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date: 2024-07-17
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<section class="prologue">
{% prologue %}
Olden Times
========================
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• **Fire on Nelson Island.** Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams.\
• **The return of Captain Fitzclyde?** Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
</section>
{% endprologue %}
<section class="alternate-titles">
{% alternateTitles %}
# Alternate Titles
- "Where's Me Cabin Boy" - Tiger (GM)
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- "Little Leg Liquor" - Tiger (GM)
- "Djuckles Did You Talk to Patches in His Latrine?" - Boo
</section>
{% endalternateTitles %}

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date: 2024-07-31
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
{% prologue %}
Bon Voyage Bulletin
====================
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Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?
</div></section>
{% endprologue %}

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date: 2024-08-14
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
{% prologue %}
Nautical Newsletter
================================
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Tycheros：
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{% endprologue %}

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date: 2024-08-27
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
{% prologue %}
Oceanside Weekly
==================================
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The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
</div></section>
{% endprologue %}

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date: 2024-09-11
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
{% prologue %}
Bon Voyage Bulletin
==========================================================
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But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
</div></section>
{% endprologue %}

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date: 2024-09-25
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue"><div>
{% prologue %}
Paradise Periodical
==========================================================
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The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
</div></section>
dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
</div></section>
{% endprologue %}

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podcast: true
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue">
{% prologue %}
Deep Water Digest
====================================
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After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
</section>
{% endprologue %}
# Alternate Titles
<section class="alternate-titles">
{% alternateTitles %}
- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
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- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
</section>
{% endalternateTitles %}

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date: 2024-10-28
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue">
High House Gazette
===
Now on Mondays!
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
{% prologue %}
High House Gazette
===
Now on Mondays!
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
## Party At High House
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
{% endprologue %}
# Alternate Titles
<div class="alternate-titles">
## Party At High House
- _"Shes Not Really Flattered by What You Just Said"_ - Boo
- _"You're Into Her Eating You?"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Make It Real Fancy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"That Sounds Like Something Poor People Eat"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Small Little Goblin Person"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Do You Want Me to Punch Her Nuts Too?"_ - Boo
- _"Never Murder Anyone"_ - Andy
- _"I Wink as I Kick Squish"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Ope, Too Late"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Opp Too Late"_ - Andy
Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so embarassing that Tawny immediately lost his job. They then offered Tawny his old job back, which he took.
with some minor stipulations. The captain then suggested they crash a party at High House, home to the governor of the island, and steal their treasurer and generally be a nuisance to the rich. He was particularly interested in the Black Harp. However, the three were unprepared and had no plan at all. The three ended up being captured, individually, and taken to the kitchens to be "dealt with." That's when they met Lady High Hill, daughter of the governor. She seems to know something about their plan to steal the harp. Friend or foe, who knows?
</section>
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date: 2024-11-11
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue">
{% prologue %}
High House Gazette
===
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(the door was locked by a turnip.) Squish kicked her off the wall, and she landed safely, albeit on top of Djuckles. Meanwhile, Patches pulled out his best military impression and convinced the guards to let him into the vault tower. He saw the large chest, too big to carry on his own. He thought of a cunning plan, and would you believe it, he summoned Hotman to set the house ablaze. So surprise, surprise, the house is on fire again. The guards have surrounded in on the chest, and all chaos is about to break loose. Will they rescue the harp in time?
</section>
{% endprologue %}
# Alternate Titles
<div class="alternate-titles">
- _"Grey as Hell"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Hunky Guards"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Russian Roulette Masks"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Very Large Chest"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Like This Plan"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Bones and Delicate Wood"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Mother of My Future Goblin Children"_ - Boo
- _"I'm Bein' Real Easy to Throw"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Um Do I Toss Her?"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Time for some Splodables"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Blood and Thistles"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Level 2 Love Concussion"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Djuck Daddy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Shoot that Burnt Boy"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"You Threw Me Out the Window!~"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Forgot We Threw You Out the Window"_ - Boo
- _"I Should Get some Credit for That"_ - Andy
- _"When Theres a Fire You Juck"_ - Andy
- _"Let's Go You Little Green Goblin Man"_ - Boo
- _"I'm on the Ground Being Tussled by a Man"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"The Horribly Burned Man, I Kick Him in the Face"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Cant Read Lady"_ - Andy
- _"The Room Is Full of Flame"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Repeat, It Is Made Out of Bone"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Grab the Chest Run"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I'm Jumping Out the Window, God Damn It!"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I'll Write to you...well You Can't read...I'LL Draw to You"_ - Boo
</div>

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date: 2024-11-18
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# Prologue
<section class="prologue">
{% prologue %}
Dark Water Weekly
==========================
No, no, don't come in here!
<date>{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}</date>
{{ page.date | formatDate: "EEE, MMM d yyyy" }}
## Fire In Your House And In Your Heart
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They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady High Hill escaped through the window, with Djuckles suffering a few injuries on the way down. Djuckles ran back inside the house, where he saved Lord High Hill, and told the real Captain of their plight. Patches and Squish stayed to fight for the chest. Despite three of the four gas masks exploding in their favor, it was still a tough battle.Soon they were backed into a corner, with fire behind them, and guards between them and their prize. Suddenly, the Captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest, and rescued his crew mates.
As they made a hasty retreat, Lady High Hill warned Djuckels about the true nature of the harp. It can cause anyone who hears it to obey the player, and now it's in the hands of a murderous ghost pirate.
{% endprologue %}
</section>
# Alternate Titles
<section class="alternate-titles">
* _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"The Mutiny Habits"_ \- Bridget
* _"Im Just Moody"_ \- Andy
* _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"Baked Alaska"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"Squishlicious over There"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ \- Tiger (GM)
* _"Glittering From the Land"_ \- Tiger (GM)
</section>
{% alternateTitles %}
- _"I Thought It Was a Fish"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"I Got Hammocked This Morning"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"The Mutiny Habits"_ - Bridget
- _"Im Just Moody"_ - Andy
- _"Trying to Cheer up Djuckles"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"He's Never Liked Any of You"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Baked Alaska"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Squishlicious over There"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"What Even Is a Shallot"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"That Was a Very Touching Moment in My Head"_ - Tiger (GM)
- _"Glittering From the Land"_ - Tiger (GM)
{% endalternateTitles %}