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you you yeah wasn't at the end like you were in the air we don't know if you're gonna hit it
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yeah yeah that's where we left off and i we don't know if it's gonna be like scrooge mcduck where he
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dives into the into it or like peter griffin and family guy where he like lands into it because
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money doesn't work because money doesn't work like water
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well uh andy are we leveling up we should yeah yes now i can use my because i ran out of i ran out
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of pages on my level three and ran out of room on my level three page now i have level four
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yeah we'll level up after you guys defeated all those automatons i feel like we really grew
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as people you did you learned a lot uh we
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uh well i guess we did oh it tastes better on the toilet i forgot my boyfriend died but you didn't
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die i did you loved him i loved him and he loved me you burned him did i burn him if you electrified
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his body until he lit on fire bramble i've been calling him brad i thought it was brimble
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no brimble's my character on hogwarts oh wolfard brimley the guy with diabetes no he's dead
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is he though is he dead yeah still diabetes got him yeah finally caught up with him
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all right all right what are we doing all right so you leveled up after that all right so summer
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your dexterity modifier becomes a plus four all right on level up
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uh to level four level four yes and you said dex is is plus four plus four
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so you should be at 17 for dexterity well right now it just says plus three so i'm gonna change
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that to plus four yeah which would be seven should be 17 all right can i i'm just looking at your sheet
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i'm i'm going over right now i'm in it you're you're gonna fix it yeah okay uh your attack bonus and
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your damage for dexterity based attacks such as your lawn bone increased by one
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my my my attack bonus is plus eight now for your lawn bow it'll be plus eight
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i gotta go grab a pen to write that down all right bitch got him right in the pussy
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got him what's that thing that people do in like like it's like out right in the pussy
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no i don't know that there's like some kind of guy like dude that every now and then they'll like
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that's like a like a it's like it's like when they used to do like
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baba booey baba booey you're not supposed to say oh really yeah you're not supposed to say what
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uh i got him in the pussy there's something like that your modifier to dexterity saving throws
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increases by one yep which you really haven't done i don't even know what that means your
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modifier to dexterity based skills increases by one don't know what that means either
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uh while you wear light or no armor your armor classes increases by one nice so you should be at 16 yep
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i already did the decks on mine and my sheet so
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okay
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nope
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i updated your armor class and your initiative increases by one
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diggity diggity diggity what does that mean
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i don't know i don't see anything on here for it for initiative yeah
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uh
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i don't know i don't know how to do initiative just because the machine does it for us
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oh it says right here i have it on the back here yeah your initiative increases by one
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so what is it i don't know what that means
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yeah i don't see uh there's not like a
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oh oh it says initiative modifier there it is what is where
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where do you see it any it's on your uh it's all the way to the right so if you click on your
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oh i just see an initiative modifier under proficiency yeah so anytime you roll initiative you'll get plus
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four instead of plus three but why was i getting that before what is it even based on
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oh i see it there there's a spot for it on the on the on the sheet yeah
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no on uh the paper sheet too i don't know yeah i saw okay
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all right here tiger you'll also really enjoy this pen i bought
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oh it's a hot dog it might be a hot dog if you can ride you got a
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yeah cute yeah everyone loved it at the casino
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it's a big hit you made a hit huh it was it was a big hit
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does everyone want to talk about your little wiener
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yeah they started calling it a little wiener and i got really offended horny
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no i got really demotivated so i didn't find a new job so you quit
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that that was doing for me too
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all right so jerry oh his name is brimble
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oh
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all right all right you learned one more wizard cantrip of your choice oh goodness um
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what are their cantrips save fireball i don't know if they're where do i find cantrips like
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are they on that guy i gotta go online
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i don't know it says your spell book contains these first levels oh
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can't so i'm at i'm at 27 100 xp right sure i'm just looking at my shit i know let's just go with that
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well we're not really counting points are we yeah we're not really counting it like that
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yeah fair enough copying a spell into the book when you find a wizard spell you can add it to your
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spell book if it is a level for which you have spell slots oh it doesn't help
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so you've been carrying around a book this whole time yeah it's in my pocket it's in my pocket
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it's a magical book
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all right i don't know what cantrips uh yeah go ahead look up cantrips
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i mean they they probably have them in i was just looking at the book and under cantrips it just says
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tells me that it's something that you can pass without
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no and i they probably haven't foundry oh is this can does a cantrip count as a spell
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i think so it's a type of spell there's like two types cantrips are what i can do repeatedly
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yeah without without using a spell slot yeah so it's important
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i will be invisible
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one of the best spells i mean i miss fireball but god damn invisibility
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all right anson light lights is one of them mac would love that one
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hey kid i'm a computer
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stop all the downloading
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oh fireball is a spell yeah
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so i've got dancing lights
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dancing robot you create up to four torch sides lights within range making them appear as torches
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lanterns are going orbs that hover in the air for the duration you can also combine the four
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four lights into one gone vaguely humanoid form of medium size whichever form you choose each light
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sheds dim light on a 10 foot radius
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and you can move them
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guidance
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what is the one that you have ice wall of ice no ray of frost frost but he also has mage hand
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pressed his press digitation
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pressed the digitation and ray of frost yeah
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press digitation is the dumbest thing i've ever fucking seen you could probably
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uh you have guidance which is you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the target
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can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of its choice
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oh fire bolt is a cantrip i might get fire bolt
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just because i could use some fire bolt and you know
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fireball is a third level spell
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where are you getting these from it's they're in foundry i just typed in fire
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like where'd you type it in at uh if you go you know like where the chat is
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yeah yeah yeah and compendium there's a there's a spells one
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oh it's under let's see where where is that item and then just keep scrolling it's towards the bottom
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spells and then srd which is standard rules dictionary or something
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what the hell oh he's pissed
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did you find it no oh uh no it says like resistance which is an
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a
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abjuration cantrip it just says you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the
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target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one save and throw of its choice okay it can roll
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roll the dive of four after it makes a save and throw let me see what you touch
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oh here sacred flame
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sacred flame flame like radiance descends on a creature within range that you can see the target
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must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 raging damage the target gains no benefit from
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cover for the saving throw that's pretty cool
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figure you might like that i don't remember like the other ones you suggested because i don't
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they weren't that good
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and the d that the spell thing i will get it's not working for me it's like not searching
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fire enter
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no nothing's coming up or which are you sure it's it's not the one that says ddb spells right it is
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okay not that one don't don't pick that one pick keep scrolling down there's one that spells it
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it starts with s there's nothing before it oh srd yeah i don't know what the ddb i think ddb that's
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dnd beyond you like import them
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is there any any of them that gives your daughter bigger boobs
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uh astral projection yeah bark skin project me a bigger boob three just one yes no three i want a
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third one oh you just want one additional boob that's bigger than the other two oh man i wish i
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that's freakishly that's i mean they're not all they're not all cantrips they'll say cantrip
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underneath or you could have the
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the maturgy
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ball maturgy
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where does it say cantrip at so if you open it up there's like three columns right underneath the like
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the name yeah and so if it says like eighth level or some other level that's not a cantrip that's the
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same column that it'll say cantrip is the cantrip the first one
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because i'm not seeing if it's saying so far none of the ones i've picked to say cantrip it's kind of
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like it's kind of hard for me to tell which ones are cantrips and which ones aren't yeah
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but you want that the srd skills right that's where i'm at yeah
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magic am i right guys yeah so open up like what was it dancing lights yeah
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yeah dancing lights is a cantrip you you'll see it there okay cool
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those are the ones that i read off are the ones that you could get
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oh you can't get any of them you can't take any of them
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whatever's in in this book oh so then you shouldn't even be looking in here
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he's gonna get well no because i can look them up and uh oh okay
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can you give me the and read it can you give me the names again
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so there was dancing lights dancing dancing robots
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yeah dancing robots
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dancing lights
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okay uh guide guidance guidance guidance
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uh light
