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 Faced with an armada on the horizon, the crew had to think fast. The began with a slighty fishy story about Squish returning home to visit his dead relative, with his pass in his other pants. Djuckles rigged up a set of speakers, enticing the captain to come out of his oftice and begin strumming. But before we could hear that sweet tune, Djuckles nut punched the captain mid squat. Squish and Patches race to the harp, with Squish just barely edging out the demon chef. Squish plays a few discordant chords, Patches snatches the harp away, and tossed it over the side, into the deep blue.
 
-Squish jumped over the edge, and manages to grab the harp before it sinks. In the meantime, the Captain regains his senses and his rage. Patches threw Djuckels into the grate of the ship, sending him crashing into the floor below. Djuckles fired the final cannonball from his flaming cannon. The Captain summoned his ghost crew, snatched the harp from Squish's hands, and threw the crew overboard, before single handedly smashing through the armada. The crew is now on the lycheros shore, facing the maze, that is Tycheros castle.
+Squish jumped over the edge, and manages to grab the harp before it sinks. In the meantime, the Captain regains his senses and his rage. Patches threw Djuckels into the grate of the ship, sending him crashing into the floor below. Djuckles fired the final cannonball from his flaming cannon. The Captain summoned his ghost crew, snatched the harp from Squish's hands, and threw the crew overboard, before single handedly smashing through the armada. The crew is now on the Lycheros shore, facing the maze, that is Tycheros castle.
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 {% alternateTitles%}

content/episodes/s05/e33.md

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+---
+title: Ooey Gooey Monster Boy
+date: 2024-12-30
+---
+{% prologue %}
+Mindflayer Monday
+===
+End of the season, baby! (Jk, maybe. Who knows?)
+{% timeTag date %}
+
+## Castle Of Horrors And Call Backs
+
+The crew decided to try the old "we're just dinner for grandpa's funeral" routine to sneak past the human-eating demons that live on Tycheros island. And it worked! The gang was able to make it to the entrance of the castle, only to be stopepd by a pair of greedy, hungry guards. With Squish's shooting and a pair of well timed Judo Chops to the neck, they fought their way into the castle interior. However, they were faced with dizzying and maze-like architecture. A post sign guided them towards the kitchen, the bedroom, and the ship. They decided on kitchen. They were met with the demon crew of the Kahuna Wave, which was a bit odd. Patches detected a flute at the center of the mirage, and once he blew that sucker, all hell broke loose. The gang fought the demons with again, more shooting, some shenanigans, and a tarzan-swing from the rafters. Djuckles tried to luck in the bedroom. The gang entered Lady High Hill's pink bedroom. Now, the monstrous form of Uncle Shyluck and Djuckle's bird-head girlfriend are frozen in a moment in time, and the gang has taken a break to discuss their next steps. There is another room yet to explore, and the final confrontation with the captain up ahead. Good luck, everybody!
+{% endprologue%}
+
+{% alternateTitles%}
+- _"Butt Tussling"_ - Bridget
+- _"I Get the Butt Touching"_ - Tiger
+- _"Hes Gonna Touch the Butt"_ - Andy
+- _"Shoot Everyone I Love"_ - Andy
+- _"Mouthful of Feathers"_ - Andy
+- _"Fistful of Feathers"_ - Boo
+- _"Dutifully and Flutifully"_ - Tiger
+- _"Trying to Make a Decission Right Now"_ - Tiger
+- _"The Flute Is My New Hobby"_ - Tiger
+- _"A Dirty Harry Hold"_ - Tiger
+- _"Ooy Gooey Monster Boy"_ - Tiger
+- _"We've Been Playing Beauty and the Beast for Like 20 Minutes Now"_ - Boo
+- _"I Dive Into the Body"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Dive Into the Body----Well We Weren't Expecting That!"_ - Boo
+- _"Did I Get Him in the Eye?"_ - Tiger
+- _"Don't You Want to Get Fed?"_ - Tiger
+- _"He Mud Tussled You!"_ - Boo
+- _"Okay Thank You for Nothing"_ - Tiger
+- _"Monkey Mind Meld"_ - Tiger
+- _"Your Famous Mutiny"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Partially Attuned"_ - Tiger
+- _"Derobed"_ - Tiger
+- _"Regular Prowl"_ - Tiger
+- _"You're More than Welcome to Creep Closer"_ - Tiger
+- _"Two Additional Steering Wheels Come Out of the Floor"_ - Andy
+- _"Vulnerable and Advantageous"_ - Tiger
+- _"His Horrible Fish"_ - Tiger
+- _"Sure Why Not?"_ - Tiger
+- _"Chewed Uranium"_ - Andy
+- _"I Did a Bad"_ - Tiger
+- _"Success Long String"_ - Tiger
+- _"Jump Into the Eye"_ - Tiger
+- _"I Expode His Eye!"_ - Andy
+- _"Dirty Gross Balloon"_ - Boo
+- _"Eyes Are the Testicles of the Face"_ - Andy
+{% endalternateTitles%}