episode 2

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+title: Do Jedis Wear Socks?
+date: 2025-02-12
+---
+{% prologue %}
+# Episode 2
+## Outta the Sack
+
+**Conscripted!** Our three Jedi dropouts have been not-so-voluntarily recruited into the service of the shadowy Security and Intelligence Council, thrusting our unlikely crew into a deadly mission: eliminate (non-lethally?) the dangerous officer Tiber Solvar before he further destabilizes the sector and the republic. Complicating matters, the mission had been deemed non-official cover, meaning in the event they are caught, arrested, or featured on Galaxy's Most Wanted, the Council will act very surprised and say, "Who? Never heard of 'em."
+
+So, with only a single Space Casey's trip worth of resources and no way off-world, the crew is on their own in acquiring transport to the infamous Dead Meridian, where their mysterious handler, Commander Gorvek, awaits to escort them across the battlefront.
+
+The team's daring plan to secure a vehicle? Ask their supervisor – Kael Vorax. I'm sure they will have no need for persuasion, deception, or outright theft.
+{% endprologue%}
+
+{% alternateTitles%}
+- _"I Gotta Pick up an Animal"_ - Tiger
+- _"Flophouses Are Right up My Alley"_ - Boo
+- _"What's Really Going on Here"_ - Tiger
+- _"Space Marmot"_ - Tiger
+- _"Not up Your Alley"_ - Bridget
+- _"My Sensitive Eyes!"_ - Bridget
+- _"Stabby Fingers"_ - Tiger
+- _"Five Finger Fillet"_ - Tiger
+- _"Shocky Shocky"_ - Tiger
+- _"Believe It or Not, Ktaz Isn't at Home"_ - Tiger
+- _"Uli You Wanna Finish Him Off"_ - Andy
+- _"Dogs Are Ripping at My Robe"_ - Tiger
+- _"On My High Haunches"_ - Matt Stroh
+- _"YOU FLASHED HIS CROUCH"_ - Boo
+- _"Not My Shoes!"_ - Tiger
+- _"Between Two Thugs and a Dog Place"_ - Bridget
+- _"It's a Jedi Sock"_ - Tiger
+{% endalternateTitles%}