,760
Strongbowed is your turn.

2041
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760
Well.

2042
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,160
Uh.

2043
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,800
What's the range of the churd cannon?

2044
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,220
And now I will tell you this.

2045
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,680
The churd cannon can only be fired once.

2046
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,220
All right.

2047
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:52,060
Uh.

2048
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,260
Yeah, I'm not.

2049
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:53,780
I don't.

2050
00:44:53,780 --> 00:44:55,020
My butt.

2051
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,180
Uh.

2052
00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:57,640
So.

2053
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,380
I guess I will run 30 feet again.

2054
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:02,580
All right.

2055
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:04,140
So now you're at 70 feet.

2056
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,800
Yeah.

2057
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,500
All right.

2058
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,300
The writer's turn.

2059
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,300
Oh.

2060
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,240
It's the portal again.

2061
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,500
Oh, great.

2062
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,400
Everyone's got it.

2063
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,340
It's a 30 saving throw.

2064
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:37,380
From all of us?

2065
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:38,180
Yep.

2066
00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:39,600
My God.

2067
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:45,320
All right.

2068
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,680
Cure is the only one that is transported back to the beginning of the run.

2069
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,440
Who is?

2070
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,720
Cure.

2071
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,360
Okay.

2072
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,580
Tommy.

2073
00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:56,840
Wait.

2074
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,660
What did I even roll?

2075
00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,440
He rolled a 21.

2076
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,420
Oh.

2077
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:02,860
Nice.

2078
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,340
Yeah.

2079
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,400
So Tommy.

2080
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,800
Two butts runs up 30 feet.

2081
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,140
He is now 10 feet away.

2082
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:13,100
And decides to.

2083
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:19,320
Swing with his javelin.

2084
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,520
Javelin.

2085
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,040
Is that how you use a javelin?

2086
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,680
Javelin to me sounds like a ranged weapon.

2087
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,520
Yeah.

2088
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,460
But you can also hit some.

2089
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:30,440
It's like a spear.

2090
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,360
All right.

2091
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,140
But he probably could have used it earlier.

2092
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:36,920
I guess.

2093
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,960
Yeah.

2094
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,360
Piece of shit.

2095
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:57,500
All right.

2096
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,460
He hits.

2097
00:46:58,460 --> 00:47:01,720
Oh.

2098
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,360
Oh.

2099
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:17,440
Oh.

2100
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,820
Does he do damage?

2101
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:19,200
Six damage.

2102
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:19,980
Yes.

2103
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:20,660
Six damage.

2104
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:21,240
To who?

2105
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,380
The writer.

2106
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,280
Yes.

2107
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,960
Six.

2108
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,080
All right.

2109
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,540
Thank you.

2110
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,140
And now it is Ari's turn.

2111
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:36,700
Sumter.

2112
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:41,240
Oh.

2113
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,480
I forgot my name.

2114
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,840
I forgot my name and character.

2115
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,300
Okay.

2116
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,700
Um.

2117
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,440
I will move 30 feet forward.

2118
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,660
I won't see that coming.

2119
00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:58,540
It'll be at 40 feet then?

2120
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,240
Yep.

2121
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,540
Uh.

2122
00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:02,560
Cure.

2123
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,380
Your turn.

2124
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,740
I move 30 feet forward.

2125
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:08,120
Oh.

2126
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:08,940
Okay.

2127
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,860
So you are at 70 feet.

2128
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:10,940
70 feet.

2129
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:24,340
All right.

2130
00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:27,040
Magic orbs appear.

2131
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,580
Buzzing around the room and flashing psychedelic patterns.

2132
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:30,460
People.

2133
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:33,460
All right.

2134
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,540
Everybody give me a wisdom saving throw.

2135
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:38,720
I'm sure I have great wisdom.

2136
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,920
The zombies did say you were brainless.

2137
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,260
Wisdom.

2138
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,340
What do they know?

2139
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:51,120
Right.

2140
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,060
Uh oh.

2141
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:56,520
Ari Strongbow is the only one that did not pass.

2142
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,620
Mm hmm.

2143
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,600
Mm hmm.

2144
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:07,120
So what?

2145
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:07,980
They go insane?

2146
00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:10,360
No.

2147
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,840
Do I get cool powers?

2148
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:20,120
All right.

2149
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,640
So you can't take reactions until the end of your next turn.

2150
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,560
That's fine.

2151
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,820
On your turn you cannot move.

2152
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,820
Oh.

2153
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:31,180
And it uses its action to make Amelia arrange it.

2154
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:37,320
If you can't do it then.

2155
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,460
You don't do anything.

2156
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:40,920
I.

2157
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,060
You cut out.

2158
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:43,640
Use it a melee or what?

2159
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,300
You can do melee or a range attack.

2160
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:50,260
As long as someone or another creature is within range.

2161
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,020
Yeah.

2162
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:51,700
I don't know.

2163
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:52,540
It's within range.

2164
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,160
So you got hit with the confusion, right?

2165
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,180
Oh, great.

2166
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:56,940
I'm confused.

2167
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,480
I'm so confused.

2168
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:04,320
All right.

2169
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,260
So it is Tommy two butts turn.

2170
00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:07,820
Tommy two ducks.

2171
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:09,720
He's going to have to bail us out.

2172
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:10,980
Right.

2173
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:13,700
Right.

2174
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:13,780
Right.

2175
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:17,140
I don't know why I did that.

2176
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:20,040
Oh, he missed widely with his javelin.

2177
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,700
His javelin.

2178
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:24,720
Not so widely that he hurt himself, right?

2179
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,700
No.

2180
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,140
No.

2181
00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:26,480
Okay.

2182
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,560
That's good.

2183
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:32,120
He grabbed onto one of his cheeks thinking he might have.

2184
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120
He might have pulled a glute.

2185
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,620
It's very butt centric.

2186
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:40,300
I mean, he does have two butts.

2187
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:42,120
Oh, yeah.

2188
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,040
I guess that's double the chances of pulling a glute.

2189
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,360
Yeah.

2190
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:51,800
All right.

2191
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,620
That makes it a cure's turn.

2192
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,660
It is.

2193
00:50:55,660 --> 00:50:56,480
No.

2194
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,180
Cure's turn.

2195
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,540
Is it?

2196
00:50:58,540 --> 00:50:58,780
Okay.

2197
00:50:58,780 --> 00:50:59,500
Yeah.

2198
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,280
Because that works like fogged.

2199
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,300
I'm sorry.

2200
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:05,400
What's my range now?

2201
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,740
My end range yet?

2202
00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:08,500
You're at 70 feet.

2203
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:12,280
So I move up another 30 because it's a 50-50.

2204
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,120
You're at 30 feet shot, right?

2205
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:15,680
Yeah.

2206
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,620
So you'll be at 40.

2207
00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,460
Okay.

2208
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:20,060
You'll be at the same distance as me.

2209
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,760
Cool.

2210
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,060
Are you going right next to Ari?

2211
00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:26,040
Sure.

2212
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,420
All right.

2213
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:28,860
Then.

