5709 lines
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you you yeah wasn't at the end like you were in the air we don't know if you're gonna hit it
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yeah yeah that's where we left off and i we don't know if it's gonna be like scrooge mcduck where he
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dives into the into it or like peter griffin and family guy where he like lands into it because
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money doesn't work because money doesn't work like water
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well uh andy are we leveling up we should yeah yes now i can use my because i ran out of i ran out
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of pages on my level three and ran out of room on my level three page now i have level four
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yeah we'll level up after you guys defeated all those automatons i feel like we really grew
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as people you did you learned a lot uh we
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uh well i guess we did oh it tastes better on the toilet i forgot my boyfriend died but you didn't
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die i did you loved him i loved him and he loved me you burned him did i burn him if you electrified
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his body until he lit on fire bramble i've been calling him brad i thought it was brimble
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no brimble's my character on hogwarts oh wolfard brimley the guy with diabetes no he's dead
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is he though is he dead yeah still diabetes got him yeah finally caught up with him
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all right all right what are we doing all right so you leveled up after that all right so summer
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your dexterity modifier becomes a plus four all right on level up
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uh to level four level four yes and you said dex is is plus four plus four
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so you should be at 17 for dexterity well right now it just says plus three so i'm gonna change
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that to plus four yeah which would be seven should be 17 all right can i i'm just looking at your sheet
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i'm i'm going over right now i'm in it you're you're gonna fix it yeah okay uh your attack bonus and
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your damage for dexterity based attacks such as your lawn bone increased by one
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my my my attack bonus is plus eight now for your lawn bow it'll be plus eight
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i gotta go grab a pen to write that down all right bitch got him right in the pussy
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got him what's that thing that people do in like like it's like out right in the pussy
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no i don't know that there's like some kind of guy like dude that every now and then they'll like
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that's like a like a it's like it's like when they used to do like
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baba booey baba booey you're not supposed to say oh really yeah you're not supposed to say what
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uh i got him in the pussy there's something like that your modifier to dexterity saving throws
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increases by one yep which you really haven't done i don't even know what that means your
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modifier to dexterity based skills increases by one don't know what that means either
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uh while you wear light or no armor your armor classes increases by one nice so you should be at 16 yep
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i already did the decks on mine and my sheet so
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okay
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nope
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i updated your armor class and your initiative increases by one
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diggity diggity diggity what does that mean
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i don't know i don't see anything on here for it for initiative yeah
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uh
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i don't know i don't know how to do initiative just because the machine does it for us
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oh it says right here i have it on the back here yeah your initiative increases by one
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so what is it i don't know what that means
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yeah i don't see uh there's not like a
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oh oh it says initiative modifier there it is what is where
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where do you see it any it's on your uh it's all the way to the right so if you click on your
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oh i just see an initiative modifier under proficiency yeah so anytime you roll initiative you'll get plus
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four instead of plus three but why was i getting that before what is it even based on
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oh i see it there there's a spot for it on the on the on the sheet yeah
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no on uh the paper sheet too i don't know yeah i saw okay
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all right here tiger you'll also really enjoy this pen i bought
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oh it's a hot dog it might be a hot dog if you can ride you got a
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yeah cute yeah everyone loved it at the casino
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it's a big hit you made a hit huh it was it was a big hit
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does everyone want to talk about your little wiener
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yeah they started calling it a little wiener and i got really offended horny
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no i got really demotivated so i didn't find a new job so you quit
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that that was doing for me too
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all right so jerry oh his name is brimble
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oh
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all right all right you learned one more wizard cantrip of your choice oh goodness um
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what are their cantrips save fireball i don't know if they're where do i find cantrips like
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are they on that guy i gotta go online
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i don't know it says your spell book contains these first levels oh
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can't so i'm at i'm at 27 100 xp right sure i'm just looking at my shit i know let's just go with that
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well we're not really counting points are we yeah we're not really counting it like that
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yeah fair enough copying a spell into the book when you find a wizard spell you can add it to your
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spell book if it is a level for which you have spell slots oh it doesn't help
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so you've been carrying around a book this whole time yeah it's in my pocket it's in my pocket
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it's a magical book
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all right i don't know what cantrips uh yeah go ahead look up cantrips
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i mean they they probably have them in i was just looking at the book and under cantrips it just says
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tells me that it's something that you can pass without
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no and i they probably haven't foundry oh is this can does a cantrip count as a spell
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i think so it's a type of spell there's like two types cantrips are what i can do repeatedly
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yeah without without using a spell slot yeah so it's important
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i will be invisible
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one of the best spells i mean i miss fireball but god damn invisibility
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all right anson light lights is one of them mac would love that one
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hey kid i'm a computer
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stop all the downloading
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oh fireball is a spell yeah
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so i've got dancing lights
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dancing robot you create up to four torch sides lights within range making them appear as torches
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lanterns are going orbs that hover in the air for the duration you can also combine the four
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four lights into one gone vaguely humanoid form of medium size whichever form you choose each light
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sheds dim light on a 10 foot radius
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and you can move them
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guidance
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what is the one that you have ice wall of ice no ray of frost frost but he also has mage hand
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pressed his press digitation
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pressed the digitation and ray of frost yeah
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press digitation is the dumbest thing i've ever fucking seen you could probably
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uh you have guidance which is you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the target
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can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of its choice
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oh fire bolt is a cantrip i might get fire bolt
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just because i could use some fire bolt and you know
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fireball is a third level spell
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where are you getting these from it's they're in foundry i just typed in fire
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like where'd you type it in at uh if you go you know like where the chat is
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yeah yeah yeah and compendium there's a there's a spells one
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oh it's under let's see where where is that item and then just keep scrolling it's towards the bottom
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spells and then srd which is standard rules dictionary or something
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what the hell oh he's pissed
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did you find it no oh uh no it says like resistance which is an
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a
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abjuration cantrip it just says you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the
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target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one save and throw of its choice okay it can roll
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roll the dive of four after it makes a save and throw let me see what you touch
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oh here sacred flame
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sacred flame flame like radiance descends on a creature within range that you can see the target
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must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 raging damage the target gains no benefit from
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cover for the saving throw that's pretty cool
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figure you might like that i don't remember like the other ones you suggested because i don't
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they weren't that good
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and the d that the spell thing i will get it's not working for me it's like not searching
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fire enter
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no nothing's coming up or which are you sure it's it's not the one that says ddb spells right it is
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okay not that one don't don't pick that one pick keep scrolling down there's one that spells it
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it starts with s there's nothing before it oh srd yeah i don't know what the ddb i think ddb that's
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dnd beyond you like import them
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is there any any of them that gives your daughter bigger boobs
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uh astral projection yeah bark skin project me a bigger boob three just one yes no three i want a
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third one oh you just want one additional boob that's bigger than the other two oh man i wish i
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that's freakishly that's i mean they're not all they're not all cantrips they'll say cantrip
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underneath or you could have the
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the maturgy
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ball maturgy
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where does it say cantrip at so if you open it up there's like three columns right underneath the like
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the name yeah and so if it says like eighth level or some other level that's not a cantrip that's the
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same column that it'll say cantrip is the cantrip the first one
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because i'm not seeing if it's saying so far none of the ones i've picked to say cantrip it's kind of
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like it's kind of hard for me to tell which ones are cantrips and which ones aren't yeah
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but you want that the srd skills right that's where i'm at yeah
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brimble's death than you might expect
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it's always been brimble
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this all happening while you're midair
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jerry
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this is just backwards talk
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he saw how sad you are so he cast mage hand on himself to hold himself up
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is that can i do that because that is that made that
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i think it's like 15 pounds
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uh jerry give me a
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athletics check
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yeah baby
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all right you dive right into it
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yeah baby
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you slid right in
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baby
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like a glove
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yeah i already read off the description you guys right
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you were pissed about like you get what we're supposed to
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because my boyfriend died
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oh yeah
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he wasn't your boyfriend he didn't even know your name
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yeah what am i supposed to spend this on we haven't even come to a store yet
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this room looks a whole lot like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factor
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the scene with the with all the kids where the one gets sucked up into the pipe remember that
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in one of the corners of the room the chest is made of wood the toadstool is
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made of sapphires a geyser of gold and platinum coins cascades from a fountain
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in the wall
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forming a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room
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a bridge across the river is made of diamonds and trees along its banks are glitter and rubies
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gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room glittered with flowers crafted
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from a percolescent white material probably pearl all things considered
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uh wow gold
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and rubies and gems come on in summer it's great the temperature is perfect i'm not sure i want to roll
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for anything it never turns out my way but i'm gonna take this and i grab some earrings
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from a tree an earring tree of gold
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gold earrings you know what the pearl the diamond the pearl diamond gold earrings
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okay
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i'm just back stroking through the uh through all the money and uh you know really i'm really trying to
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pretend like i'm scrooge mcduck right now and not jerry as cure terrified of his mind
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that's all you want to do yeah i'm oh i'm pocketing a bunch you're okay yeah you're probably breathing
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some of it in yeah yeah but you spit it out no for later you know for pooping
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thanks gold pooping i have my fiber with my cheerios
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all right you just gonna chill out here for the rest of your life
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i mean um i don't have a really good reason to continue but i don't really have a good reason to
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stay so i'll continue pocket as much money as possible i want you out of my house
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and nobody wants to explore this giant chest in the i'm going to explore the giant chest i run up to it
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all right roll a d4
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all right
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so we roll wait there was a giant chest i said it i wasn't listening there's a massive
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treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room i didn't know what a toadstool was
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it's a mushroom oh it's a stool dude so my dad has a he go when he goes to the doctor he brings with
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him he asked the doctor sample sample and he pulls out a little glass jar with a tiny stool in it
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oh and he's been doing that for years yeah i know he had a he had like five of them on his desk when
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he had an office and then i found out he did it to my dentist once
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charming man anyway continue what if he said go on smell it
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all right you rolled a three yeah is that good so you open the lid and inside is a top hat made of
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gold worth no no no no no you can't give that to him he's gonna abuse it this head where grants it
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swear a plus five bonus to all saving throws
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top hat we're never gonna hear the end of this gold what does it have in it sapphires
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no no it's just made no he said spiders plus five to all saving throws yeah cool i'll take that
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and it's full of spiders it's cursed it's full of spiders yes no and you have to eat them spiders no one said that
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listen to this god not the old one oh you said sapphire
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no one said sapphire i thought you said spiders oh oh we're never gonna finish now what do i get all
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from what this the tree that i pulled these earrings from you get the earrings all right sweet
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can i look in the chest too yeah roll a d4
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oh
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oh two you see nothing because jerry already opened it
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no but did he find anything for me maybe he should roll
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no he already rolled
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roll a d4
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you know what all right give me roll a d20 for me
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go top i feel like this is not going to turn out well for me
