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// Shortcodes
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eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode(
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"prologue",
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function(content) { return `<h2>Prologue</h2><section class="prologue">${md.render(content)}</section>` }
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function(content) { return `<h1>Prologue</h1><hr><section class="prologue">${md.render(content)}</section>` }
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);
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eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode(
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"masthead",
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);
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eleventyConfig.addPairedShortcode(
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"alternateTitles",
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function(content) { return `<section class="alternate-titles"><h2>Alternate Titles</h2>${md.render(content)}</section>` }
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function(content) { return `<section class="alternate-titles"><h1>Alternate Titles</h1><hr>${md.render(content)}</section>` }
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);
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eleventyConfig.addTransform("htmlmin", (content, outputPath) => {
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*.mp3
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.env
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.DS_Store
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*/.vscode
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=UnifrakturCook:wght@700&display=swap');
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=EB+Garamond:ital,wght@0,400..800;1,400..800&display=swap');
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.season-5 {
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.season-5, .season-3 {
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--newspaper-background-texture-image: url(../images/parchment.jpg);
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--newspaper-headline-font: 'Noticia Text';
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--newspaper-base-font: 'EB Garamond';
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# WAIL TO THE CHIMP!
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With the help of the crew, the clones have vanquished the Thaleo foe in their formally ‘inpenetrable’ fortress. Through some last minute heroics, and some bought time thanks to a mighty vibro-ax, the allies were able to crush the monkey king with his own tree trunk. Let’s hope the clone troopers reward our heroes with juicy plot treats regarding the The Radarian Chain hideout.
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Or more likely, the crew will try to bully them into giving up all their stuff and murder them before they saying anything about the plot.
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date: 2022-01-24
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---
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# DIPLOMAT ON BOARD!
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{% prologue %}
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"Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar.
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Butte you know what they say about when you assume...
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**DIPLOMAT ON BOARD!**
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"Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar.
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Butte you know what they say about when you assume...
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{% endprologue %}
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---
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title: "Punch It and Pull It"
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episode: 38
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date: 2022-02-01
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---
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{% prologue %}
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# SWAB THE DECK!
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# Episode {{episode}}
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**Swab The Deck!**
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The crew, aboard The Chandrilla Dispatch, successfully repelled pirates from The Radarian Chain, but not without the help of a pair of Fleet Officers. Now the crew must find their way closer to the origination of the pirate attack, and closer to their goal of fulfilling their bounty for the Butte Radar. However, although a few pirates suffered the ax of Ghost the white wookiee finds himself gravely injured, and will surely be out of action for at least the next few weeks.
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Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo.
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Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo.
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{% endprologue %}
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date: 2022-02-07
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---
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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**GIRONIMO!** A lucky leap and a clutch winch save our crew from the cold vast darkness of space. Thanks to a thrusting powerloader, Mack Skyblade, Zeke, Sarn Turbo, and Ghost have reunited with the Kahuna Wave after a daring defeat of would-be pirates. But the escapade was not without its costs. Jayk, one of the retired clone troopers, was killed and despite medical attention from Oake, Ghost has found himself with a serious injury requiring an emergency freezing in carbonite. Thankfully, the mission goal was successful, and the crew now has the coordinates of the Radian base known as The Vault.
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So the future is looking bright, which is probably why Ghost is wearing glareshades in that carbonite...
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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date: 2022-02-15
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---
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<section class="prologue">
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<div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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**DECEPTION!** After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot.
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</div>
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</section>
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{% endprologue %}
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date: 2022-03-01
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---
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## DING DONG THE BUTTE IS DEAD!
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Bling bling!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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date: 2022-03-09
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---
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<section class="prologue">
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<div>
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{% prologue %}
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# Episode {{episode}}
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## That was a Fake BUTT(E)
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We all knew it felt to real to be true!
