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20 lines
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title: "Poor Wott's Balls"
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episode: 08
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date: 2023-06-28
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JUNKBOYZ JOURNAL<br />
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LOOK! MORE TEX!<br />
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PARTY GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!<br />
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Man experiences extreme testical trauma<br />
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After being unable to find the statue before their time limit, th crew produced a genius plot. While Captain Clyde distracted the audience with a tale of fishy fornication, Djuckles stole the statue from its case. They tried to make a quick exit, but were stopped by Wott, who had the real lion... Djuckles, triggered into reliving a junior high flashback, punched the offending man in family jewels sending him to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan.<br />
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But the Junk Boyz weren't the only ones serving deception. Lady Emoria drew a gun on the partygoers and threatened to set off a bomb if she wasn't given the lion. Squish and Chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake andt he party dispersed in a panic.<br />
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As our crew narrowly escaped, th house exploded into a fireball.<br />
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So now what? The boys have the statue, but will that be enough to satisfy Baz? Wott is on the look out for a farting, nut punching man who nearly got him killed. How many more enemies can our crew make? |