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okay you guys want to start by going over your characters at all
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um yeah i i could i could okay you want me to you want me to go you want to all right i'm playing
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some some otherwise known as ari strongbow okay that's great i don't care you're an adventure or
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maybe even a group of adventures whatever why are you here no one cares tell me tell me don't tell me
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your backstory we're here to kick ass and find treasure that's the motivation now get ready to roll
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in front of you is a dark staircase some mysterious shadows begging you to enter and by backing i
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mean you need to go down the stairs or there's not a hell of a lot of purpose of us being here today
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all right
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but we're together yes why aren't your tokens in here uh you have to drag them into this scene
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every time oh really yeah okay bitch
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pass
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okay there you guys are all right making my way down the stairs all right you guys go down the stairs
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right right yeah all right this room is dark and smells like a pet store it's all wood chips and warm
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poop down here a bunch of bats flap around the room they look harmless smells like poop in here
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and warm sawdust i told you i didn't i it was what i ate earlier
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are those are those bats get your they might be why don't you get your bow and arrow and just
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just let me i might get start crawling i'm i'm not gonna shoot a bat you know how hard it is to hit a bat
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well good thing these aren't bats they're sturges and they start to attack oh no
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so we shall have to roll for initiative okay what do i roll uh there should be in the
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the encounter tab oh nice are they in there oh i see the sturges oh boo already rolled so i just roll
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that big yeah just click the dice is all my info in there yes i put it in wow
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did i roll no no uh it won't let me roll you can roll for me i click on it it won't it doesn't roll
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i'll do roll i wonder if the permissions are slightly different i don't know maybe i'm just that kind of
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lucky guy and maybe that's this kind of game i'm gonna be the lucky one
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yeah and they come on top i can't wait until you try and lie thinking you're max skyblade
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this is oh i am always a skyblade
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all right hey nice i'm first are you strong bow is first all right uh i'd like to
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i don't know the rules so you might have to stop me i'd like to take my sword out and uh
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swing at one of these things okay triumphantly any one um
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the one that's closest to me is the layout that you have here basically right yeah it's
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they're on stairs it's in the picture oh okay i want it's in the picture i want to jump off the stairs
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and swing at one of the uh the sturgeys all right give me an acrobatics roll okay how do i do that
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yep here we go i don't know all right
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okay so i can't do it i'm not going to do it from foundry i don't think because i don't have the tool belt
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or athletics not not uh acrobatics no it's acrobatics okay oh there it is okay so which
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which one would it be uh acrobatics so i roll a d20 yeah okay and i have to roll so i got acrobatics plus
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three i got you it's plus two my sheet says plus three though but mine says plus two
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okay then i will fix mine
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all right all right i rolled a four is that good enough no it is not you fail and you fall down into
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the straw oh the straw yes it's itchy all right watch this i'm gonna forget i'm i'm gonna forget i'm
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this character i'm gonna think of my skyblade i go to hide well you have to wait for your turn
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oh uh oh you're a lot more sassy than i thought it comes from a long line of sassy
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all right tiger did you use a um an online roller i used a dice i have dice here
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all right um that's the first service is going to attack you know you can if i think you can
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click on so on the uh the chat tab there's there's a dice there that's what i've been trying to do oh
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it's not doing it no oh it's not opening up a dice roller huh no strange oh you deleted all the chats
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there's probably a d20 you can actually do it in discord oh really yeah oh let me start a new
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i don't know why oh yeah in
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okay i think
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maybe i don't oh yeah here's the bot dice
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oh but this is only for
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i don't know might be better to find a website for today i can look for a discord bot later
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okay um
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so the first sturgis in order swings and attacks
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okay it's gonna use its blood drain
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blood drain blood drain you didn't say these were blood draining sturges is
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no i did not
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they're just sturges again
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against kerr
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okay that's that's boo yeah okay
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all right i assume seven is not going to beat your armor class blue
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my armor class is 12. okay so nothing happens then it's here actually it's it's cure actually it's
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here okay so the second one does the same exact thing
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with an eight so that doesn't that misses two attacking kerr kerr here here here sorry okay so
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now here it's your turn maybe jerry all right what what what can i do because like i don't really know
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do i have cantrips do i have uh like spell slots i didn't really do a lot of research other than look
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at the sheet it should be on there shouldn't it it's on the sheet yeah
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yeah you know mage hand
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press the digitation and ray of frost yeah but i don't know what those things are
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i mean i guess ray of frost is kind of explanatory enough
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but is mage hand like a wave
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mage hand is like uh an ethereal hand will come out and like move something or
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my god really something like that yeah that's like cool as hell all right how is that gonna help
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i don't know you know every sometimes you need a high five you know pick me up out of the out of
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this straw i can only use it once yeah it's itchy no it's a cantrip you can use it whenever
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all right so i use press meditation to get him out of the or no mage hand to get him out of this
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get uh some some out of the uh out of the hay okay but i'm doing it like crouching like
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okay that's your action for the turn then that's fine i don't give a fuck
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that's gonna
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fucking matter
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the third surge is going to attack here
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here
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that's what i said and that one that one won't hit either it's a two
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nice all three of them are misses
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really low armor class okay now it's some some it's 12 yeah it's really not that high what's
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what's a high armor class isn't yeah oh
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like a 14 or higher is pretty good all right it's already strong bows all right um
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i still think it's probably best to swing at the uh sword so i'm gonna do i'm gonna swing at the one
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that just tried to like most recently tried to hit um cure okay um
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all right do is can i get i don't know how this works is is there can i get an advantage for
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uh cure helping me up
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no because then you're just up okay you're just where you were so so it would have been it would
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have been like a disadvantage if i was still down or i'd have to yeah yeah yeah you'd have to
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make the maneuver to stand up okay and since i don't need to do a maneuver do i i don't have an extra
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attack i would just have another maneuver okay yeah you can use it to get closer all right
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so i get i get close and uh i sort of push cure aside using him like for a boost to go right at one
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of the sturgeses and i roll in 18 okay that saved you no it was it was like a teamwork push
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although i did why am i on my face then
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all right roll one d8 one d8
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uh which one is the eight this one right no that's seven ten this gotta be eight wait is there
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a zero on a d8 no this is ten i don't know which one is eight andy
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which i mean because i'm i got i'm at roll the die dot dot net and you can put like you know one dice
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eight sides yeah i see i just don't do that all right i'll just roll the d8 on here roll
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rolled one d8 four four damage i think okay plus two set slashing damage because of from the weapon
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yeah oh yeah one d8 plus two slashing okay i see all right that's search no not all of them yeah
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yeah what a swing baby grand slam no i just want this one dead
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oh because i was because i was doing it to all of them do you have them all highlighted no you might
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have them all oh did you select them to be linked not that i know of well check
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link actor data yeah yeah turn that off okay you have to change it on each one of them okay
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some some some in the house because if i do kill all of them i'm gonna twerk so hard you're gonna
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twerk yeah
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all right that was the closest one that just attacked cure all right all right so now it's the first
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surges chance nice and that one is going to use blood drain on some some i can't see on in the
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encounter which one is dead yeah uh i can oh it's the last one okay yo how convenient
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check um that will not hit nice so the next surge my blood is for me
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will attempt the same thing oh it just disappeared you read you just removed it yeah okay and that's a 14
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to whom to me uh my armor class is 14 exactly so i can't i can't remember who that goes to ty goes to the runner
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who's the runner in this case uh i don't know
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uh
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attackers win all ties in 5e oh okay
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that means i lose yes you lose oh boy okay so it's 1d4 plus three
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you're not gonna want to roll that just let's say you roll to zero
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okay it was four plus three so seven damage
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all right so where should i mark that
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here i put it in there for you oh no not plus seven
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would i open my thing up oh see i can't i can't change anything in my sheet
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oh okay
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okay so it should be counting down when it's not
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because your hit points are seven out of 12 but that's not right
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because it should be five i don't know what my total hit points is is that on my sheet
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should be
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it is right underneath you see the green box in the middle yeah it says on the top line oh hit
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point max hit points maximum all right and i lost four no you lost seven are you sure yes you got
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minus seven okay but the thing with this blood drain is that it doesn't because it attaches to you while
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it's doing this ah
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it doesn't attack next turn oh okay so it's
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it's the target loses 1d4 plus three due to blood loss
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oh so i can't it all right so i can't continue to attack oh
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oh shit so it's stuck to me and it's gonna keep it stuck to you yes oh this sucks
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mac
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so now it is matt did he hear me
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not back
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here here it's pronounced cure
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what is prestiditation
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uh well i think it's from the latin for digit which is digit that's all i got
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it's a tickling spell
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press did
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i wish i
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magic tricks performed as entertainment
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is that really what it is
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is that really what it is
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that's what the definition is on there
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on in dnd or just in websters that was just websters oh
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all right this spell is a minor magical trick that novice spell casters use for practice
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you create one of the following magical effects within range
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you create an instantaneous harmless sensory effects such as a shower of sparks a puff of wind faint musical notes
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or an odd odor you instantaneously light or snuff out a candle you instantaneously clean or soil an object no longer than one cubic foot
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you chill warm or flavor up one cubic foot of non-living material what you think a color a small mark or a symbol appear on the object or a surface for an hour or you create a non-magical trinket or an illusionary image that can fit in your hand and last until the end of your next turn
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so are we assuming that cure knows this like yeah it's a cantrip okay so it's he's not reading like from a book
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no no what is this thing that i know how to do already
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no i am however trying to like oh what the fuck is persistation again
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is it useful is this is this useful all right make me taste bad
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oh ray of frost and i blast him with a ray of frost uh how do i no how do i do that
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i assume roll a d20 i have a d8 here set up
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oh i guess i have no idea how
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i speak goblin goblins me too that's gonna be really helpful
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i speak goblins is that a spoiler it's a goblins you're a spoiler yeah that's right i call
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that's right you can go on the trunk of a car
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all right make a ranged attack spell attack on the target
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will do and with gush we'll go ahead and roll a d20 uh do you have any pluses for your
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i have a plus uh attack bonus of plus two
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on my core yeah but that yeah you're
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you're only gonna that's only if you hit someone with it okay what were you asking
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all right so all right so all right so you have plus three and intel in uh in your intelligence
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oh no uh hacker's pissed he left oh no he's pissed off no i'm right here he's real pissed
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yeah so you can do your ray of frost roll uh a d20 okay and then it's just and then it's add three
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for your intelligence all right d20 roll i got an 18 so was that 20 that that is
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all right and then roll what did it say uh 1d8 1d8
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all right i got a seven is that still okay no it's not close anything okay all right and which one did
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you hit uh the nearest one anyone that will look like he might have been close to attacking me well
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there's one that's on some some and there's one that's just flying around is it near me which one's
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the closest which one's closest to me the one on some some i don't matter i don't know tell me
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well i'm probably i'm probably in between you and one of them at least
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all right um i blast the one that's attacking her yeah
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make me taste bad with your predestination
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it's predestination and that's also not what he used
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oh no he used ray of light all right that's ray of frost that surge is dead
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so i'm not being sucked on no more no it falls it gets hit by this ray of frost
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and you know what tiger that's me yes me me me why don't you give me
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a survival roll okay survival i have i have plus three is that right yeah okay and i roll d20 yeah okay
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10 plus three is 13 13 okay uh you get a little bit of a shiver when this uh ray of frost hits
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oh it's you to kill the surge but other than that you're fine okay so now it is your turn
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oh that was cold all right i'm gonna it's called ray of ice
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ray of ice it's called ray of frost well they don't know that i i know that i know and i'm arguing with
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you well don't stop it you look stop making me look bad in front of the girl that's your own fault
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i did not she didn't need to know that
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well all right i don't know who you're arguing with but uh i'm gonna swing at this remaining bat
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okay roll a d20 10 10 plus plus wait
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what you're plus four why would it be plus four because you're using your long sword i assume
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okay so it's 10 plus four yes all right so that's not plus that's not plus to the d8 it's plus to the d8
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no it's plus the attack number so you have 14 yes all right
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you're using it one-handed or two-handed uh just one-handed that's right okay i don't know what
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so does it do more dance it doesn't have it doesn't show on here oh does one d10 versatile
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oh i see and if you use the two hands all right roll a d roll the d8 a d8 all right
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uh four plus two slashing
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please tell me they're weak to slashing
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what you got uh four plus two four plus two six okay that sturge is also dead
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oh so you you you managed to kill all the sturges in the room
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well that was
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yeah are they gone all right but some some since you managed to fall into the
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straw the straw and the the poo oh no poo yeah you now smell like it you smell really bad
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you smell like sturge poo and every single charisma check and a charisma saving throw
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you get disadvantage on oh no all right i gotta make an out of this um until it's washed off
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all right what is it affecting it charisma charisma uh sturges
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poo minus how much charisma too uh it's just advantage oh disadvantage that would that would be bad
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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah should have stayed out of that poo
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i tried to well i didn't really try to i was i thought i was gonna hit it right off of the stairs
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you were scared i i was not scared i was saving you
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i mean by jumping into a pile of poo i did swing it would have been really cool if i hit it
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you swung right into poo
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who
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i can't all right that both of you rolled a d20 for me okay but only because you asked so nicely
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all right all right eight oh 12 so cure rolled a nine total care yes
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some some it's i just roll so just the d20 it's not a plus for anything well you'll get one uh plus one
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for your wisdom okay so it's it's wisdom yeah it's a wisdom check okay yeah so third so 13 total
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13 okay as you two are entering the next room some some can hear
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two dot two goblins talking in goblin about how how their friend jerry is a useless jerk
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uh i hear two goblins i think they're talking about jerry being a jerk
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well do you speak yes you speak goblin i do you sure is that uh so in the bottom left square it says
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proficiencies in languages oh okay all right common
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common elvis and goblin
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oh did you say elvis
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well it's oh no it's elvish oh
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just a little just just a little elvis all right oh uh no vision you're gonna have to turn off our token
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the token vision or the yeah i i think token vision would be the easiest token vision
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oh weird we're we are
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all right this room features a small wooden table and a couple of stools two goblins hang out here
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looking pretty bored maybe they'd be less bored if they got into a life or death struggle with a few
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adventures just a thought
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andy andy i i still don't have vision
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me neither did you not maybe you didn't save it
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there we go
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all right now i know what i gotta do
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oh nice you drew a table yeah and there's the two goblins down there
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and this is this is a door yes those little greens those little green slots will always be a door
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um
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um
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can i
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casually walk up to them
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and sort of
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like
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very cool like
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saddle up to them
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no don't do that
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give me a
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uh
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i'm not trying to i'm not trying to sneak i'm just trying to play it cool
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i know it's gonna be a charisma check then
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yeah i guess so
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all right so disadvantage so i rolled twice
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you rolled twice the lower the number
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okay
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ten
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i can't even oh there's the okay you have minus one charisma anyway
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all right so ten
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so ten was my lower one so you had nine uh you said it was minus one for charisma yeah oh no let's
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that's saving throws