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this is some kind of ruse
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oh you almost got a 20 uh no you definitely don't see anything
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but i get to keep the earrings yes and the spiders on you
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does there what spiders
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the spiders from jerry's hat there are no spiders in jerry's hat but you do have a ring
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uh no it was a fabergé spider yeah
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i thought it was a ring
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the spider spider what the fuck is that now i gotta i'm gonna google that
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you were already googling gold top hat
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we all know you were doing that yeah i found a few good pictures i haven't thrown up yet
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okay so are you staying in this room leaving what
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uh
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no i mean i feel like we have to we have to go on that's what he would have wanted oh my god they're
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real real yeah there was one on pawn stars that's what's showing
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anyway yeah it was worth like 65 000 or something oh how does it translate to gold pieces
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400
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uh it's about
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401
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125 gold pieces
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402
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bitching
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403
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yeah all right we should we should go on that's that's what he what he would have wanted
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404
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who brad
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slash brimble
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406
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that guy again honey yes you gotta move on
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407
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i'm trying to move on he would have wanted me to move on
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408
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yeah i know let's go let's just move on there's more fish lots of fish
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409
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let's go get some salmon all right
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410
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all right so you leave the room yeah we're looking for salmon now i'm looking for trout
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good one all right trouser trout oh no as you try to leave the room
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three four foot tall orange people
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burst through the door do all the characters now just look like that blonde lady with the scarf
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all the comments
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they burst through the door and slam the door behind them and then they attack
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are we are we still with the why can't we just like not fight for a little while
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i just got ahead i just got a hat on my head i just got ahead
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they listen roll for initiative
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i'm not gonna happy about it no i'm not happy either i don't even know how to do it
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420
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14 all right
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commoners summer is first i'm gonna light them on fire
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422
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is before we start am i uh just so i know uh is all my spells recapped off from last time or am
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i still okay i'm just gonna redo all the spells i had for that you had a revigorating swim
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that's exactly it a revigorating swim
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i don't think that's a word isn't it reinvigorating
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magic
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all right uh
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428
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i am going to longbow them
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you can't you can't umbow all of them i can try
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430
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00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,780
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if
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431
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00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,460
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i
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432
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00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,180
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maybe if you're standing in a line
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433
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00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,460
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okay go ahead try
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434
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00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,420
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i get no i'm not gonna try i'll just shoot the
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435
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00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,460
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bitchiest one
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436
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00:33:55,460 --> 00:34:03,540
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all right all right i'll assume that is this one right here
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437
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00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:07,380
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here they all look the same to me they are exactly the same
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438
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00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:16,260
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roll a d20 please plus seven plus eight sorry oh that's just damage
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439
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00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,540
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yeah 24 all right what is your
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440
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00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:33,540
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so roll a d10 plus three blows her tits off jesus christ
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441
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00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:47,620
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so doing nine damage and that one is dead yeah wow we're so powerful
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442
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00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,380
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this other commenter seeing that goes up and attacks
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443
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00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,140
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summer i'm summer
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444
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00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,020
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you are correct
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445
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00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,940
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have a cookie
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446
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00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:12,500
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i'm assuming that is not going to hit no we're too powerful
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447
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00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:17,460
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okay jerry it's your turn
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448
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00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,380
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uh i'm oh lightning fingers these guys
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449
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00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,420
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oh lightning
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450
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00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,980
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yes
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451
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00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,740
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can trip city
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452
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00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,020
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shocking grass leave it
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453
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00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:34,180
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shocking gramp
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454
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00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,180
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shocking gramp
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455
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00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:41,060
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all right all right roll one d8
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456
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00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:46,580
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okay
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457
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00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:47,860
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i don't know id8
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458
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00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:50,260
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not an id8
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459
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00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,820
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seven
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460
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00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:55,620
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doing seven damn it wait which one did you attack
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461
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00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,700
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the one that's nearest uh summer
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462
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00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,460
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okay oh thanks dad
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463
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00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,140
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and that one is dead
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464
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00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:01,940
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yeah
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465
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00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:02,900
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oh my god
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466
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00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:03,460
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so this one's
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467
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00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:07,220
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that's make sure make sure you guys recognize i did it with my hands like
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468
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00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,740
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yeah
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469
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00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:16,260
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it's it's called shocking grass dude count dooku when he does it and like is he like if you watch
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470
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00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,180
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it he makes his hands like super straight like
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471
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00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:24,820
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yeah yeah he is a small spread out all right so the other one comes up and attacks
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472
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00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,540
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zap
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473
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00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:26,100
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jerry
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474
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00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:26,820
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no
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475
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00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:29,940
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oh
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476
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00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,740
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uh i'm gonna long bow him too
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477
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00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,620
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it's not your turn
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478
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00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:40,180
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okay that is not gonna hit either now it's my turn
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479
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00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,860
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now it is your turn
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480
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00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,820
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uh
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481
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00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,820
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i assume you're going to long bow
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482
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00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:47,700
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yeah
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483
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00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,940
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okay i have unlimited arrow
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484
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00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:51,060
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hey critical
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485
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00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:51,700
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yeah
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486
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00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:56,420
|
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he got a critical all right so roll
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487
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00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:59,620
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two d10s plus three
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488
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00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:04,820
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dope
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489
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00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:09,220
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again yeah it's my first day
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490
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00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,620
|
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all right
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491
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00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:15,300
|
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one is dead as well
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492
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00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,540
|
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you guys defeated that
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493
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00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,620
|
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it sucks that uh
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494
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00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620
|
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to be a commoner i guess
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495
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00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,220
|
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yeah
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496
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00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,740
|
|
commoner more like gone on her
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497
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00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,700
|
|
all right as they fall
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498
|
|
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:32,980
|
|
they all drop 1 000 gold pieces out of their pockets that they got from killing other adventurers
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499
|
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00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,020
|
|
wow
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500
|
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00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,100
|
|
so this guy's must have really sucked
|
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501
|
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00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,700
|
|
3 000 gold pieces
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502
|
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00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,620
|
|
whoa not all to you though
|
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503
|
|
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:43,940
|
|
i have enough i have what you don't want money
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504
|
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00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:47,060
|
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i don't want money yeah but i don't want you to have it
|
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505
|
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00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:51,300
|
|
what does that mean you become so greedy i'm not
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506
