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title: Ooey Gooey Monster Boy
date: 2024-12-30
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Mindflayer Monday
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End of the season, baby! (Jk, maybe. Who knows?)
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## Castle Of Horrors And Call Backs
The crew decided to try the old "we're just dinner for grandpa's funeral" routine to sneak past the human-eating demons that live on Tycheros island. And it worked! The gang was able to make it to the entrance of the castle, only to be stopepd by a pair of greedy, hungry guards. With Squish's shooting and a pair of well timed Judo Chops to the neck, they fought their way into the castle interior. However, they were faced with dizzying and maze-like architecture. A post sign guided them towards the kitchen, the bedroom, and the ship. They decided on kitchen. They were met with the demon crew of the Kahuna Wave, which was a bit odd. Patches detected a flute at the center of the mirage, and once he blew that sucker, all hell broke loose. The gang fought the demons with again, more shooting, some shenanigans, and a tarzan-swing from the rafters. Djuckles tried to luck in the bedroom. The gang entered Lady High Hill's pink bedroom. Now, the monstrous form of Uncle Shyluck and Djuckle's bird-head girlfriend are frozen in a moment in time, and the gang has taken a break to discuss their next steps. There is another room yet to explore, and the final confrontation with the captain up ahead. Good luck, everybody!
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{% alternateTitles%}
- _"Butt Tussling"_ - Bridget
- _"I Get the Butt Touching"_ - Tiger
- _"Hes Gonna Touch the Butt"_ - Andy
- _"Shoot Everyone I Love"_ - Andy
- _"Mouthful of Feathers"_ - Andy
- _"Fistful of Feathers"_ - Boo
- _"Dutifully and Flutifully"_ - Tiger
- _"Trying to Make a Decission Right Now"_ - Tiger
- _"The Flute Is My New Hobby"_ - Tiger
- _"A Dirty Harry Hold"_ - Tiger
- _"Ooy Gooey Monster Boy"_ - Tiger
- _"We've Been Playing Beauty and the Beast for Like 20 Minutes Now"_ - Boo
- _"I Dive Into the Body"_ - Tiger
- _"I Dive Into the Body----Well We Weren't Expecting That!"_ - Boo
- _"Did I Get Him in the Eye?"_ - Tiger
- _"Don't You Want to Get Fed?"_ - Tiger
- _"He Mud Tussled You!"_ - Boo
- _"Okay Thank You for Nothing"_ - Tiger
- _"Monkey Mind Meld"_ - Tiger
- _"Your Famous Mutiny"_ - Tiger
- _"I Partially Attuned"_ - Tiger
- _"Derobed"_ - Tiger
- _"Regular Prowl"_ - Tiger
- _"You're More than Welcome to Creep Closer"_ - Tiger
- _"Two Additional Steering Wheels Come Out of the Floor"_ - Andy
- _"Vulnerable and Advantageous"_ - Tiger
- _"His Horrible Fish"_ - Tiger
- _"Sure Why Not?"_ - Tiger
- _"Chewed Uranium"_ - Andy
- _"I Did a Bad"_ - Tiger
- _"Success Long String"_ - Tiger
- _"Jump Into the Eye"_ - Tiger
- _"I Expode His Eye!"_ - Andy
- _"Dirty Gross Balloon"_ - Boo
- _"Eyes Are the Testicles of the Face"_ - Andy
{% endalternateTitles%}