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 Sea Monkey Monthly
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 This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls
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 ## Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead
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 In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.  
 But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.  
 The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.  
 There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.  
 So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.
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