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well you already have mage hand so i don't need that
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uh press uh you're ahead press identification
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red cross you have resistance
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rise of
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yes sacred flame
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oh sacred flame
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that's that's the one i figured you would want to take
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it sounded pretty cool actually
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i didn't see this one shocking grasp
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is that where i grab you
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it's it is
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oh it's like it's like the emperor palpatine but he has to touch you
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what
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is that all of them uh no there's one more where it was
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uh
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uh
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uh
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thaumaturgy
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oh
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all right
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see tiger spell that one
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no
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thaumaturgy
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that doesn't help that's exactly what i wrote
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no thou
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oh
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that was a b
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thaumaturgy
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what is this transmutation you carry one of the magical effects
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you cause flames to flicker
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you cause harmless tremors in the ground for one minute
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you cause an unlocked door or window to fly open or slam shut
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what is this that's what mage hand would do
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you alter the appearance of your eyes for one minute
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eyes are off
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tiger t-h-a-u
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oh
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m-a-t-u-r-g-y
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oh man i i like i missed every single vowel
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t-h-a-u
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yeah okay
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matt
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sacred flame
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i figured you'd probably want the sacred flame but
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um
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yeah probably i mean that does
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i mean this
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thought energy could
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seems like it could be
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useful
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so
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it was just
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dancing robots
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what's that the shocking grass
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shocking
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shocking is it shocking grasp or shock and grasp
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got him by the grass
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got him by the pussy
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that one's
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i don't think you can say that
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oh thanks trump
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i don't think you ever should have said it
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fine i won't ever say it jesus
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yes you will you'll say we're never gonna we're never gonna get to the end
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told you
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thanks obama
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remember when that was a thing
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yeah
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i miss i missed that man
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he's still alive
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i so
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i'm gonna do shocking grass shocking grasp for this one
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because that sounds pretty cool and i like lightning fingertips
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shocking
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grass
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these are all level four spells right
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yeah
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i don't think
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wait hold on do they have levels if they're cantrips
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yeah because that uh
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when you reach fifth level it's 2d8 instead of one
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oh
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okay
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and i i just get the one cantrip right
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yeah
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lightning springs from your hand
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you have other stuff
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what
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you have other stuff coming too
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ooh
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no i mean it's not nothing like that
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is it more spiders
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more spiders is that what you said
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yeah
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all right your intelligence increases to 18
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your intelligence modifier becomes plus four which is exactly what just happened
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your spell slaven throw dc increases by one
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your bonus for for your spell attacks increases by one
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so do i mean i have to add a bonus and a modifier to my attacks from here on out
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uh instead of saying plus two you just you just add plus three
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bad
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your modifier to intelligence saving throws increases by one
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and your modifier to intelligence based skills increases by one
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so we really haven't done much of that
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yeah that's a that's a little
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i don't know what's going on i just want my lightning fingertips
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yeah but now you can
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you have four first level spells
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and three second level spells you can cast
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and tiger roll me
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tender
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no
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uh what is it for one d10 plus two
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four first level spells and what was the other second three second level spells
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and can i i can i have those loaded up at all at once so i have like that means i have like what seven
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uh yeah okay yeah but yeah so you can only cast
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four of them at what at the first level three yet
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second level
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okay tiger your hp goes up by six points yeah
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yeah
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so you're now at 31
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i was wondering if my hp was gonna go up
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yeah i just thought about that uh boo roll me one d6 plus two
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twenty seven hundred
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nice
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so your
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your max hit points go up by eight
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okay so my max hit points were i don't remember
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14 14 14 so up by eight yep so you're at 22
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ooh blackjack
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nailed it
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i'll never go to the casino
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oh so close
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well there i think there's like a spanish blackjack where
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oh no it's for the dealer if the dealer gets 22 then everybody pushes
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they push them down
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they fight them
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they just attack them
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just attack them automatically
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oh
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shit
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okay you guys ready for
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the treasure treasure room
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that you're diving into
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diving into
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i'm still kind of shocked i
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you know what i'm taking it a little bit harder
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brimble's death than you might expect
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his name wasn't brimble
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it's always been brimble
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i don't think
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he's just been calling him brad
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i've been calling him brad that was my pet name for him
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i mean you don't listen to me and respect me as a woman
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i try to but then you do things like this
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where you fall in love with
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this all happening while you're midair
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jerry
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oh no
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you are like
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this is just backwards talk
306
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we've had this discussion before
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he saw how sad you are so he cast mage hand on himself to hold himself up
308
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make sure you're fine
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is that can i do that because that is that made that
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no
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no
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main champion can only hold like
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i think it's like 15 pounds
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well so you're nuts
315
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all right
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uh jerry give me a
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athletics check
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yeah baby
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all right you dive right into it
320
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yeah baby
321
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you slid right in
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baby
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like a glove
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yeah i already read off the description you guys right
325
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no
326
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well maybe i don't remember
327
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you were pissed about like you get what we're supposed to
328
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because my boyfriend died
329
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oh yeah
330
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he wasn't your boyfriend he didn't even know your name
331
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yeah what am i supposed to spend this on we haven't even come to a store yet
332
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this room looks a whole lot like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factor
333
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the scene with the with all the kids where the one gets sucked up into the pipe remember that
334
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it's like that
335
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and treasure everywhere there's a massive treasure chest perched on a toadstool
336
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in one of the corners of the room the chest is made of wood the toadstool is
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made of sapphires a geyser of gold and platinum coins cascades from a fountain
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in the wall
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forming a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room
340
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a bridge across the river is made of diamonds and trees along its banks are glitter and rubies
341
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gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room glittered with flowers crafted
342
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from a percolescent white material probably pearl all things considered
343
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donuts
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uh wow gold
345
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and rubies and gems come on in summer it's great the temperature is perfect i'm not sure i want to roll
346
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:47,700
for anything it never turns out my way but i'm gonna take this and i grab some earrings
347
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from a tree an earring tree of gold
348
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gold earrings you know what the pearl the diamond the pearl diamond gold earrings
349
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okay
