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+title: "You Shot a Container, then Fell Over"
+episode: 15
+date: 2021-04-26
+---
+
+Mack shot a gand in the gonads and finally got some alone time piloting the kahuna, RX-78 notched a few more kills and reunited with a droid comrade, and Sarn got slapped again, this time for a crude gesture made while trying to woo a woman in front of her brother.

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+---
+title: "I Thought You Were Outside"
+episode: 16
+date: 2021-05-03
+---
+
+# HOMECOMING! 
+
+The crew finds themselves back on Tatooine, with Sarn Turbo and RX-78 having hitched a ride aboard the Lucky Guess and with Mack Skyblade close behind piloting the Kahuna Wave. After spending some time getting reacquainted with Vorn and R5-K3 and a detour through Shantytown, the group has reunited on the streets of Mos Shuuta. Now the crew must find a way to escape Teemo the Hutt's bounty before it comes to them. How will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hive of scum and villainy....
+Mack twicely blaster-thumped a kubaz, Sarn has an odd association and/or obsession between ryll canisters and penises, and RX was definitely not outside but instead played heavy by menacingly standing over the shoulder of his crewmates during tense situations.

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+---
+title: "We're Going to Betray the Hell Out of Him"
+episode: 17
+date: 2021-05-10
+---
+
+# THWACKED!
+
+After reuniting at Mos Shuuta, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with STARBASS, a drug dealer operating out of the cantina. He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding TEEMO THE HUTT and his more senior Hutts. He has agreed to be shown evidence at the landing bay.
+
+However, the RX-78 and MACK SKYBLADE found bumping into THWEEK again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence. The kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.
+
+But to whom....?
+
+Starbass, a small dreamer, was killed for giving the crew a good idea. Mack hid and shot a walkway down, pinning some thugs for RX to jam his rifle trying to kill, but allowing Sarn to get off a one-liner before inevitably murdering him. RX's knowledge of battledroids came in handy, but his knowledge of the average size of Kubaz's penis did not.

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+---
+title: "I'm Upset From All My Failures"
+episode: 18
+date: 2021-05-17
+---
+
+RX bonded with a fellow “comrade” droid head and got a tingle in his pingle. Mack was somewhat confused as to the many changes in the plan, but did get to bumble around the Hutt palace in goggles. And Sarn succeeded at exactly zero checks. Oh, also, did I mention Trex?

content/episodes/s01/e19.md

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+---
+title: "Flashback: You're a Terrible Child"
+episode: 19
+date: 2021-05-24
+---
+
+# Prequel!
+
+In a time before the Kahuna Wave, Sarn Turbo was a young bounty hunter. A steady work flow came from Teemo the Hutt, sometimes the work was dirty, but it paid the bills, and bought the Ryll. The Twi'lek was earning a reputation as a bounty hunter who could get things done and wasn't afraid of a fight.
+
+Mac Skyblade was a smuggler with a mysterious past. He too, finished contracts and was starting to garner a reputation of his own as a man who somehow may take a round-about way to the end goal, but still crossed the finish line.Pinned down on the edge of Shantytown, Sarn Turbo has brought the most recent bounty to a safe-house, now awaiting "The Smuglord" to help bring the bounty home.

content/episodes/s01/e20.md

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+---
+title: "Cunkle Jabba"
+episode: 20
+date: 2021-06-05
+---
+
+Episode 20

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+---
+title: "Half a Hashbrown"
+episode: 21
+date: 2021-08-09
+---
+
+It is a dark time for the galaxy. The city of Coruscant, once the glittering pearl of the Republic, now languishes under the shadow of the Galactic Empire. A bustling black market flourishes in the underworld, controlled by the notorious crime syndicate Black Sun
+
+Hired to infiltrate a Black Sun outpost and retrieve vital data on a bounty hunter who betrayed the Pyke Syndicate, a small group of enterprising individuals works rapidly to access the heavily encrypted Black Sun network as things take a turn for the worse...

content/episodes/s01/e22.md

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+---
+title: "I Found a Guy with a Vest"
+episode: 22
+date: 2021-08-17
+---
+
+# KLAXON!
+
+The crew found themselves being pursued by dangerous Black Sun thugs following a somewhat botched robbery. After a daring, barrel rolling escape from the thugs, our hitched a taxi to Chopper's chop shop to drop off the stolen data. The friendly (but sleeping) Besalisk owner has just greeted our old friends and welcomed them in.
+
+But will they ever get their "BIG BREAKFAST"??

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+---
+title: "A Hand on the Fuel Line"
+episode: 23
+date: 2021-08-30
+---
+
+Episode 23

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+---
+title: "Secret Knock"
+episode: 24
+date: 2021-08-31
+---
+
+Episode 24

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+---
+title: "Stay Behind the Copier"
+episode: 25
+date: 2021-09-13
+---
+
+# EXHAUSTED!
+
+No thanks to the brilliant tactics of losing at sabacc by Mack and Sarn, RX managed to make friendly with Verannis, a Black Sun associate, by telling him about the shadier dealings of Kaa'to Leeachos. Despite the crew having just robbed the Black Sun's data warehouse leading to a barrel rolling chase, they managed to intrigue Verannis enough to gain some insider information regarding the Zelcomm Tower.
+
+But, presently, the crew find themselves passed out at Chopper's Chop Shop on some makeshift "beds" consisting of Speeder bench seats.
+
+And they smell strongly of Ughnaughts....