2214
00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:31,960
I'm trying to roll the D20.

2215
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:35,300
Of what?

2216
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,520
Okay.

2217
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,140
It doesn't matter.

2218
00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:39,080
You got to roll the D20 because he walked up next to you.

2219
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,680
What?

2220
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,480
I don't know.

2221
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,820
I don't know what this rule is.

2222
00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:48,880
Oh, that's great.

2223
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,560
Because you were confused, you would strike anything that came with range to you.

2224
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,960
Oh, I didn't realize.

2225
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,000
He came up next to you.

2226
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,120
I didn't realize.

2227
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,900
So that's an effect of the confusion, right?

2228
00:51:58,900 --> 00:51:59,700
Yes.

2229
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:00,120
Okay.

2230
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:07,060
Well, I'm very confused and yes, I'm one might say critically confused.

2231
00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:07,880
Yeah.

2232
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,980
Actually, you're, you got so confused when you swung your, swung your miss, you fell over.

2233
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:13,560
Now you're probably.

2234
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,040
But I didn't hit anybody.

2235
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,600
You did not hit anyone.

2236
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,320
Okay.

2237
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:22,340
It's like you swing at something so fast, so hard that you just like spun around.

2238
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,300
Yeah.

2239
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,460
Right.

2240
00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:28,560
I guess I would be confused if I swung because I'm nowhere near anybody.

2241
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,340
Well, he was within range.

2242
00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:32,980
Yeah.

2243
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:37,940
I, well, no, I, I get the effect happened, but I would have to be confused.

2244
00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:38,640
Okay.

2245
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,880
Uh, it's my turn.

2246
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,540
I can't, I can't do anything and I'm laying down anyway.

2247
00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:43,340
Can I get up?

2248
00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:44,180
Yeah.

2249
00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:44,800
I'll let you get up.

2250
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,640
Oh, gee.

2251
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,360
Thanks God.

2252
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:53,880
Oh, he's looking his book in a way to punish me.

2253
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,400
All right.

2254
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:03,300
Now it is the writer's turn.

2255
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:04,160
Great.

2256
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:13,880
Uh-oh.

2257
00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,420
Magic orbs appear again.

2258
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:17,040
Mm-hmm.

2259
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,280
Give me a wisdom saving throw.

2260
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,480
Wisdom saving throw.

2261
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,560
Yep.

2262
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,580
I'm confused for another turn.

2263
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,480
All right.

2264
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,020
Tommy Two Butts is the only one that is not confused.

2265
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:35,120
Well, that's actually helpful.

2266
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,040
No.

2267
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:37,040
No.

2268
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,560
Well, on a saving throw, who does a tie go to?

2269
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,560
I don't know.

2270
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,580
You're the dungeon master.

2271
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:50,840
Also, you listen to a lot of, uh, Adventure Zone.

2272
00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,220
Well, they're doing something different.

2273
00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:55,420
Well, they were doing.

2274
00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:56,860
They were.

2275
00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:57,140
Yeah.

2276
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:57,180
Yeah.

2277
00:53:57,180 --> 00:53:58,540
Who wins?

2278
00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:00,040
Who wins ties?

2279
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,960
One, the attacker.

2280
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,780
Two, the one making a save.

2281
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,440
Three, the one rolling a check.

2282
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,000
Four stays a tie.

2283
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,320
Okay.

2284
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:08,380
Okay.

2285
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:08,940
So.

2286
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:13,800
Ari Strombo stays confused again.

2287
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,860
Yeah.

2288
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:16,760
Everyone else is fine.

2289
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,580
Yeah.

2290
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:19,360
Everyone else is fine.

2291
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,380
All right.

2292
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,420
Tommy Two Butts takes another whack.

2293
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,160
So I guess it's 12.

2294
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,660
That I had to beat.

2295
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:26,740
Yeah.

2296
00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:30,780
All right.

2297
00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:32,320
I rolled a 12.

2298
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,600
Or did I?

2299
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,880
Is that my second roll?

2300
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,980
Whatever.

2301
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,240
That was the one where you were trying to see something.

2302
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:40,660
Okay.

2303
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,200
All right.

2304
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,700
Sorry.

2305
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:48,420
All right.

2306
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,520
After that, the.

2307
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,600
So.

2308
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,640
Tommy Two Butts comes up with his javelin.

2309
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,580
and stabs it right through.

2310
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,700
Face.

2311
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:56,280
Through her face?

2312
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,460
Yeah.

2313
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,480
Was she pretty?

2314
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:58,840
Lord.

2315
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,340
She.

2316
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:01,140
She was.

2317
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,080
The sexiest thing you've ever seen.

2318
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,000
Oh my God.

2319
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,940
He removes the javelin.

2320
00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:09,740
And the body just falls limp over the table.

2321
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,440
Oh.

2322
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,560
She was so sexy.

2323
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:11,960
Oh.

2324
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,820
But I'm confused.

2325
00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:13,300
I guess.

2326
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:13,740
Still.

2327
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:16,440
I mean.

2328
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:16,960
You would be.

2329
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,780
The room appears back to the way it was before.

2330
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:22,440
Which was.

2331
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,180
Just white.

2332
00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:24,900
Just white.

2333
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,020
Well, I'm glad we were able to solve this peacefully.

2334
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,920
Tommy Two Butts.

2335
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,340
That was.

2336
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,260
Particularly brutal.

2337
00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,000
Well, you guys weren't fucking doing anything.

2338
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000
I know.

2339
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,360
She was doing.

2340
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:37,380
But.

2341
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,820
She was very far away.

2342
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,960
She's going to have to have a closed task.

2343
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,940
You ran the exact opposite direction.

2344
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,660
I was trying to dodge.

2345
00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:47,820
The room is empty except for this desk.

2346
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,620
Oh no.

2347
00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:49,840
And the orbs.

2348
00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:52,500
That means I got a lot of space to room.

2349
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,220
I got a lot of space to work with.

2350
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,000
I just.

2351
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,160
I just picked one direction.

2352
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,860
You're a terrible warrior.

2353
00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:59,520
And the portals.

2354
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,820
You don't have the chart.

2355
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:01,680
The churd cannon.

2356
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,000
Do you?

2357
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,080
Yeah.

2358
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,060
I do not.

2359
00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:05,480
Oh, thank God.

2360
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,620
Shut up.

2361
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,760
Nothing would have to call that.

2362
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,500
If you.

2363
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,400
If you had it.

2364
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,460
Yeah.

2365
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,560
Well, I have the churd cannon.

2366
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,220
So.

2367
00:56:13,220 --> 00:56:15,140
Yeah.

2368
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:16,300
Let's lick tits.

2369
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,560
Wow.

2370
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,580
Wow.

2371
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:20,840
Wow.

2372
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,240
Tommy Two Butts rubs the blood off of his spear.

2373
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,400
Or his javelin.

2374
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,040
On her clothes.

2375
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:28,900
Before.

2376
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:30,780
Before going through the.

2377
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,460
The top door.

2378
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:35,320
I'm sure there will be no ramifications.