350
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:10,660
i'm just back stroking through the uh through all the money and uh you know really i'm really trying to
351
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:16,340
pretend like i'm scrooge mcduck right now and not jerry as cure terrified of his mind
352
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:24,980
that's all you want to do yeah i'm oh i'm pocketing a bunch you're okay yeah you're probably breathing
353
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:31,940
some of it in yeah yeah but you spit it out no for later you know for pooping
354
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:38,660
thanks gold pooping i have my fiber with my cheerios
355
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:44,580
all right you just gonna chill out here for the rest of your life
356
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:52,100
i mean um i don't have a really good reason to continue but i don't really have a good reason to
357
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:59,300
stay so i'll continue pocket as much money as possible i want you out of my house
358
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:08,980
and nobody wants to explore this giant chest in the i'm going to explore the giant chest i run up to it
359
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,860
all right roll a d4
360
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,220
all right
361
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:22,500
so we roll wait there was a giant chest i said it i wasn't listening there's a massive
362
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:27,940
treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room i didn't know what a toadstool was
363
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:36,900
it's a mushroom oh it's a stool dude so my dad has a he go when he goes to the doctor he brings with
364
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:42,180
him he asked the doctor sample sample and he pulls out a little glass jar with a tiny stool in it
365
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:48,180
oh and he's been doing that for years yeah i know he had a he had like five of them on his desk when
366
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he had an office and then i found out he did it to my dentist once
367
00:27:51,700 --> 00:28:01,140
charming man anyway continue what if he said go on smell it
368
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:10,980
all right you rolled a three yeah is that good so you open the lid and inside is a top hat made of
369
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:20,580
gold worth no no no no no you can't give that to him he's gonna abuse it this head where grants it
370
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:24,820
swear a plus five bonus to all saving throws
371
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:33,140
top hat we're never gonna hear the end of this gold what does it have in it sapphires
372
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:42,180
no no it's just made no he said spiders plus five to all saving throws yeah cool i'll take that
373
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:50,020
and it's full of spiders it's cursed it's full of spiders yes no and you have to eat them spiders no one said that
374
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:58,020
listen to this god not the old one oh you said sapphire
375
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:09,620
no one said sapphire i thought you said spiders oh oh we're never gonna finish now what do i get all
376
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:19,860
from what this the tree that i pulled these earrings from you get the earrings all right sweet
377
00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:24,500
can i look in the chest too yeah roll a d4
378
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:35,380
oh
379
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:39,300
oh two you see nothing because jerry already opened it
380
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,340
no but did he find anything for me maybe he should roll
381
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:45,540
no he already rolled
382
00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,380
roll a d4
383
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:51,380
you know what all right give me roll a d20 for me
384
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:56,100
go top i feel like this is not going to turn out well for me
385
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,460
this is some kind of ruse
386
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:05,620
oh you almost got a 20 uh no you definitely don't see anything
387
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:12,180
but i get to keep the earrings yes and the spiders on you
388
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,580
does there what spiders
389
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:23,140
the spiders from jerry's hat there are no spiders in jerry's hat but you do have a ring
390
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:28,980
uh no it was a fabergé spider yeah
391
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:31,060
i thought it was a ring
392
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:37,140
the spider spider what the fuck is that now i gotta i'm gonna google that
393
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,180
you were already googling gold top hat
394
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:46,980
we all know you were doing that yeah i found a few good pictures i haven't thrown up yet
395
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:51,780
okay so are you staying in this room leaving what
396
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,780
uh
397
00:30:53,780 --> 00:31:00,580
no i mean i feel like we have to we have to go on that's what he would have wanted oh my god they're
398
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:04,980
real real yeah there was one on pawn stars that's what's showing
399
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:13,140
anyway yeah it was worth like 65 000 or something oh how does it translate to gold pieces
400
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,860
uh it's about
401
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:19,300
125 gold pieces
402
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,820
bitching
403
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:28,020
yeah all right we should we should go on that's that's what he what he would have wanted
404
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,620
who brad
405
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:32,900
slash brimble
406
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,300
that guy again honey yes you gotta move on
407
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:41,540
i'm trying to move on he would have wanted me to move on
408
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:47,540
yeah i know let's go let's just move on there's more fish lots of fish
409
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:51,140
let's go get some salmon all right
410
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:57,540
all right so you leave the room yeah we're looking for salmon now i'm looking for trout
411
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:05,220
good one all right trouser trout oh no as you try to leave the room
412
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:09,860
three four foot tall orange people
413
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:15,700
burst through the door do all the characters now just look like that blonde lady with the scarf
414
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,180
all the comments
415
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:24,900
they burst through the door and slam the door behind them and then they attack
416
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:31,140
are we are we still with the why can't we just like not fight for a little while
417
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:35,540
i just got ahead i just got a hat on my head i just got ahead
418
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:39,220
they listen roll for initiative
419
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:47,300
i'm not gonna happy about it no i'm not happy either i don't even know how to do it
420
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,100
14 all right
421
00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:02,420
commoners summer is first i'm gonna light them on fire
422
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:09,300
is before we start am i uh just so i know uh is all my spells recapped off from last time or am
423
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:14,900
i still okay i'm just gonna redo all the spells i had for that you had a revigorating swim
424
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,140
that's exactly it a revigorating swim
425
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:27,140
i don't think that's a word isn't it reinvigorating
426
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,980
magic
427
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:33,620
all right uh
428
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:38,500
i am going to longbow them
429
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:42,020
you can't you can't umbow all of them i can try
430
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,780
if
431
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,460
i
432
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,180
maybe if you're standing in a line
433
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,460
okay go ahead try
434
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,420
i get no i'm not gonna try i'll just shoot the
435
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,460
bitchiest one
436
00:33:55,460 --> 00:34:03,540
all right all right i'll assume that is this one right here
437
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:07,380
here they all look the same to me they are exactly the same
438
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:16,260
roll a d20 please plus seven plus eight sorry oh that's just damage
439
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,540
yeah 24 all right what is your
440
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:33,540
so roll a d10 plus three blows her tits off jesus christ
441
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:47,620
so doing nine damage and that one is dead yeah wow we're so powerful
442
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,380
this other commenter seeing that goes up and attacks
443
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,140
summer i'm summer
444
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,020
you are correct
445
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,940
have a cookie
446
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:12,500
i'm assuming that is not going to hit no we're too powerful
447
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:17,460
okay jerry it's your turn
448
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,380
uh i'm oh lightning fingers these guys
449
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,420
oh lightning
450
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,980
yes
451
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,740
can trip city
452
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,020
shocking grass leave it
453
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:34,180
shocking gramp
454
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,180
shocking gramp
455
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:41,060
all right all right roll one d8
456
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:46,580
okay
457
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:47,860
i don't know id8
458
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:50,260
not an id8
459
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,820
seven
460
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:55,620
doing seven damn it wait which one did you attack
461
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,700
the one that's nearest uh summer
462
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,460
okay oh thanks dad
463
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,140
and that one is dead
464
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:01,940
yeah
465
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:02,900
oh my god
466
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:03,460
so this one's
467
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:07,220
that's make sure make sure you guys recognize i did it with my hands like
468
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,740
yeah
469
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:16,260
it's it's called shocking grass dude count dooku when he does it and like is he like if you watch
470
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,180
it he makes his hands like super straight like
471
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:24,820
yeah yeah he is a small spread out all right so the other one comes up and attacks
472
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,540
zap
473
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:26,100
jerry
474
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:26,820
no
475
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:29,940
oh
476
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,740
uh i'm gonna long bow him too
477
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,620
it's not your turn
478
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:40,180
okay that is not gonna hit either now it's my turn
479
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,860
now it is your turn
480
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,820
uh
481
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,820
i assume you're going to long bow
482
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:47,700
yeah
483
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,940
okay i have unlimited arrow
484
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:51,060
hey critical
485
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:51,700
yeah
486
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:56,420
he got a critical all right so roll
487
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:59,620
two d10s plus three
488
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:04,820
dope
489
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:09,220
again yeah it's my first day
490
00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,620
all right
491
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:15,300
one is dead as well
492
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,540
you guys defeated that
493
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,620
it sucks that uh
494
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620
to be a commoner i guess
495
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,220
yeah
496
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,740
commoner more like gone on her
497
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,700
all right as they fall
498
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:32,980
they all drop 1 000 gold pieces out of their pockets that they got from killing other adventurers
499
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,020
wow
500
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,100
so this guy's must have really sucked
501
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,700
3 000 gold pieces
502
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,620
whoa not all to you though
503
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:43,940
i have enough i have what you don't want money
504
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:47,060
i don't want money yeah but i don't want you to have it
505
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:51,300
what does that mean you become so greedy i'm not
506
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:51,780
greedy
507
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,540
you're greedy
508
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,380
i'm gonna take care of this money
509
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,980
you're irresponsible
510
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,980
and
511
00:37:58,980 --> 00:37:59,860
and boy hungry
512
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,860
