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title: "Bloomin' Onion is on the Menu"
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episode: 17
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date: 2023-11-08
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SEA MONKEY MONTHLY<br />
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This paper was delivered by sea gulls.<br />
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Doskvol Burns! Crime Lord Dead!<br />
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In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past.<br />
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But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull.<br />
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The crew did suprsingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts. They managed to create drinkable water, usefull, since they didn't pack any. They created a fishing pole, useful, since they also didn't pack any food. They checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters. They entertained themselves with solitare and bird watching.<br />
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There first stop was Last Hurray, the Devil's Paradise. While gatherng supplies, and by supplies, I mean, eating as many blooming onions they could handle, they realized that the demons were cannibals, and quickly made their retreat back to the barge.<br />
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So now what? With water, but no food, their options are limited. The sea is a dangerous place.
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