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i have some bad news
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well good news and bad news uh the good news is
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the bad news yeah i didn't do my homework so like i know i'm a leech
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um but there was the specialties that you sent over yeah i did not do any homework on that
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that is a okay i'm sure i'm sure andy did i did all my homework i know but you're sleeping with
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the teacher i'm doing it now
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is anyone gonna ask me about the good news
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what's the good news i came up with a i came up with a nickname oh yeah what name or nickname
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nickname my name is charles andrew uh chuckles chuckles double day
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can i call you chuck for short yeah for sure but uh he well i guess we could just play it i just tell
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you in character eventually well do we want to introduce our characters how do we want to start
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this so i have a way to start if you want where you can introduce your characters in game i did want to
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just quickly go through the crew sheet just to make sure there's nothing i missed um so you guys your
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special abilities was you everyone one thing you might want to do i don't know if you did this was
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assign your special uh your extra tokens or your extra traits oh right because that'll affect
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is that the same thing is that the same thing as special abilities uh no okay i remember now it's
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the ones on the side right inside and prowess yeah study attune that kind of thing
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con sword there's a whole bunch of them i gotta print this out at work so i have a copy of it
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you just want i think you get two to start with and then you can assign four more
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like three to start with right yeah three i think it's three okay yeah and then you you
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personally you get to like that's already set for you and like i said you get to assign some more so
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you might want to do that before we start just so you like have an opportunity to roll things
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all right also tiger i can't see you but i think that's more of my uh laptop than it is you yeah
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it sounds like it's your problem i did it is it's a me problem well there's nothing to see
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out but i am in the shadows that's you're just a voice from the shadows from the shadows
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chuckles double day from the shadow um well wait you said two or three to start
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uh so you have like on your character sheet you have like two already you have three already
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filled in for you three dollars yeah you get four more four more yeah i don't even know what to spend
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them on should i just not worry about it um the more you spend on the more advantage you get in that
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area so the more chances you get to succeed so kind of want to pick some but also if you
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just want to pick some for now and then you change your mind that's fine too i don't i'm not gonna
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play hard and fast
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all right well i know brandon has his assigned because i looked at his homework
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all right
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all right all right i i picked some kind of at random but
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okay well one two three four four additional points
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yeah and then you get a special attack usually they say like do the first one if you don't know
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what to do but not a special attack a special ability special ability oh okay
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but they're in alphabetical order
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are they no they're not yours might be
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i had to check to make sure i remember the alphabet oh melanie's here
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stop talking about her she just came home and she wants to give me a hug but she's embarrassed
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so you're gonna have to give her some applause to get her to come on stage all right well she doesn't get anything
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all right i heard her i heard her disappointment
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she dressed up for the occasion did you notice to hug you yeah it's like mel can you close the door
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she comes in to hug you and then you yell a demand at her yeah she likes it
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all right all right i'm picking this one i should probably put this in a different color
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has anyone ever played um dishonored yeah yeah i played a little bit of that in preparation
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that's good that's pretty that's actually pretty apt well i read about it on the internet
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what'd you think of it i liked it that the main character so i played dishonored too
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the the main character it's the girl i forgot her name i know the first one said corvin yeah but
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it's corvin's daughter um she's our brother yeah i guess he bangs in the first one but uh she's really
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cool oh brandon i didn't hear her no bizarre what i need for cruelty
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oh alias is that the same thing as a nickname right yeah yeah all right that'd be chuckles for you or
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that's almost as weird as tater salad
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who's tater salad ron white yeah you know that yeah no i know that but
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oh oh that was his nickname i forgot i didn't remember the bit
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yeah he got arrested when he was younger classic yeah
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oh she's bad all right i'm gonna go make it i'm gonna go make a jerk
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all right cool oh yeah i ate the leftover so we're gonna do are we gonna introduce our characters in
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game so like as our characters or do we're gonna introduce it because i had it kind of typed out like
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third person like but i can do it one way or another i don't have
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what
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so whatever you guys prefer i have an opportunity for a way
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to make you guys introduce yourself but it's really up to you
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i just didn't know if we were doing that whole like everyone go around the table introduce your
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character and your name and all that and then we started to get you know like that
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one way maybe we could do that but just not go too much into backstory just yet
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mostly because i have some figured out but not all of it
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oh i don't i have a bit oh how am i not surprised hey leave me alone hey why don't you have some cereal
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i will it's i had some of his cereal earlier the s'mores one and i i haven't eaten it yet i've never
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tried it it was so good i can see why he eats it it was really good would you say you're addicted now
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uh i i definitely might get some more later oh boy not you gotta ask permission that's true
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don't just say things
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oh we gotta pick our friends too right yeah but that's one thing if you guys want to take your
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time on that one you can't i don't think we're going to get to that point tonight at all so
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if you want to have pick them up great if not you don't not not today
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any day but today any day what today
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brandon your camera's frozen you still look like you're writing are you uh you guys ready to go
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he's moving it
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yeah to me you are yeah it's definitely my camera it's not uh oh there you are hi hello are you some kind
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a pirate yeah
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wait do you hear this backstory it is a hoot
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don't give a hoot i don't give a hoot
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don't pollute all right all right uh okay well this uh
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uh brandon you want to go first and introduce your character sure um i'm a pirate from the dagger
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isles uh originally came from the city so i bought some a white boy i look like a younger keith richards
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if he dressed up like a pirate which keith richards which he did for pirates of the caribbean so you
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can look that up um i don't wear a hat but i'm in the market for one i just wear a black bandana
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um i'm very proud of my frock my red frock coat but it's seen better days it looks like a it looks
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like it was recently it looks like it recently slept in an alley because i slept in an alley
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but i'm not like so dirty that people think i'm a vagrant i'm pretty you know
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my character's name is adrick fitz-clyde also known as captain clyde the ghost pirate
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i'm known as the ghost pirate not because i'm a pirate who died and became a ghost but because
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i'm a whisperer who collects ghosts like davy jones um i vanished five years ago and i just
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showed up in the town a few uh a few weeks back um unfortunately i'm broke and i need a job and
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and since i have the unfortunate moniker of the ghost pirate people assume that i was an actual ghost and
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therefore that i'm not real so no one buys it when i say i'm captain clyde the ghost pirate they just
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think i'm not real wait you steal ghosts yeah i'm like i'm like i catch them like pokemon
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okay i sail the seven seas trying to cover the seven dagger isles or how many there are out there
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trying to catch them you don't know yet i don't know yet i hope to find out one day
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my character's personality is a combination of the dude from big lebowski and bojack horseman from
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bojack horseman as if the two fused together and became keith richards as a pirate
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i'm not cowardly but i will look out for myself and i wouldn't count on me to come and save you
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unless for me oh and i have a gutler i have a ghost butler named neelix
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oh here's a picture of neelix is that is that all legal can i have a ghost butler
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i didn't know that was an option
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here's his ghost butler
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ghost butler is that like a seal or a dog
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it's it's definitely not john cleese from duck tales john cleese is a dog
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i cleared it with the i cleared it with the teach i can do it
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i have certain restrictions i'm already aware of
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all right well welcome aboard uh what was it adric sorry i keep getting it wrong
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yeah adric fitz-clyde adric adric adric or do you like clyde uh either one works
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captain clyde um captain adric fitz-clyde
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afc
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v diplomat clyde any of the above
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yeah i noticed there was the uh if you're in a pinch don't rely on you
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yeah right familiar i don't i mean i don't i mean i'm i'm still i'm changing lanes but i'm still on the
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the same highway guys
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all right
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all right next
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all right tiger your turn okay i don't have as much prepared but i am inspired to do so
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so uh my my character is uh charles xander double day also known as chuckles um it's a nickname that um
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charlie has he's not particularly found of but it has has stuck uh like i mentioned
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the last time i imagine he's kind of uh uh uh inspired by like charlie day from from always sunny in
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philadelphia uh he never went to school but somehow he's learned that he's actually really good at like
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fixing things and mechanics and uh learning from other technicians and inventors
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and um sort of grew up without a father in a single mother's home and um took up just the craft from
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his his grandfather and mother and he's he's a tinkerer um but he's always sort of lived in the streets
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um but he's not really uncomfortable is he from doskable yeah let's yeah let's let's let's decide that now
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okay
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because duskfall is i mean i know it's this the city and the game but it's also like
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it's like a city basically kind of like london or something it's like a big city
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yeah it's a huge city it's a major metropolitan metropolitan area yeah mostly dishonored is probably
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that is a really good choice for set is a really good choice for like a you know i think about it
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because that's definitely kind of like that's what they wrote online
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my god when i was looking at soundtracks everyone kept saying the dishonored soundtrack
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and i was like that's a good idea but that doesn't solve my problem
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why not why not copyright issues oh well we don't have we don't have to abide by those
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no because she doesn't have it
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i'll put i'll put some of those in there too um there's i put all the soundtracks in it that i used
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for the other games so if uh you want to pull those up later we can do that oh yeah i was kind of
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clicking through them playing with some of them all right wish squish okay squish doesn't really have
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much of a backstory okay as of right as of right now but he his name is uh turquish sunder also known as squish um he is a teacher