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</div>
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</section>
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{% endprologue %}
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---
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title: "S02E01"
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episode: 1
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date: 2022-08-05
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---
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---
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title: "S02E02"
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episode: 2
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date: 2022-08-29
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---
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---
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title: "S02E03"
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episode: 3
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date: 2022-09-14
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---
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---
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title: "S02E04"
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episode: 4
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date: 2022-09-27
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---
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title: "S02E05"
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episode: 5
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date: 2022-10-25
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---
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title: "S02E06"
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episode: 6
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date: 2022-12-12
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---
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title: "S02E07"
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episode: 7
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date: 2022-12-19
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---
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title: "S02E08"
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episode: 8
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date: 2023-02-15
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---
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title: "S02E09"
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episode: 9
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date: 2023-02-22
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title: "S02E10"
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episode: 10
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date: 2023-03-09
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---
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title: "S02E11"
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episode: 11
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date: 2023-03-16
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date: 2023-04-05
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---
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date:2023-04-12
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{%prologue%}
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{%masthead%}
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# Olden Times
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The Worlds Oldest Newspaper
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{%endmasthead%}
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{%headline%}
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# Break In At Iruvian School
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## Little Boy Witness To Dasterdly Scheme
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{%endheadline%}
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The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.
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A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.
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date: 2023-04-12
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---
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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Olden Times
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===========================
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The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror
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But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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date: 2023-04-19
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# Prologue
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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Doskvol Inquirer
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======================
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Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices.
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Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres.
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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# Prologue
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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Doskvol Inquirer
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Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices.
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Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres.
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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---
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{% prologue %}
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Doskvol Daily
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===================================
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I Forgot To Do This Earlier Edition
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They got the caviar, then saved Captain Dawn, then the rest of the crew, include Peeway, the burned guy that everyone picks on. Plus, they got to keep the nicotine-addicted monkey.
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But actions have consequences. Making an enemy of the Department of Preservation is never a good idea. The Spirit Wardens will not be happy about three dead bodies lying in a boat in the bottom of the river. Will the Captain be able to get over his ghost commanding impotence? And is keeping a cigarette smoking chimp a smart idea in a wooden shack?
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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# Prologue
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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{% prologue %}
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Old Timey Gazette
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So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library!
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But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?!
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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# Prologue
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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Junkfort Journal
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=================
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You also fostered community relationships. Rigby is scared you'll blow up the Toad, so free healing! And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet! And now you have a lion, whose knowledge, while limited, is sometimes useful.
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Truly, you are on top of your game, and things can only improve from here.
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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# Prologue
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<section class="prologue"><div>
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Junkfort Journal
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===========================
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Baz had Sculock thrown in prison! And now the prison alarms have gone off, and the crew is ironically stuck inside a the prison they were trying to sneak into.
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How deep is Baz's betrayal? How will they get out? Will Chuckles learn what conjugal means? Tune in next time...
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</div></section>
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{% endprologue %}
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Prisoner Perodicals
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Now, they have to break out.
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Junkfort Journal
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===========================
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Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door.
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So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next?
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Sewer Sentinel
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==============================
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Squish had lady trouble at the Golden Plume. While impressing Chef Roselle with his slug boom boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar. Roselle tossed him out, where he then met Lady Emoria. He harrassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich.
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Now is a time of new beginnings, and maybe, new endings. Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignornat of what's around the bend.
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Garbarge Gazette
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Captain and Djuckles "nut punched" their way to victory. They convinced Squish not to kill Tawny, but instead bully him into joining their crew.
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Now the crew must meet with Dawn, and try to convince her to give up the location of the treasurer. Is this treasurer all it seems? Or is the Maa Goo Fin a worthless object, only necessary to drive the plot forward?
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A battle commenced between the Garbarge Boys and the Ministry. Eventually, they were able to enter the office where the treasurer was beind held Inside, they found the MaGoo Fin, gold, and a map, leading to the captain's ship.
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Now the crew must decide their next steps. Can the Captain find his ship? Do they tempt the Void Sea, and search out the treasure? Will Baz evenly allow them to leave the city?
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<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Olden Times
|
||||
===========================
|
||||
@@ -19,4 +18,4 @@ The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kah
|
||||
The Captain also finished working on the Garbarge and has made her sea worthy, after visiting what may have been a sailing themed restaurant.
|
||||
But good sails and a long stick does not make for an easy voyage. They first have to leave the city, and Baz controls the docks. They don't have any supplies, and the Void Sea is dangerous, mysterious place that few venture. This mission may be the last our crew undertake.