|
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00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:51,780
|
|
greedy
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507
|
|
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,540
|
|
you're greedy
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508
|
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00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,380
|
|
i'm gonna take care of this money
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509
|
|
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,980
|
|
you're irresponsible
|
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|
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510
|
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00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,980
|
|
and
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511
|
|
00:37:58,980 --> 00:37:59,860
|
|
and boy hungry
|
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512
|
|
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,860
|
|
and boy hungry
|
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513
|
|
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,380
|
|
so hungry
|
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514
|
|
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:12,260
|
|
so
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515
|
|
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,620
|
|
okay so now you guys are walking through the door
|
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516
|
|
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:18,660
|
|
yeah why not
|
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517
|
|
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:18,660
|
|
yeah why not
|
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|
|
518
|
|
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,020
|
|
yeah okay
|
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|
|
519
|
|
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:23,540
|
|
how much money did i take out of there
|
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520
|
|
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,660
|
|
like
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521
|
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00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,300
|
|
3 000 right
|
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|
522
|
|
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,820
|
|
well well 3 000 from the losers and
|
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523
|
|
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:30,340
|
|
don't give me a number
|
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|
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524
|
|
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,940
|
|
five
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525
|
|
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,540
|
|
five gold
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526
|
|
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,260
|
|
five gold that's what you got
|
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527
|
|
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,780
|
|
in my pockets
|
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|
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528
|
|
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,460
|
|
that you took yeah
|
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529
|
|
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,340
|
|
oh
|
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|
|
530
|
|
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,940
|
|
five big pieces
|
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|
531
|
|
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,460
|
|
i mean the gold coins are gold coins
|
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|
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532
|
|
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:48,420
|
|
one gold piece is worth one gold piece
|
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|
|
533
|
|
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,260
|
|
we've literally we've literally never bought anything
|
|
|
|
534
|
|
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:52,980
|
|
we've
|
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|
|
535
|
|
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:57,940
|
|
we have i have no idea what this is worth
|
|
|
|
536
|
|
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,780
|
|
17 dollars
|
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|
|
537
|
|
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,420
|
|
and change
|
|
|
|
538
|
|
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,660
|
|
so you get 17 gold pieces
|
|
|
|
539
|
|
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,300
|
|
oh
|
|
|
|
540
|
|
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,180
|
|
so you have
|
|
|
|
541
|
|
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,340
|
|
3 000 and 17 gold pieces
|
|
|
|
542
|
|
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,380
|
|
i'll take it
|
|
|
|
543
|
|
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,180
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
544
|
|
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,020
|
|
you're over
|
|
|
|
545
|
|
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,900
|
|
i'm not gonna argue
|
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|
546
|
|
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,620
|
|
i had five the last time i talked
|
|
|
|
547
|
|
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:24,820
|
|
all right so as you walk through the door you hear a sinister laugh
|
|
|
|
548
|
|
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:30,740
|
|
and both give me a perception check
|
|
|
|
549
|
|
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:34,660
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
550
|
|
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,020
|
|
percepts
|
|
|
|
551
|
|
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,300
|
|
percepts
|
|
|
|
552
|
|
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,260
|
|
percepts
|
|
|
|
553
|
|
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:48,020
|
|
both of you feel like
|
|
|
|
554
|
|
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,260
|
|
everything
|
|
|
|
555
|
|
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,100
|
|
every piece of treasure you took
|
|
|
|
556
|
|
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,900
|
|
from this entire dungeon is gone
|
|
|
|
557
|
|
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,900
|
|
wow
|
|
|
|
558
|
|
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,180
|
|
huh
|
|
|
|
559
|
|
00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,700
|
|
every
|
|
|
|
560
|
|
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,100
|
|
wow
|
|
|
|
561
|
|
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,740
|
|
single
|
|
|
|
562
|
|
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,780
|
|
piece
|
|
|
|
563
|
|
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,300
|
|
even my bottle
|
|
|
|
564
|
|
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,260
|
|
this whole place sucks
|
|
|
|
565
|
|
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,620
|
|
even your earrings
|
|
|
|
566
|
|
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,780
|
|
and your fabergé spider
|
|
|
|
567
|
|
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,900
|
|
they disappeared
|
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|
|
568
|
|
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,180
|
|
gone
|
|
|
|
569
|
|
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:12,180
|
|
what about my top hat
|
|
|
|
570
|
|
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:14,500
|
|
gone
|
|
|
|
571
|
|
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,940
|
|
the top hat
|
|
|
|
572
|
|
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,660
|
|
gone
|
|
|
|
573
|
|
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,900
|
|
every piece of treasure
|
|
|
|
574
|
|
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,180
|
|
and boo
|
|
|
|
575
|
|
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,380
|
|
or jerry you look down and you notice
|
|
|
|
576
|
|
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:27,780
|
|
this weird tattoo on your arm
|
|
|
|
577
|
|
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,940
|
|
kind of makes you look like a douche from the 90s
|
|
|
|
578
|
|
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,340
|
|
it's a tribal tattoo on your bicep
|
|
|
|
579
|
|
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,460
|
|
oh
|
|
|
|
580
|
|
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,220
|
|
wow
|
|
|
|
581
|
|
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,260
|
|
tribal
|
|
|
|
582
|
|
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,140
|
|
it really fills out your
|
|
|
|
583
|
|
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,100
|
|
is it like what your
|
|
|
|
584
|
|
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:42,980
|
|
is it like what your dad
|
|
|
|
585
|
|
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:45,060
|
|
does your dad have a tribal tattoo
|
|
|
|
586
|
|
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:46,340
|
|
i'm not like making fun
|
|
|
|
587
|
|
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:46,820
|
|
doesn't he
|
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|
|
588
|
|
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:47,140
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no
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589
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00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:49,140
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what does he got
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590
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00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:49,940
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that new
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591
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00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,500
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he's got a
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592
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00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,540
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he's got a cobra
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593
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00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:55,220
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he's got a cobra on one arm
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594
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00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,820
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roses on the other
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595
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00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,500
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and some god
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596
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00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:58,820
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and some god awful
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597
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00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,700
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off the wall
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598
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00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,140
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peace sign tattoo
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599
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00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,380
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that's vicious
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600
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00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,340
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it's it's
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601
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00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:06,980
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i mean it's
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602
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00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,900
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well done but it's a stupid tattoo
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603
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00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,500
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oh my god
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604
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00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,060
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what you don't agree
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605
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00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,700
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i would never say it so forcefully
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606
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00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,060
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oh he doesn't listen to this does he
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607
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00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,580
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he he might now
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608
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00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,100
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oh boy
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609
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00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,020
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well if he does listen to it
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610
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00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,060
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it's a fine tattoo
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611
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00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:32,740
|
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so what are you stupid you can't take
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612
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00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,500
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you can't just take this stuff
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613
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00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,140
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you're like that shitty grandpa who made his family do all the work
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614
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00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,700
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is this metaphor effective at all
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615
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00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,980
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i just wanted to give you stuff and take it away to make you rich
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616
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00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,140
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guy gags ricks
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617
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00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:49,460
|
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well that's not very nice
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618
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00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,380
|
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gary guy gags
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619
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00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:51,860
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so then you go
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620
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00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:54,420
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guy gags ricks
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621
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00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,700
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rick
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622
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00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,780
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keep saying ricks i don't know why
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623
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00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,900
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all right now what is this
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624
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00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,540
|
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oh we're outside
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625
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00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:10,660
|
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where do you dweebs think you're going there's no room there i should know don't you think
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626
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00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:16,180
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i invented this dungeon don't no hey hey quit walking over there
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627
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00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:22,260
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we're walking over okay what okay what the fuck i didn't put this room here
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628
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00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:28,020
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so which one of you clouds did now listen you think it's funny to mess with the bricky gold
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629
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00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:35,860
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grandpa rick but i have way more good years left than any of you do so hey hey who the hell are
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630
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00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:40,340
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you what is this you can't just get your hands off me where are you taking me
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631
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00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:43,940
|
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are we do we apprehend him
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632
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00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:49,620
|
|
uh sorry about sorry about how mean this dungeon has been so far
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633
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00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:55,380
|
|
this is a nice room shafts of golden light filter in from some unknown source hundred of
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634
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00:42:55,380 --> 00:43:00,260
|
|
butterflies flip gently across the room sometimes laying on beautiful flowers growing out of the walls
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635
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00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:04,900
|
|
and floor somewhere in the ceiling speakers place soothing new agey music
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636
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00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:09,540
|
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oh
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637
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00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:15,620
|
|
as soon as you enter a butterfly lands on jerry
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638
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00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:21,220
|
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was that a scared ooh
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639
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00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:25,220
|
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no i was just you know charmed
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640
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00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,260
|
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baby baby
|
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641
|
|
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:34,660
|
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as as as soon as it lands on you you feel a little bit restored you gained a health point
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642
|
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00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,540
|
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sweet i didn't even know i lost a health point
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643
|
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00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:40,180