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rose
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what is that white eyes pale pale red skin and pointed teeth so he's a monstrosity yeah but they're like
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it's not half demon but they're part he's part demon is it an affront to god and everyone else
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it depends on who your god is does he please children does he what yeah i meant to say
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i meant to really ask our children afraid of him but what i said was does he please children
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yeah that's really awesome we're really starting the game off with a bad tone here man
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we don't be criminals but if we could just stay away from the really depraved stuff i mean
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we try most of the time but it it's not the first one that's ever been really really bad
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except for except for the guy in the prison or the jail
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the rapist he yeah yeah we don't need to bring him up
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all right i'm sorry i cut you off like can you tell us more about squish the child pleaser
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squish the child pleaser no um he's very introverted so he hasn't really come out and told a lot of
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people much about him himself so it's just something that you're gonna have to discover
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you're just gonna have to talk to him and discover things about him later i'm sorry what did he look like
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again he's uh white eyes pale red skin and pointed teeth all right cool red skin red light red skin
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so not like male so not like hellboy no no it's like sunburned yeah but like extra sunburned
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like the the next day after after extra sunburned like zoidberg no not even that red like a little
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bit less than that okay he has pointed teeth point all of his teeth are pointed cute and it is he does go by he
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or him good i'm glad we're getting out of the way early
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wow and what what's his background he's a like a teacher no no not the race but
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like what does he do like my guy's a tinkerer what does your guy do oh he's a hound he's a hound
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so yeah he's like uh almost like an assassin but he's like a long range okay um sniper basically
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assassin from a distance yeah like yeah like most snipers i listen or most assassins i assume
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and captain clyde he's like he's he's he's in touch with like the magic world right he's
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yeah i collect ghosts okay so that's all oh that's right you're a whisperer
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collects ghosts
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all right and he's he's enslaved a ghost to be his butler
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i mean yeah that's the implication
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all right he could be working for me for you know a pittance ever
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forever
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all right chuckles the charles zander is it with an x or a z uh both
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where does the z fit in uh it's c-h-a-r-l-x-z-a-n-d-e-r
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charlix-zander charlix-zander charlix-zander yeah well don't over pronounce it it's unbecoming
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yeah charlix-zander yeah very now i know why you go by chuckles i don't because you're a child pleaser
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alleged
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never proven
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oh wait i want to send you that picture in the little chat so i didn't realize the pirate thing
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was intentional but in your in your profile thing i thought that you just like typed in steampunk and
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somehow arrived at pirate no no man i'm a pirate dog
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i have a bunch of ai generated images of oh my god
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i mean this is a mood
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i just only have the big hat
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yet yet do you have dreads no no that's just a head warmer oh right that's appropriation
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is it though yeah
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oh yeah
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oh yeah wow
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that's wow that's that's ai yeah
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i could yeah if i can't see his yeah i can't see his fingers so i couldn't tell but
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right isn't that how you're supposed to tell
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yeah they they have a terrible time with with hands
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oh god so i've i have a bunch of these i'll be i'll be tripling them in
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wow that's a lot better than mine uh just cropping my face on who i want to be
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i forgot about that being a thing i should do that
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i'm so into the ai thing now the ai images
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my backstory is ai too
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wait what what what okay i i'm done
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okay i don't own any token for vision for this scene oh yeah you got a new token vision for every scene
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is that me or no bridget
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there it is
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you see it oh wow that's crazy because i had i have the sheet up i watched you on unclick it
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all right peter is this zooming out for you when i'm doing this or that's just for me
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that's just that's just for you we have to zoom out there okay uh well hold on let me do the i got
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these and i'm so excited for this
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oh spooky spooky
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oh i thought it was just one now i'm scared
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well welcome
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you guys are uh sitting in the office of bazzo baz here's a picture of him he's a pretty
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gnarly looking dude
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bazzo maz is not a man
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to take lightly he's currently one of the leaders of three gangs currently in the in the town that you're
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opera the area of city you're operating crow's foot he's the leader of the lamp backs do you see him
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yeah he looks tough he does uh he has hired you three off the street no explanation given asked if
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you wanted a job you said yes and now here you are in his office
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it's gonna be a while when i do all this
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okay so um oh shit my camera's frozen i know but it's it's it's a flattering oh again so we're
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gonna figure out why we're all together later right now oh okay you're gonna figure right now okay he's
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hired the three of you because he has a fucking score to settle uh he's about to tell you about it right now
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you're in the cramped office overlooking his whole warehouse down below his office is above
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a full warehouse that's his uh headquarters uh bazzo baz the leader of the lamp backs one of the
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gangs fighting for dominance and crows but he is surrounded by his thugs armed to the teeth for war
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with pistols swords cudgels brass knuckles he is not playing around you three are here because you
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needed work and there's a rumor in every pub on rat catch rat catcher lane that says he's hiring so
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are you in i mean i could use a you know a dry cleaning i'm gonna be honest i need money
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i don't really think i have a choice i think i'm out voted here i'm hungry too we can't vote you in
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that was a choice
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me and this weird looking fella are gonna vote you out buddy oh well there goes squish
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you three well you've heard what's happened right no i have but you tell me
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crows foot three gangs obviously can't get along right me and this bitch
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miranda we've got to peace right red sashes you've heard of them they've got that school
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over there in crow's foot that fancy school in the middle of my slum where all these are ruby and
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nobles they send their kids there and they practice sword fighting meanwhile they're in my streets
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cutting my brothels taking my whores taking my drug deals
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we came to an agreement her and i we decided we were going to put side bygones be guy bonds we're
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stronger together and wouldn't you know it now all of a sudden she's gone back on our deal
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just decided it's not worth paying attention to anymore we're gonna go well you were gonna go
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and teach her a lesson
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you got any questions what was the deal
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we had peace we had a we had a treaty um you know and i've i've honored it since then
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um you heard the crows right the crows of the crows back or crows foot they're the ones in that tower
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in the middle of crows foot so you guys are aligned you you're aligned against the crows feet or you're
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subservient to the crows feet we were with them i'm still with them you know we were we were all three
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three of us were in a group together and then the crows foot had a change of uh management
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and ever since then the red sashes miranda she thinks she can just do whatever she pleases she
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doesn't need to do what was done she sounds like she needs a bit of her mind
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you and me both buddy and i can't do it because everyone's waiting for me to do the first thing
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if i act out of line then i'm the bad guy oh right yeah i'll take your job you take your job
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perfect here's what you guys are going to do her too what double i'll kill her too for double
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you can't kill her not yet i'll kill her everyone i see where we're getting that we'll work to the
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killer and i can see it i want you to steal from her also what also good i don't know how keith
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richard sounds he's it was british for one boy
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in little school for sword fighting they have a chest it's their war chest i bet that they have
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about 12 coin in there that's a month's worth of wages for men like you now i can't give you all of it
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but i'll give you four of it if you steal it for me and if you steal some other things and smash
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some shit up while you're in there hey you can do that that's not that's not up to me now say in this
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so we're gonna break into her fortress do you think she's got um some food she definitely has food if you
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uh enter in the back along the canal there's a kitchen back there right right uh does she have cats
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does she have cats yeah do we know anybody i was just wondering it's a natural question does
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does she have cats cats they make good eating no i don't want to eat the cats i just i want to you
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know let the you got to feed the cats right so just a little bit for the cats a little bit or or hear me
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out cats feed us well we'll figure out the details on that yeah i don't need your approval okay
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in terms of cats i don't know uh i would say that tonight would be a very good time to go in there
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uh they're well you know they got that school's sword fighting school they're gonna put on a little
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display at the aruvian consulate so they'll probably be gone most of them this evening uh that's when i would
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go if that's if that's an option but that's a great option do you no questions asked preferably
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nobody killed but i don't care just can't kill miranda that's a little too far all right
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you know it's a game breaker as they say killing miranda yeah if you kill miranda i'm coming after
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you because then you've put a lot of hot shit on me and you are a very mustachioed man i would not mess
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with you they don't just hand those out those mustaches um and miranda is she is she a looker
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is she's single answer the second question first
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i don't know if she's single but she's not my type she's a dirty woman
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well dirty's my type so we'll see how it goes but no definitely won't stab you in the back sir
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mr bass no no no siri in the days all right all right you boys got any more questions for me
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before i kick you out of here how long is this sword fighting school thing last like how long
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we got like a day or a week or what but those rubians you know what time they eat dinner not till 11
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p.m this thing's gonna go on all fucking night ah those guys yeah you guys don't get me started i'm
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hungry now
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where's the cats
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all right you know what now i think i'm developing a taste for cats there's other cats in this job
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right they're delicious i never wanted to eat cats until now right what did you want to do with them
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the cat no it's what the cats eat it's what they represent right cat food i want the cat food
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oh yeah or dog food if that's all she's got why eat the cat food when you can eat the cats because i
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because they have to cook it or you know the cat food is soft
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okay yeah i don't i don't have to worry about that with the teeth
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oh you always forget you have sharp sharp terrifying teeth always you always forget after two minutes
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of meeting him all you have to all you have to do is look at me and you can see him i always forget
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about it too but but you smile so infrequently squish