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 18
|
||||
date: 2023-11-15
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Sea Monkey Monthly
|
||||
=====================================
|
||||
@@ -14,11 +13,10 @@ This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls
|
||||
|
||||
## Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.
|
||||
But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.
|
||||
The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.
|
||||
There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.
|
||||
So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 19
|
||||
date: 2023-11-29
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Shipwrecked Sentinel
|
||||
===================================================
|
||||
@@ -22,4 +21,4 @@ Eventually, Djuckles tried his ol' nut puching technique, but alas, could not fi
|
||||
The crew washed upon the shores, and were greeted by friendly locals. Deedee and Tawny are missing.
|
||||
What fresh horros away our crew on the AVOID AT ALL COSTS ISLAND?
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 20
|
||||
date: 2023-12-06
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Bon Voyage Bulletin
|
||||
==========================
|
||||
@@ -14,7 +13,6 @@ Special Edition Last Issue
|
||||
|
||||
## An Unpleasant Dinner Party
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
After a tough battle with the Leviathan, our crew woke up to find themselves on an island inhabited by friendly midwesteners named Nelson. Nelson and his wife, Nelsa, welcomed the crew to their home with a warm fruit casserole and inivtation to dinner. Squish at the entire thing.
|
||||
After being tipped off by one of the Nelsons to avoid the food, Squish regurgitated his meal. Djuckles joined the Nelsons for short predinner playdate, and while Captain was keeping watch, he was captured! Squish stayed a shore, but the two rapscallions turned on their friend, and led him towards certain death.
|
||||
But wait! Shia surprise! Djuckles and the Captain performed an excellent fusion dance and lit Nelson, the Nelsons, and the entire forest aflame!
|
||||
@@ -22,4 +20,4 @@ Sweet Deedee found them, and led them deeper in the forest, where Tawny awaited,
|
||||
The three found a cave and, seeing no way out, descended forward. However, they go in alone.
|
||||
What awaits our crew in the dark? What is at the end of the tunnel? And will this finally be the last epsiode of the Adventures of the Junk Fort Boys?
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -2,5 +2,6 @@
|
||||
"season": 3,
|
||||
"tags": [
|
||||
"campaign:junkfort-boyz", "season:3"
|
||||
]
|
||||
],
|
||||
"stylesheets": ["/css/s05.css"]
|
||||
}
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 47
|
||||
date: 2024-01-03
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 48
|
||||
date: 2024-01-21
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 49
|
||||
date: 2024-01-29
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 50
|
||||
date: 2024-01-30
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 51
|
||||
date: 2024-02-13
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 52
|
||||
date: 2024-03-07
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 53
|
||||
date: 2024-03-21
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 54
|
||||
date: 2024-04-03
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 55
|
||||
date: 2024-04-19
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 56
|
||||
date: 2024-05-08
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ episode: 57
|
||||
date: 2024-06-13
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
|
||||
# Episode {{episode}}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ episode: 21
|
||||
date: 2024-07-17
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
<section class="prologue">
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Olden Times
|
||||
========================
|
||||
@@ -25,9 +25,9 @@ In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and ru
|
||||
• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
|
||||
• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
<section class="alternate-titles">
|
||||
{% alternateTitles %}
|
||||
|
||||
# Alternate Titles
|
||||
- "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
@@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and ru
|
||||
- "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% endalternateTitles %}
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 22
|
||||
date: 2024-07-31
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Bon Voyage Bulletin
|
||||
====================
|
||||
@@ -25,4 +24,4 @@ After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big t
|
||||
|
||||
Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 23
|
||||
date: 2024-08-14
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Nautical Newsletter
|
||||
================================
|
||||
@@ -25,4 +24,4 @@ Filling their pockets with tobacco and cannon balls, they severely crippled the
|
||||
|
||||
Tycheros:
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 24
|
||||
date: 2024-08-27
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Oceanside Weekly
|
||||
==================================
|
||||
@@ -27,4 +26,4 @@ Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to t
|
||||
|
||||
The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 25
|
||||
date: 2024-09-11
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Bon Voyage Bulletin
|
||||
==========================================================
|
||||
@@ -23,4 +22,4 @@ But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious gi
|
||||
|
||||
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
@@ -4,8 +4,7 @@ episode: 26
|
||||
date: 2024-09-25
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue"><div>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Paradise Periodical
|
||||
==========================================================
|
||||
@@ -19,9 +18,8 @@ After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds
|
||||
|
||||
The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
dinner.