and boy hungry
513
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,380
so hungry
514
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:12,260
so
515
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,620
okay so now you guys are walking through the door
516
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:18,660
yeah why not
517
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:18,660
yeah why not
518
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,020
yeah okay
519
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:23,540
how much money did i take out of there
520
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,660
like
521
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,300
3 000 right
522
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,820
well well 3 000 from the losers and
523
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:30,340
don't give me a number
524
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,940
five
525
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,540
five gold
526
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,260
five gold that's what you got
527
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,780
in my pockets
528
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,460
that you took yeah
529
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,340
oh
530
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,940
five big pieces
531
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,460
i mean the gold coins are gold coins
532
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:48,420
one gold piece is worth one gold piece
533
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,260
we've literally we've literally never bought anything
534
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:52,980
we've
535
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:57,940
we have i have no idea what this is worth
536
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,780
17 dollars
537
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,420
and change
538
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,660
so you get 17 gold pieces
539
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,300
oh
540
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,180
so you have
541
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,340
3 000 and 17 gold pieces
542
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,380
i'll take it
543
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,180
all right
544
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,020
you're over
545
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,900
i'm not gonna argue
546
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,620
i had five the last time i talked
547
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:24,820
all right so as you walk through the door you hear a sinister laugh
548
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:30,740
and both give me a perception check
549
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:34,660
okay
550
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,020
percepts
551
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,300
percepts
552
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,260
percepts
553
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:48,020
both of you feel like
554
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,260
everything
555
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,100
every piece of treasure you took
556
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,900
from this entire dungeon is gone
557
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,900
wow
558
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,180
huh
559
00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,700
every
560
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,100
wow
561
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,740
single
562
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,780
piece
563
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,300
even my bottle
564
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,260
this whole place sucks
565
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,620
even your earrings
566
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,780
and your fabergé spider
567
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,900
they disappeared
568
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,180
gone
569
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:12,180
what about my top hat
570
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:14,500
gone
571
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,940
the top hat
572
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,660
gone
573
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,900
every piece of treasure
574
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,180
and boo
575
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,380
or jerry you look down and you notice
576
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:27,780
this weird tattoo on your arm
577
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,940
kind of makes you look like a douche from the 90s
578
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,340
it's a tribal tattoo on your bicep
579
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,460
oh
580
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,220
wow
581
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,260
tribal
582
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,140
it really fills out your
583
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,100
is it like what your
584
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:42,980
is it like what your dad
585
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:45,060
does your dad have a tribal tattoo
586
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:46,340
i'm not like making fun
587
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:46,820
doesn't he
588
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:47,140
no
589
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:49,140
what does he got
590
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:49,940
that new
591
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,500
he's got a
592
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,540
he's got a cobra
593
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:55,220
he's got a cobra on one arm
594
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,820
roses on the other
595
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,500
and some god
596
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:58,820
and some god awful
597
00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,700
off the wall
598
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,140
peace sign tattoo
599
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,380
that's vicious
600
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,340
it's it's
601
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:06,980
i mean it's
602
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,900
well done but it's a stupid tattoo
603
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,500
oh my god
604
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,060
what you don't agree
605
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,700
i would never say it so forcefully
606
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,060
oh he doesn't listen to this does he
607
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,580
he he might now
608
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,100
oh boy
609
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,020
well if he does listen to it
610
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,060
it's a fine tattoo
611
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:32,740
so what are you stupid you can't take
612
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,500
you can't just take this stuff
613
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,140
you're like that shitty grandpa who made his family do all the work
614
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,700
is this metaphor effective at all
615
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,980
i just wanted to give you stuff and take it away to make you rich
616
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,140
guy gags ricks
617
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:49,460
well that's not very nice
618
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,380
gary guy gags
619
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:51,860
so then you go
620
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:54,420
guy gags ricks
621
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,700
rick
622
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,780
keep saying ricks i don't know why
623
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,900
all right now what is this
624
00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,540
oh we're outside
625
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:10,660
where do you dweebs think you're going there's no room there i should know don't you think
626
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:16,180
i invented this dungeon don't no hey hey quit walking over there
627
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:22,260
we're walking over okay what okay what the fuck i didn't put this room here
628
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:28,020
so which one of you clouds did now listen you think it's funny to mess with the bricky gold
629
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:35,860
grandpa rick but i have way more good years left than any of you do so hey hey who the hell are
630
00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:40,340
you what is this you can't just get your hands off me where are you taking me
631
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:43,940
are we do we apprehend him
632
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:49,620
uh sorry about sorry about how mean this dungeon has been so far
633
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:55,380
this is a nice room shafts of golden light filter in from some unknown source hundred of
634
00:42:55,380 --> 00:43:00,260
butterflies flip gently across the room sometimes laying on beautiful flowers growing out of the walls
635
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:04,900
and floor somewhere in the ceiling speakers place soothing new agey music
636
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:09,540
oh
637
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:15,620
as soon as you enter a butterfly lands on jerry
638
00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:21,220
was that a scared ooh
639
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:25,220
no i was just you know charmed
640
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,260
baby baby
641
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:34,660
as as as soon as it lands on you you feel a little bit restored you gained a health point
642
00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,540
sweet i didn't even know i lost a health point
643
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:40,180
and so you were down one from the last fight
644
00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:41,940
just one
645
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:51,460
yeah so now you're fully healed fully healed by butterfly yeah i have some weird notes on this my last
646
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:54,900
my last my last date says covered in pots and pans armor
647
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,700
that was you're doing that really was you're doing yeah
648
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,260
mine says sharp pizza
649
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:07,460
it was also you're doing
650
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:12,020
oh yeah i guess it was all right what are you guys doing
651
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:18,180
uh i say nice butterfly dude
652
00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:25,780
thank you it healed me i feel great like a butterfly
653
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,940
cool
654
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:33,780
i don't i was a little bit unclear all that talking
655
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:40,660
where was that coming from it's kind of like a fourth wall breaking kind of thing
656
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:47,460
but is it like over like a pa system type thing no it's just there oh he keeps popping in and out
657
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:52,660
i feel like it's i feel like it's supposed to be rick is the game master so he's playing the game
658
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:57,460
master and then we're supposed to be both jerry and kira and summer and you know
659
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,500
yeah
660
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,700
yeah
661
00:44:59,700 --> 00:44:59,700
yeah
662
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:04,340
so it's kind of like a fourth wall kind of thing i see well it's
663
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:06,900
it's meta it's meta so it's smart
664
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,660
it's smart
665
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,100
don't attack me
666
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:15,380
don't attack me all right what do you guys do
667
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:27,220
i'm gonna just uh i don't know do this room do it really good i start walking forward and looking for more more more beautiful butterflies
668
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:35,220
there's a bunch of butterflies flitting all around you all right can i grab another one can i put my finger up and i try to catch one
669
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:39,460
give me an animal control check
670
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:39,460
give me an animal control check
671
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,740
or an animal handling
672
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,460
we've never had to use that one before guys
673
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,540
not in this game i thought we did but i can't remember for what
674
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:50,340
and i did it you did
675
00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:53,780
butterflies butterfly boy
676
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:55,300
you butter boy
677
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,900
oh three
678
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:57,780
butter boy
679
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,260
three monarch butterflies land on your finger
680
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:04,980
and bite you heal for three points but you're already fully healed so
681
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:07,540
so it's just you know for fun
682
00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,980
it is just for fun
683
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:15,700
do you guys ever go butterfly catching apparently that was a popular hobby back in the day with nets and everything
684
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:20,740
back in back in the day like the 1890s
685
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:21,620
yeah
686
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:25,540
back when they still had butterflies
687
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,980
right
688
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,660
and bees
689
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:33,780
yeah yeah the monarch butterflies population has decreased by like 95 percent
690
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:36,180
i'm terribly allergic to bees
691
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:41,540
you're what i'm terribly allergic to bees
692
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,060
that is not
693
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,500
i'm sensitive at all
694
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,700
oh sensitive i mean
695
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,180
i'm especially sensitive to bees
696
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:56,580