|
|
and so you were down one from the last fight
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644
|
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00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:41,940
|
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just one
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645
|
|
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:51,460
|
|
yeah so now you're fully healed fully healed by butterfly yeah i have some weird notes on this my last
|
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646
|
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00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:54,900
|
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my last my last date says covered in pots and pans armor
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647
|
|
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,700
|
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that was you're doing that really was you're doing yeah
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648
|
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00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,260
|
|
mine says sharp pizza
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649
|
|
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:07,460
|
|
it was also you're doing
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650
|
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00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:12,020
|
|
oh yeah i guess it was all right what are you guys doing
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651
|
|
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:18,180
|
|
uh i say nice butterfly dude
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652
|
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00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:25,780
|
|
thank you it healed me i feel great like a butterfly
|
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653
|
|
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,940
|
|
cool
|
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654
|
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00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:33,780
|
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i don't i was a little bit unclear all that talking
|
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655
|
|
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:40,660
|
|
where was that coming from it's kind of like a fourth wall breaking kind of thing
|
|
|
|
656
|
|
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:47,460
|
|
but is it like over like a pa system type thing no it's just there oh he keeps popping in and out
|
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657
|
|
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:52,660
|
|
i feel like it's i feel like it's supposed to be rick is the game master so he's playing the game
|
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658
|
|
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:57,460
|
|
master and then we're supposed to be both jerry and kira and summer and you know
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659
|
|
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,500
|
|
yeah
|
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660
|
|
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,700
|
|
yeah
|
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661
|
|
00:44:59,700 --> 00:44:59,700
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
662
|
|
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:04,340
|
|
so it's kind of like a fourth wall kind of thing i see well it's
|
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663
|
|
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:06,900
|
|
it's meta it's meta so it's smart
|
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664
|
|
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,660
|
|
it's smart
|
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|
665
|
|
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,100
|
|
don't attack me
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666
|
|
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:15,380
|
|
don't attack me all right what do you guys do
|
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|
667
|
|
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:27,220
|
|
i'm gonna just uh i don't know do this room do it really good i start walking forward and looking for more more more beautiful butterflies
|
|
|
|
668
|
|
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:35,220
|
|
there's a bunch of butterflies flitting all around you all right can i grab another one can i put my finger up and i try to catch one
|
|
|
|
669
|
|
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:39,460
|
|
give me an animal control check
|
|
|
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670
|
|
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:39,460
|
|
give me an animal control check
|
|
|
|
671
|
|
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,740
|
|
or an animal handling
|
|
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|
672
|
|
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,460
|
|
we've never had to use that one before guys
|
|
|
|
673
|
|
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,540
|
|
not in this game i thought we did but i can't remember for what
|
|
|
|
674
|
|
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:50,340
|
|
and i did it you did
|
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|
675
|
|
00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:53,780
|
|
butterflies butterfly boy
|
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|
676
|
|
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:55,300
|
|
you butter boy
|
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|
677
|
|
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,900
|
|
oh three
|
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|
678
|
|
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:57,780
|
|
butter boy
|
|
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|
679
|
|
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,260
|
|
three monarch butterflies land on your finger
|
|
|
|
680
|
|
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:04,980
|
|
and bite you heal for three points but you're already fully healed so
|
|
|
|
681
|
|
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:07,540
|
|
so it's just you know for fun
|
|
|
|
682
|
|
00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,980
|
|
it is just for fun
|
|
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|
683
|
|
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:15,700
|
|
do you guys ever go butterfly catching apparently that was a popular hobby back in the day with nets and everything
|
|
|
|
684
|
|
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:20,740
|
|
back in back in the day like the 1890s
|
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|
|
685
|
|
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:21,620
|
|
yeah
|
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686
|
|
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:25,540
|
|
back when they still had butterflies
|
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|
687
|
|
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,980
|
|
right
|
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|
688
|
|
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,660
|
|
and bees
|
|
|
|
689
|
|
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:33,780
|
|
yeah yeah the monarch butterflies population has decreased by like 95 percent
|
|
|
|
690
|
|
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:36,180
|
|
i'm terribly allergic to bees
|
|
|
|
691
|
|
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:41,540
|
|
you're what i'm terribly allergic to bees
|
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|
|
692
|
|
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,060
|
|
that is not
|
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|
|
693
|
|
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,500
|
|
i'm sensitive at all
|
|
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|
694
|
|
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,700
|
|
oh sensitive i mean
|
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|
|
695
|
|
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,180
|
|
i'm especially sensitive to bees
|
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|
|
696
|
|
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:56,580
|
|
i i'm gonna kind of walk around this uh little atrium of trees and look around
|
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|
|
697
|
|
00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,660
|
|
sorry give me a perception check
|
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|
|
698
|
|
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:05,780
|
|
and i'd like to touch some of the flowers with my fingers
|
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|
|
699
|
|
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:06,900
|
|
okay
|
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|
700
|
|
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:14,260
|
|
you
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|
701
|
|
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,300
|
|
you somehow don't even see the flowers
|
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|
|
702
|
|
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,300
|
|
this is stupid
|
|
|
|
703
|
|
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,100
|
|
i i hate
|
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|
|
704
|
|
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,180
|
|
i really i really hate perception checks
|
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|
|
705
|
|
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:26,420
|
|
it's stupid it adds nothing
|
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|
|
706
|
|
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:29,060
|
|
it could have
|
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|
|
707
|
|
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:31,300
|
|
it does nothing but but take
|
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|
|
708
|
|
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:35,060
|
|
well
|
|
|
|
709
|
|
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:39,540
|
|
i want to do
|
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|
|
710
|
|
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:41,220
|
|
i want to do can i do a perception check
|
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|
|
711
|
|
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,660
|
|
for what
|
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|
|
712
|
|
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,940
|
|
just looking around
|
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|
713
|
|
00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,140
|
|
yeah
|
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|
|
714
|
|
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:52,260
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
715
|
|
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:52,820
|
|
21
|
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|
|
716
|
|
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:53,940
|
|
again
|
|
|
|
717
|
|
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,460
|
|
a net
|
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|
|
718
|
|
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,420
|
|
a net 20
|
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|
719
|
|
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,260
|
|
blackjack
|
|
|
|
720
|
|
00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:58,580
|
|
roll two
|
|
|
|
721
|
|
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:01,620
|
|
that is blackjack yeah go to the casino now
|
|
|
|
722
|
|
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,260
|
|
spanish
|
|
|
|
723
|
|
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:07,220
|
|
you see you see you see these this certain section of flowers is really beckoning
|
|
|
|
724
|
|
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,820
|
|
beckoning you towards it
|
|
|
|
725
|
|
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,660
|
|
almost like it wants you to take one with you
|
|
|
|
726
|
|
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:14,260
|
|
take a whiff
|
|
|
|
727
|
|
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:19,700
|
|
yeah pick one pick one flower like it wants you to pick one flower and take it with you
|
|
|
|
728
|
|
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,740
|
|
oh take it with me okay i thought you said take a whiff you know like
|
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|
|
729
|
|
00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:23,700
|
|
with you sorry
|
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|
730
|
|
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:23,780
|
|
oh
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|
|
731
|
|
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:30,020
|
|
all right yeah cool i uh i i grabbed the prettiest one and put it in my lapel
|
|
|
|
732
|
|
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:30,980
|
|
all right
|
|
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|
733
|
|
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:30,980
|
|
all right
|
|
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|
734
|
|
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,020
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
735
|
|
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:32,580
|
|
with that
|
|
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|
736
|
|
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,380
|
|
you become paralyzed
|
|
|
|
737
|
|
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:40,580
|
|
you have advantage on charisma checks and charisma saving throws for the next 24 hours
|
|
|
|
738
|
|
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:41,220
|
|
wow
|
|
|
|
739
|
|
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,940
|
|
all right advantage
|
|
|
|
740
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00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:45,700
|
|
he's really getting shit
|
|
|
|
741
|
|
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,420
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
742
|
|
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,780
|
|
i
|
|
|
|
743
|
|
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:54,580
|
|
am jealous and i'm starting to look for something of my own to stick in my lapel
|
|
|
|
744
|
|
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:56,100
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
745
|
|
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,420
|
|
there are
|
|
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|
746
|
|
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:03,140
|
|
butterflies and flowers are there
|
|
|
|
747
|
|
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:07,220
|
|
other types of
|
|
|
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748
|
|
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,700
|
|
trees
|
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|
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749
|
|
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:13,380
|
|
there are some trees give me a nature
|
|
|
|
750
|
|
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:19,300
|
|
give them a nature which is again another thing i don't think we've ever used
|
|
|
|
751
|
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00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,620
|
|
get a tent yeah you you
|
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|
|
752
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00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,780
|
|
can i climb the tree
|
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753
|
|
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:30,580
|
|
no they're not that big it's like a nursery
|
|
|
|
754
|
|
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:31,220
|
|
can i hug it
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|
755
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00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:34,260
|
|
you can go up and touch it
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|
756
|
|
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:36,500
|
|
i'd like to
|
|
|
|
757
|
|
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,140
|
|
really wrap my hands around it
|
|
|
|
758
|
|
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:42,340
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
759
|
|
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:44,580
|
|
and shake it
|
|
|
|
760
|
|
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:47,540
|
|
did you say and
|
|
|
|
761
|
|
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:48,500
|
|
shit no
|
|
|
|
762
|
|
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,740
|
|
and shake it
|
|
|
|
763
|
|
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,900
|
|
oh shake it okay
|
|
|
|
764
|
|
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,460
|
|
all right you shake it and
|
|
|
|
765
|
|
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,460
|
|
an avocado falls off
|
|
|
|
766
|
|
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,180
|
|
nice
|
|
|
|
767
|
|
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,140
|
|
i eat it
|
|
|
|
768
|
|
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:00,180
|
|
it's
|
|
|
|
769
|
|
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,540
|
|
very unripe
|
|
|
|
770
|
|
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,140
|
|
i keep eating it
|
|
|
|
771
|
|
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140
|
|
you can't
|
|
|
|
772
|
|
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:05,940
|
|
or like what
|
|
|
|
773
|
|
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:06,740
|
|
what i mean like
|
|
|
|
774
|
|
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,820
|
|
am i just gonna carry it around until it ripens
|
|
|
|
775
|
|
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,940
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
776
|
|
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,260
|
|
whatever you millennials are into
|
|
|
|
777
|
|
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,380
|
|
no i throw it away
|
|
|
|
778
|
|
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,540
|
|
i don't want this avocado anymore
|
|
|
|
779
|
|
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,780
|
|
this place sucks
|
|
|
|
780
|
|
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,820
|
|
how come how come jerry gets all the cool stuff
|
|
|
|
781
|
|
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:22,740
|
|
can i pocket the avocado
|
|
|
|
782
|
|
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,980
|
|
sure
|
|
|
|
783
|
|
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,140
|
|
no your pockets are full of five gold
|
|
|
|
784
|
|
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,900
|
|
no he got stolen
|
|
|
|
785
|
|
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:32,820
|
|
yeah i lost my hat so this avocado we might need this later
|
|
|
|
786
|
|
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,180
|
|
yeah why don't you turn that into a hat
|
|
|
|
787
|
|
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,580
|
|
avocado hat
|
|
|
|
788
|
|
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:36,980
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
789
|
|
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,700
|
|
because i can't
|
|
|
|
790
|
|
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,580
|
|
oh
|
|
|
|
791
|
|
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,940
|
|
excellently done
|
|
|
|
792
|
|
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,700
|
|
what
|
|
|
|
793
|
|
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,980
|
|
excellently done
|
|
|
|
794
|
|
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:55,540
|
|
all right well
|
|
|
|
795
|
|
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:55,540
|
|
all right well
|
|
|
|
796
|
|
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:59,300
|
|
i pocketed the avocado and i'm kind of making my way
|
|
|
|
797
|
|
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,740
|
|
just uh embracing the air
|
|
|
|
798
|
|
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:02,020
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
799
|
|
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:02,340
|
|
um
|
|
|
|
800
|
|
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:04,660
|
|
i'm making my way to the center of the atrium
|
|
|
|
801
|
|
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:09,300
|
|
my charisma is really high right now
|
|
|
|
802
|
|
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,820
|
|
it is really high
|
|
|
|
803
|
|
00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:13,220
|
|
i'm so charismatic right now
|
|
|
|
804
|
|
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,620
|
|
no charismatic
|
|
|
|
805
|
|
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,140
|
|
anything else
|
|
|
|
806
|
|
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,100
|
|
is there is there like a body of water
|
|
|
|
807
|
|
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,860
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
808
|
|
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:23,780
|
|
like a little pond maybe
|
|
|
|
809
|
|
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:24,740
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
810
|
|
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,380
|
|
a puddle
|
|
|
|
811
|
|
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,300
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
812
|
|
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:27,780
|
|
a bubbler
|
|
|
|
813
|
|
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:28,900
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
814
|
|
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,180
|
|
fountain
|
|
|
|
815
|
|
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:31,620
|
|
no water
|
|
|
|
816
|
|
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:34,740
|
|
no water at all then how do the plants live
|
|
|
|
817
|
|
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:35,700
|
|
don't worry about it
|
|
|
|
818
|
|
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,180
|
|
what's the dirt like
|
|
|
|
819
|
|
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,420
|
|
moist
|
|
|
|
820
|
|
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,540
|
|
i'd like to stick my fingers into it
|
|
|
|
821
|
|
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:46,500
|
|
and give me a nature check
|
|
|
|
822
|
|
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:56,420