|
||||
|
||||
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
|
||||
|
||||
</div></section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -6,8 +6,7 @@ date: 2024-10-02
|
||||
podcast: true
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue">
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
Deep Water Digest
|
||||
====================================
|
||||
@@ -22,10 +21,10 @@ podcast: true
|
||||
|
||||
After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
# Alternate Titles
|
||||
<section class="alternate-titles">
|
||||
{% alternateTitles %}
|
||||
|
||||
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
@@ -47,4 +46,4 @@ podcast: true
|
||||
- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% endalternateTitles %}
|
||||
@@ -3,16 +3,34 @@ title: Small Little Goblin Person
|
||||
date: 2024-10-28
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue">
|
||||
High House Gazette
|
||||
===
|
||||
Now on Mondays!
|
||||
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
High House Gazette
|
||||
===
|
||||
Now on Mondays!
|
||||
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
|
||||
|
||||
## Party At High House
|
||||
|
||||
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
|
||||
|
||||
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
|
||||
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
# Alternate Titles
|
||||
<div class="alternate-titles">
|
||||
|
||||
## Party At High House
|
||||
- _"Shes Not Really Flattered by What You Just Said"_ - Boo
|
||||
- _"You're Into Her Eating You?"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Make It Real Fancy"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"That Sounds Like Something Poor People Eat"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Small Little Goblin Person"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Do You Want Me to Punch Her Nuts Too?"_ - Boo
|
||||
- _"Never Murder Anyone"_ - Andy
|
||||
- _"I Wink as I Kick Squish"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Ope, Too Late"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Opp Too Late"_ - Andy
|
||||
|
||||
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
|
||||
|
||||
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -3,8 +3,7 @@ title: Shoot that Burnt Boy
|
||||
date: 2024-11-11
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue">
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
High House Gazette
|
||||
===
|
||||
@@ -17,4 +16,37 @@ date: 2024-11-11
|
||||
|
||||
(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
# Alternate Titles
|
||||
<div class="alternate-titles">
|
||||
|
||||
- _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Mother of My Future Goblin Children"_ - Boo
|
||||
- _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Forgot We Threw You Out the Window"_ - Boo
|
||||
- _"I Should Get some Credit for That"_ - Andy
|
||||
- _"When Theres a Fire You Juck"_ - Andy
|
||||
- _"Let's Go You Little Green Goblin Man"_ - Boo
|
||||
- _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Cant Read Lady"_ - Andy
|
||||
- _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I'll Write to you...well You Can't read...I'LL Draw to You"_ - Boo
|
||||
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -3,13 +3,11 @@ title:
|
||||
date: 2024-11-18
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
# Prologue
|
||||
<section class="prologue">
|
||||
|
||||
{% prologue %}
|
||||
Dark Water Weekly
|
||||
==========================
|
||||
No, no, don't come in here!
|
||||
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
|
||||
{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}
|
||||
|
||||
## Fire In Your House And In Your Heart
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -18,22 +16,18 @@ Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet
|
||||
They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates.
|
||||
|
||||
As they made a hasty retreat, Lady High Hill warned Djuckels about the true nature of the harp. It can cause anyone who hears it to obey the player, and now it's in the hands of a murderous ghost pirate.