i i'm gonna kind of walk around this uh little atrium of trees and look around
697
00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,660
sorry give me a perception check
698
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:05,780
and i'd like to touch some of the flowers with my fingers
699
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:06,900
okay
700
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:14,260
you
701
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,300
you somehow don't even see the flowers
702
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,300
this is stupid
703
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,100
i i hate
704
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,180
i really i really hate perception checks
705
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:26,420
it's stupid it adds nothing
706
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:29,060
it could have
707
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:31,300
it does nothing but but take
708
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:35,060
well
709
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:39,540
i want to do
710
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:41,220
i want to do can i do a perception check
711
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,660
for what
712
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,940
just looking around
713
00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,140
yeah
714
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:52,260
yeah
715
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:52,820
21
716
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:53,940
again
717
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,460
a net
718
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,420
a net 20
719
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,260
blackjack
720
00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:58,580
roll two
721
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:01,620
that is blackjack yeah go to the casino now
722
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,260
spanish
723
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:07,220
you see you see you see these this certain section of flowers is really beckoning
724
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,820
beckoning you towards it
725
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,660
almost like it wants you to take one with you
726
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:14,260
take a whiff
727
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:19,700
yeah pick one pick one flower like it wants you to pick one flower and take it with you
728
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,740
oh take it with me okay i thought you said take a whiff you know like
729
00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:23,700
with you sorry
730
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:23,780
oh
731
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:30,020
all right yeah cool i uh i i grabbed the prettiest one and put it in my lapel
732
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:30,980
all right
733
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:30,980
all right
734
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,020
all right
735
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:32,580
with that
736
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,380
you become paralyzed
737
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:40,580
you have advantage on charisma checks and charisma saving throws for the next 24 hours
738
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:41,220
wow
739
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,940
all right advantage
740
00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:45,700
he's really getting shit
741
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,420
uh
742
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,780
i
743
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:54,580
am jealous and i'm starting to look for something of my own to stick in my lapel
744
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:56,100
uh
745
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,420
there are
746
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:03,140
butterflies and flowers are there
747
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:07,220
other types of
748
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,700
trees
749
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:13,380
there are some trees give me a nature
750
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:19,300
give them a nature which is again another thing i don't think we've ever used
751
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,620
get a tent yeah you you
752
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,780
can i climb the tree
753
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:30,580
no they're not that big it's like a nursery
754
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:31,220
can i hug it
755
00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:34,260
you can go up and touch it
756
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:36,500
i'd like to
757
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,140
really wrap my hands around it
758
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:42,340
okay
759
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:44,580
and shake it
760
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:47,540
did you say and
761
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:48,500
shit no
762
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,740
and shake it
763
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,900
oh shake it okay
764
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,460
all right you shake it and
765
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,460
an avocado falls off
766
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,180
nice
767
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,140
i eat it
768
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:00,180
it's
769
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,540
very unripe
770
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,140
i keep eating it
771
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140
you can't
772
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:05,940
or like what
773
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:06,740
what i mean like
774
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,820
am i just gonna carry it around until it ripens
775
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,940
yeah
776
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,260
whatever you millennials are into
777
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,380
no i throw it away
778
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,540
i don't want this avocado anymore
779
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,780
this place sucks
780
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,820
how come how come jerry gets all the cool stuff
781
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:22,740
can i pocket the avocado
782
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,980
sure
783
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,140
no your pockets are full of five gold
784
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,900
no he got stolen
785
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:32,820
yeah i lost my hat so this avocado we might need this later
786
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,180
yeah why don't you turn that into a hat
787
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,580
avocado hat
788
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:36,980
yeah
789
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,700
because i can't
790
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,580
oh
791
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,940
excellently done
792
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,700
what
793
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,980
excellently done
794
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:55,540
all right well
795
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:55,540
all right well
796
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:59,300
i pocketed the avocado and i'm kind of making my way
797
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,740
just uh embracing the air
798
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:02,020
all right
799
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:02,340
um
800
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:04,660
i'm making my way to the center of the atrium
801
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:09,300
my charisma is really high right now
802
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,820
it is really high
803
00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:13,220
i'm so charismatic right now
804
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,620
no charismatic
805
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,140
anything else
806
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,100
is there is there like a body of water
807
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,860
no
808
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:23,780
like a little pond maybe
809
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:24,740
no
810
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,380
a puddle
811
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,300
no
812
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:27,780
a bubbler
813
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:28,900
no
814
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,180
fountain
815
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:31,620
no water
816
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:34,740
no water at all then how do the plants live
817
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:35,700
don't worry about it
818
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,180
what's the dirt like
819
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,420
moist
820
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,540
i'd like to stick my fingers into it
821
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:46,500
and give me a nature check
822
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:56,420
yep it's dirt
823
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,820
does it feel good on my skin
824
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,500
yes
825
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,140
is there any succulents
826
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:06,500
no
827
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:11,220
is there are there any aloe trees
828
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:13,540
no you already
829
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,260
uh
830
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:18,020
you already
831
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:19,060
looked at all the trees
832
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:23,140
and there's no there's no windows
833
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,500
aren't there skylights or something
834
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:26,980
i mean yeah
835
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,540
there there's artificial sunlight coming in
836
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:30,500
oh
837
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:30,980
okay
838
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:31,940
so no skylights
839
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,660
all right
840
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,460
i guess uh
841
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,940
i've already seen everything there is to see here
842
00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,900
do you want your avocado back
843
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:44,020
no i don't want that
844
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:44,740
never
845
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,420
you keep it you turn into a hat
846
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:50,260
it's your new top
847
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:50,980
turn into a hat
848
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,580
very top hat
849
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:57,780
okay
850
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,860
yeah i'm done with this room
851
00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:00,580
i'm over
852
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,300
all right
853
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,020
so you're leaving
854
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,060
yeah
855
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:06,420
all right
856
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,220
as soon as
857
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,820
summer walks out the door
858
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:12,820
all the rest of the butterflies turn into gold and fall to the ground
859
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,180
gold pieces
860
00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:19,540
my butterflies with gold pieces
861
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:23,940
are they real gold or are they actually just gold foil with chocolate inside
862
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:25,060
no it's gold
863
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,060
no it's gold
864
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:26,900
i pocket a bunch of them
865
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:32,180
okay so i'm just gonna say you pocket all of them because you're a cheap bastard
866
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,460
you got to pay rent this month
867
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,900
so you get 282 gold pieces
868
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,060
butterflies
869
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:42,020
this is the year of jerry
870
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:44,980
280
871
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:50,660
280 because a couple of butterflies landed on you
872
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,580
they use up their magic
873
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:57,780
well i came out of this all right you know i went in and came out with the three three three
874
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,020
three thousand and seventeen and then all those went now and back to you know
875
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,220
it's a small investment you know a little nest egg
876
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:08,100
it's not really an investment
877
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,460
what
878
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:10,180
huh
879
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:10,660
you know
880
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:10,900
all right
881
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:14,900
sometimes you got to invest in yourself summer
882
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,180
take that as a lesson
883
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:18,180
i did invest in myself
884
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:20,980
you invested yourself in a boy
885
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:24,180
yes and that's where i got all my self-worth
886
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,420
your boy hungry honey
887
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,180
you've got to stop the feast
888
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,540
i'm so hungry
889
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,460
i'm so hungry
890
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,660
stop the feast
891
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,860
never
892
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:37,380
you're not the boss of me down here
893
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:44,260
as you draw near to this room you hear the sounds of rattling bones
894
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:47,460
not in a spooky way in a fun way
895
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,820