2379
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,120
From having killed the writer of the dungeon.

2380
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,580
No, dude.

2381
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:40,140
They were cool.

2382
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:41,120
Everything's cool.

2383
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,240
We're cool.

2384
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:43,840
All right.

2385
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,800
Break time.

2386
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,200
All right.

2387
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:52,100
Lunch time.

2388
00:56:52,100 --> 00:57:22,080
Thank you.

2389
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,960
Thank you.

2390
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,840
Oh, it's Judge Judy.

2391
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,520
Checking her watch.

2392
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,640
I was late.

2393
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,520
It's cold in here.

2394
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:43,240
Feels good.

2395
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:48,200
No, it was cold all day.

2396
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,500
Yeah, but it's pretty nice.

2397
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,440
Yeah, fine.

2398
01:00:53,440 --> 01:01:06,000
Is that a sippy cup?

2399
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,480
Yeah.

2400
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,880
It's the only way to drink 10 high.

2401
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,660
It's a thermos.

2402
01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:13,460
Oh.

2403
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,380
It stays cool.

2404
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:28,100
All right.

2405
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,300
I'm glad you guys.

2406
01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,340
I'm glad you guys finally got around to this room.

2407
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:33,540
Support it on Patreon.

2408
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:33,540
What the...

2409
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:33,540
What?

2410
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:42,040
Oh, my God.

2411
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,060
Well, what do we have here?

2412
01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:46,100
Let's take a look.

2413
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:47,100
Some kind of design.

2414
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,060
Some kind of design is carved in a relief on the floor.

2415
01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:49,060
Some kind of designs carved in a relief on the floor.

2416
01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:53,380
From above, you realize that these designs are actually dozens of tiny hallways connected to it.

2417
01:01:53,380 --> 01:02:00,540
Some have teeth's treasure chests, while others have tiny traps that would have trouble catching a mouse.

2418
01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,540
Or some nice these traps are...

2419
01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:05,780
Sorry, that was a note to myself.

2420
01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:06,780
Shouldn't have read that part.

2421
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:13,120
So, this is a carving on the ground?

2422
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,600
Yeah, it's like...

2423
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,520
It's like recessed into the ground.

2424
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,540
So, you guys are standing above it.

2425
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,760
But they're not actually walls.

2426
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,260
What?

2427
01:02:21,260 --> 01:02:23,160
They're not like walls.

2428
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:23,880
They're like...

2429
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,480
It's like a carving on the floor.

2430
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,000
Yeah, but I mean, it's like...

2431
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,300
You know that game that we played on the Oculus?

2432
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:35,260
Where there were like tiny rooms and stuff?

2433
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:36,420
And like, there's walls built up?

2434
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,940
I think that was an assumption that those were actually walls.

2435
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:44,100
Well, I mean, sometimes there were walls.

2436
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:44,980
There were doors and stuff.

2437
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:45,800
Yeah.

2438
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,840
Yeah.

2439
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,920
Alright.

2440
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:59,140
So, this room is filled with a top-down view of a minuscule scale dungeon.

2441
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:05,680
An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard

2442
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,680
cheerfully slogged their way through the tiny dungeon.

2443
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,400
It's really adorable.

2444
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:11,900
Oh, so we're watching like...

2445
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:12,980
It's like a dollhouse almost.

2446
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,380
Kind of, yeah.

2447
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,060
Okay.

2448
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:18,080
So, lying on the stone floor outside the minuscule dungeon,

2449
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,320
several carved wooden figurines.

2450
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,780
A green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.

2451
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:29,480
The door on the opposite side is locked.

2452
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:33,000
So, one of these spiders is supposed to be a zombie?

2453
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,880
Oh, shit.

2454
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,160
Yeah.

2455
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:38,040
My god.

2456
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,680
Not it.

2457
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:48,840
What?

2458
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,700
I don't know.

2459
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:54,340
Is it just the picture of the zombie is cool?

2460
01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:56,340
Ugh.

2461
01:03:56,340 --> 01:04:01,720
Alright.

2462
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,100
What do you guys do?

2463
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:06,340
Well, this is strange.

2464
01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:09,460
The adventurers, they're made of wood, too?

2465
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:12,600
They're just little figurines, yeah.

2466
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,140
Okay.

2467
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,900
But they're moving on their own, or they're just...

2468
01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:18,280
It's just...

2469
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:18,320
Yeah.

2470
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,640
Yeah, they're moving on their own.

2471
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,800
Are they doing magic?

2472
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,720
I mean, they're walking along the dungeon.

2473
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,500
Well, this is strange.

2474
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:35,160
Do you think it's magnets?

2475
01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:37,960
It's probably magnets.

2476
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,640
I still can't figure out how to get myself not upside down.

2477
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:47,800
So, as you sit there watching and...

2478
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:52,280
Okay.

2479
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,160
You see the tiny...

2480
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,020
The tiny...

2481
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,020
Party...

2482
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,860
Walking around.

2483
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:08,580
You just see them, you know, open doors, check things out.

2484
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:12,020
You know, not really doing much.

2485
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:13,620
And they get to a room with a treasure chest.

2486
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:17,240
They take what's inside, and then they go to the last room.

2487
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:21,000
Do they have all their butts about them?

2488
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,940
Yes.

2489
01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:22,680
Okay.

2490
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,880
They look very confused, as there's no...

2491
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,380
You would think that there's a final boss or something to fight.

2492
01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:35,940
Then they walk through the door at the end, and they just reappear at the beginning.

2493
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:40,720
Oh, I feel like this is maybe portentous.

2494
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,040
Foreshadowing?

2495
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:43,840
No.

2496
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,160
There's no writer of this game anymore.

2497
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,780
There can't be any good foreshadowing.

2498
01:05:48,780 --> 01:05:50,040
Well, maybe it's just looping.

2499
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,720
So, do they keep doing it, or are they at the beginning now?

2500
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,580
They're at the beginning, and they still look very confused.

2501
01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:03,500
Can we talk to them?

2502
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:09,060
You can try.

2503
01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:11,000
Hey, hey.

2504
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,220
Do your thou thing.

2505
01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:14,860
Greetings!

2506
01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:15,060
Greetings!

2507
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:20,220
Art thou made of wood?

2508
01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:26,220
They just keep walking through the tiny little dungeon.

2509
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:28,580
I don't think they understood me.

2510
01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:30,400
Are they repeating the exact same thing?

2511
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,840
Or do they do it differently every time?

2512
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:33,940
Like pattern?

2513
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,600
Yeah.

2514
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,200
Like the underpants gnomes?

2515
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,120
They do it differently, but...

2516
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,780
If you look, they can only do it like two times.

2517
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:42,440
And then they're...

2518
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,700
You know, they can only do like a couple different routes.

2519
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:46,560
Okay.

2520
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,300
Oh, I see.

2521
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:52,220
Um...

2522
01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,660
And then they get to the end.

2523
01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:57,740
And...

2524
01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:00,720
Do they ever battle the things in the corners?

2525
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:02,640
No.