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oh it's you get zero nevermind so it's a ten oh i see yeah right there yeah as you as you try to
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casually walk up to them you manage to kick something that was on the floor you don't even know what it is
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but it makes a loud enough noise for them both to turn and look at you
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oh hello
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goblins
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i first start talking in what's the regular oh common and then i quickly switch to goblin
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hello fellow goblins who are you
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um
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are you strongbow and and do they can i tell if they can see um cure yeah it's a pretty well
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okay i'm hiding though and and i turn and i say and this is cure
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and this is my name and then i turn and you're you're hiding
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my name's jerry not cure all right here give me a performance check all right how do i do that
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roll a de-plank
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i got a 14. okay minus one okay you're successfully in they can't see you
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hooray but i was shouting
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yeah but they can't see you okay good that's always important yeah
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why are you here stranger i'm just saw the stairway and it looked really bitching so i
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i came down so yeah you smell worse than our friend jerry and he's a jerk
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oh well um i'm not useless
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i have many uses in fact like what i i've killed the no less than three sturgises just just now
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no less than three sturgis you say yes i mean it might be exactly three sturgis but let's not go
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counting
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also i don't think that's correct you wouldn't know that
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i heard their shrieks yeah they definitely three of them died all right let us test your mental
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oh roll for initiative initiative wait i say you don't want to fight us i'm i am accompanied my
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friend cure he is a big scary wizard yeah he you heard don't you hear the screams the girlish cries
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i don't he's powerful no no no i listen i thought i i thought we were in here this is not where i parked my
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car car let's get out of here no no all right fine let's tango the summer i'll see you later bye
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you're just gonna run run away
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you're gonna have to roll for me again andy okay
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that one is uh
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did boo are you running away uh i guess i ran around the corner at least
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so i guess i roll initiative and i'll come back no too late you're out i ran away i ran away
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all right some some your turn i i turn these things it's just just just run away
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statistically i've read statistics you don't it doesn't help to fight them just run
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i i turn and i see just nothing it's just a bunch of dust thinking that kira would be there
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and i say what the fuck and i start i start walking towards the goblins
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okay then what um and i say you two wait a goblin what is a goblin how big is a goblin am i
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bigger than a goblin they're small they're small so they're like a little bit shorter than me
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they are i think it said it was
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oh
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do
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small is five by five feet so yeah five feet tall okay all right so so i stepped to him and i would
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like to say i am not a person that you want to fuck with and can i intimidate them or are we past that
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more past that you already tried to intimidate them by lying about your uh sturges kills okay
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uh i'm still just you said no less than three but you only killed two
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right but they didn't lie i did i did lie all right and i walk up to him but i i do not make the first
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strike um so i get closer and i have a menacing stance and i just uh give them a mean look
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okay so the first goblin whose name is leg and she's missing an eye
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draws her short bow
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to attack you
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but does she 16 oh no my armor class is 14
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okay so i gotta roll 1d6
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does five seven points of damage you are down
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oh no i am down
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i'd come back and help but i was told not to
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no you can still re-enter oh you ran away though so you're not going to be part of it
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so what does that mean you just told me two different things you can come back and join but
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you're not going to be you have to re-roll to be part of it oh all right well yeah i come back
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and re-roll not 10 i want what is going on with this
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oh you're doing my my damage yeah i can't see it anyway i i rolled i have 14
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or i wrote it down i mean what as i wrote it down i have minus 14
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my maximum is 12 12 so you're you're down
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that was quick yes it was
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now the other goblin whose name is i who is missing a leg
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maneuvers towards the door to go look for
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your counter your your partner well he didn't he didn't see the partner leave so he's he's walking
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around checking it out okay
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and i can't do anything right you have to i think you have to roll
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if you roll above a 10 then you get a say then you don't die and you have to get three
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okay so since it's my turn should i go yeah well unless if cure wants to try to join
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yeah i'll try to join how do i do that what do i do walk back in all right i'm back in i'm in here now
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okay roll here i'll roll your all right so it's it's your turn here okay i'm gonna hit him with a
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hit who uh what was the goblin that attacks some some
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but it's all the way over here oh yeah no no i'm right i'm sorry uh i got you
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you want to take a little right in front of me yeah okay i'm gonna i want to hit him with i
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don't know what it does but i'm just gonna go with it a magic missile
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all right that sounds good i know
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that sounds good
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where do you see that at it's under uh prepared spells under my spell book my spell book contains
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these first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missile shield and sleep
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so i'm assuming these are the ones the i can only use once per game um per session i'm assuming
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yeah it's in attacks and spell casting there's prepared spells you prepare for first level spells
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make them available for you to cast and then the next one is spell book your spell book contains these
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first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missiles shield and sleep
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i don't see the spell book anywhere
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you don't see it it's in the same box as cantrips and spell slots
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oh okay all right i can be a missile baby
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do
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magic missile oh yeah magic missile baby magic missile okay this guy's gonna be blown away
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why there's a reference reference to a random aerosmith live album yeah magic magic magic
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mountain
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you know a lot of people would get that one good idea i yeah i don't know how to feel about it
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all right roll three d4s three of them don't do it it's a trap that's fine
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all right so first d4 roll is four okay
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my second one is also four okay my third one is one
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all right so that's 15 points of damage because you get three you get three of them now
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through what you get three magic missiles so you can pick to to to shoot them at
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shoot two at the one that's by you and one at the other one if you want i like that idea very much
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let's do it okay so the first two are going towards the one that's in front of me mr
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third one is going to hit the the one that's far away magic years yeah he's going to get it okay
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all right the one that's right in front of you dies and you said the last roll was one right yes
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why would this
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why would this change
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i don't know why it won't let me change
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uh maybe because the combat hasn't started yet oh okay does that change it
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no i wouldn't think so i don't know
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i can't see it anyway
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because i'm trying to do permission configuration
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and i don't i'm not in there yeah because you have permission everything you're the game master
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well apparently i don't i don't i are you sure what you're changing is the damage
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yeah yeah i don't know
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because it says hit points
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and then i hit i hit delete it turns to 10. all right let's see so i can't do like
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unresolved oh i wouldn't see it in mine anyway
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we might just have to keep keep track on paper
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i guess so okay let's go uh some some it's your turn so i just have to roll above a 10.
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above a 10 yeah but yeah what if i don't then i'm dead
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well then you you have to fail three times oh okay or if you roll a one then you're dead
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18. okay so you have one success so you're still alive okay but i still can't do anything no okay
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the goblin that shot down some some is going to take a shot at here
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with what
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let me try something
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okay i feel like an idiot now
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well you don't have to tell us okay
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you just pretend like you did it all on purpose it was all on
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purpose
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all right that does not hit your armor class so here it's your turn all right um
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what else we got here
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what does mage hand oh i already tossed that one um
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anything like
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what uh what does burning hands do is that just
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the scripting
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in the description
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i can google it like i've been doing
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descriptions are in the rule book
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in the rule book that's what it says descriptions are in the rule book i'm sure there's a page for
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spells i i'll just hit him with another ray of frost
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yeah because i don't know how far my distance is on that i was gonna try now if i use
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press visitation can that be like it uses a
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distraction to help out or like it could be yeah okay just curious um i'm gonna use a ray of frost
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okay okay so if you were to use uh burning hands each creature would have to make a dexterity saving
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what does that mean well some some would have to make a dexterity saving roll as well oh i see
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yeah so you're just gonna use bray of frost yeah that sounds fun
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just blast them with an icy icy icy high an icy glass if i told you so glug glug glug glug
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good thing you watched all the episodes oh yeah
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all right what do i roll i forgot i forgot what was
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you roll your d20 d20 roll at a 14
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that will hit so roll a d8
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the d8
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two all right
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uh some some your turn uh so just uh i gotta roll above a 10 again yeah
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17 okay so it's two successes i need one more you need one more to to stand back up
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okay okay so it is the goblin's turn and she will launch another arrow i have i have a thing here i
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don't know if i can do it it says you can you you can use a bonus action to trigger one of these
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features you have a limited well of stamina you can draw on to protect yourself from harm
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you can use a bonus action to regain hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level
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can i yeah can i do that or is it only okay because i didn't know if i could do actions if i'm out
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um
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um
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i don't see why not okay i'm rolling
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okay and i have to get above zero right because i'm at four or like because i'm at negative two
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right now well it's just zero i think okay so just zero yeah all right so if i get to zero i can stand
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back up all right uh i rolled a nine so it says hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level so
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it would be 10 yeah okay and then i'm at so plus 10 so i'm at four hit points i think you're at four
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or minus four i should say or okay so it'd be six
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well no because i started with 12
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yeah then you were down yeah so you would gain 10 more or 10 back i'm gaining 10 back yeah
436
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,360
okay
437
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,560
so i have minus seven minus seven plus 10 so four yeah
438
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,440
it'll be minus four so it'll be eight total i have eight hit points okay
439
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,640
i think if i'm counting that right
440
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:48,960
okay um but that will use up your turn so it's the next goblin
441
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,440
i hope he doesn't hit me all right well he sees you
442
00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:04,240
he sees you stand back up she does huh triumphantly she sees you stand back up and she runs out of the
443
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:04,480
room
444
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:14,000
through where she flees she flees so we don't see where she goes oh i mean there's only one door in
445
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,160
here so she runs out that door oh
446
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,200
all right
447
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,400
and that's the end of the combat
448
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:33,280
my god well no that was um not fun do you have to pick a fight with every person we come across
449
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,680
i did not make the first i was giving them an opportunity to talk
450
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,640
you should have been more polite
451
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:48,080
every everything we come across we came across bats and two goblins they were dead dead set on a fight
452
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,720
usually people are in ten that's a race that's racist
453
00:49:52,720 --> 00:50:00,640
all right so now i i started knocking on the doors trying to find or the walls looking for a door
454
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:07,520
well you can only find the one door okay that's pretty obvious yeah
455
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:13,440
yeah because you just saw you just saw a leg run out of that door oh
456
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,480
okay okay
457
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,200
oh i guess this is where we're supposed to go
458
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:27,600
i do not own any token with vision in this scene
459
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:37,600
okay
460
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:48,080
all right
461
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,760
all right you guys can see yourselves jerry i know i know who can
462
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:59,040
i can all right this room is it's a square room with doors to the northeast and northwest
463
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:05,920
and one to the southeast it's also got statues kind of scattered around mostly statues with of rick
464
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:12,320
with inscriptions like wow and damn one of the statues depicts a woman in armor really fine
465
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,560
crafting really interesting seems like a great artist worked really hard on this one
466
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,440
how many
467
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:26,080
uh four statues of rick and then one of this this woman in armor
468
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:38,000
can i oh go ahead i go up and look at the woman in armor all right so you start looking at it and at
469
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,160
at the base of the statue of black reeds don't worry i'm not a real person turned to stone i'm just a
470
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:47,760
cool looking statue put here to intrigue you it's probably nothing you should just pick a door let's
471
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,520
let's get a move on
472
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:56,320
can i roll a perception to see if i can see where the goblin went
473
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:02,640
yeah all right so was that it would be a d20 again yeah
474
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:14,480
10 and then plus plus perception so it'd be 13 all right i think you you see no sign of the
475
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,360
of the goblin that ran away lame
476
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:27,200
i yell out you perceive nothing you perceive nothing okay
477
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,680
um
478
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:36,400
of course and then i groan too is that of course you're looking at the one with the big boobs
479
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:43,920
boobs i'm just remarking on our very delicate features i mean it's very pretty it's pretty
480
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:51,040
good i mean someone put a lot of this one yeah it's a pervert here since you're staring at it
481
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:58,000
roll a perception for me okay what is that d8 no it's a d20 i'm not gonna remember you don't tell me
482
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,720
everything most of it's a d20 nine nine you have plus three what except when it's d8
483
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:16,080
so you have plus three so that's 12 okay so on on this statue as you're looking at it you see a hidden
484
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:20,640
compartment and you go over to it and you pull out a small little piece of paper
485
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,440
and it's written in common so you well you can read goblin too but so it says quit wasting your
486
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,200
time pick a door and go flip a coin if you have to just pick a fucking direction it's not rocket
487
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,040
science what are you going to do spend the whole night here standing in here with some statue
488
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,920
need to pick a door and go this is like the third fucking room we ain't got all night
489
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:53,920
i think this note is trying to tell me something or is it i'm pretty sure i'm right to be a little
490
00:53:53,920 --> 00:54:05,200
suspicious of this note all right well maybe we maybe we should just pick a door well which one would
491
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:15,040
which one which one would you pick um well uh i would like to look at the statue and try and figure out
492
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:20,400
which is the door it doesn't want me to take i don't know how to do that like maybe it's looking
493
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:25,840
is it looking at like one of the doors is it obvious is it telling any of the statues telling us anything
494
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,520
give me another perception okay
495
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:41,440
16 16 plus plus three so 19 you can get it you can look up at it and its eyes and the sword it's holding
496
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:47,840
are raised right up to the ceiling so it doesn't give you any information okay um
497
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:56,000
then i say we go to the one furthest from this the door furthest from the statue
498
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,440
okay so let's just say that the statue was down here then
499
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:10,240
okay okay in the southeast corner all right so then in the northwest door i'm suggesting we go in the
500
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,040
northwest door
501
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:17,840
all right oh i i i i want to go with the one furthest from this statue
502
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:28,960
all right let's uh northwest door it all right you guys go to the door on the northwest
503
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:35,600
oh this one's right oh gross
504
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:47,600
was that the door no oh this is a large mouth the door is the green one to the right that's the one
505
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:55,760
we walked in or that's another door yeah that or no no that's another door sorry okay i was gonna say it
506
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,880
wasn't a yes or no question
507
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:04,720
all right this rectangular room conveniently conforms to a grid for easy map making
508
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:11,520
on the north wall is a big orange mouth about eight feet high yeah it's gross and a little weird there's
509
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,600
nothing else you can really see in this room and you're not really looking anywhere else because i mean
510
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,000
what the what the
511
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,080
it's a giant mouth in the wall
512
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:28,160
uh is it it's a real mouth
513
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,160
oh it is a real mouth
514
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,400
um
515
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:40,080
okay what does it smell like
516
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,000
roll the percent why would you want to know
517
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,600
probably halitosis
518
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,440
what is that
519
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,600
it's not good
520
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:58,720
seven so four plus three seven okay you can't smell anything besides your own breath
521
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,080
and your sturges poo covered body oh i forgot
522
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:09,600
uh maybe should we feed it something
523
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,920
like what i'm not sure what to do i've never have you ever come across a
524
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,960
large mouth before
525
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,200
it's been a while
526
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,040
it's been a while
527
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,000
yeah
528
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,920
what did you do the last time you came across a large mouth in the wall like this
529
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,200
uh
530
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,600
it was
531
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,240
i think i just left it alone
532
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:42,320
maybe if i blast it with a ray of frost what do you think surprise show me what you've got
533
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,360
no
534
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,200
riddle you have to do it i hide behind summer
535
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,160
s
536
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,120
um
537
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,160
d w
538
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,240
what is next in line
539
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,680
wait
540
