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title: "I Promise I Can Find You a Parking Spot"
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episode: 47
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date: 2024-01-03
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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Fulfilling his end of the bargain, Illo Vandin has provided the Crew with a breadcumb on their hunt for Butte Radar: It seems the Butte Radar has taken a lover, a figure who goes by the name Micael Torval. However, the affair appears to be one sided, as it is revealed that the Pirate Queen intends to kill him.
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It feels like months have transpired, but it's been but a night … AND WHAT A NIGHT!
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</div></section>
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It feels like months have transpired, but it's been but a night … **and what a night!**
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "A Kidnapping Phone Tree"
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episode: 48
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date: 2024-01-21
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Backseat Shennanigans
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They now patiently (?) await Micael Torval, High Roller and part-time lover of Wookiee Butte Radar, to tell him about the latest word on the street (courtesy of a voicemail from ally of convience Illo Vandin). That gossip, of course, being the fact that the Butt Radar is USING HIM and plans to KILL HIM once she gets what wants.
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Like children on a road trip, our heroes find themselves sharing a bench seat killing time … BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE PARKING!
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</div></section>
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Like children on a road trip, our heroes find themselves sharing a bench seat killing time … **but at least they have parking!**
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "Slow-Twerking Backwards"
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episode: 49
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date: 2024-01-29
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Lips To Lips
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**Buttey Call**
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The crew fiends themselves closing in on the Butte Radar, thanks to some love bonding and trunk-ridin' with forlorn lover Micael Torval. After "buying" him a few drinks, "borrowing" his car, and "not" kidnapping him, the four have managed to get to the gates of Ambrae Environmental, a front to the Radarian leader's hangout. Now they must find and face her.
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How much more bad advice will they give? Will Bobenz find more violations to write tickets for? Did Sarn loot Micael's pockets for ryll while he was passed out? But more importantly WILL THEY GET TO WATCH A MAN KISS A WOOKIEE??
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</div></section>
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How much more bad advice will they give? Will Bobenz find more violations to write tickets for? Did Sarn loot Micael's pockets for ryll while he was passed out? But more importantly **will they get to watch a man kiss a wookiee??**
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "Sackful of Savrip"
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episode: 50
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date: 2024-01-30
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## The Main Event
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The crew is back in the thick of it, facing down several Radarian guards and a pair of angry Savrips.
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Their other new pal, Bobenz is getting a further taste of what life in the Kahuna is like. Will she rise to the occasion? Will Mack? Let's hope no one requires an emergency carbonite transplant at the end of this one!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "So You've Become a Hostage"
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episode: 51
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date: 2024-02-13
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Calm After The Storm
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The crew is one step closer to fulfilling the Zann Consortium's generous bounty on the Butte. Their contact, and Consortium underboss Venlana will surely be interested in hearing any newly available information. She's apt to take any help she can get to put an end to the Radarian Chain's endless attacks on boss Tyber Zann's operations.
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But Micael Torval (and apparent musical talent agent) continues to deliver, even beyond his drunken grave: Beb Bibo somehow factors into all of this. Now that is a name they've not heard in a long time!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "Estate Planning Slave"
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episode: 52
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date: 2024-03-07
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Breakdown
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This makes the journey to the site of the next ambush a little more circuitous. Ryale has revealed the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian Attack. Intercepting this ambush could prove to be key in the hunt for Butte Radar and her generous bounty.
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But! First things first, how to get this hunk-a-junk humming along again. Now, where to find a mechanic?
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "Admirable Admiral"
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episode: 53
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date: 2024-03-21
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## Ambush The Ambush
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In a previous Eddie-Murphyesque conversation, Ryale revealed to Venlana, underboss of the Zann Consortium, the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian ambush. Eager to get the jump on the Butte and put an end to their enduring nightmare, the Consortium used this tip to lay a trap, a trap set with a very important bait … I mean person.
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Now that it's in writing, it seems almost as if Ryale has to do everything around here. Hopefully the generous (and ominous) gift of gear provides inspiration to finish the job!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "You Have an HR Department?"
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episode: 54
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date: 2024-04-03
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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## Out For Blood
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The three (minus Ryale, who is guest piloting the Kahuna) have now zipped up to the Renegade's Blood, the flagship of the Radarian Fleet and vessel of the Butte, so close they can almost smell her.
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And also Roombex, né RX, is frisbeeing across the galaxy. He may be regretting wishing for a life without meatbags!
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</div></section>
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title: "Are They Fooled by My Diguise?"
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episode: 55
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date: 2024-04-19
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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## Second Blood
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The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the crew of the Renegade's Blood, including neutralizing a Radarian Kill Team, frantically trying to find the Butte before the Butte finds them. But will they make a stop at Human Resources to follow up on a tip on a character from Sarn's past?
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Also "Roombex" is presumably still frisbeeing across the galaxy. I'm sure he's fine.
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title: "Her First Hostage"
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episode: 56
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date: 2024-05-08
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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## Reunited
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But after questioning (and spacing) a few Human Resources associates, the crew has found Makara, Sarn's long-lost enslaved sister. The reunion was short, however, as the group was ambushed by Wookiees and a particularly menacing leader, and now find themselves captured.
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No, no. Now's not a time to worry about Roombex! Nevermind that he's drifting further and further into the void! Please, won't you focus on yourselves for once!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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title: "Have You Seen My Murder Pile?"
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episode: 57
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date: 2024-06-13
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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## Butte Radar
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However, their antics raised alarm, literally, drawing the attention of the Butte Radar herself, who dropped from the ceiling, accompanied by a little friend.
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The time has come, it's wipe or be wiped for our heroes.
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</div></section>
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