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title: "Is here good? Questionable."
episode: 21
date: 2024-07-17
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{% prologue %}
{% prologue %}
Olden Times
========================
World's Oldest Newspaper
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
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## Wanted Gang Terrorizes City
Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire
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• **Whalers reported a Leviathan attack.** These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.\
• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
{% endprologue %}
{% endprologue %}
{% alternateTitles %}
# Alternate Titles
- "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM)
- "Are You a Hobo?" - Tiger (GM)
- "I Gave Myself the Promotion" - Tiger (GM)
- "Rule 1: No Waffle Stomping" - Bridget
- "Strong but Apt" - Tiger (GM)
- "I Open the Door with My Pant Down" - Boo
- "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM)
- "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo
- _"Where's Me Cabin Boy"_ - Tiger
- _"Are You a Hobo?"_ - Tiger
- _"I Gave Myself the Promotion"_ - Tiger
- _"Rule 1: No Waffle Stomping"_ - Bridget
- _"Strong but Apt"_ - Tiger
- _"I Open the Door with My Pant Down"_ - Boo
- _"Little Leg Liquor"_ - Tiger
- _"Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?"_ - Boo
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title: "Playing for Keepys"
episode: 22
date: 2024-07-31
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{% prologue %}
Bon Voyage Bulletin
====================
Who S Printing These
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Who's Printing These
{% timeTag date %}
## New Ship New Identities New Troubles
Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.
But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.
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After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.
Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"I'm Gonna Get a Dressing Down"_ - Tiger
- _"Whew Nelly!"_ - Tiger
- _"Dusty but Pretty Good Cannonballs"_ - Tiger
- _"And Now We're Sinking"_ - Tiger
- _"Are You Guys for Real"_ - Tiger
- _"Playing for Keepys"_ - Boo
- _"I Am Indigo Montoya"_ - Tiger
- _"You Can Probably Fit in My Clothes"_ - Tiger
- _"Cool Ass-Rope"_ - Tiger
- _"It's Not Sexual!"_ - Tiger
- _"Another Hole!"_ - Tiger
- _"I Grab a Bowling Ball"_ - Tiger
- _"Iron Turkey"_ - Andy
- _"Summon the Hot Man"_ - Tiger
- _"Maybe Hazing Is Wrong"_ - Tiger
- _"No We Throw It"_ - Boo
- _"Hey Fuck You Guys"_ - Tiger
- _"Sandy Onion the Name of My Ex Girlfriend"_ - Boo
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title: "Brother of Good Sir"
episode: 23
date: 2024-08-14
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{% prologue %}
Nautical Newsletter
================================
Where Did You Find Ink And Paper
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{% timeTag date %}
## Carnage With Carnage At Sea
Tycheros Ahoy
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Filling their pockets with tobacco and cannon balls, they severely crippled the Camnage crew. Back on their own ship, the crew decided to head to Last Hurrah, to find a map for
Tycheros：
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Little Dirt Man??"_ - Tiger
- _"Thats an Awfully Small Poop Hole"_ - Bridget
- _"Can You Parallel Dock?"_ - Tiger
- _"Useful Detritus"_ - Tiger
- _"I'mma Bossy Boy"_ - Boo
- _"I'm a Bossy Boy Now"_ - Tiger
- _"Brother of Good Sir"_ - Tiger
- _"'Cause They're Delicious?"_ - Tiger
- _"Lobster of the Sea"_ - Tiger
- _"Kiss the Captain"_ - Tiger
- _"Spy on him...with Your Lips"_ - Boo
- _"Captain Thickfingers"_ - Tiger
- _"Demon Flautists"_ - Tiger
- _"It Was Really Bothering Me! Your Happiness!"_ - Boo
- _"We All Have Done the Flesh Test"_ - Andy
- _"Your Stateroom Is a Janitors Closet"_ - Tiger
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title: "Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests"
episode: 24
date: 2024-08-27
---
{% prologue %}
Oceanside Weekly
==================================
There S A Printing Press Down Here
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
There's A Printing Press Down Here
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## Fish Out Of Water
In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.
Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.
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Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.