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oh now i feel bad about eating cats who put that in discord uh craze
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nobody here by that name
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all right you guys are in i'm in wait how much are we getting paid for
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you're getting four you're four coin for this so what's our what's what's the up front uh you know
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the payment up front so to speak there's no payment up front what is this sandwich we're very hungry
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throw me a few scraps will you if you want to roll for sway a sway roll and see if you can convince
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him go for it to give you like he's maybe he's he is he eating lunch right now is it like does he
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he have like a gabagool gabagool this guy this guy does not strike you as a
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pieces of like a thin meat and you know kind of eating them like a cigar oh my god this guy is
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decadent as fuck he's also smoking a cigar he's got he's double fisting it oh god that is decadent
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the meat is wrapped around the cigar oh that's disgusting so i'm rolling for gabagool
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you're rolling for gabagool all right how do i do that uh before we continue that do we have to
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give you our four attributes uh you should have them down but i trust you okay that's a mistake yeah
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yeah so how many do you have like marked under sway uh sway zero zero okay so normally you would roll uh
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one die and just take uh just take the roll whatever it is okay so it's just one die if it
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if i have zero points yeah usually it's like you roll multiple and then you take like the lowest of them
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but we'll just start out easy one and just let me know what you get
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oh i forgot i rolled in foundry two yeah
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he takes how did you roll that uh slash rd6 oh you did okay yeah i didn't see it either
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i shouldn't be it says public should be in the chat i got it i got it i got it i got it oh yeah the
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dies don't roll on there because we didn't turn that module on okay i could turn it on now though
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i'm turning on if you'd like
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i don't know if it works than this oh it's gonna reload
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no
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tell me how you attempted to sway him
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uh well i say excuse me you know you want me to take that little little gobble
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gool out of your hands i see you're smoking that fine fine cigar it's got to be really tough to do
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both uh it doesn't even really look that good as you reach for the cigar he grabs your hand with one
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big bear like oh yeah and he's just very politely in the same manner you would with a dog you catch
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sneaking up on the table just right shoves it back down i'll take that as a no fine choice sir fine
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choice you do that outside enjoy enjoy your gabagool mr bass he kind of nods to one of his thugs nearby
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and he kind of gives them a little nod and uh this very burly burlesque man armed to the teeth very
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politely but firmly guides you guys out the door down the warehouse steps and closes the door behind
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you on your way out you are now on the streets of doscavel
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well that was fun i'd say that went well right did you get the meat no i didn't get the i i did not
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get the meat uh you make your mistake was you tried to bargain i would have just stolen it but i'm not
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hungry no you are hungry you just said you were hungry we know you're hungry yeah i don't
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for cat
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so what do we do now foes gents the score is for you guys to go to the to the eruvian uh sword
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fighting school which is located in uh crow's foot here let me give you a map and miranda is eruvian
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she is she is she is a rubian red sashes there's a rubian red sashes that's a race of people or is
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that the name of the gang it is they are from the southern continent okay they are um they have an
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embassy here in duskville they are known for being a very rich luxurious nation um that's basically in a
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a warmer climate okay so i don't think the map is very good but if you look at crow's foot uh it's
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like in the center of the map here let me try to find a better one uh crow it's the uh hold on sorry
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okay that's not a better map that's the best map i have um yeah if you look at crow's foot you see
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this big axe in the middle i like towards the top that's the school okay you guys are over in the docks
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but well we can go ahead and just start the mission uh if you guys are ready
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i think i'm fine with that i think we're going towards the school
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mm-hmm this is cool oh it's in the docks you said no school's not in the docks schools and crow feet
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but we're in the docks we're in the doctor okay yeah i've already started walking away casually with
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like you know slouching with my hands in my pocket wait you know and you two guys are just kind of like
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are you whistling i'm not whistling but i am definitely like let's got to move on we're going to get this job done
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hey chuckles i think we should follow the guy in the bandana oh yeah no i will go anywhere as long as
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i'm not in the front that kind of sounds like his mo well he's in the front for now wait until the
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action starts i've heard he steps away really quickly well i'm gonna what you say i'm not a coward but i'm not
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gonna stick around while you guys be fools on the battlefield or in a bar or anywhere i don't
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suffer fools let's go
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how are you guys planning to get the uh to get the war chest
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do you have a game plan no no no no i mean our first game plan was a walk towards it and i think we're
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we're we're we're doing pretty good on that front uh oh you're gonna approach the school
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well okay so are you gonna like guns blazing are you gonna try and sneak in are you
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oh it's these are all great great questions
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uh i say we sneak in well we know nobody's in there in the cover of dark
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there's not nobody in there there's less people in there there's less people in there
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your best sword fighters are right now or are going to be at you know night to uh going to a uh
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display or a demonstration at the arubian consulate kind of like uh jesse jackson's tumblers
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what cute you ever see those oh yeah they're everywhere
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yeah they're gonna tumble with swords all right uh what so it's gonna be it's gonna be less full
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but there will be people there okay so like guards and the like all right so um it's a it's a big
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building big it's a large house like a manor size it's got multiple rooms on each floor
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multiple large rooms
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okay yeah i say we take the sneaky method here well we could always we can always un sneaky right
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we'll try it and if they find us it's the same as going in through the front door i mean none of us
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here are particularly persuasive so maybe maybe we try going through the garden first or the back i guess
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this is what i'm saying go through the back yep go to the back all right so in terms of dice rolling
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what happens now is we do an engagement roll depending on how well you do hold on i gotta turn the tv
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what the hell is that i burped i'm a hulk definitely was an image for something that got super loud so
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engagement roll basically depending on your plan that you just told me you get different dice so uh this
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is a plan that exposes a vulnerability right so you guys are uh sneaking in when they're not there
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okay um it's a uh
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you had a friend give you insight for that you had baz kind of give you some heads up
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on it okay um and then you do because it is going to be a higher tier that these guys are um
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bazo and these people are like a small gang you guys are just the three of you
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so uh that's an extra die for being uh very bold and daring going against some people that are much
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bigger does our team have a name yet no do you guys want to make one no it'll happen to us
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yeah the junk fort game i was gonna say the cheerios
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i think cheerio wait the cheerios
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i'm trying to figure out how do you roll dice uh so in the yeah in the chat slash r and then d6
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you can also put like you can also put like 2d6 or 3d6 if for the number of d6
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flash bar space 3d6 yep
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oh your your dice are pink that's misogyny i'm so i just i didn't see him you didn't either
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oh i don't think each person has to turn it on
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well how does it show you how many like you rolled oh there we go six one two okay so you guys got a
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critical success so and as you uh sneak around the back side of the house you see that the canal
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runs along the back of the house so you wisely steal a boat further down or upstream and you paddle
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quietly up into the canal and you're not captain i'm captain that's not happening red man i'm
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captain and i'm going to be leading the ship oh you can't just call him red man whoa whoa we've been
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over this have we
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i don't think we have highly offensive sir how would you like if i called you bandana man
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he's pink if anything definition of offensive my smell is offensive yeah i know that i don't care
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wait does it does it does it can i'll go into the building i don't see anything on the map hold on
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oh here we go
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i had a red sash
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you see that now now
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you know how to use a mouse
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oh hey for rolling dice if you go to that little thing to the left of this of the uh anvil
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left of the anvil or underneath the angle on the top left there's a dice and you can you can just
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select your token oh we don't have tokens yet
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tokens because i keep seeing your like face your like names pop around here
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those are our mice
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okay do you see mine yeah i'm spinning yeah yeah we see yours
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okay uh imagine that but if they could tumble
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that's what our that's what our tokens would be like they could spin
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they can spin over and over that's what we do
407
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:16,360
so this is the house up here you can see it's a very large manor it's a three-story building
408
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:22,200
it's made out of concrete white stone or not concrete white stone and columns it probably was
409
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,600
really impressive at one point but now the city is just kind of grown up around it and it's grimy and
410
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,880
all the building all the buildings are so much taller now so but it does have some nice gardens around
411
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:39,880
it you guys end up here you're on the first floor right by the dock okay so far you can tell that
412
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,800
there's only a handful of guards there's two of them but they're currently on the other side of the
413
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:51,080
the building right at the moment all right be quiet that's times to burst times for sneaking all right
414
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,880
is there is there a way squish can get up to like the second floor windows
415
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:04,520
like that would be that would be like a finesse um don't be like prowling so roll whatever your prowl is
416
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,240
and then just kind of tell me what you're doing i think i took one in prowl
417
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,080
yeah i took two in prowl actually from my attributes okay yeah so you roll two and then you take the
418
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:15,640
highest score
419
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:22,360
six i'm surprised you do it
420
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:33,720
do it i like i parkour up to the i mean i assume there's like balconies on the second floor
421
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:40,120
i look at it i'm very i look at i'm very like like like i'm out of shape and i'm very like not
422
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:45,320
looking forward to trying to have to do that like did you know you could do that and you look to me and
423
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,040
i just shrug
424
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:52,600
i parkour up to uh a random balcony close to the back door
425
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,160
i go to the back door to see if it's unlocked
426
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:05,880
all right uh uh sure you can go do that um let's see let's do a fortune roll see if it's locked
427
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,480
that's a good idea
428
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:13,400
secret knock no i'm not doing a secret knock
429
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:20,920
what was the secret knock again we can't hear it oh you're right right
430
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,560
discord censors it
431
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:33,320
it's a three uh you kind of it's the worst and you can kind of tell that it's loose but it's not
432
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:38,680
quite uh um like locked lock you could probably like if you forced your way and you could force