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,680
solve the riddle and something cool happens if you fail it's bad what's your answer
541
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,120
s
542
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,640
m a
543
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,160
what h
544
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,200
smh
545
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,200
smh
546
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,200
smh
547
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,640
d w m
548
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,320
d w m
549
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:14,720
you have one shot
550
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,320
oh boy
551
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,400
wizard boy
552
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,920
you know you know you know books and stuff
553
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,560
i don't i don't remember what he said
554
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,600
he said what's the next letter
555
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,520
uh
556
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,000
z
557
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:31,600
s
558
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,400
m
559
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:32,960
h
560
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,840
d
561
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,640
w
562
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,120
m
563
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:48,400
i think maybe it stands for show me how do women masturbate
564
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,920
you have one guess
565
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,640
no no i that wasn't a real guess
566
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,880
then speak quieter
567
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,520
well i don't know
568
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:06,960
i think you know another m maybe there's another there's an m there there's a w that's upside
569
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,400
out now um maybe it's a third maybe the third oh that doesn't make any sense
570
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:26,000
oh boy um
571
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,320
it's not jumping out at me
572
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,280
i am only plus one wise
573
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,880
what what
574
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:38,880
what
575
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,920
what
576
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,280
what
577
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,320
i only have i don't know i don't have very much wisdom
578
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:52,000
um um um um um not what's what's a letter uh z no um
579
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,160
a letter that
580
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,920
y well let's go with y y sounds good why is it good like maybe you know
581
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,600
why not really all right fine we're going with why
582
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,040
mouth
583
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,480
we're going with why
584
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:08,480
we're going with why
585
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:08,960
you've got
586
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,400
show me
587
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,080
what
588
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,360
you've got
589
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,360
the mouth starts coughing and spits out 50 gold pieces
590
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,080
what
591
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,360
i don't know how but you've got it right
592
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:27,680
i'll tell you why
593
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,720
hdwm stands for seconds minutes hours days weeks months and year
594
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,800
oh man i just randomly i just couldn't have been see
595
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,880
the mouth then disappears
596
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,080
and you are left with one option
597
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,560
what is our option
598
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:52,240
what option going to the mouth the door the mouth disappeared
599
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:53,680
and now it's a door
600
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,040
what
601
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,320
and now it's a door
602
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,400
you can go out the door
603
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,480
so back to back to the room we came from
604
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:00,720
no
605
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,080
oh wait uh wait hold on the 50 gold pieces
606
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,680
wait we splitting this
607
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:13,600
i mean i answered the question yeah but i let you answer it i could have overruled you
608
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,840
i i personally think you know maybe no
609
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,440
60 40 my way
610
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,840
mm fine
611
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:24,800
all right
612
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800
good one jerry
613
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,400
when it won the game
614
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,000
i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife
615
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,160
you have a wife
616
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:38,160
no jerry says that in the show
617
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,760
oh right
618
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,360
was that the apples episode
619
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,240
yeah
620
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,960
so really
621
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,720
hungry for
622
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,080
hungry for apples
623
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,880
all right so then i get
624
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,800
so we split 50
625
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,440
60 40
626
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,360
uh
627
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,080
so what is that 30 20
628
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,360
that's what i said
629
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,080
no you didn't you only said it after i said it
630
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,680
you didn't say it
631
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,560
i did though
632
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,360
don't mess with god
633
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,080
no no
634
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,680
why
635
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,760
the big mouth comes back
636
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,120
no
637
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,480
all right
638
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,640
all right i was saying the letter y
639
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,480
where do i even put gold
640
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,240
oh is this is that gp
641
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,960
oh yeah this is this is all right
642
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,320
so plus 20
643
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,240
all right
644
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,720
all right so we go back into so i assume we're going back into the statue room
645
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,280
no there's another door
646
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,960
oh we're going in the other door for sure
647
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,360
okay
648
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,800
well some some is i don't know about i don't know about here
649
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,240
following behind and very quickly trying to avoid being seen
650
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:58,000
by anything you guys are gonna miss max guy blade by this game
651
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,960
you thought mike sky blade
652
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:08,960
hid
653
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,680
room five
654
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:21,040
you guys see the room numbers up there yeah i don't see anything in the room
655
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:28,640
like i can hold out i can see everything i can only see two uh two green things
656
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,240
hold on
657
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:30,240
hold on
658
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:30,720
hold on
659
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,360
okay
660
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:36,080
my token's not in here yet though
661
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,320
working on it
662
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:38,960
oh there i am
663
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:53,280
mac you should be able to see everything i only see my characters and the uh green squares
664
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,600
you don't see the map yet or like the the picture
665
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:58,640
no
666
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,320
oh i see it
667
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:12,320
yeah you should be able to see it
668
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:22,160
i'm not sure why that would be
669
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,760
yeah i don't know why
670
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,440
i could describe it to him
671
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,000
i'm pretty sure that's my job
672
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,760
but i can see it though
673
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,240
the big old this big old circular room features six bedrolls on the floor a bunch of dice and some
674
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,960
parchment scattered around oh yeah i forgot about that
675
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,280
goblins
676
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,280
there are four goblins
677
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,480
goblins
678
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,960
where are they coming from
679
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,000
these goblins are named jerry jerry jerry and jerry
680
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,840
oh my god
681
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:58,800
oh and then
682
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,240
there's five
683
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,200
i i i i don't know the one that the one that ran away
684
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,360
you think one of these is the jerk
685
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,880
i'll whisper that to uh cure
686
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,800
and
687
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,840
since
688
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,040
since
689
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,120
since i was able to run away there already
690
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,920
they've already got their their scimitars
691
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,400
wheeled in waiting for you to enter
692
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:36,080
i'm gonna start slowly walking backwards
693
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:37,760
what is
694
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,600
summer back through the door we came in
695
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,960
oh
696
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:48,160
can we do that can we just walk away
697
01:05:48,160 --> 01:06:04,480
oh i didn't see this one
698
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,560
they set up an ambush but they set it on the opposite door
699
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,720
that you guys came in so they set it up on the door on the right
700
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,840
so they're facing the wrong way
701
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,400
yeah they're all facing the wrong way
702
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:20,320
so do they hear us so it's not obvious they heard us come in
703
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,920
they did not
704
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,960
okay
705
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:30,400
so what do you guys want to do
706
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,560
so they don't know we're here
707
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,360
they do not they're waiting at the other door
708
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,640
um
709
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,320
i can hit them with prostitization
710
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,880
and what give them gas
711
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,720
yeah give them gas
712
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,160
can i do that is that does that work
713
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,680
no that is not what
714
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:50,080
percent
715
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,000
prestidates chasing does
716
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,560
i forgot what it does let me out
717
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:55,200
you know it does
718
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:56,800
simple magic tricks
719
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,600
yeah
720
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,120
why don't you set up
721
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:03,680
yeah you set up like sparks or you make a gust of air
722
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,480
if you use gas
723
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,600
it will
724
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,400
immediately alert them to your presence behind them
725
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,160
fuck
726
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,440
um
727
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:18,960
i could shoot them with an arrow
728
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,600
i have arrows
729
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,200
can i hide first
730
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,040
is there a place to hide
731
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,520
no because all the bed
732
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,520
there's just bedrolls there's no furniture
733
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,680
except for the table that that they were
734
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,560
all around
735
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,640
so what are we supposed to be doing when we're in here
736
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,400
are we uh
737
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,120
it's up to you
738
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,480
okay um
739
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,200
i mean either we could leave
740
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,080
but they're they're already staked against that other door
741
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,480
so i don't think we're gonna drop better than this
742
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,280
oh we're dropping them huh
743
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,040
well i don't know i
744
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,680
i was just thinking about sneaking by them but i don't know if there's anywhere to sneak through
745
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,200
or two
746
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:01,840
but that's why i'm asking where there's another way to get through this
747
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:06,800
or just if we just gotta attack them
748
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,080
i i'm assuming i'm assuming we could see everything right or
749
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,280
yeah you can see everything it's a pretty well-lit area
750
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,760
okay so we can see that they're they're basically huddled around the other door waiting for someone to come in
751
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:25,440
yeah okay and there's nowhere else to go i guess we could the only other thing would be that if there was something in this room
752
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:28,480
so
753
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,680
do you want to look around the room
754
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,240
um
755
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:36,800
i don't know i would guess that uh
756
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,720
i'm not about to fight these goblins again
757
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,680
i'm outnumbered i almost died from them last time
758
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,800
i figure
759
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:49,760
i don't know do you have like a blown blow everything up uh spell
760
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:54,000
yeah it's called my magic missile baby
761
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,120
i used it on the last batch of goblins
762
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,480
well do another one
763
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,880
i only can do it once
764
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,960
okay well that's not helpful so let's uh
765
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,480
i can oh i got i got one
766
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:10,800
okay i have sleep
767
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,760
what is that gonna do
768
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,360
put them to sleep
769
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,680
oh i thought you i thought put you to sleep
770
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,480
can that work out of multiples or just one
771
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:32,960
don't know
772
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,920
oh my god
773
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,640
let's just remember not to come in this room later
774
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:48,880
from the other door
775
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,560
all right so if you want to do sleep you got to roll
776
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,720
five d8s
777
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,400
okay
778
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:03,200
which i mean you should be able to hit five
779
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,680
all right roll one is one for one
780
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,960
roll two is eight
781
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,080
well yeah you've i mean you've already got it
782
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,240
oh okay all five of them
783
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,400
well yeah because you roll five d8s
784
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,280
okay
785
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:29,280
the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect
786
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:41,440
oh okay all right keep rolling because you got you got nine so far right yeah they got three more rolls all right uh six
787
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,120
15
788
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,360
seven
789
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:46,560
22
790
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,960
and another seven
791
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,400
29
792
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:57,600
so it's only going to affect four of these goblins
793
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,160
if you decide to do it
794
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:08,160
should i do it so i think i can put five of them i can put four of them to sleep can you take care of the last one
795
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,960
um okay all right so
796
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,800
sleep
797
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:20,720
that's all you have to do is just yell sleep don't they teach you in wizard school
798
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,400
it's it's in the it's in the inflection you know the the fingers i mean
799
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:30,480
okay all right
800
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:34,320
now it only lasts a minute what what
801
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,160
what if you're really quiet
802
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,840
it lasts one minute oh my god we're
803
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,240
fucked
804
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,360
why didn't you know that already
805
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,280
why didn't you know that already
806
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:53,120
how do i what why didn't you know that already
807
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:57,680
i uh you know forgot until god reminded me
808
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,800
huh
809
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,800
uh
810
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:05,440
so at this point i can get a free shot of my arrow
811
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:06,720
yes
812
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,320
all right
813
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:08,800
all right
814
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,920
i will grant you that
815
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,120
all right
816
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:13,680
all right
817
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,800
go ahead and roll a d20
818
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,320
okay
819
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,880
10
820
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,080
plus
821
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,400
plus seven
822
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,800
whoa plus seven
823
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,880
for the longbow that's what it says if you want to take another another look at that
824
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,480
all right
825
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,480
which is probably what i should have been using all along now i think about it
826
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,200
yeah okay so it hits
827
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:42,960
all right and it okay in a d8 roll uh one d8 all right
828
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:57,200
six plus three uh so nine okay that goblin is dead nice so now we have now we have four
829
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:05,120
sleeping baby the other four are asleep okay first for a minute i do want to get it i do want to get a drink though
830
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,400
yeah
831
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,120
time for a break
832
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,400
yeah good good time for a break
833
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,800
hey care
834
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,280
i smoked him
835
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,040
what
836
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:19,680
i smoked him
837
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:30,640
you gotta be back in a minute
838
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:30,640
you
839
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,840
you
840
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:33,040
you
841
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,040
you
842
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:37,040
you
843
01:13:37,040 --> 01:14:07,020
Thank you.
844
01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:07,340
What's up?
845
01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:09,400
I messed up my back the other day somehow.
846
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,340
Yeah?
847
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:11,980
Yeah.
848
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:12,640
Have you left it?
849
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,800
No.
850
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:14,700
I don't know what it was.
851
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:14,940
What?
852
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:16,020
I just woke up and was sore.
853
01:16:16,020 --> 01:16:17,620
No, don't tell people that.
854
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:18,720
Tell me it was some squats.
855
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,320
No.
856
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:23,600
Everyone that I would tell knows I'm a lazy sack shit.
857
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,380
But it's funny when you say it.
858
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,700
That's what makes it funny.
859
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:28,660
All right.
860
01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:29,400
You got me there.
861
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,640
But yeah.
862
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:36,180
So I went to urgent care and they gave me some painkillers and some muscle relaxers.
863
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,640
Make sure you try.
864
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,600
This is going to sound stupid, but try yoga.
865
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:44,640
Try a basic exercise, like a five-minute one that you can find on YouTube.
866
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,040
Just stretching out your back might help out.
867
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:47,980
Unless it's a broken.
868
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:53,020
It's not broken or anything, but I will once it hurts.
869
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:54,500
Once it stops hurting.
870
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,400
Because right now I can't even put on socks.
871
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,700
Oh, that sucks.
872
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,520
Yeah.
873
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:00,640
Yeah.
874
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,820
Every now and then I go through something where I get a back pain.
875
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:09,440
The first thing I have to end up doing is just slowly stretching it out, kind of.
876
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,380
Yeah.
877
01:17:10,380 --> 01:17:13,660
But I had back pain for like three months.
878
01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:15,120
And you know what ended up happening with it?
879
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,420
I had it for like three months.
880
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:21,320
And then one day I hadn't had it for like a week and a half and I didn't even realize it.
881
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,220
Oh, really?
882
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:22,860
Yeah.
883
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:26,780
I was just wondering, I was like, didn't I have back pain recently?
884
01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,660
It just went away?
885
01:17:28,660 --> 01:17:29,860
Yeah, it just went away.
886
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:31,240
And I didn't even notice it either.
887
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,540
That's what I'm hoping happens now.
888
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:34,400
Yeah.
889
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,900
It's always the worst.
890
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:36,580
It sucks.
891
01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:39,820
Especially, Tiger, did you hear me hurt his back lifting?