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+---
+title: "A Night in the Wind"
+episode: 26
+date: 2021-09-20
+---
+
+# MAKING COPIES!
+
+Last week, the crew made a daring escape with the help of a (definitely non-sentient) copy droid. Now, they find themselves outside Zelcomm Tower with the information they sought: an invoice for a partial shipment of weapons delivered to a kelerium processing plant in Sector 943 care of none other than Kaa'to Leeachos, a shipment scheduled to arrive later this evening at the abandoned section of the factory. But their mission to retrieve this information was a little bit less quiet than they hoped.
+
+Let's hope that fern hides those bodies...

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+---
+title: "Mama, Hold Me"
+episode: 27
+date: 2021-10-12
+---
+
+# Face to Face!
+
+The crew has tracked down their target to an abandoned section in the NovaCORE kelerium processing plant. On a hunch, Sarn Turbo and RX-78 enter the plant through a door in the back, discovering a booby trap and eventually a hideout. Mack Skyblade, meanwhile made a different, stealthier, entrance and narrowly escaped discovery by the plant's Mustafarians and autonomous droids.
+
+After Sarn hucks a live stun grenade into the factory (rather then let some booty go unplundered), he unwittingly stuns and blinds his human crewmate. Sarn and RX-78 have now exited the hideout, bumping into none other than Kaa'to Leeachos himself. 
+
+How will they disarm his multiple genitalia?

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+---
+title: "You Have Indigestion!"
+episode: 28
+date: 2021-11-16
+---
+
+# Dismembered!
+
+The crew is battered, but triumphant. Kaa'to Leeachos is reduced to a downward facing exploded man. Only one of his previously plenty genitalia remain, and it sits atop the disembodied head of fallen comrade, RX-78. Limping, Sarn Turbo and Mack Skyblade have just squeaked out of the factory, lucky to not have raised the ire of the Mustafarian managers. 
+
+Maybe if Sarn had accepted the help from "white wookie from Spyder" instead of hanging up on him, they wouldn't be so battered!

content/episodes/s01/e29.md

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+---
+title: "What is that Smell?"
+episode: 29
+date: 2021-11-22
+---
+
+# STUFFED!
+
+The crew, fresh off the regret of a big breakfast find themselves the proud recipients of a coupon book, courtesy of the chamber of commerce of Coruscant. Besides helping them finish their breakfast, their new friend Ghost has brought to them a bounty that seemingly has ties to the infamous Butte Radar, a foe from the crew’s past.
+
+But in the meantime, where can a smugglord find some antacids?

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+---
+title: "Berries on the top of the Squirrel Pie"
+episode: 30
+date: 2021-11-30
+---
+
+# SHOPPING!
+
+After the crew spent a great deal of time over at Eozlin's General Store, picking up odds and ends, the crew has returned, at last to the Kahuna Wave. Once aboard, something smelt amiss to Ghost, but it's now looking like Sarn Turbo and Mack Skyblade were able to dodge a "pull-it" (as in arms). Exhausted, they have returned to their quarters for a bit of relaxation as they head to Taleucema on the planet Saleucami.
+
+Let's hope GP-RX astrogated well....

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+---
+title: "I Didn’t Even Know the Stun Setting Was There"
+episode: 31
+date: 2021-12-06
+---
+
+# BACK TO WORK!
+
+The crew has rolled up their sleeves, eager to earn a fat bounty from the Zann Consortium. Ghost for the Butte, Mack for the Butt, and Sarn Turbo, well, Sarn just likes to hunt.  After a brief detour for some Ryll, we last left our heroes pursuing their first lead, an older, apparently drunk man named Graf Lind.
+
+Well, I guess maybe they have something in common.

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+---
+title: "Flashback: What Other Choice Did I Have?"
+episode: 32
+date: 2021-12-14
+---
+
+# BACK TO THE FLASH BACK!
+
+A young Sarn Turbo has accomplished what will be his first bragging right, bringing down a Butte Radar. A young Mack Skyblade joins Sarn in a safe house, the duo just having dispersed a gang of Radarians. The fast friends have regained custody of their bounty, a child by the name of Beb Bibo, son of famous jizz musician Bob Bibu, but not before taking on a few wounds.
+
+Not super great for their first babysitting gig!

content/episodes/s01/e33.md

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+---
+title: "Flashback:"
+episode: 33
+date: 2021-12-27
+---
+
+# GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!
+
+After making a brief but loud scene, Sarn Turbo and Beb Bibo have been apprehended in the Mos Shuuta space port. However, Mack Skyblade seemingly has successfully blended into the background and out of the trouble. From a short distance, he looks on as the stormtroopers carry off his new coworker and latest smugglee. 
+
+Maybe the prison guards will have a manager to speak to!

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+---
+title: "Never Stop Troopin'"
+episode: 34
+date: 2022-01-03
+---
+
+# STUNNED!
+
+The crew have found themselves deep in Blackwind Crater, looking for some trace of the The Radarian Chain Gang, the organization that serves Butte Radar. Accompanying them is Graf Lind, a one-legged former Radarian himself. Thanks to some intel from Krezo, they know that someone named Mandi mentioned something about Blackwind Crater. So they charged in. And were attacked by a Thaelo. And now Ghost is covered in unconscious monkey.
+
+But which one is the monkey and which one is the wookiee?

content/episodes/s01/e35.md

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+---
+title: "All the Kongs"
+episode: 35
+date: 2022-01-10
+---
+
+CLONES-A-POPPIN!
+
+The crew have somewhat ingratiated themselves with a group of has-been clone troopers they found (or that found the crew) in Blackwind Crater. Although, Ghost was dismayed that the group does odd jobs for the The Radarian Chain, the crew has agreed to help the geriatric soldiers with their Thaleo problem in the hopes that they have some plot-important information.
+
+Let's hope it doesn't lead to another dead-end retention pond!