|
|
yep it's dirt
|
|
|
|
823
|
|
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,820
|
|
does it feel good on my skin
|
|
|
|
824
|
|
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,500
|
|
yes
|
|
|
|
825
|
|
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,140
|
|
is there any succulents
|
|
|
|
826
|
|
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:06,500
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
827
|
|
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:11,220
|
|
is there are there any aloe trees
|
|
|
|
828
|
|
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:13,540
|
|
no you already
|
|
|
|
829
|
|
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,260
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
830
|
|
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:18,020
|
|
you already
|
|
|
|
831
|
|
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:19,060
|
|
looked at all the trees
|
|
|
|
832
|
|
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:23,140
|
|
and there's no there's no windows
|
|
|
|
833
|
|
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,500
|
|
aren't there skylights or something
|
|
|
|
834
|
|
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:26,980
|
|
i mean yeah
|
|
|
|
835
|
|
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,540
|
|
there there's artificial sunlight coming in
|
|
|
|
836
|
|
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:30,500
|
|
oh
|
|
|
|
837
|
|
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:30,980
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
838
|
|
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:31,940
|
|
so no skylights
|
|
|
|
839
|
|
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,660
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
840
|
|
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,460
|
|
i guess uh
|
|
|
|
841
|
|
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,940
|
|
i've already seen everything there is to see here
|
|
|
|
842
|
|
00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,900
|
|
do you want your avocado back
|
|
|
|
843
|
|
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:44,020
|
|
no i don't want that
|
|
|
|
844
|
|
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:44,740
|
|
never
|
|
|
|
845
|
|
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,420
|
|
you keep it you turn into a hat
|
|
|
|
846
|
|
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:50,260
|
|
it's your new top
|
|
|
|
847
|
|
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:50,980
|
|
turn into a hat
|
|
|
|
848
|
|
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,580
|
|
very top hat
|
|
|
|
849
|
|
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:57,780
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
850
|
|
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,860
|
|
yeah i'm done with this room
|
|
|
|
851
|
|
00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:00,580
|
|
i'm over
|
|
|
|
852
|
|
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,300
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
853
|
|
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,020
|
|
so you're leaving
|
|
|
|
854
|
|
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,060
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
855
|
|
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:06,420
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
856
|
|
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,220
|
|
as soon as
|
|
|
|
857
|
|
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,820
|
|
summer walks out the door
|
|
|
|
858
|
|
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:12,820
|
|
all the rest of the butterflies turn into gold and fall to the ground
|
|
|
|
859
|
|
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,180
|
|
gold pieces
|
|
|
|
860
|
|
00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:19,540
|
|
my butterflies with gold pieces
|
|
|
|
861
|
|
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:23,940
|
|
are they real gold or are they actually just gold foil with chocolate inside
|
|
|
|
862
|
|
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:25,060
|
|
no it's gold
|
|
|
|
863
|
|
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,060
|
|
no it's gold
|
|
|
|
864
|
|
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:26,900
|
|
i pocket a bunch of them
|
|
|
|
865
|
|
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:32,180
|
|
okay so i'm just gonna say you pocket all of them because you're a cheap bastard
|
|
|
|
866
|
|
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,460
|
|
you got to pay rent this month
|
|
|
|
867
|
|
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,900
|
|
so you get 282 gold pieces
|
|
|
|
868
|
|
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,060
|
|
butterflies
|
|
|
|
869
|
|
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:42,020
|
|
this is the year of jerry
|
|
|
|
870
|
|
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:44,980
|
|
280
|
|
|
|
871
|
|
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:50,660
|
|
280 because a couple of butterflies landed on you
|
|
|
|
872
|
|
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,580
|
|
they use up their magic
|
|
|
|
873
|
|
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:57,780
|
|
well i came out of this all right you know i went in and came out with the three three three
|
|
|
|
874
|
|
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,020
|
|
three thousand and seventeen and then all those went now and back to you know
|
|
|
|
875
|
|
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,220
|
|
it's a small investment you know a little nest egg
|
|
|
|
876
|
|
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:08,100
|
|
it's not really an investment
|
|
|
|
877
|
|
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,460
|
|
what
|
|
|
|
878
|
|
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:10,180
|
|
huh
|
|
|
|
879
|
|
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:10,660
|
|
you know
|
|
|
|
880
|
|
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:10,900
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
881
|
|
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:14,900
|
|
sometimes you got to invest in yourself summer
|
|
|
|
882
|
|
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,180
|
|
take that as a lesson
|
|
|
|
883
|
|
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:18,180
|
|
i did invest in myself
|
|
|
|
884
|
|
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:20,980
|
|
you invested yourself in a boy
|
|
|
|
885
|
|
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:24,180
|
|
yes and that's where i got all my self-worth
|
|
|
|
886
|
|
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,420
|
|
your boy hungry honey
|
|
|
|
887
|
|
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,180
|
|
you've got to stop the feast
|
|
|
|
888
|
|
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,540
|
|
i'm so hungry
|
|
|
|
889
|
|
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,460
|
|
i'm so hungry
|
|
|
|
890
|
|
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,660
|
|
stop the feast
|
|
|
|
891
|
|
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,860
|
|
never
|
|
|
|
892
|
|
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:37,380
|
|
you're not the boss of me down here
|
|
|
|
893
|
|
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:44,260
|
|
as you draw near to this room you hear the sounds of rattling bones
|
|
|
|
894
|
|
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:47,460
|
|
not in a spooky way in a fun way
|
|
|
|
895
|
|
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,820
|
|
like a xylophone
|
|
|
|
896
|
|
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:53,940
|
|
once you enter the room a group of skeletons appears to be examined something set up
|
|
|
|
897
|
|
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:57,460
|
|
on a stand between them but you can't quite see what it is
|
|
|
|
898
|
|
00:54:57,460 --> 00:55:04,260
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bone crafted sculptures adorn the room or wait is that one sculpture actually a drum set
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899
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00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:12,260
|
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so once they spotted you one of the skeletons gestures wildly beckoning you to come over
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900
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00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:15,380
|
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the other skeletons look over and also start gesturing
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901
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00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,100
|
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it's just fun skeletons
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902
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00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,060
|
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they can't be that bad they gotta be good
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903
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00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:24,500
|
|
uh
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904
|
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00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,420
|
|
all right hello skeletons
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905
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00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:34,500
|
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hey they can't really talk because they don't have a voice box
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906
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00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,740
|
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oh man they're so the realistic skeletons that's the worst time
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907
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00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:42,180
|
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so once you come over once you move closer
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908
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00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:46,260
|
|
it's clear the skeletons are crowning around a xylophone made of bones
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909
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00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,460
|
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i knew it
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910
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00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,580
|
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i knew it
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911
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00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:52,980
|
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skeletons can't play it though because each of them already has an instrument
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912
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00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:57,060
|
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all right i played the xylophone do i have xylophone skills
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913
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00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:06,820
|
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as soon as you pick up the xylophone mallets the skeletons run to other nearby bone instruments
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914
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00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:11,140
|
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two guitars a drum set an upright bass and a sax of bone
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915
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00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,900
|
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all right
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916
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00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,700
|
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x the bone
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917
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|
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,740
|
|
uh
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918
|
|
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:21,540
|
|
so the then the skeletons start playing and encourage you to start playing i start playing smoke on the water
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919
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00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:26,100
|
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all right roll me uh give me a performance check
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920
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00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:33,380
|
|
who what what instrument do you pick up
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921
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00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:35,700
|
|
what are the instruments again
|
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922
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00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:40,020
|
|
there's really no you just get to pick an instrument
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923
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00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:44,580
|
|
all right i uh i pick a bongo
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924
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00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:52,820
|
|
okay a bone bongo a bongo a bongo yeah all right so both of you give me a performance
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925
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00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:54,180
|
|
check with advantage
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926
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00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,900
|
|
double advantage no
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927
|
|
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:57,780
|
|
no
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928
|
|
00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:04,500
|
|
all right
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929
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|
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:07,620
|
|
i successfully play the easiest
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930
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00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:10,900
|
|
summer they're all like they're all jamming along with you
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931
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|
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:18,100
|
|
uh jerry which is true to form they they come over take away your bongo
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932
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|
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:21,780
|
|
oh and they give hand you a tambourine
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933
|
|
00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:24,420
|
|
the boobie the boobie instrument
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934
|
|
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:30,740
|
|
they give you uh maracas
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935
|
|
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:35,540
|
|
maracas all right yeah something you really can't fuck up
|
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936
|
|
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:40,420
|
|
yeah but he's he's gonna rock it
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937
|
|
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,780
|
|
i am impressed i have all these things that read a little bit of a
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938
|
|
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:43,860
|
|
uh
|
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939
|
|
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:53,620
|
|
so after this after the song uh smoke on the water is done playing the skeletons
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940
|
|
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,260
|
|
so
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941
|
|
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,460
|
|
and just joyous
|
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942
|
|
00:57:57,460 --> 00:58:03,060
|
|
uh and since summer did so good
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943
|
|
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,940
|
|
yeah
|
|
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|
944
|
|
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:05,140
|
|
yeah
|
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|
945
|
|
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:06,820
|
|
really quickly yeah
|
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946
|
|
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,500
|
|
roll a decent roll a decent
|
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|
947
|
|
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,380
|
|
oh just
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948
|
|
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:19,620
|
|
five
|
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|
949
|
|
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:25,460
|
|
they give you an upright base that's well it's made out of bone
|
|
|
|
950
|
|
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:26,740
|
|
oh
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|
951
|
|
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,340
|
|
does it have strings
|
|
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|
952
|
|
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,540
|
|
the base is made out of bones
|
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953
|
|
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,620
|
|
yes
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954
|
|
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:32,900
|
|
strings are made of ligaments
|
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|
955
|
|
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,100
|
|
nice
|
|
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|
956
|
|
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:35,140
|
|
yes
|
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|
957
|
|
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:35,300
|
|
yes
|
|
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|
958
|
|
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:39,380
|
|
should i attack them with it
|
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|
959
|
|
00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:43,300
|
|
you
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|
960
|
|
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:46,100
|
|
why would you do that you just had a good time
|
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|
961
|
|
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,060
|
|
if you want to
|
|
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|
962
|
|
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,020
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
963
|
|
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:52,020
|
|
it's just like our band practice like all those years ago when you hit me with the guitar
|
|
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|
964
|
|
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:52,420
|
|
stand
|
|
|
|
965
|
|
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,900
|
|
i was a different person back then i was angry
|
|
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|
966
|
|
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,580
|
|
i was going through puberty
|
|
|
|
967
|
|
00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:03,940
|
|
what's your excuse today i've really calmed down i'm boy hungry
|
|
|
|
968
|
|
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,540
|
|
his character is still going through puberty
|
|
|
|
969
|
|
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:10,340
|
|
you just threatened to hit the band you're in right now
|
|
|
|
970
|
|
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:17,380
|
|
i didn't i i asked for an opinion and you said no and i took your opinion into consideration
|
|
|
|
971
|
|
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:25,060
|
|
so now what
|
|
|
|
972
|
|
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:32,820
|
|
i say hey skeletons i'd like to give them a high five
|
|
|
|
973
|
|
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,580
|
|
a high bone
|
|
|
|
974
|
|
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:36,260
|
|
a big old bone
|
|
|
|
975
|
|
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:39,540
|
|
big old bone
|
|
|
|
976
|
|
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:41,540
|
|
the main bone
|
|
|
|
977
|
|
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,580
|
|
clone bone
|
|
|
|
978
|
|
00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:48,100
|
|
give me a
|
|
|
|
979
|
|
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,340
|
|
performance check
|
|
|
|
980
|
|
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,780
|
|
how about a dexterity check
|
|
|
|
981
|
|
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,540
|
|
i didn't like it
|
|
|
|
982
|
|
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:56,420
|
|
how about performance
|
|
|
|
983
|
|
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:59,780
|
|
doesn't make any sense
|
|
|
|
984
|
|
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:02,260
|
|
one
|
|
|
|
985
|
|
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:06,740
|
|
you miss their hand and smack them straight in the forehead
|
|
|
|
986
|
|
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:07,860
|
|
oh great i'm sure i
|
|
|
|
987
|
|
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:10,340
|
|
i'm sure i insulted their family
|
|
|
|
988
|
|
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,580
