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56 lines
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title: "Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests"
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date: 2024-08-27
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---
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{% prologue %}
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Oceanside Weekly
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There's A Printing Press Down Here
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{% timeTag date %}
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## Fish Out Of Water
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In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain.
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Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish.
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Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve it.
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While Djuckles met up with Squish, Patches took the the opportunity to spy on the Real Captain. All he was doing was practicing the ukulele, and failing, badly.
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Meanwhile, after the sucessful negotations, Squish and Djuckles headed back to the boat. Squish became distracted, and then bewitched, by a band of demon flautist. Djuckles used his might fish to knock some sense into Squish, and the pair retreated to the ship, but not before receiving a free CD from the demon band.
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The crew now awaits their next instructions. They've been warned about the dangers of Tycheros, but like most warnings and foreshadowing, this probably will be ignored.
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{% endprologue %}
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{% alternateTitles %}
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- _"Djuckles: Chief of Plotables"_ - Andy
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- _"I Can Make some...coconut Bombs..."_ - Boo
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- _"We Just Caused a Scene and Then Left"_ - Bridget
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- _"You Should Not Have Mocked that Child"_ - Boo
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- _"You Behind that Pillow!"_ - Tiger
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- _"It's Amazing because All that Happened, but It Didn't."_ - Boo
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- _"Let Me Tell You Something About that monkey....I Know that Monkey"_ - Boo
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- _"Monkey Sized Man"_ - Tiger
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- _"No One Is Gonna Believe Me About This Child"_ - Tiger
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- _"Mutiny the Captain Again"_ - Tiger
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- _"I Have Tried Nothing"_ - Tiger
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- _"My Names Not Really Patches, You Know that Right?"_ - Andy
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- _"This Was a Touching Moment"_ - Tiger
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- _"I'll Ingrate Myself"_ - Tiger
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- _"You Can't Catch a Monk Fish with a Monk Fish"_ - Tiger
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- _"The Lamplady"_ - Tiger
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- _"The Latern Part"_ - Tiger
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- _"You Caught It You Bought It"_ - Tiger
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- _"A Bad Batch of Onions"_ - Tiger
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- _"Squirelling Around"_ - Tiger
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- _"You Should Use the Other Eye"_ - Andy
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- _"We Have Flour"_ - Tiger
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- _"Big Bloomin Onion"_ - Tiger
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- _"GOD DOESN'T EXIST HERE"_ - Tiger
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- _"Ghost Butler"_ - Bridget
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- _"Was There Anyone on the Island Holding Their Crotch?"_ - Boo
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- _"Is There Booty?"_ - Tiger
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- _"Fantasy Spanish"_ - Tiger
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- _"Those Are Famous Last Words Too"_ - Tiger
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{% endalternateTitles%} |