content/episodes/s01/e36.md

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+---
+title: "And Snacks for the Wookiee, Please"
+episode: 36
+date: 2022-01-18
+---
+
+# WAIL TO THE CHIMP!
+
+
+
+With the help of the crew, the clones have vanquished the Thaleo foe in their formally ‘inpenetrable’ fortress. Through some last minute heroics, and some bought time thanks to a mighty vibro-ax, the allies were able to crush the monkey king with his own tree trunk. Let’s hope the clone troopers reward our heroes with juicy plot treats regarding the The Radarian Chain hideout.
+
+Or more likely, the crew will try to bully them into giving up all their stuff and murder them before they saying anything about the plot.

content/episodes/s01/e37.md

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+---
+title: "You’re Like The Sarn of this Battle"
+episode: 37
+date: 2022-01-24
+---
+
+# DIPLOMAT ON BOARD!
+
+"Diplomat" Mack "Saint" Skyblade has got the crew, and a few friendly clone troopers, aboard the Chandrilla Dispatch. Thanks to some intel from the troopers, the crew knows the Dispatch is likely to be a target for the pirates of The Radarian Chain. Tacticians Ghost and Sarn Turbo are ever closer to executing their plan to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship. Assuming the ambush is successful, they can find the origination of these pirates and get even close to Butte Radar.
+
+Butte you know what they say about when you assume...

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+---
+title: "Punch It and Pull It"
+episode: 38
+date: 2022-02-01
+---
+
+# SWAB THE DECK!
+
+The crew, aboard The Chandrilla Dispatch, successfully repelled pirates from The Radarian Chain, but not without the help of a pair of Fleet Officers. Now the crew must find their way closer to the origination of the pirate attack, and closer to their goal of fulfilling their bounty for the Butte Radar. However, although a few pirates suffered the ax of  Ghost  the white wookiee finds himself gravely injured, and will surely be out of action for at least the next few weeks.
+
+
+
+Can Mack’s new powerloader robot suit fix a broken wookiee? Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Thaleo.

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+---
+title: "Lord of Deception"
+episode: 39
+date: 2022-02-07
+---
+
+# GIRONIMO!
+
+
+
+A lucky leap and a clutch winch save our crew from the cold vast darkness of space. Thanks to a thrusting powerloader, Mack Skyblade, Zeke, Sarn Turbo, and Ghost have reunited with the Kahuna Wave after a daring defeat of would-be pirates. But the escapade was not without its costs. Jayk, one of the retired clone troopers, was killed and despite medical attention from Oake, Ghost has found himself with a serious injury requiring an emergency freezing in carbonite. Thankfully, the mission goal was successful, and the crew now has the coordinates of the Radian base known as The Vault.
+
+
+
+So the future is looking bright, which is probably why Ghost is wearing glareshades in that carbonite...

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+---
+title: "The Butte Must Die"
+episode: 40
+date: 2022-02-15
+---
+
+# DECEPTION!
+
+After deep freezing their Wookie compatriot, our heroes, along with the clone troopers, come up with a plan to invade The Radarian Chain chain gang's base, The Vault. They decide they're going to deceive the pirates with a bounty, using the ex pirate, Graf Lind. After deceiving not one, not two, but three radarian pirates, the crew finds themselves deceiving their way into Butt Radar's office, facing down the Butte Radar herself. But just when their lies were taking them so far, Graff reveals his ultimate deception and betrays the K-Wave crew. The choice is now either accept Butts offer of payment or shoot their way out. One way or another, Graff is getting shot.

content/episodes/s01/e41.md

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+---
+title: "A Band Aid on a Displaced Knee"
+episode: 41
+date: 2022-03-01
+---
+
+# DING DONG THE BUTTE IS DEAD! 
+
+Which ol' Butte? The Radar, Butte! The crew has triumphed over the Radarian leader with a little help from their clone friends. However, skilled bounty hunter Sarn Turbo and Sargent Zeke took the brunt of the damage. But thanks to some daring action and stashed "stimmies" from Mack Skyblade, neither is dead yet. In fact, the Twil'ek even managed to partake in their favorite activity, checking pockets. The crew now must bring the body and medallion to their contact, Venlana to collect their bounty.
+
+Bling bling!

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+---
+title: "A Better Way Than Maiming and Murdering?!"
+episode: 42
+date: 2022-03-09
+---
+
+That was a Fake BUTT(E)
+
+
+
+after a successful take down of brutal tyrant butte radar the crew turns her over for the rest of the bounty. after meeting venlana to exchange the precious medallion, they were backstabbed and they killed the almost lifeless body of the Butte radar! feeling betrayed, but also accomplished the decided to unwind with a very fine vintage of a degobah whiskey. After waking up in a very odd places, yet again, the crew wakes up to find that the Butte radar that they hunted, was indeed a fake! the crew must not shake off a hangover and figure out their next step! 
+
+
+
+We all knew it felt to real to be true!