|
|
so
|
|
|
|
989
|
|
01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,540
|
|
the skeleton that you smacked just looks around
|
|
|
|
990
|
|
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,380
|
|
at the other at the other
|
|
|
|
991
|
|
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:21,300
|
|
other skeletons and they all just start laughing and pointing at you
|
|
|
|
992
|
|
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,620
|
|
all right we're friends still
|
|
|
|
993
|
|
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:29,940
|
|
and then the the drummer comes over and just kind of ushers you out of the room
|
|
|
|
994
|
|
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,140
|
|
whoa
|
|
|
|
995
|
|
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,180
|
|
see ya
|
|
|
|
996
|
|
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:35,300
|
|
are we still gonna mate up later for after drinks
|
|
|
|
997
|
|
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,460
|
|
after after show drinks
|
|
|
|
998
|
|
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:38,740
|
|
after party
|
|
|
|
999
|
|
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:43,220
|
|
they are unable to talk
|
|
|
|
1000
|
|
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,900
|
|
well that was
|
|
|
|
1001
|
|
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:44,900
|
|
well that was
|
|
|
|
1002
|
|
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:48,020
|
|
pretty cool
|
|
|
|
1003
|
|
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,660
|
|
a distinctly
|
|
|
|
1004
|
|
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:50,660
|
|
a distinctly
|
|
|
|
1005
|
|
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:51,780
|
|
earthy
|
|
|
|
1006
|
|
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,140
|
|
earthy smell
|
|
|
|
1007
|
|
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,700
|
|
wafts towards you as you approach the door ahead
|
|
|
|
1008
|
|
01:00:55,700 --> 01:01:00,020
|
|
you hear snuffling and snorting an occasional vexed grumbling sound
|
|
|
|
1009
|
|
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:02,180
|
|
oh boy i can smell this room
|
|
|
|
1010
|
|
01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:09,300
|
|
this odiferous room is overflowing with piles of hay lawn branches and dozens of bones picked clean of meat
|
|
|
|
1011
|
|
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:16,020
|
|
feathers have formed downy beds where they drifted into the dim rooms of dim corners of the room
|
|
|
|
1012
|
|
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:20,340
|
|
a particularly large pile of hay amidst the stufflin sound heard before
|
|
|
|
1013
|
|
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:24,100
|
|
oh it looks like there's an owl bear down there
|
|
|
|
1014
|
|
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:29,460
|
|
an owl bird
|
|
|
|
1015
|
|
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,420
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
1016
|
|
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,780
|
|
owl bear
|
|
|
|
1017
|
|
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,380
|
|
owl bear
|
|
|
|
1018
|
|
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:34,580
|
|
what do you want with us monster
|
|
|
|
1019
|
|
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:39,140
|
|
so
|
|
|
|
1020
|
|
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:41,300
|
|
the owl bear that you
|
|
|
|
1021
|
|
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:44,420
|
|
notice just looks at you turns its head
|
|
|
|
1022
|
|
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:54,580
|
|
and it extracts itself from its pile of hay reveal and the rest of its snowy white urside body
|
|
|
|
1023
|
|
01:01:56,020 --> 01:02:00,740
|
|
a rough of iridescent feathers marks it as a particularly majestic female
|
|
|
|
1024
|
|
01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:04,980
|
|
she snuffles the air in the character's direction gives a warm grunt
|
|
|
|
1025
|
|
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:09,140
|
|
i think he just wants
|
|
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|
1026
|
|
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,260
|
|
did he say iridescent
|
|
|
|
1027
|
|
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:13,540
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1028
|
|
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:13,700
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1029
|
|
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,900
|
|
serpine
|
|
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|
1030
|
|
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,900
|
|
serpine
|
|
|
|
1031
|
|
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,500
|
|
ursine
|
|
|
|
1032
|
|
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,620
|
|
ursine
|
|
|
|
1033
|
|
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,900
|
|
iridescent
|
|
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|
1034
|
|
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,460
|
|
i rub its belly
|
|
|
|
1035
|
|
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:29,940
|
|
once you start to get close to it to rub its belly
|
|
|
|
1036
|
|
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:36,260
|
|
and looks at the shelves that are broken in the nest
|
|
|
|
1037
|
|
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:39,700
|
|
and like pushes them towards them and gives a low growl
|
|
|
|
1038
|
|
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,500
|
|
not growl like a like a sigh
|
|
|
|
1039
|
|
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,060
|
|
uh oh i see you want me to fix these shelves
|
|
|
|
1040
|
|
01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:51,460
|
|
i will fix them to you because i am but a carpenter
|
|
|
|
1041
|
|
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:55,380
|
|
it's funny you're not a carpenter
|
|
|
|
1042
|
|
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:56,580
|
|
i have carpenter's tools
|
|
|
|
1043
|
|
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,860
|
|
you made a fort once and a bar
|
|
|
|
1044
|
|
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:04,100
|
|
yeah but i have carpenter's tools which means i'm a carpenter they don't just hand those out
|
|
|
|
1045
|
|
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,540
|
|
well i can't argue with that
|
|
|
|
1046
|
|
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:13,460
|
|
all right give me a uh
|
|
|
|
1047
|
|
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,060
|
|
carpenter check
|
|
|
|
1048
|
|
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:17,060
|
|
uh survival check
|
|
|
|
1049
|
|
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:22,980
|
|
are you sure
|
|
|
|
1050
|
|
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:24,100
|
|
all of us
|
|
|
|
1051
|
|
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:31,140
|
|
is that for both of us no just uh summer okay
|
|
|
|
1052
|
|
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:36,500
|
|
uh survival okay
|
|
|
|
1053
|
|
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:44,420
|
|
yeah 10 so you start to work towards the shelves
|
|
|
|
1054
|
|
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,660
|
|
and putting them back together but the
|
|
|
|
1055
|
|
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,780
|
|
the
|
|
|
|
1056
|
|
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,940
|
|
the owlbear
|
|
|
|
1057
|
|
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:53,460
|
|
isn't really happy with that and like breaks them up
|
|
|
|
1058
|
|
01:03:53,460 --> 01:04:00,500
|
|
oh you hate these shelves then is any of them unbroken
|
|
|
|
1059
|
|
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:07,940
|
|
no there's two uh there's two broken shelves sitting in the nest and she just looks very very sad
|
|
|
|
1060
|
|
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:14,020
|
|
uh can i look inside them are they are there dead owlbears in there
|
|
|
|
1061
|
|
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,460
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1062
|
|
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,580
|
|
i'm a bear there are not dead owlbears
|
|
|
|
1063
|
|
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,100
|
|
oh
|
|
|
|
1064
|
|
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,420
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1065
|
|
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:26,100
|
|
let's see can i
|
|
|
|
1066
|
|
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,140
|
|
is it make sense to make them even more broken
|
|
|
|
1067
|
|
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:33,860
|
|
i don't know i just
|
|
|
|
1068
|
|
01:04:33,860 --> 01:04:35,940
|
|
she clearly hates them
|
|
|
|
1069
|
|
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:39,300
|
|
is she missing her babies
|
|
|
|
1070
|
|
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:44,900
|
|
maybe we could pretend to be their bait her babies
|
|
|
|
1071
|
|
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,140
|
|
what
|
|
|
|
1072
|
|
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:52,820
|
|
where do you get these ideas from i don't want to fight it i want it to be my friend
|
|
|
|
1073
|
|
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:54,020
|
|
it's the only thing i can think of
|
|
|
|
1074
|
|
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:05,060
|
|
well honey if this will help you get over real from burly
|
|
|
|
1075
|
|
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:08,180
|
|
i'll go pretend to be that owlbears babies
|
|
|
|
1076
|
|
01:05:08,180 --> 01:05:10,100
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1077
|
|
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:26,420
|
|
jerry picks up some of the some of the feathers and fluff that's laying around and attaches it to himself and goes over and pretends to be a baby
|
|
|
|
1078
|
|
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:31,700
|
|
does summer do the same thing
|
|
|
|
1079
|
|
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,500
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1080
|
|
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:33,780
|
|
yeah
|
|
|
|
1081
|
|
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,060
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
1082
|
|
01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:38,180
|
|
so you lay in the nest with her and the bow
|
|
|
|
1083
|
|
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:40,580
|
|
the owlbear looks very
|
|
|
|
1084
|
|
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:43,140
|
|
thankful
|
|
|
|
1085
|
|
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:46,100
|
|
looks very
|
|
|
|
1086
|
|
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:49,700
|
|
satisfied decides to lay down and she closes her eyes
|
|
|
|
1087
|
|
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:50,980
|
|
nice
|
|
|
|
1088
|
|
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,500
|
|
i don't like that look of satisfaction she had in her eyes honey
|
|
|
|
1089
|
|
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,220
|
|
i don't know it's kind of nice
|
|
|
|
1090
|
|
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:59,460
|
|
i don't know i don't
|
|
|
|
1091
|
|
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:02,500
|
|
i've seen the look of satisfaction before i never wanted to see it again
|
|
|
|
1092
|
|
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:09,220
|
|
and as she she starts walking around to like circle you guys you see that the door is right behind her
|
|
|
|
1093
|
|
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:10,900
|
|
all right
|
|
|
|
1094
|
|
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,340
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1095
|
|
01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:17,060
|
|
do i have any food
|
|
|
|
1096
|
|
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,340
|
|
i
|
|
|
|
1097
|
|
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,620
|
|
assume
|
|
|
|
1098
|
|
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,620
|
|
you have some type of food
|
|
|
|
1099
|
|
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:30,580
|
|
yeah you have 10 days of rations
|
|
|
|
1100
|
|
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,500
|
|
all right i would like to
|
|
|
|
1101
|
|
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,140
|
|
put a ration on the floor
|
|
|
|
1102
|
|
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:37,540
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
1103
|
|
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,580
|
|
and head towards the door but walking backwards
|
|
|
|
1104
|
|
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,900
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
1105
|
|
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,140
|
|
cherry
|
|
|
|
1106
|
|
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,700
|
|
um
|
|
|
|
1107
|
|
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:50,980
|
|
where'd you go
|
|
|
|
1108
|
|
01:06:50,980 --> 01:06:53,300
|
|
you repeat that towards the door
|
|
|
|
1109
|
|
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,300
|
|
i'm following behind you
|
|
|
|
1110
|
|
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:57,380
|
|
okay i'm walking backwards
|
|
|
|
1111
|
|
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,900
|
|
why
|
|
|
|
1112
|
|
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,540
|
|
because i want to keep my eyes on the owlbear
|
|
|
|
1113
|
|
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:03,860
|
|
owlbear
|
|
|
|
1114
|
|
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:10,580
|
|
okay so
|
|
|
|
1115
|
|
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:14,180
|
|
you walk out the door successfully without waking the bear
|
|
|
|
1116
|
|
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,300
|
|
the owlbear
|
|
|
|
1117
|
|
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:17,540
|
|
the bar
|
|
|
|
1118
|
|
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:20,100
|
|
sometimes you eat the bar
|
|
|
|
1119
|
|
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,780
|
|
sometimes you cuddle the bar and leave
|
|
|
|
1120
|
|
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:24,500
|
|
good old cuddle bar
|
|
|
|
1121
|
|
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:25,700
|
|
cuddle bar
|
|
|
|
1122
|
|
01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:32,020
|
|
even from a distance it's easy to see that this room wasn't intended to be easily accessed
|
|
|
|
1123
|
|
01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:37,620
|
|
chunks of stone and wood lie strewn outside the door which is riddled with broken locks
|
|
|
|
1124
|
|
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,300
|
|
magic wands
|
|
|
|
1125
|
|
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:44,500
|
|
oh magic words sizzle ineffectively their power reduced to nothing at the same time warm rays of
|
|
|
|
1126
|
|
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:49,620
|
|
white beckon you inside you feel pushed towards the room which might be due to the floor
|
|
|
|
1127
|
|
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:53,300
|
|
be beginning to gently tilt toward the battered doorway
|
|
|
|
1128
|
|
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:53,780
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1129
|
|
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:57,300
|
|
rat row rat row rat row
|
|
|
|
1130
|
|
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,100
|
|
the enter the room
|
|
|
|
1131
|
|
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:05,540
|
|
the enter the room a simple wooden table bearing a small squarish cloth covered object sits in the middle of the room
|
|
|
|
1132
|
|
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,460
|
|
patterns of scintillate
|
|
|
|
1133
|
|
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:11,460
|
|
scintillating green stones cover the walls and floors
|
|
|
|
1134
|
|
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:16,820
|
|
what do you do
|
|
|
|
1135
|
|
01:08:16,820 --> 01:08:23,540
|
|
i don't know i'm relatively terrified i don't think this is as good as it could be
|
|
|
|
1136
|
|
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:26,660
|
|
we were just coming with a nice cuddly owl and now we're
|
|
|
|
1137
|
|
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:27,380
|
|
we should go back
|
|
|
|
1138
|
|
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:31,620
|
|
no honey you have to go forward i'll go back
|
|
|
|
1139
|
|
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:39,140
|
|
as you turn around the door locks
|
|
|
|
1140
|
|
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:46,340
|
|
summer open this door right now
|
|
|
|
1141
|
|
01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,140
|
|
with what my magic
|
|
|
|
1142
|
|
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:53,220
|
|
uh well a little maybe with your attitude
|
|
|
|
1143
|
|
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:58,260
|
|
i'm trying as hard as i can it's not opening is it
|
|
|
|
1144
|
|
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:00,980
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1145
|
|
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:05,700
|
|
uh
|
|
|
|
1146
|
|
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:06,260
|
|
can i
|
|
|
|
1147
|
|
01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:08,580
|
|
i start
|
|
|
|
1148
|
|
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:11,460
|
|
i start exploring around looking around uh trying to
|
|
|
|
1149
|
|
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:15,700
|
|
at least pretend like i know what i'm doing but i don't and i'm terrified
|
|
|
|
1150
|
|
01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:17,140
|
|
all right all right give me a perception check
|
|
|
|
1151
|
|
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:18,980
|
|
oh god i knew you were gonna say that
|
|
|
|
1152
|
|
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:25,380
|
|
oh no
|
|
|
|
1153
|
|
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:27,380
|
|
you perceive nothing
|
|
|
|
1154
|
|
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:30,900
|
|
oh classic line classic line
|
|
|
|
1155
|
|
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:33,940
|
|
back from the past
|
|
|
|
1156
|
|
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:33,940
|
|
back from the dead past
|
|
|
|
1157
|
|
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:36,100
|
|
i mean it never stopped
|
|
|
|
1158
|
|
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,180
|
|
magic mountain baby
|
|
|
|
1159
|
|
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:40,420
|
|
um
|
|
|
|
1160
|
|
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:44,340
|
|
um i would like to shoot an arrow
|
|
|
|
1161
|
|
01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:48,340
|
|
at
|
|
|
|
1162
|
|
01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:50,420
|
|
straight ahead
|
|
|
|
1163
|
|
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:51,620
|
|
i'm mad
|
|
|
|
1164
|
|
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,260
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
1165
|
|
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,260
|
|
but i don't
|
|
|
|
1166
|
|
01:09:58,260 --> 01:09:58,980
|
|
i want to
|
|
|
|
1167
|
|
01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:00,980
|
|
but i do not
|
|
|
|
1168
|
|
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,380
|
|
okay
|
|
|
|
1169
|
|
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,980
|
|
um
|
|
|
|
1170
|
|
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,620
|
|
i'm gonna get a pop
|
|
|
|
1171
|
|
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:13,780
|
|
you're gonna get a pop
|
|
|
|
1172
|
|
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:15,060
|
|
yes
|
|
|
|
1173
|
|
01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,380
|
|
is this is this you saying you want to take a break
|
|
|
|
1174
|
|
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,300
|
|
no we don't need to take a break i just would like to get a pop
|
|
|
|
1175
|
|
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,460
|
|
from where
|
|
|
|
1176
|
|
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,980
|
|
the kitchen
|
|
|
|
1177
|
|
01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,860
|
|
oh okay so take like a quick break
|
|
|
|
1178
|
|
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:33,460
|
|
i mean you guys could go with you guys can go on without me
|
|
|
|
1179
|
|
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:36,260
|
|
or we could take a break i guess
|
|
|
|
1180
|
|
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,540
|
|
short break
|
|
|
|
1181
|
|
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,060
|
|
yeah let's just take a quick break
|
|
|
|
1182
|
|
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,260
|
|
are you drunk
|
|
|
|
1183
|
|
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:41,460
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1184
|
|
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:51,460
|
|
you're drunk
|
|
|
|
1185
|
|
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:52,260
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1186
|
|
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:55,860
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1187
|
|
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:56,660
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1188
|
|
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:57,060
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1189
|
|
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:57,700
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1190
|
|
01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,500
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1191
|
|
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,500
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1192
|
|
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,900
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1193
|
|
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:58,900
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1194
|
|
01:10:58,900 --> 01:10:59,460
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1195
|
|
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,660
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1196
|
|
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:01,860
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1197
|
|
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:03,060
|
|
no
|
|
|
|
1198
|
|
01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:33,040
|
|
Thank you.
