2024-11-27

content/episodes/s05/e26.md

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 title: Drums in the Poop Hole
-episode: 26
 date: 2024-09-25
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-
 {% prologue %} 
-
 Paradise Periodical
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 How Do You Know What S Happening We Re Trapped On The Ship
-<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
+{% timeTag date %}
 
 ## Strange Times On Stranger Shores
 Holy Ghosts
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 dinner.
 
 But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
+{% endprologue %}
 
- {% endprologue %}
+{% alternateTitles %}
+- _"Those Things Mean Nothing"_ - Tiger
+- _"Approach Her Flesh Please"_ - Tiger
+- _"May I Approach Her Flesh?"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Look Is Not the Problem!"_ - Tiger
+- _"Do You Know How to Read?"_ - Andy
+- _"Illiteracy Has Become a Plot Point"_ - Tiger
+- _"What Color Was He?"_ - Andy
+- _"Fleshback"_ - Bridget
+- _"I Didn't Go for Captains, Captains Go for Me!"_ - Boo
+- _"The One Thing You Weren't Supposed to Do"_ - Tiger
+- _"You Said You Would Help Me and You Fell Asleep"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Upword Float Noise"_ - Tiger
+- _"Buried It in Angry"_ - Tiger
+- _"Drums in the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
+- _"Can You Dig up the Poop Hole"_ - Tiger
+- _"ARE THESE ONIONS?! WHAT THE HELL"_ - Andy
+- _"I Don't Remember I'm Digging a Hole"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Hope It Gives You Enough Life to Vacate The.... Poophole (?)"_ - Andy
+- _"Good News, You Can Die Now"_ - Andy
+- _"I Dug This Hole All day...just for You!"_ - Boo
+- _"Yarr, Get in the Hole, M'lady"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Hope the Ship Is Still There"_ - Tiger
+- _"Flesh Test Everyone"_ - Tiger
+- _"Just when I'm Ready to Hate You, You Pull Me Back In"_ - Boo
+{% endalternateTitles%}