892
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:40,840
He was doing squats.
893
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,000
No, he wasn't.
894
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,580
He was doing some quick squats.
895
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:47,960
Yeah.
896
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,560
Some Canadian squats.
897
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,920
Squats.
898
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,720
Yeah, squats over the toilet.
899
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,720
Yeah.
900
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,220
No, he wasn't.
901
01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:59,460
Told you no one would believe it.
902
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:00,580
Yeah.
903
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:01,340
And I'm laughing.
904
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:02,480
So I told you it'd be funny.
905
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:13,020
Okay.
906
01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:13,880
You guys ready?
907
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,840
Yeah.
908
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,040
I have a crazy idea.
909
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,100
Okay.
910
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:24,040
Well, I'm talking to, what's his name?
911
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:24,440
Kier.
912
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,880
Yeah.
913
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,360
What?
914
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:26,940
All right.
915
01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:27,920
Now, stay.
916
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,680
And I walk over.
917
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,800
See, they're still sleeping, right?
918
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,420
We have a minute.
919
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:38,660
I'm going to pick up the dead goblin and hold it up like this, like off the ground.
920
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:44,800
And I tell Kier, like, I think we need information from these guys.
921
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:50,120
Okay.
922
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:54,580
So do you want me to, are you going to, are you going to pretend he's a puppet?
923
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,520
No, that's not the plan.
924
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,520
I mean, I think I can generate some smoke.
925
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:05,140
I mean, we might be able to put, maybe he can be a ghost.
926
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:09,220
No, I just want to scare the shit out of him.
927
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,040
Oh.
928
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,540
Okay.
929
01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:14,100
Well, then do you want me to wake him up with some flashbangs?
930
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:14,780
No.
931
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:19,760
No, I mean, we could just wait here or go through the door, I suppose.
932
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,580
Well, this one's dead.
933
01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:23,080
What are we doing?
934
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,920
Are you just picking one up?
935
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,280
This is my idea.
936
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:27,560
Do you think we can intimidate him?
937
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,300
The dead one?
938
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,740
No, the ones as soon as they wake up.
939
01:19:31,740 --> 01:19:34,700
No, the dead one, I'm just going to hold up and say, this is what I did to one of you.
940
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,020
Just think what I could do to four of you.
941
01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,500
I don't know.
942
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,620
You smell really bad right now.
943
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:40,980
Yes.
944
01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:42,580
Yeah.
945
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:46,700
I, you know, to be honest, I'm getting used to it.
946
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,040
I don't want to say nothing because the goblin said something.
947
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,500
I didn't want to make you feel bad, but I don't know, hon.
948
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,180
You did.
949
01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:53,280
This is a lot of that's pretty.
950
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:53,900
That's pretty.
951
01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:54,720
It's pretty bad.
952
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,260
I'm starting to think starting to get used to it.
953
01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:58,100
I think you will, too.
954
01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,600
This is who I am now.
955
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,240
It's not.
956
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,740
It doesn't have to be.
957
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:04,580
Well, it is.
958
01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:06,800
Who you are right now really stinks.
959
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,400
Wow.
960
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:12,740
I don't know.
961
01:20:12,740 --> 01:20:13,920
Do you want to intimidate them?
962
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,080
What are we trying to get out of them?
963
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:16,860
Gold?
964
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:17,480
I don't know.
965
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,800
Any information about this stupid dungeon?
966
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,080
All right.
967
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:21,700
Yeah.
968
01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:22,740
Is that what we're looking for?
969
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:23,360
Is gold?
970
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,100
Treasures?
971
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:28,060
Whatever you want to look for.
972
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:28,940
All right.
973
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:33,520
I'm just going to hold up this goblin until they wake up.
974
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,940
I'm going to give a flashback.
975
01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:38,820
And scare them awake.
976
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,000
Do you have one?
977
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,060
It's called persinitation.
978
01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:43,240
It says I can do sparks.
979
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,600
Why did we put it?
980
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,560
Why did we put him to sleep if we were just going to wake him up?
981
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,960
So you can kill one and use them as a hostage.
982
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,860
All right.
983
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:51,360
Make sure you think.
984
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,260
Jerk him around a little bit.
985
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,340
Make sure they think he's alive.
986
01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:54,580
Jerk.
987
01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:55,760
Do what to him?
988
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:58,980
Jerk him around a little bit.
989
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,760
I'm not jerking nothing.
990
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,500
You know what I said.
991
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:07,920
Okay.
992
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,440
So do they wake up?
993
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,340
Yeah.
994
01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:12,900
They started to wake up.
995
01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:13,800
Okay.
996
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,020
While we were arguing.
997
01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:16,020
Oh, yeah.
998
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,600
Yeah.
999
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,740
If you guys went on for like two more seconds, I would have cut you off.
1000
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:20,760
Yeah.
1001
01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:22,280
Yeah.
1002
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,240
They start waking up.
1003
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,120
And their hands are still on their swords.
1004
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,400
All right.
1005
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:30,680
And I, I grab, I have one in, I have one in one hand.
1006
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,220
And can I grab another one like by the neck?
1007
01:21:33,220 --> 01:21:35,320
No.
1008
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,760
No?
1009
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:37,580
No.
1010
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:38,420
Okay.
1011
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:42,540
So, uh, I just mean bug him.
1012
01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,380
And I say, you want this to happen to you?
1013
01:21:44,380 --> 01:21:47,080
Tell me what you know.
1014
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,120
They all kind of like look around at each other.
1015
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,220
And then they just attack you.
1016
01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:54,440
All right.
1017
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,320
I thought that would work.
1018
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:59,000
Um.
1019
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:06,580
All right.
1020
01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:07,180
Roll initiative.
1021
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:11,440
Oh, I suppose I got to roll them all.
1022
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:14,500
Uh, I know at least for me you will.
1023
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,880
Who can you roll yours?
1024
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,980
Only because you ask so nicely.
1025
01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:20,900
Oh, see.
1026
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:21,960
Who can do it?
1027
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,560
I don't know why you can't, Tiger.
1028
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,080
That's weird.
1029
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,020
He's stubborn.
1030
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:26,900
He can't.
1031
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,500
He just won't.
1032
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,020
Uh, okay.
1033
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:31,620
It is Sum Sum's first turn.
1034
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,820
Or turn first.
1035
01:22:32,820 --> 01:22:36,640
So let me describe to you what I would like to do.
1036
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,920
And maybe we could figure out how to do it.
1037
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:43,060
I would like to just throw this goblin at the other goblins.
1038
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:45,140
And run back towards the door that we came in.
1039
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,820
Okay.
1040
01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:53,460
You can, you can do one of those two things.
1041
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:57,320
Okay.
1042
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,060
So either throw it or drop it.
1043
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:00,440
Or run.
1044
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,820
Or you can run with it.
1045
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:05,080
Run with it.
1046
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,120
Okay.
1047
01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:12,220
Um, but, but when you, when you do that, your speed is going to be slowed down because you're
1048
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:17,040
carrying, you're carrying something that's, you know, two thirds your, your weight.
1049
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:25,640
Um, but I can throw it and, you can throw it and stay there.
1050
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,340
Okay.
1051
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:32,420
But, but would they, would that, would that affect like just one goblin or maybe two or something?
1052
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:32,900
Or.
1053
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,500
I say it would affect two.
1054
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,660
Okay.
1055
01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:36,580
But then.
1056
01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:37,040
All right.
1057
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:38,780
So I'm going to throw.
1058
01:23:38,780 --> 01:23:42,020
And then on my next turn, I'll start running back.
1059
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:43,820
Okay.
1060
01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:52,160
Give me an athletics throw or an athletics roll.
1061
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,340
Nice.
1062
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:54,800
Good at athletics.
1063
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,980
You are good at athletics.
1064
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:59,420
Uh, 10 plus four is 14.
1065
01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:00,680
14.
1066
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,180
Okay.
1067
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:08,540
So you manage to throw it at them and it, it hits their legs, but it doesn't knock them
1068
01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:08,860
over.
1069
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:09,880
Okay.
1070
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,440
I just want them to be disadvantaged.
1071
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,520
Yeah.
1072
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:16,520
They're just kind of like, what the fuck just happened?
1073
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:19,840
They got hit with the dead goblins.
1074
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:20,400
What happened?
1075
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,800
Well, yes, but.
1076
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,340
And they're a goblin, which makes it even creepier.
1077
01:24:24,340 --> 01:24:26,180
Yes.
1078
01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:29,260
So.
1079
01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:32,000
The first one.
1080
01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:33,120
The first goblin up.
1081
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,580
Is going to do a.
1082
01:24:36,580 --> 01:24:40,160
Do you know which one is dead?
1083
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:40,660
Cause you have.
1084
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,980
Oh, nevermind.
1085
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,620
There's four in there.
1086
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:43,280
I thought there were five.
1087
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:43,720
Yeah.
1088
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:44,520
There's only four in there.
1089
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,180
Cause the one's dead.
1090
01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,180
All right.
1091
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,380
So.
1092
01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:51,840
So it's going to.
1093
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,220
Run at you.
1094
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:56,900
And take a swing.
1095
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,440
Okay.
1096
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:02,040
And it misses.
1097
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,380
Nice.
1098
01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:06,700
The next goblin.
1099
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,980
Is one of the ones that you threw it at.
1100
01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:10,940
You threw the dead goblin at.
1101
01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:11,820
Okay.
1102
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,940
So it's going to have disadvantage.
1103
01:25:13,940 --> 01:25:15,180
Nice.
1104
01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:17,120
I'll allow it.
1105
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:18,060
Okay.
1106
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,200
And it got a critical failure.
1107
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,200
Nice.
1108
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:25,800
So as, as, as it runs towards you, it actually trips over the dead body and falls on the ground.
1109
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:35,500
The third goblin will fire another, or an arrow.
1110
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,920
So I only hit one goblin then.
1111
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,880
No, you hit both of them.
1112
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:40,500
Okay.
1113
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,040
But this is not one of the ones I hit.
1114
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,880
No, this is not one of the ones you hit.
1115
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:44,340
All right.
1116
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:46,960
And it rolls an 18.
1117
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,880
Oh boy.
1118
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,460
So that hits, right?
1119
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:50,540
Uh, yeah.
1120
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:52,380
Okay.
1121
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,800
Oh no.
1122
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:54,680
I'm, I'm sorry.
1123
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,840
It ran up with the, um, it ran up with the scimitar.
1124
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,620
It didn't have its bow drawn.
1125
01:26:00,620 --> 01:26:01,420
Okay.
1126
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,440
So I'm going to roll again for disadvantage.
1127
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,360
At 17.
1128
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,080
Oh boy.
1129
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:13,940
So it takes a swing at you with its, with its scimitar, which is a 17.
1130
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:14,800
Okay.
1131
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:23,220
So now it, plus four to hit.
1132
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:23,720
Okay.
1133
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,380
So that hits.
1134
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,720
So 1d6.
1135
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:35,780
So it hits you for three points of damage.
1136
01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:36,800
Okay.
1137
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:43,140
It is now Kier's turn.
1138
01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:45,900
Um, all right.
1139
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:49,920
Can you remind me of the situation?
1140
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:50,820
Who's down now?
1141
01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:53,900
The, you said it about goblin, one goblin tripped, right?
1142
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,860
One goblin tripped and he is down.
1143
01:26:55,860 --> 01:27:00,300
Um, the other one missed with its shot.
1144
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,960
Or no, one tripped.
1145
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:04,760
Right.
1146
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,160
Yeah.
1147
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:07,620
One trip.
1148
01:27:07,620 --> 01:27:10,020
One tripped, one missed and one hit.
1149
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,860
Right.
1150
01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:13,300
Can I mage, can I mage hand punch them?
1151
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,320
Is that possible?
1152
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,640
Or is it just, is the mage hand more for lifting things?
1153
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:20,200
I, I don't think you can attack with mage hand.
1154
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:23,480
But I think you can, you can move them, right?
1155
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:26,800
You can pick them up and move them.
1156
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,060
Can I throw them?
1157
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:29,820
Let me.
1158
01:27:29,820 --> 01:27:31,300
Not maybe.
1159
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:34,240
Well, just as a compromise, maybe not for damage.
1160
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:34,660
I don't know.
1161
01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:40,100
Just let me look it up.
1162
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:41,160
No, take your time.
1163
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,600
Well, don't take that long though.
1164
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:53,440
I wish this, I wish this book had the same thing that we had in our books.
1165
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:53,960
Okay.
1166
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:59,260
So, so the hand can't attack, activate magic items or carry more than 10 pounds.
1167
01:27:59,820 --> 01:28:02,200
So the mage hand cannot do anything to these gobbles.
1168
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,580
I can't throw it though.
1169
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:05,300
I can't throw it.
1170
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,780
No, because it weighs more than 10 pounds.
1171
01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:07,760
What?
1172
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,920
Do we know that?
1173
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:10,860
It's five feet tall.
1174
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,700
It's going to weigh more than 10 pounds.
1175
01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:13,920
Hmm.
1176
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:15,780
Yeah, but it's mostly bones.
1177
01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:19,780
Like I imagine five feet of chicken.
1178
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:21,300
Still weighs more than 10 pounds.
1179
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:26,620
I'm just going to hit him with another ray of frost.
1180
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:30,760
I'll hit the one that fell over though.
1181
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:34,180
You want to hit the one that fell over.
1182
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,320
Okay.
1183
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:42,120
Okay.
1184
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,560
Make a, roll a d20.
1185
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,920
Rolling.
1186
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:53,320
17.
1187
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,460
Okay.
1188
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,540
That hits.
1189
01:28:55,540 --> 01:28:59,620
And roll a 1d8.
1190
01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:02,820
1d8.
1191
01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:05,700
A 4.
1192
01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:10,320
Okay.
1193
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,640
So you do damage to that.
1194
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,220
And it can't move as quickly now.
1195
01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:21,640
So this next goblin who's up is going to swing with his scimitar towards
1196
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,760
Ahri Strom.
1197
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:24,460
Sum Sum.
1198
01:29:24,460 --> 01:29:25,640
If you will.
1199
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:28,260
That's me.
1200
01:29:28,260 --> 01:29:29,900
Yes, that is you.
1201
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,500
And it rolls.
1202
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:33,040
Hold on.
1203
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:39,760
So it's a 14.
1204
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,740
That.
1205
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:45,880
So a tie goes to the attacker, right?
1206
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,480
We already figured that out.
1207
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:47,660
Yeah.
1208
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:48,580
All right.
1209
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:49,500
So it does hit.
1210
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,700
So on that.
1211
01:29:51,700 --> 01:29:54,900
1d6 plus 2.
1212
01:29:54,900 --> 01:30:02,860
So it hits for 6 points of damage.