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+---
+title: "What Are You Gonna Do, Fight Me? I'm a Goddamn Fish!"
+episode: 43
+date: 2022-04-12
+---
+
+Episode 43

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+---
+title: "Don't Worry But Bring Guns?"
+episode: 44
+date: 2022-04-19
+---
+
+Episode 44

content/episodes/s01/e45.md

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+---
+title: "And I Know I Can Do This"
+episode: 45
+date: 2022-05-16
+---
+
+Episode 45

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+---
+title: "46:"
+episode: 46
+date: 2022-07-08
+---
+
+Episode 46

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+{
+  "season": 1,
+  "tags": [
+    "crew-of-the-kahuna"
+  ]
+}

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+---
+layout: podcast-season
+season: 1
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---
+
+Escape from Mos Shuuta, Long Arm of the Hutt

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+---
+title: "S02E01"
+episode: 1
+date: 2022-08-05
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E02"
+episode: 2
+date: 2022-08-29
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E03"
+episode: 3
+date: 2022-09-14
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E04"
+episode: 4
+date: 2022-09-27
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E05"
+episode: 5
+date: 2022-10-25
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E06"
+episode: 6
+date: 2022-12-12
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E07"
+episode: 7
+date: 2022-12-19
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E08"
+episode: 8
+date: 2023-02-15
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E09"
+episode: 9
+date: 2023-02-22
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E10"
+episode: 10
+date: 2023-03-09
+---
+

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+---
+title: "S02E11"
+episode: 11
+date: 2023-03-16
+---
+

content/episodes/s02/s02.json

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+{
+  "season": 2,
+  "tags": [
+    "rick-and-morty"
+  ]
+}

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+---
+layout: podcast-season
+season: 2
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---

content/episodes/s03/e01.md

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+---
+title: "Hungry for Cats"
+episode: 01
+date: 2023-04-05
+---
+
+Olden Times<br />
+<br />
+THE WORLDS OLDEST NEWSPAPER<br />
+BREAK IN AT IRUVIAN SCHOOL<br />
+<br />
+Little Boy Witness to Dasterdly Scheme<br />
+<br />
+The Iruvian Swordfighting School was broken into April 5.<br />
+<br />
+A gang of strange theives broke into the school in the evening hours while the school attendees demonstrated their skills at the Iruvian Embassy.<br />
+<br />
+After breaking into the school in search for food, liquor and a cat (alas, none to be found) the crew made their way upstairs, where they found the beloved Prichard Templeton, second level sword fighter<br />
+<br />
+"There was a pirate and a devil. and a weird one named Chuckles," Templeton said. "And one of them had a buler in a jar."<br />
+<br />
+The crew, realizing they were headed in the wrong direction, went back downstairs to the basement. They encountered a temple with the ghostly remains of sacrifice and horror<br />
+<br />
+But it's not like there is a sinsister demonic presence downstairs! Right!? Right?

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+---
+title: "Make Your Teeth Sweat"
+episode: 02
+date: 2023-04-12
+---
+
+DOSKVOL INQUIRER<br />
+<br />
+The only news you need<br />
+GREAT DAY TO BE A JUNK FORTER<br />
+<br />
+Friendships forged-loot plundered<br />
+<br />
+In a dazzling display of overconfidence and clumsiness, the Junk Fort Crew managed to escape the Iruvian School of Sword Art--with their prize. The trio (Squish not pictured) managed to raid an alchemy lab, break into the war room, and confront Ixis, demon eater. Using the wits, their skills, and a tire iron, the trio managed to nab the pressure treasure and escape, mostly unharmed. On their way out, the group met a handsome NPC, but they ignored him for escape. I'm sure that won't come back to "haunt" them.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew rests in their Junk Fort, a thank from Baz. The crew is ready to relax and indulge their vices.<br />
+<br />
+Maybe they 1 visit the Downtrodden Toad, the center of culture in Ratcatcher Street. Maybe they'll check out the Golden Plum, filled with gourmets galore. Or the Centuralia Club, were books burst from the shelves. Or maybe they 11 take a look at that book they stole earlier, the one about vampyres.

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+---
+title: "S03E03:"
+episode: 03
+date: 2023-04-19
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 3

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+---
+title: "Monkey Noises Everywhere"
+episode: 04
+date: 2023-05-03
+---
+
+DOSK VOL GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+All your Wednesday News<br />
+APE SHIT ON A SHIP<br />
+<br />
+No more monkeying around<br />
+<br />
+After the news that their beloved Golden Plum was going belly up due to unfair tarrifs, the Carpet Bangers, formly the Junk Yard Boyz, decided to board Dawn's Hammer and rescue that sweet, sweet leviathan cavier. Despite an initally easy entrance, the crew was soon faced with NPC guards. Squish managed to free a chimp/monkey named DD, who caused enough of a distraction they could slip down below to where the caviar was cargoed.<br />
+<br />
+With the help of a mopping ghost and a well aimed radish, the group was able to successfuly locate their cargo. But now they're faced with a dilema. Carry the cargo back upstairs? Toss it overboard for later retrival? Guards are still at the watch and there's a crazed monke upstairs in the midst of a nicotine withdrawl. And what about the rest of the crew? And who exactly is Dawn, and what can she do with her hammer?

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+---
+title: "Saltwater Chili Eyes"
+episode: 05
+date: 2023-05-10
+---
+
+DOSK VOL DAILY<br />
+<br />
+I forgot to do this earlier edition<br />
+A monkey wrench in their plans!<br />
+<br />
+The ship sinking was part of the plan<br />
+<br />
+The Junk Boyz have done it again! When a command from Captain Clyde to a ghostly crew member sent cannons careening onto the deck, the crew was in a time crunch! With guards around them and water filling the deck, they had to act bravely, and desperately! Luckily, our crew is nothing but desperate.<br />
+<br />
+They got the caviar, then saved Captain Dawn, then the rest of the crew, include Peeway, the burned guy that everyone picks on. Plus, they got to keep the nicotine-addicted monkey.<br />
+<br />
+But actions have consequences. Making an enemy of the Department of Preservation is never a good idea. The Spirit Wardens will not be happy about three dead bodies lying in a boat in the bottom of the river. Will the Captain be able to get over his ghost commanding impotence? And is keeping a cigarette smoking chimp a smart idea in a wooden shack?