433
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,840
you know like really shove your way in you might be able to kind of like pick lock it too
434
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:50,600
but it's loose but it won't open well all right well can i see if like the door by me is open
435
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:57,880
on the balcony uh tyco can you do something first okay well i could probably pick the lock
436
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:07,640
however i would like to know what um squish sees up there can i can i whisper yell to him or is that
437
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:13,320
not the sort of action you're looking for no you can do that if you want to kind of yell up to him
438
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:20,600
um that's going to be do you want to try to do it quietly yes uh so let's try your prowl uh if you
439
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:29,640
have a prowl i have zero in prowl too okay i've done most things did you put yourself you put the
440
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:37,320
point somewhere though right yes yeah okay uh so uh i'm gonna have you roll two and then take the lowest
441
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:44,040
score okay so that would be our plan if you have a zero just roll two take the lowest score okay
442
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:53,160
oh one one is that good no uh so that's the opposite of good try shouting up there but you
443
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:58,280
are definitely going to be hurt if you do that um and that's going to attract the attention of the guards
444
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:04,040
so that's what's going to happen or you can resist it and that'll you'll end up gaining some stress for
445
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:13,800
that oh i see and what is so is there like a number for stress or uh you guys should have
446
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:21,560
is it nine on there nine stress on your i i'm not sure where it is on my yeah it's nine
447
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:29,720
is that that's the crew no it's individually so if you look on the left on your your lead sheet
448
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:35,640
there'll be like little like dashes like a third of the way down i see yeah so one two so the way
449
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:43,400
it's gonna work is that you're gonna roll and then whatever um the difference is from six um
450
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:50,280
that's how many stress you're gonna take uh to avoid that and hold on you do get to pick
451
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,080
how many you roll depending on your uh traits well i got notes about this
452
00:49:55,080 --> 00:50:03,720
um and before we get too far do we pick a load oh shoot no we should pick a load right now uh so
453
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:09,560
load is how heavy you guys want to be um three is very light um no one's going to assume that
454
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,120
you're sneaking in with three load five is normal that's kind of your heavy that's you know like
455
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,800
you're carrying some things you definitely look like you're up to something and then anything other
456
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:24,280
other than that is like heavy load so what do you guys want to do like if i was carrying say like
457
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:31,080
uh a tool kit that's part of my load yeah is it or is it just weapons
458
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:38,440
so that's part of your load too um it should say in your book how many are in your book on your page
459
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:45,080
if you have like a tool kit how many loads that is yeah like i know oh i see there it is it's like
460
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:51,720
tinkering tools it's just one load i see i see but so demolition tools on here it says
461
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:56,200
there's two so you can't have like half of demolition tools you have to take both of them
462
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:07,800
so yeah you have to do both all right um well i'm taking mine is going to be light so you're going
463
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:13,960
to do light like so three yeah yeah so the tinkering tools are just one load you can have two on you
464
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,320
i'm gonna do light as well
465
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:26,040
i'm sorry bridget i didn't mean to like cut you off to explain stuff i'm glad you mentioned it
466
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:35,320
you said you're going to go light as well yes okay brandon i think i my load was uh what four i think
467
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:42,120
uh yeah you were like normal i think that's five yeah i think i think we said four when we talked about
468
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:48,440
one of my items so but four or five it don't matter that's the max you can have is five yeah
469
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:55,320
okay yeah so the way the resistance rules work so um under your character sheets where it says like
470
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:02,280
all your um all your traits it has like categories like insight progress result do you see that
471
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:10,600
yes do you see that tiger not yet on the right side of your page
472
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:16,760
insight prowess and resolve okay i do yeah and so you see there's all those
473
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,520
like dots in the first column where you put your like attribute traits yeah
474
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:25,480
however many dots you have in that first column that's how many uh dice you
475
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:38,520
that's for resisting yes so this is going to be a uh this is going to be a uh insight rule well i'm not
476
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:43,080
planning on resisting to take stress but it's good to go over what the rule would be
477
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:48,360
okay yeah so uh yeah so go ahead and whisper for me
478
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:54,840
i almost said sorry well it would be a yell wouldn't it well it would be but you know i'm gonna
479
00:52:54,840 --> 00:53:02,280
know i'm gonna do like one of those like hollywood's yell whispers squish squish what are you what what
480
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,320
what's it look like up there
481
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:12,760
squish squish do you hear me squish squish hey squish it's me the charles ander
482
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,920
squish squish squish
483
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:20,440
what's up here on the other side of the building suddenly stop and you can tell that they're like
484
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:24,760
looking at each other and you can probably see this from your advantage now squish you see these two
485
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:30,040
guards stop and kind of stare at each other and they start walking back the other way uh so i'm
486
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:38,520
gonna do a four progress uh clock and you guys have ticked off one segment you've alerted the guards
487
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:46,600
all four and they're gonna come find you thanks thanks i i lean over and look at him and just put my
488
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,960
finger up to my lips and go oh okay
489
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,280
quat mum's the word
490
00:53:52,280 --> 00:54:01,800
stop yelling i'm not this is whisper whisper yelling it's different then shut up
491
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:11,640
right the the guards are like they're slowly walking your way down you so if you guys want to do
492
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:16,760
something else you have time before they come in and stop you i'm gonna try to open up the door
493
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:24,360
or the window whatever is on the balcony you're gonna open up the window okay um uh let's see uh
494
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:31,240
let's do a fortune roll see if it's open you know what it's gonna be open just open it uh okay it's a
495
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:35,560
second floor they're not expecting anyone to come in this way so you open up the second floor window
496
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:44,920
they weren't expecting a sharp-toothed red-skinned man to parkour up the side of the building who thought
497
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,720
that wasn't happening don't forget cat hungry oh he's they don't know that part yet
498
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:54,440
if he don't then he's cat hungry
499
00:54:54,440 --> 00:55:02,040
do we have we don't have comms though like we did in star wars do we so we have no idea what's going on
500
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:09,480
up there no so if you two what do you what would you guys like to do i'm checking windows is there any
501
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:19,240
windows that are open on the first floor not on the first floor okay all right so so you've noticed
502
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:25,400
that the windows are not open all right so i'm gonna start climbing i take it back do a study do you have
503
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:38,520
a study roll uh trait uh where's that at right side under insight uh yeah i have one dot
504
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:46,600
okay go ahead and roll one die how do i do that again uh there's dice on the your your cursor was
505
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:53,880
right over it okay like did you find it is that it there it is yeah two it's the worst outcome
506
00:55:53,880 --> 00:56:01,080
no second worst i but in the chat it's the worst outcome yeah yeah because three and three and under you
507
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,400
you
508
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,800
well fuck
509
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:11,640
so you're looking around you're trying to see uh if any of the windows are open and honestly it's been a
510
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:17,240
long time since you ate and pretty dark so you don't see very much at all um and i'm trying to
511
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:27,400
the strain of it makes your eyes hurt so take one stress oh my god uh i got one stress yeah my god cap cap
512
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:33,480
did you find anything open no but it's stressing me out too
513
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:41,400
you look don't yell that's what's got us into this mess all right i'll kill them all please wait wait
514
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:50,440
not miranda promise me you will not kill miranda don't forget don't kill miranda i'm not gonna kill
515
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:57,880
anybody yet i'm gonna kill you if i don't get in this house soon all right uh i think i have something
516
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:03,560
that would help and i would like to try and open something should i open the door
517
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,960
what are you gonna use to help uh my
518
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:17,560
ingenuity but also these burglary your two tools burglary gear you've had those all along
519
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:25,400
you made that man you made that man climb up and have a building i tried i he just did that no one asked him to
520
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:41,800
so what's your tinker score uh my tinker score is three okay you get three plus uh you get to add
521
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,280
uh an extra one because you're going to use your tool okay so that's four dice you're gonna roll
522
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:52,680
four dice mark mark one on your load too yes and mark one off on your load because you're using it
523
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:59,480
oh so you can take as many as you want well up to three all right okay
524
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:10,040
for great tools great you uh
525
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:19,320
so you uh you jiggle the door handle with your special tools you tinker at it and the door suddenly
526
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:27,240
opens up no issues and it opens up silently no noise all you do is ask i walk in like looking at
527
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:33,720
i'm somewhat impressed good job chuckles and i just walk right past them you know you gotta quit saying it
528
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:39,320
derisively i'm gonna call it all right charles zander
529
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,680
all right captain
530
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,920
captain
531
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:54,280
you have walked into the kitchen uh it's dark in there the kitchen staff are all all the servants are not uh
532
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,720
are in their rooms right now um it's dark in the kitchen and the kitchen is full of food
533
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:06,760
is there is there wait the most important thing is there alcohol no the most important thing is are
534
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,240
their cats the most important thing is their cat food
535
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:16,760
i forgot to mention i'm sort of an alcoholic
536
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,680
you hear faintly somewhere downstairs
537
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:35,400
was that a cat did you hear that was that a whiskey bottle did you hear that yeah kind of it was a cat
538
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:41,000
all right i'm can i use a perception roll to find some alcohol you can use a study roll yes
539
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:49,880
what does that mean so under study you have so many spots so i just use the one again is that what you have
540
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:54,600
yeah i have one under on the one side yeah yes all right all right
541
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,160
fucking failure are this
542
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:04,680
all right uh you're kind of stumbling around in the darkness and you can't quite
543
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:10,760
you can't quite see anything and instead you uh you hit something uh you hit one of the table counters
544
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,520
and you kind of yell out
545
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:19,320
this would be a lot easier looking for booze if i wasn't already a little drunk all right well that
546
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:26,440
was probably not the best idea to be drunk into a heist that's the best time to be drunk you make
547
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,480
the best decisions take another stress
548
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:37,560
the lack of alcohol is really grinding on you great all right i'm too stressed i'm so stressed out i
549
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:46,040
can't find alcohol i mean would that lower the clock uh you know what they're on the other side of the
550
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:50,680
building right well they're coming around to your side so like if we're looking at a square you guys are
551
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,240
in the back they're kind of coming up to that left hand corner um so they're getting there but i'm
552
01:00:55,240 --> 01:01:00,200
gonna have them take a stress instead okay because i don't think they hear you inside of the kitchen
553
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:08,440
right yet gotcha not even done any damn cooking sherry in this kitchen uh andy you are in the uh
554
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:17,560
sorry squish the room that you get into is uh you realize it's kind of just an abandoned room there's
555
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:23,960
not much anything in it um so if you want you can walk out into like the main hallway section you're
556
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:31,640
on the second floor of the uh of the school which kind of overlooks the bottom floor and then also
557
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:37,720
has some other rooms going off to the side that's got bedrooms and a common room um on the other side
558
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:44,760
of the hallway okay where did we say the chest was you don't know where the chest is oh i thought he said
559
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:53,160
it was like i thought they said it was in the school it's in the school okay i will tell you that there