1213
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,000
Oh, son of a bitch.
1214
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,420
Which puts you down again.
1215
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:07,800
Yeah.
1216
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,960
Now it is Tiger's turn.
1217
01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:11,800
Well, I can't do nothing.
1218
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:11,960
Yeah.
1219
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:16,960
I guess I roll.
1220
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,220
Make sure I get above 10.
1221
01:30:18,220 --> 01:30:19,860
Yeah.
1222
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,520
8.
1223
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:22,600
8.
1224
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:22,880
Okay.
1225
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:23,480
That's a fail.
1226
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:27,980
So it is this goblin's turn.
1227
01:30:27,980 --> 01:30:30,340
Who.
1228
01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:32,600
Is the one that fell.
1229
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:33,040
No.
1230
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:34,640
That's the one that fell over.
1231
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:40,480
This goblin has to run up to.
1232
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:41,880
To cure.
1233
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:45,600
So since it moved so far.
1234
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:46,860
That is its turn.
1235
01:30:50,220 --> 01:30:51,880
This goblin that fell over.
1236
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,940
Will also run up.
1237
01:30:54,940 --> 01:30:55,920
And use its turn.
1238
01:30:55,920 --> 01:31:01,560
And.
1239
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,800
This goblin.
1240
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:03,560
Runs up.
1241
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:04,520
Next to.
1242
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,260
Cure.
1243
01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:07,300
And uses its turn.
1244
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:07,960
So now it is.
1245
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,940
Cure's turn.
1246
01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:13,540
So they.
1247
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:14,260
They most.
1248
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,280
They all just moved.
1249
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,480
They all just moved.
1250
01:31:16,480 --> 01:31:16,740
Yeah.
1251
01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:17,620
And now we're.
1252
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:19,040
Completely surrounded.
1253
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,040
Thanks.
1254
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:22,000
Okay.
1255
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:22,980
I'm going to put on.
1256
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,220
Okay.
1257
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:24,880
What's the difference.
1258
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,140
Between shield and mage armor.
1259
01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:26,720
Is mage armor.
1260
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,200
Simply just against magic attacks.
1261
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,200
And shield against physical.
1262
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:32,400
That sounds about right.
1263
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:33,200
Okay.
1264
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:34,800
I'm going to put up a shield.
1265
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:39,880
It's a very tiny shield.
1266
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,440
But it should be apple.
1267
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:43,380
Okay.
1268
01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:44,520
It should be apple.
1269
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:45,920
Apple.
1270
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,540
Am I going to be in the shield?
1271
01:31:48,540 --> 01:31:49,620
What?
1272
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:51,180
Am I going to be in the shield?
1273
01:31:51,180 --> 01:31:52,680
I'll.
1274
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:53,440
Uh.
1275
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,100
Uh.
1276
01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:55,880
That's not how it works.
1277
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,140
Oh.
1278
01:31:58,140 --> 01:31:58,640
Well.
1279
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:01,100
I guess I'll see you on the other side.
1280
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:14,100
I can't believe I'm dead again.
1281
01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:15,100
I'm going to be in the shield.
1282
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:15,100
I'm going to be in the shield.
1283
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:15,660
I'm going to be in the shield.
1284
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:16,100
I'm going to be in the shield.
1285
01:32:16,540 --> 01:32:17,100
I'm going to be in the shield.
1286
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:17,720
I'm going to be in the shield.
1287
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,540
I'm going to be in the shield.
1288
01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:19,160
I'm going to be in the shield.
1289
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:19,720
I'm going to be in the shield.
1290
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:20,040
I'm going to be in the shield.
1291
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:20,720
I'm going to be in the shield.
1292
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,220
I'm going to be in the shield.
1293
01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:21,800
I'm going to be in the shield.
1294
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:21,800
I'm going to be in the shield.
1295
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,680
I'm going to be in the shield.
1296
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,040
I'm going to be in the shield.
1297
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:53,020
I'm going to be in the shield.
1298
01:32:53,020 --> 01:33:09,120
Oh, fuck my tits and call me Frank.
1299
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,420
All right.
1300
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:13,060
So here you casted shield.
1301
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:15,160
Yes.
1302
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:15,620
Yeah.
1303
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:17,240
A hearty shield.
1304
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:19,820
And I guess I'm not in it because that's not how it works.
1305
01:33:19,820 --> 01:33:22,660
No.
1306
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:24,720
It's only on the caster.
1307
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:29,460
So an invisible barrier of magical force appears and protects you until the start of your next
1308
01:33:29,460 --> 01:33:29,780
turn.
1309
01:33:29,780 --> 01:33:30,660
Right.
1310
01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:35,180
You have a plus five bonus to AC included against the trigger and attack.
1311
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:36,980
What's AC?
1312
01:33:36,980 --> 01:33:39,160
Arbor class.
1313
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:40,160
Oh, okay.
1314
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:40,540
That makes sense.
1315
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:42,280
And you take no damage from magic missiles.
1316
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:48,200
Good thing these guys ain't packing missiles, right?
1317
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,140
I'm dead.
1318
01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:53,180
I'd laugh if I weren't dead.
1319
01:33:53,180 --> 01:33:54,280
You're unconscious.
1320
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:57,280
Well, I probably still wouldn't laugh.
1321
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,900
No, because there's no strain in this game.
1322
01:34:00,900 --> 01:34:01,840
Right.
1323
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,180
Also, it wasn't funny.
1324
01:34:03,180 --> 01:34:05,280
Yeah.
1325
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:09,000
Got him.
1326
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:14,700
All right.
1327
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:18,700
All right.
1328
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:22,840
And I hope you know here that those are your two spell slots.
1329
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:27,460
What does that mean?
1330
01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:30,000
You only have two spell slots because you're a first level.
1331
01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:39,100
So you can use up your one because you used one earlier on sleep.
1332
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,740
That's fair.
1333
01:34:40,740 --> 01:34:41,660
I didn't remember.
1334
01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:42,320
Yeah.
1335
01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:44,020
And now you're using shield.
1336
01:34:44,020 --> 01:34:49,280
I also, you know, I used it sleep and magic missile.
1337
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:54,240
Oh, yeah, you did.
1338
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:58,060
And, and, uh, sleep.
1339
01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:00,580
I thought I had access to all of them, but I can only use them once.
1340
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:02,160
I didn't know I only had two to pick from.
1341
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:02,680
No, yeah.
1342
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:03,600
You can only pick two.
1343
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,680
So what's the difference between a spell slot and prepared spells?
1344
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:14,040
You prepare four spells first.
1345
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:19,140
It says here you can, you prepare four first level spells to make them available to cast.
1346
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:24,260
So, yeah, Tiger said, what is the difference between 12 spells slots?
1347
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:28,540
So, so with the prepared spells, you prepare four.
1348
01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:34,520
So you can prepare to tech magic, mage armor, magic missiles, and sleep.
1349
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:35,440
Okay.
1350
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:36,900
But you can only pick two of them to use.
1351
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:39,940
So we didn't cover that.
1352
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:40,760
No.
1353
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,220
Which ones you, which four you prepared to go into, uh, the fight with?
1354
01:35:44,220 --> 01:35:44,740
Oh, okay.
1355
01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:48,980
So I can only go into the game with four of them, but I can only use two of them?
1356
01:35:48,980 --> 01:35:49,660
Yeah.
1357
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,620
Okay.
1358
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:55,220
So it's like you read up on shield and magic missile and burning hands.
1359
01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:57,080
No, no, I got it.
1360
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,640
I just thought I, for some reason I thought I only had these.
1361
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:01,980
I can only use these ones, like once per game.
1362
01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:03,700
So, all right.
1363
01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:06,480
Well, then I came, did I might, did I use shield or?
1364
01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:08,520
No, I'll let you, uh,
1365
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:12,540
do something else because it wasn't sag clear.
1366
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:15,440
Uh, hook.
1367
01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:21,200
Um, I don't know what I can do here.
1368
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:21,980
I'm surrounded.
1369
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:28,360
Uh, I use mage hand and get, no, I can't lift her, can I?
1370
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,460
I can't lift somebody else.
1371
01:36:29,460 --> 01:36:30,300
No.
1372
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:30,860
Not with mage hand.
1373
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,480
You can tickle me.
1374
01:36:32,480 --> 01:36:34,560
You can tickle him.
1375
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:39,160
Uh, I'm going to ray of frost, uh, the first one in front of me, I guess.
1376
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,300
Okay.
1377
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:43,380
Ray of frost.
1378
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:45,520
So, D20.
1379
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:53,160
Now, I will tell you the one to the right is, uh, a little bit more hurt.
1380
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,160
Yeah, I'll do that.
1381
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:56,300
Whatever, whatever one's the more damaged.
1382
01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:56,720
The weakest.
1383
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:57,140
Okay.
1384
01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:59,120
Then roll, uh, roll a D20.
1385
01:36:59,120 --> 01:36:59,860
Okay.
1386
01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:00,700
I got a 19.
1387
01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:01,340
Okay.
1388
01:37:01,340 --> 01:37:01,820
That hits.
1389
01:37:01,820 --> 01:37:02,320
Roll.
1390
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:03,700
D8.
1391
01:37:04,380 --> 01:37:05,560
So, yeah, it's a D8.
1392
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,520
Uh, I got a six.
1393
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:12,120
Okay.
1394
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:14,540
That one is dead.
1395
01:37:14,540 --> 01:37:15,880
Oh, I froze him.
1396
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,040
He froze solid.
1397
01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:21,080
Oh, he is, I see, he is a gobsicle.
1398
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:22,100
Oh, good.
1399
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:23,020
We only have three left.
1400
01:37:23,020 --> 01:37:23,760
Also, I'm still dead.
1401
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:28,240
Okay.
1402
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:35,440
The fourth one, the one that's up top, starts to rummage around the dead one's pockets.
1403
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,820
Oh, not my pockets.
1404
01:37:36,820 --> 01:37:38,960
What if I'm wearing yoga pants?
1405
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:40,420
Not your pockets.
1406
01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:42,300
The dead, the dead goblin's pockets.
1407
01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:42,740
Oh.
1408
01:37:42,740 --> 01:37:43,840
Oh, boy.
1409
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:45,880
And that's how it spends its turn.
1410
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:49,960
Does that bring it to me again?
1411
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,920
Yes.
1412
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:52,460
All right.
1413
01:37:52,460 --> 01:37:52,460
All right.
1414
01:37:52,460 --> 01:37:57,500
Six.
1415
01:37:57,500 --> 01:37:58,000
Six.
1416
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,200
Six.
1417
01:37:59,200 --> 01:37:59,500
God.
1418
01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,980
You know, I was going to try to work with you on this, but.
1419
01:38:01,980 --> 01:38:04,860
Uh, no, that's two fails.
1420
01:38:04,860 --> 01:38:09,000
Sorry, I only have to fail one more time.
1421
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,120
Yeah, then you're dead.
1422
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:13,640
For only temporary, though, right?
1423
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:16,260
No, you're dead.
1424
01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:17,460
But I can come back.
1425
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,080
Stronger.
1426
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,440
As a different character.
1427
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:21,680
And bigger tits.
1428
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:22,920
As.
1429
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:26,100
And maybe Meathead, maybe.
1430
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:28,100
All right.
1431
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:28,100
All right.
1432
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:28,880
This goblin.
1433
01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:31,400
Will.
1434
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:35,660
Take his scimitar and slice at.
1435
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,160
Here.
1436
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:43,380
Wonderful.
1437
01:38:43,380 --> 01:38:46,920
And it got a ten.
1438
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:49,060
Do you have any damage yet?
1439
01:38:49,060 --> 01:38:50,100
No.
1440
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:51,420
So it misses.
1441
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:52,020
It's not physical.
1442
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:57,440
And what?
1443
01:38:57,440 --> 01:38:58,940
It misses you.
1444
01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:00,180
Oh, wow.
1445
01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:02,680
So this goblin is going to do the same thing.
1446
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:03,600
It's going to attack at you.
1447
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:04,640
No.
1448
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:05,500
No.
1449
01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:06,980
It got a 17.
1450
01:39:06,980 --> 01:39:08,260
No.
1451
01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:09,940
It does, though.
1452
01:39:09,940 --> 01:39:10,920
No.
1453
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:12,920
It really, really does.
1454
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:13,800
No.
1455
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:13,940
No.
1456
01:39:13,940 --> 01:39:13,960
No.
1457
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:14,060
No.
1458
01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:14,100
No.
1459
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:18,380
No.
1460
01:39:18,380 --> 01:39:19,860
No.
1461
01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:22,060
Oh, boy.
1462
01:39:22,060 --> 01:39:28,400
So it does eight points of damage.
1463
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:30,960
Unacceptable.
1464
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,300
Well.
1465
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,560
You only have eight.
1466
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,280
Oh, I'm dead.
1467
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:36,740
Oh, boy.
1468
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:37,820
You're down, too.
1469
01:39:40,340 --> 01:39:41,440
That means we're dead.
1470
01:39:41,440 --> 01:39:45,000
Well, it was a good game, guys.
1471
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:55,480
I don't know what to do now.
1472
01:39:55,480 --> 01:39:57,680
Maybe we just start over.
1473
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:02,740
Maybe we could start over next week.
1474
01:40:02,740 --> 01:40:04,340
I mean.
1475
01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:07,840
I think that sounds fine.
1476
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:14,440
At least I'll know a little bit more about my magic.
1477
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:15,920
I guess I should have known that.
1478
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:19,260
Because I think D&D was the same way where I could only pick like a couple.
1479
01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:20,160
Like a.
1480
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:20,620
Like a.
1481
01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:20,840
Like.
1482
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:21,840
I think it's like.
1483
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:22,200
Well.
1484
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:22,840
This is.
1485
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:23,760
This is D&D.
1486
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:25,460
So it's going to be the exact same rules.
1487
01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:28,240
Well, not the exact same.
1488
01:40:28,240 --> 01:40:30,480
I think it is, though.
1489
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:33,260
Well.
1490
01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:33,600
Because all.
1491
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,300
All these are in D&D.
1492
01:40:35,300 --> 01:40:37,640
Because these are all D&D words.
1493
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:39,260
Well.
1494
01:40:39,260 --> 01:40:40,160
I'm a wizard.
1495
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,760
And you're a girl.
1496
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:42,180
So.
1497
01:40:42,180 --> 01:40:43,160
Yeah.
1498
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:43,780
And I'm dead.
1499
01:40:43,780 --> 01:40:45,020
All right.
1500
01:40:45,020 --> 01:40:46,480
So, Kira, you fall, too.
1501
01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:47,500
Well.
1502
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:48,220
No.
1503
01:40:48,220 --> 01:40:50,700
Because you guys still can succeed on your.