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+---
+title: "Stress-free, Baby!"
+episode: 06
+date: 2023-05-17
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 6

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+---
+title: "This is My Fancy Shirt"
+episode: 07
+date: 2023-06-14
+---
+
+OLD TIMEY GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+A newspaper you can read!<br />
+Rich man has party-poor people crash it<br />
+<br />
+This place is about to get turnt up<br />
+<br />
+There's a party here in Doskvol, and you've been invited! Well, not so much as invited, as much as lied and snuck in under false pretenses. In a convulated plot that would make Agatha Christe proud, our heros have snuck into Wott Manor to steal a priceless artificat and replace it with another. Why? Becuase I'm the dm, that's why.<br />
+<br />
+So far, the crew has managed to sneak in undetected. They've broken up to search for clues. Squish and Lady Emoria head to the basement to look for the artificat. Djuckles has gassed out the host, and is now making his way upstairs. And the Captain has created a scene and. is having a pity party in his favorite room, the library!<br />
+<br />
+But is there more going on? Why does Lady Emoria want to find the artificat? Who are the other guests at the party? Why are there multiple demons in the house? Why can't the captain capture ghosts? And how many onions are in Djuckles' hat?!

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+---
+title: "Poor Wott's Balls"
+episode: 08
+date: 2023-06-28
+---
+
+JUNKBOYZ JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+LOOK! MORE TEX!<br />
+PARTY GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!<br />
+<br />
+Man experiences extreme testical trauma<br />
+<br />
+After being unable to find the statue before their time limit, th crew produced a genius plot. While Captain Clyde distracted the audience with a tale of fishy fornication, Djuckles stole the statue from its case. They tried to make a quick exit, but were stopped by Wott, who had the real lion... Djuckles, triggered into reliving a junior high flashback, punched the offending man in family jewels sending him to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan.<br />
+<br />
+But the Junk Boyz weren't the only ones serving deception. Lady Emoria drew a gun on the partygoers and threatened to set off a bomb if she wasn't given the lion. Squish and Chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake andt he party dispersed in a panic.<br />
+<br />
+As our crew narrowly escaped, th house exploded into a fireball.<br />
+<br />
+So now what? The boys have the statue, but will that be enough to satisfy Baz? Wott is on the look out for a farting, nut punching man who nearly got him killed. How many more enemies can our crew make?

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+---
+title: "Fits of Vomit"
+episode: 09
+date: 2023-07-05
+---
+
+JUNK FORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+Downtime Delights!<br />
+The Importance of Hobbies<br />
+<br />
+After a long day of blowing shit up, it's always great to relax with friends and blow off some stress. In the latest downtime: - You added on to the fort! You now have a lab! - Captain got punched in the snoz, and did some soul searching atop a rooftop - Chuckles ate some takeout, and did some soul searching in a whorehouse - Squish made a disgusting meal, and made walkie talkies!<br />
+You also fostered community relationships. Rigby is scared you'll blow up the Toad, so free healing! And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet! And now you have a lion, whose knowledge, while limited, is sometimes useful.<br />
+<br />
+Truly, you are on top of your game, and things can only improve from here.

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+---
+title: "Did You Say Conjugal?"
+episode: 10
+date: 2023-08-08
+---
+
+JUNKFORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+A Ball Blasters Publication<br />
+Betrayal, Break Ins, and Boom Boom Sauce?<br />
+<br />
+After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mystique by Sculock, your friendly potion dispenser and uncle (maybe?) to Chuckles.<br />
+<br />
+They found the store ransacked, some nudie magazines, and Sculock missing! They also found a recipe for Boom Boom Sauce, a condiment/explosive that certaintly can't backfire on our arson experts.<br />
+<br />
+They were offered help from Baz to sneak into the prison were Sculock is held prisoner.<br />
+<br />
+The captain agreed to get himself arrested. and with Tawny's help, got himself a cell next to an old crewmate. Squish became a cook at the prison. Chuckles entered last, under the guise of a "conjugal" visit. It was then that a bombshell was dropped (not literally, although knowing this lot...)<br />
+<br />
+Baz had Sculock thrown in prison! And now the prison alarms have gone off, and the crew is ironically stuck inside a the prison they were trying to sneak into.<br />
+<br />
+How deep is Baz's betrayal? How will they get out? Will Chuckles learn what conjugal means? Tune in next time...

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+---
+title: "Sack of Cabin Boy"
+episode: 11
+date: 2023-08-16
+---
+
+PRISONER PERODICALS<br />
+<br />
+Because what else are you going to read<br />
+Chaos abounds on prison grounds!<br />
+<br />
+During the confusion of an attempted prison riot, our heros took action. Chuckles was taken down to the holding cells, were he reunited with his beloved Frunkle Sculock. Squish, disgused as, you guessed it, a chef managed to steal some weapons for safe keeping and managed to break out the Captain, disguised as, you guessed it, a drunken sailor.<br />
+<br />
+They deceived their way to the lower level of the prison, where they were able to finally convinced Chuckles out of his unlocked prison cell. Then, drawing on their amazing skills (and even more amazing luck) Squish and Captain took down four guards with no injury. They then convinced a guard name Dwayne to help carry the fragile frunkle back up the stairs. Deedee was called. Now the six of them (three junk boys, a guard, a frunkle, and an ape-chimp) have to escape this rioting prison, where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety.<br />
+<br />
+First, they had to break in.<br />
+<br />
+Now, they have to break out.