2526
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,580
There's nothing in the final room for them to battle.

2527
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,460
Okay.

2528
01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,060
Uh...

2529
01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:09,240
I think maybe we should...

2530
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,240
Make it...

2531
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,780
Make them a battle.

2532
01:07:11,780 --> 01:07:17,240
So let's...

2533
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,740
Let's toss a spider in there.

2534
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:22,060
So I...

2535
01:07:22,060 --> 01:07:22,780
I'd like to...

2536
01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:23,880
Can I pick up the spider?

2537
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,660
Does that make sense?

2538
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:26,300
Yeah.

2539
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:26,920
Okay.

2540
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,100
I would like to put the spider in front of them.

2541
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,400
Put the spider in the...

2542
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,240
In the final...

2543
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,320
In the final battle room?

2544
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:32,540
Yeah.

2545
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:33,540
Okay.

2546
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:36,660
So they eventually make their way back there again.

2547
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,540
I get...

2548
01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:39,460
The spider.

2549
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:41,420
And you see him fighting it.

2550
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,420
And you see...

2551
01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:44,320
Rays of frost and magic missiles.

2552
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,320
Sword swinging and arrows flying.

2553
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,320
Oh, it's a big spider?

2554
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,160
It's a giant...

2555
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:49,800
Yeah, it's a big...

2556
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,000
It's a spider that's bigger than that.

2557
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,780
Oh, no.

2558
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,240
I thought it was a small spider.

2559
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,480
They would just have to step on it.

2560
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,360
No.

2561
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,600
No.

2562
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,700
Um...

2563
01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,780
Though...

2564
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:01,220
After a while...

2565
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:03,240
They do defeat the spider.

2566
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,040
And they're all happy.

2567
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,700
And they go through the door.

2568
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,400
And they reappear at the end.

2569
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:10,780
Oh, no.

2570
01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:12,420
The beginning again.

2571
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:12,720
God.

2572
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,880
God.

2573
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,420
And they just look so tired.

2574
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,640
Just so tired.

2575
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,520
And they're...

2576
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,640
Like, they've been doing this...

2577
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,320
For a thousand years.

2578
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:22,640
And they just...

2579
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,500
Kind of, like, want it to end.

2580
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,600
All right.

2581
01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:28,320
Can we destroy the...

2582
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,020
One of the figurines?

2583
01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,560
I'd like to take one and, like...

2584
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,100
I don't know.

2585
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:31,600
Burn it?

2586
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,680
Maybe the...

2587
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:34,600
Uh...

2588
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,660
The zombie one?

2589
01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:37,380
No.

2590
01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:40,320
Any attempt to take it outside of the...

2591
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,320
The...

2592
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,320
Board game...

2593
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,320
Makes it disappear and reappear right back on the...

2594
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,020
The field.

2595
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,500
In the corner.

2596
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,680
All right.

2597
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:51,320
Well...

2598
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,780
What do you...

2599
01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:54,420
What do you...

2600
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,880
Should we just keep putting one by one these characters in there?

2601
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:02,780
I feel like if we put them all in there at once, they'll get destroyed.

2602
01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:03,860
Which...

2603
01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:05,080
On one case...

2604
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,400
On one hand, I'd like to see.

2605
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,720
Because that sounds fun.

2606
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,660
On the other hand, I think this is...

2607
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:12,000
I don't know.

2608
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,360
Representative of something that might happen to us.

2609
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:21,620
So, no opinion?

2610
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,400
I don't know.

2611
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:28,240
I don't know if you should light them on fire.

2612
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,160
Well, it didn't work anyway.

2613
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,120
So, I guess...

2614
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,800
I guess that didn't come back to bite us.

2615
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,340
No, I wasn't trying to light the characters on fire.

2616
01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:37,040
I was trying to light the bad guys on fire.

2617
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:44,880
I have no idea what we're supposed to do here.

2618
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,320
Okay.

2619
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,400
Okay.

2620
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,380
I'll put the zombie in at the end.

2621
01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:54,380
Put the zombie in at the end, or...

2622
01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:59,660
So, the adventurers make their way over.

2623
01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,000
Yeah.

2624
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,520
Swim this fucking thing.

2625
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,600
And they...

2626
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,680
They start battling again, and it becomes...

2627
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,600
It's a little bit more hairy than...

2628
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,060
Than the spider.

2629
01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:15,280
It's a close call, but eventually they do defeat the zombie.

2630
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,320
Okay.

2631
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,920
They walk through that final door, and reappear at the beginning again.

2632
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,500
And they look even more tired,

2633
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:27,600
And even more upset.

2634
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:31,720
See?

2635
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,620
Uh...

2636
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,580
Pride spiners.

2637
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:38,940
Well, I think eventually...

2638
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:39,860
Well, I don't know.

2639
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:41,900
On one hand, I think that...

2640
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,280
The solution might be...

2641
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,520
If there is a solution...

2642
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,640
Would be to...

2643
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:49,260
Just one by one, put all of these bosses in there...

2644
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:51,800
Until they're all defeated, and then they'll be able to go through the door.

2645
01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,140
However, I don't want them to die.

2646
01:10:54,140 --> 01:11:00,340
I say we just keep throwing bosses.

2647
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:00,760
I don't know.

2648
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:01,180
I don't...

2649
01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:01,480
I...

2650
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,680
I'm kind of confused on the puzzle here.

2651
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,540
Okay.

2652
01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:05,540
I think you might be right.

2653
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,040
Then I guess we just keep doing that.

2654
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:14,120
Okay.

2655
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,000
Which one do you put in there?

2656
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,560
The ogre or the dragon?

2657
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,400
Let's do dragon.

2658
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,380
Like dragons.

2659
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:22,100
Dragon?

2660
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,100
Dragon.

2661
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,100
They're gonna get...

2662
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:24,740
They're gonna get...

2663
01:11:24,740 --> 01:11:25,220
Dragon man.

2664
01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,400
I'm gonna get obliterated by this thing.

2665
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:31,600
They walk into that door...

2666
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,980
And they see a huge dragon...

2667
01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:34,300
And you can tell they shit themselves.

2668
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,140
Yeah.

2669
01:11:35,140 --> 01:11:36,720
Can we smell it?

2670
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,120
Do we hear tiny little farts?

2671
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:41,760
Tiny little farts.

2672
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,240
And how scared they are.

2673
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,160
They try to run away...

2674
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:44,820
But the...

2675
01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:46,680
Slams shut behind them...

2676
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,640
Locking them...

2677
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:47,960
Or...

2678
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,020
Locking them into the room.

2679
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:51,020
Can we reach into it now?

2680
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:53,360
You can try.

2681
01:11:53,820 --> 01:11:54,080
Alright.

2682
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,120
I'm gonna try to reach in...

2683
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:55,880
And take the dragon out.

2684
01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:00,660
As you do that...

2685
01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:01,860
He hits you with his tail.

2686
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:02,720
Ow.

2687
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,980
Giving you...

2688
01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:06,980
One...

2689
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:08,200
Injury.

2690
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,060
Oh.