like a xylophone
896
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:53,940
once you enter the room a group of skeletons appears to be examined something set up
897
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:57,460
on a stand between them but you can't quite see what it is
898
00:54:57,460 --> 00:55:04,260
bone crafted sculptures adorn the room or wait is that one sculpture actually a drum set
899
00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:12,260
so once they spotted you one of the skeletons gestures wildly beckoning you to come over
900
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:15,380
the other skeletons look over and also start gesturing
901
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,100
it's just fun skeletons
902
00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,060
they can't be that bad they gotta be good
903
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:24,500
uh
904
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,420
all right hello skeletons
905
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:34,500
hey they can't really talk because they don't have a voice box
906
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,740
oh man they're so the realistic skeletons that's the worst time
907
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:42,180
so once you come over once you move closer
908
00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:46,260
it's clear the skeletons are crowning around a xylophone made of bones
909
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,460
i knew it
910
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,580
i knew it
911
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:52,980
skeletons can't play it though because each of them already has an instrument
912
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:57,060
all right i played the xylophone do i have xylophone skills
913
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:06,820
as soon as you pick up the xylophone mallets the skeletons run to other nearby bone instruments
914
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:11,140
two guitars a drum set an upright bass and a sax of bone
915
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,900
all right
916
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,700
x the bone
917
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,740
uh
918
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:21,540
so the then the skeletons start playing and encourage you to start playing i start playing smoke on the water
919
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:26,100
all right roll me uh give me a performance check
920
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:33,380
who what what instrument do you pick up
921
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:35,700
what are the instruments again
922
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:40,020
there's really no you just get to pick an instrument
923
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:44,580
all right i uh i pick a bongo
924
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:52,820
okay a bone bongo a bongo a bongo yeah all right so both of you give me a performance
925
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:54,180
check with advantage
926
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,900
double advantage no
927
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:57,780
no
928
00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:04,500
all right
929
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:07,620
i successfully play the easiest
930
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:10,900
summer they're all like they're all jamming along with you
931
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:18,100
uh jerry which is true to form they they come over take away your bongo
932
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:21,780
oh and they give hand you a tambourine
933
00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:24,420
the boobie the boobie instrument
934
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:30,740
they give you uh maracas
935
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:35,540
maracas all right yeah something you really can't fuck up
936
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:40,420
yeah but he's he's gonna rock it
937
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,780
i am impressed i have all these things that read a little bit of a
938
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:43,860
uh
939
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:53,620
so after this after the song uh smoke on the water is done playing the skeletons
940
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,260
so
941
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,460
and just joyous
942
00:57:57,460 --> 00:58:03,060
uh and since summer did so good
943
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,940
yeah
944
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:05,140
yeah
945
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:06,820
really quickly yeah
946
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,500
roll a decent roll a decent
947
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,380
oh just
948
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:19,620
five
949
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:25,460
they give you an upright base that's well it's made out of bone
950
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:26,740
oh
951
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,340
does it have strings
952
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,540
the base is made out of bones
953
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,620
yes
954
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:32,900
strings are made of ligaments
955
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,100
nice
956
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:35,140
yes
957
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:35,300
yes
958
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:39,380
should i attack them with it
959
00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:43,300
you
960
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:46,100
why would you do that you just had a good time
961
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,060
if you want to
962
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,020
no
963
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:52,020
it's just like our band practice like all those years ago when you hit me with the guitar
964
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:52,420
stand
965
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,900
i was a different person back then i was angry
966
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,580
i was going through puberty
967
00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:03,940
what's your excuse today i've really calmed down i'm boy hungry
968
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,540
his character is still going through puberty
969
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:10,340
you just threatened to hit the band you're in right now
970
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:17,380
i didn't i i asked for an opinion and you said no and i took your opinion into consideration
971
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:25,060
so now what
972
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:32,820
i say hey skeletons i'd like to give them a high five
973
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,580
a high bone
974
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:36,260
a big old bone
975
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:39,540
big old bone
976
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:41,540
the main bone
977
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,580
clone bone
978
00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:48,100
give me a
979
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,340
performance check
980
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,780
how about a dexterity check
981
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,540
i didn't like it
982
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:56,420
how about performance
983
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:59,780
doesn't make any sense
984
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:02,260
one
985
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:06,740
you miss their hand and smack them straight in the forehead
986
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:07,860
oh great i'm sure i
987
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:10,340
i'm sure i insulted their family
988
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,580
so
989
01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,540
the skeleton that you smacked just looks around
990
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,380
at the other at the other
991
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:21,300
other skeletons and they all just start laughing and pointing at you
992
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,620
all right we're friends still
993
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:29,940
and then the the drummer comes over and just kind of ushers you out of the room
994
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,140
whoa
995
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,180
see ya
996
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:35,300
are we still gonna mate up later for after drinks
997
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,460
after after show drinks
998
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:38,740
after party
999
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:43,220
they are unable to talk
1000
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,900
well that was
1001
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:44,900
well that was
1002
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:48,020
pretty cool
1003
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,660
a distinctly
1004
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:50,660
a distinctly
1005
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:51,780
earthy
1006
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,140
earthy smell
1007
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,700
wafts towards you as you approach the door ahead
1008
01:00:55,700 --> 01:01:00,020
you hear snuffling and snorting an occasional vexed grumbling sound
1009
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:02,180
oh boy i can smell this room
1010
01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:09,300
this odiferous room is overflowing with piles of hay lawn branches and dozens of bones picked clean of meat
1011
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:16,020
feathers have formed downy beds where they drifted into the dim rooms of dim corners of the room
1012
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:20,340
a particularly large pile of hay amidst the stufflin sound heard before
1013
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:24,100
oh it looks like there's an owl bear down there
1014
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:29,460
an owl bird
1015
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,420
yeah
1016
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,780
owl bear
1017
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,380
owl bear
1018
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:34,580
what do you want with us monster
1019
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:39,140
so
1020
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:41,300
the owl bear that you
1021
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:44,420
notice just looks at you turns its head
1022
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:54,580
and it extracts itself from its pile of hay reveal and the rest of its snowy white urside body
1023
01:01:56,020 --> 01:02:00,740
a rough of iridescent feathers marks it as a particularly majestic female
1024
01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:04,980
she snuffles the air in the character's direction gives a warm grunt
1025
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:09,140
i think he just wants
1026
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,260
did he say iridescent
1027
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:13,540
uh
1028
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:13,700
no
1029
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,900
serpine
1030
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,900
serpine
1031
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,500
ursine
1032
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,620
ursine
1033
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,900
iridescent
1034
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,460
i rub its belly
1035
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:29,940
once you start to get close to it to rub its belly
1036
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:36,260
and looks at the shelves that are broken in the nest
1037
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:39,700
and like pushes them towards them and gives a low growl
1038
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,500
not growl like a like a sigh
1039
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,060
uh oh i see you want me to fix these shelves
1040
01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:51,460
i will fix them to you because i am but a carpenter
1041
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:55,380
it's funny you're not a carpenter
1042
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:56,580
i have carpenter's tools
1043
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,860
you made a fort once and a bar
1044
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:04,100
yeah but i have carpenter's tools which means i'm a carpenter they don't just hand those out
1045
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,540
well i can't argue with that
1046
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:13,460
all right give me a uh
1047
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,060
carpenter check
1048
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:17,060
uh survival check
1049
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:22,980
are you sure
1050
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:24,100
all of us
1051
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:31,140
is that for both of us no just uh summer okay
1052
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:36,500
uh survival okay
1053
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:44,420
yeah 10 so you start to work towards the shelves
1054
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,660
and putting them back together but the
1055
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,780
the
1056
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,940
the owlbear
1057
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:53,460
isn't really happy with that and like breaks them up
1058
01:03:53,460 --> 01:04:00,500
oh you hate these shelves then is any of them unbroken
1059
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:07,940
no there's two uh there's two broken shelves sitting in the nest and she just looks very very sad
1060
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:14,020
uh can i look inside them are they are there dead owlbears in there
1061
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,460
no
1062
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,580
i'm a bear there are not dead owlbears
1063
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,100
oh
1064
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,420
uh
1065
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:26,100
let's see can i
1066
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,140
is it make sense to make them even more broken
1067
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:33,860
i don't know i just
1068
01:04:33,860 --> 01:04:35,940
she clearly hates them
1069
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:39,300
is she missing her babies
1070
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:44,900
maybe we could pretend to be their bait her babies
1071
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,140
what
1072
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:52,820
where do you get these ideas from i don't want to fight it i want it to be my friend
1073
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:54,020
