2024-11-27

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 title: "Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests"
-episode: 24
 date: 2024-08-27
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 Oceanside Weekly
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+There's A Printing Press Down Here
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 ## Fish Out Of Water
 
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 In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.
 
 Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.
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 Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.
 
 The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
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+{% alternateTitles %}
+- _"Djuckles: Chief of Plotables"_ - Andy
+- _"I Can Make some...coconut Bombs..."_ - Boo
+- _"We Just Caused a Scene and Then Left"_ - Bridget
+- _"You Should Not Have Mocked that Child"_ - Boo
+- _"You Behind that Pillow!"_ - Tiger
+- _"It's Amazing because All that Happened, but It Didn't."_ - Boo
+- _"Let Me Tell You Something About that monkey....I Know that Monkey"_ - Boo
+- _"Monkey Sized Man"_ - Tiger
+- _"No One Is Gonna Believe Me About This Child"_ - Tiger
+- _"Mutiny the Captain Again"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Have Tried Nothing"_ - Tiger
+- _"My Names Not Really Patches, You Know that Right?"_ - Andy
+- _"This Was a Touching Moment"_ - Tiger
+- _"I'll Ingrate Myself"_ - Tiger
+- _"You Can't Catch a Monk Fish with a Monk Fish"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Lamplady"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Latern Part"_ - Tiger
+- _"You Caught It You Bought It"_ - Tiger
+- _"A Bad Batch of Onions"_ - Tiger
+- _"Squirelling Around"_ - Tiger
+- _"You Should Use the Other Eye"_ - Andy
+- _"We Have Flour"_ - Tiger
+- _"Big Bloomin Onion"_ - Tiger
+- _"GOD DOESN'T EXIST HERE"_ - Tiger
+- _"Ghost Butler"_ - Bridget
+- _"Was There Anyone on the Island Holding Their Crotch?"_ - Boo
+- _"Is There Booty?"_ - Tiger
+- _"Fantasy Spanish"_ - Tiger
+- _"Those Are Famous Last Words Too"_ - Tiger
+{% endalternateTitles%}