2691
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:12,860
So you lose one health.

2692
01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:16,020
So you are down to 12?

2693
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,220
That's what I have.

2694
01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:17,580
Yeah.

2695
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,980
Did you do it digitally?

2696
01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:20,160
Yeah.

2697
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:20,620
Okay.

2698
01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:26,520
So you can't help but watch this fight...

2699
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:26,960
As it...

2700
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,860
As it happens.

2701
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:29,000
And they put up their...

2702
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,140
They put up a good fight.

2703
01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:31,160
But slowly...

2704
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:31,960
One by one...

2705
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,960
The adventurers...

2706
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,480
Die.

2707
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:37,560
Great.

2708
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,960
The dragon roars...

2709
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,960
In victory...

2710
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,600
You see a tiny little chest...

2711
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,960
Pop open on the...

2712
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,680
The game board...

2713
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,340
And the door on the opposite side...

2714
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:54,480
Well...

2715
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:54,700
Yeah.

2716
01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:54,920
What?

2717
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,920
So the door unlocks...

2718
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:57,620
When they get defeated?

2719
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,000
Yeah.

2720
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,960
They had to put them out of their misery.

2721
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,120
Alright.

2722
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:04,700
Wow.

2723
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:05,780
Does that mean...

2724
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:07,240
They've been doing it for thousands...

2725
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,040
And thousands of years.

2726
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,720
They just wanted it to...

2727
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,760
See?

2728
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,800
I...

2729
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:12,640
I told you...

2730
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,100
We should have just burned them all.

2731
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:15,940
I tried burning...

2732
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,340
It was not something you could do.

2733
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,920
I told you...

2734
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,220
We had to just burn them all.

2735
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,920
You say a lot of things...

2736
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:22,280
But...

2737
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,420
That doesn't help us.

2738
01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:25,360
I mean...

2739
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,160
It opens the door.

2740
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,880
Oh.

2741
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,800
Oh.

2742
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,720
And a chest popped open.

2743
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,220
Alright.

2744
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:33,620
I'll...

2745
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:35,040
I'll open the chest, I guess.

2746
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,680
Or what's in the chest.

2747
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:37,860
Alright.

2748
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:43,840
Inside is an unbelievably tiny wand of magic missiles.

2749
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,360
Oh, great.

2750
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:46,600
What do you do with this?

2751
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,900
It works normally...

2752
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:52,780
But a character has a 50% chance of losing it each time...

2753
01:13:52,780 --> 01:13:54,160
It is used or put away again.

2754
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,080
Ugh.

2755
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,900
A detect magic spell can help find it.

2756
01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,000
Alright.

2757
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,200
Mine.

2758
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,780
Yeah, you can have the magic crap.

2759
01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:05,360
You already have a...

2760
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,300
Magic missile spell.

2761
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,940
Why can't I have more?

2762
01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:11,940
Yeah, well...

2763
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:13,220
What...

2764
01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:14,280
Is magic missile...

2765
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:14,840
Is that...

2766
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:15,800
You can all use it once?

2767
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,420
I think you have to prepare them.

2768
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:21,240
You can't hold your children with nuclear arms.

2769
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,620
That doesn't fit here.

2770
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:31,700
Is...

2771
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,820
Is magic missile one of his prepared spells?

2772
01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:36,580
I think so, yeah.

2773
01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:38,560
What are your prepared spells?

2774
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,560
Um...

2775
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,560
Um...

2776
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:43,560
Uh...

2777
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,560
Magic missiles, burning hands, and, uh...

2778
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,700
Mage armor.

2779
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,960
Mage armor.

2780
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,060
Oh.

2781
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,440
So you can't even benefit from having it.

2782
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,600
I could have two of them.

2783
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,300
Oh.

2784
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,560
You can't use...

2785
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,700
Two of them.

2786
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,540
Can't I?

2787
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:02,660
What would you use two of them for?

2788
01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:04,760
Missiles.

2789
01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:07,680
I...

2790
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,820
Well, I don't know, Annie.

2791
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:09,280
Can you...

2792
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:09,720
I'm under...

2793
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:10,180
I misunderstood.

2794
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:10,860
I misunderstood.

2795
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:14,700
I'm misunderstanding that because I am under the impression that I can only use magic missile

2796
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:18,180
either once or three times depending on if I use the other spells.

2797
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:22,380
So if I have an additional magic missile, does that mean that...

2798
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,960
Isn't that, like, separate from my prepared spells?

2799
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,380
Or is that, like, counted in there?

2800
01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:30,540
I don't know.

2801
01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:33,360
I don't know how many times you can cast spells that you've prepared.

2802
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,320
I'm...

2803
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:35,660
I think...

2804
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:36,940
I think we talked about this.

2805
01:15:36,940 --> 01:15:42,580
I think I can cast either one spell three times or all three spells once.

2806
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,200
Of my...

2807
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,420
Of my prepared spells.

2808
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,780
If you have a prepared spell of your three prepared spells, because you've...

2809
01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:49,680
And you've...

2810
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,680
Reused...

2811
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,200
With your...

2812
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:53,440
Oh, no.

2813
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:53,780
Yeah.

2814
01:15:53,780 --> 01:15:54,640
With your mage armor.

2815
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:58,160
So you can use two more of your prepared spells.

2816
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:02,860
And it can either be two magic missiles or a magic missile and a...

2817
01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:03,480
And something else.

2818
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,080
Or it doesn't have to be a magic missile at all.

2819
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:05,420
But...

2820
01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:07,380
You just have three prepared spells that you...

2821
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:09,100
That you can use three times.

2822
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:09,220
Right.

2823
01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:10,140
But...

2824
01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:13,500
But in that chest, there was a magic missile of some sort, right?

2825
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,960
It was a wand of magic missiles.

2826
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,440
So is the...

2827
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,240
I can't have that for whatever reason?

2828
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:18,760
Does that...

2829
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:19,680
You can have it.

2830
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,820
But it's a finite...

2831
01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:22,900
It has finite charges.

2832
01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:23,960
But...

2833
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:24,240
Right.

2834
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:24,540
Oh.

2835
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:25,840
But so you can use it.

2836
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,640
Because you could run out of magic missile.

2837
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,760
Right.

2838
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,160
I can...

2839
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,760
I only have, like, two shots of magic missile.

2840
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,160
How many shots does this thing have?

2841
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:33,540
I don't know.

2842
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,280
You don't know.

2843
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,860
Yeah.

2844
01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,040
That's why I was just kind of curious.

2845
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:37,280
Yeah.

2846
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,000
Then you can have it.

2847
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,980
I thought if you prepared it, you could use it.

2848
01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:41,020
Unlimited times.

2849
01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:44,000
But I guess we talked about that and I didn't remember.

2850
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,480
Or didn't understand.

2851
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,640
Or didn't care.

2852
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,880
Pick one.

2853
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:54,420
Alright.

2854
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:55,160
Here we go.

2855
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,860
Marching along.

2856
01:16:56,860 --> 01:17:00,220
I don't like what that portends for us.

2857
01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:03,020
We're fine.