1504
01:40:50,700 --> 01:40:52,220
Your saving throws.
1505
01:40:52,220 --> 01:40:53,220
Oh.
1506
01:40:53,220 --> 01:40:54,160
If you want to go through that.
1507
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:55,340
I mean.
1508
01:40:55,340 --> 01:40:56,600
Are they going to attack us while we're dead?
1509
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,740
No.
1510
01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:58,880
Okay.
1511
01:40:58,880 --> 01:40:59,640
So.
1512
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:00,180
I'll roll.
1513
01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,580
Okay.
1514
01:41:05,580 --> 01:41:06,040
Five.
1515
01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:07,820
What?
1516
01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:08,940
Five.
1517
01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:09,920
Now I am dead.
1518
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:10,740
Five.
1519
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:11,500
Yeah.
1520
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:13,700
Yeah.
1521
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:15,120
You should legitimately be dead.
1522
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:15,380
Yeah.
1523
01:41:15,380 --> 01:41:18,060
Oh.
1524
01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:18,580
Let's just.
1525
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:20,420
Write some sum off there.
1526
01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:22,020
I refuse.
1527
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,380
Cure.
1528
01:41:22,380 --> 01:41:23,560
Cure.
1529
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:24,380
Go ahead.
1530
01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:24,620
Roll.
1531
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:24,640
Roll.
1532
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,220
A D20.
1533
01:41:26,220 --> 01:41:26,860
Yeah.
1534
01:41:26,860 --> 01:41:26,920
Yeah.
1535
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:32,600
Okay.
1536
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:33,300
I got a six.
1537
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:34,600
Oh, boy.
1538
01:41:34,600 --> 01:41:35,320
Roll it again.
1539
01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:38,600
14.
1540
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:39,760
Okay.
1541
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:40,880
Roll it again.
1542
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,520
And a 13.
1543
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:43,380
Okay.
1544
01:41:43,380 --> 01:41:44,080
Roll it again.
1545
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:45,600
And a seven.
1546
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:46,800
Okay.
1547
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:47,600
Roll it again.
1548
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,100
20.
1549
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:50,140
Okay.
1550
01:41:50,140 --> 01:41:50,540
Oh.
1551
01:41:50,540 --> 01:41:51,340
20, huh?
1552
01:41:51,340 --> 01:41:52,380
Yeah.
1553
01:41:52,380 --> 01:41:53,160
All right.
1554
01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:54,620
You rolled a 20.
1555
01:41:54,620 --> 01:41:55,020
First roll, too.
1556
01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:56,620
You rolled a 20.
1557
01:41:56,620 --> 01:41:59,220
This is what happens.
1558
01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:08,860
Mr. Poopy Butthole comes down from the ceiling and says, you hit the magic number.
1559
01:42:08,860 --> 01:42:12,960
Both of you are restored.
1560
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:13,120
Woo-wee!
1561
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:15,200
Back to full health.
1562
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:16,000
That's me.
1563
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,880
You are part of both, yes.
1564
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:19,260
Yeah.
1565
01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:23,860
Some sums back, bitch.
1566
01:42:23,860 --> 01:42:28,140
Does he kill the rest of the bad goblins for us?
1567
01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:28,640
No.
1568
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:29,100
No.
1569
01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:31,120
Mr. Poopy Butthole does not fight.
1570
01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:32,760
Is he just a summons?
1571
01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:34,120
He just...
1572
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:35,500
He was an angel.
1573
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,120
Sentai.
1574
01:42:36,120 --> 01:42:36,340
Oh.
1575
01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:42,160
Whose idea was it to attack these things anyway?
1576
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:46,600
Someone had a genius idea of throwing a dead body at him.
1577
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:48,880
It was just to buy us time.
1578
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:52,280
I just wanted to throw it and then run away.
1579
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:57,160
You had time and you wasted it by throwing the dead body.
1580
01:42:57,160 --> 01:43:01,200
Yeah.
1581
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:02,300
I thought it would give us space.
1582
01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:09,860
We'll start at the top of the order with some sum.
1583
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:11,020
All right.
1584
01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:12,160
You just deleted one.
1585
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:13,320
That one was dead?
1586
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:15,280
That one was...
1587
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:16,960
He was searched...
1588
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:17,300
Oh, yeah.
1589
01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:17,520
Right.
1590
01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:18,840
He was only searched in the pockets.
1591
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:21,580
And wasn't one of them...
1592
01:43:21,580 --> 01:43:23,240
One of them is I, right?
1593
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:25,500
So that one's already partly damaged.
1594
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,240
Yeah.
1595
01:43:28,240 --> 01:43:30,820
I think it was for three damage.
1596
01:43:30,820 --> 01:43:32,460
So both this one is I.
1597
01:43:32,460 --> 01:43:33,840
Okay.
1598
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:35,980
The top one is I.
1599
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,280
Okay.
1600
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:37,380
Okay.
1601
01:43:41,480 --> 01:43:43,940
I have to throw another one in here.
1602
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:45,800
Because I took him out.
1603
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:49,700
Okay.
1604
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:50,120
That works.
1605
01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:50,400
Whatever.
1606
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:54,540
I thought I said he ran away.
1607
01:43:54,540 --> 01:43:55,620
But no, you're right.
1608
01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:56,900
He was only checking the dead body.
1609
01:43:56,900 --> 01:43:59,040
So, sum sum.
1610
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,160
Okay.
1611
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:07,500
I'm going to use an arrow on the one on I.
1612
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:08,520
The one that's missing an I.
1613
01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:11,560
Or whichever one ran away in the first room.
1614
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:12,340
Or second room.
1615
01:44:12,340 --> 01:44:12,520
Whatever.
1616
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:12,780
Okay.
1617
01:44:12,780 --> 01:44:13,400
So, I.
1618
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:13,920
Okay.
1619
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:14,300
Yeah.
1620
01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:15,980
Roll a D20.
1621
01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:16,920
All right.
1622
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:20,280
Five.
1623
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:21,500
Plus seven.
1624
01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:22,680
Twelve.
1625
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:24,180
All right.
1626
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:24,840
That hits.
1627
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:26,340
All right.
1628
01:44:26,340 --> 01:44:27,860
And a D8.
1629
01:44:27,860 --> 01:44:28,460
Oh, wait.
1630
01:44:28,460 --> 01:44:28,700
No.
1631
01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:29,220
Hold on.
1632
01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:29,480
Hold on.
1633
01:44:30,740 --> 01:44:32,320
Oh, no.
1634
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:32,940
It does not hit.
1635
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:34,160
I was looking at someone else's.
1636
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:35,420
It does not hit.
1637
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:39,860
So, as you lose this arrow at I.
1638
01:44:39,860 --> 01:44:41,300
Somehow.
1639
01:44:41,300 --> 01:44:43,360
She doesn't have depth perception.
1640
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:45,220
So.
1641
01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:48,500
It must have been a really bad shot.
1642
01:44:48,500 --> 01:44:51,060
That she's able to dodge out of the way.
1643
01:44:51,060 --> 01:44:52,340
Oh, boy.
1644
01:44:52,340 --> 01:44:54,120
So.
1645
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:57,700
I is up next.
1646
01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:00,220
She will attack sum sum.
1647
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:00,840
For.
1648
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:02,280
Attacking her.
1649
01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:10,080
Fifteen.
1650
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,500
Yeah.
1651
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:12,060
That's enough.
1652
01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:15,320
All right.
1653
01:45:15,320 --> 01:45:16,640
So, that is.
1654
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:17,740
Six.
1655
01:45:17,740 --> 01:45:18,140
Six.
1656
01:45:18,140 --> 01:45:26,860
It is three points of damage.
1657
01:45:27,480 --> 01:45:28,120
All right.
1658
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:28,340
All right.
1659
01:45:28,340 --> 01:45:34,660
All right.
1660
01:45:34,660 --> 01:45:34,720
All right.
1661
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:38,980
It is the one that's standing next to Cure.
1662
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:42,020
We'll attack with the Scimitar as well.
1663
01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,860
Because it's an 11.
1664
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:50,860
It's an 11.
1665
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:50,880
It's an 11.
1666
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:52,600
So, it does not hit.
1667
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:57,560
Right here.
1668
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:01,480
Because your armor class is 12.
1669
01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:03,960
Yeah.
1670
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:04,700
Okay.
1671
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:07,120
So, it swings wildly and misses.
1672
01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:09,320
Now, it is up to Cure.
1673
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:17,440
You have a staff.
1674
01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:19,040
What?
1675
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:20,560
You have a staff.
1676
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:22,840
I use my.
1677
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:26,500
You can swing your staff as a weapon.
1678
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:29,040
I use my staff and swing it as a weapon.
1679
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:30,380
Against?
1680
01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:31,320
I whop him on the head.
1681
01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:32,200
Who?
1682
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,340
Any of them.
1683
01:46:34,340 --> 01:46:34,920
Who's the nearest?
1684
01:46:34,920 --> 01:46:35,640
The last one.
1685
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:36,760
The last one?
1686
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:37,200
Okay.
1687
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:38,780
The one that just attacked you.
1688
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:39,340
Yeah.
1689
01:46:39,340 --> 01:46:40,420
I whop him on the head.
1690
01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:42,120
Roll a d20.
1691
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:45,140
Bam!
1692
01:46:45,140 --> 01:46:45,780
Mr. Goblin.
1693
01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:47,940
Rolling a d20.
1694
01:46:47,940 --> 01:46:50,980
And I got a nine.
1695
01:46:50,980 --> 01:46:52,900
Plus two.
1696
01:46:52,900 --> 01:46:55,300
Plus three, right?
1697
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:56,100
Or plus two?
1698
01:46:56,100 --> 01:46:56,920
Attack.
1699
01:46:56,920 --> 01:46:58,560
My sheet says plus two.
1700
01:46:58,560 --> 01:46:58,780
Yeah.
1701
01:46:58,780 --> 01:46:59,940
Okay.
1702
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:01,720
So, you miss.
1703
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:02,860
What?
1704
01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:07,660
How did I miss?
1705
01:47:07,940 --> 01:47:09,660
It was point blank range.
1706
01:47:09,660 --> 01:47:11,980
Well, you're a mage.
1707
01:47:11,980 --> 01:47:13,220
And you're good at far distance.
1708
01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:14,320
Not up close.
1709
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:15,360
Bludgeoning.
1710
01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:15,920
Far distance.
1711
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,760
Did you say far distance?
1712
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:20,120
Yeah.
1713
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:23,180
So, it's now the goblin that was going through.
1714
01:47:23,180 --> 01:47:25,540
Through the pockets of the dead one.
1715
01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:26,720
Yeah.
1716
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:27,660
Did he find anything?
1717
01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:30,320
You don't know.
1718
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:31,140
Oh.
1719
01:47:31,140 --> 01:47:34,880
Walks back and notches an arrow and points it at some some.
1720
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:36,060
Oh, that's not good.
1721
01:47:36,820 --> 01:47:38,360
So, now it is some some's turn.
1722
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:41,400
How?
1723
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,740
Is there any way we can run away?
1724
01:47:43,740 --> 01:47:46,600
I feel like we have nothing to gain from killing these goblins.
1725
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:49,040
No.
1726
01:47:49,040 --> 01:47:50,180
You have to kill them.
1727
01:47:50,180 --> 01:47:51,460
This is how it works.
1728
01:47:51,460 --> 01:47:54,520
I mean, what direction are you going to run in?
1729
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:56,040
I don't know.
1730
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:56,600
I.
1731
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:57,660
I.
1732
01:47:58,800 --> 01:47:59,860
We could run through.
1733
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:06,280
I mean, just looking at these squares, it looks like it would be easier to run out of the new door, not the old door.
1734
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:07,800
Is that right?
1735
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,640
Well, there are two doors.
1736
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:10,440
I don't.
1737
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:12,940
I didn't put in the door that you guys came in from.
1738
01:48:12,940 --> 01:48:13,800
I apologize.
1739
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:16,340
Oh, so these are.
1740
01:48:16,340 --> 01:48:17,560
Oh, these are two.
1741
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:19,360
Those are two new doors.
1742
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:19,960
So.
1743
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:20,740
Oh, that.
1744
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:21,400
Oh.
1745
01:48:22,260 --> 01:48:24,540
The door that you guys came in from is over here.
1746
01:48:24,540 --> 01:48:27,560
So we could have snuck through this door the entire time.
1747
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:28,780
The one on the bottom.
1748
01:48:28,780 --> 01:48:29,880
We could have.
1749
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:30,680
I apologize.
1750
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:33,420
I thought that's the door we came in on.
1751
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:39,460
I mean, if it makes you feel any better, you're going to have to go through this room no matter what.
1752
01:48:39,460 --> 01:48:43,160
Lord.
1753
01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:45,660
Well, all right.
1754
01:48:45,660 --> 01:48:48,140
So.
1755
01:48:48,140 --> 01:48:50,140
So can it.
1756
01:48:50,140 --> 01:48:51,160
Where's the run button?
1757
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:52,780
Yeah.
1758
01:48:52,780 --> 01:48:53,700
Can I.
1759
01:48:53,700 --> 01:48:54,680
Can I run.
1760
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:57,100
So what would I need to do to run through.
1761
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:59,260
The closest door.
1762
01:48:59,260 --> 01:49:02,500
Or the easiest door, I guess.
1763
01:49:02,500 --> 01:49:04,880
I'm assuming the easiest door would be this one on the right.
1764
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,960
But that's only based on these tokens.
1765
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:09,220
And I don't know if that's.
1766
01:49:09,220 --> 01:49:09,640
Yeah.
1767
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:11,460
Based on the tokens.
1768
01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:14,300
If you try to run the one that has an arrow notched.
1769
01:49:14,300 --> 01:49:15,360
Will fire on you.
1770
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:16,000
Okay.
1771
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,500
But can I go to the other one.
1772
01:49:17,500 --> 01:49:18,920
Further away.
1773
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,020
You can.
1774
01:49:20,020 --> 01:49:21,860
But it will be a disadvantage because of the.
1775
01:49:21,860 --> 01:49:23,400
The body that's right there.
1776
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:25,740
Plus cure is standing in the way.
1777
01:49:25,740 --> 01:49:27,200
So you're saying it's either.
1778
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,040
Risk being hit.
1779
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:30,340
Or.
1780
01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:31,580
Or have a disadvantage.
1781
01:49:31,580 --> 01:49:32,900
Yeah.
1782
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,660
Okay.
1783
01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:34,820
Well, I'll take the disadvantage.
1784
01:49:34,820 --> 01:49:36,160
And what is it?
1785
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:38,540
Would it be athletics?
1786
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:39,920
Yeah.
1787
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:40,840
All right.
1788
01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:43,200
All right.