560
01:01:53,160 --> 01:02:01,560
are three floors and a basement oh okay oh all right i'll go out into the
561
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:09,960
hallway and look around for stairs going down okay let's go downstairs
562
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:19,720
down yeah yeah so the hallway that you come out of i really wish i could send here let me send you guys a
563
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:24,760
better picture of the map so you can kind of see it well yeah the thing we uh we should neck for next
564
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:30,840
time we should get some tokens for on the on the uh or what are they called they're called tokens yeah
565
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,960
you know is there a way to activate that here
566
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:38,840
i mean we don't have any of our actors in here right now
567
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:47,960
all right all right i'll do that later we'll play around with that um yeah so if you're on the
568
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,160
second floor here uh you can't like if you look at the map there's that brown section in the corner
569
01:02:53,160 --> 01:03:00,520
where it says second floor brown oh okay and then you walk into this hallway and you see where it's
570
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:06,440
kind of got this brownish rectangle those are the stairs that go down okay and when you go down those
571
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:11,480
stairs they lead you down to the main floor where the two guys are and you are on this like bottom
572
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:17,320
half of the uh yep there you go right there right next to the library so you can either go out into the
573
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:23,800
main hall or wherever you'd like to go from there and those two guards are outside they're outside so
574
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,080
they're coming up and approaching the kitchen right now okay
575
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:38,360
all right uh is there like a piece of like pottery or something i can throw out of a window to distract them
576
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:45,880
a library well no you're in the hallway uh there's nothing in the hallway but if you walk out you're
577
01:03:45,880 --> 01:04:00,120
going to be in the great hall okay oh that is a great hall it's token token vision okay because
578
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,640
tiger said it and i was like oh my god well because he's got gm privileges
579
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:15,160
okay do you see it yes so that you are walking into the great hall so yes there are pieces of pottery
580
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,760
and things out here as well
581
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,640
okay
582
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:19,640
okay
583
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:27,560
uh yeah can i take a piece of pottery and like try to throw it the opposite corner of the
584
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:32,520
of the like the great hall to see if it distracts them
585
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:38,760
the window or do you want to throw it in the great ball inside i'd like to throw it out the window
586
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:45,640
okay yeah go ahead um that'd probably be like a finesse roll because it's about you kind of being
587
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,160
dexterous and throwing it in the right direction and far enough away so uh do you have a
588
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:55,720
finesse roll no i got zero and finesse okay go ahead and roll two and then take the lowest
589
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:02,440
uh
590
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:02,760
four
591
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:11,400
okay you pick up a vase and uh you open up the window and you chuck it out um and it bounces for a
592
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,040
second and then just shatters on the sidewalk
593
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:21,080
that's awesome uh the guards uh turn and they start running back the other direction you can
594
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:25,800
hear them huffing and puffing what the hell was that did you fucking hear that um but you also
595
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:31,720
hear from upstairs somebody like walk towards the stairs oh
596
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:39,880
all right then i run towards like the kitchen okay yeah you can there's nobody on the ground
597
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:45,240
floor yet so uh you can just go ahead and meet the rest of them in the kitchen okay i don't have a
598
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:50,360
kitchen you know it's the one thing i didn't grab we always seem to overlook the kitchens here
599
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:57,000
purposefully what would you imagine in a kitchen a pizza shovel
600
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:07,160
pizza shovel tubes and glass you guys are in the back of the house here by the kitchen
601
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:14,840
oh that's how you spell chuckles no that's a typo
602
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:19,080
that's great
603
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:27,400
uh i burst into the door and go uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
604
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:35,400
uh what happened what did you do what i threw a vase why is that what that was
605
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:40,840
yeah i alerted someone from from up above now why why would you do that that's great
606
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:47,560
didn't i didn't you learn from me yelling i'm still looking around for me that's why i was doing it was
607
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:53,720
to distract those guards that we saw to the opposite side of the room where we are all right well did you
608
01:06:53,720 --> 01:07:01,480
you find out anything else vases bounce a couple times before they break oh that's not useful
609
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:11,960
did you learn anything uh i started looking around for the box yes we need the box yeah we already knew
610
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:17,960
that the chest no i didn't learn that you need to split up or stay together which one would you guys
611
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:24,840
need to work together but you guys gotta stop smelling your names and throwing vases out windows
612
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:32,840
i'm not sure how it would help well it didn't we need to get out of here they're coming out
613
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:42,440
all right uh so we're in the kitchen um i would like to grab a piece of raw meat from a table
614
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:49,880
all right you grab the raw meat and i i'm just gonna eat it one stress
615
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:57,800
you can go ahead and eat that meat i don't know how good it's been since it's been sitting out for
616
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:02,440
a while and this is pre-refrigeration but you can go ahead and eat on that oh it's salty is what it is
617
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,960
roll a salt roll salt roll
618
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:15,160
okay uh all right and then we are
619
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,160
i'll give some things for you so if you get the idea of the layout of the house i wish i had a
620
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:23,240
picture of the kitchen but anyway you're in the kitchen it's a normal you know nicer looking
621
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:27,880
kitchen there's silver and copper pots and pans and everywhere there's knives everywhere there's
622
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:32,120
you know some food hanging out um on the other side of the kitchen is the great hall
623
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:38,440
and from there uh there are four rooms that branch out into the corners and then there are two
624
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:44,680
additional rooms um one uh is like a library and the other one is like a general common room
625
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:50,520
everything on the down floor the bottom floor is dark uh you don't really see or hear anything going
626
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:56,040
on downstairs but like i said you did hear someone upstairs and you do maybe see a faint light up the
627
01:08:56,040 --> 01:09:06,840
stairwell the great hall is where andy came from yes okay if i grab like a kitchen knife does that go
628
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:14,600
against my load uh i think so i think that counts as one load but you know what grab two
629
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:23,880
um for one load yeah okay all right i'll grab two of the kitchen knives
630
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:32,520
but i'm gonna use them as throwing knives okay but throwing knives is oh yeah it's one load yeah
631
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:40,200
yeah although it does say plural throwing knives well anyway whatever two is plural yes that's what i
632
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:44,920
that's what i was saying okay all right do you guys think it would be in the basement or in the
633
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:52,680
on the top floor i think one or the other but those were the two options yes well i mean there's there's
634
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:57,880
two right or it could go wrong i mean there's two floors in between that i'm ruling out it's not on the
635
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:01,560
the first floor it's not on the second floor it's either the third floor or the basement is what i
636
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:08,760
say go to the third floor everyone lights things up high yes when you're trying to avoid being flooded
637
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,120
because you live on a boat
638
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:17,240
that's where all the best things are at high places not not everyone's a pirate
639
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,760
it doesn't have anything to do with being a pirate it has everything to do with hiding things
640
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,600
don't pirates bury things
641
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:33,880
not always that's a racist stereotype what they put them high in their ivory towers
642
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:41,960
i can't believe what i'm hearing you bigot all right settle down settle down all right we'll
643
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960
we'll split the difference and go up high
644
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:50,440
the pirates are proud people yes we know you're so proud you won't shut up about it now can we go to
645
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:57,240
the third floor to the third floor then and i walk out and i mumble under my breath as he leaves like
646
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:03,160
yeah he's so proud he doesn't even have a hat i don't need a hat you couldn't hear that quit yelling
647
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:08,120
all right so you guys are going to go upstairs yeah
648
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:15,400
but captain's in front to avoid that light that that faint light that we saw yes avoiding the light
649
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:21,560
all right walk into the dark hall now there are two staircases there's one to the north and one to the
650
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:28,280
south which one do you guys want to pick they both go up but you notice they only go up
651
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,760
their stairs
652
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:38,600
well they go up but there's no staircase down there's no like down they just go up do you know what i'm saying
653
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:43,080
this isn't like a staircase that like that goes down a level it only goes up a level
654
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:47,720
oh yeah i was like i was very confused for a second
655
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:54,920
they magical well the the pirate went first so i mean he's choosing for us
656
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,640
all right how do you want to go up these stairs you just want to walk up them you want to prowl what
657
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:07,960
do you want to do oh i'm prowling you guys can do a group prowl we're a group prowling we're all doing this
658
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:15,080
like the thriller video yeah like that we're doing the thriller video up the staircase
659
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:23,880
everybody everybody throws their um prowl trait so if you've got one or three prowl whatever
660
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:30,360
and then uh you as a group you just take the highest whoever has the highest one that counts for everybody
661
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,440
i got a six but if you guys fail brandon's okay well there you go
662
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:39,960
one six all right i have a four
663
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:45,960
you take the highest yeah but not for me because i have zero for prowl
664
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:53,480
i have zero for prowl so what do i put you roll two two and take the lowest basically disadvantage
665
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:59,560
all right two two yeah so you're still guys you pick the highest of all three of you so it was a six
666
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,320
so you guys succeed
667
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:10,920
so you all crawl up the steps together um you know in your little huddled group and you get to the top
668
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:16,600
of the steps and you realize it's you know it's very quiet the lights are down low you can kind of hear
669
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:24,040
um in the corner um as you're going up the steps um here let me get a better picture um as you're going up
670
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:30,360
the steps it opens up into the floor down below that's what you guys can see to your uh left hand
671
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:36,120
side there's two larger rooms the doors are shut but inside you can hear some giggling some like
672
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:41,560
laughing um you're kind of you know and some lights underneath the door but they completely ignore you
673
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:51,800
across the hall is a is a common room just a room with uh some big couches a fireplace it's very dimly lit
674
01:13:52,360 --> 01:14:00,680
um furthermore uh there is a uh like an abandoned room a bathroom a lecture room all in all it's just
675
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:06,840
you know a whole lot of rooms hey i came out of that abandoned room there was no chest in there
676
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:17,320
i would like to um i hear the giggling and i would like to um creep up on the because it's it's on the
677
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:21,720
other side of a door right did i hear that right right yeah they can't hear they can't hear you or see
678
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:30,840
you on that side can i look through the keyhole yes i would like to see what's what's the giggling
679
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:39,320
all about go ahead and use study to see how closely you can see through there all right study i have one
680
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:51,560
wait there's a zero d option i just what does that do it rolled zero d
681
01:14:51,560 --> 01:15:00,680
why was there even an option is it always a partial success i'm curious all right so now i'm rolling one d
682
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:10,680
five five i wonder how i wonder i wonder so you see weird go ahead i'm gonna roll a zero d again
683
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:17,960
seems like it's like it's always a partial success that's weird all right so i rolled a five
684
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:25,640
so you roll a five uh you look into the keyhole um and what you see is a group of small children
685
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:33,160
um they range in size age and size uh they range in size from age from like you know five years old up to
686
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:40,120
about mid teens or young preteens like 12 years old a bunch of boys um they're all just being boys in
687
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:46,520
their little dormitory giggling and laughing um but as you're looking you hear a noise from across the