2858
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,140
It's worrisome.

2859
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:05,860
No.

2860
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:06,940
We're fine.

2861
01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:07,220
Alright.

2862
01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:09,360
So you walk through the door and you...

2863
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,120
You come to a hallway that seems oddly familiar.

2864
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,760
Oh, great.

2865
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,940
We're at the beginning again.

2866
01:17:15,940 --> 01:17:17,660
Yep.

2867
01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:18,900
It's definitely been here.

2868
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:20,060
You've definitely been here.

2869
01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:22,560
You remember on one side it was the...

2870
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:23,960
The evil mage.

2871
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,480
Which we...

2872
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,260
Which we conquered.

2873
01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:28,520
You conquered.

2874
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,260
But he was really cocky.

2875
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:30,980
Mm-hmm.

2876
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,380
It's not so cocky.

2877
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:33,600
On the other side it was the...

2878
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,640
It was the butt trap.

2879
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,140
Which we conquered.

2880
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,920
Which you conquered.

2881
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:38,900
Wait.

2882
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:39,600
No, we didn't.

2883
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,840
I shoot it with the chard cannon.

2884
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,280
You have to go in there first.

2885
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,780
Oh.

2886
01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:48,880
God.

2887
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,740
Shoot that ass questions later, right?

2888
01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:51,620
Listen.

2889
01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:55,820
I am feeling lopsided for most of this day.

2890
01:17:55,820 --> 01:17:57,160
And it's not great.

2891
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:03,260
Oh, man.

2892
01:18:03,260 --> 01:18:03,780
That's funny.

2893
01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:06,180
You're a funny man.

2894
01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,020
I'm not a man.

2895
01:18:10,180 --> 01:18:11,440
I am a teenager.

2896
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,920
Teenage woman.

2897
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,480
Not quite a girl and not quite a woman.

2898
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,120
Not quite ravioli.

2899
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,660
Huh?

2900
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:26,980
So you walk into the room and...

2901
01:18:26,980 --> 01:18:28,500
And Tommy Two Butts goes,

2902
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,060
Oh, my God.

2903
01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:29,600
There it is.

2904
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,860
There's the thing that I've been wanting to destroy for so long.

2905
01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:33,640
Yeah, no shit.

2906
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,360
It took my butt.

2907
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,760
I'm not going to forget it.

2908
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,740
It gave me an extra butt.

2909
01:18:38,740 --> 01:18:43,620
Is it mine?

2910
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:47,020
I say you return my teenage daughter's butt.

2911
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:49,020
Who are you talking to?

2912
01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:50,320
I don't have it.

2913
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,460
Who are we talking to?

2914
01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:55,480
Tommy Two Butts is saying this.

2915
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,060
Oh.

2916
01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,180
I got confused.

2917
01:18:57,180 --> 01:18:59,040
Where are we?

2918
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,020
So what?

2919
01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:01,840
Do I got to shoot it?

2920
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:05,140
I assume so.

2921
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,340
So is this...

2922
01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:09,260
Who said that?

2923
01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:10,360
That was Tommy Two Butts?

2924
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:11,020
He doesn't even know?

2925
01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:11,900
Tommy Two Butts.

2926
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:13,020
I thought he had the plan.

2927
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:14,660
I thought you had the plan.

2928
01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:16,400
No, I just don't...

2929
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,220
I thought there was a plan.

2930
01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:19,560
I didn't even make the gun.

2931
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:20,220
You just...

2932
01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:21,420
You guys had to make the gun.

2933
01:19:21,420 --> 01:19:23,200
Yeah, but you had the gun plan?

2934
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,880
I had parts of the gun lying around.

2935
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,920
I didn't know how to put them together.

2936
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,500
So where am I supposed to shoot it?

2937
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,180
In the butthole?

2938
01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,160
Or the butt cheek?

2939
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,340
I don't know.

2940
01:19:34,340 --> 01:19:38,140
I thought you were smarter.

2941
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:39,520
I thought you were an absolute genius.

2942
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,800
I don't know why you thought that.

2943
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,440
Because it was in your character description.

2944
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:48,700
Go ahead.

2945
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,080
I don't know who told you that.

2946
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,280
It's just...

2947
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,300
You just looked like it.

2948
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:57,140
Well, that's what you get for making assumptions, you ass.

2949
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:59,620
Sorry, you half of an ass?

2950
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:00,220
Good one.

2951
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:01,140
Wow.

2952
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:02,700
Wow.

2953
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,800
All right.

2954
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:07,040
Well, then...

2955
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,440
Let's see how this cherd cannon works.

2956
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,840
Okay.

2957
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,760
So you're going to pull the cherd...

2958
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,720
I pull it out, and I'm looking at it.

2959
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,440
And is there...

2960
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,440
Like, uh...

2961
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,740
Any way to look at...

2962
01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:25,240
Is there like...

2963
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:25,920
There's...

2964
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:26,460
I don't know.

2965
01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:29,400
Is there like a target or something?

2966
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:30,580
Any help?

2967
01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:33,900
Is there any markings that offer any sort of help?

2968
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:36,900
There's definitely some kind of home and beacon signal.

2969
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,700
On what?

2970
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:39,240
The cannon?

2971
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,240
Yeah.

2972
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,300
It was like beeping?

2973
01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:42,680
Yeah.

2974
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,980
And it's going around...

2975
01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:44,780
Like a metal detector?

2976
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:49,760
Like a heat-seeking missile.

2977
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:54,300
It just looks like it would...

2978
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,520
It was a home and beacon lock.

2979
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,240
Okay.

2980
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,180
So I'm just going to...

2981
01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,520
Just pull the damn trigger then.

2982
01:20:58,520 --> 01:20:59,100
All right.

2983
01:20:59,100 --> 01:20:59,740
All right.

2984
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:01,080
So you pull the damn trigger then.

2985
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,300
And...

2986
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,080
A big...

2987
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,880
Thing flies out of the front of the church.

2988
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:07,220
Cannon.

2989
01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:12,440
And...

2990
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,160
And it hits the butt...

2991
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:15,000
The butt trap.

2992
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,540
And it's destroyed.

2993
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,880
All the imprisoned butts within fly back to the...

2994
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,900
You got your butt.

2995
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,880
...let's steal lights...

2996
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,880
Automatically...

2997
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:28,960
You broke out right there.

2998
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:29,700
What was the last thing?

2999
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:30,220
Slash your lights...

3000
01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:31,800
Yeah, you're going to have to read that whole thing again.

3001
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,160
The butt trap is destroyed.

3002
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,360
All the imprisoned butts fly back...

3003
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,360
Within it fly back to their own...

3004
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,360
Butter...

3005
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,360
In a river of celestial...

3006
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,360
And are automatically restored.

3007
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:48,340
Did he break up for you, Drew, again?

3008
01:21:48,340 --> 01:21:49,000
Yeah.

3009
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,360
He said that they all came out like butterflies...

3010
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:52,020
Pun.

3011
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:53,920
In a celestial light...

3012
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,560
And go back to their own...