|
|
|
|
1199
|
|
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,020
|
|
Thank you.
|
|
|
|
1200
|
|
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:21,900
|
|
All right, let's continue without him.
|
|
|
|
1201
|
|
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,200
|
|
Ah.
|
|
|
|
1202
|
|
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,380
|
|
What do you want to do?
|
|
|
|
1203
|
|
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,860
|
|
I don't know.
|
|
|
|
1204
|
|
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:28,500
|
|
Oh, he's back. He's going to get pissed.
|
|
|
|
1205
|
|
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,280
|
|
That's fine.
|
|
|
|
1206
|
|
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,520
|
|
Hide your tits.
|
|
|
|
1207
|
|
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:36,420
|
|
I heard what you guys said.
|
|
|
|
1208
|
|
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,400
|
|
No, you didn't.
|
|
|
|
1209
|
|
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,800
|
|
Yeah, that was so cool.
|
|
|
|
1210
|
|
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,480
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1211
|
|
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,260
|
|
That was so cool.
|
|
|
|
1212
|
|
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,520
|
|
Where's your pop?
|
|
|
|
1213
|
|
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,740
|
|
Turn it a pop.
|
|
|
|
1214
|
|
01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:53,340
|
|
Is that your seltzer water you always drink?
|
|
|
|
1215
|
|
01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:55,140
|
|
It's black.
|
|
|
|
1216
|
|
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,020
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
1217
|
|
01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,120
|
|
But is that like your soda stream you make?
|
|
|
|
1218
|
|
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,020
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1219
|
|
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:05,120
|
|
No, it's Dr. Pepper.
|
|
|
|
1220
|
|
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,900
|
|
It's like strawberry cream.
|
|
|
|
1221
|
|
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,380
|
|
It's really weird, but good.
|
|
|
|
1222
|
|
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,940
|
|
Oh, fantastic.
|
|
|
|
1223
|
|
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,980
|
|
Yeah, I know.
|
|
|
|
1224
|
|
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:13,200
|
|
I was really excited to have another one.
|
|
|
|
1225
|
|
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,080
|
|
And then you guys gave me a bunch of shit for it.
|
|
|
|
1226
|
|
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,280
|
|
So technically, Dr. Pepper, you know, that's 24 bold flavors in that drink now?
|
|
|
|
1227
|
|
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,800
|
|
25.
|
|
|
|
1228
|
|
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,500
|
|
No, 25.
|
|
|
|
1229
|
|
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,000
|
|
Holy shit.
|
|
|
|
1230
|
|
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,840
|
|
Yeah, I know.
|
|
|
|
1231
|
|
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,880
|
|
That's 24 more than the body's supposed to take at one point in time.
|
|
|
|
1232
|
|
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,140
|
|
Uh-oh.
|
|
|
|
1233
|
|
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:29,760
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1234
|
|
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,060
|
|
He's going to explode.
|
|
|
|
1235
|
|
01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:33,080
|
|
He's going to explode.
|
|
|
|
1236
|
|
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,380
|
|
Flavors.
|
|
|
|
1237
|
|
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:35,960
|
|
The doctor's the one that gave it to you.
|
|
|
|
1238
|
|
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,060
|
|
Oh, that's right.
|
|
|
|
1239
|
|
01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:39,840
|
|
At least that's what he told me.
|
|
|
|
1240
|
|
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,500
|
|
Maybe some kind of flim-flam, man.
|
|
|
|
1241
|
|
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,840
|
|
Flim-flam.
|
|
|
|
1242
|
|
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,920
|
|
I love that term.
|
|
|
|
1243
|
|
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,440
|
|
I don't get to use it at all.
|
|
|
|
1244
|
|
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,300
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1245
|
|
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:51,280
|
|
Can I walk down the center of this hallway?
|
|
|
|
1246
|
|
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,660
|
|
I mean, this picture is pretty accurate of what we're looking at.
|
|
|
|
1247
|
|
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:55,900
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1248
|
|
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,640
|
|
I'm going to slowly walk down the corridor.
|
|
|
|
1249
|
|
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,020
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1250
|
|
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:10,140
|
|
You walk down the middle of the room, dazzled by these green stones around you, up to the
|
|
|
|
1251
|
|
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:14,140
|
|
simple wooden table with a square-ish cloth-covered object sitting in the middle of it.
|
|
|
|
1252
|
|
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:15,140
|
|
Um...
|
|
|
|
1253
|
|
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:20,140
|
|
Is this...
|
|
|
|
1254
|
|
01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:27,180
|
|
I mean, I'm not trying to get more information than I'm supposed to have, but is it...
|
|
|
|
1255
|
|
01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:31,000
|
|
Is this, like, the game for, like, the dungeon master?
|
|
|
|
1256
|
|
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,440
|
|
Does it look like a menacing...
|
|
|
|
1257
|
|
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,400
|
|
Does, like...
|
|
|
|
1258
|
|
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,980
|
|
So, but there's a...
|
|
|
|
1259
|
|
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,140
|
|
It's a guy in the...
|
|
|
|
1260
|
|
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:40,920
|
|
Up there.
|
|
|
|
1261
|
|
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,320
|
|
Does he look like...
|
|
|
|
1262
|
|
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,040
|
|
There's no guy.
|
|
|
|
1263
|
|
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:43,820
|
|
There's no guy.
|
|
|
|
1264
|
|
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:46,180
|
|
Does he look like he's a master of a dungeon?
|
|
|
|
1265
|
|
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:47,700
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1266
|
|
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,520
|
|
Does he...
|
|
|
|
1267
|
|
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,740
|
|
Does he look like he's mastering this dungeon right now?
|
|
|
|
1268
|
|
01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:54,080
|
|
Does he have a protractor?
|
|
|
|
1269
|
|
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,560
|
|
Oh, yes.
|
|
|
|
1270
|
|
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,300
|
|
It's a delicious mystery, isn't it?
|
|
|
|
1271
|
|
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,460
|
|
Oh, I'm delicious.
|
|
|
|
1272
|
|
01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:03,480
|
|
You feel that only good things hide beneath this cloth.
|
|
|
|
1273
|
|
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:06,220
|
|
It's going to feel so nice to pull off that cloth.
|
|
|
|
1274
|
|
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:13,920
|
|
You take a moment to feel grateful for your opposable thumbs, which allow you to pull off the cloth things on tables.
|
|
|
|
1275
|
|
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,920
|
|
How lucky you are.
|
|
|
|
1276
|
|
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,720
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1277
|
|
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,480
|
|
I'll bite.
|
|
|
|
1278
|
|
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,760
|
|
I'm going to pull the cloth.
|
|
|
|
1279
|
|
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,960
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1280
|
|
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,800
|
|
Give me an investigation check.
|
|
|
|
1281
|
|
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:35,300
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1282
|
|
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:40,720
|
|
Removing the cloth reveals a framed portrait of Rick, Beth, Summer, and Morty smiling widely.
|
|
|
|
1283
|
|
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:45,020
|
|
A jerry-shaped hole has been cut out of the portrait.
|
|
|
|
1284
|
|
01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:48,620
|
|
Uh-oh.
|
|
|
|
1285
|
|
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:53,900
|
|
This is what he had locked up so tight in here.
|
|
|
|
1286
|
|
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:56,040
|
|
Rick's weakness is his family.
|
|
|
|
1287
|
|
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,580
|
|
Absolutely impossible.
|
|
|
|
1288
|
|
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,960
|
|
He doesn't even like them.
|
|
|
|
1289
|
|
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,460
|
|
Wait.
|
|
|
|
1290
|
|
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:05,520
|
|
They look an awful lot like you two.
|
|
|
|
1291
|
|
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:06,660
|
|
They do.
|
|
|
|
1292
|
|
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:08,460
|
|
Except one of us.
|
|
|
|
1293
|
|
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:08,600
|
|
That makes this easy.
|
|
|
|
1294
|
|
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:14,860
|
|
The green stones around the characters begin to shake, ripping themselves out of the floor and walls.
|
|
|
|
1295
|
|
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,840
|
|
Uh-oh.
|
|
|
|
1296
|
|
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,840
|
|
Give me a dexterity saving throw.
