episodes 31, 32

content/episodes/s05/e31.md

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+---
+title: Do Harps Float?
+date: 2024-12-09
+---
+{%prologue%}
+Mindflayer Monday
+====
+Alright buckle up buckaroos
+{% timeTag date %}
+
+## Knowledge Is Power But Maybe Not This Knowledge?
+
+The gang regrouped after a less than pleasant parting from High Water Manor. Things were tense. Squish made a basked alaskan, which is not a fish, and served it Captain Fitzclyde. They two shared an awkward dinner. Patches got drunk in a hammock. Djuckles, still mourning his loss from Lady High Hill, was in a right sour mood. Luckily, his friends joined him to try and cheer kim up, and they had one genuine heartfelt moment together.
+
+It didn't last.
+
+The Captain revealed he planned on breaking through a demon aramada surrounding the Tycheros Castle. He then planned to fight his way up to the bell tower, to play his harp, and let all those who hear it fall under his sway. Patches thought this was a bad idea. Squish and Djuckles were....ehh... okay, with it?
+
+The evening ended with an intervention for Hotman, who doesn't believe he has a fire problem, since its kind of in the name. Djuckles is also attempting to learn how to read, on the sly, all secret like.
+{%endprologue%}
+
+{% alternateTitles %}
+- _"Tinker Us Under Water"_ - Boo
+- _"I Really Shot My Wad"_ - Tiger
+- _"Option 4 or 5"_ - Tiger
+- _"Rub My Nipples"_ - Bridget
+- _"Go Hob that Knob"_ - Tiger
+- _"None of You Thought to Put Down the Anchor"_ - Tiger
+- _"Waving Politely"_ - Tiger
+- _"My Other Pair of Sea Pants"_ - Tiger
+- _"He's Lord Buckrum, He's Not a Fool"_ - Tiger
+- _"You're Making This up Right Now Aren't You"_ - Tiger
+- _"Let's Not Bring up Grandpas"_ - Tiger
+- _"Sassy Nelix"_ - Tiger
+- _"Dressed for the Nines"_ - Tiger
+- _"Decoy Grandpa"_ - Bridget
+- _"Did I Mention He Was Really Drunk?"_ - Boo
+- _"He Does Have that Strap On"_ - Tiger
+- _"Do Harps Float?"_ - Tiger
+- _"You Ruined Again His Life Work"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Mutiny Chant"_ - Tiger
+- _"Ooooh a Piece of Union"_ - Andy
+- _"No Harp Feelings"_ - Tiger
+{% endalternateTitles %}

content/episodes/s05/e32.md

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+---
+title: I'm A Little Mindfreak
+date: 2024-12-16
+---
+
+{% prologue %}
+Mindflayer Monday
+===
+Alright buckle up buckaroos
+{% timeTag date %}
+
+## One Crew No More!
+
+Faced with an armada on the horizon, the crew had to think fast. The began with a slighty fishy story about Squish returning home to visit his dead relative, with his pass in his other pants. Djuckles rigged up a set of speakers, enticing the captain to come out of his oftice and begin strumming. But before we could hear that sweet tune, Djuckles nut punched the captain mid squat. Squish and Patches race to the harp, with Squish just barely edging out the demon chef. Squish plays a few discordant chords, Patches snatches the harp away, and tossed it over the side, into the deep blue.
+
+Squish jumped over the edge, and manages to grab the harp before it sinks. In the meantime, the Captain regains his senses and his rage. Patches threw Djuckels into the grate of the ship, sending him crashing into the floor below. Djuckles fired the final cannonball from his flaming cannon. The Captain summoned his ghost crew, snatched the harp from Squish's hands, and threw the crew overboard, before single handedly smashing through the armada. The crew is now on the lycheros shore, facing the maze, that is Tycheros castle.
+{% endprologue%}
+
+{% alternateTitles%}
+
+{% endalternateTitles%}