3013
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,080
And are automatically restored.

3014
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,100
All right.

3015
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:59,700
So did Tommy...

3016
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:02,020
Why are we going to call him Tommy One Butt?

3017
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,480
That doesn't really roll off the tongue.

3018
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,520
No, he still has two butts.

3019
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,520
Oh, no.

3020
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,720
He's going to be pissed.

3021
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,600
He was two butts all along.

3022
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,260
He was two butts all along.

3023
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:10,960
So I look...

3024
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,100
I look down at my butt...

3025
01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,760
And it, like, comes back to life.

3026
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:15,920
It's like...

3027
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,840
And I am instantly happy.

3028
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,160
And I look over happy at Tommy Two Butts.

3029
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:21,920
We both...

3030
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:22,700
What?

3031
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:23,660
What did he do?

3032
01:22:23,660 --> 01:22:26,720
Like...

3033
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,180
Yeah.

3034
01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:28,040
Like...

3035
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,080
I don't...

3036
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:31,560
I was going to describe it like...

3037
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:32,260
Do you remember...

3038
01:22:32,260 --> 01:22:32,480
Is that a fart?

3039
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,480
No.

3040
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:35,180
Well, yeah.

3041
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:36,560
It's like a reverse fart.

3042
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:40,120
Which I imagine would be the same sound.

3043
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:44,380
Because the butt cheeks are still moving, right?

3044
01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:46,260
That's disgusting.

3045
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:51,460
Women fart too, Dad.

3046
01:22:51,460 --> 01:22:53,820
No, they don't.

3047
01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:56,460
Not in Dungeons and Dragons.

3048
01:22:56,460 --> 01:23:02,620
Tommy Two Butts looks down at Sum Sum's butt and goes...

3049
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,060
Oh, God.

3050
01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:05,440
It doesn't look any better than it did before.

3051
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,460
It's so juicy.

3052
01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:07,980
And I start twerking.

3053
01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:11,420
Tommy Two Butts throws up.

3054
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,920
No, he doesn't.

3055
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,340
He throws up.

3056
01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:15,260
He's aroused.

3057
01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:17,860
No, he pukes.

3058
01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:18,580
He's...

3059
01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:19,460
He's got...

3060
01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:20,980
But he's aroused when he pukes.

3061
01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:22,400
He's got a boner.

3062
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:27,080
He's got a boner, man.

3063
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,780
Wait.

3064
01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:29,700
No.

3065
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:30,220
But...

3066
01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:30,800
No, he doesn't.

3067
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,440
Okay, fine.

3068
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,580
I'm moving past the boner.

3069
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:35,020
The...

3070
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:35,500
He...

3071
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:38,240
Can we look at his butt and realize he's still got two butts?

3072
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,420
Yeah.

3073
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,840
I gotta imagine he's pretty disappointed.

3074
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,260
No.

3075
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:44,860
He actually likes having two butts.

3076
01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:47,060
What?

3077
01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:49,140
He likes having two butts.

3078
01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,060
But I thought that...

3079
01:23:50,060 --> 01:23:53,960
I thought that he had said he was trying to get rid of the other butt.

3080
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,280
Did I misunderstand something?

3081
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,600
Yeah.

3082
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,060
No.

3083
01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:58,500
You understood him perfectly, but...

3084
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,420
He was just messing around with you.

3085
01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:01,860
Just...

3086
01:24:01,860 --> 01:24:04,420
He was just trying to give you some confidence to pull the trigger.

3087
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,680
Your motivations are...

3088
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,600
Unclear, Tommy Two Butts.

3089
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:14,000
I was born with the name Tommy Two Butts.

3090
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,940
But I don't...

3091
01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:17,120
That wasn't a nickname.

3092
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,660
Huh.

3093
01:24:18,660 --> 01:24:20,500
Yeah, this makes sense now.

3094
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:21,320
Yeah.

3095
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,380
It'd be very weird if I was named Tommy Two Butts, but only had one butt.

3096
01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:26,900
Yeah.

3097
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,160
You have lost your defining characteristic.

3098
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,740
No.

3099
01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:33,540
Because you're also not a genius anymore.

3100
01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:34,740
So...

3101
01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:36,140
What else would you have?

3102
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:38,540
Oh, look who's talking over there.

3103
01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:40,720
These zombies didn't call me brainless.

3104
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:41,940
What do they know?

3105
01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:42,460
So...

3106
01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:42,960
Oh, man.

3107
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:43,940
Do we gotta...

3108
01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:44,480
Oh, yeah.

3109
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:46,100
Now we gotta go back to the ghoul.

3110
01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:46,920
Those zombies.

3111
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,400
And see what their butts are like.

3112
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,860
You don't have to.

3113
01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:51,500
I don't really care.

3114
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,020
But at this point, I've gotten everything I wanted.

3115
01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:55,580
So...

3116
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,220
I've...

3117
01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:58,380
Although I am...

3118
01:24:58,380 --> 01:24:59,580
I have not progressed.

3119
01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:02,300
I just got my butt back.

3120
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,380
I mean, that's a progression.

3121
01:25:04,380 --> 01:25:07,180
That's a sort of progression.

3122
01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:11,220
So...

3123
01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:14,300
Now where to go.

3124
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:19,200
So we should probably take Tommy Two Butts back to his lab.

3125
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,860
Does he need our help?

3126
01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:23,720
Yes.

3127
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,760
Do you need our help, Tommy Two Butts?

3128
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,460
Because you seem to be handling yourself quite well.

3129
01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:31,960
Even at times when we weren't helping you.

3130
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,360
No, I definitely need help.

3131
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:38,060
I get lost.

3132
01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:40,540
Even in times of great danger.

3133
01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:41,900
As you said, you think I'm not that smart.

3134
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:43,760
I don't know how to find my way back.

3135
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:48,220
And if I do find danger, I don't know if I can protect myself.

3136
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:52,040
Okay.

3137
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:52,080
Okay.

3138
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,280
So...

3139
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:53,480
Okay.

3140
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:55,440
Uh...

3141
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,960
So you go back to the writer's room.

3142
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,120
All right.

3143
01:26:01,660 --> 01:26:02,660
The one where we're going to go.

3144
01:26:02,660 --> 01:26:03,540
The one where we had troubles with it.

3145
01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:04,740
And there are...

3146
01:26:04,740 --> 01:26:06,500
There's the door you came in.

3147
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,520
There's the door that you went through before.

3148
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,980
And there's a door to the left.

3149
01:26:10,980 --> 01:26:14,720
You can go down the path that you came in.

3150
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,800
Or that you went through before.

3151
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,260
Or you can go down the other one.

3152
01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:24,340
Well...

3153
01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:26,740
If our main goal is to get...

3154
01:26:26,740 --> 01:26:28,800
Tommy two butts back.

3155
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,340
Which...

3156
01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:32,420
Maybe there's another thing I'm forgetting about.

3157
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:32,740
We should...

3158
01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:34,960
Be keeping a mind of.

3159
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,400
Then...

3160
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,480
We should just go back exactly the way we came.