|
|
|
|
1297
|
|
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,400
|
|
Oh, one of us gets bonuses on saving throws, don't they?
|
|
|
|
1298
|
|
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,580
|
|
Or was that just from the hat?
|
|
|
|
1299
|
|
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,580
|
|
I think that was just from the hat.
|
|
|
|
1300
|
|
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:30,440
|
|
All his power was in the hat.
|
|
|
|
1301
|
|
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,820
|
|
But Tiger.
|
|
|
|
1302
|
|
01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:32,640
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1303
|
|
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:37,280
|
|
Summer has a dexterity saving throw increase by one.
|
|
|
|
1304
|
|
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,140
|
|
Oh, that's what I was remembering.
|
|
|
|
1305
|
|
01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:40,700
|
|
So it wasn't the hat.
|
|
|
|
1306
|
|
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,480
|
|
Do I have to do anything?
|
|
|
|
1307
|
|
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480
|
|
I just do normal, right?
|
|
|
|
1308
|
|
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:44,940
|
|
Yeah, you're just normal.
|
|
|
|
1309
|
|
01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:48,540
|
|
15, 17.
|
|
|
|
1310
|
|
01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:57,060
|
|
I don't know if this plus...
|
|
|
|
1311
|
|
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,540
|
|
No, it's supposed to be plus four, right?
|
|
|
|
1312
|
|
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,180
|
|
Or is it supposed to be plus...
|
|
|
|
1313
|
|
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,200
|
|
It doesn't matter.
|
|
|
|
1314
|
|
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,100
|
|
You passed.
|
|
|
|
1315
|
|
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,500
|
|
I kind of want to know, though.
|
|
|
|
1316
|
|
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:03,960
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1317
|
|
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,080
|
|
It is plus four total, yeah.
|
|
|
|
1318
|
|
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:09,060
|
|
I thought I fixed that.
|
|
|
|
1319
|
|
01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:10,260
|
|
I thought so, too.
|
|
|
|
1320
|
|
01:17:10,260 --> 01:17:11,460
|
|
It says 17.
|
|
|
|
1321
|
|
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,800
|
|
It was 16.
|
|
|
|
1322
|
|
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,660
|
|
Oh, maybe I need to change it to plus...
|
|
|
|
1323
|
|
01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:20,600
|
|
Can you change the plus?
|
|
|
|
1324
|
|
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:30,100
|
|
Oh, it says plus five now.
|
|
|
|
1325
|
|
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,260
|
|
There we go.
|
|
|
|
1326
|
|
01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:32,980
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1327
|
|
01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:34,060
|
|
I think I got it.
|
|
|
|
1328
|
|
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:36,420
|
|
But it doesn't matter.
|
|
|
|
1329
|
|
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:41,400
|
|
Okay.
|
|
|
|
1330
|
|
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,620
|
|
The stones regroup themselves into the form of a snarling young green dragon.
|
|
|
|
1331
|
|
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,240
|
|
Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
1332
|
|
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,800
|
|
He's friendly, though, right?
|
|
|
|
1333
|
|
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,100
|
|
Huh?
|
|
|
|
1334
|
|
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,500
|
|
He's friendly, though, right?
|
|
|
|
1335
|
|
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,360
|
|
Can I rub his belly?
|
|
|
|
1336
|
|
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,800
|
|
You cannot.
|
|
|
|
1337
|
|
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,880
|
|
He is very...
|
|
|
|
1338
|
|
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:57,500
|
|
Oh, wait.
|
|
|
|
1339
|
|
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:57,940
|
|
I got this.
|
|
|
|
1340
|
|
01:17:57,940 --> 01:17:58,360
|
|
I got this.
|
|
|
|
1341
|
|
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:58,360
|
|
I got this.
|
|
|
|
1342
|
|
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:08,300
|
|
There's francing around this fucking thing.
|
|
|
|
1343
|
|
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:15,860
|
|
As the stones fly up from the floor, they reveal a 20-foot deep pit with a humanoid lion at the bottom.
|
|
|
|
1344
|
|
01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:17,240
|
|
Oh, my God.
|
|
|
|
1345
|
|
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,260
|
|
What does that even mean?
|
|
|
|
1346
|
|
01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:20,460
|
|
A humanoid lion.
|
|
|
|
1347
|
|
01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:22,100
|
|
Like cats?
|
|
|
|
1348
|
|
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:27,020
|
|
Like the cowardly lion?
|
|
|
|
1349
|
|
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:30,400
|
|
Oh, I'll cancel them all that.
|
|
|
|
1350
|
|
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:35,060
|
|
Roll for initiative.
|
|
|
|
1351
|
|
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:39,100
|
|
Oh, we're fighting.
|
|
|
|
1352
|
|
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,980
|
|
No, we're going to fucking die.
|
|
|
|
1353
|
|
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:41,580
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1354
|
|
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,840
|
|
Yeah.
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|
|
|
1355
|
|
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:50,940
|
|
If I were the king of the forest...
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|
1356
|
|
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:58,160
|
|
Oh, we're going to fucking die.
|
|
|
|
1357
|
|
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,940
|
|
Yeah, but...
|
|
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|
1358
|
|
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:00,980
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1359
|
|
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:02,880
|
|
Both of you give me a perception check.
|
|
|
|
1360
|
|
01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,380
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1361
|
|
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:18,260
|
|
Who was that?
|
|
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|
1362
|
|
01:19:18,260 --> 01:19:24,640
|
|
Jerry sees that it is Rick Sanchez himself, dressed in wizardly garb and clearly unconscious.
|
|
|
|
1363
|
|
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,740
|
|
Where is he?
|
|
|
|
1364
|
|
01:19:26,740 --> 01:19:27,780
|
|
It also looks like a lion?
|
|
|
|
1365
|
|
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:30,340
|
|
He's in a 20-foot hole.
|
|
|
|
1366
|
|
01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:32,420
|
|
Next to the lion.
|
|
|
|
1367
|
|
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:35,060
|
|
What lion?
|
|
|
|
1368
|
|
01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:36,720
|
|
There's a humanoid lion.
|
|
|
|
1369
|
|
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,760
|
|
Lion.
|
|
|
|
1370
|
|
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,320
|
|
Like...
|
|
|
|
1371
|
|
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,200
|
|
No, not lion.
|
|
|
|
1372
|
|
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,720
|
|
Like, he's laying on the ground.
|
|
|
|
1373
|
|
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,140
|
|
What did you think we were talking about, Andy?
|
|
|
|
1374
|
|
01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:50,920
|
|
Well, we were making all those lion references.
|
|
|
|
1375
|
|
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,320
|
|
I have no fucking idea.
|
|
|
|
1376
|
|
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:57,240
|
|
Okay, that's a lot.
|
|
|
|
1377
|
|
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,940
|
|
That makes a lot more sense.
|
|
|
|
1378
|
|
01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,660
|
|
I thought we were facing a dragon and a lion.
|
|
|
|
1379
|
|
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:03,920
|
|
That's a man dressed up like a lion.
|
|
|
|
1380
|
|
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:09,240
|
|
Oh, fuck.
|
|
|
|
1381
|
|
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,160
|
|
That's good.
|
|
|
|
1382
|
|
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:12,280
|
|
All right.
|
|
|
|
1383
|
|
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,920
|
|
So, Rick's fucked.
|
|
|
|
1384
|
|
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:14,760
|
|
We're fucked.
|
|
|
|
1385
|
|
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,260
|
|
We're gonna fucking die.
|
|
|
|
1386
|
|
01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:18,540
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1387
|
|
01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:19,340
|
|
Yeah.
|
|
|
|
1388
|
|
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,260
|
|
Hold on.
|
|
|
|
1389
|
|
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,040
|
|
I forgot to make a token for Rick.
|
|
|
|
1390
|
|
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:48,380
|
|
Well, he's not gonna roll for initiative.
|
|
|
|
1391
|
|
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:56,700
|
|
Rick, don't roll.
|
|
|
|
1392
|
|
01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,500
|
|
He don't roll that way.
|
|
|
|
1393
|
|
01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,680
|
|
He don't roll no way.
|
|
|
|
1394
|
|
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,980
|
|
He's a humanoid lion right now.
|
|
|
|
1395
|
|
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,360
|
|
Just imagining Rick dressed up as a lion, dressed up as a wizard.
|
|
|
|
1396
|
|
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,540
|
|
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
|
|
|
|
1397
|
|
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:14,300
|
|
Oh, wow.
|
|
|
|
1398
|
|
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:15,680
|
|
That's great stuff.
|
|
|
|
1399
|
|
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:20,820
|
|
Oh, holy thought.
|
|
|
|
1400
|
|
01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:26,520
|
|
Seriously, I totally thought that Rick was down in the bottom of that pit with a humanoid lion.
|
|
|
|
1401
|
|
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,660
|
|
I did too.
|
|
|
|
1402
|
|
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:29,460
|
|
I wasn't kidding.
|
|
|
|
1403
|
|
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,120
|
|
I wasn't being cute.
|
|
|
|
1404
|
|
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,180
|
|
I thought you said there was a humanoid lion.
|
|
|
|
1405
|
|
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:36,460
|
|
No, I have a...
|
|
|
|
1406
|
|
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,760
|
|
But that's not what we...
|
|
|
|
1407
|
|
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,100
|
|
That's totally different than what we heard.
|
|
|
|
1408
|
|
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:43,520
|
|
It was definitely a humanoid lion there.
|
|
|
|
1409
|
|
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,040
|
|
He wasn't lying.
|
|
|
|
1410
|
|
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:45,120
|
|
He wasn't lying.
|
|
|
|
1411
|
|
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,740
|
|
Yes, you have a terrible enunciation problem, Andy, and you need to work on that.
|
|
|
|
1412
|
|
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:53,700
|
|
Or is that an ING?
|
|
|
|
1413
|
|
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,060
|
|
I do.
|
|
|
|
1414
|
|
01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,820
|
|
Yes.
|
|
|
|
1415
|
|
01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:57,860
|
|
And it's not something I need to work on.
|
|
|
|
1416
|
|
01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:58,800
|
|
It's just...
|
|
|
|
1417
|
|
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,160
|
|
I can't...
|
|
|
|
1418
|
|
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,540
|
|
Otherwise, you'll never be hired.
|
|
|
|
1419
|
|
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,740
|
|
You're unhirable.
|
|
|
|
1420
|
|
01:22:01,740 --> 01:22:02,660
|
|
At this point in his life...
|
|
|
|
1421
|
|
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:04,640
|
|
At this point in his life, it's not a character...
|
|
|
|
1422
|
|
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,000
|
|
It's a character trait, not a flaw.
|
|
|
|
1423
|
|
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,540
|
|
Yeah, at this point in life, it's too late.
|
|
|
|
1424
|
|
01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:11,000
|
|
It's a character trait.
|
|
|
|
1425
|
|
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,340
|
|
It's too late.
|
|
|
|
1426
|
|
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:23,040
|
|
It's too late.
|
|
|
|
1427
|
|
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:53,020
|
|
Thank you.
|
|
|