|
||||
{% endprologue %}
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
|
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# Alternate Titles
|
||||
<section class="alternate-titles">
|
||||
|
||||
* _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"The Mutiny Habits"_ \- Bridget
|
||||
* _"Im Just Moody"_ \- Andy
|
||||
* _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"Baked Alaska"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"Squishlicious over There"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
* _"Glittering From the Land"_ \- Tiger (GM)
|
||||
|
||||
</section>
|
||||
{% alternateTitles %}
|
||||
- _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"The Mutiny Habits"_ - Bridget
|
||||
- _"Im Just Moody"_ - Andy
|
||||
- _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Baked Alaska"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Squishlicious over There"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
- _"Glittering From the Land"_ - Tiger (GM)
|
||||
{% endalternateTitles %}
|
||||
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</nav>
|
||||
<main class="container">
|
||||
<main class="container p-0 p-md-4">
|
||||
{{{content}}}
|
||||
</main>
|
||||
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.0/dist/js/bootstrap.bundle.min.js"
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -10,9 +10,8 @@ layout: base-with-heading
|
||||
{{/with}}
|
||||
{{/each}}
|
||||
<h1>Episodes</h1>
|
||||
<ul>
|
||||
{{#each episodes}}
|
||||
<li class="card my-2">
|
||||
<div class="card my-2">
|
||||
<div class="card-body">
|
||||
<h5 class="card-title">
|
||||
<a href="{{{this.page.url}}}">
|
||||
@@ -21,9 +20,8 @@ layout: base-with-heading
|
||||
</h5>
|
||||
<span class="card-subtitle mb-2 text-body-secondary">{{{date this.date "MMM D, YYYY"}}}</h6>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</li>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
{{/each}}
|
||||
</ul>
|
||||
<div aria-label="Page navigation">
|
||||
<ul class="pagination">
|
||||
<li class="page-item {{#eq pagination.pageNumber 0}}disabled{{/eq}}"><a class="page-link" href="{{pagination.previous}}">Previous</a></li>
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -3,37 +3,33 @@ layout: "base"
|
||||
eleventyComputed:
|
||||
bodyClasses: "episode season-{{season}}"
|
||||
---
|
||||
<div class="bg-body-tertiary p-4 my-2 rounded">
|
||||
<div class="row">
|
||||
<div class="col"><img src="{{{this.url}}}../image.jpg" class="img-fluid"></div>
|
||||
<div class="col">
|
||||
<h1>{{#if title}}{{{title}}}{{else}}Episode {{episode}}{{/if}}</h1>
|
||||
Season {{season}}, Episode {{episode}} <br>
|
||||
<date>{{formatDate this.date "MMMM d, yyyy"}}</date><br>
|
||||
{{#if podcast.enclosureUrl}}
|
||||
<a href="{{{podcast.enclosureUrl}}}">Download</a>
|
||||
<audio controls>
|
||||
<source src="{{{podcast.enclosureUrl}}}" type="audio/mpeg">
|
||||
Your browser does not support the audio element.
|
||||
</audio>
|
||||
{{/if}}
|
||||
<div class="d-flex felx-wrap m-1 gap-1">
|
||||
{{#each tags}}
|
||||
{{#unlessEq this "episode"}}
|
||||
{{#with (findPageByTag this ../collections) as |page|}}
|
||||
<a href="{{ page.url }}" class="badge text-bg-dark fw-light rounded-1">{{ page.data.title }}</a>
|
||||
{{/with}}
|
||||
{{/unlessEq}}
|
||||
|
||||
<div class="container py-5">
|
||||
<div class="bg-body-tertiary p-4 my-2 rounded">
|
||||
<div class="row">
|
||||
<div class="col"><img src="{{{this.url}}}../image.jpg" class="img-fluid"></div>
|
||||
<div class="col">
|
||||
<h1>{{#if title}}{{{title}}}{{else}}Episode {{episode}}{{/if}}</h1>
|
||||
Season {{season}}, Episode {{episode}} <br>
|
||||
<date>{{formatDate this.date "MMMM d, yyyy"}}</date><br>
|
||||
{{#if podcast.enclosureUrl}}
|
||||
<a href="{{{podcast.enclosureUrl}}}">Download</a>
|
||||
<audio controls>
|
||||
<source src="{{{podcast.enclosureUrl}}}" type="audio/mpeg">
|
||||
Your browser does not support the audio element.
|
||||
</audio>
|
||||
{{/if}}
|
||||
<div class="d-flex felx-wrap m-1 gap-1">
|
||||
{{#each tags}}
|
||||
{{#unlessEq this "episode"}}
|
||||
{{#with (findPageByTag this ../collections) as |page|}}
|
||||
<a href="{{ page.url }}" class="badge text-bg-dark fw-light rounded-1">{{ page.data.title }}</a>
|
||||
{{/with}}
|
||||
{{/unlessEq}}
|
||||
|
||||
{{/each}}
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
{{/each}}
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
{{{content}}}
|
||||
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
||||
{{{content}}}
|
||||
|
||||
Reference in New Issue
Block a user