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+---
+title: "Gunpowder, Flammables, and Other Explodables"
+episode: 12
+date: 2023-08-30
+---
+
+JUNKFORT JOURNAL<br />
+<br />
+A Ball Blasters Publication<br />
+"Like Nut Punching a Building"<br />
+<br />
+Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison.<br />
+<br />
+Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited.<br />
+<br />
+Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room, where they discussed Chuckle's life path, and where his life was headed.<br />
+<br />
+The Captain stormed the evidence locker, completely ignorning vital exposition that explained Baz had planted the prisoners, and had told them to wear red sashes during the assault, framing his enemy of the same name for his crimes. That wasn't important! Getting back his beloved butler was all he had on his mind, and succeeded, with aplomb.<br />
+<br />
+Did you say a bomb? To the shock of no one, Captain devised a plan to blow up the armory and escape. He created a diversion, and Chuckles lit the place up. They were free, and escaped via a carriage that Squish had procurred after leaving the prison, through the front door.<br />
+<br />
+So where do they stand with Baz? What about the Junk Fort? Are they safe in the city? What can they blow up next?

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+---
+title: "Glass Bottom Garbage Barge"
+episode: 13
+date: 2023-09-06
+---
+
+SEWER SENTINEL<br />
+<br />
+That's the garbage that stinks<br />
+New Fort, Same Junk<br />
+<br />
+The crew decided to move the Junk Fort, and stole a garbage barge to do so. The new Junk Barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes.<br />
+<br />
+Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities. He met with Sculock and told him over his progress, and promised to come back for his college fund.<br />
+<br />
+The Captian spent sometime in the bookstore, and managed to learn a Fireball spell. Classic! He also decided to learn how to upgrade the Junk Fort, so they could properly steer the vessel. Chuckle gave him a hand, as well as assisted Squish in in upgrading his rifle.<br />
+<br />
+Squish had lady trouble at the Golden Plume. While impressing Chef Roselle with his slug boom boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar. Roselle tossed him out, where he then met Lady Emoria. He harrassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich.<br />
+<br />
+Now is a time of new beginnings, and maybe, new endings. Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignornat of what's around the bend.

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+---
+title: "Nut Blaster Disaster"
+episode: 14
+date: 2023-09-13
+---
+
+GARBARGE GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+This also doubles as toliet paper!<br />
+Friends in Low Places<br />
+<br />
+Lady Emoria boarded the Garbarge and provided a job for these salty sea dogs. The crew agreed to get the Maa Goo Fin, a necklace of power, in exchange for keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends, the crew of the Dawn's Hammer. They promptly dumped her off the barge, but not before she released an expolosive demon, which they quickly captured.<br />
+<br />
+The crew first met with an unhappy Turswallow, who pointed them in the direction of a bar, where Tarnet and Peeway were spending their money drinking. Unable to bully the two into betraying their captain, the gang left to the seedy bar, where they were attacked by Tawny and several of Baz's men.<br />
+<br />
+Captain and Djuckles "nut punched" their way to victory. They convinced Squish not to kill Tawny, but instead bully him into joining their crew.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew must meet with Dawn, and try to convince her to give up the location of the treasurer. Is this treasurer all it seems? Or is the Maa Goo Fin a worthless object, only necessary to drive the plot forward?

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+---
+title: "Wott's Burning Pants"
+episode: 15
+date: 2023-09-20
+---
+
+GARBARGE GAZETTE<br />
+<br />
+Insert clever text here!<br />
+Knowledge was the real treasure all along<br />
+<br />
+Once at Ginger's, the crew bluffed their way inside by pretending to be the band. They met with Captain Dawn, who did not have the necklace on hand, but who offered her help.<br />
+<br />
+Before they could leave, an old face appeared in the crowd. Wott, determined to get revenge, challenged Djuckles to a duel. The two fought, and with the help of his friends, managed to beat the bougeois and leave him in pain.<br />
+<br />
+The crew went to the warehouse, where the necklace was being held. With agility, strength, and luck, Djuckles and Squish made their way upstairs. The captain took a less direct approach, luring out the two guards, blasting them with fire, and then running inside.<br />
+<br />
+A battle commenced between the Garbarge Boys and the Ministry. Eventually, they were able to enter the office where the treasurer was beind held Inside, they found the MaGoo Fin, gold, and a map, leading to the captain's ship.<br />
+<br />
+Now the crew must decide their next steps. Can the Captain find his ship? Do they tempt the Void Sea, and search out the treasure? Will Baz evenly allow them to leave the city?

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+---
+title: "Lotta People Need Lunch"
+episode: 16
+date: 2023-10-25
+---
+
+OLDEN TIMES<br />
+<br />
+The Worlds Oldest Newspaper<br />
+Calm Before The Storm<br />
+<br />
+Are drugs bad for you if you feel better?<br />
+<br />
+The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kahuna Wave, now that he found the treasure map. Tawny and Djuckles bonded in a strange drug den, and it seemed to lift their spirits. Squish entered into a partnership with Rigney, and finished working on his new rifle.<br />
+<br />
+The Captain also finished working on the Garbarge and has made her sea worthy, after visiting what may have been a sailing themed restaurant.<br />
+<br />
+But good sails and a long stick does not make for an easy voyage. They first have to leave the city, and Baz controls the docks. They don't have any supplies, and the Void Sea is dangerous, mysterious place that few venture. This mission may be the last our crew undertake.