688
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,560
room in the common room you hear someone go hello
689
01:15:55,720 --> 01:16:01,000
what are you doing i lost track of where the common room is is it on the other side of the door is it
690
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:08,760
behind us or so you're so you guys came out from uh the stairwell you turn to the left and you're like
691
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:14,440
looking through uh the the people across from the room that you came in from on the other side of the
692
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:19,400
great hall that you can look down is the common room so they've heard and seen something whoever is
693
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:25,400
over there um but they have not found you yet but you definitely have their attention um and it's
694
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:29,880
gonna be it's gonna be a three clock so you got one down
695
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:38,120
i kind of want to go see what that was about i well all right so i have a i have a question maybe
696
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:45,720
in character or i mean maybe out of character uh i i guess the answer is probably it depends but
697
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:54,520
do we need to sneak like if you said it was like a little person going hello i mean we could probably just
698
01:16:54,520 --> 01:17:01,560
talk to it it you could if you wanted to sneak you could sneak around him and if you succeeded you
699
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,440
probably wouldn't see you um or you could just go and talk to him that's up to you too okay all right
700
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:12,360
i i'm not saying we should i'm just thinking out loud yeah prowl is prowl is
701
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:16,760
prowl is more if it's if you're trying to be sneaky if you're trying to be quiet
702
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,880
i kind of want to go talk to this thing
703
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:29,400
i don't i don't think that's a good idea i'm saying that in character i'm not trying to
704
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:33,080
discourage you those those look like a chest to you
705
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:39,560
no the no but but it might know where the chest is
706
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:46,360
wait so do we hear what kind of voice it is it does it does it sound like a child
707
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:54,280
you heard it does it sounds like a very like a very quiet very like child like hello
708
01:17:54,280 --> 01:18:02,200
well it's not a cat but it was not a cat somewhere from inside the house you hear
709
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:09,160
i think if anybody's going to talk to it it shouldn't be you you are red with sharp teeth
710
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:17,400
if it's a child you will scare it then i can convince it it's having a nightmare by threatening
711
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:26,040
it you're going to pretend to be a monster i if things go bad uh captain what is your charisma
712
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:37,160
i mean is it sway sway consort and command command is like a direct command like hey stop it or come
713
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,520
here whatever you know telling me where the gold is yes
714
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:42,360
give me your gold
715
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:46,280
like being persuasive manipulative
716
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:50,520
consort is being like buddy buddy like friendly like
717
01:18:51,880 --> 01:19:01,720
like any of those i have command i have i have sway i say we send the red tooth man in all right
718
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:08,680
let's send the red tooth man in all right i go to talk to the child pretend and you walk into the
719
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:15,800
common room hold on let me pull that out um as you walk into the common room you uh see they're
720
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:25,240
they're sitting in the fire by the fireplace um not in the fire on the fireplace hold on let me uh on the couch
721
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:39,720
do you see it yes yep so sitting there on one of the couches in the fireplace it's behind the fireplace
722
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:51,720
not in it is a little boy he's got big glasses and a big chubby face and a big sword hanging off his belt
723
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:55,080
and he looks at you demon boy and he's like
724
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:58,600
hey buddy
725
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:07,480
um i'm part of a security detail
726
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:11,160
you're not
727
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:11,960
they're not red
728
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,160
they're not red
729
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:19,000
no i'm hired in to see how well the building is protected
730
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:22,040
all right throw sway to see if you can convince him
731
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:26,360
four
732
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:33,560
uh well the good news is is he's not completely turned off by you uh he's not you know running
733
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:39,160
away screaming in fear he's not but he's not pleased by him is what you're saying
734
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:47,160
he's not 100 he's not 100 convinced that he's gonna that you uh you belong there but he's not
735
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:54,120
gonna say anything um but you do realize now too um that the guards that were outside have now come
736
01:20:54,120 --> 01:21:00,840
inside they've seen the broken urn they ran back to the door the door was open and uh they've come in
737
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:04,440
to the downstairs area
738
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:04,440
quick
739
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,280
chuggles
740
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,760
don't pretend you're a cat knock down that vase
741
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,080
what i heard they bounce
742
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:14,200
what i've heard they bounce
743
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,520
they meow go mew
744
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:21,080
mew distract the guards go i can't meow i've got a cough
745
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:26,360
it's gotta be you all right maybe it's because you yell your command so much
746
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:30,840
maybe it's because if i try to say meow it doesn't sound right
747
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:31,400
wow
748
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:35,480
all right let me try let me try
749
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,960
meow see
750
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,320
the little boy kind of like looks behind squish and is like
751
01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:43,720
you have cats back there
752
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:49,080
yeah i'm trying to find them uh other cats to play with
753
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:49,640
meow
754
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:58,120
at this point me and me and the captain are just are meowing back and forth to each other
755
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,680
meow meow meow
756
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,560
meow
757
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,720
they're not very bright cats
758
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:10,600
but they're very lonely they want to play with other cats
759
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:15,480
well
760
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:23,640
i don't know what you guys are but you can't be up here it's it's it's it's uh it's nights out i'm not even supposed to be out
761
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,480
well then why are you out here
762
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:27,800
they were mean to me
763
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,160
put them to bed
764
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,600
those little with all the other kids
765
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:37,160
we didn't get to go we didn't get to go to the demo because we're too young and
766
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:41,640
and then they said i couldn't go in the dormitory because i'm too young even though i'm not the youngest
767
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,800
they sound like a bunch of dicks
768
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,280
don't swear to the children
769
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:49,960
dicks
770
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:54,520
all right
771
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:59,640
i'm a pale red skin demon half demon with teeth sharp teeth
772
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:04,760
help him help him with his problem
773
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,800
yeah i think we should get him to bed
774
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,480
eat his adversaries
775
01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:12,840
are the guards coming close
776
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:18,760
they made their way up to the stairs but they're doing a thorough check of the of downstairs so
777
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,920
downstairs you can hear they're turning on
778
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:25,560
well not turning out well they do have electric lights turning on a few lights um they're kind of
779
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:31,560
you know opening up the doors peeking their heads in um they haven't come up the stairs yet
780
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:35,480
but you may want to make a decision soon all right well i want to get this kid to bed
781
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:39,080
i am a drink first
782
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,960
jesus christ uh you know try swaying him to see if he'll go back to bed
783
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:50,680
or commanding him if someone wants to command him to go back
784
01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:53,720
well he doesn't know about us yet right he still thinks we're cats
785
01:23:53,720 --> 01:24:00,520
oh well he he definitely doesn't think that you're cats but he's also not the sort of kid who's gonna
786
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:06,200
go and like make like try to figure it out himself he's more than happy to pretend that you are cats
787
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:14,360
so he did see us he he doesn't think you're cats though but he doesn't want to know what you are
788
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:19,000
he is talking to a demon-faced uh individual right now so he's a little
789
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:25,320
a little scared so so should i try to sway him if you want to sway him yeah
790
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:36,360
sway the boy oh boy failure to two it's the word so what do you say to him i say well i think you
791
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:42,200
should go up to bed i think it's a little too late and the guards are making their rounds and so you don't want to
792
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:50,040
get in trouble i i'm the one that's gonna be in trouble here buddy i mean i know you're like the
793
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:56,200
demons that are downstairs in the basement but but you can't just boss me around you're not you're not
794
01:24:56,200 --> 01:25:04,360
my boss uh and and he says that something you hear on the steps uh behind in the in the steps you guys
795
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:08,760
have just come up you hear the guards they're starting to make their approach of the steps oh boy
796
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:17,400
quick let's run wait there wait that doesn't help us they're being demons in the basement
797
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:25,240
i mean boy why why are who told them there were demons in the basement i come in barging and
798
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:32,600
commanding what is in that basement roll your command roll definitely this is going to be great
799
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:37,000
what's my command and boy give me your alcohol
800
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:48,520
oh come on dude this dice how many command do you have uh one you only have one command
801
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:57,000
i only have one dot yeah all right oh i should i should offer to help him do you want to do a demon's
802
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:04,040
bargain what does that mean so uh if he takes the devil's bargain he can try to roll for you and do
803
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:10,680
better um but if he does that he's gonna have to take some uh some issue he's gonna take some harm
804
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:17,880
the harm that you are gonna take you're gonna take three stress um because you're gonna have to try and uh
805
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:26,200
convince this kid uh you know kind of scare him to you're gonna have to use your demon abilities which i'm sure
806
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:33,640
doesn't make you very happy to uh convince this boy to tell you what's going on yeah i don't want to do
807
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:42,680
that all right the little so brandon tell me how you command this kid i barge in where like like a pirate out of
808
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:48,760
your nightmares but apparently that's what i think because the kid's not scared but i like walk up and
809
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:54,440
start pointing my finger at him but i guess it's not intimidating at all like i thought it would be
810
01:26:54,440 --> 01:27:01,640
oh the kid's scared right but instead of uh instead of screaming he pulls the scimitar from his belt
811
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:07,720
that he's been holding and uh he weighs in front of you and he's like i'm only level two but i'll
812
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:15,000
fuck you up oh my god where'd he learn that language i whip out my rape here but he says
813
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:20,680
fuck i whip out my rape here he's like glad this is not your kind of day
814
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:26,600
are you gonna fight him yeah i'm thinking about fighting a child
815
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:36,680
you should probably get out of here all right i come out from hiding hold on hold on i don't fight this
816
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:44,040
stupid kid listen i can't find any alcohol yeah i know he could probably win but all we
817
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:50,360
want is the box we just want the chest we don't want to kill children we can't have that happen again
818
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:58,200
it was too sad last time i wasn't gonna kill him i was just gonna you know kick his ass yeah
819
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:05,720
well you never know you you always not been a good estimation of your strength so we just met
820
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:15,560
me and you yeah i thought we were old friends no it just met tonight it was our first job together
821
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:21,560
oh it is all right well but you thought we're just been acting like we're old
822
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:31,960
i didn't realize it did you think you knew me from somewhere well i mean i knew a pirate one time and
823
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:40,840
they're all the same and a red fro cot i mean red fro coat no that did not it doesn't the coat's not
824
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:47,560
important listen sorry we woke you up kid or whatever we did uh let's just agree to pretend
825
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:53,240
neither of us knew that we are here you can stay up and uh eat cookies or whatever these kids like to
826
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:58,280
do and uh you know what we're just going to keep doing our security on it and uh you know have a nice
827
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:05,960
day that was a good review review and you can tell that he's thinking about it because the guards are
828
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:10,840
coming up behind you the next nearest staircase is past this kid on the other side of the common room
829
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:18,520