The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Djuckles: Chief of Plotables"_ - Andy
- _"I Can Make some...coconut Bombs..."_ - Boo
- _"We Just Caused a Scene and Then Left"_ - Bridget
- _"You Should Not Have Mocked that Child"_ - Boo
- _"You Behind that Pillow!"_ - Tiger
- _"It's Amazing because All that Happened, but It Didn't."_ - Boo
- _"Let Me Tell You Something About that monkey....I Know that Monkey"_ - Boo
- _"Monkey Sized Man"_ - Tiger
- _"No One Is Gonna Believe Me About This Child"_ - Tiger
- _"Mutiny the Captain Again"_ - Tiger
- _"I Have Tried Nothing"_ - Tiger
- _"My Names Not Really Patches, You Know that Right?"_ - Andy
- _"This Was a Touching Moment"_ - Tiger
- _"I'll Ingrate Myself"_ - Tiger
- _"You Can't Catch a Monk Fish with a Monk Fish"_ - Tiger
- _"The Lamplady"_ - Tiger
- _"The Latern Part"_ - Tiger
- _"You Caught It You Bought It"_ - Tiger
- _"A Bad Batch of Onions"_ - Tiger
- _"Squirelling Around"_ - Tiger
- _"You Should Use the Other Eye"_ - Andy
- _"We Have Flour"_ - Tiger
- _"Big Bloomin Onion"_ - Tiger
- _"GOD DOESN'T EXIST HERE"_ - Tiger
- _"Ghost Butler"_ - Bridget
- _"Was There Anyone on the Island Holding Their Crotch?"_ - Boo
- _"Is There Booty?"_ - Tiger
- _"Fantasy Spanish"_ - Tiger
- _"Those Are Famous Last Words Too"_ - Tiger
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title: "No, no, there's only two garbarges"
episode: 25
date: 2024-09-11
---
{% prologue %}
Bon Voyage Bulletin
==========================================================
No, I will not call you Gutenburg
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## A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries
Who is Maggie?
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But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
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{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Undulating Masses"_ - Tiger
- _"Better Idea. Not Bad Idea, but Better Idea"_ - Bridget
- _"Its in He Cannon Room"_ - Boo
- _"I'm Outside My Britches"_ - Tiger
- _"Slightly Nauseous From the Spinning"_ - Tiger
- _"Set Sails to Go"_ - Tiger
- _"Like a Little Coconut Boy"_ - Tiger
- _"Let Him Slide Down the Pole and Then Your Can Wreck Em"_ - Boo
- _"We're Gonna Paint Flames on Everything"_ - Tiger
- _"Your Own Crew Divorced You"_ - Boo
- _"Welcome to Siempre Teimpre"_ - Tiger
- _"They're Man Nudes so Its Ok"_ - Boo
- _"Corey Trevor Lahey"_ - Andy
- _"Uhhhhh I Dodge (?)"_ - Andy
- _"She Doesn't Believe You, but She Doesn't Stab You"_ - Tiger
- _"It'll Make You Feel Less Old, Probably"_ - Boo
- _"Have You Ever Considered that You're a Ghost"_ - Bridget
- _"Casper the Never Nude"_ - Bridget
- _"I Don't Speak Latin"_ - Tiger
- _"Looking for the Hot Spa"_ - Tiger
- _"Standing over the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
- _"There's only Two Garbarges"_ - Tiger
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title: Drums in the Poop Hole
episode: 26
date: 2024-09-25
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{% prologue %}
Paradise Periodical
==========================================================
How Do You Know What S Happening We Re Trapped On The Ship
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## Strange Times On Stranger Shores
Holy Ghosts
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dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
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{% endprologue %}
{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Those Things Mean Nothing"_ - Tiger
- _"Approach Her Flesh Please"_ - Tiger
- _"May I Approach Her Flesh?"_ - Tiger
- _"The Look Is Not the Problem!"_ - Tiger
- _"Do You Know How to Read?"_ - Andy
- _"Illiteracy Has Become a Plot Point"_ - Tiger
- _"What Color Was He?"_ - Andy
- _"Fleshback"_ - Bridget
- _"I Didn't Go for Captains, Captains Go for Me!"_ - Boo
- _"The One Thing You Weren't Supposed to Do"_ - Tiger
- _"You Said You Would Help Me and You Fell Asleep"_ - Tiger
- _"The Upword Float Noise"_ - Tiger
- _"Buried It in Angry"_ - Tiger
- _"Drums in the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
- _"Can You Dig up the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
- _"ARE THESE ONIONS?! WHAT THE HELL"_ - Andy
- _"I Don't Remember I'm Digging a Hole"_ - Tiger
- _"I Hope It Gives You Enough Life to Vacate The.... Poophole (?)"_ - Andy
- _"Good News, You Can Die Now"_ - Andy
- _"I Dug This Hole All day...just for You!"_ - Boo
- _"Yarr, Get in the Hole, M'lady"_ - Tiger
- _"I Hope the Ship Is Still There"_ - Tiger
- _"Flesh Test Everyone"_ - Tiger
- _"Just when I'm Ready to Hate You, You Pull Me Back In"_ - Boo
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title: Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole
season: 5
episode: 27
date: 2024-10-02
podcast: true
---
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Deep Water Digest
====================================
How do you know what they wished for?
{% timeTag date %}
Deep Water Digest
====================================
How do you know what they wished for?