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+---
+title: "Bloomin' Onion is on the Menu"
+episode: 17
+date: 2023-11-08
+---
+
+SEA MONKEY MONTHLY<br />
+<br />
+This paper was delivered by sea gulls.<br />
+Doskvol Burns! Crime Lord Dead!<br />
+<br />
+In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.<br />
+<br />
+But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.<br />
+<br />
+The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.<br />
+<br />
+There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.<br />
+<br />
+So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.

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+---
+title: "Quick! Look Delicious!"
+episode: 18
+date: 2023-11-15
+---
+
+SHIP WRECKED SENTINEL<br />
+<br />
+How does a paper get delivered to a deserted island?<br />
+Disaster On The High Seas!<br />
+<br />
+The legend will live on from Doskvol down of the great ship they called the Garbarge. Her trash filled, hobcobbled remains lie in the bottom of the Void Sea, in the deadly embrace of the Leviathan.<br />
+<br />
+The day started out chipper, with the crew in good spirits. Djuckles and Captain sorted out their differences, and came to a new understanding. The day quickly turned, when a Levithan appeared on the horizon.<br />
+<br />
+The ghost butler Neelix tried seducing the great beast, and they tried using Hotman to attack him. Their plans failed, and they tried a mad dash towards the shore.<br />
+<br />
+Eventually, Djuckles tried his ol' nut puching technique, but alas, could not find the genitles. Squish bravely and foolishly jumped into the beast's gullet, and while harming the fiend, did not kill it. He cut his way to freedom. The Captain, deciding on last ditch effort, crashed the Garbarge into the beast, sacrificing their home and headquarters to save their lives.<br />
+<br />
+The crew washed upon the shores, and were greeted by friendly locals. Deedee and Tawny are missing.<br />
+<br />
+What fresh horros away our crew on the AVOID AT ALL COSTS ISLAND?

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+---
+title: "S03E19 Wreck My Stomach!"
+episode: 19
+date: 2023-11-29
+---
+

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+---
+title: "Both Haunted and Very Moist"
+episode: 20
+date: 2023-12-06
+---
+
+Season 3, Episode 20

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+{
+  "season": 3,
+  "tags": [
+    "junkfort-boys"
+  ]
+}

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+---
+layout: podcast-season
+season: 3
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---

content/episodes/s04/e47.md

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+---
+title: "I Promise I Can Find You a Parking Spot"
+episode: 47
+date: 2024-01-03
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 47

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+---
+title: "A Kidnapping Phone Tree"
+episode: 48
+date: 2024-01-21
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 48

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+---
+title: "Slow-Twerking Backwards"
+episode: 49
+date: 2024-01-29
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 49

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+---
+title: "Sackful of Savrip"
+episode: 50
+date: 2024-01-30
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 50

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+---
+title: "So You've Become a Hostage"
+episode: 51
+date: 2024-02-13
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 51

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+---
+title: "Estate Planning Slave"
+episode: 52
+date: 2024-03-07
+---
+
+Episode 52

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+---
+title: "Admirable Admiral"
+episode: 53
+date: 2024-03-21
+---
+
+Episode 53

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+---
+title: "You Have an HR Department?"
+episode: 54
+date: 2024-04-03
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 54

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+---
+title: "Are They Fooled by My Diguise?"
+episode: 55
+date: 2024-04-19
+---
+
+Episode 55

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+---
+title: "Her First Hostage"
+episode: 56
+date: 2024-05-08
+---
+
+Season 4, Episode 56

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+---
+title: "Have You Seen My Murder Pile?"
+episode: 57
+date: 2024-06-13
+---
+<section class="prologue">
+<hgroup>
+Episode 57
+
+## Butte Radar
+</hgroup>
+
+**Breakout!** Bobenz employed the help of an unsuspecting stranger to free her crewmates from their cage. Although Mack rolled under and away, he was still listening to Sarn's instruction as he freed their weapons. And despite falling flat while trying to drop kick the charlie-in-the-box, he gave a key distraction leading to a back-of-the-head knockout blow of the scrawny security analyst.
+
+However, their antics raised alarm, literally, drawing the attention of the @UUID[Actor.9AWwoz3wKi45kFFs]{Butte Radar} herself, who dropped from the ceiling, accompanied by a little friend.
+
+The time has come, it's wipe or be wiped for our heroes.
+</section>
+<section class="alt-titles">
+
+</section>

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+{
+  "season": 4,
+  "tags": [
+    "crew-of-the-kahuna"
+  ]
+}

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+---
+layout: podcast-season
+season: 4
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---

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+---
+title: "Is here good? Questionable."
+episode: 21
+date: 2024-07-17
+---
+
+# WANTED! GANG TERRORIZES CITY
+Olden Times
+World's Oldest Newspaper
+
+![](worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/newspapers/Screenshot%202024-07-14%20144345.png)  
+> LAST SEEN NIGHT OF DOCK FIRE
+
+A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected crime boss Baszo Baz and subsequent dock fire.
+
+The group is considred arm and very dangerous.
+
+They are believed to have left the city in "GarBarge." Reports from the outer Dagger Isles suggest that the crew sailed to Last Hurrah, a famous demon holiday spot, before fleeing towards the Void Sea towards uncharted waters.  
+
+
+
+> VOID SEA DISTURBANCES?
+
+In completly unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstainted reports and rumors fom the literal backwards of the Void Seas:
+
+* Whalers reported a Leviathan attack. These giant creatures are known for their caviar, which some compare to cat food. Remains of a dingy barge found, but no survivors.
+* Fire on Nelson Island. Reportedly home to a cult of cannibals, witnesses report smelling smoke and the sounds of screams
+* The return of Captain Fitzclyde? Rumors abound that the famous pirate has been seen again sailing the open seas, now with a strange, nut\-punching, fire starting crew.
+
+ 