1789
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:44,500
Rolling, rolling, rolling.
1790
01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:47,480
Critical failure.
1791
01:49:47,480 --> 01:49:48,920
Okay.
1792
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:50,600
So as you're running.
1793
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:51,680
At that door.
1794
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:53,760
You trip over the dead body of the goblin.
1795
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:54,800
And you are on the ground.
1796
01:49:54,800 --> 01:49:56,620
Oh, no.
1797
01:49:56,620 --> 01:49:57,740
Did I skin my knees?
1798
01:49:57,740 --> 01:50:01,100
Only time will tell.
1799
01:50:01,100 --> 01:50:02,200
Oh, boy.
1800
01:50:02,740 --> 01:50:04,980
And also, I'm wearing yoga pants.
1801
01:50:04,980 --> 01:50:09,400
You're wearing cowboy pants?
1802
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:10,880
Yoga pants.
1803
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:12,260
Oh, yoga pants.
1804
01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:12,540
Okay.
1805
01:50:12,540 --> 01:50:13,020
Yeah.
1806
01:50:13,020 --> 01:50:14,700
Cowboy yoga pants.
1807
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:15,080
Yeah.
1808
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:16,080
You know what?
1809
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,000
You fall down.
1810
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:21,020
You look at your knees and notice that you ripped your yoga pants.
1811
01:50:21,020 --> 01:50:21,540
No.
1812
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:23,800
Your knees are unskinned.
1813
01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:25,300
But you ripped the pants.
1814
01:50:25,300 --> 01:50:26,940
Your knees are unskinned.
1815
01:50:26,940 --> 01:50:30,740
Thank the maker for yoga pants.
1816
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:39,040
So this goblin reaches back and attacks some sum on the floor.
1817
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,360
Oh, no.
1818
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:45,020
And it will hit.
1819
01:50:45,020 --> 01:50:46,000
Okay.
1820
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:57,440
For three points of damage.
1821
01:50:57,440 --> 01:51:06,460
Now, there's this one.
1822
01:51:06,460 --> 01:51:10,320
This goblin that will swing its sword at.
1823
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:11,040
Here.
1824
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:17,740
13 hits.
1825
01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:22,640
I assume, right?
1826
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:26,040
13.
1827
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:26,800
Yeah.
1828
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:27,580
Okay.
1829
01:51:27,580 --> 01:51:30,120
So it hits for three points of damage.
1830
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,260
Now it is Kier's turn.
1831
01:51:33,260 --> 01:51:37,520
Oh, geez.
1832
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:38,480
The weeds.
1833
01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:39,700
All right.
1834
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:42,480
Who's the weakest of the three that are left?
1835
01:51:43,480 --> 01:51:45,600
The one right in front of you is the weakest.
1836
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:46,580
Right here?
1837
01:51:46,580 --> 01:51:47,600
Yeah, this one.
1838
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:48,360
All right.
1839
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:50,420
I'm going to blast him with an ice beam.
1840
01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:51,860
Ray of frost?
1841
01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:52,580
Yeah.
1842
01:51:52,580 --> 01:51:53,420
Right in the face.
1843
01:51:53,420 --> 01:51:53,900
Ice beam.
1844
01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:55,700
Ice beam.
1845
01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:56,760
Okay.
1846
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,120
Get ahead.
1847
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,180
Roll your d20.
1848
01:51:59,180 --> 01:52:00,940
Roll your d20.
1849
01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:10,340
I got a 17.
1850
01:52:10,340 --> 01:52:11,360
Okay.
1851
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:12,060
That hits.
1852
01:52:12,060 --> 01:52:12,900
All right.
1853
01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:15,580
D8.
1854
01:52:15,580 --> 01:52:17,700
One d8.
1855
01:52:17,700 --> 01:52:21,740
Six.
1856
01:52:21,740 --> 01:52:24,820
That is enough to kill this one.
1857
01:52:24,820 --> 01:52:29,600
I killed a goblin, but I did not kill the deputy.
1858
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:37,100
So this next one launches the notched arrow that it has.
1859
01:52:37,100 --> 01:52:38,500
Mm-hmm.
1860
01:52:38,500 --> 01:52:41,860
At Cure.
1861
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:43,500
Can I?
1862
01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:43,560
Can I?
1863
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:48,000
No, I don't have any dodge or anything.
1864
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:51,560
And it misses.
1865
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:53,280
Well, I was lucky.
1866
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:55,020
It was very late.
1867
01:52:55,020 --> 01:52:56,000
It was an 11.
1868
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:58,420
It was like right underneath that.
1869
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:00,720
No, I have 14.
1870
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:03,840
It didn't fire at you.
1871
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:05,040
Oh.
1872
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:05,100
Oh.
1873
01:53:05,100 --> 01:53:05,340
Oh.
1874
01:53:05,340 --> 01:53:06,240
Oh.
1875
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:08,160
So I said it fired at Cure.
1876
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:08,740
Oh.
1877
01:53:08,740 --> 01:53:10,380
Then I don't really care.
1878
01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:11,220
All right.
1879
01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:12,500
So now it's Sum Sum's turn.
1880
01:53:12,500 --> 01:53:13,360
All right.
1881
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:17,280
Sum Sum is going to shoot at the shooting goblin.
1882
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:18,680
Okay.
1883
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:18,700
Okay.
1884
01:53:18,700 --> 01:53:20,160
Roll your d20.
1885
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:22,720
You have to stand up first.
1886
01:53:22,720 --> 01:53:25,740
But I don't need to.
1887
01:53:25,740 --> 01:53:28,160
Is that a roll or is that just a maneuver?
1888
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:28,440
No.
1889
01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:33,340
You stand up and I'm going to give you a disadvantage for having to kind of fire.
1890
01:53:33,340 --> 01:53:34,400
All right.
1891
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:35,980
Relatively from the hip.
1892
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:37,200
All right.
1893
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,700
So this is a disadvantage.
1894
01:53:38,700 --> 01:53:39,840
Yes.
1895
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:42,960
I got another critical failure.
1896
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:50,940
All right.
1897
01:53:50,940 --> 01:53:56,940
The shot goes super wide and hits the one that you killed.
1898
01:53:56,940 --> 01:53:58,160
It hits Jerry.
1899
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:00,300
The one that's on the floor.
1900
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:02,160
But you hit him right in his gold pouch.
1901
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:03,040
Uh-huh.
1902
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:04,300
That he had that the other.
1903
01:54:04,300 --> 01:54:05,940
Goblin didn't see.
1904
01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:06,680
Uh-huh.
1905
01:54:06,680 --> 01:54:08,500
And all the coins explode.
1906
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:09,780
What?
1907
01:54:09,780 --> 01:54:10,540
Like with fire?
1908
01:54:10,540 --> 01:54:11,680
Yeah.
1909
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:13,160
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
1910
01:54:13,160 --> 01:54:16,780
Jerry likes to keep firecrackers in his pocket.
1911
01:54:16,780 --> 01:54:18,400
That didn't exist.
1912
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:21,080
So it blew up all of those.
1913
01:54:21,080 --> 01:54:23,360
Some bullshit.
1914
01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:24,880
All right.
1915
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:26,840
All right.
1916
01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:33,380
This next goblin takes a swing at here.
1917
01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:34,420
No.
1918
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:37,300
And leave me alone.
1919
01:54:37,300 --> 01:54:38,360
He misses.
1920
01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:39,500
Okay.
1921
01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:43,260
So now it is Kira's turn.
1922
01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:46,280
I hit him.
1923
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:49,260
I swing back with my stack.
1924
01:54:49,260 --> 01:54:50,220
All right.
1925
01:54:50,220 --> 01:54:51,420
My stack.
1926
01:54:51,420 --> 01:54:54,380
Go ahead and roll a d20.
1927
01:54:57,380 --> 01:54:58,180
d20.
1928
01:54:58,180 --> 01:54:58,660
Uh-huh.
1929
01:54:58,660 --> 01:54:59,240
d20.
1930
01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:01,720
d20.
1931
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,800
d20.
1932
01:55:03,800 --> 01:55:04,240
d20.
1933
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:05,320
17.
1934
01:55:05,320 --> 01:55:05,480
All right.
1935
01:55:05,480 --> 01:55:06,080
That hits.
1936
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:09,420
Uh, roll a d6.
1937
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:11,240
d6 or d8?
1938
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:12,280
d6.
1939
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:13,700
Because it's...
1940
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:16,920
You're attacking with the staff itself, not a magical attack.
1941
01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:18,220
Hmm.
1942
01:55:20,460 --> 01:55:21,100
d20.
1943
01:55:21,100 --> 01:55:21,160
d20.
1944
01:55:21,160 --> 01:55:22,620
All right.
1945
01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:24,700
So that goblin is still alive.
1946
01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:26,440
But...
1947
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:30,080
He's got a wallop of a bird's egg on his head.
1948
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:31,880
And it's going to hurt tomorrow, right?
1949
01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:33,320
That's going to hurt tomorrow.
1950
01:55:33,320 --> 01:55:34,880
All right.
1951
01:55:35,560 --> 01:55:37,480
This last goblin...
1952
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:38,040
Oh, boy.
1953
01:55:38,040 --> 01:55:39,840
...aims with the short bow at Sum Sum.
1954
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:41,560
That's me.
1955
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:44,660
And gets a 14.
1956
01:55:44,660 --> 01:55:46,180
Oh, no.
1957
01:55:46,180 --> 01:55:47,440
That hits.
1958
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:49,040
It does.
1959
01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:51,680
And...
1960
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:53,180
It's 1d6.
1961
01:55:53,180 --> 01:55:54,020
Yeah.
1962
01:55:54,020 --> 01:56:00,780
Hits for five points of damage.
1963
01:56:00,780 --> 01:56:03,180
Sum Sum is back down to one.
1964
01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:04,620
Great.
1965
01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:06,280
Now it is Sum Sum's turn.
1966
01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:07,260
All right.
1967
01:56:07,260 --> 01:56:10,260
Uh, she's going to shoot at...
1968
01:56:10,260 --> 01:56:12,680
...the shooting goblin.
1969
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:14,180
All right.
1970
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:19,380
Uh...
1971
01:56:19,380 --> 01:56:21,260
Three plus seven is ten.
1972
01:56:21,260 --> 01:56:22,180
I don't think that's enough.
1973
01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:24,660
It is not enough.
1974
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:25,420
All right.
1975
01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:27,760
It's not enough.
1976
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:30,980
The goblin, though, gets so scared that...
1977
01:56:30,980 --> 01:56:32,240
...it starts to run away.
1978
01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:34,220
No, we can't let him get away.
1979
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:34,860
Where's it go?
1980
01:56:34,860 --> 01:56:35,740
No, now...
1981
01:56:35,740 --> 01:56:37,040
Now we...
1982
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:38,820
Now we need to kill him.
1983
01:56:38,820 --> 01:56:40,480
No, it starts to run away.
1984
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:41,180
It doesn't.
1985
01:56:41,180 --> 01:56:45,560
It starts to, like, do a panic little shuffle kind of thing.
1986
01:56:45,560 --> 01:56:47,260
Like, oh, that was way too close for comfort.
1987
01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:48,580
Uh-huh.
1988
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:51,500
Was it their turn, though?
1989
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:54,820
No, it was not.
1990
01:56:54,820 --> 01:56:57,120
You failed so badly that it was a free action.
1991
01:56:57,520 --> 01:56:58,180
Oh, no.
1992
01:56:58,180 --> 01:56:58,240
Oh, no.
1993
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:02,180
So the one next to Kier...
1994
01:57:02,180 --> 01:57:04,180
...rolls...
1995
01:57:04,180 --> 01:57:05,960
...or, uh...
1996
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:09,340
...holds his weapon back to go in for another strike.
1997
01:57:09,340 --> 01:57:12,220
And rolls a 17.
1998
01:57:12,220 --> 01:57:14,580
That's probably enough.
1999
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:15,820
That...
2000
01:57:15,820 --> 01:57:17,200
I assume that's enough, yes.
2001
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:24,320
Oof.
2002
01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:25,580
For six points.
2003
01:57:25,580 --> 01:57:27,660
Kier is down.
2004
01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:28,420
No!
2005
01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:31,000
No!
2006
01:57:31,000 --> 01:57:34,020
So now it is Kier's point.
2007
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:35,180
For a turn.
2008
01:57:35,180 --> 01:57:38,240
For a saving throw?
2009
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:39,420
Yep.
2010
01:57:39,420 --> 01:57:40,740
Time to do a saving throw.
2011
01:57:40,740 --> 01:57:41,700
Or not...
2012
01:57:41,700 --> 01:57:42,640
Is it saving throw?
2013
01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:43,600
I don't know what it's called.
2014
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,500
It's not a saving throw.
2015
01:57:44,500 --> 01:57:45,300
It's a death roll.
2016
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:46,320
Death roll.
2017
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:46,660
D20?
2018
01:57:46,660 --> 01:57:48,500
D20, yes.
2019
01:57:48,500 --> 01:57:50,680
Eight.
2020
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:52,240
All right.
2021
01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,220
That is one failure.
2022
01:57:53,220 --> 01:57:54,780
It's Sumsum's turn.
2023
01:57:54,780 --> 01:57:56,620
All right.
2024
01:57:56,620 --> 01:57:58,180
I'm going to shoot at the Shooting Goblin.
2025
01:57:58,180 --> 01:57:59,780
Okay.
2026
01:57:59,780 --> 01:58:03,300
Are you kidding me?
2027
01:58:03,300 --> 01:58:05,400
Four plus seven is 11.
2028
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:09,640
That will not hit it.
2029
01:58:09,640 --> 01:58:11,120
Even though he was really scared?
2030
01:58:12,160 --> 01:58:13,800
Even though he was really scared?
2031
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:16,040
I think he might have pooped himself.
2032
01:58:16,040 --> 01:58:17,180
I smell poop.
2033
01:58:17,180 --> 01:58:19,800
That's just your smell right now.
2034
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:20,420
Oh!
2035
01:58:20,420 --> 01:58:21,820
Insult to injury.
2036
01:58:21,820 --> 01:58:27,480
Oh, that's what you get for falling in the...
2037
01:58:27,480 --> 01:58:28,180
Or just poop.
2038
01:58:28,180 --> 01:58:31,420
Just trying to do something cool.
2039
01:58:31,420 --> 01:58:36,800
I don't even know why I have these arrows.
2040
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:39,640
Why you have what?
2041
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,280
I don't even know why I have these arrows.
2042
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:44,420
Zeros?
2043
01:58:44,420 --> 01:58:45,500
Harrows.
2044
01:58:45,500 --> 01:58:46,380
Arrows.
2045
01:58:46,380 --> 01:58:47,200
Oh.