it's the only thing i can think of
1074
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:05,060
well honey if this will help you get over real from burly
1075
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:08,180
i'll go pretend to be that owlbears babies
1076
01:05:08,180 --> 01:05:10,100
uh
1077
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:26,420
jerry picks up some of the some of the feathers and fluff that's laying around and attaches it to himself and goes over and pretends to be a baby
1078
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:31,700
does summer do the same thing
1079
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,500
uh
1080
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:33,780
yeah
1081
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,060
okay
1082
01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:38,180
so you lay in the nest with her and the bow
1083
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:40,580
the owlbear looks very
1084
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:43,140
thankful
1085
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:46,100
looks very
1086
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:49,700
satisfied decides to lay down and she closes her eyes
1087
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:50,980
nice
1088
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,500
i don't like that look of satisfaction she had in her eyes honey
1089
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,220
i don't know it's kind of nice
1090
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,460
i don't know i don't
1091
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:02,500
i've seen the look of satisfaction before i never wanted to see it again
1092
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:09,220
and as she she starts walking around to like circle you guys you see that the door is right behind her
1093
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:10,900
all right
1094
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,340
uh
1095
01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:17,060
do i have any food
1096
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,340
i
1097
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,620
assume
1098
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,620
you have some type of food
1099
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:30,580
yeah you have 10 days of rations
1100
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,500
all right i would like to
1101
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,140
put a ration on the floor
1102
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:37,540
okay
1103
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,580
and head towards the door but walking backwards
1104
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,900
okay
1105
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,140
cherry
1106
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,700
um
1107
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:50,980
where'd you go
1108
01:06:50,980 --> 01:06:53,300
you repeat that towards the door
1109
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,300
i'm following behind you
1110
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:57,380
okay i'm walking backwards
1111
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,900
why
1112
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,540
because i want to keep my eyes on the owlbear
1113
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:03,860
owlbear
1114
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:10,580
okay so
1115
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:14,180
you walk out the door successfully without waking the bear
1116
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,300
the owlbear
1117
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:17,540
the bar
1118
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:20,100
sometimes you eat the bar
1119
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,780
sometimes you cuddle the bar and leave
1120
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:24,500
good old cuddle bar
1121
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:25,700
cuddle bar
1122
01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:32,020
even from a distance it's easy to see that this room wasn't intended to be easily accessed
1123
01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:37,620
chunks of stone and wood lie strewn outside the door which is riddled with broken locks
1124
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,300
magic wands
1125
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:44,500
oh magic words sizzle ineffectively their power reduced to nothing at the same time warm rays of
1126
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:49,620
white beckon you inside you feel pushed towards the room which might be due to the floor
1127
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:53,300
be beginning to gently tilt toward the battered doorway
1128
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:53,780
uh
1129
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:57,300
rat row rat row rat row
1130
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,100
the enter the room
1131
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:05,540
the enter the room a simple wooden table bearing a small squarish cloth covered object sits in the middle of the room
1132
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,460
patterns of scintillate
1133
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:11,460
scintillating green stones cover the walls and floors
1134
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:16,820
what do you do
1135
01:08:16,820 --> 01:08:23,540
i don't know i'm relatively terrified i don't think this is as good as it could be
1136
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:26,660
we were just coming with a nice cuddly owl and now we're
1137
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:27,380
we should go back
1138
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:31,620
no honey you have to go forward i'll go back
1139
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:39,140
as you turn around the door locks
1140
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:46,340
summer open this door right now
1141
01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,140
with what my magic
1142
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:53,220
uh well a little maybe with your attitude
1143
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:58,260
i'm trying as hard as i can it's not opening is it
1144
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:00,980
no
1145
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:05,700
uh
1146
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:06,260
can i
1147
01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:08,580
i start
1148
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:11,460
i start exploring around looking around uh trying to
1149
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:15,700
at least pretend like i know what i'm doing but i don't and i'm terrified
1150
01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:17,140
all right all right give me a perception check
1151
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:18,980
oh god i knew you were gonna say that
1152
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:25,380
oh no
1153
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:27,380
you perceive nothing
1154
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:30,900
oh classic line classic line
1155
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:33,940
back from the past
1156
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:33,940
back from the dead past
1157
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:36,100
i mean it never stopped
1158
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,180
magic mountain baby
1159
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:40,420
um
1160
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:44,340
um i would like to shoot an arrow
1161
01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:48,340
at
1162
01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:50,420
straight ahead
1163
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:51,620
i'm mad
1164
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,260
okay
1165
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,260
but i don't
1166
01:09:58,260 --> 01:09:58,980
i want to
1167
01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:00,980
but i do not
1168
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,380
okay
1169
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,980
um
1170
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,620
i'm gonna get a pop
1171
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:13,780
you're gonna get a pop
1172
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:15,060
yes
1173
01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,380
is this is this you saying you want to take a break
1174
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,300
no we don't need to take a break i just would like to get a pop
1175
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,460
from where
1176
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,980
the kitchen
1177
01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,860
oh okay so take like a quick break
1178
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:33,460
i mean you guys could go with you guys can go on without me
1179
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:36,260
or we could take a break i guess
1180
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,540
short break
1181
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,060
yeah let's just take a quick break
1182
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,260
are you drunk
1183
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:41,460
no
1184
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:51,460
you're drunk
1185
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:52,260
no
1186
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:55,860
no
1187
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:56,660
no
1188
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:57,060
no
1189
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:57,700
no
1190
01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,500
no
1191
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,500
no
1192
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,900
no
1193
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:58,900
no
1194
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:59,460
no
1195
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,660
no
1196
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:01,860
no
1197
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:03,060
no
1198
01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:33,040
Thank you.
1199
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,020
Thank you.
1200
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:21,900
All right, let's continue without him.
1201
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,200
Ah.
1202
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,380
What do you want to do?
1203
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,860
I don't know.
1204
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:28,500
Oh, he's back. He's going to get pissed.
1205
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,280
That's fine.
1206
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,520
Hide your tits.
1207
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:36,420
I heard what you guys said.
1208
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,400
No, you didn't.
1209
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,800
Yeah, that was so cool.
1210
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,480
All right.
1211
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,260
That was so cool.
1212
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,520
Where's your pop?
1213
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,740
Turn it a pop.
1214
01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:53,340
Is that your seltzer water you always drink?
1215
01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:55,140
It's black.
1216
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,020
No.
1217
01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,120
But is that like your soda stream you make?
1218
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,020
Oh, no.
1219
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:05,120
No, it's Dr. Pepper.
1220
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,900
It's like strawberry cream.
1221
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,380
It's really weird, but good.
1222
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,940
Oh, fantastic.
1223
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,980
Yeah, I know.
1224
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:13,200
I was really excited to have another one.
1225
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,080
And then you guys gave me a bunch of shit for it.
1226
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,280
So technically, Dr. Pepper, you know, that's 24 bold flavors in that drink now?
1227
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,800
25.
1228
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,500
No, 25.
1229
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,000
Holy shit.
1230
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,840
Yeah, I know.
1231
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,880
That's 24 more than the body's supposed to take at one point in time.
1232
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,140
Uh-oh.
1233
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:29,760
Oh, no.
1234
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,060
He's going to explode.
1235
01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:33,080
He's going to explode.
1236
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,380
Flavors.
1237
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:35,960
The doctor's the one that gave it to you.
1238
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,060
Oh, that's right.
1239
01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:39,840
At least that's what he told me.
1240
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,500
Maybe some kind of flim-flam, man.
1241
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,840
Flim-flam.
1242
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,920
I love that term.
1243
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,440
I don't get to use it at all.
1244
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,300
All right.
1245
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:51,280
Can I walk down the center of this hallway?
1246
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,660
I mean, this picture is pretty accurate of what we're looking at.
1247
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:55,900
Okay.
1248
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,640
I'm going to slowly walk down the corridor.
1249
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,020
Okay.
1250
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:10,140
You walk down the middle of the room, dazzled by these green stones around you, up to the
1251
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:14,140
simple wooden table with a square-ish cloth-covered object sitting in the middle of it.
1252
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:15,140
Um...
1253
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:20,140
Is this...
1254
01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:27,180
I mean, I'm not trying to get more information than I'm supposed to have, but is it...
1255
01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:31,000
Is this, like, the game for, like, the dungeon master?
1256
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,440
Does it look like a menacing...
1257
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,400
Does, like...
1258
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,980
So, but there's a...
1259
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,140
It's a guy in the...
1260
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:40,920
Up there.
1261
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,320
Does he look like...
1262
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,040
There's no guy.
1263
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:43,820
There's no guy.