3161
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:41,220
Agreed.

3162
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:45,400
To the lab.

3163
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,180
All right.

3164
01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:48,260
Go back to the lab.

3165
01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:52,640
Oh, my God.

3166
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:53,420
There's people in here.

3167
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:54,580
Yeah.

3168
01:26:54,580 --> 01:26:55,260
There were goblins.

3169
01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:56,220
I don't know what they were doing.

3170
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,580
Goblins.

3171
01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:58,600
Oh.

3172
01:26:58,600 --> 01:26:59,140
Hold on.

3173
01:26:59,140 --> 01:26:59,500
Sorry.

3174
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:00,560
Uh-oh.

3175
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:01,840
Uh-oh.

3176
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:03,120
Retcon.

3177
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,880
I feel like we skipped a room.

3178
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:05,660
A little bit of retcon.

3179
01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:06,040
Yeah.

3180
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,140
Retcon incoming.

3181
01:27:07,140 --> 01:27:08,520
Because you walked right...

3182
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,900
You would have to walk right by these guys.

3183
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,140
The zombies again.

3184
01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:13,760
If you went the way you came.

3185
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:14,380
Yeah.

3186
01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:15,340
Goblins.

3187
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,020
So you're taking us back to the goblin room?

3188
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:20,400
The goblin ghoul room?

3189
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,100
That's the path that you chose.

3190
01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:22,620
Yeah.

3191
01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:24,260
You know, the goblin ghouls.

3192
01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:25,840
The goblin ghouls.

3193
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:35,160
All right.

3194
01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,780
So you walk back in the room and the ghoul is left.

3195
01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:38,920
Oh.

3196
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:39,800
So they're going to be happy.

3197
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:40,900
Yep.

3198
01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:42,900
Their butts are all returned.

3199
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:46,060
They're slapping each other's butts and having a...

3200
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,860
Just a friendly time with each other.

3201
01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:49,140
A gay old time.

3202
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:49,840
And they look back...

3203
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:50,840
Playing grab ass.

3204
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,140
They see the three of you and they go, oh my God, thank you so much.

3205
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:55,640
So much for helping us.

3206
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:56,580
How do you know it was us?

3207
01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:59,400
All right.

3208
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,720
Do you not want the treasure then?

3209
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,440
Wait.

3210
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:01,820
Yeah.

3211
01:28:01,820 --> 01:28:02,520
We'll take the treasure.

3212
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:03,260
You can keep it.

3213
01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:03,880
No.

3214
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,300
It was totally us.

3215
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:08,680
And also Tommy two butts had nothing to do with it.

3216
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:12,340
All right.

3217
01:28:12,340 --> 01:28:13,840
So they reach under the chair...

3218
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,940
Under the pad and on the chair that they were having...

3219
01:28:15,940 --> 01:28:16,940
Holding the ghoul in.

3220
01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:19,100
And they...

3221
01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,380
Pull out a small ring box.

3222
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:24,060
And they throw it to some some.

3223
01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:25,740
Oh, nice.

3224
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:26,160
Actually.

3225
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,140
I...

3226
01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:29,120
Is it openable?

3227
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:31,500
You open it?

3228
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:31,980
Yeah.

3229
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:34,020
And it dissolves into dust.

3230
01:28:34,020 --> 01:28:35,140
Oh, fuck.

3231
01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:39,020
But then the dust starts swirling around and it...

3232
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:39,680
Is it cocaine?

3233
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:43,840
Into a ring of protection.

3234
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,880
Oh.

3235
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:45,880
All right.

3236
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,860
Plus ring of protection.

3237
01:28:47,860 --> 01:28:52,020
Let me find out what that does.

3238
01:28:52,020 --> 01:29:00,460
I don't think it's...

3239
01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:09,420
Ring of protection.

3240
01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:11,420
It says...

3241
01:29:11,420 --> 01:29:13,420
You gain...

3242
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:17,480
Plus one bonus to AC and saving throws while wearing this ring.

3243
01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:18,840
All right.

3244
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,720
Yeah.

3245
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:24,220
You have plus one bonus to your AC and saving throws.

3246
01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:24,400
Yeah.

3247
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:28,580
I could have used that at some point.

3248
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:29,580
Actually, I don't...

3249
01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:31,220
I think my rolls are so bad that it wouldn't have helped.

3250
01:29:31,220 --> 01:29:32,720
It probably would have helped.

3251
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,420
But you didn't really...

3252
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,760
Fight too much.

3253
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,560
I'm not married to some kind of zombie now.

3254
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:37,880
Am I?

3255
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:39,020
No.

3256
01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:39,500
Okay.

3257
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:39,720
Good.

3258
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:44,720
Now, if there's anything wrong with that...

3259
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:48,420
Did I not put you guys back into that room with the zombies?

3260
01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:49,360
You never did.

3261
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:50,080
But...

3262
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:50,640
Oh, okay.

3263
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,000
But you knew what it looked like.

3264
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980
I could recall it.

3265
01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,200
Okay.

3266
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,140
That's probably a good place to stop then.

3267
01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:56,980
Okay.

3268
01:29:56,980 --> 01:29:58,560
Back at the...

3269
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:58,560
Wait.

3270
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,980
Does that mean...

3271
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:00,380
The lab.

3272
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,640
Oh, we got to the lab.

3273
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:02,100
I was going to say.

3274
01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:04,020
Does that mean something happens when we get to the lab?

3275
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,960
No.

3276
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:05,240
No.

3277
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,640
I don't think.

3278
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,360
So what happens when we get back to the lab?

3279
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:09,700
Is it as we left it?

3280
01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:10,940
Yeah.

3281
01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:11,740
Yeah.

3282
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:11,800
Yeah.

3283
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:12,480
The two...

3284
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:14,940
The two goblin assistants there are still...

3285
01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:17,300
You know...

3286
01:30:17,300 --> 01:30:18,020
Going with it.

3287
01:30:18,020 --> 01:30:20,640
But...

3288
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:20,880
Yeah.

3289
01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:23,120
Then Tommy Two Butts just returns to his work.

3290
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,120
Are they happy to see him?

3291
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:28,360
They show no emotion towards him.

3292
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:29,080
The goblins?

3293
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,580
Oh, wait.

3294
01:30:29,580 --> 01:30:30,240
No, they're not goblins.

3295
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:30,720
Wait.

3296
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:31,320
Are they goblins?

3297
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:32,340
Yeah, they're goblins.

3298
01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:32,740
Oh.

3299
01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:36,620
Well.

3300
01:30:36,620 --> 01:30:37,660
Great.

3301
01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:40,040
I still have the Chud Cannon, right?

3302
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,940
No, it disintegrates.

3303
01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,100
Oh, it disintegrated?

3304
01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:44,120
Yeah.

3305
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:44,820
Oh.

3306
01:30:44,820 --> 01:30:46,660
My God.

3307
01:30:46,660 --> 01:30:47,280
Thank you.

3308
01:30:47,280 --> 01:31:03,060
Thank you.

3309
01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:33,040
Thank you.