2046
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:47,440
Arrows.
2047
01:58:47,440 --> 01:58:50,060
Yeah, you only have 20 of them, so...
2048
01:58:50,060 --> 01:58:51,080
I'm keeping track.
2049
01:58:51,080 --> 01:58:52,420
I have 15 left.
2050
01:58:52,420 --> 01:58:53,760
Yeah, but it's the only thing I have...
2051
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:54,400
Oh, have you ever been keeping track?
2052
01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:54,820
Yeah.
2053
01:58:54,820 --> 01:58:56,300
All right.
2054
01:58:56,300 --> 01:58:57,560
So...
2055
01:58:59,560 --> 01:59:01,660
This goblin, noticing that...
2056
01:59:01,660 --> 01:59:06,380
Here is down, starts going through his pockets.
2057
01:59:06,380 --> 01:59:11,660
And we'll roll a...
2058
01:59:11,660 --> 01:59:15,220
Let me see.
2059
01:59:19,220 --> 01:59:22,180
Rowland, it's going to be a hard investigation check.
2060
01:59:22,180 --> 01:59:33,580
It does not do it, so it doesn't find anything, but it is distracted for another turn.
2061
01:59:33,580 --> 01:59:34,960
Okay.
2062
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:36,640
So, here it is your turn.
2063
01:59:38,560 --> 01:59:40,120
Am I doing another saving throw?
2064
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:40,840
Yes.
2065
01:59:40,840 --> 01:59:44,960
19.
2066
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:45,920
Okay.
2067
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:47,780
You got one success, one failure.
2068
01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:49,100
Sum sum.
2069
01:59:49,100 --> 01:59:50,940
All right.
2070
01:59:50,940 --> 01:59:53,180
I guess I'll shoot at the shooting goblin.
2071
01:59:53,180 --> 01:59:54,700
Okay.
2072
01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:56,740
Go ahead.
2073
01:59:59,420 --> 02:00:00,600
14 plus 7.
2074
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:02,060
So, that should...
2075
02:00:02,060 --> 02:00:02,380
21.
2076
02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:03,500
That hits.
2077
02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:04,680
Nice.
2078
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:05,240
Finally.
2079
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:07,820
So, roll your...
2080
02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:08,540
D8.
2081
02:00:08,540 --> 02:00:10,620
D8.
2082
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:16,760
4 plus 3 piercing, so 7.
2083
02:00:16,760 --> 02:00:20,400
All right.
2084
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,940
That one is dead.
2085
02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,780
Finally.
2086
02:00:23,780 --> 02:00:26,660
There is one left.
2087
02:00:26,660 --> 02:00:28,980
He's distracted.
2088
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:30,920
So, I get another attack.
2089
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:33,120
No.
2090
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:35,080
He's eating Jerry's butthole.
2091
02:00:35,080 --> 02:00:36,060
I mean...
2092
02:00:36,060 --> 02:00:37,580
He's not eating Jerry's butthole.
2093
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:40,740
Have you checked his butthole?
2094
02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:43,380
Skidapadap butthole.
2095
02:00:43,380 --> 02:00:44,000
Wow.
2096
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:44,700
But...
2097
02:00:44,700 --> 02:00:48,700
But what he does is he runs in front of you and...
2098
02:00:48,700 --> 02:00:49,040
Great.
2099
02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:50,000
And...
2100
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:50,620
And...
2101
02:00:50,620 --> 02:00:51,300
And...
2102
02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:51,500
Is...
2103
02:00:51,500 --> 02:00:54,240
Looking like he's ready for a fight.
2104
02:00:54,240 --> 02:00:55,480
Okay.
2105
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:57,620
So, now some...
2106
02:00:57,620 --> 02:00:58,620
Oh, no.
2107
02:00:58,620 --> 02:00:59,380
It's a...
2108
02:00:59,380 --> 02:01:00,760
Here's turn.
2109
02:01:00,760 --> 02:01:03,160
Go ahead and go another D20.
2110
02:01:03,160 --> 02:01:04,060
D20.
2111
02:01:04,060 --> 02:01:05,220
D20.
2112
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:07,380
Three.
2113
02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:10,180
That's not good.
2114
02:01:10,180 --> 02:01:11,260
No.
2115
02:01:11,260 --> 02:01:13,200
That's three failures, right?
2116
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:14,500
Uh...
2117
02:01:14,500 --> 02:01:14,900
Two...
2118
02:01:14,900 --> 02:01:17,120
Two failures and one...
2119
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:17,320
Okay.
2120
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:18,360
All right.
2121
02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:19,480
I think that's...
2122
02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:19,620
Yeah.
2123
02:01:19,620 --> 02:01:20,760
Sum-sum.
2124
02:01:20,760 --> 02:01:21,380
Your turn.
2125
02:01:21,380 --> 02:01:22,200
All right.
2126
02:01:22,200 --> 02:01:23,720
I'm gonna swing...
2127
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:26,080
Since he's close, I'm gonna swing longsword.
2128
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:27,880
I have to...
2129
02:01:27,880 --> 02:01:28,200
Would I...
2130
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:28,820
Would...
2131
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:30,140
Can I suggest something, though?
2132
02:01:30,140 --> 02:01:30,920
Yeah.
2133
02:01:30,920 --> 02:01:31,380
Go ahead.
2134
02:01:31,380 --> 02:01:32,700
Do it two-handed.
2135
02:01:32,700 --> 02:01:35,940
Isn't there...
2136
02:01:35,940 --> 02:01:36,760
There's no...
2137
02:01:36,760 --> 02:01:38,580
There's no drawback for two-handed?
2138
02:01:38,580 --> 02:01:40,120
No.
2139
02:01:40,120 --> 02:01:41,940
It's...
2140
02:01:41,940 --> 02:01:44,420
If it strikes, you roll a D10 instead of a D8.
2141
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:45,260
Okay.
2142
02:01:45,260 --> 02:01:45,320
Okay.
2143
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:48,760
And it's okay.
2144
02:01:48,760 --> 02:01:49,200
So I suggest that.
2145
02:01:49,200 --> 02:01:49,900
All right.
2146
02:01:49,900 --> 02:01:51,000
I'll do that, I suppose.
2147
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:52,020
And she's really pissed.
2148
02:01:52,020 --> 02:01:53,040
Yeah.
2149
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:54,800
11.
2150
02:01:54,800 --> 02:01:57,160
Her favorite leggings have been torn.
2151
02:01:57,160 --> 02:01:58,700
They're...
2152
02:01:58,700 --> 02:01:59,520
They're yoga pants.
2153
02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:01,560
11 plus four is 15.
2154
02:02:01,560 --> 02:02:02,860
That hits.
2155
02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:03,680
Roll damage.
2156
02:02:03,680 --> 02:02:04,620
Roll one D10.
2157
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:05,880
It's a D10.
2158
02:02:05,880 --> 02:02:13,120
Five plus two slashing.
2159
02:02:13,120 --> 02:02:13,580
Seven.
2160
02:02:13,580 --> 02:02:14,200
Seven.
2161
02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:16,960
That one crumples to the floor.
2162
02:02:16,960 --> 02:02:17,960
All right.
2163
02:02:17,960 --> 02:02:19,980
And dies.
2164
02:02:19,980 --> 02:02:22,080
From death?
2165
02:02:22,080 --> 02:02:25,520
Mostly from death, yeah, but...
2166
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:27,400
Just somewhat of embarrassment.
2167
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:28,560
Okay.
2168
02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:30,300
He's dead.
2169
02:02:30,300 --> 02:02:31,060
He's dead.
2170
02:02:31,060 --> 02:02:31,680
He's dead.
2171
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,820
All right.
2172
02:02:33,820 --> 02:02:34,680
I go through his pockets.
2173
02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:36,980
You can't do that.
2174
02:02:36,980 --> 02:02:38,440
The goblins don't have pockets.
2175
02:02:38,440 --> 02:02:40,840
All right.
2176
02:02:40,840 --> 02:02:42,760
Roll the investigation check.
2177
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:44,420
Roll pockets check.
2178
02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:47,060
Um...
2179
02:02:47,060 --> 02:02:48,060
So 20.
2180
02:02:48,060 --> 02:02:48,640
Roll...
2181
02:02:48,640 --> 02:02:49,500
Yeah, roll a D20.
2182
02:02:49,500 --> 02:02:51,940
18.
2183
02:02:51,940 --> 02:02:53,240
All right.
2184
02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:55,420
And my investigation is plus zero.
2185
02:02:55,420 --> 02:02:56,940
So 18 plus zero is still 18.
2186
02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:57,860
All right.
2187
02:02:57,860 --> 02:03:00,420
You find one health potion.
2188
02:03:00,420 --> 02:03:01,740
Yeah.
2189
02:03:01,740 --> 02:03:02,600
All right.
2190
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:03,280
Give that...
2191
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:04,200
I'm going to take that.
2192
02:03:04,200 --> 02:03:07,580
And now that the encounter is over,
2193
02:03:07,580 --> 02:03:10,520
here is raised back up to one health.
2194
02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,480
Okay.
2195
02:03:11,480 --> 02:03:12,920
We're both at one health.
2196
02:03:12,920 --> 02:03:14,360
So he's back...
2197
02:03:14,360 --> 02:03:15,540
You're both at one health, yeah.
2198
02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:16,540
He's back on his feet?
2199
02:03:16,540 --> 02:03:18,040
He's back on his feet.
2200
02:03:18,040 --> 02:03:20,540
Any chance we could split the health potion?
2201
02:03:20,540 --> 02:03:21,440
No.
2202
02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:23,740
So we have to decide?
2203
02:03:23,740 --> 02:03:24,800
Yes.
2204
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:27,120
Can I challenge Kier to a...
2205
02:03:27,120 --> 02:03:27,760
Uh...
2206
02:03:27,760 --> 02:03:29,180
You probably shouldn't.
2207
02:03:29,180 --> 02:03:31,780
Shouldn't challenge him?
2208
02:03:31,780 --> 02:03:32,580
I should just take it?
2209
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:34,520
I was going to say to a rock, paper, scissors.
2210
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:35,780
Oh, okay.
2211
02:03:35,780 --> 02:03:36,600
Yeah, that's fine.
2212
02:03:36,600 --> 02:03:38,100
To a what?
2213
02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:39,460
Rock, paper, scissors.
2214
02:03:39,460 --> 02:03:40,520
Oh.
2215
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:42,280
For the health potion.
2216
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:42,620
All right.
2217
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:44,900
What now?
2218
02:03:44,900 --> 02:03:47,640
I don't know.
2219
02:03:47,640 --> 02:03:49,560
What, like in real life?
2220
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:50,560
Yeah.
2221
02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:53,840
Uh, uh, uh.
2222
02:03:53,840 --> 02:03:55,660
Ah, you cheated.
2223
02:03:55,660 --> 02:03:57,760
Yeah, but I lost.
2224
02:03:57,760 --> 02:03:58,720
Oh.
2225
02:03:58,720 --> 02:04:02,020
You're not a good cheater.
2226
02:04:02,020 --> 02:04:03,020
All right.
2227
02:04:05,900 --> 02:04:06,740
So I don't...
2228
02:04:06,740 --> 02:04:07,860
I don't know what the...
2229
02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:10,840
The health potion is in 5e.
2230
02:04:10,840 --> 02:04:13,660
Uh...
2231
02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:14,080
How much are yours?
2232
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:16,400
I don't have anything here.
2233
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:18,700
All I have are these character sheets.
2234
02:04:18,700 --> 02:04:28,480
Sturges.
2235
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:28,900
All right.
2236
02:04:28,900 --> 02:04:29,920
So...
2237
02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:31,900
So Kier got it, right?
2238
02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:32,920
Yeah.
2239
02:04:32,920 --> 02:04:34,920
Does Kier take...
2240
02:04:34,920 --> 02:04:36,600
Take the health potion?
2241
02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:37,920
I mean, he won...
2242
02:04:37,920 --> 02:04:39,920
He won the, uh...
2243
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:40,140
Yeah.
2244
02:04:40,140 --> 02:04:41,000
But does he...
2245
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:42,380
Does he actually take it?
2246
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:43,240
Does he?
2247
02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:46,680
Oh, yeah.
2248
02:04:46,680 --> 02:04:47,100
I took it.
2249
02:04:47,100 --> 02:04:47,780
You took it?
2250
02:04:47,780 --> 02:04:48,040
Okay.
2251
02:04:48,040 --> 02:04:49,240
Yeah.
2252
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:49,600
Oh, yeah.
2253
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:51,640
At like...
2254
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:53,240
At first, I was going to...
2255
02:04:53,240 --> 02:04:54,600
But I was like...
2256
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:54,960
All right.
2257
02:04:54,960 --> 02:04:55,520
Roll...
2258
02:04:55,520 --> 02:04:56,860
Roll 2d4s.
2259
02:04:56,860 --> 02:04:59,720
2d4s.
2260
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:03,760
5 front doors.
2261
02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:06,700
5s not possible on a d4.
2262
02:05:06,700 --> 02:05:08,360
I...
2263
02:05:08,360 --> 02:05:09,820
I wasn't saying 5.
2264
02:05:09,820 --> 02:05:10,200
Oh.
2265
02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:13,600
4 and...
2266
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:13,920
3.
2267
02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:16,680
So you heal for 9.
2268
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:17,700
It brings you back up to 8.
2269
02:05:17,700 --> 02:05:20,720
How much do I heal?
2270
02:05:20,720 --> 02:05:22,920
How much do you heal?
2271
02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:23,660
Yeah.
2272
02:05:23,660 --> 02:05:26,660
Negative 5 points for giving up your health potion.
2273
02:05:26,660 --> 02:05:27,080
You're dead.
2274
02:05:27,080 --> 02:05:28,320
Oh, no.
2275
02:05:28,320 --> 02:05:30,220
No, I'm just messing with you.
2276
02:05:30,220 --> 02:05:31,280
But...
2277
02:05:31,280 --> 02:05:31,460
All right.
2278
02:05:32,100 --> 02:05:33,480
Let's call it quits there.
2279
02:05:33,480 --> 02:05:33,480
Let's call it quits there.
2280
02:05:33,480 --> 02:05:36,920
We'll be right back.
2281
02:05:36,920 --> 02:05:37,040
Bye.
2282
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:37,320
Bye.
2283
02:05:37,320 --> 02:05:37,660
Bye.
2284
02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:37,940
Bye.
2285
02:05:37,940 --> 02:05:38,160
Bye.
2286
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:38,320
Bye.
2287
02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:39,320
Bye.
2288
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:46,820
you
2289
02:05:46,820 --> 02:05:48,820
Thank you.
2290
02:05:48,820 --> 02:06:18,800
Thank you.