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## Day Saved – Baths Had By All
![](../e27.png)
Of course he was nude
## Day Saved – Baths Had By All
![](../e27.png)
Of course he was nude
Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.
Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.
After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
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# Alternate Titles
{% alternateTitles %}
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger (GM)
- "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger (GM)
- "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
- "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
- "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
- "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger (GM)
- "Were You Crying?" - Tiger (GM)
- "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger (GM)
- "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger (GM)
- "Top Intern" - Tiger (GM)
- "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger (GM)
- "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger (GM)
- "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger (GM)
- "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger (GM)
- "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger (GM)
- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
{% endalternateTitles %}
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger
- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger
- "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger
- "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
- "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
- "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
- "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger
- "Were You Crying?" - Tiger
- "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger
- "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger
- "Top Intern" - Tiger
- "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger
- "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger
- "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger
- "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger
- "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger
- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger
- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger
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title: Small Little Goblin Person
date: 2024-10-28
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{% prologue %}
High House Gazette
===
Now on Mondays!
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{% timeTag date %}
## Party At High House
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
{% endprologue %}
# Alternate Titles
<div class="alternate-titles">
- _"Shes Not Really Flattered by What You Just Said"_ - Boo
- _"You're Into Her Eating You?"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Make It Real Fancy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"That Sounds Like Something Poor People Eat"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Small Little Goblin Person"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Do You Want Me to Punch Her Nuts Too?"_ - Boo
- _"Never Murder Anyone"_ - Andy
- _"I Wink as I Kick Squish"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Ope, Too Late"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Opp Too Late"_ - Andy
</div>
{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Shes Not Really Flattered by What You Just Said"_ - Boo
- _"You're Into Her Eating You?"_ - Tiger
- _"I Make It Real Fancy"_ - Tiger
- _"That Sounds Like Something Poor People Eat"_ - Tiger
- _"Small Little Goblin Person"_ - Tiger
- _"Do You Want Me to Punch Her Nuts Too?"_ - Boo
- _"Never Murder Anyone"_ - Andy
- _"I Wink as I Kick Squish"_ - Tiger
- _"Ope, Too Late"_ - Tiger
- _"Opp Too Late"_ - Andy
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title: Shoot that Burnt Boy
date: 2024-11-11
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High House Gazette
===
Another day, another arson
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High House Gazette
===
Another day, another arson
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## Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire!
Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Djuckels had the opportunity to push the woman out of the window, but remembeing his dear Uncle Shulock's words ("Murder is wrong") he instead witheld his dark urges. Squish convinced Lord High Hill to turn over his security key. He passed it off to Patches, then went back outside. Lady High Hill, again suspicious, began climbing out the
## Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire!
(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Djuckels had the opportunity to push the woman out of the window, but remembeing his dear Uncle Shulock's words ("Murder is wrong") he instead witheld his dark urges. Squish convinced Lord High Hill to turn over his security key. He passed it off to Patches, then went back outside. Lady High Hill, again suspicious, began climbing out the
{% endprologue %}
(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
{% endprologue %}
# Alternate Titles
<div class="alternate-titles">
- _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger (GM)
{% alternateTitles %}
- _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger
- _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger
- _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger
- _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger
- _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger
- _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger
- _"Mother of My Future Goblin Children"_ - Boo
- _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger
- _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger
- _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger
- _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger
- _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger
- _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger
- _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger
- _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger
- _"I Forgot We Threw You Out the Window"_ - Boo
- _"I Should Get some Credit for That"_ - Andy
- _"When Theres a Fire You Juck"_ - Andy
- _"Let's Go You Little Green Goblin Man"_ - Boo
- _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger
- _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger
- _"I Cant Read Lady"_ - Andy
- _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger
- _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger
- _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger
- _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger
- _"I'll Write to you...well You Can't read...I'LL Draw to You"_ - Boo
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title: Baked Alaska
date: 2024-11-18
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{% prologue %}
Dark Water Weekly
==========================
No, no, don't come in here!
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{% timeTag date %}
## Fire In Your House And In Your Heart
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{% endprologue %}
{% alternateTitles %}
- _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ - Tiger
- _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ - Tiger
- _"The Mutiny Habits"_ - Bridget
- _"Im Just Moody"_ - Andy
- _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Baked Alaska"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Squishlicious over There"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Glittering From the Land"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ - Tiger
- _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ - Tiger
- _"Baked Alaska"_ - Tiger
- _"Squishlicious over There"_ - Tiger
- _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ - Tiger
- _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ - Tiger
- _"Glittering From the Land"_ - Tiger
{% endalternateTitles %}