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title: "Is here good? Questionable."
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episode: 21
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date: 2024-07-17
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{% prologue %}
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{% prologue %}
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Olden Times
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========================
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World's Oldest Newspaper
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<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
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{% timeTag date %}
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## Wanted Gang Terrorizes City
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Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire
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• **Whalers reported a Leviathan attack.** These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.\
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• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
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• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
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{% endprologue %}
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{% endprologue %}
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{% alternateTitles %}
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# Alternate Titles
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- "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM)
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- "Are You a Hobo?" - Tiger (GM)
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- "I Gave Myself the Promotion" - Tiger (GM)
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- "Rule 1: No Waffle Stomping" - Bridget
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- "Strong but Apt" - Tiger (GM)
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- "I Open the Door with My Pant Down" - Boo
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- "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM)
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- "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo
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- _"Where's Me Cabin Boy"_ - Tiger
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- _"Are You a Hobo?"_ - Tiger
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- _"I Gave Myself the Promotion"_ - Tiger
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- _"Rule 1: No Waffle Stomping"_ - Bridget
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- _"Strong but Apt"_ - Tiger
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- _"I Open the Door with My Pant Down"_ - Boo
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- _"Little Leg Liquor"_ - Tiger
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- _"Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?"_ - Boo
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{% endalternateTitles %}
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