1264
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:46,180
Does he look like he's a master of a dungeon?
1265
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:47,700
Yes.
1266
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,520
Does he...
1267
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,740
Does he look like he's mastering this dungeon right now?
1268
01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:54,080
Does he have a protractor?
1269
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,560
Oh, yes.
1270
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,300
It's a delicious mystery, isn't it?
1271
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,460
Oh, I'm delicious.
1272
01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:03,480
You feel that only good things hide beneath this cloth.
1273
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:06,220
It's going to feel so nice to pull off that cloth.
1274
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:13,920
You take a moment to feel grateful for your opposable thumbs, which allow you to pull off the cloth things on tables.
1275
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,920
How lucky you are.
1276
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,720
All right.
1277
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,480
I'll bite.
1278
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,760
I'm going to pull the cloth.
1279
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,960
All right.
1280
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,800
Give me an investigation check.
1281
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:35,300
All right.
1282
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:40,720
Removing the cloth reveals a framed portrait of Rick, Beth, Summer, and Morty smiling widely.
1283
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:45,020
A jerry-shaped hole has been cut out of the portrait.
1284
01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:48,620
Uh-oh.
1285
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:53,900
This is what he had locked up so tight in here.
1286
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:56,040
Rick's weakness is his family.
1287
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,580
Absolutely impossible.
1288
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,960
He doesn't even like them.
1289
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,460
Wait.
1290
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:05,520
They look an awful lot like you two.
1291
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:06,660
They do.
1292
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:08,460
Except one of us.
1293
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:08,600
That makes this easy.
1294
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:14,860
The green stones around the characters begin to shake, ripping themselves out of the floor and walls.
1295
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,840
Uh-oh.
1296
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,840
Give me a dexterity saving throw.
1297
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,400
Oh, one of us gets bonuses on saving throws, don't they?
1298
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,580
Or was that just from the hat?
1299
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,580
I think that was just from the hat.
1300
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:30,440
All his power was in the hat.
1301
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,820
But Tiger.
1302
01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:32,640
Yeah.
1303
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:37,280
Summer has a dexterity saving throw increase by one.
1304
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,140
Oh, that's what I was remembering.
1305
01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:40,700
So it wasn't the hat.
1306
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,480
Do I have to do anything?
1307
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480
I just do normal, right?
1308
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:44,940
Yeah, you're just normal.
1309
01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:48,540
15, 17.
1310
01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:57,060
I don't know if this plus...
1311
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,540
No, it's supposed to be plus four, right?
1312
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,180
Or is it supposed to be plus...
1313
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,200
It doesn't matter.
1314
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,100
You passed.
1315
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,500
I kind of want to know, though.
1316
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:03,960
Okay.
1317
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,080
It is plus four total, yeah.
1318
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:09,060
I thought I fixed that.
1319
01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:10,260
I thought so, too.
1320
01:17:10,260 --> 01:17:11,460
It says 17.
1321
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,800
It was 16.
1322
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,660
Oh, maybe I need to change it to plus...
1323
01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:20,600
Can you change the plus?
1324
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:30,100
Oh, it says plus five now.
1325
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,260
There we go.
1326
01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:32,980
All right.
1327
01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:34,060
I think I got it.
1328
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:36,420
But it doesn't matter.
1329
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:41,400
Okay.
1330
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,620
The stones regroup themselves into the form of a snarling young green dragon.
1331
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,240
Oh, no.
1332
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,800
He's friendly, though, right?
1333
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,100
Huh?
1334
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,500
He's friendly, though, right?
1335
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,360
Can I rub his belly?
1336
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,800
You cannot.
1337
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,880
He is very...
1338
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:57,500
Oh, wait.
1339
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:57,940
I got this.
1340
01:17:57,940 --> 01:17:58,360
I got this.
1341
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:58,360
I got this.
1342
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:08,300
There's francing around this fucking thing.
1343
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:15,860
As the stones fly up from the floor, they reveal a 20-foot deep pit with a humanoid lion at the bottom.
1344
01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:17,240
Oh, my God.
1345
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,260
What does that even mean?
1346
01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:20,460
A humanoid lion.
1347
01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:22,100
Like cats?
1348
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:27,020
Like the cowardly lion?
1349
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:30,400
Oh, I'll cancel them all that.
1350
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:35,060
Roll for initiative.
1351
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:39,100
Oh, we're fighting.
1352
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,980
No, we're going to fucking die.
1353
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:41,580
Yeah.
1354
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,840
Yeah.
1355
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:50,940
If I were the king of the forest...
1356
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:58,160
Oh, we're going to fucking die.
1357
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,940
Yeah, but...
1358
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:00,980
All right.
1359
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:02,880
Both of you give me a perception check.
1360
01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,380
All right.
1361
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:18,260
Who was that?
1362
01:19:18,260 --> 01:19:24,640
Jerry sees that it is Rick Sanchez himself, dressed in wizardly garb and clearly unconscious.
1363
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,740
Where is he?
1364
01:19:26,740 --> 01:19:27,780
It also looks like a lion?
1365
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:30,340
He's in a 20-foot hole.
1366
01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:32,420
Next to the lion.
1367
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:35,060
What lion?
1368
01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:36,720
There's a humanoid lion.
1369
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,760
Lion.
1370
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,320
Like...
1371
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,200
No, not lion.
1372
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,720
Like, he's laying on the ground.
1373
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,140
What did you think we were talking about, Andy?
1374
01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:50,920
Well, we were making all those lion references.
1375
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,320
I have no fucking idea.
1376
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:57,240
Okay, that's a lot.
1377
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,940
That makes a lot more sense.
1378
01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,660
I thought we were facing a dragon and a lion.
1379
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:03,920
That's a man dressed up like a lion.
1380
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:09,240
Oh, fuck.
1381
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,160
That's good.
1382
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:12,280
All right.
1383
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,920
So, Rick's fucked.
1384
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:14,760
We're fucked.
1385
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,260
We're gonna fucking die.
1386
01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:18,540
Yeah.
1387
01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:19,340
Yeah.
1388
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,260
Hold on.
1389
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,040
I forgot to make a token for Rick.
1390
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:48,380
Well, he's not gonna roll for initiative.
1391
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:56,700
Rick, don't roll.
1392
01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,500
He don't roll that way.
1393
01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,680
He don't roll no way.
1394
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,980
He's a humanoid lion right now.
1395
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,360
Just imagining Rick dressed up as a lion, dressed up as a wizard.
1396
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,540
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
1397
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:14,300
Oh, wow.
1398
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:15,680
That's great stuff.
1399
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:20,820
Oh, holy thought.
1400
01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:26,520
Seriously, I totally thought that Rick was down in the bottom of that pit with a humanoid lion.
1401
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,660
I did too.
1402
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:29,460
I wasn't kidding.
1403
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,120
I wasn't being cute.
1404
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,180
I thought you said there was a humanoid lion.
1405
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:36,460
No, I have a...
1406
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,760
But that's not what we...
1407
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,100
That's totally different than what we heard.
1408
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:43,520
It was definitely a humanoid lion there.
1409
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,040
He wasn't lying.
1410
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:45,120
He wasn't lying.
1411
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,740
Yes, you have a terrible enunciation problem, Andy, and you need to work on that.
1412
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:53,700
Or is that an ING?
1413
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,060
I do.
1414
01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,820
Yes.
1415
01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:57,860
And it's not something I need to work on.
1416
01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:58,800
It's just...
1417
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,160
I can't...
1418
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,540
Otherwise, you'll never be hired.
1419
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,740
You're unhirable.
1420
01:22:01,740 --> 01:22:02,660
At this point in his life...
1421
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:04,640
At this point in his life, it's not a character...
1422
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,000
It's a character trait, not a flaw.
1423
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,540
Yeah, at this point in life, it's too late.
1424
01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:11,000
It's a character trait.
1425
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,340
It's too late.
1426
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:23,040
It's too late.
1427
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:53,020
Thank you.