so uh he's looking at the three of you and he doesn't really see you as much of a threat you
830
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,720
we're just meowing at each other and arguing about whether or not you've been friends
831
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:29,560
unless you want to help us if you want to go on a little adventure this game sounds a lot like
832
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:30,760
are the ones already
833
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:34,120
yeah
834
01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:37,240
yeah
835
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:39,800
yeah i get each other and arguing if your friends are not
836
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:42,200
we could use this other swordsman
837
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:46,760
what do you say he goes i'll help you but you gotta help me
838
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:52,600
what do you what do you need some ice cream maybe a little bit of ribbon candy
839
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,520
i want you to scare those other boys
840
01:29:56,520 --> 01:30:00,440
ooh that might be my specialty
841
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:05,000
okay yeah i mean we'll we'll do that
842
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:10,440
i mean we could and i'll tell you you guys are looking for the chest
843
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:12,600
yeah you know about a chest
844
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:21,080
well duh what what do you mean duh where is it it's in the basement
845
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,760
i told you guys the basement his leverage is gone
846
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,280
just because i got in this place
847
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:29,640
wait no you said he put it up high
848
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:33,560
he said it's tired of everything
849
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,720
i'll scream i'll scream
850
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:38,280
oh
851
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,560
all right his leverage is back
852
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:46,360
all right where are these where are these bullies
853
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,040
on the other side of the the court the hallway
854
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:56,120
you remember that door you were peeping in creeper
855
01:30:56,120 --> 01:30:58,760
oh the one the giggling kids you're afraid of the gigglers
856
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:03,640
they sound like a fun they sound like a bunch of pussies
857
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:05,880
scarier than you
858
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:09,400
he's got us there
859
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,000
like that
860
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:17,000
all right all right this is what we're gonna do we're gonna hide in that stairway
861
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:21,240
when the if the guards come in here and check it out tell them that you didn't see anything
862
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:24,920
and you're gonna scare those kids right
863
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:26,440
and we'll scare the shit out of them
864
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:29,400
because if you don't i'm gonna go tell on you
865
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,560
that's fine i'll scare him for this
866
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:33,160
and i'll kill him for something else
867
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,880
squish show him your scary face
868
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:37,880
no i can't waste it
869
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,160
what just show
870
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,040
i don't want him to scream
871
01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:44,040
okay the guards are coming up the stairs and you guys
872
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:50,520
rush into the stairwell um that goes down back down it also goes up to the third floor and uh
873
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:55,160
as you guys get behind the door the guards come up and they look at the poor little kid and they're like
874
01:31:55,160 --> 01:32:03,400
templeton again really and he kind of looks all sad and he's got these big eyes and his glasses and
875
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:08,120
they start welling up with tears and the guards you know they're just big old softies templeton is
876
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:12,120
always getting bullied he's always spending his nights on the couch out here
877
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:14,520
does he currently have a wedgie
878
01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:25,960
he's picking it out as he's talking to him and they go
879
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:31,320
templeton did you did you see anything there the downstairs door was open and he goes i was just
880
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:38,840
letting the cat in and they're like templeton you you gotta lock the door buddy you know it's only us and
881
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:45,960
dav upstairs you can't you can't be doing this bud just you know i know the kids bully you and they
882
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:53,960
call you pissy templeton pissy pritchard dicky i know they call you that but just just go back to
883
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:59,320
bed buddy and uh they turn around and they head back down the stairs they're not completely out of the
884
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:05,480
house yet but for the moment you guys are safe as long as uh templeton pritchard templeton doesn't
885
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:10,680
decide to scream did you guys hear what they said they called him pissy pritchard
886
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:18,440
oh my god i'm gonna rip on that kid so much when i see him again
887
01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:25,960
i didn't even notice he had a wedgie while we were talking to him he's a level two uh wuss right
888
01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:28,760
i kind of want to beat him up now
889
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:37,800
yeah let's stab him in the back he's a level two wuss and went number one on his
890
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:45,560
level one on his pants well we can't all have let's let's go down the stairs and try to find the
891
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:54,760
basement wait hold on no no no we are going to beat up those other kids why because we made a promise
892
01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:04,760
to a child yes to templeton pissy templeton yeah pissy templeton we've all been there yeah the one with
893
01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:12,360
the glasses you never you never pissed your pants not out of fear well we that wasn't clear that he
894
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:20,360
he was pissing his pants out of fear he could be pissing his pants so he can hear us oh my god did he
895
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:23,240
just now we peed his pants
896
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:28,280
you're supposed to make them pee their pants oh
897
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:36,600
i would love to make some children pee their pants i got an idea what this guy looks like i'm gonna
898
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:38,280
send in the chat for a second but
899
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:47,080
all right let's go try to scare the other kids i think it would be stupid but
900
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:54,840
i think we must all the kids screaming that's gonna draw the guards up yeah but they're gonna
901
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:58,680
yeah it will but they're gonna think it's templeton or that they just made
902
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:04,520
shit up and it's gonna take the heat off of us oh from from south park
903
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:09,160
that's what i
904
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:15,080
see now the big glasses he's so cute oh my glasses
905
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:19,080
i don't pee myself guys
906
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:30,280
yeah so yeah the stairs like i said they go up to the third floor or these particular
907
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:33,240
stairs go back down to the main floor they don't go all the way to the base
908
01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:37,560
yeah they only go one way remember they're one-way stairs
909
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,720
they only go up
910
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:43,720
don't try and take them down
911
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:50,840
all right all right we're going to scare children yeah we are gonna
912
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:56,360
scare these children how do you plan on scaring these children using you
913
01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:59,240
you're a goddamn monster
914
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,840
wow rude all right i have an idea
915
01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:10,920
what what's your idea pirate and i pull out a bottle from my sash and can i pull out can i pull out
916
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:17,160
my ghost yes all right and i and the ghost comes out what the
917
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:18,120
what the was that
918
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:22,120
this is my butler
919
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:27,320
you have a butler in a bottle
920
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:32,440
squish starts to look very petrified i
921
01:36:32,440 --> 01:36:38,040
i can't hear you me she's not saying anything i picture
922
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:45,560
of pritchard he's so cute oh my god he looks like he looks like a little nerdy henry the eighth
923
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:51,800
dude he looks exactly like if they if south park turn that picture that's exactly what that one turned into
924
01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:55,800
yeah yeah yeah that one's i like that one more
925
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,680
which one it's amazing the second one
926
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:05,480
pp pritchard i think i think that should be your new picture on the game
927
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:13,880
so you can't get melex out yeah and i'm gonna melex
928
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:22,840
he opens up this uh what do you want to describe the uh spirit bottle it looks like a bottle with a cork in it
929
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:30,600
and it's uh kind of dirty but it's also blue and uh you know kind of looks like it could contain alcohol but
930
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:33,000
instead it contains hot ghost
931
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:40,360
as he opens up the bottle this white electric sort of oozing
932
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:45,640
spirit liquid kind of comes out and it takes a second but then it coalesces
933
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,200
into an elderly man uh who
934
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:54,280
very is dressed and not like with very fine clothes but very prim very proper
935
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:57,240
and he looks over at uh
936
01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:59,640
clive with a kind of a blank look and he goes
937
01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:00,920
sir
938
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:04,360
got a very important job for you neelix
939
01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:06,840
there's a room up there with children
940
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,560
go scare the pants off them
941
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:13,000
are you trying to get them out of their pants
942
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:16,920
what what no no no no no
943
01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:18,200
are we still doing freezing
944
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:21,320
this is getting weird
945
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:23,480
uh squish is
946
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:27,560
is petrified he's shaking and sweating really bad
947
01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:29,560
whoa you okay big guy
948
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:32,520
you can all see me too
949
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:33,800
okay
950
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:37,880
uh no i do not like ghosts
951
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:39,800
uh
952
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:40,200
oh
953
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,760
well isn't that a shame
954
01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:48,440
you're us working with the best ghost pirate whisper in the in the seven dagger isles
955
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:50,520
that's what ghost pirate means
956
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:54,360
yes i'm the ghost pirate
957
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:59,960
i mean i'm alive but i'm not a ghost but i collect ghosts and this is one of them his name's neelix
958
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:01,480
he's like you were a ghost
959
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:07,400
that's what everyone thinks i told him to pick a better name
960
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:10,760
i didn't pick the name they just called me that
961
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,800
why don't you why don't they call you the pirate of ghosts
962
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:20,120
i don't know i just started doing things and then they start calling me that i was lucky to get away with that
963
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:23,960
neelix
964
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:23,960
neelix
965
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:24,520
neelix
966
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:26,760
we made a bargain with another child
967
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:32,920
for some reason that's where we're at in our pathetic lives right now and i need you to go scare these children
968
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:37,320
how would you like me to do that sir
969
01:39:37,320 --> 01:39:38,760
uh
970
01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:40,920
i want you to just go through the door and
971
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:42,920
uh
972
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:44,600
do a bunch
973
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,280
just start yelling and screaming
974
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:48,760
as a butler ghost might do
975
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:50,440
no one's gonna be afraid of a butler
976
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:52,840
i mean a ghost butler
977
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:54,680
so uh
978
01:39:54,680 --> 01:40:01,560
let's go ahead and throw your command roll and then you have a special ability which gives you an extra command with ghosts
979
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:03,720
so go ahead and throw an extra roll on top of that
980
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:05,000
so how do i do this
981
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:07,240
so how many do you have in command
982
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,720
what how many do i have in command uh
983
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:12,840
one so you'd roll two
984
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,760
yeah you're gonna roll two
985
01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:15,800
how do you know he has one
986
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:18,680
because he's already attempted
987
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:19,320
oh
988
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:20,200
this
989
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:21,400
yeah
990
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:24,280
oh that's right for the kid
991
01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:28,760
i tried command the kid to tell me where his treasure's at
992
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:33,240
yeah all right so give me your
993
01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:34,200
try
994
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:38,760
uh
995
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:39,720
and he uh
996
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:47,480