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+---
+title: "Playing for Keepys"
+episode: 22
+date: 2024-07-31
+---
+
+<p class="newspaper-name">Bon Voyage Bulletin</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">Who's Printing These</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2024-07-31</p> <h2>New Ship, New Identities, New Troubles!</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/assets/pages/DzemxJwopdWfbkJL-pages-eRwwiS7HLC9dqNDO-Screenshot%202024-07-31%20173438-bdapgjPbRm0t6Owo.png"> <blockquote>     <p></p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content">     <p>Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in sight.</p>     <p>But after some sweet talking from Squish and Chuckles, the captain has allowed the gang to remain on his ship as his crew. His rules are simple: clean up after yourself, and obey his orders.</p>     <p>However, cleanliness and obedience are not the Garbarge boys strength, and already there's some grumbling and talks about overthrowing the Captain, and taking his boat.</p>     <p>After a night of some heart to heart talks, they are ready for their first big task: deciding where they heck they're going to go.</p>     <p>Mysteries abound. What is the Captain up to? What is he looking for, and where are they going? Why did Patches mutiny, and will the crew survive his deception?</p> </div>

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+---
+title: "Brother of Good Sir"
+episode: 23
+date: 2024-08-14
+---
+

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+---
+title: "Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests"
+episode: 24
+date: 2024-08-27
+---
+
+<p class="newspaper-name">Oceanside Weekly</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">There's a Printing Press Down Here?</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2023-08-25</p> <h2>"FISH" OUT OF WATER</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/Screenshot%202024-08-25%20162737.png"> <blockquote>     <p></p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content">     <p>In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.</p>     <p class="p1">Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.</p>     <p class="p1">Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.</p>     <p class="p1">While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.</p>     <p>Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.</p>     <p class="p1">The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.</p> </div>

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+---
+title: "No, no, there's only two garbarges"
+episode: 25
+date: 2024-09-11
+---
+
+<p class="newspaper-name">Bon Voyage Bulletin</p> <p class="newspaper-tagline">No, I will not call you Gutenburg</p> <p class="newspaper-date">2024-09-11</p> <h2>A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries</h2> <img src="worlds/bridgets-in-the-dark/Screenshot%202024-09-11%20180943.png"> <blockquote>     <p>Who is "Maggie?"</p> </blockquote> <div class="newspaper-content">     <p>The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains.</p>     <p>Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames, which did not increase it's effectivness, but did increase it's coolness. Patches, per usual, spent time cooped up in the bathroom, talking to Neelix, whio suggested that Patches might get further if he connected with his crew mates, and tried to be a bit more honest with them.</p>     <p>But Patches isn't the only person hiding something. Djuckles met a mysterious girl named Maggie, who claims to work on the ship. She quicly disapeared somewhere on the ship, and Fitzelyde claims to know nothing about her. He tried telling the crew a story about a harp, but, as usual, they weren't listening, and instead insulted his poor ukelele playing. He regrests inviting them for dinner.</p>     <p>But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?</p> </div>

content/episodes/s05/e26.md

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+---
+title: Drums in the Poop Hole
+season: 5
+episode: 26
+date: 2024-09-11
+---
+<hgroup>
+<h1>Paradise Periodical</h1>
+<p>"How do you know what's happening? We're trapped on the ship!"<p>
+<date>2024-09-11</date>
+</hgroup>
+
+# Strange Times on Stranger Shores
+<article>
+
+> Holy ghosts!
+
+After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie
+
+ The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
+ 
+ </article>

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+---
+title: Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole
+season: 5
+episode: 27
+date: 2024-10-06
+podcast: true
+tags: 
+ - season-5 
+ - campaign-junkfort-boys
+---
+
+<section class="prologue">
+ <hgroup class="masthead">
+ 
+ # Deep Water Digest
+ How do you know what they wished for?
+ <date>2024-09-11</date>
+ </hgroup>
+
+ <hgroup>
+
+ # Day Saved – Baths Had By All
+ ## Of course he was nude
+ </hgroup>
+
+ <article>
+ Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie\- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and, finding no body, had to coax Old Peg into the hole. With a quick attune, Patches reunited
+
+ Margaret in all her forms. As a thank you, Maggie's spirit showed the crew to the secret spa, and granted each of them a whisper. Djuckles wished for friendship, and found acceptance. Squish wished to never hunger, and found satiation. Patches wavered between returning to Lockport, or gaining control of the ship.
+
+ After their bath, the crew returned to the Kahuna Wave, where the Captain waited for them. They decided to head to the next island, where the Captain has another contest up his sleeve.
+ </article>
+</section>
+
+<section class="alt-titles">
+
+# Alternate titles:
+- "Getting Real Deep Tissue" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Here's 2 Coin for Letting Me Rub You Down" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Gogum Fork" - Tiger (GM)
+- "He's Too God Damned Pleasant" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Its Nice to Have some Pleasantness Sometimes" - Bridget
+- "Roll for Drunk" - Andy
+- "Roll for Prowl" - Andy
+- "Tawney on the Stoop" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Were You Crying?" - Tiger (GM)
+- "It Was that Harold Saxx" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Nicest Drink in the Shittiest Shoe" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Top Intern" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Gone Garbarge" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Real Ship with a Real Captian" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Pushing the Raft" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole" - Tiger (GM)
+- "I Will Pee My Pants" - Tiger (GM)
+- "Your Plan Was to Pee Your Pants" - Tiger (GM)
+- "What the Hell Is a Harp?" - Tiger (GM)
+</section>

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+    "Comedy",
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+season: 5
+override:tags: ["season"]
+---