floats just kind of slowly back to the hallway and into the door and you hear the giggling that's kind
997
01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:50,200
of been going on and off behind this all of a sudden he goes silent
998
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:56,280
and then a scream and there's this screaming blood-curdling children just
999
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:58,520
everywhere
1000
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:03,000
temple still starts you know laughing uncontrollably
1001
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:06,760
there's general chaos and mayhem
1002
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:12,440
oh i i can't my character can't stop laughing he's like he's like hanging over the banish
1003
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:13,400
they're just cracking up
1004
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:18,600
as soon as as soon as neelix like started floating towards the door
1005
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:24,360
squish decides to run down not run walk very fastly down the stairs down
1006
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:28,760
okay well he wasn't supposed to so you scare scare squish
1007
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:44,280
me like uh neelix kind of floats all the way back to the bottle just kind of the same blank
1008
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:48,680
expression and he said this has been your one favor sir wait
1009
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:55,560
i shan't be but they don't know that it was we need to make it we need to make uh templeton seem
1010
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:55,960
cool
1011
01:41:55,960 --> 01:42:00,040
we just want to scare him yeah
1012
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:05,640
that was all we were told to do i'm not making this i'm not breaking miracles here i'm scaring
1013
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:06,120
children
1014
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:11,480
ah i just they're not going to have any reason they're not going to know why they were scared
1015
01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:17,880
they need to know that it was templeton's doing i don't want uh why we've already made the deal
1016
01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:22,280
what kind of what are you doing here we're here to steal treasure not please a child
1017
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:29,080
fine i was i was with the other i was with the tooth man about going right down to the basement
1018
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:33,000
instead you wanted to scare children and i made it easy
1019
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:38,920
well i mean you did but templeton's life's going to be very very hard
1020
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:45,560
listen that boy's got a hard life coming maybe he'll learn maybe he'll learn what
1021
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:51,960
i don't know children on his own skin yeah he'll learn children on his own
1022
01:42:51,960 --> 01:43:02,120
then with your one favorite sir i shan't be bothered again this evening i suspect and as he does that he
1023
01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:07,480
kind of like a snake kind of goes back into his bottle i kind of yell
1024
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:11,880
kind of dims and now you can't use neelix for the rest of the
1025
01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:16,520
i imagine him i pull off the bottle like you'll you'll do what i tell you
1026
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:25,000
oh wait this is my whiskey bottle i imagine him getting back into the jar as if it were a tight pair of pants
1027
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:39,880
and it's just absolutely beaming like oh that was so cool you guys are neat uh where'd your other friend go
1028
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:44,200
uh he's afraid of children or ghosts i don't remember which
1029
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:55,320
he's afraid of children and ghosts this has not been his night turns out that's the first two things we ran into
1030
01:43:55,320 --> 01:44:04,200
well uh yeah so the chest is uh it's it's in the basement uh there's a demon down there you gotta go
1031
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:10,600
through a shrine to get in there but uh yeah what do you guys do you guys uh do you need a hand you need a
1032
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:17,320
scimitar uh no i don't need a scimitar it's useless against demons but is there any other like do you
1033
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:19,480
know the combination to the chest
1034
01:44:19,480 --> 01:44:27,560
no no okay well uh you know you should really go to bed and rest up for tomorrow's
1035
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:33,480
sword fights or whatever it is that you do child and maybe change your pants
1036
01:44:33,480 --> 01:44:39,480
i didn't pee my pants and as he walks away you go
1037
01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:48,360
i gotta pee my pants i don't pee my pants i'm not a bedwatter and as he like goes into the room you kind
1038
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:54,280
of hear the door slam behind him but you also hear this you know there was a giant scream and so now the
1039
01:44:54,280 --> 01:44:59,480
guards are kind of not running but they are coming back up the stairs kind of like okay what the
1040
01:44:59,480 --> 01:45:00,440
is this now
1041
01:45:00,440 --> 01:45:10,840
quick quick uh chuckles let's go follow follow squish all right uh i want to look for like a
1042
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:19,080
door down to the basement all right so you guys get down back to the first level uh so this time you're
1043
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:25,720
on the other side of the great hall so instead of like there's a library um immediately in front of
1044
01:45:25,720 --> 01:45:25,880
you
1045
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:27,000
ooh
1046
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:29,560
libraries for nerds
1047
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:31,080
shut up
1048
01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:33,480
and then for the templetons of the world yeah
1049
01:45:33,480 --> 01:45:38,520
here we go
1050
01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:41,000
just kidding
1051
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:45,320
yeah so uh can you guys see my little mouse
1052
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:53,560
yeah yeah okay so you guys came back down the stairs here you are now here which is uh the
1053
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:58,680
library um there's the great hall right here this is the kitchen where you guys came from
1054
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:04,840
um there are you see there's just one side is like the entryway the back out to the street and
1055
01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:12,760
then there are four rooms in the corners that you have not explored yet one of which is the library
1056
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:20,200
one of the corner yeah so the ones in the corner are the rooms you haven't explored yet andy threw
1057
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:28,200
the vase out of the uh the smoking room door or window and then there is a common room that you guys have
1058
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:31,240
also passed or the library is where you guys just came out of
1059
01:46:31,240 --> 01:46:43,080
okay i'll check out one of the uh corner rooms which one you can uh pick out there's uh four i'm gonna do the
1060
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:51,720
one of the one in the top right the top right yes okay so uh go ahead and go in there and uh
1061
01:46:51,720 --> 01:46:57,160
i go in there do you want to do a study or do you want to just kind of blankly see what you see
1062
01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:59,320
um i mean i'll do
1063
01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:02,440
i'll do a study
1064
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:20,680
so three because i don't have any so when you get into the the room you can see that it's very
1065
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:30,840
decrepit um hold on i'm pulling it up for you okay tokens token vision it's just gray and mine even
1066
01:47:32,440 --> 01:47:40,840
i got something though you see it yeah do you see tiger did you zoom out uh maybe i gotta zoom out
1067
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:48,200
further no it's everything's gray oh we got a picture it's like a crappy room there's like a one chair in
1068
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:52,600
there yeah yeah i'll give you the uh i'll throw it in the discord
1069
01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:56,840
strange
1070
01:47:56,840 --> 01:48:02,360
i'm not quite sure why it's not showing because it's not showing up for me either
1071
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:05,880
is that a gm thing
1072
01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:14,840
i reloaded and it it came up all right let me try really quickly yeah so you enter the room and you
1073
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:23,240
can just see that it's a very large decrepit room um at some point um you can tell that there was uh like
1074
01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:32,040
a large piece of furniture in the center but now that's missing um but when you walk in there you feel this kind of like
1075
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:51,880
overwhelming it's spookiness just general discomfort you realize it's the ghost field uh this field of magnetism with ghosts and whatnot that kind of surrounds you it's very much active in this room uh you can kind of smell like electrical socket you know that metallic sort of smell
1076
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:59,080
uh and uh given that you don't like uh ghosts it gives you a hella spooky feeling so go ahead you're
1077
01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:05,080
gonna take uh you you didn't take any stress right no that would be my first one uh go ahead and take
1078
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:08,280
two stress because you don't like ghosts and this is really creepy
1079
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:15,320
andy did you move your camera i forgot i didn't even notice so this now yeah i got a new desk oh cool
1080
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:28,200
see see see in the room as well that there's a there's a door a second door all right should i i guess i'll invite these guys in
1081
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:30,760
are
1082
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:31,880
yarr
1083
01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:33,320
yarr
1084
01:49:33,320 --> 01:49:35,320
uh
1085
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:45,320
something smells metallic and spooky in here smells like ghost that's the ghosts they make a very fine smell we
1086
01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:53,400
whispers know that very well well can you whisper to them no can can you get rid of the smell
1087
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:56,680
yes
1088
01:49:56,680 --> 01:50:05,880
okay that was a pirate joke right there it's called a fart
1089
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:15,480
hold on hold on hold on hold on i gotta laugh out of character too
1090
01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:21,480
seven stress
1091
01:50:21,480 --> 01:50:26,440
three stress uh you can attune to it though
1092
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:36,920
to the ghost me or them i'm not well i'm not ghost whispers you can attune to it what does that
1093
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:41,080
what does that mean though if you would turn to the ghost field it allows you to see the ghost field
1094
01:50:41,080 --> 01:50:47,480
uh a lot clearer than everybody else um it also allows you to um you know kind of see what happened
1095
01:50:47,480 --> 01:50:53,400
in this room or you know things like that all right i'll i'll attune i got nothing better to do
1096
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:58,280
and i got double attune okay and then do you want to use any of your like upgrades or anything i know
1097
01:50:58,280 --> 01:50:59,080
you have a map uh
1098
01:50:59,080 --> 01:51:06,680
anything else nope do i need to do i need to use that to save it i'll just use the attune okay
1099
01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:09,800
so that's two right yep
1100
01:51:09,800 --> 01:51:15,720
just to die because i got two uh dots yeah
1101
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:19,080
partial success
1102
01:51:19,080 --> 01:51:28,120
so you uh as you attune into the room uh what you see ahead of you is a little shocking so where
1103
01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:33,480
there used to be something in the room some heavy piece of furniture you realize used to be like a
1104
01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:38,600
a small pyramid like structure not like a big one that goes up to the ceiling but more like table height
1105
01:51:39,480 --> 01:51:44,680
and on top of it uh you can see that there's like blood and some sort of like gross objects
1106
01:51:44,680 --> 01:51:53,400
floating down off of it you realize it was like a sacrificial uh pyramid um the uh smell that you
1107
01:51:53,400 --> 01:52:02,120
smell is the residual residue of all the ghosts and people that have died in here um you can see uh with your ghost vision
1108
01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:10,440
the distant memory of uh someone getting um beheaded on the pyramid
1109
01:52:10,440 --> 01:52:19,800
this is kind of disturbing to you and uh kind of shocking uh so you're gonna go ahead and take level one harm
1110
01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:21,240
uh shocked
1111
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:23,960
level one harm
1112
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:25,640
yeah
1113
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:27,720
okay
1114
01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:34,440
boys we got ourselves in a cult business in this room
1115
01:52:34,440 --> 01:52:38,600
i don't think you want to see what i see but this is not good
1116
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:45,240
then i suggest we get the fuck out of here and i go towards the door the door that you came in
1117
01:52:45,240 --> 01:52:47,000
or the other door in the room the other door
1118
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:53,160
okay uh you go and head towards it um and you kind of jiggle the handle let's see
1119
01:52:53,160 --> 01:52:57,960
that roll a zero doll
1120
01:52:57,960 --> 01:53:02,280
the
1121
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:11,800
the door is not locked um but when you open up the door what you see is just a very
1122
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:15,880
long hallway that is very very long and very very dark
1123
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:25,240
and a set of stairs leading down okay yeah and my that or not my fit my
1124
01:53:25,240 --> 01:53:32,200
wanting to get away from that obviously a cursed room i i start walking towards it very or down the
1125
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:38,440
hallway very fast we better catch up to that he's he's i've seen that that man getting out of
1126
01:53:38,440 --> 01:53:41,960
here he don't i don't think he can handle this how are you doing juggles
1127
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:44,520
oh i'm very confused
1128
01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:53,720
not scared though are you oh i mean no no i'm not it's a little nerve-wracking i you know i don't
1129
01:53:53,720 --> 01:53:57,240
really see the ghosts but uh they they feel spooky
1130
01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:02,600
you're a brave lad no i turn away kind of really really ignorant
1131
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:03,000
okay
1132
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:09,400
ignorance is bliss boy remember that and i turn away kind of like walking away like i gave some
1133
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:11,480
wise advice like no one's ever heard that before
1134
01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:14,280
like i've never heard that before
1135
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:22,760
you get down the first set of stairs and you enter the first kind of main room you realize
1136
01:54:22,760 --> 01:54:27,880
you're in a basement structure um so the hallway continues down in front of you there's several
1137
01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:32,920
rooms to your light right um there's or to your left sorry there's one larger room
1138
01:54:32,920 --> 01:54:41,560
that's got kind of uh glass on the uh on one side of it and if you look into it you can kind of see
1139
01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:48,680
something inside um some kind of like metallic objects and some sort of like you can't really
1140
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:55,400
tell because it's dark on the inside um there's also two rooms down at the end um that are currently
1141
01:54:55,400 --> 01:55:06,760
dark as well so somehow we got into the basement so the the um stairs in the uh the demon room you
1142
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:31,560
were just in leads down to the basement oh okay cute yep is that a good place to stop yes